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Giving Away My Beard For Charity!

Vsauce
2021 ж. 11 Қаз.
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THE EVENT IS NOW OVER. THANK YOU FOR DONATING! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY 15 NOVEMBER!
www.curiositybox.com/pages/vs...
100% of the profits go to the Alzheimer's Association!
The cube comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by me :)

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  • It's all fun and games until someone takes the DNA from the beard hairs and grows a Michael clone

    @Taikamuna@Taikamuna2 жыл бұрын

    • Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

      @robee984@robee9842 жыл бұрын

    • Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

      @klad2860@klad28602 жыл бұрын

    • Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

      @hm-zu6hy@hm-zu6hy2 жыл бұрын

    • Why are you lazy now .. start upload videos

      @stratford1@stratford12 жыл бұрын

    • Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

      @mauriciob.6066@mauriciob.60662 жыл бұрын

  • "But what is a beard, and does it have a consciousness?"

    @Danymok@Danymok2 жыл бұрын

    • 🤔🤔🤔 Confused mew mew

      @Jasmarkelina@Jasmarkelina2 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @kittenritty7959@kittenritty79592 жыл бұрын

    • Music plays

      @jordanranstead3016@jordanranstead30162 жыл бұрын

    • And if so, how much braincells does it have

      @reaper_guardian_8214@reaper_guardian_82142 жыл бұрын

    • Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzhead.info/sun/ktOIYLVpg2KQd68/bejne.html

      @panchor@panchor2 жыл бұрын

  • How can we trust the person who took illegal selfie in Whitehouse for he would not replace his beards with his pubes.

    @ragasmaguy@ragasmaguy Жыл бұрын

    • Damn! This comment is so underrated. So imaginatively true.

      @camofpv@camofpv Жыл бұрын

    • But why would he?

      @ganaraj5016@ganaraj5016 Жыл бұрын

    • If Michel VSauce Stevens says they’re genuine trimmings of his beard then I trust him.

      @neondennon@neondennon Жыл бұрын

    • @@neondennon Or do you?🤨

      @ragasmaguy@ragasmaguy Жыл бұрын

    • @@ganaraj5016 As a plot twist, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

      @MrSpiderMan123@MrSpiderMan123 Жыл бұрын

  • There may never be another Vsauce Beard Cube, but keep your eyes peeled next time for the Vsauce Pube Cube.

    @riflemanm16a2@riflemanm16a2 Жыл бұрын

    • Oh no…

      @Victoria_Huot@Victoria_Huot Жыл бұрын

    • @@Victoria_Huot oh yes. In fact; AWWW YEAHHH!

      @mistaowickkuh6249@mistaowickkuh6249 Жыл бұрын

    • That's all I could think because... How can you tell the difference? He totally could've claimed beard when it's actually pubes, we don't know.

      @moniquesalazar1708@moniquesalazar1708 Жыл бұрын

    • Hell it could be someone else's pubes... Or a bunch of people's 😐 Agreeing it's his beard involves trust.

      @moniquesalazar1708@moniquesalazar1708 Жыл бұрын

    • @@moniquesalazar1708 OH HELL NO

      @-thanawat-8296@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын

  • "hey what's that on your shelf?" "oh that's just Michaels beard hair"

    @swallowedbymoss5554@swallowedbymoss55542 жыл бұрын

    • *OR IS IT?* *vsauce intro*

      @theraginggamer3712@theraginggamer37122 жыл бұрын

    • "What's that on your shelf?" "Oh that's a *V s a u c e b e a r d c u b e"*

      @sebastianpoopeater5959@sebastianpoopeater59592 жыл бұрын

    • @@sebastianpoopeater5959 or is it? what makes a cube, a cube? or what makes a hotdog bun a hotdog bun? is it the hotdog? or the bun? you would say it would be the bun but you could put burger patties in the hotdog bun and it would technically be a burger bun, a bun containing burger patties. if it was the hotdog then if you removed the hotdog from the hotdog bun then it is no longer a hotdog bun? would it be called a bun? or what about leeks? if you put a leek in a glass bowl with water it doesn't leak even though you put a leek in it, or the rick astley paradox, he says he will never give you up and and he will never let you down, meaning he cannot give you a copy of the movie "Up", but in the process letting you down. And how are these topics related to a cube being a cube? Is it about the "what makes"? the hotdog bun, what makes it one? the leek, what makes a leek? rick astley, what makes him never give you up? or let you down? how does a cube being a cube be related with these topics? does a cube being a cube have no answer on why it is a cube?

      @chair._@chair._2 жыл бұрын

    • @Pretzel Boy Productions thats sus

      @triconax3956@triconax39562 жыл бұрын

    • Them: Who's Michael????

      @Slayr.@Slayr.2 жыл бұрын

  • it’s official guys. We lost Michael to the isolation chamber. He never returned.

    @aaryabhave3018@aaryabhave30182 жыл бұрын

    • What was the isolation chamber?

      @DarpanTikiya@DarpanTikiya2 жыл бұрын

    • It is my beard. Or is it?

      @o_Vina@o_Vina2 жыл бұрын

    • @@DarpanTikiya first episode of mind field

      @AR-py5uk@AR-py5uk2 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @chanchanman7721@chanchanman77212 жыл бұрын

    • that and the Ayahuasca.

      @curlygurly2112@curlygurly21122 жыл бұрын

  • Its like selling bath water but better.

    @T-T....@T-T.... Жыл бұрын

    • beard water

      @vintage-radio@vintage-radioАй бұрын

  • This beard can be the future of our species’s survival

    @sunnivathebest846@sunnivathebest846 Жыл бұрын

    • Or it is?

      @Kreshura-tm5rb@Kreshura-tm5rb6 ай бұрын

    • @@Kreshura-tm5rbOr is it?*

      @pans7761@pans77615 ай бұрын

    • @@pans7761 Ot ir is?**

      @asbdowasduwagibberish4700@asbdowasduwagibberish47005 ай бұрын

    • Caesar: NO

      @ZanTheGold@ZanTheGold21 күн бұрын

  • This is the peak of Vsauce’s insanity.

    @count1572@count15722 жыл бұрын

    • future you might beg to differ

      @robezy0@robezy02 жыл бұрын

    • You underestimate him

      @shekharr2227@shekharr22272 жыл бұрын

    • The peak? No, no, no… He’s only just begun!

      @werl_01@werl_012 жыл бұрын

    • No! it's your insanity

      @violetskiy854@violetskiy8542 жыл бұрын

    • Belle delphene: male edition

      @I_Hate_YouTube.@I_Hate_YouTube.2 жыл бұрын

  • “Gaze upon them, admire them, plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife, what you do with them…”

    @jeremiahlopez1791@jeremiahlopez17912 жыл бұрын

    • *".....sceneandsend......"

      @Lone-Lee@Lone-Lee2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Lone-Lee I’m so sorry please forgive me and clean me of my sins.

      @jeremiahlopez1791@jeremiahlopez17912 жыл бұрын

    • …thesceneofacrime…***

      @aggebojkalos6518@aggebojkalos65182 жыл бұрын

    • @@jeremiahlopez1791 *"bruh"

      @sheikshook5720@sheikshook57202 жыл бұрын

    • It is the ideal ploy to commit a murder though - for him! He has the excuse that his DNA was spread *all over the world* and thus the evidence at hand must be dismissed. Everybody could just frame him for any crime! I think he is shifting his career to become a serial-killer. That's what I would do... if I were him!

      @brianviktor8212@brianviktor82122 жыл бұрын

  • “Genuine trimmings of my beard, encased in glorious museum quality acrylic” is not a phrase I’d think I’d hear from Vsauce, even by Vsauce standards

    @-thanawat-8296@-thanawat-8296 Жыл бұрын

  • The whole fbi type shit got me dying 😂😂💀💀 (the part where he hints on how u could use those hairs to incriminate him)

    @fabriziogiordano2405@fabriziogiordano24057 ай бұрын

    • Hmmm good...

      @iIlusion213@iIlusion213Күн бұрын

  • Whoever wins this should go full Jurassic Park with it. Just imagine an island inhabited by Michaels.

    @virtualnonsense3762@virtualnonsense37622 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @mbusomabena9751@mbusomabena97512 жыл бұрын

    • Life… finds a way. Or does it? *Vsauce music plays*

      @rarewhiteape@rarewhiteape2 жыл бұрын

    • *I N F I N I T E V S A U C E*

      @skullduggerry@skullduggerry2 жыл бұрын

    • It's a pity you can't clone from hair as they are dead cells where the DNA has already begun breaking down and fragmenting.

      @mjohnstone2399@mjohnstone23992 жыл бұрын

    • Hello, Vsauce Michael here . ... ( repeats )

      @beginnermusic4203@beginnermusic42032 жыл бұрын

  • Trick is hes going to commit a crime and say "What about the person who got my beard hairs, they must have planted them"

    @denissdenisson6823@denissdenisson68232 жыл бұрын

    • Small beards found near stolen food, 😅

      @warrenarnold@warrenarnold2 жыл бұрын

    • I thought about this too

      @alexe1188@alexe11882 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine someone just donated like 5 million and just got every strand of his hair

    @greenc0mmie767@greenc0mmie767 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @RongDMemer@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын

  • "Yeah you're welcome in my home" "as long as you don't ask about the pubic cube"

    @wiffywiffy7896@wiffywiffy78969 ай бұрын

  • The legend says that if you ever touched that cube, you would immediately start hearing The Vsauce Music and question things around you.

    @LegoAnimations6370@LegoAnimations63702 жыл бұрын

    • That would make a good SCP.

      @PeterBarnes2@PeterBarnes22 жыл бұрын

    • @@PeterBarnes2 Yeah

      @um1372@um13722 жыл бұрын

    • you would *be* vsauce

      @godamongall@godamongall2 жыл бұрын

    • Holy crap I remember watching you years ago man. And I’m surprised you still upload, keep it up!

      @Fariha_m@Fariha_m2 жыл бұрын

    • You gain 60 more iq points

      @wuvumgywgy@wuvumgywgy2 жыл бұрын

  • Some random dude: I finally have His hair! And it’s mine forever. Michael: *Appears out of thin air* “ Or is it? “

    @Hecttic@Hecttic2 жыл бұрын

    • *Intro music plays* But what *is* yours? Is it atoms that you possess? Things you collect? What if they came off living things like me? Are they split down the middle 50-50? Sure you can draw the line somewhere but-

      @SparseB@SparseB2 жыл бұрын

    • @@SparseB Speaking of 50/50 did you know thats the chance for you to survive an michapocalyps? *starts running from genetically cloned michaels*

      @congratulationsmerry6386@congratulationsmerry63862 жыл бұрын

    • @@congratulationsmerry6386 Speaking about running! Do you know exactly when it stop being a walk, and become running? Is it 1 km/h? 1,01 km/h?

      @ihatethisshitist@ihatethisshitist2 жыл бұрын

    • thanks for capitalizing His name as you should

      @impwolf@impwolf2 жыл бұрын

    • @@impwolf michael from vsauce

      @zelkk7049@zelkk70492 жыл бұрын

  • Not gonna lie. In future this might be one of the rarest NFT to own as a millionaire

    @Lickmacake@Lickmacake9 ай бұрын

  • “Plant them at a crime scene and send me to prison” got me lol

    @2Glm005@2Glm005 Жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @snoodlyboodly227@snoodlyboodly2273 ай бұрын

    • Okay I will do that

      @josho7138@josho7138Ай бұрын

  • Do you plan on having a little document alongside it as proof of it's authenticity? Let alone would be just as funny as the beard block.

    @thinkfact@thinkfact2 жыл бұрын

    • Just compare it to this video. The hair will always be in a very specific arrangement.

      @potatosordfighter666@potatosordfighter6662 жыл бұрын

    • It’s called a COA, certificate of authenticity

      @cosmiceon@cosmiceon2 жыл бұрын

    • It is authenticity? What does that mean?

      @Cukito4@Cukito42 жыл бұрын

    • yep! It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed my me :)

      @Vsauce@Vsauce2 жыл бұрын

    • @UCRIJhZ2xxWXtGE_9xeERBag you- you just corrected Vsauce...

      @putinsplayground@putinsplayground2 жыл бұрын

  • I will pass this down many generations as a priceless heirloom.

    @BudravenOG@BudravenOG2 жыл бұрын

    • Hairloom

      @frisko7955@frisko79552 жыл бұрын

    • @@frisko7955 I love this

      @beckettmaffei@beckettmaffei2 жыл бұрын

    • @@frisko7955 I thought the same thing lmao

      @avacado4706@avacado47062 жыл бұрын

    • It will be an interesting game of telephone First Gen: Beard Hair Second Gen: Back Hair Third Gen: Armpit Hair Forth Gen: kzhead.info/sun/o5WzaMyqgpyXaGw/bejne.html

      @United-Federation-of-Planets@United-Federation-of-Planets2 жыл бұрын

    • “My child, keep this for the rest of your life, and treasure it like you did with the time I was with you” “What is it dear father?” “Some famous dude’s beard I bought for charity”

      @headoverheels899@headoverheels8992 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey Vsauce, Michael here" "Your home security is great!" 0:11 "Or is it" 🧐 "Vsauce theme starts playing"

    @nesrineelassri@nesrineelassri8 ай бұрын

  • I've always wanted Vsauce beard hairs

    @JimmyJaxJellyStax@JimmyJaxJellyStax Жыл бұрын

  • Michael is self aware enough to know that this is just the type of thing his accursed viewers will spend way too much money trying to get, and he’s using that to his advantage. Well played.

    @09bikerman1@09bikerman12 жыл бұрын

    • well, to humanity's too

      @alfiealfie35@alfiealfie352 жыл бұрын

    • And I'm buying it

      @youwantmyname9208@youwantmyname92082 жыл бұрын

    • Well, what'd you expect from a guy who spat wisdom to millions of people?

      @laurencevillenoble9053@laurencevillenoble90532 жыл бұрын

    • It's a non-thot equivalent of selling your bathwater. Michael learns from the best, just like a wise man should.

      @antonisadkowski8598@antonisadkowski85982 жыл бұрын

    • @@antonisadkowski8598 ah yes, michael vsauce is learning from belle delphine, just the way it should be

      @seanplaysgames2551@seanplaysgames25512 жыл бұрын

  • this man is so smart it’s crazy. He just made it so that he could never be caught with murder because they would say someone planted it

    @barackobama4790@barackobama47902 жыл бұрын

    • I was looking for that comment. I bet Michael is in fact a serial killer.

      @winstonknowitall4181@winstonknowitall41812 жыл бұрын

    • Michael: It wasn’t me; I was framed! Judge: Sir, we saw you with the bloody knife

      @kaleymcquinn7904@kaleymcquinn79042 жыл бұрын

    • @@kaleymcquinn7904 Michael: Or is it an optical illusion?

      @sanjibsinha3500@sanjibsinha35002 жыл бұрын

    • ITS BARACK OBAMA!!!!

      @edzter10@edzter102 жыл бұрын

    • @@edzter10 wtf

      @g.i2165@g.i21652 жыл бұрын

  • With his dna, I can fuse it with mine and have his beard powers. Soon I will be the new Vsauce, and nobody can stop me! HAHAHAHA!!!!

    @TheDuskzEntertainment@TheDuskzEntertainment9 ай бұрын

  • *PlantThemAtTheSceneOfACrimeAndSendMeToPrisonForLife*

    @BasicShapes@BasicShapes Жыл бұрын

  • It almost sounds like Michael has already left his beard hair at the scene of a crime and is trying to make a defense that it could be planted by someone else

    @mitchkovacs1396@mitchkovacs13962 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment.

      @SamuQu@SamuQu2 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, he'd be incapable of committing a crime without announcing his presence and asking a vaguely disturbing question. "Hey, vsauce, michael here! ... What does your kidney smell like?"

      @archonix@archonix2 жыл бұрын

    • That's such a Michael thing to do, although it wouldn't be a violent crime it would be confusing intricate vandalism

      @BlueScreenCorp@BlueScreenCorp2 жыл бұрын

    • that's fantastic sick

      @ilvisionariowood@ilvisionariowood2 жыл бұрын

    • His beard eats people, "Feed me Michael!"

      @Scooterbeerrun@Scooterbeerrun2 жыл бұрын

  • Therapist: beardless Michael doens't exist, he can't hurt you Beardless Michael:

    @ervinm.5065@ervinm.50652 жыл бұрын

    • Normie

      @Perririri@Perririri2 жыл бұрын

    • Fits well though

      @Rohit_03@Rohit_032 жыл бұрын

    • i think he looks better

      @notlancer6145@notlancer61452 жыл бұрын

    • That’s rude

      @Tyler-dm9jw@Tyler-dm9jw2 жыл бұрын

    • he never had a beard until recently anyway

      @AsteroidBK@AsteroidBK2 жыл бұрын

  • vsauce beard cube is the peak of modern items

    @blockman_games17@blockman_games178 ай бұрын

  • The most powerful artifact in the universe.

    @isaacbelcher4984@isaacbelcher49849 ай бұрын

  • Someday, some future archaeologists will find this resin artefact.

    @HarshilKatira@HarshilKatira2 жыл бұрын

    • and, as planned, the future civilization will use the encased DNA to clone him, bringing Michael hundreds of thousands of years into the future, when the time is right for his takeover.

      @zer0527@zer05272 жыл бұрын

    • I get that some people can't spell things but the way you spelled artifact physically made me feel ill. I hate you/

      @oasprey1108@oasprey11082 жыл бұрын

    • @@oasprey1108 Grammar nazi

      @paul_has_nolife@paul_has_nolife2 жыл бұрын

    • @@paul_has_nolife No i dont care if u mispell day to day things like it happens but the way he spelled it.

      @oasprey1108@oasprey11082 жыл бұрын

    • @@oasprey1108 artefact is the original British spelling whilst artifact is just the American version. You should've done the research before trying to make someone look bad when in fact they weren't. Not everything is centred around America, dude.

      @slolilols@slolilols2 жыл бұрын

  • I've already lost a great uncle to alzheimer's a few years ago and this summer my grandma was hospitalized and has lost all autonomy because of the disease. She still recognizes me even if she don't remember my name but I don't know for how much longer... I hope your campaign will be a sucess. Take care.

    @fiftyfat@fiftyfat2 жыл бұрын

    • Damn, sorry to hear that

      @jakefromstatefarm7602@jakefromstatefarm76022 жыл бұрын

    • yo

      @stare4539@stare45392 жыл бұрын

    • I am so sorry to hear. My grandpa died a few months ago because of Alzheimer's too, so I understand what you feel. It truly is a very sad disease, especially because of the fact that it drains the person away instead of killing them on the spot, at least this was from my experience. During my event, it was a constant battle of if he would leave or not. It is the worst when my mother got a call in 1:30 AM from my aunt and told her that it was over. It was a truly painful experience, but at least his soul can rest now. I am sorry to hear and I hope your grandma recovers or doesn't develop much further.

      @batimius@batimius2 жыл бұрын

    • Take care too, bro.

      @gumarks_@gumarks_2 жыл бұрын

    • he forgor💀

      @Flightsy@Flightsy2 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is a legend for mentioning the memes around him

    @hell.png.@hell.png.9 ай бұрын

  • I come back to this video once in a while just to assure myself that I'm never more insane than michael

    @MANOFTIME@MANOFTIME7 ай бұрын

  • This is the most vsauce thing Michael has ever done.

    @christopherroche9893@christopherroche98932 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce is the only person on this planet who can pull off being both deeply thoughtful and educational, yet still shitposting in the most classy way possible. He is a gift from the gods, and we must cherish him.

    @boggybolt6782@boggybolt67822 жыл бұрын

    • Easy there tiger

      @kissthesky40@kissthesky402 жыл бұрын

    • @@kissthesky40 stop trying to FUCKING CONTAIN US HE IS OUR GOD

      @jeremiahwilliams8623@jeremiahwilliams86232 жыл бұрын

    • Or is he?

      @proxycatapult@proxycatapult2 жыл бұрын

    • its called good marketing

      @lifeinvader1016@lifeinvader10162 жыл бұрын

    • @@lifeinvader1016 Don't you mean "God Marketing"? 😜 🧔

      @kat1york@kat1york2 жыл бұрын

  • *People donating to celebrities be like:* w a t e r is t h i r s t y

    @FezGaming1945@FezGaming19457 ай бұрын

  • "plant them at a scene of crime and get me sent to prison for the rest of my life." Hmmmm...

    @Cheez_reelsmooth13@Cheez_reelsmooth136 ай бұрын

  • But jokes aside, the fact he is helping with donations is really heart warming. It just, well, his ways are weird

    @justlixian293@justlixian2932 жыл бұрын

    • Beyond your understanding doesn't mean weird

      @anteater9408@anteater94082 жыл бұрын

    • @@anteater9408 I think that's exactly the type of stuff that the word "weird" is used on.

      @Persun_McPersonson@Persun_McPersonson2 жыл бұрын

    • Chaotic good

      @lxgiwyz@lxgiwyz2 жыл бұрын

    • Who decides what is weird and what isn’t? Should shadow become light, and should you live long enough to become one with it, would it be weird? Should the beard stare at you, in it’s unending glory, would you accept it, or banish it?

      @somedude6833@somedude68332 жыл бұрын

    • @@justlixian293 you fool you can never “aside” the jokes

      @myriad3569@myriad35692 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Michael knows that his fanbase is THIS WEIRD

    @melckyrva22@melckyrva222 жыл бұрын

    • For a beard

      @meatloafbiggie2348@meatloafbiggie23482 жыл бұрын

    • I'm weird ... Not that weird though. I'd rather donate to make sure that thing didnt arrive on my doorstep.

      @rjmunt@rjmunt2 жыл бұрын

    • I bet they'll get loads of donations

      @violetskiy854@violetskiy8542 жыл бұрын

    • Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzhead.info/sun/ktOIYLVpg2KQd68/bejne.html

      @panchor@panchor2 жыл бұрын

    • @@rjmuntLMBO Yes!!!!

      @sharicamonet9675@sharicamonet96752 жыл бұрын

  • "Planet them at the scene of a crime an send me to prison for life." That's what I'm thinking 😂

    @ravisharath4302@ravisharath43027 ай бұрын

  • 0:10 your home security is great. Or is it?

    @jasminritter8318@jasminritter83186 ай бұрын

  • Plot twist: Michael wants to commit a crime and is giving hair away, so when they find his hair near the crime scene he can blame it on the winner and tell everyone that he got framed by him.

    @knickohr01@knickohr012 жыл бұрын

    • Until the winner shows that they still have his hair in the cube.

      @experi-mentalproductions5358@experi-mentalproductions53582 жыл бұрын

    • 🤫

      @Vsauce@Vsauce2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Vsauce OMG hi

      @kevinmendoza6386@kevinmendoza63862 жыл бұрын

    • @@kevinmendoza6386 but what does "Hi" taste like?

      @steveweast475@steveweast4752 жыл бұрын

    • @@Vsauce lol

      @Christopher-to6sq@Christopher-to6sq2 жыл бұрын

  • "I can possess the DNA of Micheal from Vsauce? Do you realize what this means?!? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Micheal from Vsauce!"

    @Hypercube9@Hypercube92 жыл бұрын

    • Michael is God. DNA can't even begin to contain him.

      @Snotkoglen@Snotkoglen2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Snotkoglen Isn't this the same guy who tasted a chair in his last video? 🤣😅

      @Hypercube9@Hypercube92 жыл бұрын

    • @@Hypercube9 god works in mysterious ways

      @chromaticcobalt8358@chromaticcobalt83582 жыл бұрын

    • I can imagine a future commercial like "Grow your OWN Michael from VSauce, right in the comfort of your home!"

      @kauaproco9853@kauaproco98532 жыл бұрын

    • I understood that reference

      @dsp4392@dsp43922 жыл бұрын

  • I adore that this man just goes with the SCPSauce memes.

    @L1v1ngDeAdGirl@L1v1ngDeAdGirl7 ай бұрын

  • In the thumbnail it looks like the beard was the last thing that kept him sane.

    @Redice.@Redice.7 ай бұрын

  • This is going to be an excellent Christmas present and future family heirloom.

    @Cristnogol@Cristnogol2 жыл бұрын

    • More like hairloom!

      @reytheon486@reytheon4862 жыл бұрын

    • Haha hairloom

      @rap5374@rap53742 жыл бұрын

    • @@reytheon486 Beat me by 4 hours lol

      @_Stin_@_Stin_2 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/lbZso66Sm32hgGg/bejne.html

      @rajabsonje3050@rajabsonje30502 жыл бұрын

    • This ain’t apex bro

      @yesyoucan7877@yesyoucan78772 жыл бұрын

  • I love how he had to wait until a certain point in his career for this to be such a big deal to all of us

    @thomasmosner7130@thomasmosner71302 жыл бұрын

    • Hey!:)

      @I_am_Alxui@I_am_Alxui2 жыл бұрын

    • I woulda bought it after farting mario

      @bendesmond6008@bendesmond60082 жыл бұрын

  • I think Michael, like most of us, is just a little boy who, even as he is so smart, he makes certain things that just seem not to have a purpose. It is a mirror for all of us to see who we are. His consciousness of the time of that video was of a younger man than what he seems

    @narcizosanchez138@narcizosanchez138 Жыл бұрын

  • this guy know what a human needs

    @prinzexisalowqualityytber@prinzexisalowqualityytber9 ай бұрын

  • Michael: Being a lawful person Also Michael: plantitatasceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife

    @caeruleumluna9630@caeruleumluna96302 жыл бұрын

    • Perfect defence, if he is caught for a crime he did or didn’t do he can reference this

      @theorangeoof926@theorangeoof92611 ай бұрын

    • I died

      @theskithouse5172@theskithouse517210 ай бұрын

    • At that part

      @theskithouse5172@theskithouse517210 ай бұрын

    • 0:45

      @TheLManIsHere@TheLManIsHere7 ай бұрын

    • This was hard to read because in spanish it can be confusing see the word "plantitas", that means little plants in english

      @D_bodyboy@D_bodyboy7 ай бұрын

  • im gonna hot glue them to my jaw. thank you Michael

    @Gargantuan_pineapple@Gargantuan_pineapple8 ай бұрын

  • Vsauce went from 50 years old to sperm cell real quick💀

    @TouchTone21@TouchTone219 ай бұрын

  • Investing in vsauce hair. Finally, my master plan to create a clone of michael will be complete.

    @birdlawspecialist@birdlawspecialist2 жыл бұрын

    • Better yet, consume that hairs. Become Michael “VSAUCE” Vsauce, gain his powers.

      @michaelzhang9806@michaelzhang98062 жыл бұрын

    • @@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, he got a power called Brain for all, if one comsumes his hair,they will get this power.

      @priyanshujain5597@priyanshujain55972 жыл бұрын

  • VSauce plotting the greatest crime coverup of all time. "Your honor, clearly that hair was planted by the anonymous winner of the charity event."

    @jdtreharne@jdtreharne2 жыл бұрын

    • Or was it?

      @noone3708@noone37082 жыл бұрын

    • @@noone3708 daaaanbadaaaaaaa

      @beegbeegyoshi487@beegbeegyoshi4872 жыл бұрын

  • This is legendary this guy is a true inspiration.

    @Squirrel-zq6oe@Squirrel-zq6oe Жыл бұрын

  • “Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to jail for life” this really got me good

    @salmonking2710@salmonking27108 ай бұрын

  • Years later, this will be worth millions. That’d be hilarious.

    @SoraZ2112@SoraZ21122 жыл бұрын

    • Jup, just imagine DaVinci's or Shakespeare's hair's value today.

      @MarkusHobelsberger@MarkusHobelsberger2 жыл бұрын

    • hil-hair-ious lol.

      @b1gb017@b1gb0172 жыл бұрын

    • Just like art, This beard price will spiked when Michael died...

      @rkpyi8616@rkpyi86162 жыл бұрын

    • @@rkpyi8616 Discontinued by manufacturer

      @sasdagreat8052@sasdagreat80522 жыл бұрын

    • @@rkpyi8616 you fool michael is timeless he will never die

      @arjunarun3033@arjunarun30332 жыл бұрын

  • I cant wait for future archeologist get a hold of this and how this is the sacred beard of a man who onces spoke to millions of boundless wisdom the wise Prophet Vsauce

    @treebush@treebush2 жыл бұрын

    • I was looking for this exact comment, thank you.

      @axelprino@axelprino2 жыл бұрын

    • And Bearded Nun!

      @jespervanberkel1965@jespervanberkel19652 жыл бұрын

    • Yoo

      @stare4539@stare45392 жыл бұрын

  • It's all fun and games until anatomy doctors checked and revealed that those aren't beard hair

    @Lazydcat@Lazydcat7 ай бұрын

  • 'Or is it a donation?'

    @childObliterator@childObliterator9 ай бұрын

  • "plant them at the scene of a crime" what if Michael is a serial killer and he's doing this knowing he can use this as an excuse. Not fooling me Vsauce Michael, I'm not going down for your crimes.

    @moonhead5967@moonhead59672 жыл бұрын

    • I was the 💯 'th' like 😊

      @JayJayvanriel@JayJayvanriel2 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Michael realizes how unhinged his audience is

    @funkymonks8333@funkymonks83332 жыл бұрын

    • 00

      @simianto9957@simianto99572 жыл бұрын

    • @@simianto9957 01

      @MasquedJustice@MasquedJustice2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MasquedJustice 02

      @user-uq6uj7fn3h@user-uq6uj7fn3h2 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-uq6uj7fn3h 03

      @ndali7075@ndali70752 жыл бұрын

    • @@ndali7075 04

      @mooflechuck2127@mooflechuck21272 жыл бұрын

  • V sauce, please come back, you are what we need this summer

    @HeyMidnight@HeyMidnight Жыл бұрын

  • The camera quality better than my eyesight 💀

    @tiragd928@tiragd9288 ай бұрын

  • Micheal: "You have a chance to win my beard" Also Micheal: "But first, what is a beard?" * Vsause music intensifies *

    @totallynotsquiggles8317@totallynotsquiggles83172 жыл бұрын

    • Hey VSauce, Michael here.

      @sifugameplay5895@sifugameplay5895 Жыл бұрын

    • @@sifugameplay5895 Today we'll be covering two closely related topics; the first, what's a beard, and the second, how to kill someone with both machetes and laughter.

      @daymonvoisin7153@daymonvoisin7153 Жыл бұрын

    • @@daymonvoisin7153 But what is laugh? What is the purpose of laughing? If aliens exist, do they laugh too?

      @Hubson55@Hubson55 Жыл бұрын

    • "If it's no longer attached to my face, is it still a beard? And is it still mine?"

      @eeveeofalltrades4780@eeveeofalltrades47806 ай бұрын

  • I already have Belle Delphine bath water and today I'm gonna win Vsauce beard hairs. Now I only need Pewdiepie's headset, MrBeast's bag of money and Dhar Mann's black tshirt to complete the KZheadrs Infinity Gauntlet!

    @00kidney@00kidney2 жыл бұрын

    • You forgot Tom Scott's red shirt

      @LeoLioriXD@LeoLioriXD2 жыл бұрын

    • It's called the Tesshairact

      @chaos_omega@chaos_omega2 жыл бұрын

    • You forgot critical white t shirt

      @WeebKilla@WeebKilla2 жыл бұрын

    • @@WeebKilla screw that, I want one of his moby huges

      @johnaverill6308@johnaverill63082 жыл бұрын

    • Need to get a slice of the vomit cake

      @madgeroonii@madgeroonii2 жыл бұрын

  • i miss him.

    @cosmovate4081@cosmovate4081 Жыл бұрын

  • I swear, if that doesn’t end up in an actual museum, I will be upset

    @ulischmidt03@ulischmidt03 Жыл бұрын

  • Michael: Auctions Beard Heair Everyone: Invest

    @fbi-thecommenter127@fbi-thecommenter1272 жыл бұрын

  • God fucking dammit I love how this is something we, as his fanbase, would actually all love to have. He knows how we look at his beard lmfao

    @konstant_ly@konstant_ly2 жыл бұрын

    • Æ

      @Cloud-jz5zx@Cloud-jz5zx2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloud-jz5zx Æ.

      @konstant_ly@konstant_ly2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloud-jz5zx œ

      @vishwarao6064@vishwarao60642 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloud-jz5zx X-Æ-12

      @NoOne-qi4tb@NoOne-qi4tb2 жыл бұрын

    • Darnn, I'm to moronic to contribute to the trend . . . Or AM I?!?

      @engineergaming6631@engineergaming66312 жыл бұрын

  • Put it back. PUT IT BACK PLEASE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS MICHEAL. PUT IT BAAACCCKKKKK

    @nihan7145@nihan71458 ай бұрын

  • 0:45 PLANT THEM AT THE SCENE OF A CRIME AND SEND ME TO PRISON FOR LIFE

    @zoeykhan553@zoeykhan5537 ай бұрын

  • *[[400 years jn the future]]* "See anything?" ..."uh yes..A hair in a.. cube?" *"THE LEGEND WAS TRUE! WE FINALLY FOUND IT"*

    @REEEPROGRAM@REEEPROGRAM2 жыл бұрын

    • Poor joke.

      @omprakashbaruah9425@omprakashbaruah94252 жыл бұрын

  • I must own it.

    @CryptoNWO@CryptoNWO2 жыл бұрын

    • I mean you could use a second account to donate the max amount of money and get 2x the chances

      @Trashpanda04@Trashpanda042 жыл бұрын

    • Or do you?

      @VOIDSenseMusic@VOIDSenseMusic2 жыл бұрын

    • One of the funniest comments, genuinely.

      @ahmeds8506@ahmeds85062 жыл бұрын

    • Then win.

      @Q--_--90909@Q--_--909092 жыл бұрын

    • I hate to do this but uh………….. dibs. Sorry. Mine now, goon.

      @SpAm-AcCoUnT@SpAm-AcCoUnT2 жыл бұрын

  • I’d break the cube and mix them into my pasta to gain his wisdom

    @oranjethefox8725@oranjethefox87258 ай бұрын

  • 0:10 Hey michael vsauce here. Your home security is great. Or is it?

    @InbetweenIITPP@InbetweenIITPP6 ай бұрын

  • "admire them... plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife" really caught me off guard

    @SMG516@SMG5162 жыл бұрын

  • "Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life" Michael has truly seen everything

    @fishussugon3215@fishussugon32152 жыл бұрын

  • That's one hell of a conversation piece

    @asteroidvonryker4359@asteroidvonryker4359 Жыл бұрын

  • The beginning of the burning memory

    @creativekid473@creativekid4739 ай бұрын

  • You've done all sorts of absurd yet somehow this tops it all 😆

    @romainhedouin@romainhedouin2 жыл бұрын

    • I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪

      @Muscleman8562@Muscleman85622 жыл бұрын

    • Did he uploaded this again? Seems like I saw it somewhere

      @lynxsss5403@lynxsss54032 жыл бұрын

    • Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzhead.info/sun/ktOIYLVpg2KQd68/bejne.html

      @panchor@panchor2 жыл бұрын

    • @@panchor bot 🤖

      @Mohg-Type@Mohg-Type2 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

      @rijck3329@rijck33292 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine a child asking their mom to donate a hundred dollars for someone’s beard hair, that would be so weird.

    @pz-sc6201@pz-sc62012 жыл бұрын

    • They'll understand when they realize it's VSauce

      @MasquedJustice@MasquedJustice2 жыл бұрын

  • plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life

    @plugOutletflowey@plugOutletflowey8 ай бұрын

  • Michael is giving away 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Of his power

    @alexandrearmandine8845@alexandrearmandine88454 ай бұрын

  • I loved how he shown that picture of him staring directly to a CCTV camera, thus showing it was actually HIM, and not some random guy who looked like him.

    @PauaP@PauaP2 жыл бұрын

    • "hey vsauce Michael here you can't contain me forever"

      @Lynn-zc9jg@Lynn-zc9jg2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Lynn-zc9jg clasic

      @naufalap@naufalap2 жыл бұрын

    • how fast........ can you *run* ?

      @helper_bot@helper_bot2 жыл бұрын

    • @@helper_bot but first… What *IS* Fast?

      @kektagonb3469@kektagonb34692 жыл бұрын

  • "Vsauce without beard isn't real, he can't hurt you." Vsauce without beard: 0:07

    @calopteryx76@calopteryx762 жыл бұрын

    • circle

      @dshbvhjbfhvjb@dshbvhjbfhvjb2 жыл бұрын

    • You must be new here if you only know Michael with that beard.

      @RealRomplayer@RealRomplayer2 жыл бұрын

    • Haha!

      @Q--_--90909@Q--_--909092 жыл бұрын

    • Or is that Techmoan? 😂

      @luke27luis@luke27luis2 жыл бұрын

  • Hey Michael, idk if you still have plan of continues making videos on this channel. But if you do, would you make a video about multiverse?

    @hoanoannguyen7936@hoanoannguyen7936 Жыл бұрын

  • “I hope he realises that there could be serious consequences for doing something like…” 0:45 “Oh, he does.”

    @samharold9022@samharold90222 жыл бұрын

    • Or does he? 0_0

      @frankiewinters1255@frankiewinters12552 жыл бұрын

    • *Vsauce music plays intensively*

      @zzzdee1980@zzzdee19802 жыл бұрын

    • you see crime already have a punishment even in the sumeria period, but why does human doing crime's? jotaro kujo an japanese marine biologist writed a book called "dio's gay" a book about a guy named dio kill an entire bloodline because he was jealous, so does human doing crime's just because they were jealous?....

      @Jordan-bn5dz@Jordan-bn5dz2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jordan-bn5dz Underrated comment.

      @bits8511@bits85112 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jordan-bn5dz true, true

      @hyperlinkdreams@hyperlinkdreams2 жыл бұрын

  • All that's fun until the demand for Michael's beard increases and he uses his backup 🎃

    @_strangelet__@_strangelet__2 жыл бұрын

    • Boom will be greater than 'crypto'currency.

      @amit-mishra@amit-mishra2 жыл бұрын

  • The great sacrifice

    @ChrisDale-fz5dh@ChrisDale-fz5dh7 ай бұрын

  • All we need is a healthy ovum and we can grow our own Vsauce

    @Vector_Dash@Vector_Dash7 ай бұрын

  • Beard hair is already is funny

    @TimeBucks@TimeBucks2 жыл бұрын

    • "HeLlO cHeCkMaRk"

      @galbanino1688@galbanino16882 жыл бұрын

    • "HeLlO cHeCkMaRk"

      @iforgor4517@iforgor45172 жыл бұрын

    • Hello everybody my name's Markiplier and welcome back to another episode of Fortnite battle royale

      @galbanino1688@galbanino16882 жыл бұрын

    • Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

      @pramodpoddar1015@pramodpoddar10152 жыл бұрын

    • yoO

      @stare4539@stare45392 жыл бұрын

  • Ah yes, since the auction raised the price to over billions, its now a giveaway.

    @manvslife271@manvslife2712 жыл бұрын

    • Excuse me, what happened? I saw the video got taken down, but how the hell were people bidding billions??

      @pokedude583@pokedude5832 жыл бұрын

    • @@pokedude583 I think the sheer amount of people raising the price overloaded the site and pretty much crashed it so it allowed the people to put in insane amounts of money as bets

      @manvslife271@manvslife2712 жыл бұрын

    • @@manvslife271 would you have to confirm bids that u actually have that much money lol?

      @clankboss827@clankboss8272 жыл бұрын

    • @@clankboss827 no

      @Porururidimu@Porururidimu2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol that's amazing

      @ultimaxkom8728@ultimaxkom87282 жыл бұрын

  • Why is this recommended to me now while knowing I could win Sussy Vsauce’s beard hair

    @K1331J@K1331J7 ай бұрын

  • This is really funny, but I genuinely appreciate it. My grandpa has it, and now I know it's too late for him. Donations for future research could help people who could have it things. :D Edit: I'm a bit late, though, sorry.

    @elvisacevedo8051@elvisacevedo80512 жыл бұрын

  • Belle sells bathwater for herself, Michael from Vsauce sells his beard for a good cause. You have won the internet whilst belle broke it. Tip of the hat Michael, tip of the hat

    @dragon67849@dragon678492 жыл бұрын

    • Or did he? Michael, VSauce's beard here.

      @SinHurr@SinHurr2 жыл бұрын

  • *”and now, to support Alzheimer’s research, I present a chance to win genuine trimmings of my beard. Or do I?”* _Vsauce theme starts playing_

    @aniruudhh@aniruudhh2 жыл бұрын

    • I can't believe Michael would do that to his bear,

      @zircondeez@zircondeez2 жыл бұрын

    • @@zircondeez I am trying to find a clever way to reference Dr. Mike here because Mikhail is, I guess, the Russian equivalent of Michael and Bear (your typographical error) is the name of Dr. Mike's big brown dog.

      @Pacvalham@Pacvalham2 жыл бұрын

    • _"My beard is made out of hairs, and so does my pubes. Go figure."_

      @ultimaxkom8728@ultimaxkom87282 жыл бұрын

    • @@Pacvalham I was pointing out the error in the original comment, actually. As for what you're referencing, even if you found a way of cleverly making said reference, I wouldn't get it as I don't know the source.

      @zircondeez@zircondeez2 жыл бұрын
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