A Dynasty of Dunces - Jerma Streams Farmer's Dynasty (Long Edit)

2023 ж. 3 Қаз.
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From Jerma's Farmer's Dynasty stream (11/23/2019): • Jerma Streams - Farmer...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Drone Dynasty
Note: This was edited using the Twitch VOD.

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  • The Quest to Plow (Sally): Incel’s Dynasty

    @fedorafinder@fedorafinder7 ай бұрын
    • username checks out

      @lordghetsisofficial@lordghetsisofficial6 ай бұрын
    • 69 likes, nice

      @Skaroosh@Skaroosh5 ай бұрын
    • Why incel that makes no sense I hate twittards so much

      @lucasnadamas9317@lucasnadamas93175 ай бұрын
    • @@Skaroosh

      @frododododo@frododododo4 ай бұрын
    • @@Skaroosh

      @udontseemeiseeuuseemeiseeu@udontseemeiseeuuseemeiseeu2 ай бұрын
  • at this point i'm a skye4 fan just like i'm a jerma fan. you're an integral part of my jerma viewing experience

    @albingrahn5576@albingrahn55767 ай бұрын
    • Hear hear 🙌 Edit: lol spelling

      @Yemmer@Yemmer7 ай бұрын
    • @@Yemmer what does this mean

      @albingrahn5576@albingrahn55767 ай бұрын
    • ​@@albingrahn5576They meant "hear, hear" which is a phrase to express agreement. Easy to confuse due to here and hear homophones.

      @Pasloe.@Pasloe.7 ай бұрын
    • @@Pasloe. oh ok 👍

      @albingrahn5576@albingrahn55767 ай бұрын
    • @@Pasloe. they turned the phones gay

      @juicejooos@juicejooos7 ай бұрын
  • 1:02:35 is so weird to listen to because it's the birth of the jerma dollhouse stream. He basically summarized it 😂

    @mushreon@mushreon7 ай бұрын
    • I'm so glad he didn't speak simlish lol

      @DeadpoolNJ@DeadpoolNJ6 ай бұрын
    • The Dollhouse stream is what inspired the NPC trend.

      @bappojujubes981@bappojujubes9815 ай бұрын
    • same thing about describing house flipper exactly before he found out about it

      @jacobjeleniewski8694@jacobjeleniewski86942 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jacobjeleniewski8694and powerwash sim lmao

      @ShadySalesman@ShadySalesman23 күн бұрын
  • This is why when you inherit a farm in farming sim games it's a piece of shit, full of trees and inexplicable boulders like a meteor fell on it. It was tended by old Grandpa Jerma who, instead of tending the land and growing crops, spent a lot of time flooding vehicles.

    @RancorousSea@RancorousSea5 ай бұрын
    • and using the black materia to kill a mole

      @GribbleGob@GribbleGob2 ай бұрын
  • My favorite part of this stream is he tried to date and marry that one lady and then went to bed for like 10years

    @doifhg@doifhg7 ай бұрын
  • 38:59 jerma calling his 80 year old grandfather a city boy for not being able to beat Dark Souls is still one of my favourite moments

    @P0PE418@P0PE4184 ай бұрын
  • Jerma being baffled and blown away by completely mundane things like a cell tower on a farm or private gas pumps will never not be funny, what an absolute city slicker

    @raumkhan4514@raumkhan45147 ай бұрын
    • I live in La and there are farms here in rural areas that look a good bit like what he thinks a farm looks like, and even then, there are still gas pumps

      @notsusanna7485@notsusanna7485Ай бұрын
  • Thank you for still making these. It's sad that Jeremy's closing in on 1000 years and is slowing down on the streams. But your long edits have closed the void caused from it.

    @VoiceChattin@VoiceChattin7 ай бұрын
    • Theoretically. He would be, if he was real real.

      @LOW_natL@LOW_natL5 ай бұрын
  • It's crazy how the original idea was "Play Hand Simulator" which then evolved into "Play Farmer's Dynasty". This then evolved into "drive around the map aimlessly, pester the neighbors into a relationship with you, and sometimes remember to try farming." And he could only do ONE of those. > Pays people to farm his field for him > Walks away > "When can I do some farming!"

    @tmanbonkenbills8960@tmanbonkenbills89602 ай бұрын
  • I legitimately full on cry laugh every time at the ending motivational speech where nothing works and it all goes downhill. Especially with the context of having sold everything and having no money and rambling like a lunatic

    @lucasnadamas9317@lucasnadamas93175 ай бұрын
    • Oh my gosh yes, nothing makes me cry laughing harder than this and the start of him playing Hitman 3 in VR where he punches someone then freaks out because he doesn't understand why everyone is staring at him, so he just starts pushing through the crowd trying to leave 🤣

      @samanthaanderson1213@samanthaanderson12134 ай бұрын
    • "and sometimes. and sometimes, you have to call in a friend. for the third time" after drowning his truck again with the off-timed crashing sound effects

      @lieutenantlesboraine@lieutenantlesboraine2 ай бұрын
  • Cool witnessing the origin of the idea of the Doll House stream.

    @czarkusa2018@czarkusa20187 ай бұрын
  • I love Jerma getting **so** offended when chat kept calling him a city boy

    @ChewyTwee@ChewyTwee4 ай бұрын
  • This really feels like those mobile game ads where they mess up on purpose so you want to play it better than them

    @Cheldeo@Cheldeo7 ай бұрын
  • I feel like this entire game was voiced by text to speech

    @shaterlemming2549@shaterlemming25497 ай бұрын
    • its cause it was written and voiced by germans mostly

      @1nkyarts@1nkyarts6 ай бұрын
    • you shouldn’t talk about jer’a like that

      @FrostyFoxDrake@FrostyFoxDrake4 ай бұрын
    • It’s so weird that actual human voice actors are less confusing than the text to speech made to sound like jerma after he died 5 years back

      @notsusanna7485@notsusanna7485Ай бұрын
  • Farmer's Dynasty Drone% Marriage Speedrun

    @johncrops@johncrops7 ай бұрын
  • i think this is my favorite channel ever

    @sashalvy@sashalvy7 ай бұрын
    • You think?

      @jyutifloy@jyutifloy7 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jyutifloyhow do you get those emojis🤯🤯

      @frogbabygrill@frogbabygrill7 ай бұрын
    • You think? 0:23 0:49 0:52 0:53 0:53 10 minutes away from the can Sdvx players will be friends with a big weapon

      @oweeb5909@oweeb59097 ай бұрын
    • i second this

      @mrtacocat1069@mrtacocat10697 ай бұрын
    • Hard agree

      @PeppermintCaca@PeppermintCaca7 ай бұрын
  • I love these long edits that fit the niche between full streams and 'best moments' edits. Thanks for supplying us with these. You're the best. Time to add this to the list of videos that are practically running 24/7 to keep me from feeling too lonely in the apartment.

    @_Bungus@_Bungus7 ай бұрын
    • Too fucking real

      @Reavyr@Reavyr7 ай бұрын
    • hope u can find some escape from the loneliness soon :c

      @blooberri666@blooberri6667 ай бұрын
    • Same, videos to have in the background to make me feel like Ive got a friend around

      @ShwintyKat@ShwintyKat7 ай бұрын
    • same, person, when i feel lonely, or I am really lonely, I watch a LOT of those old streams, but u know, eventually life will be kind to you, (if u are kind to others) is just a matter of time.

      @brosty_Star@brosty_Star7 ай бұрын
    • Last part hit too close to home

      @aldxbaran@aldxbaran7 ай бұрын
  • I think the best part of all of this is I was watching the Alyx trailer thinking “has Jerma played this?” And then it got to that room where he plays with the toys and pretends it’s him and Otto… yep he has definitely played that game. Time to watch him play that lol

    @tertain4795@tertain47957 ай бұрын
  • fell asleep to this and just had the most psychotic dream about some dude stealing a bride from a wedding

    @evaeight@evaeight4 ай бұрын
  • This is the only thing playing next in my auto feed for months now. I'll watch a disaster documentary or police shooting and this is somehow related enough to play next.

    @pantherk709@pantherk7092 ай бұрын
  • Moral of the story: stick with what you’re good at, stick with car crashes.

    @bubbybigtime@bubbybigtime7 ай бұрын
  • Okay I was suspiciously curious about the having children mechanic in this game. As it turns out there’s no hints towards fucking or anything, your wife walks up to you randomly at some point and just tells you she’s pregnant. I’m not even sure why the function is in the game lol

    @dianamarie6045@dianamarie60457 ай бұрын
    • That made me think, this is basically the tedious preamble with a dumb puzzle (a.k.a "gameplay") in a porno game but for 30 hours, and your goal is to have a made in Unity homestead

      @spacebassist@spacebassist7 ай бұрын
    • @@spacebassist this is essentially a porno game with many extra steps and no actual porn. Fascinating.

      @dianamarie6045@dianamarie60457 ай бұрын
    • Harvest Moon doesnt have it either. I also highly doubt that you want porn with the animation quality of this game xD@@dianamarie6045

      @loder8592@loder85927 ай бұрын
  • 2:00:57 is the greatest chat message in jerma history

    @Lusiggy@Lusiggy3 ай бұрын
  • My favourite jerma quote is still “the farmer screws the nails into the board” said in the how it’s made guy’s voice

    @graygraygraygraygraygray@graygraygraygraygraygray5 ай бұрын
  • Can’t believe he finally succumbed to the 5G bombarding his brain during this stream

    @CruisinBen@CruisinBen7 ай бұрын
  • i watched this whole video on acid and i felt like i lived out the farming life

    @scxt3945@scxt39456 ай бұрын
    • your farmer wife is pregnant and she wants you back. try to feel the hospital bed, wiggle your fingers

      @lieutenantlesboraine@lieutenantlesboraine2 ай бұрын
  • I can't believe I never saw that "got a new party member" joke in other edits of this stream. That joke should've been in all of them.

    @v0id525@v0id5254 ай бұрын
  • Jerma is like an assortment of ingredients that shouldn’t mix together and skye4 is the Gordon Ramsey that manages to cook a 5 star meal out of it anyways.

    @Biojayz@Biojayz6 ай бұрын
  • every single time i leave youtube on before i go to bed, without fail every time i wake up to this video playing

    @HALFTIED-@HALFTIED-2 ай бұрын
  • I thought this was a new stream so when he was talking about the "new Half-Life" trailer I was freaking out because I thought they announced a new Half-Life game.

    @agentofstars2667@agentofstars26677 ай бұрын
    • I thought it would be a new Netflix movie or something

      @galaxychill9578@galaxychill95786 ай бұрын
    • I thought he was just doing a bit pretending it's new

      @iplay9s@iplay9s6 ай бұрын
  • 3:00:27 i greatly appreciate that you didnt play an example of asmr sleep to farting sounds here

    @ori_bori@ori_bori6 ай бұрын
  • love these. not a raw 6 hour stream but not an entire streamed chopped into 20 minutes like 2ndJerma

    @The6thHouse427@The6thHouse4277 ай бұрын
  • For those interested, Farmers Dynasty is getting a sequel THIS YEAR! House repair, drone-van manipulation and a complex dating system are all fan favourite features expected to return! We hope the sequel will bring more farmer features such as: uncesored graphic sex scenes and child labor!

    @what-hn1od@what-hn1od3 ай бұрын
  • this is the playthrough we needed to know once and for all that Jerma would be the most annoying and persistent wasp known to man

    @AlwaysRetr0@AlwaysRetr07 ай бұрын
  • So this is where the dollhouse idea came from! I always love finding the origins when watching past streams

    @katanafizzy5949@katanafizzy59497 ай бұрын
  • 1:01:29 Ah the foreshadowing

    @karifuuh8420@karifuuh84207 ай бұрын
    • the ultimate Oneguy

      @FDSixtyNine@FDSixtyNine7 ай бұрын
  • FINALLY. CRACK TIME.

    @Daxien@Daxien7 ай бұрын
  • Oh you are such a blessing for making these edits.

    @req7383@req73837 ай бұрын
    • onn n bnb jn

      @rosebabineau5390@rosebabineau53907 ай бұрын
    • i agree

      @k2a2l2@k2a2l27 ай бұрын
    • Oh you!

      @zarrowthehorse@zarrowthehorse7 ай бұрын
    • @@k2a2l2 lmaoooo i have no idea how i made the comment, fell asleep to this video :3

      @rosebabineau5390@rosebabineau53907 ай бұрын
    • this proves even my grandma watches Jerma

      @iyraspusjfzifzocyoyxyoxyoxoy@iyraspusjfzifzocyoyxyoxyoxoy6 ай бұрын
  • I love watching the exploits of this little creature

    @PossumPunx@PossumPunx7 ай бұрын
  • u can hate me all u want, but I LOVE these old streams, more than the new ones, I don't hate Jeremy, not at all, in fact I am happy for him, making what he likes till this day, I just prefer the natural chaos of these edits

    @brosty_Star@brosty_Star7 ай бұрын
  • The dialogue in this game make me feel even more autistic than I already am

    @rampageblizzard@rampageblizzard7 ай бұрын
  • Relating to the post stream chat: I would love to see Jerma play Death Stranding, I'd imagine he'd make watching the game a fun experience. There are stretches of nothing to do what he does best: chat about stuff, and the fun stuff that can happen could suit a Jerma stream nicely.

    @TheMrRightclick@TheMrRightclick6 ай бұрын
  • Seeing the origin of the Dollhouse stream is amazing

    @v_vex2552@v_vex25523 ай бұрын
  • It's kind of funny that the Dollhouse stream was conceived of while playing this game instead of house flippers or the Sims. I realize this game has some house flipping, but pretty funny regardless.

    @mfindley08@mfindley086 ай бұрын
  • I love hearing how the idea of the Dollhouse stream came to be! I always wondered how/where he came up with it.

    @CallieRiggs5711@CallieRiggs57117 ай бұрын
  • I’m a simple man, I see a skye4 long edit, I click.

    @hugesmjfan8073@hugesmjfan80737 ай бұрын
  • Skye choosing not to show asmr sleep farting videos at 3:00:12 is unintentionally so funny to me

    @ChewyTwee@ChewyTwee4 ай бұрын
  • this is my favorite jerma video, it always makes me sick laughing no matter the day I had

    @ratspleen638@ratspleen6387 ай бұрын
  • the opening dialogue of the almost T pose stance and the constant fade ins and outs after every line is just to funny to me.

    @mushreon@mushreon7 ай бұрын
  • Farmers Only biggest fan

    @tylerw1625@tylerw16257 ай бұрын
  • I really didn't expect to come across the origin of the Dollhouse stream idea on this edit. Wow!

    @MMedic23@MMedic234 ай бұрын
  • Farmer's Dynasty Warriors (THANKS SKYE)

    @drmsda@drmsda7 ай бұрын
  • THE DRONE PART

    @hiitsmiya@hiitsmiya5 ай бұрын
    • You can see the hog legs at the top of the screen but he never noticed it

      @Denas.r@Denas.r4 ай бұрын
  • Skye, I love you to the moon and back! Thank you for always making, bar none, the best stream edits I have ever witnessed in this realm!

    @PeppermintCaca@PeppermintCaca7 ай бұрын
  • city slicker andy

    @Ashe1001@Ashe10016 ай бұрын
  • I loved this stream. Thankyou for the edits as always

    @imonlysleeping4491@imonlysleeping44917 ай бұрын
  • This video’s title owes my family royalties

    @jeremytitus9519@jeremytitus95197 ай бұрын
  • i really like the font you use for your intros for the 'jerma985' its very chunky and analog and cute :)

    @mx.lunaaa@mx.lunaaa7 ай бұрын
  • Only Jerma would sleep 6 months for some bussy.

    @TheAdnanSakib@TheAdnanSakib6 ай бұрын
  • Game stats at 10:30

    @lucygooesy@lucygooesy7 ай бұрын
  • "dude that half life trailer" What year was this? *scrolls down* 2019. guess that makes sense Thanks Skye I haven't watched yet, but I assume it's as good as always

    @TwoDerrick@TwoDerrick7 ай бұрын
  • really appreciate youre cutaways for context on some of the jokes

    @BlackAethage@BlackAethage7 ай бұрын
  • I've been looking forward to this.

    @ohno7386@ohno73867 ай бұрын
  • Jermamites eating good tonight, thanks Skye!

    @l1nked548@l1nked5487 ай бұрын
  • Oliver sounds like the how its made narrator.

    @MultiDeathspank@MultiDeathspank3 ай бұрын
  • Skye I LOVE this stream thank you for the edit

    @chadchadington1736@chadchadington17367 ай бұрын
  • These must be a pain to put together, thanks skye! Your edits have given me a look into long stream jerma, something I never dared before you came along. You're awesome. Basil is also awesome. Heck yeah.

    @Pvinini@Pvinini7 ай бұрын
  • Obsessed with the AI voice acting

    @bigtuna9402@bigtuna94025 ай бұрын
  • thank you so much for these edits omg

    @nina2673@nina26737 ай бұрын
  • Thank you for the stream edit, I really needed to watch some jerma and you make some really good edits for streams :3

    @watercup5138@watercup51386 ай бұрын
  • jerma accidentally roleplays as someone with bipolar disorder

    @jimmybean420@jimmybean4205 ай бұрын
  • As soon as Jerma gets into the car he crashes into another person 💀

    @Bruh-nx9hc@Bruh-nx9hc6 ай бұрын
  • I was just rewatching your exorcist edit and hoping for a new edit from you soon! So glad my wish was answered!!

    @wicked0brah@wicked0brah7 ай бұрын
    • Yaaay!

      @Pvinini@Pvinini7 ай бұрын
  • I was so thrown off when they were talking about half life alex coming out

    @splootonic1993@splootonic19936 ай бұрын
  • I always forget the Dollhouse materialized in this stream. Great vid

    @waterbottle6644@waterbottle66447 ай бұрын
  • i really love these long edits

    @karigrandi7@karigrandi76 ай бұрын
  • Psycho streamer gets chainsaw and immediately tries to kill first person he sees

    @TheWikkdOne@TheWikkdOne7 ай бұрын
  • I just finished the VOD the other day.

    @Mr.SpicyIce@Mr.SpicyIce7 ай бұрын
  • Ayyy! thank you

    @flucke1000@flucke10007 ай бұрын
  • earliest ive ever been to one of these, i feel chosen

    @assaultines2335@assaultines23357 ай бұрын
  • WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED

    @nameisalreadytaken4691@nameisalreadytaken46917 ай бұрын
  • 41:41 sisyphus be like

    @AshWont@AshWont7 ай бұрын
  • farmer dynsasty? more like farmer duy nasty

    @77chance@77chance7 ай бұрын
  • No way this is where the dollhouse stream came from lol.

    @imafknloser4268@imafknloser42687 ай бұрын
  • your channel cures my mania thank you

    @grey46@grey464 күн бұрын
  • Plow Sally

    @frododododo@frododododo4 ай бұрын
  • Oh my gregness gracious skye the fourth I LOVE these edits THANK YOU

    @ClarkLad@ClarkLad7 ай бұрын
  • 3:00:25 editor didn't want to touch that one for ASMR lol

    @sunrise_flare@sunrise_flare6 ай бұрын
  • god i love this channel so much

    @Aria_uwu@Aria_uwu6 ай бұрын
  • And sometimes, you need to call on a friend.

    @sideswipebl@sideswipebl3 ай бұрын
  • God tier

    @stpblo3676@stpblo36767 ай бұрын
  • There's over 100,000 roads in this city, you don't need to know the route.

    @RedRumOnE@RedRumOnE9 күн бұрын
  • thank you

    @_playeronyt_@_playeronyt_7 ай бұрын
  • Love these long edits. Helps to keep the thoughts away while falling asleep

    @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel7 ай бұрын
    • They always come back in the morning…. Hope you’re well

      @brettd7923@brettd79236 ай бұрын
    • @@brettd7923and then you have to deal with them all day and repeat the cycle

      @urmumsballs69@urmumsballs695 ай бұрын
  • another certified skye4 classic

    @AsacaFernandez@AsacaFernandez7 ай бұрын
  • Your long edits have now become my life blood, thank you for all that you do 🤗❤️

    @Pansexual-Imp@Pansexual-Imp6 ай бұрын
  • omggg half life alyx trailer reaction surprise in this video thank you

    @funkylittlespacecowboy2372@funkylittlespacecowboy23726 ай бұрын
  • When Jerma kept giggling when he thought the guy said “ah, fuck me” I died 😆😆

    @salieriii@salieriiiАй бұрын
  • Local streamer massacres countryside and tanks country's food stockpiles!

    @Diggy246@Diggy2467 ай бұрын
  • skye upload we are blessed

    @bachelordrifter7610@bachelordrifter76107 ай бұрын
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