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Imagine being so bad that a dude effs his whole life up just to avoid having to marry you
@Chicken694203 жыл бұрын
Man took no simping to a new level hahahahah
@rithvikp49493 жыл бұрын
And yet still a lesser fuck up than if he followed through with the marriage. Smart dude.
@mihaghoraprime62633 жыл бұрын
@@rithvikp4949 the ultimate not-simp
@jorted_julimak3 жыл бұрын
@Josiah Sepulveda Using the word beta male is even worse than saying simp all the time
@kofi-kun64203 жыл бұрын
@@rithvikp4949 the nega-simp
@theshockinglyeloquentdog99453 жыл бұрын
“After the marriage got called off, he put his life back on track like nothing happened” Now that’s a twist.
@cloudmoist3 жыл бұрын
The guy who prepared for the zombie apocalypse must be grinning so damn hard right now
@Rnzlee3 жыл бұрын
DIO BRANDO ikr
@aashmediaproductions27993 жыл бұрын
He probably making the same face as you
@gavin17213 жыл бұрын
dioooo
@keyboardsmash26803 жыл бұрын
Everyone is just disappointed at this inconvenience played up to be an apocalypse.
@anonomuse90942 жыл бұрын
Shouldve been prepared for the Covid-Pocalypse instead
@midnightinsanity2 жыл бұрын
Imagine that someone dislikes you so much they are willing to quit their job and potentially ruin your life to avoid marrying you
@deleted_2153 жыл бұрын
1st story: mission failed successfully.
@electricprince98293 жыл бұрын
The apocalypse guy is having a field day right now.
@onlyadot3 жыл бұрын
He's probably glad he prepared but he could've spent a bit less time on it
@mr.hoodman56823 жыл бұрын
"I must be skilled in the art of the katana, or I will never escape the coming zombie apocalypse."
@steveairport3 жыл бұрын
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
@edwardp38643 жыл бұрын
@@edwardp3864 THESE WOOOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL
@placeintheworldfadesaway5800 Жыл бұрын
He was smart, but he hanged out with the wrong group. Dropped out
@kenjicarino92443 жыл бұрын
A former work colleague was doing some roofing on his own house. He was the 'security? Pfft' type, so at some point the scaffold he had made collapsed under him and he fell about 7 metres down where a wooden pole penetrated his spine. Today he's paralyzed from the chest down and to my knowledge, is a depressed alcoholic.
@henrikhyrup39953 жыл бұрын
Er du dansk
@SebastianVejlsgaard3 жыл бұрын
oof
@zee97093 жыл бұрын
A friend was wrongly accused of sexual assault by a girl known to be abusive to the few people who knew her real face. She never showed that face to her 150k+ followers on instagram. He couldn't defend himself because she was such a big online presence and he was straight up witch hunted, no questions asked. The people threatened him and shunned him before listening to what he had to say. While people who knew her irl knew she's done this to a few people already (a few friends already frequent therapist and meds because of her abuse. No joke.), it didn't matter to the other people. And the guy knows no one would listen to him. Now he can never go online with his real name and he's been severely depressed for a few years. He was a really social guy but now he can barely speak properly with his anxiety and I wouldn't be surprised if I hear that he went and killed himself.
@Timoraegi3 жыл бұрын
I mean, its common sense to never go online with you're real name. Its stupid! But i am sorry for what happened to you're friend
@ms.pirate2 жыл бұрын
her online friends are worthless offline.
@abhabh6896 Жыл бұрын
How is he now?I hope he is ok
@lavandercharmander2307Ай бұрын
@@lavandercharmander2307 he's actually doing ok now! But distrusts people and all his close relationships are kind of fucked because he has a skewed perception / behavior regarding people due to this event and aftermath. Still, he's alive :)
@TimoraegiАй бұрын
My sister knew a young 19 y/o guy at her work who was a total simp virgin. He'd always be trying to talk to her about his insecurities and sexual frustration and would simp all for her, offered to blow his paycheck on her even when she turned him down many times, and he wouldn't care about the fact she's already got a fiancé. He was eventually fired from the job they both worked at, a commissary on a military base, and he was banned from working for any government organization after an anonymous person who apparently knew him well tipped them off and it lead to an investigation where it turns out he had a bunch of private photos of her saved on his phone (like as if he stalked her around or even hacked her social media accounts to get private photos and info). Guy ruined his life with getting labeled as a sex offender of some sort, got banned from working for government jobs, all because he was simping before he reached his twenties. Don't be a simp. On the other hand, my sister's fiancé was away in boot camp when this all happened so he was unaware and couldn't do anything. But when he got news about it, it personally infuriated him so much that it motivated him to get jacked up, graduate top class in boot camp/schools, and then achieve higher ranks as a soldier lmao
@otaddiction3 жыл бұрын
both a King and a Simp were born...perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@zahylon59933 жыл бұрын
That simp is lucky her finance didn’t track him down and beat his ass.
@beastmaster0934Ай бұрын
Old friend always bragged about her good grades, teacher favoritism and how she was going to follow her father's footsteps as a scientist for most of her life. Unfortunately, she also wanted to stick to the 'cool kids', who were pretty carefree and didn't give much thought. She found out the hard way that good grades and not studying don't mix when she only passed one exam.
@jadejunnie32853 жыл бұрын
3:20 "if there is an apocalypse hes the best person on the planet to know" Yeah he'll probably be the first one to die if he thinks a sword (a katana no less) will be effective in a zombie apocalypse setting.
@matthijscalje41433 жыл бұрын
That store owner in Dallas found out the hard way.
@pmarie20033 жыл бұрын
If it's l4d he's got a 15% of not getting fucked Last of us 1% of not getting fucked in initial outbreak Basically if it's not a stealth survivor he's fucked
@lShadow426l3 жыл бұрын
He should have got a spear smh
@mrhalfwit9723 жыл бұрын
Just use a baseball bat
@false82603 жыл бұрын
@@false8260 or a firearm
@matthijscalje41433 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a pickle
@DepressedAndDank3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@chrishosey75353 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@gnas18973 жыл бұрын
@Nickson oh, hello there
@DepressedAndDank3 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I’ve every seen
@panzerknackerauto82273 жыл бұрын
I know that guy! Hes my neighber, Last night I heard weird noises coming from their garage, Im gonna investigate. I think they have a hostage named pheonix person? Must be code, Ill edit when I come back (Edit) Im scarred for life, On entry a alarm went off triggering F#CKING LAZERS TO SHOOT AT ME, I RAN OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS I COULD. Then I looked through the window and saw my neighbers leaping out of a green portal, He was holding some type of gun? He saw me!!! I rang the door bell to be casual, I told beth that I was wondering if she wanted a free refrigerator filter test, Then before she could Awnser I rushed in, Took the gun and...I accidently pulled the trigger under my feet 😩. I spent 7 days in a dildo dimension, it was hell, Eventually my neighbers came to that dimension for mega fruits? I was just lucky to get out
@querycorner84963 жыл бұрын
2:14 lol nah that guy was just preparing for 2020 He was just ahead of his time
@BigfootWithMemes3 жыл бұрын
My former friend flunked out of college, stopped going to work, lost his girlfriend, gained 100+lbs faster than I've ever seen someone do, lost his apartment now living in his granparents basement and spends their life playing Elite Dangerous or something... He also lost the will to bathe. Knew this dude for 10 years so it was sad to see, but he made his choice. He wanted me to give up on life with him. I stopped talking to him.
@HeyItsJustDave3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's burned out from something?
@kos29193 жыл бұрын
Kos 291 yeah. Life
@HinataElyonToph3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I see this kind of video come out every other week.
@YourTypicalMental3 жыл бұрын
Every popular SubReddit is covered by almost all Reddit TTS channels, & most contents are repetitive. If you stop viewing this specific SubReddit they will be replaced by others you choose next.
@olymolly36373 жыл бұрын
Hello everybody. I'm going through a rough patch in life financially and job wise. On the brink of homelessness. All these stories of people screwing up their life is scaring me. Wish me luck!
@pishangadventures52313 жыл бұрын
You got this. I want to see your reply to this in a month. Good luck
@requiem20123 жыл бұрын
Reply in a month to give us an update
@yourplaylist34113 жыл бұрын
I wish you luck
@finnishboy59233 жыл бұрын
Good luck internet friend!! 🍀
@AngelaMerici123 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@jorted_julimak3 жыл бұрын
Just love the people who get millions of dollars just to end up homeless not even a year later. You would never have to work a day in your life but somehow blew it all in less than a year? This is why no matter how much we do there will always be poor people, some people just can't handle even the smallest amount of money.
@hk41243 жыл бұрын
Right? I can't imagine what you would even spend that on. Maybe if you broke three bones every day, but even then...
@rondameravella28853 жыл бұрын
That guy definitely watched way too much of the Walking Dead. Think that's where he got the katana idea from : )
@finnk85303 жыл бұрын
The first one was a 1300IQ-move
@chronicdonut79463 жыл бұрын
The first guy did everything BUT ruin his life. What he did was nuts but damn it, it worked.
@rabidrabbitshuggers Жыл бұрын
0:43 this story is literally a perfect movie plot lol
@xBlueWolf3 жыл бұрын
I changed my comment and now u won’t know y I had so many likes
@slapboi51613 жыл бұрын
He really did make a galaxy brain play right there.
@danknecoarc71743 жыл бұрын
Pro gamer move
@snitchmojo37173 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for "And sadly he's still there". Instead, dude hit the reset button
@FEARSWTOR3 жыл бұрын
He did a Christian Bale.
@mikedawolf953 жыл бұрын
If I met that guy, I'd shake his hand. What he did was brilliant
@jacobjones39163 жыл бұрын
In my hometown, we have a big problem with kids' car surfing. One time the brother of a friend of my mom was thrown off while doing it, and he developed severe schizophrenia and several other mental disorders afterward and isn't able to live on his own. Another time a group of kids crashed in someone's yard, they didn't tell him their friend had been surfing on the roof when they crashed. When the car was pulled out of the mud they found his crushed body. The autopsy showed he was still alive under the car for a while and suffocated after around 10 minutes. All the survivors were sent to jail on manslaughter charges and 3 of the 4 are still there now, 6 years later
@sidh11353 жыл бұрын
"I knew an exceptional mind" - Constantly fucks up in a series of awful ideas and doesn't know that Walmart has cameras in their parking lot. That bar for "exceptional mind" was clearly very low at your school. I can't help but picture hundreds of people standing outside the building now, unable to get in because they keep pushing on a pull door. Then this genius walks up and lets them all in. "Ah there he is. The pride of our town."
@Drakenborn3 жыл бұрын
Saying f** within the first 30 seconds of your video and getting it demonetized
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@tacomas96023 жыл бұрын
One of my cousins friends dove into a pool that was just a bit too shallow. Broke his neck and he’s paralyzed from the neck down.
@chasemorrone73833 жыл бұрын
My best friend asked me out. I’m not gay and he kept making hints at it and occasionally trying to convince me. He ended up unfriending me and stopped talking to me. A year ago he started trying to find a job in another state and last I heard he is working in a Walmart in Florida. Didn’t really screw up his life, but screwed up our friendship.
@Lloyd_CK3 жыл бұрын
Did you actually take the time to break it down for the guy in a decent way? I had a coworker that became a great friend that was pretty open about it; I set the boundary at jokes are whatever but getting serious about it would eventually start to bug me. I really liked having the guy around at the office. One hell of a worker and genuinely a nice person, but a little shameless and wasn't afraid to speak his mind.
@tbbk2013 жыл бұрын
He was a nice guy, and I let him down easy and explained why I wasn’t interested in him. He was persistent about it though. He would text me things like “Hey, baby” randomly and would do small things like try to kiss me on the cheek when we hung out. I always explained why I didn’t want to be with him like that every time he did those things. I think he eventually just realized I was never gonna be with him and instead of apologizing and remaining friends he just decided to act like I didn’t exist and did things like block my number and media accounts.
@Lloyd_CK3 жыл бұрын
@@Lloyd_CK it's tough being friends with someone who you're emotionally invested in and they dont reciprocate those feelings. This is true whether you're straight or gay imo.
@michaelbread59063 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the first story: I see this as an absolute win
@MRMcLean982 жыл бұрын
While I was studying for my law degree in the UK, few friends of my flatmates were over. We were all drinking and the guy with the car passed out drunk, and my friend who could handle the most alcohol decided that we should take the passed out guys car and drive to macdonalds. First I was like don't do it it's a bad idea..but I was hungry and no one wanted to pay for pizza(dumb drunk idea). Eventually us three got in the car and drove to macdonalds(five minutes away from the house), everything was fine we brought the mcdonalds and ate it while driving back. Then the driver decided to do a donut around the roundabout, I started yelling at him to stop the moment he started. He stopped after two rounds and when he stopped police flashed their lights. He wanted to run away as he told us guys I didn't bring my licence, luckily he listened to me and didn't run. The police arrested him and held him over night, luckily me and the other guy were allowed to go home. I told him don't bother with a lawyer as they have you red handed and just make a deal. He didn't listen and got a lawyer...he lost and he had to pay 400 pounds fine and 350 pounds to the lawyer. The lawyer was shit..couldn't reduce the fine or anything. Though luckily as it was a first time offence his visa didn't get affected and now he had a visa sponsored by an IT company( he's an AI genius). There is a weird side story to this..he's like if you would have fucked the drunk girl this wouldn't have happened.
@Unnatural093 жыл бұрын
My friend Jimbo, who ive known for over 20 years since we were in middle school and played Hacky Sack with, got bad off on drugs and was homeless. Early this year in Feb or March he took his own life by jumping in front of a train. Miss that dude
@tremorchristlester46884 ай бұрын
The first story is DEDICATION. RESPECT
@brutustantheiii84774 ай бұрын
Was told not to do any activities because one bad fall and paralysed for life went out bike riding and fell in a ditch and now probably paralysed He had health issues and thats why he had to stay inside
@lewismoran51353 жыл бұрын
He said anime is for kids. Smh
@chrishosey75353 жыл бұрын
not for kids. just idiots
@theshockinglyeloquentdog99453 жыл бұрын
@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 lol boomer.
@RhaegarDefense3 жыл бұрын
@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 Again, Smh
@chrishosey75353 жыл бұрын
Which story was that?
@otaddiction3 жыл бұрын
Tell them: Guess what. No kids make the animes themselves, the creators & animators are all full time working adults. & if you know cartoons also have adult sections, so does anime. Nothing is one dimensional & as small as like your brain.
@olymolly36373 жыл бұрын
The first guy is a literal boss!
@THG_thehumangod3 жыл бұрын
I mean the apocalypse dude was really planning ahead.
@Alicia-kp8bg3 жыл бұрын
I kid you not, he turned himself in to a PICKLE! HES PICKLE RICK! Funniest shit i ever seen.
@syrkuu3 жыл бұрын
A few of these are straight up "diagnosed mental disorder and wouldn't take their meds," can anyone explain why that's common? I have allergies and I make allergy meds a priority to keep in stock and taking regularly, if I had something as serious as BPD or chronic depression, I would think I'd do the same with my brain meds.
@TheMajorHunter Жыл бұрын
I’m sure that 17 year old me would have handled that money a lot better. I think current me would blow all that cash on gigolos and weed though
@greysquirtle51443 жыл бұрын
3:15 guy thriving on corona
@firemansytkaboom51993 жыл бұрын
That first story is what you woukd call a pro move
@RandomTrinidadian3 жыл бұрын
My step brother went to a grammar school and I was constantly reminded he was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. He was GIVEN by a family member a law apprenticeship after he completely failed his GCSEs and then a levels and a few weeks into that apprenticeship he paid this girls drug debt off for her so she’d sleep with him and she got pregnant and he was forced to keep it and move to another country with her while he now works a factory job with his kid called (his name) junior. Funny thing is it’s probably not even his kid as she refuses to do a dna Test as she ‘just knows it’s his’. The guy is only 19 too!
@slaynzawin2443 жыл бұрын
Ouch. I hope you're doing a lot better. At least he has plenty more time than some other people to turn his life around. It's sad that some random person you haven't known for six months can send your life spiralling downward like that
@rondameravella28853 жыл бұрын
This guy I knew became a bully and eventually he picked on the wrong kid and everyone hated him as this kid had some breakdown and was never seen again, the bully later on got stabbed after trying to bully someone else and his family moved
@ravager02923 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the 2012 phenomenon, you know the thing about the end of the world on December 21, 2012? Well, I’m starting to believe that where things are currently going, the world will end on December 21, 2021.
@rubeusphantom87053 жыл бұрын
Nah, the world actually did end in 2012.
@Condorito3803 жыл бұрын
The first guy did what i called a pro gamer move.
@abohsukampret Жыл бұрын
Yellow lighter. Don't do it. Dude lost 3 job in one after another phone calls, custody of his children all within 3 hors. Tried to slit his own throat didn't work so had to put be with that scar also.
@dyinhope68403 жыл бұрын
“Cow workers” Lol
@_purge94883 жыл бұрын
My buddy was like 17 or 18 he got drunk and was outback of his house in a wooded area. He had a fire going and the cops got called because him and another dude got into a fight and that dude called them. So while the one cop is talking to the guy in the house and the other went outback to talk to tyler. That's where Tyler pulled out a 410 and shoot the cop in the face then just gave up. The cop lived but had to get surgery to remove his eye and shit like that.
@robertsmith79553 жыл бұрын
6:52 well that doesn't look goo- Oh okay.
@kodredcud3 жыл бұрын
Loved this vid
@davidmartinez24073 жыл бұрын
2:15 well now’s his chance I guess
@_EllieLOL_3 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is like the 10th video about "someone who fucked their life up"
@PsychoKern3 жыл бұрын
3:29 Wouldn't use the word "nicely" if I were you.
@thisyoutubehandleisdumbasfuck2 жыл бұрын
2:15 this is the logical conclusion of internet use.
@lamborger3 жыл бұрын
3:28 I'm actually surprised that guy managed to survive, usually when the car wraps around the tree when a drunk driver crashes, the driver dies. Very sad what happened to him too. 😔 6:32 he *SHOULD* have gone to prison. Animals like him don't belong walking around free in society.
@saintsheepy6682 Жыл бұрын
Haven't this video been done thousands of times.
@fin25103 жыл бұрын
damn he snorts loads of adderall but still does nothing all day
@bl175411 ай бұрын
First one was genius
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
Lots of kids. trailer park. low end jobs. they are not struggling to make ends meet, they're bad with money. lol. The amount of welfare they get would have them set for life if they'd just learn how to use it correctly.
@Razeluxe013 жыл бұрын
a friend turned 18. had a fight with a 17 year old kid. almost killed him and go trial as an adult. literally couple months until highschool graduation. so no highschool diploma. When he got out after 2 years, he ended up knocking up a chick who is way older than him. Now he is hating his life...
@anhtrn12513 жыл бұрын
The first one is actually really sad
@Chirpingcherub3 жыл бұрын
First dude was on x games mode.
@SpaceViking20003 жыл бұрын
If the chap with the rations, survival skills, and ability to swing a sword around lives in the US, he might not be that useless right about now. At least he'll have the food to survive quarantine, and if civil unrest gets worse, can defend himself.
@Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs.3 жыл бұрын
If he kept his supplies and equipment until january 2020....then the starts would have aligned for him and right now he's probably having the smuggest face in the world
@zahylon59933 жыл бұрын
How much does a house in the US cost? Where I'm from a regular house costs up to $1 million. It's considered cheap if you get one for half a million US$ ... It seems like you wouldn't be able to afford an inhabitable house, toys, parties, AND multiple cars for "just" $1.5 million, let alone survive for 6 months on top of that
@18937charlotte3 жыл бұрын
2:14 to 3:15 There might be hope this year
@trentbell82763 жыл бұрын
My friend saw me ruin mine, and our other freind saw him ruin his. I dropped out, he got expelled defending his crush.
@anonomuse90942 жыл бұрын
I'm doing okay but this makes me think of my mom.
@annawolrief52183 жыл бұрын
Anna Wolrief umm care to elaborate?? You cant just write vague 🅰️ss comments and just hope everyone understand what goes on in your drug addled brain
@thecreepycuck60363 жыл бұрын
@@thecreepycuck6036 wanna calm down?
@bagelsandwich64003 жыл бұрын
This is weird.
@Alicia-kp8bg3 жыл бұрын
How does one become a marajuwanna carrigyver (Michigan)? Asking for a friend
@janusxvi13773 жыл бұрын
go to the local police station and ask the highest ranking man there how to do it, I'm sure he'll give you good advice.
@zahylon59933 жыл бұрын
Guy at 3:15 dream is coming true.
@jonathanpalmer2283 жыл бұрын
Imaginetl thinking baseball is a good end game. Lol
@dyinhope68403 жыл бұрын
Why does the zombie guy remind me of shit island from season 6 of TD?
@Canwegetsubswithnovids-bq6zj3 жыл бұрын
14:20 WTF is a "carajiver"?
@FirstLast-qf1df3 жыл бұрын
9:00 WTF is "bipuller"?
@FirstLast-qf1df3 жыл бұрын
why would you get camping equipment during a zombie apocalypse? like you absolutely do not want to be sleeping outside, also a katana would be an awful weapon anti zombie weapon, no reach so zombies gonna be right on you, its a slashing weapon which aint going to be very useful on the undead who dont care much for bloodloss but is going to cover you in there gibs pretty much guaranteeing an infection, and its basically gonna be useless as soon as it starts to dull or chip, if your gonna waste your life prepareing for an insane apocalypse you would think you would at least think it threw
@seelcudoom13 жыл бұрын
Think it threw.... think it threw...
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
Quicker
@FlineGuy3 жыл бұрын
No
@Rnzlee3 жыл бұрын
Fake news
@spiko-ou3bp3 жыл бұрын
Why would a katana work against a zombie
@cherryalmond663 жыл бұрын
My former friend confessed while he was drunk his was a pedo and had Connections to well known Criminal Syndicates that involved in Sex Trafficking next day he took his own life in his room later that day. I told his parents but they knew and kept it a secret for years He had a 12 year old sister who also knew and did stuff with him because he gave her money and parents knew about it and let it happen.
@JR.4740Ай бұрын
14:18 mari jew anner careh jiver
@AhDollar10 ай бұрын
Sounds like that 1st one was on purpose.
@jordanwiley45823 жыл бұрын
My friend killed his whole family at age 16
@basvandooren10683 жыл бұрын
And he's still your friend??????!!!!!!
@thatoneweirdkidd3 жыл бұрын
Katana PLURAL????
@gibbypeen58263 жыл бұрын
Had an eggo
@dogcabbageboy4673 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@Idras742 жыл бұрын
I heard he's changed his life around since, But. guy I knew was a friend of mine one day while he was hanging out he asked to use my laptop but didn't tell me why I didn't think anything of it. fast forward years later he called me to tell me that the cops went to talk to him, Turns out he used his email on my laptop to email a high school teacher of his and threaten to have her killed and her husband killed if she didn't pay a certain amount of money I don't remember how much but I found out it was way over a teacher's salary he set a time place and date for her to drop the money at. The dumbass didn't plan for her to take the email to the police, the police didn't pursue a case against him but the high school he and I went too wanted too, I was terrified that I would get in trouble because they email came from my laptop so the dude took advantage of my fear and manipulated me say to it was me who did it he claimed it was because he wanted to go over what he wanted to say to the school board but then he attempted to through me under the bus to the school board thankfully for me they didn't believe him and they expelled him. His mother to this day believes he's innocent and that I'm an asshole who got him expelled for a crime he tried to say I did.
@jasoncollins55043 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga
@bensama81213 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga
@spiko-ou3bp3 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga
@panzerknackerauto82273 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga
@saltshaker81053 жыл бұрын
The guy who narrates my reddit vids saw a friend sell drugs to an undercover cop
@redditreader15723 жыл бұрын
Sad trumpet
@mrhalfwit9723 жыл бұрын
Hes plugging his own videos...
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
12:49: So, technically what ruined his life was getting laid...🤔
@spiritbomb07192 жыл бұрын
3:44 This is why I’m pro-choice.
@lolspammer82063 жыл бұрын
yuuuup
@theshockinglyeloquentdog99453 жыл бұрын
Why not just adoption though. At least you aren’t killing your child. Someone else will love and take care of them.
@natep72493 жыл бұрын
Wow I’m quick
@AspectDuck3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Rnzlee3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@GamingHero...3 жыл бұрын
CPT. Flareface I’m quicker
@FlineGuy3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@spiko-ou3bp3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mileswillis90203 жыл бұрын
Story 1 guy didn't f**k up his life, but played 4D chess to make sure he wasn't f**ked! Well played, sir!
@tonychan8558 Жыл бұрын
The kid who said GNP meme and got doxed by Skai Jackson
@acsk.253 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhh
@ConfuZer03 жыл бұрын
The content is good.. but the in between colourful cuts hurt my eyes and head😭
@user-uv8rn1tf2j3 жыл бұрын
"full ride to study russian' kid had a kid and was doing the right thing. Stupid fucking entry. because studying Russian means something in an English speaking countey
@dyinhope68403 жыл бұрын
I've never been this early, so I don't even have a joke
@zachwachter82143 жыл бұрын
The first one. What the fuck??
@tamarosenthal56393 ай бұрын
mmm pah
@rosemarie71373 жыл бұрын
2:16 well looking at how the world is now, he wasn't wrong...
@Tuddyowo3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Redditors: Not me, but my sisters cousins friends dads girlfriends daughters boyfriends twin,
Imagine being so bad that a dude effs his whole life up just to avoid having to marry you
Man took no simping to a new level hahahahah
And yet still a lesser fuck up than if he followed through with the marriage. Smart dude.
@@rithvikp4949 the ultimate not-simp
@Josiah Sepulveda Using the word beta male is even worse than saying simp all the time
@@rithvikp4949 the nega-simp
“After the marriage got called off, he put his life back on track like nothing happened” Now that’s a twist.
The guy who prepared for the zombie apocalypse must be grinning so damn hard right now
DIO BRANDO ikr
He probably making the same face as you
dioooo
Everyone is just disappointed at this inconvenience played up to be an apocalypse.
Shouldve been prepared for the Covid-Pocalypse instead
Imagine that someone dislikes you so much they are willing to quit their job and potentially ruin your life to avoid marrying you
1st story: mission failed successfully.
The apocalypse guy is having a field day right now.
He's probably glad he prepared but he could've spent a bit less time on it
"I must be skilled in the art of the katana, or I will never escape the coming zombie apocalypse."
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
@@edwardp3864 THESE WOOOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL
He was smart, but he hanged out with the wrong group. Dropped out
A former work colleague was doing some roofing on his own house. He was the 'security? Pfft' type, so at some point the scaffold he had made collapsed under him and he fell about 7 metres down where a wooden pole penetrated his spine. Today he's paralyzed from the chest down and to my knowledge, is a depressed alcoholic.
Er du dansk
oof
A friend was wrongly accused of sexual assault by a girl known to be abusive to the few people who knew her real face. She never showed that face to her 150k+ followers on instagram. He couldn't defend himself because she was such a big online presence and he was straight up witch hunted, no questions asked. The people threatened him and shunned him before listening to what he had to say. While people who knew her irl knew she's done this to a few people already (a few friends already frequent therapist and meds because of her abuse. No joke.), it didn't matter to the other people. And the guy knows no one would listen to him. Now he can never go online with his real name and he's been severely depressed for a few years. He was a really social guy but now he can barely speak properly with his anxiety and I wouldn't be surprised if I hear that he went and killed himself.
I mean, its common sense to never go online with you're real name. Its stupid! But i am sorry for what happened to you're friend
her online friends are worthless offline.
How is he now?I hope he is ok
@@lavandercharmander2307 he's actually doing ok now! But distrusts people and all his close relationships are kind of fucked because he has a skewed perception / behavior regarding people due to this event and aftermath. Still, he's alive :)
My sister knew a young 19 y/o guy at her work who was a total simp virgin. He'd always be trying to talk to her about his insecurities and sexual frustration and would simp all for her, offered to blow his paycheck on her even when she turned him down many times, and he wouldn't care about the fact she's already got a fiancé. He was eventually fired from the job they both worked at, a commissary on a military base, and he was banned from working for any government organization after an anonymous person who apparently knew him well tipped them off and it lead to an investigation where it turns out he had a bunch of private photos of her saved on his phone (like as if he stalked her around or even hacked her social media accounts to get private photos and info). Guy ruined his life with getting labeled as a sex offender of some sort, got banned from working for government jobs, all because he was simping before he reached his twenties. Don't be a simp. On the other hand, my sister's fiancé was away in boot camp when this all happened so he was unaware and couldn't do anything. But when he got news about it, it personally infuriated him so much that it motivated him to get jacked up, graduate top class in boot camp/schools, and then achieve higher ranks as a soldier lmao
both a King and a Simp were born...perfectly balanced, as all things should be
That simp is lucky her finance didn’t track him down and beat his ass.
Old friend always bragged about her good grades, teacher favoritism and how she was going to follow her father's footsteps as a scientist for most of her life. Unfortunately, she also wanted to stick to the 'cool kids', who were pretty carefree and didn't give much thought. She found out the hard way that good grades and not studying don't mix when she only passed one exam.
3:20 "if there is an apocalypse hes the best person on the planet to know" Yeah he'll probably be the first one to die if he thinks a sword (a katana no less) will be effective in a zombie apocalypse setting.
That store owner in Dallas found out the hard way.
If it's l4d he's got a 15% of not getting fucked Last of us 1% of not getting fucked in initial outbreak Basically if it's not a stealth survivor he's fucked
He should have got a spear smh
Just use a baseball bat
@@false8260 or a firearm
He turned himself into a pickle
Indeed
Hahahahahaha
@Nickson oh, hello there
Funniest shit I’ve every seen
I know that guy! Hes my neighber, Last night I heard weird noises coming from their garage, Im gonna investigate. I think they have a hostage named pheonix person? Must be code, Ill edit when I come back (Edit) Im scarred for life, On entry a alarm went off triggering F#CKING LAZERS TO SHOOT AT ME, I RAN OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS I COULD. Then I looked through the window and saw my neighbers leaping out of a green portal, He was holding some type of gun? He saw me!!! I rang the door bell to be casual, I told beth that I was wondering if she wanted a free refrigerator filter test, Then before she could Awnser I rushed in, Took the gun and...I accidently pulled the trigger under my feet 😩. I spent 7 days in a dildo dimension, it was hell, Eventually my neighbers came to that dimension for mega fruits? I was just lucky to get out
2:14 lol nah that guy was just preparing for 2020 He was just ahead of his time
My former friend flunked out of college, stopped going to work, lost his girlfriend, gained 100+lbs faster than I've ever seen someone do, lost his apartment now living in his granparents basement and spends their life playing Elite Dangerous or something... He also lost the will to bathe. Knew this dude for 10 years so it was sad to see, but he made his choice. He wanted me to give up on life with him. I stopped talking to him.
Maybe he's burned out from something?
Kos 291 yeah. Life
I feel like I see this kind of video come out every other week.
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Hello everybody. I'm going through a rough patch in life financially and job wise. On the brink of homelessness. All these stories of people screwing up their life is scaring me. Wish me luck!
You got this. I want to see your reply to this in a month. Good luck
Reply in a month to give us an update
I wish you luck
Good luck internet friend!! 🍀
Good luck
Just love the people who get millions of dollars just to end up homeless not even a year later. You would never have to work a day in your life but somehow blew it all in less than a year? This is why no matter how much we do there will always be poor people, some people just can't handle even the smallest amount of money.
Right? I can't imagine what you would even spend that on. Maybe if you broke three bones every day, but even then...
That guy definitely watched way too much of the Walking Dead. Think that's where he got the katana idea from : )
The first one was a 1300IQ-move
The first guy did everything BUT ruin his life. What he did was nuts but damn it, it worked.
0:43 this story is literally a perfect movie plot lol
I changed my comment and now u won’t know y I had so many likes
He really did make a galaxy brain play right there.
Pro gamer move
I was waiting for "And sadly he's still there". Instead, dude hit the reset button
He did a Christian Bale.
If I met that guy, I'd shake his hand. What he did was brilliant
In my hometown, we have a big problem with kids' car surfing. One time the brother of a friend of my mom was thrown off while doing it, and he developed severe schizophrenia and several other mental disorders afterward and isn't able to live on his own. Another time a group of kids crashed in someone's yard, they didn't tell him their friend had been surfing on the roof when they crashed. When the car was pulled out of the mud they found his crushed body. The autopsy showed he was still alive under the car for a while and suffocated after around 10 minutes. All the survivors were sent to jail on manslaughter charges and 3 of the 4 are still there now, 6 years later
"I knew an exceptional mind" - Constantly fucks up in a series of awful ideas and doesn't know that Walmart has cameras in their parking lot. That bar for "exceptional mind" was clearly very low at your school. I can't help but picture hundreds of people standing outside the building now, unable to get in because they keep pushing on a pull door. Then this genius walks up and lets them all in. "Ah there he is. The pride of our town."
Saying f** within the first 30 seconds of your video and getting it demonetized
LMFAO
One of my cousins friends dove into a pool that was just a bit too shallow. Broke his neck and he’s paralyzed from the neck down.
My best friend asked me out. I’m not gay and he kept making hints at it and occasionally trying to convince me. He ended up unfriending me and stopped talking to me. A year ago he started trying to find a job in another state and last I heard he is working in a Walmart in Florida. Didn’t really screw up his life, but screwed up our friendship.
Did you actually take the time to break it down for the guy in a decent way? I had a coworker that became a great friend that was pretty open about it; I set the boundary at jokes are whatever but getting serious about it would eventually start to bug me. I really liked having the guy around at the office. One hell of a worker and genuinely a nice person, but a little shameless and wasn't afraid to speak his mind.
He was a nice guy, and I let him down easy and explained why I wasn’t interested in him. He was persistent about it though. He would text me things like “Hey, baby” randomly and would do small things like try to kiss me on the cheek when we hung out. I always explained why I didn’t want to be with him like that every time he did those things. I think he eventually just realized I was never gonna be with him and instead of apologizing and remaining friends he just decided to act like I didn’t exist and did things like block my number and media accounts.
@@Lloyd_CK it's tough being friends with someone who you're emotionally invested in and they dont reciprocate those feelings. This is true whether you're straight or gay imo.
Me seeing the first story: I see this as an absolute win
While I was studying for my law degree in the UK, few friends of my flatmates were over. We were all drinking and the guy with the car passed out drunk, and my friend who could handle the most alcohol decided that we should take the passed out guys car and drive to macdonalds. First I was like don't do it it's a bad idea..but I was hungry and no one wanted to pay for pizza(dumb drunk idea). Eventually us three got in the car and drove to macdonalds(five minutes away from the house), everything was fine we brought the mcdonalds and ate it while driving back. Then the driver decided to do a donut around the roundabout, I started yelling at him to stop the moment he started. He stopped after two rounds and when he stopped police flashed their lights. He wanted to run away as he told us guys I didn't bring my licence, luckily he listened to me and didn't run. The police arrested him and held him over night, luckily me and the other guy were allowed to go home. I told him don't bother with a lawyer as they have you red handed and just make a deal. He didn't listen and got a lawyer...he lost and he had to pay 400 pounds fine and 350 pounds to the lawyer. The lawyer was shit..couldn't reduce the fine or anything. Though luckily as it was a first time offence his visa didn't get affected and now he had a visa sponsored by an IT company( he's an AI genius). There is a weird side story to this..he's like if you would have fucked the drunk girl this wouldn't have happened.
My friend Jimbo, who ive known for over 20 years since we were in middle school and played Hacky Sack with, got bad off on drugs and was homeless. Early this year in Feb or March he took his own life by jumping in front of a train. Miss that dude
The first story is DEDICATION. RESPECT
Was told not to do any activities because one bad fall and paralysed for life went out bike riding and fell in a ditch and now probably paralysed He had health issues and thats why he had to stay inside
He said anime is for kids. Smh
not for kids. just idiots
@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 lol boomer.
@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 Again, Smh
Which story was that?
Tell them: Guess what. No kids make the animes themselves, the creators & animators are all full time working adults. & if you know cartoons also have adult sections, so does anime. Nothing is one dimensional & as small as like your brain.
The first guy is a literal boss!
I mean the apocalypse dude was really planning ahead.
I kid you not, he turned himself in to a PICKLE! HES PICKLE RICK! Funniest shit i ever seen.
A few of these are straight up "diagnosed mental disorder and wouldn't take their meds," can anyone explain why that's common? I have allergies and I make allergy meds a priority to keep in stock and taking regularly, if I had something as serious as BPD or chronic depression, I would think I'd do the same with my brain meds.
I’m sure that 17 year old me would have handled that money a lot better. I think current me would blow all that cash on gigolos and weed though
3:15 guy thriving on corona
That first story is what you woukd call a pro move
My step brother went to a grammar school and I was constantly reminded he was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. He was GIVEN by a family member a law apprenticeship after he completely failed his GCSEs and then a levels and a few weeks into that apprenticeship he paid this girls drug debt off for her so she’d sleep with him and she got pregnant and he was forced to keep it and move to another country with her while he now works a factory job with his kid called (his name) junior. Funny thing is it’s probably not even his kid as she refuses to do a dna Test as she ‘just knows it’s his’. The guy is only 19 too!
Ouch. I hope you're doing a lot better. At least he has plenty more time than some other people to turn his life around. It's sad that some random person you haven't known for six months can send your life spiralling downward like that
This guy I knew became a bully and eventually he picked on the wrong kid and everyone hated him as this kid had some breakdown and was never seen again, the bully later on got stabbed after trying to bully someone else and his family moved
Does anyone remember the 2012 phenomenon, you know the thing about the end of the world on December 21, 2012? Well, I’m starting to believe that where things are currently going, the world will end on December 21, 2021.
Nah, the world actually did end in 2012.
The first guy did what i called a pro gamer move.
Yellow lighter. Don't do it. Dude lost 3 job in one after another phone calls, custody of his children all within 3 hors. Tried to slit his own throat didn't work so had to put be with that scar also.
“Cow workers” Lol
My buddy was like 17 or 18 he got drunk and was outback of his house in a wooded area. He had a fire going and the cops got called because him and another dude got into a fight and that dude called them. So while the one cop is talking to the guy in the house and the other went outback to talk to tyler. That's where Tyler pulled out a 410 and shoot the cop in the face then just gave up. The cop lived but had to get surgery to remove his eye and shit like that.
6:52 well that doesn't look goo- Oh okay.
Loved this vid
2:15 well now’s his chance I guess
Bro, this is like the 10th video about "someone who fucked their life up"
3:29 Wouldn't use the word "nicely" if I were you.
2:15 this is the logical conclusion of internet use.
3:28 I'm actually surprised that guy managed to survive, usually when the car wraps around the tree when a drunk driver crashes, the driver dies. Very sad what happened to him too. 😔 6:32 he *SHOULD* have gone to prison. Animals like him don't belong walking around free in society.
Haven't this video been done thousands of times.
damn he snorts loads of adderall but still does nothing all day
First one was genius
Lots of kids. trailer park. low end jobs. they are not struggling to make ends meet, they're bad with money. lol. The amount of welfare they get would have them set for life if they'd just learn how to use it correctly.
a friend turned 18. had a fight with a 17 year old kid. almost killed him and go trial as an adult. literally couple months until highschool graduation. so no highschool diploma. When he got out after 2 years, he ended up knocking up a chick who is way older than him. Now he is hating his life...
The first one is actually really sad
First dude was on x games mode.
If the chap with the rations, survival skills, and ability to swing a sword around lives in the US, he might not be that useless right about now. At least he'll have the food to survive quarantine, and if civil unrest gets worse, can defend himself.
If he kept his supplies and equipment until january 2020....then the starts would have aligned for him and right now he's probably having the smuggest face in the world
How much does a house in the US cost? Where I'm from a regular house costs up to $1 million. It's considered cheap if you get one for half a million US$ ... It seems like you wouldn't be able to afford an inhabitable house, toys, parties, AND multiple cars for "just" $1.5 million, let alone survive for 6 months on top of that
2:14 to 3:15 There might be hope this year
My friend saw me ruin mine, and our other freind saw him ruin his. I dropped out, he got expelled defending his crush.
I'm doing okay but this makes me think of my mom.
Anna Wolrief umm care to elaborate?? You cant just write vague 🅰️ss comments and just hope everyone understand what goes on in your drug addled brain
@@thecreepycuck6036 wanna calm down?
This is weird.
How does one become a marajuwanna carrigyver (Michigan)? Asking for a friend
go to the local police station and ask the highest ranking man there how to do it, I'm sure he'll give you good advice.
Guy at 3:15 dream is coming true.
Imaginetl thinking baseball is a good end game. Lol
Why does the zombie guy remind me of shit island from season 6 of TD?
14:20 WTF is a "carajiver"?
9:00 WTF is "bipuller"?
why would you get camping equipment during a zombie apocalypse? like you absolutely do not want to be sleeping outside, also a katana would be an awful weapon anti zombie weapon, no reach so zombies gonna be right on you, its a slashing weapon which aint going to be very useful on the undead who dont care much for bloodloss but is going to cover you in there gibs pretty much guaranteeing an infection, and its basically gonna be useless as soon as it starts to dull or chip, if your gonna waste your life prepareing for an insane apocalypse you would think you would at least think it threw
Think it threw.... think it threw...
Quicker
No
Fake news
Why would a katana work against a zombie
My former friend confessed while he was drunk his was a pedo and had Connections to well known Criminal Syndicates that involved in Sex Trafficking next day he took his own life in his room later that day. I told his parents but they knew and kept it a secret for years He had a 12 year old sister who also knew and did stuff with him because he gave her money and parents knew about it and let it happen.
14:18 mari jew anner careh jiver
Sounds like that 1st one was on purpose.
My friend killed his whole family at age 16
And he's still your friend??????!!!!!!
Katana PLURAL????
Had an eggo
Holy shit
I heard he's changed his life around since, But. guy I knew was a friend of mine one day while he was hanging out he asked to use my laptop but didn't tell me why I didn't think anything of it. fast forward years later he called me to tell me that the cops went to talk to him, Turns out he used his email on my laptop to email a high school teacher of his and threaten to have her killed and her husband killed if she didn't pay a certain amount of money I don't remember how much but I found out it was way over a teacher's salary he set a time place and date for her to drop the money at. The dumbass didn't plan for her to take the email to the police, the police didn't pursue a case against him but the high school he and I went too wanted too, I was terrified that I would get in trouble because they email came from my laptop so the dude took advantage of my fear and manipulated me say to it was me who did it he claimed it was because he wanted to go over what he wanted to say to the school board but then he attempted to through me under the bus to the school board thankfully for me they didn't believe him and they expelled him. His mother to this day believes he's innocent and that I'm an asshole who got him expelled for a crime he tried to say I did.
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The guy who narrates my reddit vids saw a friend sell drugs to an undercover cop
Sad trumpet
Hes plugging his own videos...
12:49: So, technically what ruined his life was getting laid...🤔
3:44 This is why I’m pro-choice.
yuuuup
Why not just adoption though. At least you aren’t killing your child. Someone else will love and take care of them.
Wow I’m quick
Yes
Yes
CPT. Flareface I’m quicker
Yes
Yes
Story 1 guy didn't f**k up his life, but played 4D chess to make sure he wasn't f**ked! Well played, sir!
The kid who said GNP meme and got doxed by Skai Jackson
Ohhhhhhhhh
The content is good.. but the in between colourful cuts hurt my eyes and head😭
"full ride to study russian' kid had a kid and was doing the right thing. Stupid fucking entry. because studying Russian means something in an English speaking countey
I've never been this early, so I don't even have a joke
The first one. What the fuck??
mmm pah
2:16 well looking at how the world is now, he wasn't wrong...
Nobody: Literally nobody: Redditors: Not me, but my sisters cousins friends dads girlfriends daughters boyfriends twin,
🤣
You ruined the joke with the first two lines