Snow Golem (Minecraft Animation)
2022 ж. 17 Қыр.
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#shorts #minecraft #animation
dumb minecraft animation. Hopefully you find it funny. I love minecraft. Especially minecraft 100 days videos. I also like speedruns, new 1.19 update, tutorials, and content creators like dream, tommyinnit, quackity, mumbo jumbo, grain, or anyone who plays minecraft.
"Hey Steve, why there is a hole in my snowman?" "..."
AYOOOOOO
☹️ this comment is a real bummer
NAAWWWWWWWW
Yikes.
MMM! 😳
*"These arent the design choices we were referring to mr.afton!"*
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME, I ALWAYS COME BACK!😈
@@magic_man9714 your sus
@@Umcriticasdos333 you're
Mr.afton" But think about the children" "You do everything but think about the children"
@@THGMR-ox7sd I have a bomb
“It’s just a snow golem…” “It’s just a snow golem…” “IT’S JUST A SNOW GOLEM”
"It's just a snow golem women..."
WAS THAT THE PINGAS OF 87?!
There aren’t any laws against it though
"THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST SNOW GOLEMS SPONGEBOB
"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an Idea"
BROOOOO
And what shall that be lad
@@Theinkestayy we got the same PFP
@@MemeDefier712 YESSIRRRRR
What’s the idea dude
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? The snowballs."
So very true, heh
wtf
SUS
💀
@@Spade_XOL *amogus music intensifies*
_🗣️_
ayo...
There’s also extra milk in it now, definitely
@@rainbowspongebob ayo
Hey (Builds a helicopter)
Shut up.
This is why we need potion of frost resistance
YOO FACTS🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Wonder why we need it☠️☠️☠️
I see what you did there😂
@@BeatQuest32 Steve and the snow woman: we made snow babies with a frost resistance potion:)
🤨
THERES NO RULES AGAINTS THE SNOWGIRLS BATMAN HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA
SHES 5 SECONDS OLD JOKER YOU CANT
@@wertbe1718hey it's 35 seconds in dog seconds, SOOOO
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so she's actually 13.8 Billion years old!
@@WernherThronner NO JOKER! THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS
@@MrRoboto-iw1ubI’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN-
“Alex why is there a stick on the lower half of the snow golem?” “No particular reason.”
Underrated comment
Basically Mine but More confusing
@@SlideCharacter it's a p*nis
*Steve
Unoriginal
"When there is a hole there is a goal" -A random hobo
impossible you have the same as me
oogway 👌
-master oogway
kzhead.infof4uSizodIqc?feature=share
@@aiou7425 is that pig Latin?
R34 artists bouta have a field day with this one
it already exist
@@FilipinoNoob69420 "How do you know!!"
”Steve, we have no icing, where did you get that?"
LOl
@@SandyStJohn You’re the same fuckin guy replying like another person, this is just pathetic
Does blud have dementia
@@GayBowser1bro said lol on his own replies
@@GayBowser1LOl
He who pulls me out of her shall be named King Arthur
Bruh LOL man that's a good one funny
Hey man that’s from that meme app called **REDACTED**
@@Randomlyrandom___101I miss vine
@@Actuallyserious that’s not it
@@Randomlyrandom___101 hmmm koobecaf?
4 words. Neutered because of Frostbite.
Lmao
worth it
Well considering Steve can stand around in the snow for days on end without so much as a single point of damage done to him its safe to assume hes immune to frost damage
@@Dovah_Slayer Plus he can easily survive in the nether despite water being evaporated into no where, especially with stuff like iron armor. And despite the fact that lava is probaby canonically stronger as in terms of heat, he still takes the same damage and over world lava.
Worth
The thumnail☠️
My dad: let me play Minecraft for a little bit
That’s enough KZhead shorts for today.
_💀_
@@BloodyBludhow-
@@BloodyBludteach me your ways
*💀*
How did bro flip his emoji, I think he used italic
Alex: Could of sworn I made pie. Steve: not anymore, it's pound cake.
Unoriginal and terrible.
why just why
@@dasherx1070 yes
@@goudacheese7491 hey bro you cheese?
Steve : time to get cream pie
Me: Oh! What a cute SnowGirl! My brain: *HEAR ME OUT-*
Damn she still fine as a pie tho But anyways why is there a hole in the pie
Batman, there's no laws against the snowwomen Batman, I can do whatever I want with it
NO JOKER NO
@@ladybloodieify You already know what I'm gonna do to that thing batman
@@SirNobleIZHJOKER, ITS JUST A SNOW GOLEM JOKER
@@Nigelkarp_magikberry BATMAN IT'S BEEN 35 YEARS SINCE I HAD A GIRLFRIEND BATMAN I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER
@@SirNobleIZHJOKER NO SHES JUST A FEW SECONDS OLD!!
Steve was about to make that snow whiter than usual 💀
And melt it too
💀☠️
@@zamienmadlocc4626 ready?
Yeah, it's that good
@@Where_da_cheese_atcan i steal you😏
Rule 34 artists: Write that down! Write that down! Edit: this is probably my most liked comment yet
Now that, I can get excited for
Indubitably
Can’t wait
Patrick: *plays tic tac aggressively*
Man...
When you remember that it's actually called a snow golem, it is not supposed to have a gender, it has no feelings and you got turned on by looking at a pile of snow with a smile on its face. Additionally the fact that steve is so desperate means that Alex is not interested in him therefore she likely would prefer to date human squidward than him, which I don't think is weird, this guy made a living body pillow out of snow, he also seems like the kind of guy who will build the popular sheep machine on every single one of his worlds. Just for the record I have not touched Twitter once in my life, I am just making a joke and I am sorry if my comment made you uncomfortable.
shut up NERD
Steve here is the average japanese male porn hentai watcher and enjoyer
Lmao thats funny asf
Certified redditor
quit yapping
''Something just snapped inside me-''
“Yeah, it’s from frostbite. No, you don’t wanna know how.”
😕
💀
🤤
I will unbreed steave
Blue balls
Steve about to put some icing on that pie
☠️
I don't get it
@@FinlandTheSniper "icing" = cum
oop, i though you said tnt
@@FinlandTheSniperwell you shouldn’t
"My, my, this American Pie"
« American Pumpkin Pie »
"Steve what are you do-" "AMBATUKAAAA-"
i remember at school i looked over at someone’s computer and they were watching this
AYO
Dang😂
LOL
WELL WERE DE FOURTH REPLIY????
my bad
Doctor: so how did you get frostbite on your p… Steve: you don’t want to know😅
🤨😏😏
O
Ayo💀
@@ShanksD.Snitch-
Wait a min-
"Steve. Why does that snowgirl's baby have your face?"
Imagine if bro gets his weewee frostbitten💀
that’s enough internet for today💀
Si wey demasiado KZhead por hoy
Yep
More like for a life
🤣🤣🤣
@@tdm_nicky5603 We all know that the internet is the fourth most addictive thing on Earth. Third thing being drinkable liquid. Second is food. And First is oxygen. And thousands have died because they either had too much of any of the four or too little.
Minecraft community has fallen beyond belief at this point
Why did u make that golem thicc 😭
You realize that now?
There was a mod that turned mobs into anime girls and made the game a dating sim. This is NOT new to the community
@@VincentCrescioneI’m downloading a rocket launcher mod
@@VincentCrescione whyyyy T-T
Steve was making a beautiful snow girlfriend❤ until that damn skeleton and cute Alex made her into a pumpkin pie😢
Bro violated the snow female 💀💀
* Insert Whole skeleton shaking while sitting in a chair *
Steve: so skele looks like we be having a little talk about yesterday
Skeleton: why was murdering that [MOMMY?@*#;÷[*] snowgolem a big thing
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
yes yes yes
No it is Steve looking at the skeleton like: So u have chosen. DEATH!
Welp… she forgot to add the whipped cream, so you know what’s next
💀 aww heee nawww
I dont get it.......
AWH HELL NAHHH
@@harp-animation-officialgood
@@harp-animation-officialStay innocent
Alex:hey steave?why is there hole in his chest? Steave:...umm....
4:49 "yeah.. beds" ▫️👄▫️
"Steve, how did you make the snow on the golem 3 blocks high?" "I put lots of love into it!"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
All snow golems are 3 blocks high, 2 snow blocks and a pumpkin. It’s their HITBOX that’s 2 blocks. Also, why is everyone putting a bunch of Matt Rose emojis? 🫤
@@FewVidsJustComments I was referring to the snow itself. So this would be a 4 blocks high Snow Golem, but with a hitbox of 3 blocks tall
This snowwoman costs 1 extra snow block
*"GIVE ME BACK MY SNOW MOMMY, WOMEN"* -Steve
there is only one woman
@@twiffygames2093 Yep.
This says a lot about our society.
That be a sexy snowoman
Women or woman?
If UnderTail taught me anything, I know exactly what to do with that pie.
Les just say that snow woman ain't gone be filled with snow
Mom: the food isn't that hot The food:
your food is frozen?
@@GeezSus 💀
That’s ironic.
@@GeezSus💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@oleg Tipov you had to make it worse.....
"So, Steve, tell me how you got that brain freeze"
He doesn't have one he gave one 😏
@@RattleMiBones you mean he got brain?
THE ROC
“My sexy girlfriend with the biggest boobs, in the world died to another woman.”
You mean, brain hypothermia?!
The frostbite is worth it.
you clicked because of the thumbnail, didnt you or did you just find this while scrolling through shorts
Shorts
"oh no joker, don't tell me" "you already know batman you know what I'm gonna do to that snow woman" "NO OH GOD JOKER, NO DON'T DO IT" *"I'M GONNA DO IT BAT-"*
There's no laws in th minecraft world batman I can do what ever I want to it
JOKER DONT DO IT NO!!
@@raymondsantillan-yp7xl IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
Snow golem
That gyatt man and those
"Steve, the pie didn't have cream filling before"
Oh, that’s because I just made it. Want a taste?”
@@staticlake3383no thanks I’m not hungry
Mình thích cậu
@@staticlake3383yes pls
Why are you guys simping over a FUCKING snow women. 🤣🤣🤣
Bro Steve so sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳
I think I'm gonna play Minecraft again... And maybe make some more snowgolem
Finally, Snow Golems would have a use.
Hate to ask but what use is that
@@cadenzgaming2585 I think you know 😏
@@nadroji6549 have fun even trying
@@cadenzgaming2585 Oh, I will have fun not only trying, but succeeding!
@@nadroji6549so like.... iron golem for a 3 sum?
The power of logic!!
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
@@arvinopaeza5735 goofy uhhh
you are 100% indian
@@6christlord914 thanks
You mean "Neuron logic"
That last one left me speachless
i searched minecraft raft and got this
therapist: r34 snow golem doesnt exist, she cant hurt u r34 snow golem:
👅👅👅👅
Ah yes, apparently any feminine character defaults to rule 34
@@whatsausername1200 ohhhh cmon u cant be *that* petty, this one has obv implications
r34 snow golem can hurt me anytime
@@goofbert_prime lmao u down bad, huh?
"Steve, why do your pants smell like pumpkin pie. Also, why is there a snowman angrily banging the door?"- last words of Alex before realization
Why is there a snowman angrily banging ME
Professionals have standards
Professionals have standards
@@stanleybochenek1862 Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
@@oklord6415 ok
"Hey Steve, Why's Your Pumpkin Pie Have A Hole In The Middle?"
"Smash or Pa-"
if this could exist. My entire WORLD would be filled by snow golems WHAT THE HECK ? 2K LIKES ? YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!
Gettin that snussy
nah 💀
😳😳😳😳
Yea
True dat even tho the frost bite worth it
Im boutta do some forbidden shit 💀💀
AAyyyyyuoooooo
Bro got off to the Minecraft snow golem ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Frostbitten
Bro gonna get frostbite on his di-
Honestly, same
"Hey Steve, ¿why my snowman's mouth is suspiciously more white than usual?"
Bro Femalenalised the snow golem😂😂
Bro summoned a whole fandom with the background music.
Do you happen to know the name of that background music?
@@gumballwatterson2789 Able sisters. Came out in 2001 used in animal crossing and also famously known to be the KZhead creator Tommyinnit’s background music or theme.
@@ginalewis8747 and it's often used in MVPerry's "What it says about you" series
@@KeiTh0r and mc challenges
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨
“Okay hear me out-“
Nope
@@Gojithelegend yep
@@I_is_in_fact_an_egg No just no
@@Gojithelegend yes just yes
@@I_is_in_fact_an_egg No never
The r34 artists are going to be having fun with this one..
* trampling snow sounds*
* rapid trampling snow sounds *
“So that’s how you got frostbite?”
💀
☠☠☠
Relatable tho
Frostsuccie
sorry we gotta amputate it
Doctor: so where did you get frostbite? Steve: *points down*
Wut lol
@@inksans8183 e
IN HIS TOE HIS TOE!!
The stixk
"Yo why is there a hole in my snowman" -steve
Phoenix sc IM COMING FOR YOU SPINCY
Bro made the word "creampie" have a whole new meaning 💀💀💀
🤨
AAAAAAHHH
i'm only a human, after all... don't put the blame on me.
لالا
So don't put a blame on me -continue the song-
The difference between these two is that one has snowballs
Me who was just searching "Best Golem addons for Minecraft Bedrock": 🗿
possibly the hottest snow golem in all of minecraft history
AYO 😳
You haven’t searched the internet for that it seems since this is what you call the hottest one
Agreed
@@mixednarwhal yo?
Until it melt because she's very *Hot*
This why aliens haven't made contact with us
HAHHRSHHSHS HEELP
I don’t blame them
🎉endhheeu
Awtjehs
no i think it's because one crazy dude would try to fuck them
The face in the pumpkin pie at the end was so cute and funny XD
Before steve:i hate this army after steve:*sees her ass*
Snow is considered an insulator
Ppl boutta go wild after hearing this
Steven really had a “neuron activation”moment
did a microwave just call steve by his real name?
@@delicatevessel9718 _yes_
@@delicatevessel9718 HIS REAL NAME IS STEVEN!?!??!?! how many other lies have I been told by the council
@@silkswitch spongebob name is spongerobert, Minnie Mouse's name is minerva, donold ducks middle name is Fauntleroy. I learned all of these things this year lol oh and Steven universes full name is "Steven quartz cutie-pie Demayo Diamond Universe". And here I thought my mom had a long name.
@@delicatevessel9718 no, isnt spongebob real name spongeboy
The protection armor is gonna come in handy 💀💀
“Steve why is there a giant hole in the pie”💀
"If there's a hole, there's a goal." "But there isn't a hole?" *"Not yet atleast."*
I’m going to buy you some holy water… 💀💀💀
@@ethanmerrikin1544 Thank you. Don't forget the bleach and rope.
The cool part about these comments is that only dirty minded people understand it…. Unless your a parent😂😂… Or maybe you had suffered these types of jokes a lot and now know what they mean…
@@Meme_Enjoyer101hol up… *the rope* ?
@@AluxGamezsome questions are best left unanswered
The girl snow golem is actually really pretty
Agreed
Frist see this 🤨📸
To what?
Approved
SIMP ALERT
I don’t care who the irs sends I’m not paying taxes!
*wake up steve, we need to fvck the snow*
The thumb nail got us here
Hey buddy, do you like group buying
Your damn right it did. 🖐️ Don't leave me hanging.
@@-KingD- high-five ✋
I am ashamed of myself..
👊 anybody wanna fistbump?
"what's the difference between a snowman and a snow doll?"
"snow balls"
Do you mean snow woman?
@@Imp927 you quite obviously dont get the joke
@@Imp927snow bunny
@@Absolutamenteninguem687nah its the HOLE
Okay, snow fetish, new entry in "fetishes created thanks to animations"
Just one more KZhead shorts before sleep The KZhead shorts:
"once i saw it, i immediately clicked it"
Same
._ . A
Same
Same
Same
Rare footage of steve getting -999999999 credit social score
his public execution starts in -1.57 seconds
@@Waterishloki100 and date execution at same time
@@Waterishloki100 haha got this its like -1.57 and also got the word perfectlyweqeqeqeqeqeqyugbcerugybtcuertcbgrencbgeu
Everyone in this video gets negative social credit score
NOTHING HAPPENED ON JUNE 4 1984 I SWEAR
That pie is going to be a creampie
Steve: THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO PUTTING SNOW BALLS ON A SNOWMAN Little kid: why? How do you know? HOW DO KNOOOWW???
-slams credit card on desk multiple times-
REAL
Hey I’m totally not going to bed early tonight just cus there’s no reason Smash
-hi-
@@tobiashanke6996-hi-
Eu entendi a referência
Rule 34 artist:SCREENSHOT THIS
📸📸📸📸🤡🤨
Stop
Already did 😺
Jawohl
@minus8
i searched up "Animation" and found this XD
MICHQEL!!! MICHAEEEL!!! HEEELP MEEE!!!