There You Are

2012 ж. 18 Қыр.
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On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop's gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. Thank you, WETA Workshop!

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  • 2012 "Is there anyone there?" 2019 "There you are."

    @owenmajor1314@owenmajor13144 жыл бұрын
    • 2026 "Put me down'

      @reve99nton@reve99nton4 жыл бұрын
    • 2050 "Are you still there?"

      @LookingGlass69@LookingGlass694 жыл бұрын
    • 3010 "I'm different."

      @stevenbudovski6841@stevenbudovski68414 жыл бұрын
    • 3077 "I don't blame you"

      @DlcEnergy@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
    • 7988: I'm here and shout out to the ones before me, looks like this place is ending already

      @loop5720@loop57204 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe they missed the chance to load nerf darts into that thing. Imagine coming across this in the employee waiting room on April fools day.

    @monotonescreaming6144@monotonescreaming61447 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah

      @SapphFire@SapphFire7 жыл бұрын
    • Emme T real bullets

      @haimynamesislex9826@haimynamesislex98267 жыл бұрын
    • Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.

      @declan7551@declan75517 жыл бұрын
    • Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.

      @declan7551@declan75517 жыл бұрын
    • How about BB's? That would be nasty...

      @Kuraimizu9152@Kuraimizu91527 жыл бұрын
  • The portal turrets are a perfect example of “What if a gun had a soul, and didn’t want to be a gun?”

    @MillMoxx@MillMoxx2 жыл бұрын
    • That's actually very accurate and kinda tragic. Imagine the turret standing next to a skeleton. "Are you still there? ... Hello? ... I'm sorry."

      @AdamHolland-Adz@AdamHolland-Adz2 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't that "What if a gun had a soul" a quote attributed to the director of The Iron Giant movie (or very close)?

      @hellboy19991@hellboy199912 жыл бұрын
    • @@hellboy19991 yup

      @MillMoxx@MillMoxx2 жыл бұрын
    • this guy definitely watches youtube shorts

      @TACTIK00L@TACTIK00L2 жыл бұрын
    • @@TACTIK00L ? You do too?

      @MillMoxx@MillMoxx2 жыл бұрын
  • How can a turret have so much charm and personality? I’ve played so many games where even humans don’t have a fraction of the personality. Such a great character.

    @Boodoo4You@Boodoo4You2 жыл бұрын
    • Are you still there?

      @Overqualification@Overqualification9 ай бұрын
    • ​@@OverqualificationNo, thanks. Appreciate that.

      @LeventK@LeventK9 ай бұрын
    • Portal turret unboxing

      @desifitriani3513@desifitriani35137 ай бұрын
    • Sleep mode activated.

      @SomeRandomPiggo@SomeRandomPiggo7 ай бұрын
    • @@Overqualification Critical error

      @bigmanlikesturtles9476@bigmanlikesturtles94767 ай бұрын
  • why cant normal people have nice things like these?

    @Electrovicane@Electrovicane8 жыл бұрын
    • Because this ISNT Normal........BTW this is old...

      @nacho-fb1ch@nacho-fb1ch7 жыл бұрын
    • Badum Tss

      @genericname2314@genericname23147 жыл бұрын
    • 2012 not so old?

      @f4rz102@f4rz1027 жыл бұрын
    • So you say that people at Valve not normal?

      @bluvsred9266@bluvsred92667 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe.

      @nacho-fb1ch@nacho-fb1ch7 жыл бұрын
  • Oh, God. Can you imagine putting this in someone's room? Especially someone who has already played Portal? Like, have the room be completely dark, and then they hear "Target. Acquired.", see their eye lighting up, and then hear the sound of gunfire?! I would probably have a heart attack then and there.

    @kurayamidesu@kurayamidesu8 жыл бұрын
    • +kurayamidesu This is so evil!!! ... I would do it just for the laughs >:D (I want one for my room...!)

      @anothertwenty-something1929@anothertwenty-something19298 жыл бұрын
    • +kurayamidesu And then he jumps like crazy, takes cover behind his furniture and knocks the turret over to break it... Aaaand it actually breaks. Goodbye your money!

      @smutnejajo5149@smutnejajo51498 жыл бұрын
    • +Dominiola you need to scarry your nerd brother who plays portal 2 but you kill him because he jumps to the window and dies (Karma lost -50)

      @Gabriel-fl2wj@Gabriel-fl2wj8 жыл бұрын
    • +kurayamidesu I Would Be Like What The?! A Turret In My Room! LOL XD

      @FunkyStudios@FunkyStudios8 жыл бұрын
    • I would love that and I'd be terrified XD

      @jerkliar@jerkliar8 жыл бұрын
  • I can’t believe Cave sent Valve a real sentry. He must have really enjoyed playing the games based his company Aperture Science

    @crashomega@crashomega2 жыл бұрын
  • As a new zealander can confirm weta works shop = very cool

    @wafflestoyou@wafflestoyou4 ай бұрын
  • So this is were all the their budget for portal 3 went

    @jaxideus6941@jaxideus69416 жыл бұрын
    • ..... ;_;

      @the_viper115@the_viper1156 жыл бұрын
    • At least it was not a complete waste.

      @spencerhamilton2557@spencerhamilton25576 жыл бұрын
    • Venom X Ahhh...No. Weta made this. FOR THEM. THEY DIDNT FUND IT.

      @Tomb-bz6tp@Tomb-bz6tp6 жыл бұрын
    • Its was a good invesment

      @janhendriks8788@janhendriks87886 жыл бұрын
    • well used money

      @skaleee1207@skaleee12076 жыл бұрын
  • “We shoot the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

    @Bwabel@Bwabel3 жыл бұрын
    • Why am I reading this in Cave Johnsons voice? I need a doctor.

      @floriandaler5327@floriandaler53273 жыл бұрын
    • @@floriandaler5327 oh no me too

      @Runtergesprungen@Runtergesprungen3 жыл бұрын
    • This is the same type of technology we’ve been using on robots for decades Scares the hell out of them

      @afedupdialga168@afedupdialga1683 жыл бұрын
    • @@Runtergesprungen but who didn't

      @BroskySam9716@BroskySam97163 жыл бұрын
    • I knew I was gonna see this when I came down here

      @teenysnow5076@teenysnow50763 жыл бұрын
  • Why did YT show me this video from 11 years ago? …Doesn’t matter. I like it!

    @IvBolan@IvBolan6 ай бұрын
  • Wow they got everything right on it. Even down to the rate speed at which the arms extend and retract, and how they soften near the end. Absolutely perfect. I would pay large amounts of money for one of these haha.

    @barsaf9989@barsaf9989 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that you could actually mount firearms to this and use the impulse signal from the LED's to actuate a trigger is scary to think about.

    @LexusBot@LexusBot4 жыл бұрын
    • Last year I made an airsoft automatic sentry gun with a raspberry pi and a 5€ usb webcam. It's scary that technology and real firearm are cheap and disponible for everyone.

      @MyNotSoHumbleOpinion@MyNotSoHumbleOpinion4 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like a Michael Reeves video

      @Redbikemaster@Redbikemaster4 жыл бұрын
    • Weaponized robots are all well and good until they start shooting at the people who made them.

      @yttrium7646@yttrium76464 жыл бұрын
    • I thought that the turret couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad people tho

      @Verillia@Verillia4 жыл бұрын
    • PLEASE NO!

      @YourLocalMairaaboo@YourLocalMairaaboo4 жыл бұрын
  • One of them wears a Black Mesa shirt. He is going to be the robot's first target

    @loraxthegrey6723@loraxthegrey67234 жыл бұрын
    • You just made my day 😂

      @andurasu1204@andurasu12044 жыл бұрын
    • HAHA...FAT CHANCE

      @Tekkwin@Tekkwin4 жыл бұрын
    • wich ?

      @joshuadenis3968@joshuadenis39684 жыл бұрын
    • black mesa can eat my bankrupt-

      @endorito@endorito4 жыл бұрын
    • lmfao

      @timbailey7837@timbailey78374 жыл бұрын
  • imagine breaking & entering into valve's headquarters and hearing "target aquired" after turning a corner.

    @Lunarcreeper@Lunarcreeper20 күн бұрын
  • 0:59 rip camera guy..

    @red_lipped_poong@red_lipped_poong Жыл бұрын
    • He will be remembered🫡

      @Vlumpty_Vonty@Vlumpty_Vonty Жыл бұрын
  • "I'm different." Cutest boi in Portal 2

    @daws1620@daws16204 жыл бұрын
    • now I need an explanation about the 'don't make lemonade'

      @bharatmadho3742@bharatmadho37424 жыл бұрын
    • @@bharatmadho3742 That's what Cave Johnson says: "When life gives you lemon, don't make lemonade. Make life and take your lemons back". I am guessing these turret's have either Cave's or Caroline's subconscious in them

      @namansoood@namansoood4 жыл бұрын
    • @@namansoood i just say "When life gives you lemons, burn your house down"

      @joeyjointjebaiter1275@joeyjointjebaiter12754 жыл бұрын
    • @@namansoood still addicted to valve games

      @bharatmadho3742@bharatmadho37424 жыл бұрын
    • Space core:😕

      @mercury9641@mercury96413 жыл бұрын
  • *Playing portal* *walks past turret* “Hello, I’m different” *heart melts*

    @blackmumba2835@blackmumba28353 жыл бұрын
    • when u pick him up and he says "thank you!" 🥺

      @miles4939@miles49393 жыл бұрын
    • That turret has a special place in heaven

      @wastakengd4439@wastakengd44393 жыл бұрын
    • @@wastakengd4439 thank you jesus

      @shortskincat@shortskincat3 жыл бұрын
    • @@shortskincat you’re welcome

      @wastakengd4439@wastakengd44393 жыл бұрын
    • I couldn’t bear the sight of the turrets falling into the grinder so I blocked it off with (ent_create_portal_companion_cube) and the turrets didn’t get destroyed but my pc melted

      @player6415@player64153 жыл бұрын
  • Props to the people who had to activate it, they will be remembered

    @maxantubegaming@maxantubegaming8 ай бұрын
  • Dude i watched this as a kid and said "i want one of those"

    @volvofan4053@volvofan40534 ай бұрын
    • same.

      @gulayalakel4925@gulayalakel492527 күн бұрын
  • Valve now has the best security system, a sentry gun and a turret.

    @zombiehead5847@zombiehead58474 жыл бұрын
    • In the words of one certain short Texan YALL BETTER START PRAYIN

      @lavalamp131@lavalamp1314 жыл бұрын
    • @Psymon Oliver Very yes

      @zombiehead5847@zombiehead58474 жыл бұрын
    • Cant tell the difference.

      @bigdaddybuttmaster69@bigdaddybuttmaster694 жыл бұрын
    • @@lavalamp131 In other words of his *You just need a little more gun*

      @hazeltree7738@hazeltree77384 жыл бұрын
    • @@hazeltree7738 you need more *dakka!*

      @JoeMakaFloe@JoeMakaFloe4 жыл бұрын
  • Oh Valve, if only you still cared...

    @yeehaw142@yeehaw1426 жыл бұрын
    • They can't count to three, there is no portal 3, no half life 3, no left 4 dead 3. They have ruined my life...

      @charexgaming884@charexgaming8846 жыл бұрын
    • They simply realized selling other peoples games are more cost-effective than making their own. please valve, remember us.

      @victorweizhesun5058@victorweizhesun50585 жыл бұрын
    • Portal 2 had a pretty nice ending. Perhaps it's better to just let the story end there. Maybe they'll remake it as a movie...

      @Starbat88@Starbat885 жыл бұрын
    • Starbat OH NO

      @alextheglitch1101@alextheglitch11015 жыл бұрын
    • Yep, the ending is perfect. Especially if you know the translation of the Cara Mia (kzhead.info/sun/ns2sZrpuqKmPq4E/bejne.html - Translation in description), you can know they can't make another one. Glados realized Chell is her daughter and she is telling her to go away.

      @Nexus9118@Nexus91185 жыл бұрын
  • I miss the old Valve

    @danke_8642@danke_8642 Жыл бұрын
  • I love youtube suggesting this to me in the year of our Lord 2024. Portal is eternal

    @wwren@wwren3 ай бұрын
  • Imagine if an unauthorized person sneaks into valve's office at night and suddenly an eye of red leds lights up and says "Oh. There you are." I would get out fast as shit lol

    @Ranzord95@Ranzord956 жыл бұрын
    • Would be even better if it has a laser

      @Qubk0@Qubk05 жыл бұрын
    • In that situation, I'd grab the nearest Companion Cube

      @JetFalcon710@JetFalcon7105 жыл бұрын
    • @@JetFalcon710 You monster.

      @paulmag91@paulmag915 жыл бұрын
    • And then you hear: "Activating Deadly Neroutoxin..."

      @scientistdoggo@scientistdoggo5 жыл бұрын
    • I bet they would even load it

      @foundationagentredacted9908@foundationagentredacted99085 жыл бұрын
  • I remember watching a tour of the Valve headquarters and while they were showing this, the tour guide was like "It came with a built-in voice but we had to turn that off. Because at first it's cool, but after day 17 of constantly hearing 'I see you' when you walk by, it gets old fast" XD

    @eve13acatty@eve13acatty2 жыл бұрын
    • @@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 itll be added in 15 years

      @dylanbksp@dylanbksp2 жыл бұрын
    • @@dylanbksp way too real

      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172@fallen_angelmemesforlife91722 жыл бұрын
    • @@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 i just checked and its there

      @awakebutstillinbed@awakebutstillinbed2 жыл бұрын
    • I love their voice though 😭

      @chrismanuel9768@chrismanuel97682 жыл бұрын
    • @@chrismanuel9768 Me too!!!

      @eve13acatty@eve13acatty2 жыл бұрын
  • I saw this video 8-7 years ago and i thank KZhead to recommend this again to me

    @Isolating_radicalizer@Isolating_radicalizer2 жыл бұрын
  • Dude... It was 10 years ago!! I feel myself old

    @leodetective6056@leodetective60569 ай бұрын
  • I'm disappointed Why didn't Valve pry the box open with a Crowbar?

    @amaulana090@amaulana0906 жыл бұрын
    • DatGameh I see what you did there

      @JessieProductions@JessieProductions6 жыл бұрын
    • DatGameh if it helps, there's a guy in a Black Mesa sweatshirt.

      @plkaso7515@plkaso75155 жыл бұрын
    • What

      @ellasweby9822@ellasweby98225 жыл бұрын
    • why didnt they open it with a key?

      @SpencerBrewerOG@SpencerBrewerOG5 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tabby362 dumbass

      @sebaprime6411@sebaprime64115 жыл бұрын
  • I need a full scale companion cube for quarantine reasons, thanks in advance

    @kutlaykizil@kutlaykizil4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @zionfernando2830@zionfernando28303 жыл бұрын
    • most relatable quarantine comment I've ever seen

      @jackkingsby116@jackkingsby1163 жыл бұрын
    • Holy f#@$ where did you guys come from all of a sudden

      @neosrc@neosrc3 жыл бұрын
    • @@neosrc exactly my thoughts

      @kutlaykizil@kutlaykizil3 жыл бұрын
    • Fleshlight intensifies

      @Kwispygod@Kwispygod3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine a portal roller coaster where you went through the apature science production line,that would be sick

    @cursedbeans5560@cursedbeans556011 ай бұрын
    • HOLY SHIT PORTAL DARKRIDE WOULD GO SO FUCKING HARD. I REALLY WANT THAT NOW :(

      @TheTrueXaver@TheTrueXaver5 ай бұрын
  • Cave johnson: Special delivery! Aperture team (valve): *unboxes it* Turret: Target acquired Cave johnson: A turret good to hear that my team! Aperture team: *gives a thumbs up to Cave*

    @mraustyseventeen17@mraustyseventeen17 Жыл бұрын
  • *Me, sneaking into Valve HQ.* Turret: “Target acquired-“ Me: “... Indeed-“ *Two minutes later.* Turret: “Please put me down.” Me, walking out with turret in arms: “Never.”

    @heededshadow509@heededshadow5094 жыл бұрын
    • YAS

      @theredneckdrummerco.6748@theredneckdrummerco.67484 жыл бұрын
    • Me top (literally).

      @lightbulb8888@lightbulb88883 жыл бұрын
    • Eerorri123 Sap it of course.

      @coopahgibs@coopahgibs3 жыл бұрын
    • Turret: Kill me Me: Never

      @ddest1nyy@ddest1nyy3 жыл бұрын
    • * *ACTIVATE SELF-EXPOLDE* *

      @putra7362@putra73623 жыл бұрын
  • does it also freak out when you take it off the ground?

    @yusuf_kizilkaya@yusuf_kizilkaya5 жыл бұрын
    • Please put me down

      @EliteFreeman@EliteFreeman4 жыл бұрын
    • W H O A R E Y O U ?

      @dr.rooster8111@dr.rooster81114 жыл бұрын
    • Owowowowo!

      @n30n_futur37@n30n_futur374 жыл бұрын
    • I don't blame you

      @cfdeers@cfdeers4 жыл бұрын
    • @@cfdeers It's not your fault

      @sadramohh@sadramohh4 жыл бұрын
  • I saw this when I was 8 and thought it was awesome

    @The-python-guy@The-python-guy5 ай бұрын
  • Congrats Valve! On making the best puzzle game ever. ;D

    @RomulaaniYT@RomulaaniYT7 ай бұрын
  • Admit it people, you want one.

    @mryoshiyoshi451@mryoshiyoshi4519 жыл бұрын
    • I ADMIT IT!!!!

      @yonakakurai7985@yonakakurai79859 жыл бұрын
    • Im not gonna lie I want one SO BAD!!!!

      @Dfawley-js2lk@Dfawley-js2lk9 жыл бұрын
    • I will admit it. I don't know if I have ever wanted something so bad.

      @carsonlybbert1266@carsonlybbert12669 жыл бұрын
    • I admit I do want it. Not just for looking awesome and realistic, but for a little robot buddy! 😙

      @croconyle@croconyle9 жыл бұрын
    • MrYoshiYoshiI ADMIT NOTHING...but yes, I do.

      @dracobengali@dracobengali9 жыл бұрын
  • “Is anyone there?” “There you are” “Uh oh” “Please put me down” “I don’t blame you” “Ahahaa”

    @TRIP_B@TRIP_B4 жыл бұрын
    • I don't understand how these quote comments are getting so much likes. Are 50% of people here deaf or something?

      @rookield8077@rookield80774 жыл бұрын
    • @@rookield8077 Because people. Stop looking for logic to people on the internet. You won't find it no matter what you are looking for.

      @qExAi5@qExAi54 жыл бұрын
    • Jeremias Gutierrez congratulations, you played yourself

      @clickpause8732@clickpause87324 жыл бұрын
    • Wtf before I watch this video I saw mj videos. This scare me out

      @ZoylerERF@ZoylerERF4 жыл бұрын
    • This quote wasn’t in the video but ok

      @deltatpg9107@deltatpg91074 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you algorithm for reccomending me this since 2020 was the last time i saw it. Thank you.

    @eimantas314-rblx@eimantas314-rblx Жыл бұрын
  • When I was 5 years old when I watched, I didn't even know that you made this video. Thank you for a great childhood!

    @QbitGamesENT_Official@QbitGamesENT_Official Жыл бұрын
  • Would be cool if this would shoot nerf bullets :D

    @SapphFire@SapphFire8 жыл бұрын
    • That would be cool :D

      @desfox3685@desfox36858 жыл бұрын
    • +AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!

      @ItsMeJasonP@ItsMeJasonP8 жыл бұрын
    • +AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!

      @ItsMeJasonP@ItsMeJasonP8 жыл бұрын
    • Or airsoft. Imagine the guy just comes in the airsoft field with this, places it somewhere strategic, and when the enemy comes in its range, the only thing it hears is "There your are." before being rained on by bullets.

      @nightfuryyassamaru1683@nightfuryyassamaru16838 жыл бұрын
    • +Nightfury Yassamaru yeah they could make 2 ones a fighting one and a nerf toy one!

      @luanloud921@luanloud9218 жыл бұрын
  • Wow I'm Kinda Suprised I Was Playing Portal Ever Since It Came Out I Even Remember This 10 Years Ago

    @calebgiddings7476@calebgiddings7476 Жыл бұрын
  • That's was awesome. They literally did it before the 10 years!

    @The_Chaos_Engineer@The_Chaos_Engineer8 ай бұрын
  • It's probably in the deepest darkest dungeons of valve collecting dust right now...along with the TF2 turret.

    @ImCertified@ImCertified4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah just waiting for someone to pass by

      @bunnykun5836@bunnykun58364 жыл бұрын
    • @@bunnykun5836 "There you are."

      @Rostof_TheGreat@Rostof_TheGreat4 жыл бұрын
    • And half-life 3

      @flamey4374@flamey43744 жыл бұрын
    • Along with TF2*

      @VroonGrimblo@VroonGrimblo4 жыл бұрын
    • Or Being Destroyed By Glados or Wheatley...

      @DiamondDev45@DiamondDev454 жыл бұрын
  • The Turret is the most sweet enemy in all gaming history.

    @sergiobarros6102@sergiobarros61023 жыл бұрын
    • Sentry: most blood thirsty and vicious enemy *when it's pointing at you.*

      @NexuuusCoooore@NexuuusCoooore2 жыл бұрын
    • What about tf2 turret

      @yourlocalmethdealer697@yourlocalmethdealer6972 жыл бұрын
    • @@yourlocalmethdealer697 killing macine… literally

      @noahtheowl7107@noahtheowl71072 жыл бұрын
    • @@yourlocalmethdealer697 And engineers baby XD

      @noahtheowl7107@noahtheowl71072 жыл бұрын
    • @@noahtheowl7107 true

      @yourlocalmethdealer697@yourlocalmethdealer6972 жыл бұрын
  • I would pay a lot of money to own something like this, this is freaking cool!!!!

    @DonaldBaysII@DonaldBaysII2 жыл бұрын
  • This is the thing I'd die for, I love the turrets and that's just amazing!

    @Coffeebean3894@Coffeebean38942 ай бұрын
  • Turret: "Target acquired" Me: "That's cute" **Laptop showing turret is actually acquiring targets** Me: "Oh, shit"

    @TheHappyKamper@TheHappyKamper3 жыл бұрын
    • You could also rewire the LEDs that flash to actually guns instead. It would be a real turret.

      @Vitgone@Vitgone2 жыл бұрын
    • The demons have come

      @MelodiesFromTheStars@MelodiesFromTheStars2 жыл бұрын
    • the program is built to control actual turrets which is scary

      @rmod8@rmod82 жыл бұрын
    • Wait, so does this mean that a homemade turret is easier done than said?

      @tcyier@tcyier2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Vitgone With some software upgrades for more range and bigger scan angle as well as hardware upgrades to accommodate for recoil, it would probably work pretty well.

      @holynder3181@holynder31812 жыл бұрын
  • "Cave Johnson here introducing the new Aperture Science turret to protect your family"

    @cubejedi@cubejedi4 жыл бұрын
    • Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.

      @eekrats5981@eekrats59814 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, prefer Mann Co. Sentry product.

      @rainysunday9664@rainysunday96644 жыл бұрын
    • Just try getting close to that baby

      @lostalifegaming@lostalifegaming4 жыл бұрын
    • And we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet. Just try to get close to that baby, ha ha, your funeral.

      @Nate2010@Nate20104 жыл бұрын
    • I bet you read that in Cave’s voice.

      @bunnies2203@bunnies22034 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you recommended for bringing this back to me

    @mckennaisaperson4058@mckennaisaperson40582 жыл бұрын
  • This video os a great memory from a great time.

    @siimseiin@siimseiin Жыл бұрын
  • “That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

    @Awfulfeature@Awfulfeature4 жыл бұрын
    • *65%

      @butterlerpunch@butterlerpunch4 жыл бұрын
    • Dammit.

      @Awfulfeature@Awfulfeature4 жыл бұрын
    • They only fire the whole bullet

      @Coherek@Coherek4 жыл бұрын
    • 65%*

      @enderpaw.@enderpaw.4 жыл бұрын
    • Ryan Borkowski you even read the other replies dude

      @Awfulfeature@Awfulfeature4 жыл бұрын
  • Can you imagine setting that thing up in your garden and having a sign on your fence that said ‘ Mind the turret ‘

    @ballisticblocker9163@ballisticblocker91634 жыл бұрын
    • "No, it don't bite, it's actually pretty friendly. But let's just say it has an itchy trigger finger"

      @stuff5757@stuff57573 жыл бұрын
    • ANCAP dream

      @MartinPradoGuerra@MartinPradoGuerra3 жыл бұрын
    • The only difference would be that I would give it real bullets

      @Bri-MAIN@Bri-MAIN3 жыл бұрын
    • you'd have half a dozen portal fans jumping yr fence every night to steal it. not that i'd be the first to try or anything. honest.

      @sjs9698@sjs96982 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@sjs9698 then just fill it with bullets no more portal fans wanting your turret

      @Feras_Plays@Feras_Plays Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine paying for shipping when you can just walk thru a magical door and pick it up

    @cqllel5186@cqllel518625 күн бұрын
  • Saw this in my reccomended without seeing the date. Got me excited for a moment.

    @Scarecrow2140@Scarecrow21404 жыл бұрын
    • Ness > Lucas

      @javakio6267@javakio62674 жыл бұрын
    • Feels bad. :(

      @Tinkuwu@Tinkuwu4 жыл бұрын
    • I thought they might not have abandoned Portal forever. I am wrong.

      @hadoom848@hadoom8484 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah dick me too

      @zeynepkarakusaltun8925@zeynepkarakusaltun89254 жыл бұрын
    • And there's 1 interesting thing: we still don't have portal 3

      @nwolfhub@nwolfhub4 жыл бұрын
  • sure it’s cool. But does it fire 60% more bullet?

    @Jo-ew7lw@Jo-ew7lw6 жыл бұрын
    • A Kelp Shake per bullet*

      @kazutokirigaya6597@kazutokirigaya65976 жыл бұрын
    • It fires 0% bullet. *It does not fire bullets. It has flashing lights and a speaker.*

      @newagederpderp@newagederpderp6 жыл бұрын
    • *65%

      @oewn442@oewn4426 жыл бұрын
    • Airsoft

      @bubboydarker9030@bubboydarker90306 жыл бұрын
    • *THAT'S 65% MORE BULLET PER BULLET*

      @Soneone.@Soneone.6 жыл бұрын
  • honestly one of the best voiced characters in video games

    @kylewollman2239@kylewollman22396 күн бұрын
  • Remember. Wherever you go, there you are.

    @JohnAranita@JohnAranita Жыл бұрын
    • Plan?! Ain't no plan!

      @evlkenevl2721@evlkenevl2721 Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine trying to steal something from a bank and you just hear from the corner: There you are.

    @lord_egg@lord_egg3 жыл бұрын
    • At that point you have already died from fear

      @theysayes3071@theysayes30712 жыл бұрын
    • "Just try and get close to that baby"

      @tardisman602@tardisman6022 жыл бұрын
    • @@tardisman602 "Hehe, your funeral"

      @FusionRain8600@FusionRain86002 жыл бұрын
    • @@FusionRain8600 ah a man a of culture aswell

      @tardisman602@tardisman6022 жыл бұрын
    • S

      @flamezx2550@flamezx25502 жыл бұрын
  • I need the one that says "I'm different" so bad.

    @lain328@lain3284 жыл бұрын
    • They're adorable! Who doesn't need them?

      @deshawnpannell3907@deshawnpannell39074 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, its called the oracle turret

      @Comboowo@Comboowo4 жыл бұрын
    • @@aer2856 Das a spoiler alert, but you're 100% correct. The turret also says "Don't make lemonade," "Get mad," "Her name is Caroline," etc.

      @Comboowo@Comboowo4 жыл бұрын
    • Her name is Caroline, Remember it!!

      @cavalo7657@cavalo76574 жыл бұрын
    • It cant/doesn't shoot tho

      @antonius6257@antonius62574 жыл бұрын
  • Best video quality from over 10 years ago

    @blueorebro4890@blueorebro489029 күн бұрын
  • i'll make the trip and take a tour of VALVe HQ just to see this precious little thing 😢 i'd never leave lol

    @wr3nche5@wr3nche511 ай бұрын
  • ...Are you still there ?

    @Heolses@Heolses7 жыл бұрын
    • Naw

      @thuuuu8564@thuuuu85647 жыл бұрын
    • Whismirk Could you come over... here?

      @ogzephyr4166@ogzephyr41667 жыл бұрын
    • Please put me down

      @durikorsman3914@durikorsman39147 жыл бұрын
    • +Whismirk ...I don't blame you...

      @niklasj.rosenberg3419@niklasj.rosenberg34197 жыл бұрын
    • ...Prometheus was punished by the gods by giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds

      @therudestofclouds2007@therudestofclouds20077 жыл бұрын
  • Portal fans: “We need portal 3!” Meanwhile in valve:

    @MADD264@MADD2643 жыл бұрын
    • Also Fans: Your Pfp

      @khairulmufid497@khairulmufid4973 жыл бұрын
    • Valve don't do 3's cause Gaben thinks the number is cursed....

      @errateksines9103@errateksines91033 жыл бұрын
    • Also Mista thinks it’s cursed as well.

      @MADD264@MADD2643 жыл бұрын
    • well the go to portal 4 instead

      @felixbaum2180@felixbaum21803 жыл бұрын
    • Yes please....Please....PLEASE.

      @ETHRON1@ETHRON13 жыл бұрын
  • Reading the comments is the best part about this video.

    @BLAHAJ_GAMING431@BLAHAJ_GAMING4319 ай бұрын
  • WAIT WHY IS THIS SO COOL- It looks EXACTLY how it would in the game, that's amazing

    @Ruby_Roulette@Ruby_Roulette2 ай бұрын
  • When you realize this video is from 2012 and you get It in your reccomended in 2020

    @d3rpyplays971@d3rpyplays9714 жыл бұрын
    • D3rpy Jogos hmm yes that’s correct

      @billylabufanda1340@billylabufanda13404 жыл бұрын
    • Same here i see

      @antisocialvigilante7697@antisocialvigilante76974 жыл бұрын
    • It's a sign....

      @tobynlayton4573@tobynlayton45734 жыл бұрын
    • I had the chance to give you the 69th like. And I said no.

      @erklingames6009@erklingames60094 жыл бұрын
    • And when you see this you want to work at valve

      @megabyte1107@megabyte11074 жыл бұрын
  • KZhead: yeah 2019 should be a great time to put this in peoples feed

    @charlielongstaff5191@charlielongstaff51914 жыл бұрын
    • It's worth it though.

      @sageringeisen8236@sageringeisen82364 жыл бұрын
    • Sage Ringeisen hell yeah it is

      @charlielongstaff5191@charlielongstaff51914 жыл бұрын
    • @@charlielongstaff5191 Yup best idea YT had since a long time

      @Awelbeckk@Awelbeckk4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Awelbeckk agreed

      @sageringeisen8236@sageringeisen82364 жыл бұрын
    • @@anonymousperson7536 bad day?

      @sageringeisen8236@sageringeisen82364 жыл бұрын
  • i went on a tour once of the actual WETA workshop once, it was pretty damn cool no turrets tho :(

    @annoyingkittycat6449@annoyingkittycat6449 Жыл бұрын
  • 2023 and youtube suggest me to watch this.

    @AsaditoUy@AsaditoUy7 ай бұрын
  • "I do love testing."

    @SLim-ih7lq@SLim-ih7lq4 жыл бұрын
    • k

      @sirapnisaggin@sirapnisaggin3 жыл бұрын
    • But wait

      @cuck4187@cuck41873 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you cartman

      @kurisu-2385@kurisu-23853 жыл бұрын
  • Just imagine putting a laser beam, sound effects, and the turret voice. That would be creepy, yet cute. *Just like the simulations.*

    @circutive@circutive3 жыл бұрын
    • It already has 2/3 of those things...

      @nimoy007@nimoy0073 жыл бұрын
    • what about a gun

      @jamesromano9967@jamesromano99673 жыл бұрын
    • Dog-ception

      @Brainiac-rv5hk@Brainiac-rv5hk3 жыл бұрын
    • How about it actually shooting

      @roombaman1755@roombaman17553 жыл бұрын
    • @@roombaman1755 Oh god-

      @circutive@circutive3 жыл бұрын
  • They ordered it to keep their third games safe in their vault.

    @alial3437@alial34378 ай бұрын
  • No one talking about how much of a banger of a song on this video is

    @mongolianwarrior5083@mongolianwarrior5083 Жыл бұрын
  • Just imagine what would happen if somebody accidentaly pushed the turret making it fall...

    @jorgealventosa5859@jorgealventosa58593 жыл бұрын
    • *owowowowoww!*

      @Brandon-ct8vo@Brandon-ct8vo3 жыл бұрын
    • would be a mess

      @mecke_dev@mecke_dev3 жыл бұрын
    • I don't blame you

      @chris_rnj2163@chris_rnj21633 жыл бұрын
    • Critical error

      @wta1518@wta15183 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine if it shot actual bullets and nobody was informed that it would do that

      @ChaosCrystalArtist@ChaosCrystalArtist3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine this sentry in the Home Alone scene, where he scares the burglars with the "filthy animal" movie scene?

    @bryant475@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
    • I might get my friend to make an SFM, thanks for the idea!

      @tinawright3851@tinawright38514 жыл бұрын
    • @@tinawright3851 I love how many people seem to have just got this in their recommended XD

      @VirtualRook@VirtualRook4 жыл бұрын
    • @@tinawright3851 I'd love to see it!

      @bryant475@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
    • @@VirtualRook I've been watching "Half Life VR but AI are self aware" by Wayneradiotv, hilarious! Also, the release of Half Life: Alyx :)

      @bryant475@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/dLuRl8p8gIqIlnA/bejne.html you're gonna enjoy this version then :)

      @Sol-cf9ko@Sol-cf9ko4 жыл бұрын
  • Cant believe this was 10 Years ago....

    @Doann_the_Goddess@Doann_the_Goddess Жыл бұрын
  • 0:54 Thought I was in a assesment room for a second. Man, that bought back some vivid memories 😬

    @blakejames9743@blakejames97432 жыл бұрын
  • Man, a sentry AND a turret? This place is decked out!

    @SauceFring@SauceFring8 жыл бұрын
    • I guess nobody would be passing by Valve HQ except for Spy with his sapper and the handheld portal device to tip the turret over.

      @philipottey7723@philipottey77238 жыл бұрын
    • Or a gravity gun, and this must be why nobody has gotten by and seen if HL3 is in development, because if they do find out, well. They don't make it out.

      @shutereye2634@shutereye26348 жыл бұрын
    • but wheres the combine turret

      @northkuledud3749@northkuledud37497 жыл бұрын
    • skyarmymember 12 Thats next on the build list I guess.

      @shutereye2634@shutereye26347 жыл бұрын
    • RagingHammer lets wait

      @northkuledud3749@northkuledud37497 жыл бұрын
  • Me: Oh so this is ValvE's office Me: *walks around* Turret: Target acquired Me: *RUN*

    @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546@astrangeryouvemetontheinte85464 жыл бұрын
    • (on your way out) *Tf2 sentry beep*

      @prime5976@prime59764 жыл бұрын
    • PrimeTV you are making me imagining tf2 sentry and portal turret talking to each other

      @Iris-wg9ls@Iris-wg9ls4 жыл бұрын
    • When you are outside: Rocket Turret:

      @redstone_orange@redstone_orange4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Iris-wg9ls "Is anyone there"? (Across the hall) "Bidi-beep." "Hello!"

      @obsidironpumicia4074@obsidironpumicia40744 жыл бұрын
    • GUNFIRE INTENSIFIES

      @williamlumsdon1604@williamlumsdon16044 жыл бұрын
  • This was a triumph

    @mktt6639@mktt66394 ай бұрын
    • I'm making a note here

      @TessTickles1@TessTickles14 ай бұрын
  • Realizing later in life the impact of WETA Workshop, seeing that they made this makes it just that much cooler. Two top of their class companies from their respective industries.

    @coblerz@coblerz Жыл бұрын
    • Search about Grordbort's rockets if you don't know what it is already

      @WLS_Churchill@WLS_Churchill Жыл бұрын
  • just noticed that guy with a Black Mesa shirt thing, if the turret was real he'd be dead by now

    @FalkyRocket2222@FalkyRocket22223 жыл бұрын
    • @Sowneyy 7.62 it sure does chap

      @FalkyRocket2222@FalkyRocket22223 жыл бұрын
    • They'd all be to be honest

      @ThomasFarquhar2@ThomasFarquhar23 жыл бұрын
    • "Anti Black Mesa personal protocol initiated. Limiters removed.".

      @Sypaka@Sypaka3 жыл бұрын
    • Thomas farquhar Except the guy with the Black Mesa shirt. The turret would make sure he suffered for a long time

      @vibaj16@vibaj163 жыл бұрын
    • @@vibaj16 he would burn in turret hell

      @ElMatero6@ElMatero63 жыл бұрын
  • I haven't seen this video in years. Yet KZhead recommended it to me after years.

    @kaiplayz3352@kaiplayz3352 Жыл бұрын
  • It's 2023 and this never fails to impress

    @M4lock@M4lock6 ай бұрын
  • IM THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT IT ISNT DOING ANYTHING

    @shelbymcsweeney3448@shelbymcsweeney34486 жыл бұрын
    • I legitimately threw my entire allowance at the screen of my laptop when the turret revealed itself. You aren't alone sir.

      @jamesw3036@jamesw30366 жыл бұрын
    • Yall are idiots THIS IS HOW ITS DONE *slams money all over screen*

      @RainIncorporated@RainIncorporated6 жыл бұрын
    • *brings money launcher*

      @dylan-fnaf1679@dylan-fnaf16796 жыл бұрын
    • *stuffs PC internals with cash*

      @pocarisweat_jp@pocarisweat_jp6 жыл бұрын
    • REPLACES LAPTOP CASE WITH MONEY

      @Valcuda@Valcuda6 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the 10 years old valve videos are poping on my main card almost every day.

    @skiper7795@skiper77952 жыл бұрын
    • What's the Pope got to do with this?

      @Anvilshock@Anvilshock Жыл бұрын
    • @@Anvilshock He has unfinished buisness with the pope.

      @chenn2749@chenn274911 ай бұрын
    • WHERE CAN I BUT THIS PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BUY THIS

      @-VORTEX-VR@-VORTEX-VR8 ай бұрын
    • Fr

      @pras6@pras65 ай бұрын
  • Just imagine, Valve must be using this turret as a coat rack with how much they forgot the Portal series

    @blindwanderer2314@blindwanderer23149 ай бұрын
  • Proud of my country, New Zealand of all places, making shit this cool.

    @skycloud5695@skycloud56953 ай бұрын
  • "Just try and get near that baby ha your funeral" - Cave Johnson

    @LunchBaby@LunchBaby4 жыл бұрын
    • We're done hear

      @thenamesjay03@thenamesjay034 жыл бұрын
    • Gabe Joestar, we're done hare.

      @mangckyatmamon@mangckyatmamon3 жыл бұрын
  • I think they bought it to keep Gabe out of the fridge.

    @BasedPeter@BasedPeter9 жыл бұрын
    • XDDDDDDD Good One

      @diegomartinez65@diegomartinez659 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, he probably uses it on interns.

      @ackbarfan5556@ackbarfan55569 жыл бұрын
    • ackbarfan5556 or people that suggest third installments of valve franchises.

      @firesaiyan12@firesaiyan127 жыл бұрын
    • BasedPeter HEY

      @cerealjam@cerealjam7 жыл бұрын
    • Lord GabeN They stopped you from getting your cheeseburgers?!

      @RejectReef@RejectReef7 жыл бұрын
  • We are one step closer to having portal in real life

    @lockjaw77@lockjaw77 Жыл бұрын
  • The finish on the turrets shell looks really good

    @joshuaconnelly8576@joshuaconnelly8576 Жыл бұрын
  • "Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product." *hi* *hello* *hello-ohhh* "The Turret! How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this!" "Plus, we fire the *whole* bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

    @hostilepancakes@hostilepancakes4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Verillia@Verillia4 жыл бұрын
    • ''Cave Johnson here!''

      @hubertkrakowski722@hubertkrakowski7224 жыл бұрын
    • It’s the same technology we’ve been using our robots for years...scares the hell out of them

      @Winlonghorn_iso@Winlonghorn_iso4 жыл бұрын
  • As a portal fan. I want this. For science.

    @inspectornigel9355@inspectornigel93557 жыл бұрын
    • So you are GLaDOS

      @PieroMinayaRojas@PieroMinayaRojas6 жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @ideditzsoc00t46@ideditzsoc00t466 жыл бұрын
    • You monster.

      @sumitasardar203@sumitasardar2032 жыл бұрын
  • This could actually be good house security. If we could configure it so that it only scans unfamiliar faces, it will say "Target Acquired" to alert you that a robber/killer/unfamiliar face is in your house. It would also be nice if it could take a direct picture of the suspect or record a short video.

    @bartsussygaming487@bartsussygaming4872 жыл бұрын
  • Still looks cool after 9 years

    @aregularwhiterunguard@aregularwhiterunguard2 жыл бұрын
  • Please Valve, make a Portal 3... 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    @thyagoalves25@thyagoalves259 жыл бұрын
    • Well I have good news for you!

      @taxavoider9889@taxavoider98899 жыл бұрын
    • Half Life 3 is more necessary.

      @energeticyellow1637@energeticyellow16379 жыл бұрын
    • Shadowthief Gaming Really? Tell me :D

      @thyagoalves25@thyagoalves259 жыл бұрын
    • ***** I know man, but Portal 3 is my favourite :v

      @thyagoalves25@thyagoalves259 жыл бұрын
    • HALFLIFE 3 COMFIRMED!

      @taxavoider9889@taxavoider98899 жыл бұрын
  • Whats next?! A GLaDOS?!?

    @nordzlopez3575@nordzlopez35758 жыл бұрын
    • YES PLEASE

      @omegawott@omegawott8 жыл бұрын
    • +ItsRyaN27 we have two full games explaining in detail why that's a bad idea

      @TheJackets61@TheJackets617 жыл бұрын
    • in that case, we need Wheatley too.

      @yukkinonn3754@yukkinonn37547 жыл бұрын
    • Just have a voice changer on the intercom so if anyone speaks it sounds like Cave Johnson

      @misterfaust1435@misterfaust14357 жыл бұрын
    • Slippery gaming that's legit the best idea i've heard this week. well done.

      @yukkinonn3754@yukkinonn37547 жыл бұрын
  • The fact portal started as a school project and then into one of the biggest game series of all time really says something huh?

    @DetailedMcfly@DetailedMcfly Жыл бұрын
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