I really need my children to be ugly, or at least thats how Jordan Makin feels in this clip from his third Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Jordan talks about the one rule he has for his children, and why he thinks that rule is important. Whether you're someone who needs ugly children, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Jordan Makin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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My mom was beautiful. My dad not so much. I look a lot like my dad. His name was Wendel. RIP dad.
❤❤
@@jordmakin ☺🖖
Yeah, your right. 😲
"Hot kids" is a phrase that shouldn't be spoken aloud.
How else am I gonna indicate if I find them attractive? Would you prefer if I said sexy instead?
@@spencerdunn6933 good looking? facially favored?
@@amberotl5276 petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? A quinceanera cocktail? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.
@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me close enough they can feel my hot breath on their neck when I say it.
@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.
I was one of those kids that didn't fit in, but I wasn't ugly, I'm socially awkward. I never could figure out the rules of engagement. I did find my match though, so all is good. And my kids are average I'd say. They were the kids that floated through school undetected, not bullied, but not poplular. It was perfect😊
Well done ❤
"Keep your chins up." Haha. Peed my pants.
I like this guy!
Hmm.. you look… familiar.
@@SOPH-cw7gw Dang it! I was going to say that! :)
He co-hosts a podcast that isn't too bad 😉
Ha, good one Jordan. I like you too! Great bit.
@@vashmatrix5769 hey thanks!
Totally relatable and funny!
Funny enough im ugly and had a whole childhood of bullying and thank the heavens my boy turned out to be a looker and one with a good heart too, he is right though how can a good looking person have a terrible day, they get everything they want lol
If that little tiny picture is any indication of what you look like now, then everyone has hope of someday being Hot 🔥🔥🔥 You are not ugly.
I think she may be fishing for a complement 😏 @@mikejettusa
I have good looking in highschool and never was bullied or had a bad day. Kids can be mean sometimes, that is why I rsised my kids to never bully others.
@@edithdlp8045 most definitely
@@mikejettusa filters work wonders, I did grow into myself a bit though mid 20s
News flash, you could be good looking and kids would still say that bc you’re old!😂
The chins got me 😂
I am ugly too, though I was not bullied and am well remembered and thought of by classmates. My children are beautiful and wonderful, and I am very happy with them. 😊😅😂👍
Well remembered and thought of, do you know why? Because you more than likely had/have an awesome personality and showed up on your children. AWESOME!
@@franklopeziilmtmti603 Basically, I was a devoted reader, did well on most tests, and knew martial arts (which my older brother taught), but everyone remembers me. Some of the respect may have been for older brothers, father, and mother. At class reunions, everyone recognizes me.
Very fun!!!❤
I don't know what hot kids need!? Lmfaoooooo
My son and daughter are gorgeous but so annoying. They always claim they had a bad day at school. I was beautiful once and know that's not true.
This is definitely original material.I've never heard anybody say anything that's crazy
Pure craziness straight from my brain
True story, my mom and dad were HOT and I'm like middle school female version of what would happen if Woody Allen and Tutankhamen had a kid, AND they had NO advice for me!!!! It was horrible.
Love a ginger!
Aww thank you!
I'm fairly certain that Chris Hanson is trolling this comment section right now😂
Yep going by the name of dovey2blue above in the comments!
Keep your chins up... ahahahahaha
Sad that anyone believes they are ugly. Have you not seen celebrities BEFORE make up? There are things we can all do to look more attractive.
I find makeup makes people look uglier.
Buying some makeup now
@@RavenMobilethat’s a lie. Bad makeup, looks bad. Good make up goes from good to gorgeous. Knock it off.
Some people exaggerate and don't know how good they actually look. But some people really ARE ugly, though.
I am ginger too ☺️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Man the hot guy's accent 😂
Actually, whenever I see someone considered exceptionally attractive or with PHYSICAL attributes, 😢 I'm often sad for them, for instance this skit says it all, the father won't consider or acknowledge he truly had a bad day, usually because the kid DOESN'T have a mirror in front of him/her to be reminded of others' shallow assessment of his/her true character. They are automically dismissed and not taken seriously by everyone who is seeing what he DOESN'T see. That's really botched up, that platonic, esthetic, and shallow are the "daily do". Of course they have it tougher, being shut down, ignored, overlooked, silenced & censored. It's a grave injustice to be attractive. Not easy one bit. From a distance, If it's not bullying, it's sexual objectfying or worse. They are sub existant based on how they were born. That's tragic. Imagine having that compounded amongst a minority commuity.
Is it better to be ugly or fugly?
Watch, freedom to chains by Paul Harvey
It doesn’t matter what this guy needs; he doesn’t have a choice. I’m sure his kids will look like him, so he doesn’t have to worry about them not being ugly.
Better to be ugly on the outside than the inside, he already has someone that made marriage vows with him😊
He is making jokes for people to have fun with. You’re just being mean.
@@PeaceJourney... Well, hopefully the kids will look like her.
@@heyheyhey40 no keep them ugly like me. please respect my wishes
@@heyheyhey40 you must be very attractive to have that attitude.
A gingerbread girl is always hot!😊
I personally prefer attractive children but to each his own. I bet the parents miss the ugly ones less.
Empty nest syndrome won’t bother them ! 🪹
This is weird, 'hot friends' referring to minors. You've got to change the terminology.
I refuse to!
You are too sensitive. It is very clear what author is saying
You are right. No you are not too sensitive. Hot means sexy. Period.
@@roysnelson8613 Agreed!
Maybe he somehow doesn't realize what he is saying, but here is what he is saying. Copied and pasted from dictionary. ADJECTIVE If you describe someone as hot, you mean that they are sexually attractive or sexually desirable
Dumb.
@ChrisHansen