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That awkward moment when you see Bo Burnham with another human being for the first time and realize that your idea of the proportions of the stage are never what you think they are.
Heheh, yeah... he's like taller than Conan =P
V-Rex HAHAHAHA U MADE MY DAY
T Rex ikr i thought he was like??? 5'7"
ART IS A LIE, NOTHING IS REAL!~
sjksjks true
Everyone is bashing Pete Holmes on calling Bo his friend and not knowing his age, but I've lived with my dad almost all my life and he can never remember my age...
Amen
Mine either.....couldn’t remember mine or my siblings birthdays
Isn'tthis the norm?.........
But that's just because you've been a dissapointment
I never remembered his age either tho..
Bo is 6'5"? Wow! He doesn't look that tall on camera.
Bo is the same height as Conan
JRY17 Conan is also 6'5"? I would never know, he's always sitting down.
Robert Monjo they're 6'5'' you got the numbers backwards.
Yes, sorry, that's what I meant.
Robert Monjo no worries
"We were theater kids so we didn't know the difference." LOL
James Benton Ticer it kinda sucks because... I'm a theather kid😢
But it's just so true tho
I’m a theater kid and we’re the ones that make out for dares and shit
Julia The Person YEAH SAME
Julia The Person yeah keep telling that to yourself bud
I would like to point out that Bo kissed Pete's cheek when saying hello. What a doll.
Ahhhh Ignorance alive and well with Garret. Why dont you do a little looking inside youreself and try to figure out why you have to put others down to build yourself up.
Garrett1240 Continue acting like people have no life, really makes yourself look great.
Garrett1240 Literally when did I argue?
Garrett1240 Damn, you're a dickweed.
Well Im trying to maybe get you to realize that being a homophobic Bigot isnt something to be proud of.
"Ughh, look at YOU, you're so TALL. You want a TROPHY? You want a TROPHY for being TALL? We should just go around giving TROPHIES to TALL things, is that it? Then every TREE and BUILDING would have a TROPHY"
@@alicia78421 It's from his comedy special what
WE THINK WE KNOW YOU
BO, OH MY GOD
I was just listening to that oh my god
MR. Burnham
"Never Make Fun Of Bo Burnham's Height" because he will have a real down to Earth conversation about how it always happens to him.
It was the spitting joke
He seen god perspective after all
"How's the weather up there?" "It's raining." *spits*
Underrated comment
@@WhiteRican22 it’s just doing something from the video how is it underrated edit also it has 200 likes
I’m going to say that to him then open my mouth
I wish i was tall just to use this
hahaha nice
I wish i were as tall as Bo, it just seems cool to stand in a crowd and not be lost cause you're looking over everyone haha
I mean that comes with the fear of stepping on children and animals so... ehh.
GeniTLK My belly gives me that fear already.
GeniTLK As a tall guy, I can see my feet just like anyone else, so... what? lol
lreichardt Maybe I am... but I assure you, I don't do it on purpose! I just can't help it!
G. That's cool, its no one's fault how their body is. We can coexist peacefully!
He's tall, but is he skiing?
or is he in a gay porn?
G. Here's a hint: He's in a gay porn
William Ingman OH MY GOD YES
lordy lucifer Haha, good job trying to be cool.
+William Ingman This is the song to the beginning of the show! Welcome to the show!
OMG BO KISSED HIS CHEEK THAT WAS SO CUTE
Yes 😍😍😍💜
WUT- You never been in a country where kissing is a greeting have you ?
@@sunnyscript1224 its probably because society thinks a man kissing another man platonically on the cheek is gay.
He’s such a sweetie 🥺
bo: has stretchmarks on his spine from growing so fast me: has stretchmarks on my fingers because for some reason they decided to grow to the size of a 6 feet man's while the rest of my body stayed at 5'3 ft
That is actually so insane oh my god Im the same size as my brother and yet he has stretch marks on his back yet i dont, however i have stretch marks right above my armpits for some reason
why do bodies do this
@@gamz33 Good question, guess we just had to eat foods with more collagen or something... idk
@@gamz33 That's bc you're east asian, i'll guess Chinese or Korean.
@@MaxIronsThird bro WHAT i am half black
i just found out his age, please welcome my very good friend... something seems fishy here.
+Lukas Nilsson LOL I thought I was the only one thinking this! lol
+nonstoprofling same😂
Art is a lie, NOTHING IS REAL!!!
Nothing gold can stay, nothing is permanent, just end it now
Strange that u think being some1s friend requires knowing exactly how old they are. It's really not important at all.
and all of a sudden, the comment section is full of people who brag about being tall.
Liminal Giant Because of my height? Oh yeah, it's so sensitive.
Liminal Giant I was being sarcastic.
+PoutingDino It's possible that is because the video is talking about being tall. Similar to the comments section for music videos, where you usually observe a lot of people talking about the song.
+Pout its just a prank bro
is 6'10" a height worth mentioning? (I also think they took these jokes from me, cause I used everyone of them for years).
JESUS CHRIST HE IS TALLER THAN JARED PADALECKI
+Malia Velazquez OMG HE IS!!!!
+Malia Velazquez bo should've played adam. imagine tho
+Raisha the Pansexual Princess Don't say that, then his song and shows would be in production hell for the rest of eternity.
aReapersHell lmao
Perpetual Screaming THATS TALL
i just assumed he was like 5’8 idky
Clara Eke is it sad I thought so too?
same
He is a legit 6'5" person.
Blue Star wtf is wrong with you
Blue Star Who tf hurt you?
I love Pete Holmes' set up onstage with a guest, 'cause it's like the guest is having to have a "special" conversation with like a youth pastor or something. It's hysterically awkward.
I love it. I'm more puzzled at why almost every other talk show has the same desk set up. I feel like it distances the host from the guests and makes a kind of fake formal impression.
Alexa ♥ Turn on the main lights
1:27 it’s batman from college humor
He reminds me of John Ritter somehow.
lmao and Pete's face definitely helps
I'm 6'2 but my stretch marks are because i'm fat :(
or he ate a lot in a past life
+jumja 37 Or he ate a lot in his present life.
+Bug4566 EXACT SAME!
+Bug4566 6'3", and so much relate
+ConspiracyJuice Or he ate some of the past life because he's fat, because his past was actually having friends.
I like how bo's age gives everyone an existential crisis
Gotta love that greeting kiss on the cheek. Clearly they cherish one another.
Being 6'5" has its disadvantages though. I have a hard time finding clothes long enough, car ceilings are too low, most signs or chandeliers are hazards, and the spacing in between seats in planes, buses, and cars is far too small. You always have to slouch so you can easily develop back problems, and there is no such thing as lumbar support. But it is nice to see over crowds, and people never mess with a guy my size.
Also, gaining some weight will not really show until you gain a lot which is in itself a disadvantage and an advantage at the same time.
Volvary youre right, working out it takes a lot longer to see the same amount of progress since you have to gain more muscle mass to be in proportion HOWEVER, even though it might take 1.5x longer being tall and ripped is insane
Dr. Doom wasnt this whole video about the disadvantages? Are you writing this comment just so people know you're tall?
lol at finding Victor Von Doom in the comments of two consecutive Bo Burnham videos
+Dr. Doom Id fight a guy whos 6'5" and i'm 5'8"
HE WEARS GLASSES HE IS A MILLION TIMES HOTTER NOW!!
watch his vine videos; he's always wearing his glasses XD
He's always been a million times hotter
I know right it’s so ducking crazy
@@lokithecat4960 lmao
sweetheart, he's always been hot
pete: when i started doing standup, you have nothing to talk about cause youre a *young boy* bo, who wrote brilliant songs at age 16: aha yahhhhh
shut up
Bo is such a comedic and poetic genius and exudes such an insane confidence when he's performing, but inside he's just a kindhearted goofy theater kid, and I would defend him with my life. I really hope he's doing well and that he's happy, since I know he's struggled/still struggles with depression.
My dad is 6'6 and whenever I lost him as a kid I could easily find him because he was always the tallest in a crowd.
cut:3
I still can’t find my dad.
@@somebodyoncetoldme7709 *inhale*
Same, my dad is 6'8 tho
How could you see him when toy were so small...?
Why did I find it cute when bo literally fell into his chair when trying to sit down 😂
Because everything Bo does is adorable that’s just him and his vibe lol
Knowing he was a theatre kid is enough to make my day LMAO
i swear bo gives off the most 5’7 vibes ever. like it isnt even the way he looks on stage he just gives off 5’7 vibes
Bo Burnham on the Pete Holmes show? Two of my all time favourite comedians in one place? Yes! I wish this interview was an hour long.
***** Thankyou you gorgeous human being!
***** I listened to the podcast. It was so good. Life changing. Thankyou.
Liam Fiddes Head up, he was on his podcast twice so if you've only listened to one of them there is another one out there.
Without A Script I love you also. I found the first one and started looking to see if there was a second one but only got through the first 100 of Pete's 250 something podcasts. I shall now look with renewed vigor!
***** Another thankyou! I wasn't aware of this podcast, I now have something to listen to at work for awhile.
Dude the awkward energy bouncing between them and their deflection of it or leaning into it is what I live for. It makes everything so interesting
sorry but petes laugh after bo saying "are your parents short" never fails to make me laugh
I love seeing how he acts off stage. He seems like a genuine dude. And I'm 4'11 so I can't imagine how it'd feel standing next to him lol! That's cool tho!
person: how's the weather up there? bo: it's raining *spits on there face*
You think that's bad? Try being a dwarf!
preach.
I'm almost 22 years old and I'm only 5'2.25" tall. I did defeat a guy in a sprinting race who was 6'5" though. I'm quite proud of that.
XD
Pffft an incredible cute dwarf
Yo imp wasup?
I met Bo Burnham and I never realized how tall he actually was until I saw him in person. He was just the nicest and really an awesome guy to chat with and get a picture with.
I really like Bo's last line of "We were theatre kids, so we didn't know the difference."
I can relate to the stretch marks, when i first started getting them people thought somebody had whipped me in the back mulitple times (they're turn a deep purple brown, and look like huge scratch marks).
Same here
Strecht marks are weird cuz they're not really related to your height, they're related to the speed in wich you grow, my brother is only 6 foot and he has stretch marks in his back, he looks like he got into a fight with a freakin tiger
I'm 5'6 and have one on my lower back. People are always like woah how'd you get that scar on your spine? (it's white though)
im 5'2, who here is over 6 ft i wanna fight u
+Nico Hall Short people unite! Let us harness the powers of Hell!
+Nico Hall you go for their left knees, I'll take out the right
sounds like we got a plan TheSweetestPea
Nico Hall I'll bring the condoms bro.
I'm 6'1'
Almost spit out my drink at the "I just answer 'yeah' and spit on 'em." Holy crap, taking it to the next level. Love it when comedians try to one up each other. XD
My uncle is half a foot taller than bo, and I’m a foot shorter than bo, just imagine the 3 of us side to side I’d look like an actual midget
Your uncle is 7'5''?
ItsameAlex half a foot taller than 6’5 would be 7’1 bud.
Matt Abrams No, half a foot taller than 6'5" would be 6'11"
Moldy Duck Donut excuse me while I hate myself for pretending I can do math.
how about we settle for 7 feet?
I know another height joke. "Hey how's it like up there?" "It great I can hear heaven. How is it close to your dead family?"
good lord this one is worse
vice versa if a tall person asks u what its like down there: its great i can hear your dead relatives calling out to you
I'm 6'4" and I have stretch marks on my spine as well.
Count Crotchula my diaaack is 6"4
My dad's 6'6", he doesn't. My grandad, at his peek, was 6'4". He didn't. I grew from 5'1"-5'8" in 7th grade, 5'10"-6'1" from middle of 8th to now (summer going into 10th), and I don't have them. There has to be something else going on there.
William Robinson Well just like height varies, skin type varies. Your skin and your ancestors skin may take stretching better than mine. Same thing with acne, you may have acne problems on your face and I don't. It's different for every person. I know my grandfather was 6'8" at his peak and he didn't have any. My other grandfather was 6'1" and he did.
Count Crotchula Yeah, I figured it was something with skin
Lol yeah it's obviously not about the height, but the rate at which you grew, and your skin type. You can be 5'4 and have stretch marks from growing in height
I HATE BEING SHORT. AAHHHHHHHH
Atleast there's surgeries for it, but I don't think I can get shortened and I'm 6'4"
Cetoke That's almost a foot taller than me..... FML :)
TinyMarmalade Dude, atleast your channel name suits you, lol.
Cetoke ..... I*'m 4'10
Ally Blain You're cute :3
I've got the stretch marks on my butt.. Looks like I got tiger dna in the bottom area specifically..
Am I the only one who doesn't mind that sorta thing?
Hey, you're alright man.
Stekta Zuccinin ^.^
DecapodianR im pretty sure thats a guy you are talking too.
Hamguy Bacon That changes nothing for me, if it's true. And it won't change anything if it's false as well.
Wow he kinda looks like Garret Watts here.
Ha
Bo could end this whole flat Earth thing once and for all by just standing on his tippy toes and snapping a pic of the horizon.
In what world do tall people actually get made fun of enough to develop a defense mechanism? "How's the weather up there?" is the closest thing I've heard to an insult. How hurtful.
Most of the height gain comes at puberty and this rapid change is hard for the body to adjust to, many tall people are generally awkward and uncoordinated around this time and its easy to become very self conscious.
Plus most things aren't designed with people that tall in mind. Must be frustrating for the cause of your teenage awkwardness to be reinforced as abnormal on a regular basis. Most of us get to grow up and realize the problems that made our teen years miserable were all too common.
Just because they aren't insulted because of it often doesn't mean they have no reason to be defensive. For example, women with larger chests tend to get remarks on their breasts all the time. Rarely are they negative but all of the unwanted attention makes them feel self conscious. I'd imagine it's the same with tall guys. Just because most people aren't going up to them going "you're so tall, what a freak." doesn't mean that they have no reason to be self conscious or develop defense mechanisms. Who is to say what life experiences constitute you as worthy of having developed a self conscious attitude toward any given physical attribute?
I wouldn't call it "hurtful" so much, but I work in a shop and not a day goes by when a customer doesn't ask me if I'm standing on a milk crate, or if I'm a footballer, or if I sleep with my feet in a pot of cow poop... it's just constant. It gets old, and I've been getting it for more than a decade now.
Chad Ozanich it just gets annoying as hell after so many years...and it's not funny or clever either. Especially since I'm a girl it's weird to me that people ask this. I don't know where this line came from but I hope it dies with the baby boomer generation because it's so annoying. Got so tiring.
WHEN BO KISSED PETE I MELTED- THAT WAS SO SWEET
"but we were theatre kids so we didn't know the difference" you have me dead yet again bo
I remember watching him when I was a kid he was just on youtube. My neighbor showed me "bo yo" and i hated him at the time, then years later i see he has a special on netflix called "what." and I was so confused. "Is it the same person as before on youtube?" I thought. I watched it, and that night I fell in love with his comedy.
This is weird to say but why tf is his skin so flawless? Like I know he had acne but like when did that go away?? I’m waiting for that day for me lol
Stage makeup, they always wear some on tv or shows, even the older men. Nothing gendered about it
It's weird seeing people sitting this close without masks
Haha awesome guest Pete, been waiting for Bo to appear on your show. Fun fact, I have the same kind of stretch marks on my back and I too told a similar lie to my friends.
I think Pete looks like a very young Val Kilmer.
+adrianloveslucius Look at John Ritter who played in Three's Company and then look back at Pete Holms. Then say he looks like a young Val Kilmer.
No, don't do that. That's how you summon the demon.
HE DOES
for some reason i always thought burnham was short like i odnt know why he looks short to me sitting down at his piano
He looks so good with glasses on
Pete can be rather awkward, but also, just the most hilarious man
I have the same stretch marks right at that place and I used to say the same goddamn thing. A beautiful sexy girl... who had fucking tiger claws.
his smile just kills me man
bo rarely laughs at other people’s jokes it’s actually really funny
Random Boi: "You're so tall, do you play basketball?" Me: "No. Do you play minigolf?" Also Random Boi "Oh. How's the weather up there then?" Also Me "It's raining..." 2 seconds later... *Spits on their face*
I also have stretch marks on my lower back.... though im only 5'9.
Yeah strectch marks are real weird stuff, they depend on how quickly you grew and not on how much you grew
HE’S SO LANKY I LOVE HIM
"But we were theatre kids so we didn't know the difference." the accuracy.
"We were theatre kids so we didn't know the difference." The hard truth y'all
"its raining"
0:29 thats the cutest greeting ever
Sooo, if I ever see him I will in fact be asking “how’s the weather up there”
is this show on a well known channel? Those chairs look like they had been thrown out of a salon..
"Welcome my good friend Bo Burnham"! Bo would have called him out on that bull. What kind of good friend doesn't know his good friend's age.
Im so glad these got uploaded again!
That raining comment got me pretty good 😂😂😂😂😂
HES TALLER THAN DAN AND PHIL WOAH
Myah Kip ikr
Not taller than Rhett and Link do.
He is as tall as Peyton Manning and young John Cleese.
He is also taller than Michael Carter Williams, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Charles Barkley.
Taller than Link
ive thought about this interview every goddamn day for the past three years
"We're theater kids so we didn't know" omg
he reflexively ducks when walking through the doorway. lulz
"How's the weather up there?" Me: It's raining. *sprays person with a spray bottle*
God damn he's adorable. 🤣❤️
"He's my good friend, but for some reason, I just found out his age; Bo Burnham."
New interview set?! I kinda miss Amish R2D2
maybe he lost his show because he tried to show superiority by asserting his height over the guests, thereby keeping the spotlight on himself. johnny carson always stressed the importance of letting the GUEST be the STAR. conan follows that, and its where i know that fact from. pete's attention seeking tendencies probably stem from insecurity. thats (most likely) also why he excessively laughs and it explains the reasoning behind the story of him trying to publicly humiliate other males by talking about their facial features. because thats the shit that people wanna hear about when fucking bo burnham is your guest. (oh and real subtle "i didnt know he was that young!!" just another way to belittle another male)
interesting
they canceled it because everyone thought the show was real because it was a mockumentary
HooverBeast You're reading waaaaaay too much into this. Did you really take the comment about not wanting the guests to be on equal eye level or resenting Bo for his age as genuine? He's a comedian, he was making jokes.
How many people want to hug Bo? He's just so tall, I feel it'd be really comfortable.
“You say it’s raining and you spit in their face” unexpected lol and actually made me laugh
Wow the beginnning was awkward
Why does Bo feel like my spirit human..? Is it just me? Really? Aight. Ima head out now!
"You think you're better than us just cause you're tall? Woah congrats man, you're TALL, woooow that's incredible. Woah-Do you want a trophy for being tall? Do y want-we should just give trophies to tall things, and every tree, and building will get a trophy, that make sense?" -Bo Burnham
He needed that hug.
1:19 that laugh was hilarious 😂 😂
"My good friend Bo Burnham" Doesn't know age.
Dude wtf I'm also 6'5" and have stretch marks on my back from growing too fast and get asked how tall I am at least 25 times a week
When he said the rain / spit comeback I laughed so hard I farted loudly in pants I was trying not to fart in and almost unhinged my jaw. Don't know why that was so funny but it's 5 am and I haven't slept all night
"it's raining' and then spit in their face" hahaha
SEVEN years ago????
His height is a gift, A GIFT TO US ALL.
I like how when he came in he had to duck under the door a little bit.
Miss you dude 😭 I went to the Ike Barenholtz episode about Daylights Saving! it’s crazy how relevant the episode is today
Me, upon seeing a tall person: "Wow, I bet you played a lot of soccer!" Tall person very confused: "No, I... What? Why do you think I'd play soccer." Me: "Oh, I didn't. I just assumed you were tired of everyone asking you if you played basketball. Thought I'd mix it up a bit." Almost always gets a smile out of them.
Just realised that Bo is taller than Dan and Phil
Nemi Alger WOAH
Bo is taller than Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley.
"It's raining" I loved that
meanwhile, my little brother only just turned 18 and is 7'0". he's still growing, too.
Yeah but that's the height where your life is significantly shortened.