Stat Poker Rematch with Etho, BDubs, and Keralis! - Hermitcraft 7: #75
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"Princess, press the button." "You're the princess, never killed an Evoker before--" BDUBS WENT FOR THE THROAT GOSH
Lol
Me chocking as well
Timestamp timestamp
Park_ Me In a Hole 3:27
@@MGRealta Thankk you
8:20 All that climbing is from Decked Out maintenance for sure
And the Among Us game too
Stolen?
That's what I was thinking
yes it is stolen
Stolen, getting like because of verification -_-
This is the most wholesome interaction I’ve seen of 4 men betting their savings away
I have to agree. ❤️
Well you gotta remember, they all have many many diamond blocks compared to that, betting a few diamonds is nothing 😂
I did not understand one single thing about poker but I still enjoyed the video becuz papa k was here.😊
These are the people who think diamond blocks are equal to diamonds. They are sooooo....rich..... How did you get so rich Mr keralis
@@reservedsnow3224 Wanna buy a book
Why is the Ren train passing by the funniest thing ever? lol
IKR, lol
@@l0Vergurl like you can start hearing the rumble in the distance, till it fades away again
In rens livestream he was trying to find hermits to prox talk with and there were alot of hermits online. He ended up going to ethos, keralis, bdubs bases and even checked among us and couldn't find any of them. I cant believe they were here the whole time lol!
So funny
@@darkminerj that honestly so wholesome xD i love Ren
Tangos pig stats came from the raid of Mumbos vault in the shopping district
Ahhh
RIP That pig (forgot its name)
@@OktoberVanderslice Maple :(
Yeah i realized mid question
Did he also ride yo-yo (zedaph’s void pig)?
Proximity chat did this thank you, Proximity chat ~Zlob
I agree with Zlob, not sure about what Zloy said
you're right zlob
They didn't even use proximity chat. That was just discord
@Scuba Steve no? Pixlriffs has has 717k subs and zloy has 54k, they would be doing just as well without this.
@@tomschillo9860 He is talking about Ren, ig
"Beds placed" Everyone throws diamonds at Bdubs.
Item stats aren't in the Shuffler, so that wouldn't come up.
BEHOLD THE GOD OF SLEEPING
Poor ren. During his livestream he just wanted to find a hermit to prox talk with and couldn't who knew you all were gambling right under his nose
asks "where are you guys" and gets ignored xD
i bet the climbing is all the scaffolding from Decked Out
And Among Us
Guaranteed that's where his climbing is from - servicing and building his games
And tango always falling everywhere
Checked, yup. Scaffolding.
and toon towers
Is Ren just flying above the bar? He sounds like he's using a walkie talkie
Yeah he was looking for people to talk to during his livestream
He was using the wrong mic lol but only knew when cub told him haha
@@nickygravestock9486 ah I forgot about that haha, Cub indeed said that he sounded like he was speaking through a megaphone
The starwars theme he sang kills me LOL
I'm pretty sure the 2 times you cleaned armor was actually on stream while building Decked Out. You were trying to get leather armor that would look like Bdubs's shirt for the armor stand on the sleeping bag and you were dying the armor different shades to get it to his light blue.
😂 damn, I wouldn't wanna play against you in a round of Tango Trivia
Now that you’ve said that I remember that stream but I could never come up with that on my own in a million years.
remember when it was month 3 of the pandemic and tango was building decked out? we were so young and unemployed
I could have sworn Etho had done it this season but I guess not
@@MrJohnboyofsj yeah now that you mention it, I thought he had too. Maybe dying armor is different than cleaning armor, and Tango accidentally cleaned the armor while he was trying to figure it out on stream?
are we gonna talk about tango never being killed by a creeper?
Wow
The ultimate flex
oh i did not see that wow
you usually die to the results of a creeper rather than the creeper itself, ie lava, falling, etc
Dude built 2 creeper farms with strange collection points too. Madlad
Everyone in the comments freaking out abut the season ending and here's me: completely calm, as I know that the season will end three days after pacific opens up for business.
And Among us gets finished
If HC7 ends up lasting the same time as HC6, we still got a solid 9 months left
@@julianortiz5712 we got untill the summer where the new update comes out
@@mangopulsar3538 That's only if they decide to reset immediately when 1.17 comes out, they could wait a while
The season will end 1-2 months after 1.17 comes
Bdubs: this is gonna reveal a lot about who we are Etho: expose our humanity Scar and Grian when the headgames where about to end: 👀
Lmao i forgot about that
That's what I was thinking-
Oh yeah that
Yes that's what I thought!
The first words spoken: "end of season remaaaatch" The entire Hermitcraft community 👀👀👀
My heart dropped a little bit, not gonna lie
It's pretty obvious Hermitcraft is moving to a new season once 1.17 drops.
@@sintanan469 Or they'll just upgrade mid way, they've done it before. I'm 80% sure of it. Edit: scratch that, i'm pretty sure of it, since Grian complained about his villager farm platforms not working anymore.
@@sintanan469 thats not for a while tho
@@aserta I don't think they will do that for 1.17. They did with the Nether Update because they only had to reset the nether. But 1.17 changes so much about the overworld that they will definitely want a total reset, nobody will want to play in the old 1.16 terrain. And given the changes to things like world height, I'm not sure it will even be possible to load 1.16 worlds in the next update.
rendog flying past and singing flight of the valkyries made me laugh more than it probably should've
I cant believe I'm actually learning how to play poker in Minecraft this is probably the most niche my life is going to get
😂 same, I learnt poker from the first few rounds of stat poker
But cmon it doesn't involve cards. That's an important part. Tango's next minigame, poker with cards 🙃
How do you play real poker?
That’s not how poker works
@@elijaha773 The general idea is the same here. However, instead of comparing stats, you compare card combinations (called "hands"). Each player receives two cards that they are not supposed to show, and 5 cards are displayed on the table for everyone to see. You can combine your cards with those on the table to create your combination/hand. For instance, if you have a pair of Kings with you, and one of the cards on the table is another King, you now have a "three of a kind", instead of pair. There are 10 different types of combinations you can make in poker (you can look them up if you wanna know what they are). The 5 cards on the table are not all immediately shown. They are gradually revealed in consecutive rounds. There is a first round of betting with no table cards shown. Then there is a second round of betting with three cards shown. There are then 2 other rounds, each revealing a new card. If you feel you have a good hand, you can bet in a way that will entice other people to bet thus maximizing your gains. Or, if you have nothing, you can try bluffing to get other people's previous bets. But this is poker strategy and would be another topic.
0:11 TANGO DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
I know I am so scared
Lmao! Couple months to go! We've gotta internalize it before it hurts. 😂
@@ovadiadan Sadly :(
@@ovadiadan on the other hand, we'll get world download soon :D
@@OnionMayo so true! I've been watching for almost two years now and never downloaded a world download (i started playing MC on minecraft) but I just bought a new PC so I could download the Java edition, just so I'd be prepared to see the world download. Also redstone is a bitch in bedrock 😅 But great point! There's always something to look forward to.
Distance by pig :- Remembers maple RIP...
and P.I.G.S. during their heist to steal back the diamond throne.
I am so used to cute-big-eyes Bdubs that his normal skin looks weird.
BDubs fought a bunch of evokers with Scar when they raided the Mycelium Resistance's headquarters and they triggered Docm77's evoker trap. If there were a stat for "Hoglins beaten to death by maps" BDubs would win. BDouble0100 episode: "I Pranked the Resistance! :: Hermitcraft #38"
Lol true!
Bdubs equiping and unequipping his head is the creepiest and the funniest thing I've seen
It’s hilarious how much his face has changed throughout the season. If you told me a year ago that ‘blonde mullet mohawk anime angel face bdubs’ would be the new normal, I would have laughed at you
This was the greatest. Episodes don’t always have to be 30 minute cut scene master pieces. Great work Tango! And congrats to BDubs to his riches
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm so happy that Ladders is back😂 He goes up and he goes down!
Was looking for this comment. Good times.
Can you link the source? I really want to see this :)
@@angry4rtichoke646 I don't know the actual source, but it was a running joke back in Ethos Mindcrack days. If you haven't watched his season 1 stuff you really should, the pranks are legendary
@@janelle4579 Definitely will, thank you!
Sounds like a reference to Close to the Edge. I've noticed ethos making more references to prog rock. This episode is incidentally 18:41 which is the exact running time of Close to the Edge track.
EXCUSE ME EVERYONE CALLS HIM LADDERS HOW DARE YOU fake fans smh
Ayyy they go up they go down
Lmao
Even Bdubs had no idea! BdoubleO, who has basically been watching every episode (it seems) that Etho has put out from the beginning for years now. I guess he skipped all the Team Canada series. Boooooooo. That's Etho's best multiplayer content in my opinion.
@@miniciominiciominicio I bet Bdubs was messing with him, since Etho is rarely actually referred to as Ladders.
@@Klffsj Nah, I really think he had no idea. He seemed very surprised/not acting. Ladders is a thing with Team Canada, not OOGE, although Etho was known for having ladders on him a lot during Mindcrack.
Etho is in fact nicknamed Ladders, mostly by Beef and PauseUnpause (and himself) as a reference to him being the one to take care of the ladders in many of the maps they played together as Team Canada. I could probably break that sentence up but I don't feel like it.
I remember Ren was flying around, trying to find hermits to talk to on a livestream. Haha poor Ren got screwed by Stat Poker
Ladders references are what we live for He goes up and he does down
And looks left and right when he crosses the street
Lol - saw Ren’s stream where he was looking for you, now seeing what you were doing... hiding out in the secret gambling den haha 😂
To think they were so close yet so far away lol
Tango: we need to go to the kiddey table Also tango: **walks to a bar**
I'm shocked that Etho, the noteblock king, doesn't have the most "noteblocks tuned". Its even better that its because Keralis slept with an afk fishfarm going for 20hrs straight.
This might be my favourite episode of the entire season. You all just sitting back and reaping the fruits of your labours from a very early episode where you built this amazing game. We've been asking for a rematch with Stat Poker and you delivered! Thank you so much! 7:22 Etho DOES have many nicknames and Ladders is his most famous. It comes from Team Canada - Beef actually coined it, as well as the catchphrase "eyyy, I go up and I go down" with the NY teamsters' accent which was a huge improvement on Etho's initial "moving vertically" catchphrase. Beef, Pause, and Etho all use it several times in their Team Canada series, of which there are also several series. Etho even used it again in his LP 558. Oh wow, I would have never predicted that winner! This was so much fun! Thanks for making it happen. Love that Bdubs and Keralis were apart of the rematch!
You all need to get mumbo jumbo in on this. He’s got tons of weird stats
man, it’s been a long time since i’ve heard etho be called “ladders”
Like 3-4 years
lol, Ren flying around during the livestream, traveling the entire Hermitcraft world 10 times, not finding anyone & getting sadder & sadder :D
I know for a fact etho has called them “envokers” at least once during his decked out runs so xD
And when 1.14 came out he called pillagers illagers
Stat poker is back, can’t wait to see among us progress.
I wish
Hey steinbros
Hi dahlia, we meet again
@@steinbrosstein209 👋
My entire household quotes, "eh, Ladders, I go up and I go down," constantly! I'm so hoping the nickname is revived after this, hahaha
Ren flying about with the megaphone is so funny to me lmao. Proximity was a great edition
Don't get me wrong, this was a great episode, but those RenDog flybys really made it.
That Ren moment was so funny I couldn’t breath
Everyone has been teasing “end of season” the last few weeks...I’m feeling like the season is ending in a month or so :(
It's kind of been a running joke for a few months now.
What? No way!
There are so many unfinished projects though... Think of tango's among us
@Robert yes but it’s been kind of dragging recently. They’re sort of running out of ideas imo
They'll prpbs wait for 1.17. It doesn't make sense to do it beforehand
I was watching Rendog’s stream as he was flying above you guys lmao
That’s a good 18 minutes of gambling that I’ll never get back... I regret nothing
today we learn that Zed has given Tango many weird stats
Yay stat poker!
Poor Ren. He was scouring the whole server all by his lonesome to find you guys. This would be the perfect thing for him to drop by on and hang out at xD
Imagine having the time in your life to clean your Minecraft leather armour... I barely got the time to clean my real one...
You have real leather armour?
@@Morningstar_37 you don't?
So does cleaning the leather armor do anything?
@@rosaliamoon4525 It just shrinks a bit.
@@2shabbs lmao. I meant in Minecraft. 🤣 tho I thought stuff shrinks in the dryer and not the washer. Should use cold water
Rendog was searching for hermit friends lol
i’m not surprised about the distance climbed. tango, you’re always using scaffolding to get places instead of using dirt like a lot of hermits do
You rode a bouncing pig when you and Scar were trying to get in the vault lol
I love when a nonsense stat came up the answer might be: ZEDAPH
did anyone realize that tango also hasn’t killed any envokers...
Not sure if you're playing into the sarcasm, but he's killed 4 Evokers, see 1:56
Noone has. But he killed 4 Evokers (without the n)
I dont think Envokers are a thing, Evokers is the closest thing that exists
The envoker variant is so rare, no one has had the chance yet this season
"Villagers killed" *flash backs to grain and scars order 66 *
Yes
At this point, whenever I see someone call Grian "Grain", it just looks normal to me. That's really funny.
@@joelellks4063 haha i didnt even notice, autocorrect is at it again!
"End of season rematch?" That scared me
They know something
Same, Grian hasn't finished the back of the mansion!
8:30 All of that scaffolding in Decked Out and Among Us will do it.
“Villagers Killed” I immediately thought of the time when Grian and Scar killed like a million villagers for the head games.
Keralis’s face for some of these stat reveals is perfect lol
when Rens voice came passing through it sounded like when i was in high school in the 80s and my guitar amp would sometimes pickup truckers talking on their CB radios.
You stood on a single block nearly the whole video, yet the video was amazing, well done.
That was the most compelling episode of 4 hermits standing around, talking about stats that I have ever seen.
There goes ol ladders NO BODY CALLS YOU THAT 🤣🤣🤣 that actually killed me
When you have been binge watching Team Canada videos and knew about Ladders... Which was also Beef's nickname in college 'knew about ladders'
I might have lost track of a few of Beefs nicknames in college though XD
It's really nice to just sit back and have an episode like this every now and again. I really enjoyed this one Tango.
"I am nicknamed Ladders, so." "Out of all these years, who has *ever* called you ladders?"
VintageBeef and PauseUnpause go whach their moded series (SkyFactory 2.5)
They go up and they go down
I like how viewers are more knowledgeable than Tango about when he got a certain stat.
Anyone worried about the season ending. Well it makes no sense to end it until 1.17 comes out
Oh yeah right. True! Very true thank you I feel much better now. So when is it coming out anyway?
No no, if they feel they can't add anymore to it, they will end it early and take a break, that's been done before.
Maybe they’re teasing something huge for the end of the season
They will have a break in-between
I started watching Hermitcraft early in Season 6 - while I enjoyed it a lot I don't feel like seasons need to go on quite that long. So I am OK with Season 7 ending when they feel ready.
etho is lookin a bit funny on the thumbnail haha... maybe he changes his skin halfway through the episode
Nope that is his original skin. You can add stuff in game like hats or jackets etc.
When the accessories like jackets/hats/sleeves and stuff came out, Etho updated his skin to look more three dimensional. As a joke, and not having anything to put in the "jacket" layer, he put his face in the middle of his torso. He usually it off.
wHeN HaVe I cLimBeD tHaT mUcH *among us* *decked out* *toon towers*
Nobody gonna talk about how Tango called the bar the “kiddy table”
I know you put an insane amount of work into your builds, but honestly these are my favourite kind of episodes: Just a bunch of friends kicking back, chillin' and having fun... Thanks for episode Tango!
There are a lot of up's and down's being "Ladders"...
ah, a man of culture I see
This is a side project but it would be cool to have a roller coaster throughout toon towers, with jump scares, flying anvils, loopty loops, the whole Shabang.
Get grian for the next iteration. I’m sure he has the funniest stats. He’s done stuff with zed and has a truly strange Minecraft life
He'd totally win the most villagers killed bet
@@shenyiyang6507 Also Scar
@@amingusamongu5 Scar would be too easy for the other 3. He would reveal everything before calling.
@@pinakijana9479 Scar and Cub played 1v1 during a hermitcraft livestream several months ago. It was really entertaining.
@@pinakijana9479 very true
I love that your stats are in no small way influenced just by knowing Zedaph, hahah.
Tango building Among Us: Scaffolding Tango here: "How have I climbed so much?"
Tango, Bdubs, Keralis and Etho.. my four favourite Hermits
me too! (and scar and grian and ren )
@@shroomy_ I do like Scar and Rens videos
Same, the only Hermits I always watch
I watch Tango, bdubs, scar and grian
@@galaxye3425 I don't watch Grian but I watch the others
Tango: "end of season poker! " Me: *tears up* don't even think about it
12:19 "You set up Decked Out, but I played it" Absolute BOSS, this could be a rap lyric LOL 13:29 Bdubs always randomly jumps and shifts while he's standing around talking LOL I'm totally not surprised 17:26 KERALIS WHAT HAHAHA
The bdubs "VERY FUNNY!" was the best, 1:17
Love episodes like this. Ren randomly flying in was also hilarious!
Etho's the one who added the High/Low light, and he keeps forgetting to check it!
Tango: end of season rematch Me: **sad noises**
9:44 makes sense for Keralis he’s had lookie lookie at my bookie for a while niw
It's so funny how I can see your perspective of RenDog searching for hermits xD
9:40 This is the moment were Keralis face expression is the most accurate! XD
Oh etho and those team Canada days “ladders they go up and they go down” 😂😂😂
And they look left and right when they cross the street
I love stat poker it is one of my favorite interactions between hermits!!
Why was this my favorite episode so far lol
keralis: '123 okay let's continue' Grian: and i took that personally
When you complete your Among Us game, you need a way to have everyone keep statistics like “number of times ejected” or “number of crew mates killed”. Maybe give everyone a board similar to decked out or a book where they can write down their own stats. Maybe you can do something down the road for the Hermits who hold the highest stats.
"What've you been climbing?!" "Zedaph again?"
Don’t mind me just looping this forever
Excited to see this game brought back into the episode!
As someone who had to take a burnout break from Minecraft last Fall and has fallen hopelessly behind on Hermitcraft episodes, being able to watch something like this without needing to know the context of the past few weeks is a nice treat.
Ren flying by is giving my some serious genuine random pub server vibes, I'm like the Vietnam Doge meme right now giving me flashbacks lol.
Yes! Been hoping someone would play this game again. Especially since its so late in the season now. Very fun!
We need Zedaph playing stat poker.
Yes. I recently just started watching him and the guy is a madman! I love 'em.
@@polisheddiorite81 yes!! More ppl watching him :DD he is a madman but a very lovable one.
@@MGRealta the lesser the efficiency the better. never in my entire life would i have heard thought of hearing those words said by a redstoner lol. the guy's seriously underrated.
That distance climbed is probably from all that maintenance you have to do with decked out and among us.
I just came back to this video after watching xisumas stat video. I love seeing stats from hermits, they are always so mind boggling