As requested by a whole lot of you, HappyBean and I finally were able to make a whole song for wheelchair Sam. The video itself is quite mid, seeing as that I lack any skill within gmod filming, but I had a lot of fun with Nickfrac during the making of this. Regardless, I thank you all for the support and enjoy the song.
Singing/Lyrics by Happy Bean (18+):
/ komametsuki
Guy who played as Jack the Crippled and Senator Legstrong:
Nickfrac
#meme #memes #gmod #metalgearsolid #metalgearrising #revengeancestatus #song
@itsdanbo Can I get your blessing to do a Wheelchair sam vid of my own using these lyrics? I get asked to do this every damn day.
DUDE YES 100%!!!! HAPPY BEAN AND I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO DO IT!!!!!
YO!
Hi
@@ItsDanbo Ok it's up! HOpe I make u proud.
@@TysonYen Mad lad, love it! You are great.
"Legs are a suggestion like the geneva convention" -Monsoon to Sam
I read it as if it was the part that goes "it's me that I spite as I stand up and fight"
*Geneva ckecklist
@@nasky5186 same
then how about we creat the geneva suggestion
This unironically sounds like something monsoon would say
``I used to think this wheelchair was a tool of justice, not to be used in anger. But now, I'm not so sure. And besides; this isn't even my wheelchair`` ~ Raiden after losing his legs because of Sam
Underrated comments be like
LETS DANCE- oh wait
@@NaisanSama LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
@@NaisanSama 💀bro💀
@@NaisanSama *STANDS ON ARMS*
Man, Steel Ball Run opening looks fire
XDa
Johnny looks sick in this opening, holy saint!
kind of a weird choice to give johnny the murasama but other than that it looks sick
Man the new terrain is so new and weird from the desert! Also a random robot man is randomly there in the trailer but it’s still good
Fr
0:44 a round of applause for the dude who screamed "life" and "wife".
😌🤌
Man, Joe from Family Guy really got his own spinoff before Quagmire.
the nano bots are telling me this will blow up
@@MingChilling- ong
i cant get out Jetstream joe from my head now
Did you know that Quagmire recently did a face reveal on KZhead? He is such a good speedrunner!
yeah
I think the best part about this is that cybernetics literally exist, Sam could have legs but just chooses not too
It's becuse he doesn't like cybernetics that is showed by how few he has
@@thenorwegiantimelaps7005 He only got a cybernetic arm because armsstrong chopped it off, im sure mistral must have rubbed it in a bit when he joined desperado
He probably still wouldn't be able to please his wife.
@@merasmusentertainment Implying Sam isn't ace
@pspsps Sam does not believe in sex. He only believes in not denying his weapon its purpose.
“When you are happy you like the music, when you are sad you understand the lyrics.” The lyrics:
“Because the mountains don’t give back what they take” now has a different meaning
The kneecaps are stolen
Mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.
@@merasmusentertainment sounds like upper torso problems
@@merasmusentertainment I will prove you wrong.
@@Themanwhoatethecorndogs "Local man left wheelchair bound after run in with mountain"
"Wheels are in motion, fate is set" is unironically great.
Yes
Rhyme even in this comment
666th like lol
i unironically thought your pfp was ps1 hagrid lol
I swear to god it's such a badass line in such a goofy song Like, one moment you're vibing to the song, and then you're suddenly prepparing to liberate north Korea single-handedly with a high-frequency Blade
If I ever get bound to a wheelchair, I'm gonna install speakers on each side and play this song at least once a day
same
I mean sam could get cyborg legs those exist in his time also kind of ours but they are like super low tech compared to the MGR ones but i guess Sam Does not like being a cyborg
Genius
The fact that hes genuinely singing his heart out makes it so much better
I like the fact that "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is completely unchanged.
Because they took his legs
@@UrsineBloke sam : fancy meeting you here armstrong : join wind of amogus now sam : no armstrong : /e push sam : 💀
It's because mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.
The mountain is a metaphor for Senator Armstrong
@@tlcheng2846this has to be the worst joke ive seen
I love that the ONE line of lyrics that stayed the same becomes the best part, because it implies Jetstream Sam, the man that could cut bullets and slice mechs in half lost his legs to a hiking accident
😂
Or it's a metaphor for Armstrong, that man is a mountain given human form
@@Racketfewl NANOMACHINES SON!!!
@@d3genr3gen26THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA!
I think I heard about some guy who went and climbed to mount Everest, survived it, but then died by falling from that foldable ladder thing when he tried to change a lightbulb in bathroom.
1 MILLION VIEWS!!! This is truly one of the moments of all time. Thank you guys!!!
deserved
This is art
@@ImDeadInside69 better than the original 100%
Need re-edit video with new end
JETSTREAM SAM!!!!
"It's legs that I spite as I sit down and fight" This is such an underrated lyric; absolutely sent me to the stratosphere
"A desolate life, I can't please my wife" line got me, I can't stop laughing someone call the doctor please
Doctor, turn off my laugh inhibitors
@@levyayano4644 AUUUGGHHH!! I CANT LAUGH ANYMORE!!! GGGGGGRRRAAAAAÆAAAAAAA! This is my true form. My nature. (doesn't laugh)
Not funny she’s threatening to leave me
@@JetstrussySam F
@@JetstrussySam F
the last line should have been " wondering if i should end my life" because it would have rhymed
It probably this way because of KZhead censorship
@@14dyingstars But in the end it has to be this way
Life and height don't rhyme.
@@jonathanbailey4885 close enough, most songs use near rhymes anyway
I would have said "Wondering if I should end this fight"
"Wheels are in motion; Fate is set!" Badass line
Goes harder than the fall that broke Sam's legs.
I love that you kept the "the mountains don't give back what they take", gave me a chuckle
It works, the mountains stole his kneecaps
Sam got crippling depression, but that never stop him to save the world💀
And he saved the world killing armstrong raiden and finally himself.
Nah he got cripple depression
@@ultimatepachy2563 he nuked a city
You have not played MGRR
and he got crippling legs
This is absolutely amazing yet equally so surreal. Try to explain this to someone unfamiliar with video games
Jetsteam Sam is a boss from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance and is the guy who does the Revengance Status stuff most of the time and he is essentially a samurai and is very mobile in game
@@soldierofgodrick3037 in this video,the boss senator Armstrong (which you fight on Sam's DLC), is shown throwing Sam off a building which leads to his legs being broken. As such,the creator makes a parody of his theme,the only thing I know for real,about Sam not being able to feel his legs or being able to properly function
or with garry's mod
@@andermousecheese5609 The song may also be a joke because of Sam being really mobile, and with broken legs nobody can be mobile.
I like how "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is the only line that was completely unchanged in the entire song
69 likes? lemme change that so those annoying teenagers dont make jokes in the reply section of this comment.
My legs are broken The kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bound to a chair I'm half quadraplegic It means paraplegic I cannot feel my legs A desolate life I can't please my wife If only my legs I could feel It's legs that I spite As I sit down and fight The only thing I cannot feel There will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR) The suffer and pain is much to bear The only one left Wheels are motion Fate is set Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no there will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR) It's only thing I cannot FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL **Epic guitar solo** Losing my mobility Wondering "have I gone insane?" Hate my disability All I feel is phantom pain Looking down upon this deadly height Wondering if I should END IT AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL Alternative ending: Looking down upon this deadly height Wondering if I should END MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
Thank you for the lyrics :0 :]
*"My Wheelchair Is A Tool Of Justice"* *-Raiden* *"Now I See. You Deny Your Wheelchair It's Purpose! It Yearns To Break The Kneecaps Of Your Enemies...* *But You Hold It Back!"* *-Wheelchair Sam*
It yearns to rolls over their toes, but your too polite!
"That's what you get for bringing a weelchair to a sword fight"
Faust (guilty)metal gear approves this
@@umgato.3017 “so you’d think Riaden” *Activities SPRING LOADED WHEELCHAIR!!!* *smashes into a brick wall and becomes paralyzed from the neck down*
@@Just_somedumbassfaust may be strong but brisket is built different, maintaining a smile through the entire attack
Now I see.... You deny your wheelchair it's purpose.
It yearns to run over your enemies, but you hold it back
“No! My wheelchair is a tool of justice”
@@Buggabee "This is what happens when you bring a sword to a wheelchair fight!"
Apparently the actual singer made a cover for this on twitter
and it's as great as you'd expect.
Armored Core 6 right now
"A desolate life! (LIFE!) I can't please my wife! (WIFE!)" Simply the best part of this video
If only my legs I could feel
IT'S LEGS THAT I SPITE
AS I SIT DOWN AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I CANNOT FELL
@@miguelbaptistapinheiro537 THERE WILL BE WHEEL
Sam and Armstrong get into a gruesome fight which results with Sam losing mobility in his legs, forced to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Unable to please his wife anymore she leaves him and when Raiden eventually encounters him, he bully's poor Sam and they have an epic fight, to which Sam is still able to hold his own. Raiden, after realizing that even in a wheelchair, Sam was still able to keep fighting, proving that he truly is one of the most skilled fighters he had ever known and is shamed for assuming he is useless for his disability and decides to team up with Sam to get revenge against Armstrong. As a sign of respect, Raiden decides to fight Armstrong in a wheelchair as well and the pair hunt down the senator and attempt to kill him, to which Raiden in the middle of the fight has his chair blown up and his forced to fight with his legs again, infuriating him how Sam surpassed Raiden in the art of Wheel-Jitzu. After an intense battle, they manage to subdue the nanomachine behemoth Armstrong and get revenge for Sam's legs. However, his depression has only worsened, with Armstrong dead, he still feels more hollow and empty then ever, that's when he decides that life isn't worth living anymore and chooses to end it all by jumping off a skyscraper and landing on Putin's conveniently placed nuclear warheads and is blown away. However, Sam, being the fuckin legend he is survived the blast based on how much Gigachad energy he still possessed so he decides to use his power for good, he rejoins Raiden again and the pair becomes the unstoppable team known across the world as "Wheels and the leg man"... that was until Sam realized that they lived in the future and he could just *Buy* new robotic legs at a local wallmart now. and they lived happily ever after, the end.
Bravo vince
This comment is super underrated
The Bromance Ending
Bro how did my script get leaked to you?!!!
*Nefarious moustache curling intensifies*
this is such a weird song to make me realize just what it's like to be wheelchair-bound...
Sitting here, I realise.
@@LeastBasedMonikaEnjoyer you are just like me trying to escape your disability
@@dantespardarealBut who’s to judge the right from left? When the feelings gone, I think we’ll both agree.
When you step on a lego : 0:30
Happy Halloween everyone!!! I expect to see Wheelchair Sam costumes this year!
bro my place here just cosplay Jetstream sam but he just sit on wheelchair because he's tired of standing like an pole
And wondering if I should end it allllllllll, all should be changed to life. Just saying.
Funny XD
tbh it actually sounds great
Bruh my legs still work
This is the kind of high quality pre-2010's style internet content I've been missing from my life.
Wheels are in motion, Fate is set goes so hard
It's a rare thing to find, but beautiful
MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL
edit:also it should be at the end looking downward from a dealdy height and realising if i should end myyy liiiiiifffffwwww
"i am wukong the king of this sanctuary, on this mountain you shall loose your knees"
My respects to Jet Stream Sam, who maked the necessary to feel his legs again
I didn't get through this without laughing like a hyena. you magnificent bastard, you deserve an Emmy award.
I'm going to drink your cousin I think his name is Clorox bleach
@@ronaldcarr5488 thats kinda weird but im not gonna kink-shame you
@@darthbleach8513 what did they even say
@@darthbleach8513 Yea what did they say And ayo what?! Someone who doesn't kink-shame?! IMPOSSIBLE I thought that species was extinct!
1:43 ey Yo Sam use Yamato ?
he's motivated
missed opportunity to say "Will drive upon the wheelchair's back"
Just imagine MGR but Sam is just in a wheelchair and getting pushed everywhere by Memesoon and instead of jumping, Memesoon just throws Sam
MEMES!
I have a broken leg,and this song motivated me.The lyrics described all my feelings,but the music inspired me not to give up.
You should motivate yourself now
samuel rodrigues has a way of doing that to people.
You should break your other one
@@cearusc656 why don't you break your self
@@cearusc656 instead of telling people to broke other ,why don't you go and broke your own leg.
"Wheels are in motion, fate is set" is actually a great line
"Wheels are in motion, fate is set" is such an unironically hard line
I think "End it all" would be better as "End my life", but other than that this is perfect. I love it so much.
It would rhyme better sure but end it all just sounds much better
Tyson yen (the original singer of the only thing i know for real) uploaded a version sung by him that does that
Best part of the song: My legs are broken The kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bound to a chair!! I'm half qaudriplegic That means paraplegic I can't seem to feel my legs A desolate life (Life!) I can't please my wife (Wife!) If only my legs I could feel It's legs that I spite As I sit down and fight The only thing I cannot feel There will be WHEEL!!. CHAIR!! THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR!! THE ONLY ONE. LEFT!! WHEELS ARE IN MOTION! FATE IS SET! Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no THERE WILL BE WHEEL!! (Wheel) CHAIR!! (Chair) It's the only thing I cannot feel ... Losing my mobility Wondering have I gone insane Hate my disability All I feel is Phantom Pain Looking down upon this deadly height Wondering if I should End it all!!
There will be WHEEL!(WHEEL) CHAIR!(CHAIR its the only thing i cannot feel that's the best part for me
00:30
"End it all" should've been replaced by "End my life" so it could rhyme.
1:49
timestaps: 0:00 - 2:53
Someone used this song to make an Armored Core 6 meme with the wheelchair tank tread parts lol.
I can't believe David Productions finally animated Steel Ball Run
Saving this to a playlist in case I am forever bound to a chair
Detroit: Become Human? Nah, Samuel: Become Disabled 0:17
The emotions that you have put to lyrics! FANTASTIC!
Me after my soccer game:
"Because the mountains don't give back what they take" being the only line that's completely the same implies that's how Sam lost the ability to use his legs.
Now the bigger question is where does this fit into the Metal Gear lore?
Instead of impaling Sam, Armstrong slaps him off of world marshal tower, causing him to break his legs
From the thumbnail i could already tell this was going to be a masterpiece
Senator Armstrong is just mr. Incredible
The way he is just so passionate when shouting its just gorgeus
I came up with an alternate one on the other video but this one is pretty good too. This one focuses more on how Sam can’t feel his legs, while mine on the other video is more about how he can’t do things because his legs don’t work.
I don't see no video in your channel. Where sauce?
@@dukecatfishjunior6291 he was refering to a comment iirc
@@tearfullarc2089 "while mine on the other video" The commenter says
@@dukecatfishjunior6291 the short version of this video
I wish I had the skills and equipment to do a full version myself, but I was referring to my comment on the other video, unfortunately there is no sauce :( . Also, my voice is awful, so my vocals would be bad for a full version
"Like Monsoon said , Loosing a limb or two , won't stop us"
After being paralyzed by Armstrong, Sam watched his life get destroyed. After bound to a chair for a very long time Sam finally started to feel his legs once more untill he fell down a fu**ing mountain making him paralyzed for good. Enraged, Sam decided to take out his rage on Raiden. After Sam defeated Raiden he decided to destroy Raidens legs making him paralyzed too. With both their lives destroyed they decided too beat the s**t out of Armstrong. After Sam avanged his stolen kneecaps he decides to end it all. Wheelchair Sams lore goes damn deep
Vergil plastic chair vs Sam wheelchair gonna be a legendary fight
"Because the mountains don't give back what they take" just turned into actual lore ok here me out Sam was hiking on a mountain right? Then suddenly there was an avalanche that made a rock fall onto his kneecaps then he got paralyzed from the waist down
Hey lisen if you play MGR you would know sam fought armstrong but in this scenario he fell from the roof and lost his legs so armstrong stole his kneecaps
@@shadowknight_2505Yes, but to be clear, the car that hit him after that took his legs
@@undeadyoutubing5268 ah yes, Not the skyscraper fall but the 1998 carrola
@@shadowknight_2505 Exactly. You get it
Spat out my drink several times, "Hate my disability, all I feel is Phantom Pain" is genuine gold.
While I was listening to this, I rethought Sam, how hard it is for him, this song is the cry of his soul
“Wheels are in motion, fate is set” sounds like something an anime villain would say after activating some op machine when out of context
Jetlag sam
"you deny your wheelchair its purpose"
0:45 is that Sam fucking Raide-
He can't please his *pretty boi*
@@chi.o_2640 Sad 😔
Whait she's not mistral and is raiden
@@scout_gaming7149 yeah, didn't you see Raiden's mariachi hat?
@@liyanamonsur6770 nope.mp3
this was so unironaically good that i listened to this 3 times in a row
"As I sit down and fight" and "Wheels are in motion, fate is set" are the only reason I live for.
2:51 bro ended his life for the second time
"Oh i see... You Deny your Legs their Purpose..." - Physically-DisabledStream Sam
The mountains line being unchanged yet still having a totally different context is way too funny to me
one of the best vids I have ever seen on this site, thank you.
"Because the mountains don't give back what they take" The line in itself is already so perfect in-context that there's no way to modify it💀
This is Sam after Armstrong instead of impaling his arm with his nanomachine amputated arm impaled both his legs Poor Sam can no longer dance :(
Poor sam :(
whole song is a masterpiece but suffer and pain part is on another level
To be honest his voice is almost the same voice that Sam has,and these jokes jeez(they are great).Pretty good job bro!
I love how cleverly wrote out the song is (being a metal gear rising shitpost that is)
Wheelchair Sam gangsta till Politician Legstrong walks in
I’m dying 💀
I saw original video like a minute ago and was looking for full, that was fast
You, my friend, always bring the best content ever.
HOW DID I NEVER HEAR THIS SONG BEFORE THIS IS IN MY CAR PLAYLIST NOW
kk in a wheelchair: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!👨🦽
The meme song we didnt deserve but needed more than ever before
MY LEGS ARE BROKEN
THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN
@@roofbandicoot I´M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRR...
@@3nz0.8 I'M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC
@@roofbandicoot THAT MEANS PARAPLEGIC
@@christophercummings4302 I CAN'T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS
as i sit down and fight
"Because the mountains don't give back what they take" 💀💀💀💀
How's your legs Sam?
@@Oskarghi broke
1:13 should of used “My Legs!” here lol
YEN MADE THE COVER LET'S GOOOO
- By Spirit These lyrics are so fucking hilarious, I love it.
This is a modern masterpiece.
1:04 I thought it would be The only one left will ride up on the wheel chair
“Wheels are in motion, fate is set” goes way too hard for thing song
you can hear the pain in his voice
"Sorry Sam we only had budget for your cybernetic arm, you'll have to do with the chair for now"
Best thing ive seen in a whiiiile im still rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
This video keeps finding his way in my playlist and i have never skipped it
ordinary sam:I forgot my name Wheelchair Sam:I forgot what is walking
A true masterpiece. You could say that im saying this fot the meme, but the reality is different - this song has a deep meaning The beginning of the song focuses on the first feelings of Jetwheel Sam after losing his legs due to the crash and a car running over him - he says that he is forever bound to a chair, locked in a moving prison. Then, we have the "end" of the realisation - he begins to understand that he can fight in a wheelchair. Sam even mocks having legs - however we cannot tell if he mocks having normal legs or having broken legs In the chorus, he accepts the gift and talks about mountains, possibly reffering to the fall from a deadly height *and* the fact that even after beating the problems, life doesnt get better The last part of the song is Sam giving us an answer to him mocking legs - he hates his disability and the lack of mobility on a wheelchair. We can speculate that the phase where he "liked" and "awaited" having a wheelchair was lasting only for a while. He however feels sad about not feeling the wheelchair, which gives us a quick story of Sam's feelings - at first, he was shocked by losing his legs, but he was awaiting, he was hyped for a wheelchair. Sadly, his expectiations were much higher and the chair wasnt enough, so he decides to end all of it. Truly sad what a disability can do to a man Before anyone asks, yes, i have autism spectrum
Man just did the English teacher’s job for them…
@@namelessusername4267 I always was a literature kid - and the only kid that understood three-page long desctription of a man playing a horn (from *Pan Tadeusz* , a polish book written by Adam Mickiewicz)
I have it too mate, nice to see a fellow chad
@@Dhemoss Be quiet and let me be productive
@@WujekFoliarz based