"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!" "What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
@doghoarde4366 Жыл бұрын
HELP OMG
@aliyahunderwood6241 Жыл бұрын
WHY
@feral_pigeon Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAYHAGSGHHA 💀💀🙏😭
@Ziel_Aziel_Zei Жыл бұрын
I can tell why this got awkward
@nicole3921 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying 😭
@stellaaa4746 Жыл бұрын
"My dog died :(" Me: "What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
@Gamer606YT Жыл бұрын
Let’s say hypothetically that if your dog didn’t die and it had no monetary gain would you go out with me?
@EvanJGMegson Жыл бұрын
@@EvanJGMegson i lost 420+ braincells reading that
@NotShyRehab Жыл бұрын
@@NotShyRehab 69+
@Codename-Thefox Жыл бұрын
If money wasn’t a part of the equation I would clone the dog to be alive
@ell72852 Жыл бұрын
Your Nazi died.
@insaneboy1234 Жыл бұрын
First step : *“talking to your crush without struggling.”*
@Pahama Жыл бұрын
Real.
@TheTributer424099 ай бұрын
Aka dont be marinnette (iykyk)
@maggie.taylors.version8 ай бұрын
@@maggie.taylors.version "A-aa-Adrieeen"
@TheTributer424098 ай бұрын
@@TheTributer42409 exactly 😭
@maggie.taylors.version6 ай бұрын
or dont insult their boxers : D
@Judyc68115 ай бұрын
"Aw shit I got something stuck in my eye" "What if money wasnt part of the equation?"
@Emerald29 Жыл бұрын
Now when did that get there
@GimmieUrDonuts3 ай бұрын
you know ur a an OG when you realize you've heard the last advice before
@sheem578 Жыл бұрын
I heard All the tips. But still a great video :)
@maya5463 Жыл бұрын
She posted it yesterday
@forever_th_maz_editz5643 Жыл бұрын
I have heard also the 2nd one (from Onlyjayus's channel)
@user-ls1bw2uw1j Жыл бұрын
Or the first one. That is an old but good one.
@goodjedi5148 Жыл бұрын
SAME
@night_of_stars Жыл бұрын
“Uh, so what would you do if money was a part of the equation?” “You watched that video too,huh?”
@lightningstruck6973 Жыл бұрын
literally him to me, he asked me that question and i was like- “ur on shorts to? mmk”
@Lualopezmurillo Жыл бұрын
🤣
@pikachusie Жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@maunashzz Жыл бұрын
"so you have a crush on me?"
@mnlight8308 Жыл бұрын
@@Lualopezmurillo AYOOOOOO
@straightupES Жыл бұрын
"What's your favorite movie?" "I don't really have one" "Oh I've never seen it"
@politehiccup Жыл бұрын
HELPP BRO THIS COMMENT SECTION IM DYING I CANT LAUGH LOUD MY PARENTS R ASLEEP 😭
@ot7_4everandever Жыл бұрын
@@ot7_4everandeverSAME I AM SITTING NEXT TO MY GRANDMA AND I AM CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER QND SHE'S JUST TELLING ME TO SHUT UP CUS PPL ARE SLEEPING 😭😭😭
@user-nb2sv2oq3y4 ай бұрын
“I really like it when you look up/down at me” *”What the fu-“*
@avay3737 Жыл бұрын
💀👍
@cheekguardian1378 Жыл бұрын
@@cheekguardian1378 stop😭 this was 7 months ago I COMMENTED REALLY FUCKINH WEIRD THINGS
@avay3737 Жыл бұрын
@@avay3737 don't worry we all cringe at old comments mate
@eloiselockett9001 Жыл бұрын
@@eloiselockett9001 fr tho 🤣
@ElvisDaly7 ай бұрын
@@avay3737remember
@atall16697 ай бұрын
"Ah my eye " "What's wrong?" "I can't get em off you ~"
@mianotfound499 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a fun joke to pull
@hiro_444 Жыл бұрын
That was smooth ngl
@chiakinanami740 Жыл бұрын
I have a date soon may i have your permission to use this please and thank you
@snurky3478 Жыл бұрын
@@snurky3478 If you already had your date, please tell me if you said it and how it went
@FennekinBraixen Жыл бұрын
@@FennekinBraixen she had to go on vacation with her parents so we have to wait till next week
@snurky3478 Жыл бұрын
*says in unison* You: "ow there's something in my eye!" Your crush: "What if money wasn't part of the equation" You:👁️👄👁️ Your crush:👁️👄👁️
@hihehe6280 Жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@schleichstablesofficial Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@eleven_1122 Жыл бұрын
bros stuck in 2020 💀💀💀
@meksterrr Жыл бұрын
Your*☕️
@lolpalpro Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: they wanted to see if you had a crush on them
@soldierzero6745 Жыл бұрын
“Bro why did you just kiss my sister?” “Okay, just imagine money doesn’t exist. How would it make this situation different?” “💀”
@nbayoungboy.16x- Жыл бұрын
It won’t. You will still be boiled
@Tractorpot Жыл бұрын
lmfao im fucking dying
@ot7_4everandever Жыл бұрын
imagine actually having the courage to say “we should watch it sometime” to your crush- LIKE-
@jules13672 Жыл бұрын
You're gonna think I'm lying but I actually did that. She told me it's on Netflix ;(
@crellercorps Жыл бұрын
@@crellercorps oof, she doesn't like you back Ah well, you tried. Better to try and fail than wonder.
@SpadesNeil10 ай бұрын
@@crellercorps or she cant go out with u maybe? Im a girl and my parents wouldnt allow me to go watch a movie with someone (especially a boy lol). Maybe watch it and start a conversation about things you liked (or didn’t like) and see where it goes!
@starrynights12095 ай бұрын
"I have stage 3 cancer" "What if money wasn't a part of the equation" "What?" "What?"
@decKyo Жыл бұрын
i mean that's valid if it's america
@readthisandcry4722 Жыл бұрын
@@readthisandcry4722 - 🤡🤡🤡🤡 clown
@almond_gacha9256 Жыл бұрын
No meth this time! Free chemo?
@somerandomguy3298 Жыл бұрын
-.-
@tduley1685 Жыл бұрын
"what's ur favorite movie?" "the one we watched yesterday" "never seen it before"
@bethdzvonick1903 Жыл бұрын
“We should watch it sometime “
@mrbored9768 Жыл бұрын
Dude its fucking 1:14 AND IM DYING
@thereptilefreek3363 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm fucking dead
@leo_carlini Жыл бұрын
Mmm big brain time
@bobbobowski9644 Жыл бұрын
Stoppppp💀
@PadmaKatla Жыл бұрын
“ow my eye“ **looks down** me: **smiles** i really like it when u look down at me ~ them: *what the actual-*
@hyacinthxx_ Жыл бұрын
Oop
@FrenchToaster2.010 ай бұрын
I love how her siblings are just chilling in the back.
@OutsideKingGamer Жыл бұрын
haha I didn't even notice until now lol
@youratwinklingstar5644 Жыл бұрын
Signs were getting older: You’ve seen Bella repost
@otherkaden3140 Жыл бұрын
True
@Legolas.Greenleaf Жыл бұрын
oh yeah i thought i recognised this
@enanan4 Жыл бұрын
yeah like wus going on
@kat-ws8yy Жыл бұрын
@@enanan4 same
@eddiemunson7317 Жыл бұрын
Now I wanna see Jayus and Mattie having a conversation in their next video using these hacks 💀
@GORGEOUS-BTSARMY Жыл бұрын
yes
@vai6945 Жыл бұрын
Omg yess
@lzzy33 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@cohen7801 Жыл бұрын
okey but they are already together so this video is for those that are trying to get together with someone or date someone
@FivePinkFingersAloneBlueEyes Жыл бұрын
Hhaaa yesss
@im_in_luv Жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta until they say "Oh, so you watched that video too huh?"
@drcborah Жыл бұрын
part 21 of me realizing that i always do all the "signs your crush likes you" things to ALL of my friends
@a.shopping_cart Жыл бұрын
"Whats your favorite movie?" "Despicable me 1" "ive never seen that movie before" "get out."
@Gokujah Жыл бұрын
Whats that
@arctrix765 Жыл бұрын
this is my fear
@diaistic Жыл бұрын
@@arctrix765 Bro
@Lucky_Hazel Жыл бұрын
Ikr! 😂😂😂
@zahraalhussein1912 Жыл бұрын
What if money wasn't part of the equation
@bellaaa.broooo26 Жыл бұрын
“My dad got arrested…” “What if money wasn’t part of the equation? 😃”
@Mystery9870 Жыл бұрын
This chick is racist
@fuqmackle305 Жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry... wha-?"
@jessiepotifala Жыл бұрын
@@jessiepotifala wha-?
@dOooM1-_- Жыл бұрын
Yeah then he'd not be arrested.... cuz he got jailed for robbery 😃
@sasukeuchiha1320 Жыл бұрын
Bail him out for free
@Just_Jonah Жыл бұрын
Me:”oww I think there’s something in my eye, can u help me out” My crush: puts her hands on my cheeks and pulls my face down to blow on my eye Me:uhh.. thanks 🙂
@Mathu1337 Жыл бұрын
Bros got ban as his profile pic...RESPECT MAN....RESPECT...
@dillon6666 Жыл бұрын
“ur breath stinks”
@chrissmith59615 ай бұрын
The awkward "oh yeah, YOU should watch it sometime " at the end got me good😂😂😂😭😭🥺
@endjalaeliazer1076 Жыл бұрын
" what's your favorite movie" " The lion king" " Oh I haven't watched that" *Crush exits chat*
@ameena57 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Clifton16 Жыл бұрын
What
@Kindacuties Жыл бұрын
I actually didn't watch it xDD
@jaserix9916 Жыл бұрын
@@jaserix9916 ahaham what?
@pinkyurbano1836 Жыл бұрын
@@pinkyurbano1836 ja xD
@jaserix9916 Жыл бұрын
Me who can’t even leave the house and same with my crush: 👁️👄👁️ I don’t think this will work-
@scotism Жыл бұрын
Ok what you do is text them at 2 am and don’t bother saying hello or anything You: there’s something in my eye Them: omg this is not at all weird that your texting me at 2 am, how can I help you my dearest hope and desire?? You: heh I like when you look up/down at me Them: Oh I love you @Lunamoon91507! Let’s get married!! Yeah it will go exactly like that trust me
@spider0wl836 Жыл бұрын
“Next time ur talking to your crush” Nah bro, my crush doesn’t know I exist💀
@Pineapple_Kween Жыл бұрын
"You should watch it sometime" -The kid who likes you but isn't allowed to have people over or to go to people's houses
@elmoismybf Жыл бұрын
The online friend:
@tzerou411 Жыл бұрын
I'm that kid.
@chuuyaism1653 Жыл бұрын
@@chuuyaism1653 same :( i could never properly maintain friendships
@DavidNikkiZane Жыл бұрын
I hate going on movie dates. It’s so awkward.
@babyhippo4121 Жыл бұрын
Yeeeessssssss
@e.l.lifestyles Жыл бұрын
“When your too nervous to actually talk to your crush lol 😂”
@XAnnieXo420 Жыл бұрын
Take a paper and crush it in front of them and put it in ur chest pocket near the heart lol
@Elizabeth-jk4yj Жыл бұрын
Mer
@turtlegod7333 Жыл бұрын
when your crush is a teacher😂
@helenemock5566 Жыл бұрын
@@helenemock5566 what the duck
@loll2534 Жыл бұрын
@@loll2534 why? He was a student teacher at my school so he is pretty young and first: I can’t help how I feel, second: There was nothing going on between us so it’s not like it matters anyway
@helenemock5566 Жыл бұрын
The fact is my crush IS short so she will be looking at me like 👀
@Midoriya_Izuku838 Жыл бұрын
“what’s ur sign, but money isn’t apart of the equation……“
@soap5598 Жыл бұрын
"How's your day" "Bad" "..." "What if money wasn't a part of the equation?" Edit: A JOKE. IT'S A JOKE.
@ElyseKessler Жыл бұрын
Still bad
@sarahbarakat8094 Жыл бұрын
Well then, it's crappy bc I wanna buy some Chinese food
@HoRRorFAnatic086 Жыл бұрын
@@HoRRorFAnatic086 so in a situation like that, you just go and say, yea... wanna go get some chinese food? hmmm could work I guess
@jaermoo Жыл бұрын
Wait, when you hear ur crush say that their day was bad, u think the conversation is boring? I don’t think using that excuse will fix anything. It’s you
@bndsclout Жыл бұрын
Woah I’m sorry idk why I acted rlly serious oop
@bndsclout Жыл бұрын
Someone: “I really like you looking down at me” Me: bitch Wtf-
@aurora0505 Жыл бұрын
it would make sense if they were a bottom lol
@calthecat6527 Жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment yet-
@Bee10058 Жыл бұрын
💀
@belindahightower7128 Жыл бұрын
@@calthecat6527 not all bottoms like that
@saturn3249 Жыл бұрын
@@saturn3249 yeah it was just a joke
@calthecat6527 Жыл бұрын
Aaaaand this is how I realised I've been flirting with literally everyone I've met for my entire adult life.
@heycarolcrazy Жыл бұрын
Okay but that last one works if you crush isn’t your friend. I have experience.
@rishisaini6680 Жыл бұрын
This is all great advice!! Now if only I had the confidence to do it-
@theoldcardiganunderyourbed Жыл бұрын
Fr
@timgoong2826 Жыл бұрын
lol fr
@troplittowek Жыл бұрын
same 😬
@jr_0620 Жыл бұрын
Just go up and be like “I like you” and walk away. Don’t stick around for the initial reaction, wait for them to get over it and then they’ll talk to you
@mahdude4275 Жыл бұрын
@@mahdude4275 yeah and I also bet you don't think people judge you and think you are a shoplifter when you have been is a store for just a bit too long
@kingshiitake Жыл бұрын
Me: Oh I have something in my eye, can you help me out. Crush: Yeah sure. Me: I like looking down on you. Crush : 😐 Me: 😐
@namiman8158 Жыл бұрын
😐
@lalabhala9659 Жыл бұрын
😐
@imbored6135 Жыл бұрын
😐
@maddiemfloress Жыл бұрын
😐
@izakjacob1763 Жыл бұрын
😑
@tomdewarr Жыл бұрын
Me watching these crush videos purely for I can create relationships for my ocs 👀
@catpersonmeow5256 Жыл бұрын
"I just like looking down at you-" *VIOLENT UPPERCUT*
@D1SC1PULUS Жыл бұрын
Imagine saying "I just really like looking down on you" with this expression: 😃
@uselessSam Жыл бұрын
Just rephrase: "I really like you looking up at me" that doesn't sound much better but I mean, if you wanna use it. It's there.
@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 Жыл бұрын
“I just really like how the light hits your eyes when you look up at me like that”
@Shadow-of3yk Жыл бұрын
@@Shadow-of3yk “I like how you look at me concerned😉”
@fireandicegaming5674 Жыл бұрын
@@fireandicegaming5674 “I love the fear in your eyes when the door locks click” jk lol Ps: also I mean a car like “you aint going anywhere Brandon!!” Meme
@Shadow-of3yk Жыл бұрын
"Next time you're talking to your crush" Bold of you to assume I talk to him
@MayaMuffin Жыл бұрын
@@user-nn2du3jj4w well, I do talk to him its just difficult to as the very introverted person I am. Also It was a joke
@MayaMuffin Жыл бұрын
“Cool I have never seen it before” “Okay” 😭😭😢
@purplefishy9910 Жыл бұрын
That “shit in your eye” tactic sounds awesome lol
@ShootNowAskLater01 Жыл бұрын
“There’s nothing in your eye” *smile* “What the hell” “I really like you looking up at me” “Bro your weird”💀
@Minsungix Жыл бұрын
😂💀💀
@idrxpybu Жыл бұрын
Imagine "I watch onlyjayus"
@raavisengar Жыл бұрын
"Ik but only for you " could be the best or worst reply 😭👌
@sanikagovekar6316 Жыл бұрын
@@sanikagovekar6316 literally 💀
@Minsungix Жыл бұрын
@@raavisengar they do watch bella 😳😭
@Klutz_Krafts Жыл бұрын
For the movie, I feel like that wouldn't work on a socially awkward person, I know for a fact it wouldn't have worked on the guy I'm dating now 😂😂
@KylieValley Жыл бұрын
Well... I... At least it's not just me who doesn't get this kind of thing.
@jamesh684 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’m a shy person and my crush is TEN TIMES MORE SHY THAN ME. So sometimes the advice doesn’t work.
@night_of_stars Жыл бұрын
It definitely wouldn’t work. Even if I’m super crazy about a girl I’ll never say “we”
@CyberS0UL Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm a 100% film nerd, if the movie is in the cinemas, it could work like this, but my favourite film is Joker, which isn't in the theatres. And hell no, I'm not inviting anyone to my house, where is my 2 younger brothers and my parents. That would be so weird
@rockershark1781 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if I say “we should watch it sometime” instead of “you should watch it sometime” they would think I’m weird
@NoO-jy6dk Жыл бұрын
"Hey what’s your favourite movie?" "Oh it’s the lion ki-" "Oh I haven’t seen it we should watch it sometime" "…. you’re literally wearing a lion king musical hoodie-"
@veronica_sawyer_1989 Жыл бұрын
"I just really like you looking up at me.~" I'm gonna go melt at that idea now, thanks.
@Andrewguy-fy1rx Жыл бұрын
“My dad left me at 12” “Ok BuT wHaT iF mOnEy WaSn’t PaRt Of ThE eQuAtiOn”
@mrzodiac2174 Жыл бұрын
Your dad? Are you serious? 😔 😢 😭
@tduley1685 Жыл бұрын
You would still be fatherless
@Tractorpot Жыл бұрын
Me: “What’s your favorite movie?” Crush: “ Shrek we watched it yesterday.” Me: “ Oh I haven’t seen it.” Crush : Visible confusion
@kookiekatz2175 Жыл бұрын
Omg exactly especially since I have memes and pictures of Shrek and donkey and gingerbread, etc
@toohotforyall1693 Жыл бұрын
The last one always throws me for a loop because I'm just really friendly and love hanging out with people but I don't.mesn to lead anyone on :(((
@stuckbiscuit3796 Жыл бұрын
When you just ask your crush when their birthday is randomly on the last day of school knowing it's over the summer so you can text them happy birthday......
@melea6769 Жыл бұрын
"Whats your favorite movie" "I dont have one" "Never seen it"
@sillyguy70 Жыл бұрын
Literally my crush me what's ur fav movie I don't know me o -_-
@thunderstromxx Жыл бұрын
Me: "what would you do if money wasn’t part of the equation?" My crush: "probably marry your brother" Me: *sobs silently*
@bojsatrx Жыл бұрын
Brooo 🥲
@carolalbina7353 Жыл бұрын
OOF
@hiro_444 Жыл бұрын
DAMN💀💀💀
@derrickbrown1634 Жыл бұрын
What if you ask your crush what their favorite movie is, and their answer is, "I don't have any" or "I don't watch movies"? What do I do then? I have tried that before, and... that really put me in a spot there.
@Camogirl4234 Жыл бұрын
You say “ Since you don’t have a favorite movie we should watch *insert your favorite movie here* together”
@mrnotalent4199 ай бұрын
@@mrnotalent419 Awesome! 👍👍 Thank You!!
@Camogirl42349 ай бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about the life sized Pennywise at the beginning-?
@zoorie_drawz Жыл бұрын
Lol… NOPE!
@Idkdoesitmatta Жыл бұрын
"ah my eye hurts" "Oh let me see what's wrong" *Starts smiling nervously* "What?" "I-I- Ju-st butteryf-f-f-ly you look-ing at me" Shit
@Kira-hs6vf Жыл бұрын
LOL
@angelgello3768 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@RenderBenderProductions Жыл бұрын
I read you're looking at my butterflies shit 😭🤣
@scale3441 Жыл бұрын
The thing where you have something stuck in your eye sounds like it’s from a kdrama 👀
@sundhyaravindran2573 Жыл бұрын
STRAIGHT FACTS-
@gracee3908 Жыл бұрын
That's probably why it's so direct, which most people simply wouldn't do
@seadrown6252 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like a douche move to me, idk if I should do it
@aaronsteventon705 Жыл бұрын
if money wasn't part of the equation, bro I'm broke
@egg4552 Жыл бұрын
“If you say it smoother, they’ll get butterflies” *starts running at the mirror*
@yurap7923 Жыл бұрын
“One second I need to use the bathroom” Me:”what if money wasn’t apart of the equation?”
@Skippers_Username Жыл бұрын
"I'd still use the bathroom"
@sasukeuchiha1320 Жыл бұрын
POV your crush has strict parents 😭😭😭 the last one doesn’t work
@itemily003 Жыл бұрын
"Toy story" "Ive never seen it-" **blocked**
@kazuhaslips Жыл бұрын
"What's your favourite movie?" "Star Wars." "Oh, is it any good? I've never seen it." "............you fucking WHAT!?"
@felynecomrade Жыл бұрын
Never hang with them... Kill them, kill them now.
@FinnishEmpire Жыл бұрын
Messed up xd
@FinnishEmpire Жыл бұрын
My friends had the exact same reaction when I told them I didn't watch it
@0_Matthiasss_0 Жыл бұрын
I haven't watch it
@darcygrande8804 Жыл бұрын
This actually happened to me and it backfired because I really haven't seen it (actually I watched only the first movie and I didn't like it), and the crush was a huge star wars fan, so when he found out I don't like it and don't want to watch it, it was a deal breaker for him... Since then I got really scared from rejection because of my taste in music, movies, hobbies etc 😂
@tasicsara5 Жыл бұрын
Mattie in the background just chillin
@teaganbagley4398 Жыл бұрын
Everyone else: *talking about the advice* My Brain: Why does the video start on somebody dressed in a Pennywise costume-
My girl just explained every typical saas bahu serial love story in 10 seconds
@Dankivity Жыл бұрын
For the second one, he would just laugh at me and leave 😭😭
@i_ate_the_context4 ай бұрын
If someone try those on me, I’m gonna be like - - “onlyjayus?”
@agrajawijayawardane1063 Жыл бұрын
If somebody asked me what I would do if money wasn’t in the equation. I’d say “What I ain’t in the money… I’m for that cake 🎂”😛😛😛😛
@jadenmalone4456 Жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till their crush says ew
@claudzy Жыл бұрын
We gonna talk about the IT costume in the first half a second of this
@bw4158 Жыл бұрын
"Whats your favorite movie?" "Shrek" "OH I HAVNT SEEN IT"
@dumbnga Жыл бұрын
War crimes
@fungle. Жыл бұрын
Me who actually hasn’t seen it: 👁👄👁
@Hi-rw8vr Жыл бұрын
@@Hi-rw8vr same
@justadog8865 Жыл бұрын
"oh there there is something stuck in my eye" "You have crush on me?"
@michaplucinski142 Жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: There’s *actually* something in your eye. 💀
@bfdifanboi2763Ай бұрын
I like how Carter’s Penny wise is just chillin in the corner
@Harper.the.cool. Жыл бұрын
The end part broke hearts
@sakuraharuno6633 Жыл бұрын
what actually happens: “i never watched it” “you living under a rock?”
@coffeebean4939 Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend saw this on instagram and asked me the money question, then I watched this.
@Riley_Sanford Жыл бұрын
It’s bold of them to assume I’m that close with my crush
@norabaldwin9675 Жыл бұрын
Okay but how to get em to like me is the million dollar question.
@manasmittal3312 Жыл бұрын
"next time you are talking to your crush-" " what? what crush? where?"
@_.starrs. Жыл бұрын
Me: ".... so, what would you do if money wasn't a part of the equation?" My crush: "this is like the 9th time you asked me the same question-"
@_0n_432 Жыл бұрын
The only issue is my crush has started dating somebody else…
@themrchrister08 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never done this I just annoy people but try annoying them
@purpleguylover1 Жыл бұрын
“Just say “I really like you looking up or down at me” “ Me who’s crush is the same hight: 👁👄👁
@Islalaaa Жыл бұрын
"I like you looking up or down at me" The perfect pickup line
@Ethan.YT. Жыл бұрын
This was so helpful especially the last one
@PuppyComet Жыл бұрын
bro not me asking (whats your favourite movie) to see my enimes reaction then them saying "we should watch it some time"
@naywinn935410 ай бұрын
"My favourite movie is toy story! Whats your second favorite movie? Toy store 2. FU
@calinmarculescu1355 Жыл бұрын
“What’s your sign?” “Stop.”
@KDCrane_ Жыл бұрын
"You gat me at Hello than you open up your mouth"
@mariamalsyd4012 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the problem is that we don’t have an equation to remove
@spaze8 Жыл бұрын
The end noise they made tho- I’m deadddd
@birdiiii Жыл бұрын
I have watched this millions of times and just realized what’s on the beginning😭
@spongebob430 Жыл бұрын
Penywise
@Chase-hs9kf Жыл бұрын
For the last one, imagine having a crush on that person, but you just watched that movie many times that you just don't wanna watch it again so you tell them ,,oo you should watch it sometime" and the whole ChEmIsTrY is gone
@ReBecca-so7dk Жыл бұрын
Hey onlyjaylus I would just like to say you have helped me through some hard times like going through my parents divorcing and I asked my crush out the other day after using you psychology ticks and she said yes❤❤😊😊😊 thank you so much for everything you do and I hope you keep doing well
@Roadtounrealsquad Жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t even tell me to watch it, he would just be mad that I haven’t seen it 💀
@i_ate_the_context4 ай бұрын
Did you film this is Carter Mattie and Liv's apartment? I recognize the IT thing or maybe it's just a random clown animatronic but ya lol
@BreannaRaven. Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think so because in the beginning in the back I think I see Mattie
@miritamaku7763 Жыл бұрын
Yay I'm not the only one who noticed
@I_love_jesus_1211 Жыл бұрын
Well- Jayus is Matties girlfriend so it is a possibility (Mattie and Jayus have stated Jayus is the girlfriend and Mattie is the Boyfriend even though it's a "lesbian" relationship)
@SpAc3B3e Жыл бұрын
I feel like I would tell my crush to watch It sometime 😭
@mr.4o513 Жыл бұрын
I always say “you should watch it sometime.” because of social anxiety.
@Calebweasley Жыл бұрын
"my favorite movie is Lion King" " Oh I've never seen it, what's it about"? My crush: 🤦
@cool_beanos Жыл бұрын
I actually never saw lion king-..
@unihorn458 Жыл бұрын
@@unihorn458 you need therapy man
@ayushrawal7436 Жыл бұрын
@@unihorn458 neither have I
@looshea2870 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who hasn't watched Moana,Aladin & Lion King
@cat-jz7sj Жыл бұрын
@@cat-jz7sj few people didn't watch those
@svis6888 Жыл бұрын
Me, a Potterfan: "What's your favourite movie ?" They: "Harry Potter" Me: "...oh... (*internal pain*) ...I hAveN't SeEn tHosE..."
"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!" "What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
HELP OMG
WHY
HAHAHAHAHAHAYHAGSGHHA 💀💀🙏😭
I can tell why this got awkward
I’m crying 😭
"My dog died :(" Me: "What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
Let’s say hypothetically that if your dog didn’t die and it had no monetary gain would you go out with me?
@@EvanJGMegson i lost 420+ braincells reading that
@@NotShyRehab 69+
If money wasn’t a part of the equation I would clone the dog to be alive
Your Nazi died.
First step : *“talking to your crush without struggling.”*
Real.
Aka dont be marinnette (iykyk)
@@maggie.taylors.version "A-aa-Adrieeen"
@@TheTributer42409 exactly 😭
or dont insult their boxers : D
"Aw shit I got something stuck in my eye" "What if money wasnt part of the equation?"
Now when did that get there
you know ur a an OG when you realize you've heard the last advice before
I heard All the tips. But still a great video :)
She posted it yesterday
I have heard also the 2nd one (from Onlyjayus's channel)
Or the first one. That is an old but good one.
SAME
“Uh, so what would you do if money was a part of the equation?” “You watched that video too,huh?”
literally him to me, he asked me that question and i was like- “ur on shorts to? mmk”
🤣
🤣😂
"so you have a crush on me?"
@@Lualopezmurillo AYOOOOOO
"What's your favorite movie?" "I don't really have one" "Oh I've never seen it"
HELPP BRO THIS COMMENT SECTION IM DYING I CANT LAUGH LOUD MY PARENTS R ASLEEP 😭
@@ot7_4everandeverSAME I AM SITTING NEXT TO MY GRANDMA AND I AM CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER QND SHE'S JUST TELLING ME TO SHUT UP CUS PPL ARE SLEEPING 😭😭😭
“I really like it when you look up/down at me” *”What the fu-“*
💀👍
@@cheekguardian1378 stop😭 this was 7 months ago I COMMENTED REALLY FUCKINH WEIRD THINGS
@@avay3737 don't worry we all cringe at old comments mate
@@eloiselockett9001 fr tho 🤣
@@avay3737remember
"Ah my eye " "What's wrong?" "I can't get em off you ~"
This sounds like a fun joke to pull
That was smooth ngl
I have a date soon may i have your permission to use this please and thank you
@@snurky3478 If you already had your date, please tell me if you said it and how it went
@@FennekinBraixen she had to go on vacation with her parents so we have to wait till next week
*says in unison* You: "ow there's something in my eye!" Your crush: "What if money wasn't part of the equation" You:👁️👄👁️ Your crush:👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁
🤣🤣🤣
bros stuck in 2020 💀💀💀
Your*☕️
Plot twist: they wanted to see if you had a crush on them
“Bro why did you just kiss my sister?” “Okay, just imagine money doesn’t exist. How would it make this situation different?” “💀”
It won’t. You will still be boiled
lmfao im fucking dying
imagine actually having the courage to say “we should watch it sometime” to your crush- LIKE-
You're gonna think I'm lying but I actually did that. She told me it's on Netflix ;(
@@crellercorps oof, she doesn't like you back Ah well, you tried. Better to try and fail than wonder.
@@crellercorps or she cant go out with u maybe? Im a girl and my parents wouldnt allow me to go watch a movie with someone (especially a boy lol). Maybe watch it and start a conversation about things you liked (or didn’t like) and see where it goes!
"I have stage 3 cancer" "What if money wasn't a part of the equation" "What?" "What?"
i mean that's valid if it's america
@@readthisandcry4722 - 🤡🤡🤡🤡 clown
No meth this time! Free chemo?
-.-
"what's ur favorite movie?" "the one we watched yesterday" "never seen it before"
“We should watch it sometime “
Dude its fucking 1:14 AND IM DYING
Bruh I'm fucking dead
Mmm big brain time
Stoppppp💀
“ow my eye“ **looks down** me: **smiles** i really like it when u look down at me ~ them: *what the actual-*
Oop
I love how her siblings are just chilling in the back.
haha I didn't even notice until now lol
Signs were getting older: You’ve seen Bella repost
True
oh yeah i thought i recognised this
yeah like wus going on
@@enanan4 same
Now I wanna see Jayus and Mattie having a conversation in their next video using these hacks 💀
yes
Omg yess
Yes
okey but they are already together so this video is for those that are trying to get together with someone or date someone
Hhaaa yesss
Everyone gangsta until they say "Oh, so you watched that video too huh?"
part 21 of me realizing that i always do all the "signs your crush likes you" things to ALL of my friends
"Whats your favorite movie?" "Despicable me 1" "ive never seen that movie before" "get out."
Whats that
this is my fear
@@arctrix765 Bro
Ikr! 😂😂😂
What if money wasn't part of the equation
“My dad got arrested…” “What if money wasn’t part of the equation? 😃”
This chick is racist
"I'm sorry... wha-?"
@@jessiepotifala wha-?
Yeah then he'd not be arrested.... cuz he got jailed for robbery 😃
Bail him out for free
Me:”oww I think there’s something in my eye, can u help me out” My crush: puts her hands on my cheeks and pulls my face down to blow on my eye Me:uhh.. thanks 🙂
Bros got ban as his profile pic...RESPECT MAN....RESPECT...
“ur breath stinks”
The awkward "oh yeah, YOU should watch it sometime " at the end got me good😂😂😂😭😭🥺
" what's your favorite movie" " The lion king" " Oh I haven't watched that" *Crush exits chat*
Lol
What
I actually didn't watch it xDD
@@jaserix9916 ahaham what?
@@pinkyurbano1836 ja xD
Me who can’t even leave the house and same with my crush: 👁️👄👁️ I don’t think this will work-
Ok what you do is text them at 2 am and don’t bother saying hello or anything You: there’s something in my eye Them: omg this is not at all weird that your texting me at 2 am, how can I help you my dearest hope and desire?? You: heh I like when you look up/down at me Them: Oh I love you @Lunamoon91507! Let’s get married!! Yeah it will go exactly like that trust me
“Next time ur talking to your crush” Nah bro, my crush doesn’t know I exist💀
"You should watch it sometime" -The kid who likes you but isn't allowed to have people over or to go to people's houses
The online friend:
I'm that kid.
@@chuuyaism1653 same :( i could never properly maintain friendships
I hate going on movie dates. It’s so awkward.
Yeeeessssssss
“When your too nervous to actually talk to your crush lol 😂”
Take a paper and crush it in front of them and put it in ur chest pocket near the heart lol
Mer
when your crush is a teacher😂
@@helenemock5566 what the duck
@@loll2534 why? He was a student teacher at my school so he is pretty young and first: I can’t help how I feel, second: There was nothing going on between us so it’s not like it matters anyway
The fact is my crush IS short so she will be looking at me like 👀
“what’s ur sign, but money isn’t apart of the equation……“
"How's your day" "Bad" "..." "What if money wasn't a part of the equation?" Edit: A JOKE. IT'S A JOKE.
Still bad
Well then, it's crappy bc I wanna buy some Chinese food
@@HoRRorFAnatic086 so in a situation like that, you just go and say, yea... wanna go get some chinese food? hmmm could work I guess
Wait, when you hear ur crush say that their day was bad, u think the conversation is boring? I don’t think using that excuse will fix anything. It’s you
Woah I’m sorry idk why I acted rlly serious oop
Someone: “I really like you looking down at me” Me: bitch Wtf-
it would make sense if they were a bottom lol
Most underrated comment yet-
💀
@@calthecat6527 not all bottoms like that
@@saturn3249 yeah it was just a joke
Aaaaand this is how I realised I've been flirting with literally everyone I've met for my entire adult life.
Okay but that last one works if you crush isn’t your friend. I have experience.
This is all great advice!! Now if only I had the confidence to do it-
Fr
lol fr
same 😬
Just go up and be like “I like you” and walk away. Don’t stick around for the initial reaction, wait for them to get over it and then they’ll talk to you
@@mahdude4275 yeah and I also bet you don't think people judge you and think you are a shoplifter when you have been is a store for just a bit too long
Me: Oh I have something in my eye, can you help me out. Crush: Yeah sure. Me: I like looking down on you. Crush : 😐 Me: 😐
😐
😐
😐
😐
😑
Me watching these crush videos purely for I can create relationships for my ocs 👀
"I just like looking down at you-" *VIOLENT UPPERCUT*
Imagine saying "I just really like looking down on you" with this expression: 😃
Just rephrase: "I really like you looking up at me" that doesn't sound much better but I mean, if you wanna use it. It's there.
“I just really like how the light hits your eyes when you look up at me like that”
@@Shadow-of3yk “I like how you look at me concerned😉”
@@fireandicegaming5674 “I love the fear in your eyes when the door locks click” jk lol Ps: also I mean a car like “you aint going anywhere Brandon!!” Meme
"Next time you're talking to your crush" Bold of you to assume I talk to him
@@user-nn2du3jj4w well, I do talk to him its just difficult to as the very introverted person I am. Also It was a joke
“Cool I have never seen it before” “Okay” 😭😭😢
That “shit in your eye” tactic sounds awesome lol
“There’s nothing in your eye” *smile* “What the hell” “I really like you looking up at me” “Bro your weird”💀
😂💀💀
Imagine "I watch onlyjayus"
"Ik but only for you " could be the best or worst reply 😭👌
@@sanikagovekar6316 literally 💀
@@raavisengar they do watch bella 😳😭
For the movie, I feel like that wouldn't work on a socially awkward person, I know for a fact it wouldn't have worked on the guy I'm dating now 😂😂
Well... I... At least it's not just me who doesn't get this kind of thing.
Yeah, I’m a shy person and my crush is TEN TIMES MORE SHY THAN ME. So sometimes the advice doesn’t work.
It definitely wouldn’t work. Even if I’m super crazy about a girl I’ll never say “we”
Yeah, I'm a 100% film nerd, if the movie is in the cinemas, it could work like this, but my favourite film is Joker, which isn't in the theatres. And hell no, I'm not inviting anyone to my house, where is my 2 younger brothers and my parents. That would be so weird
I feel like if I say “we should watch it sometime” instead of “you should watch it sometime” they would think I’m weird
"Hey what’s your favourite movie?" "Oh it’s the lion ki-" "Oh I haven’t seen it we should watch it sometime" "…. you’re literally wearing a lion king musical hoodie-"
"I just really like you looking up at me.~" I'm gonna go melt at that idea now, thanks.
“My dad left me at 12” “Ok BuT wHaT iF mOnEy WaSn’t PaRt Of ThE eQuAtiOn”
Your dad? Are you serious? 😔 😢 😭
You would still be fatherless
Me: “What’s your favorite movie?” Crush: “ Shrek we watched it yesterday.” Me: “ Oh I haven’t seen it.” Crush : Visible confusion
Omg exactly especially since I have memes and pictures of Shrek and donkey and gingerbread, etc
The last one always throws me for a loop because I'm just really friendly and love hanging out with people but I don't.mesn to lead anyone on :(((
When you just ask your crush when their birthday is randomly on the last day of school knowing it's over the summer so you can text them happy birthday......
"Whats your favorite movie" "I dont have one" "Never seen it"
Literally my crush me what's ur fav movie I don't know me o -_-
Me: "what would you do if money wasn’t part of the equation?" My crush: "probably marry your brother" Me: *sobs silently*
Brooo 🥲
OOF
DAMN💀💀💀
What if you ask your crush what their favorite movie is, and their answer is, "I don't have any" or "I don't watch movies"? What do I do then? I have tried that before, and... that really put me in a spot there.
You say “ Since you don’t have a favorite movie we should watch *insert your favorite movie here* together”
@@mrnotalent419 Awesome! 👍👍 Thank You!!
Are we not gonna talk about the life sized Pennywise at the beginning-?
Lol… NOPE!
"ah my eye hurts" "Oh let me see what's wrong" *Starts smiling nervously* "What?" "I-I- Ju-st butteryf-f-f-ly you look-ing at me" Shit
LOL
Lol
I read you're looking at my butterflies shit 😭🤣
The thing where you have something stuck in your eye sounds like it’s from a kdrama 👀
STRAIGHT FACTS-
That's probably why it's so direct, which most people simply wouldn't do
It sounds like a douche move to me, idk if I should do it
if money wasn't part of the equation, bro I'm broke
“If you say it smoother, they’ll get butterflies” *starts running at the mirror*
“One second I need to use the bathroom” Me:”what if money wasn’t apart of the equation?”
"I'd still use the bathroom"
POV your crush has strict parents 😭😭😭 the last one doesn’t work
"Toy story" "Ive never seen it-" **blocked**
"What's your favourite movie?" "Star Wars." "Oh, is it any good? I've never seen it." "............you fucking WHAT!?"
Never hang with them... Kill them, kill them now.
Messed up xd
My friends had the exact same reaction when I told them I didn't watch it
I haven't watch it
This actually happened to me and it backfired because I really haven't seen it (actually I watched only the first movie and I didn't like it), and the crush was a huge star wars fan, so when he found out I don't like it and don't want to watch it, it was a deal breaker for him... Since then I got really scared from rejection because of my taste in music, movies, hobbies etc 😂
Mattie in the background just chillin
Everyone else: *talking about the advice* My Brain: Why does the video start on somebody dressed in a Pennywise costume-
That’s just Carter’s statue I think
I was thinking the same thing 🤣
My thoughts exactly
Dude, i was about to comment that!
Yea
“so what’s your favorite movie” “finding nemo” “oh cool i’ve…never watched it”
I've actually never watched it
@@ahhhhhh387 …
@@ahhhhhh387 we should watch it sometime 😉
That was smooth by the way @Me
@@halamadridynadamas14 I agree 😏
My girl just explained every typical saas bahu serial love story in 10 seconds
For the second one, he would just laugh at me and leave 😭😭
If someone try those on me, I’m gonna be like - - “onlyjayus?”
If somebody asked me what I would do if money wasn’t in the equation. I’d say “What I ain’t in the money… I’m for that cake 🎂”😛😛😛😛
Everyone gangsta till their crush says ew
We gonna talk about the IT costume in the first half a second of this
"Whats your favorite movie?" "Shrek" "OH I HAVNT SEEN IT"
War crimes
Me who actually hasn’t seen it: 👁👄👁
@@Hi-rw8vr same
"oh there there is something stuck in my eye" "You have crush on me?"
Plot Twist: There’s *actually* something in your eye. 💀
I like how Carter’s Penny wise is just chillin in the corner
The end part broke hearts
what actually happens: “i never watched it” “you living under a rock?”
My girlfriend saw this on instagram and asked me the money question, then I watched this.
It’s bold of them to assume I’m that close with my crush
Okay but how to get em to like me is the million dollar question.
"next time you are talking to your crush-" " what? what crush? where?"
Me: ".... so, what would you do if money wasn't a part of the equation?" My crush: "this is like the 9th time you asked me the same question-"
The only issue is my crush has started dating somebody else…
I’ve never done this I just annoy people but try annoying them
“Just say “I really like you looking up or down at me” “ Me who’s crush is the same hight: 👁👄👁
"I like you looking up or down at me" The perfect pickup line
This was so helpful especially the last one
bro not me asking (whats your favourite movie) to see my enimes reaction then them saying "we should watch it some time"
"My favourite movie is toy story! Whats your second favorite movie? Toy store 2. FU
“What’s your sign?” “Stop.”
"You gat me at Hello than you open up your mouth"
Yeah the problem is that we don’t have an equation to remove
The end noise they made tho- I’m deadddd
I have watched this millions of times and just realized what’s on the beginning😭
Penywise
For the last one, imagine having a crush on that person, but you just watched that movie many times that you just don't wanna watch it again so you tell them ,,oo you should watch it sometime" and the whole ChEmIsTrY is gone
Hey onlyjaylus I would just like to say you have helped me through some hard times like going through my parents divorcing and I asked my crush out the other day after using you psychology ticks and she said yes❤❤😊😊😊 thank you so much for everything you do and I hope you keep doing well
He wouldn’t even tell me to watch it, he would just be mad that I haven’t seen it 💀
Did you film this is Carter Mattie and Liv's apartment? I recognize the IT thing or maybe it's just a random clown animatronic but ya lol
Yeah I think so because in the beginning in the back I think I see Mattie
Yay I'm not the only one who noticed
Well- Jayus is Matties girlfriend so it is a possibility (Mattie and Jayus have stated Jayus is the girlfriend and Mattie is the Boyfriend even though it's a "lesbian" relationship)
I feel like I would tell my crush to watch It sometime 😭
I always say “you should watch it sometime.” because of social anxiety.
"my favorite movie is Lion King" " Oh I've never seen it, what's it about"? My crush: 🤦
I actually never saw lion king-..
@@unihorn458 you need therapy man
@@unihorn458 neither have I
Am I the only one who hasn't watched Moana,Aladin & Lion King
@@cat-jz7sj few people didn't watch those
Me, a Potterfan: "What's your favourite movie ?" They: "Harry Potter" Me: "...oh... (*internal pain*) ...I hAveN't SeEn tHosE..."
A true Harry Potter would leave that girl