GIANT MAMMOTH vs ZEUS! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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17:16 Dan:you got this buddy! Gets stamped by 3 mammoths, also overkilled
and gets kicked
14:57 no one is gonna talk about the one glitching on the bottom right? 18:22 "I'm flying, Jack!"
I'll never let go
I saw it
“Heurgh!” “Herg! Herah! Welcome back to tolly battle simulator
Nice pfp
Lol
6a ,a
Tolly battle simulator
Lol
wheel barrow driver: dies guy who throws tamatoes: dead'nt
9:10 Blue afro guy: I'm going out with a dab!!!
literally infront of dan
Yes
Yea
dab police!!!
Lol in the chat.
3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: What about me?
Archer: am I a joke to you?
*_-I noticed that-_*
Lol!
Joshua Britain dang it! I was just about to say that 😂
(Insert sad music here) DanTDM had forgotten our hero archer
*Claim your nolstagia trip ticket here.*
Are remember when this dropped bro
Dan: Let's try and keep it even. Also Dan: Puts 3 berserkers on the left-hand side and 4 on the right-hand side.
I THOUGH I WAS ThE OnLY OnE
He said he would TRY to make it even
Yeah that even?
pretty even if you ask me
he didn't want to make them the same so it would be more interesting
Now I know how mammoths went extinct. Thanks Dan
Lol
Bit morbid 😅
L bozo rateto
One of my favourite intros so far. DanTDM's intros are my favourite because it means that I will be watching a brilliant video
Unless someone is copying him
Ikr 😁
Unless it's about a video of him quitting KZhead.
@@loom2daeye2danose sad day when that happens.
14:16 Wow, that guy really missed his chance.
Dan: Oh I thought hey all killed each other Headbutter: Don’t worry Dan, we were just taking a mid-battle nap
"One got him square in the butt cheek!" Dan - 2019
Brianna Dolan Lol
you made me laugh
HE TURNED INTO A HUMAN CHICKEN SHIELD!!, Dan - idk some time ago
I don’t know 🤷♂️ I was just going on a break but I think I am getting a new one ☝️ is the season for a little time in the next couple weeks to see them and I will get him in and he can get it back to you he is
Heh
“The Afros collide” -DanTDM 2019
Lol in the chat
Fortnite season 6 should've been called Afros collide XD
@Adial Lopez lol
Wait he read a comment
@@usmanjan5750 omg
Dan I have gone trough some tough times but 6 years of watching your vids, u have made me laugh entertained me, and also your my Mc hero also thanks for making my day today with these series 🥺😊 tysm!
your a year late... but its nice dan helped
“We only have zeuses, minotaurs, and kings left.” *Sad ice archer noises
So right
:(
Peter Griffin here to explain the joke from this comment. Basically Dan could still buy ice archers but for some reason he didn't see it.
3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: Am I a joke to you?
lol that feeling when your left out
Exeret lolllllll awesome
Yea
There's always that one dude never fits in XD
He was just standing there
Dan: They Use The Power Of Plants Me: I Dont Think Thats A Plant Thats A Bone, Dan.
Bone Mage = bones
R U SAYING THE BONE MAGE IS SANS'S ANCESTOR? 0A0
@Billy Westerson . . .
3:43 Ice archer: *_IM I A JOKE TO YOU?!_*
I put exact same comment
11:15 in this round Dan, FYI, Priests don't attack. they heal.
"I'm gonna try to make it EVEN" -adds 4 berserkers on the blue team -adds 3 berserkers on the red team
LoL ikr
Copied comment!
@@wesly2089 huh?
@@wesly2089 wdym?
18:23 when he brings him down I can just imagine Jhon Cena song playing in da background
18:12
DAN- They were zapping each other FANS- They were healing each other
Man i loved it when dan was still playing tabs
9:12 the wheelbarrow guy is dabbing 😂😂 10:14 too arrest Henry
i was about to type that but then i saw this
@@gabehagan1948 same but i've already did it😂
Same
GRIDLOCK PLAYZ boi i was hoping no one wrote that but you did lol he was dabbing (9:13) while staring at the camera {looking at dan}
wow everyone here replying to you feels the same way
9:11 the dab though *dab police arrive on scene Dab police, "WHERES THE SUCKER!" Wheelbarrow, "We told you, he died." Dab police, "Oh. Well here"s a ticket anyway."
[Ooooooooooof] lol
And its on the time stamp 9 11 Lol
@@lepirin7227 lol yeah what a coincidence
911 what's your emergency
Dab police here
Dan, one of the only KZheadr that makes a real video on April fools
I loved everything about this game you should do it again sometime!
17:43 The second mammoth from the right literally SNEEZED out a halfling AHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Sneezes after reading this* *Checks to see if sneezed out a halfing aka the halfings are hobbits*
OMG I havent laugh so hard since gang beast fight😂😂😂😂😂 14:13 😂😂😂
same
What funny
@@diamondbacks960 this video
⚠️WAIT⚠️ SPAM COMMENTS WITH "BRING THIS SERIES BACK DAN" SO HOPEFULLY HE BRINGS IT BACK!!!! THIS SEIRIES WAS EPIC
NO THIS ISNT THE LAST EPISODE
@@CJMapping he hasn’t done a a TABS vid in a while.
@@DrumickD same as cory jack and mark
doing this will make him not wanna do it from people forcing him
Yessir
11:59 Dan: Why are they zapping the catapult? Me: The priests heal your teamates.
ATTENTION Dab Police there has been reports of a dabbing man @ 9:12
I say it as well
See i knew it
“There are literally body’s everywhere” -Dantdm April 1st 2019
haha
Random Girl XOXO yeah I had lots of things on my mind and I type fast kinda
Please make more vids I LOVED THIS
When the hay bayler was glitching out I laughed so hard 😂
1:42 the blue guy: Oh I can stop now...... TWO SECONDS LATER.... Red guy: POW!
LOL xD
R.i.p
xD
xD
Somebody once told me
Remember this? “HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINE CART...” My dad used to hear that all the time, so he comes up to me and says dans old intro to his Minecraft video in my face and I say, “ HE DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE!” After he says that I cry and think about when Dan does Minecraft videos now and does TWO episodes of a Minecraft series and forgets it! BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE DAN BECAUSE HE IS MY IDOL!
welcome BACK to another minecraft video!
CharlsHype104 Fortnite and more! Minnnnecrafft videoooo
I remember that from 2013 and the time of glory of the lab
@@carlosmoncada6635 i remember that its sooooooo cringey
Where today!
This video might be the most funniest video ever on dantdm's channel I have watched
those people werent killing their own team they were healing them
At 9:11 the blue guy that is falling of the map is dabbing! Dan, you didn't even notice that!
I did
OMG YOU NOTICED THAT!! I saw that but only before I was able to make comments, you have a good eye bro.
Dan: Dead by toe!! Me: Achilles right??
Yup
Isn’t it by heel for Achilles
Was about to say…
I love your vids so much dude thanks
also are you making more and i havnt wahed all of them and poor bards and i love your vids :]
Dan: "I'll match your long spear with 5 long spears." Me: "There's 12"
11*
8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it, they’re just throwing apples and spuds at him. *They beat the mammoth* Dan: THEY WON! Me: Never underestimate the power of APPLES AND SPUDS!!
Me: those are apples dan not tomatos
I read that without even knowing XD
I think the same youl realy know if u beaten someone to death with it
9:12 does Dan not realise that he IS DABBING
Dab dab till your dead
Dan: I match your long spear with 5 long spears Me: Dude you could of just taken the time to see how many long spears you employed
3:13 Dan: I'm going to try to make this as fair as possible. *Puts 4 beserkers on the blue side and three on the red* Me: Nice try, Dan.
Finally, somebody else who noticed!
He also said "At least try to" so um no offence but are you deaf? Or have hearing problems? Again, no offence.
@@justinwashereee late but uh if you call someone deaf who isnt they probably will take offence
FinderHere I said no offense. I'm not trying to say he/she is deaf, I was only asking.
That’s what I was thinking.
Dan should have posted a video today titled.."IM GOING ON TOUR... AGAIN!!!" then at the very end say.. " oh one more thing I forgot, happy April fools. BYYEEEEE!!!"
Oops I meant to say binh
X they don’t do April Fools in London. APRIL FOOLS!!! 🤪🤩😂
So T R U E.
@@judahbrewster Oh man, Ya got me😅
All mighty great lords please bring back this series
8:17 one of the halflings got a slam dunk
Make this into a new series! I used to love these videos!☺️
Same
Yehs definitely
W8, used to?
Fuggler Funnies what is that thump nail a puppet
USE TO
7:57 Dan: Zeus is a 2000 and *"HE"* can Beat 5 of them! Mammoth: *"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"*
thanks for this playlist
I love this game do a part six there are new legacy units to unlock Love your channel keep up the good work and say hi to Think noodles for me thank you
He *protecc* He *attacc* But most importantly He *bring totally accurate battle simulator bacc*
😂
Yass
Do you mean he attacc
YASSSSSS
He thicc
9:50 I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER also it ends at 10:20
Me I think 0:01 to 19:32
@@theinvincibleobsidian3543 YOU almost got me
@@theinvincibleobsidian3543 but I checked how long the video was Haha
What do you mean
@@TALFoos oooohhhh When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no. What do you mean
"Why are the mammothes so good" he was not ready for the ice giant
They weren’t added at that time :/
I love it when all the good part happens after an ad
Dan you have changed so much i remember the dan vs jemma minecraft 1v1's been here since 800,000 subs and you have been blowing up recently i love your videos and keep it up Dan
Ayyy I love this game thx for playing again
same
Same
Dan: da almost full version is out! Me: so its still a demo.Also me: RRRAAAGGGEEEE
Dan u need to make more of these
9:11 Me:(calling the dab police) Dab police:what is it Me:someone dabs Dab police:(gasp)
Why 9.11
@@kyegea1529 police number
Dab police is 2017 bruh who cares about that anymore I dab
@@outofboundariesreadabout7213 Boi Im Get Dah Dab Popo On Your Dab Fbi: FBI STOP DABING
Electric Daddy UK it’s jst a running joke from this channel
I just remembered, i have been watching this channel since 2012 even tho i got this acount later. Great content dan!
Why does a different comment say 2013 lol
3:48 straight up NFL hit from the second minotaur
"People are attacking our own people but we still won!" The preists heal the strongest unit..
why can a few regular people kill a mammoth but 5 clones of zeus cant?
It's a game
Because this is TOTALLY ACCURATE
Because people are stronger than gods
Yeah people are stronger then gods,because if we don’t believe in god they will not exist
Because they are clones of Zeus
Did anybody notice the Afro dude was dabbing when he was falling
It's April Fools, that's why.
I thought dan was the owner of dab police I guess not
Yes
:0000000000
i did instantly
Keep up THE GOOD VIDS DAN :)
5:53 Dan: Do they just fire out of their arrows? Me: They are the arrows
The OGs remember TABS back in the days
Shrilacks yep I’m and og
👌
T
LONG LIVE THE UNSTOPPABLE OLD UNBALANCED DARK PEASENT!
I do
“The mammoths are unbeatable” -Dantdm 2018-2019
14:28 the bear head guy saved the guy from the knight but he still died
I LOVE THIS SERIES
the physic of this game is too funny edit: this game is too funny i cant eat properly
LooL
LoL
LoL
HydraPlaysYT me too XD
Pooop
Just me who remembers him playing this before?
Me
don't worry, i do
Me
me
Me
"Making Freinds" Wink Wink
???
I dont get it its not even innapropriate :/
You spelt friend wrong
Heyy that’s my name
Its spelled f-r-i-e-n-d-s
Dan: puts 420 points on red side and puts 2720 poits on blue. Also Dan: This seams fair!
poiNts*
@Mr. Modrobulvus bruh
Lightning didn't kill a mammoth but tomatoes did... Eat your veggies kids!!
Ok
NO, THROUGH THEM!!!
Kill you veggies with a knife
No IF I EAT IT I WILL DIE
it da other way round, man. I aint eating things that kill me. Especially a mammoth
WOW! I never played TABS before ;~; Keep up the video!
It's free to play dude! :D
Jake[] School of Chaos and more! WHAT??!?! I never realised that its free ;~;
The older version it free to play but this is not Or u can just go over to IGG GAMES and get it for free
Dan:I match your long spear with 5 long spears Other 7 long spears:did you count
8:54: *the ultimate food fight*
10:13 Henry: one hand dab
Wow thanks for telling 😜
Totally amazing butt simulator Anyone remember that
Crazy Zomboss u made so many memories come back XD
Crazy Zomboss yeah he said this when he started playing this game.. lol
Yes nostalgia
Me
Yeah
Dan who he plays tabs: *Deafeting everything (This is in other episodes) Me: How do u do that
me: he doesn't make that much videos on tabs him: makes 1,000 videos on it me:i love this series (:
here lies Red King 2019-2019 cause of death: dEatH bY thE tOe
RIP he was strong but his toe got chopped off
RIP he was a warrior but he had one Achilles heel HIs TOE
RIP the last standing toe
It should be toe got cut off by a sword
this is the best video
omg the best game ever is back!
You clearly havent played mafia city
Its developed more characters too
@@crimserk thats how the mafia works
@@RayAnimations.. exactly
@@crimserk lol
"i match your long spear, with 5 long spears" dan doesnt know how to count xD
Dan: I'm gonna try to make it even Dan two seconds earlier: puts 3 berserkers on the red team and four berserkers on the blue team
12:40 reminds me of Gang Beasts 18:09 wow I wathed till this point and he said the same thing lol
ALMOST AT 450 süßçrìberS SO HAPPY!! HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!
haydernator subbed to you
Śu🅱️S©︎|২ℹ︎BE (Edited)
DAN! TABS has new characters!! So much new stuff! You need to make a video on it!
16:39 how most of the mammoths got extinct
the dude with the afro that fell of the cliff dabs which is a violation of code 82 dabbing when falling off of a cliff during a totally accurate battle simulator after pushing a wheelbarrow The Dab police
15:20 "we'll done lads,you've bundled your hay tighter than everyone else " -DanTDM 2019
This game looks good I never seen this game but I think I will buy this but I don’t know the controls
Dantdm: why are they attacking each other. Everyone: you know they heal dan?