Gort Learns to Play Minecraft (world record capybara speedrun)
2022 ж. 22 Шіл.
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Gort WILL beat ender dragon before year end 2022.
Warm Regards,
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝
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There’s nothing quite as satisfying as raising the child of a bird that hates you into a fine upstanding young gentleman
Training the son of a demon to be good.... That sounds like an anime lol
@@gridlock2958 “My son who hates me now has a child I raised as a gentleman and loves me!”
@@gridlock2958 Baki
@@gridlock2958 beezlebub anime
“I raised my kangaroo son to fight my other son and secretly have an affair with my sons wife”
Infinitely funny to me that this man spends the whole day managing his ranch, so to take a break from that once he's done he fires up Minecraft and manages his Minecraft ranch.
This is a man who knows what his best life is
Would be more ironic if he played stardew valley
I don't even have enough time to manage just my Minecraft farms...
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
Wonder if he would enjoy the Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons games as well xp
"Ben loving literally all animals" *"Also Ben intensely beating up that Minecraft panda."*
to be fair, it is just a game
The panda deserved it
@@Ack470 WHAT
@@Ack470 I died in a world with 3 STACKS OF DIAMONDS because one of them
(it was also hardcore)
this is my first time discovering this channel and it legitimately feels like a lets play of some kind of survival game its so chaotic and beautiful im subbing for sure edit: extra points for the matthew 4:19 hat and isaiah reference;)
wtf that face 7.33
I really like how unobnoxious and patient all the animals are, despite being wild and then there's Kevin
Ok I Pull. Up
Woah, is it that Kevin?
800th like btw
@@jekylllawrence nice
@@wicked3558 but dababy is on another level
A little fact about Big ounce is that when he makes that little greeting it’s actually a noise that they make when they are excited and to signal their family of something usually something that is good. It’s more like a “Hoooo-Waaaaahhhhh” when it’s fully developed. Edit: It can also be used to try and grab your attention like an “I’m here papa look at me”
GORT
that's so cute!!!!!!!!
What happened to his WIFE!?
@@WaifuSlayer I ate her
GORT
This is the best channel I've ever just randomly come across. Literally watched about 30 of the videos now and not a single one has been boring.
it’s adhd humor, it’s designed to never get old and be unpredictable
I literally went down the same rabbit hole 🙈 don’t know how I got here but I’m about 50 videos in and loving every second
6:59 this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
The only channel that never gets boring
yep *
facts
Fax
Ngl
Agreed
Ben’s living the dream: big ounce follows him anywhere
Big ounce is approaching rapidly
I dread the day when Kevin finally realizes that his beak was not his main weapon all along.
I love how this is my first video and I can already tell Kevin is the one that usually decides violence in the morning 😂😂😂
Watching Gort and Quandale Dingle get progressively more and more friendly is like watching a small youtube channel blow up and gain thousands of subs, keep it up uncle farmer ben!
this has 600 likes and no replies
no its not
@@fancen kind of, but not really, probably has better comparisons in all aspects
Lol what'ya know... I just so happen to also be a small Minecraft KZheadr named Gort looking to blow up and gain thousands of subs! XD
@@GortMinecraft no
I love watching the capybaras just staring deeply into our souls.
yes
thousand yard stare
100 always loved the capyblapys its awesome seeing them grow
They're constantly deep in thought, consumed with visions of pulling up to the afterparty.
@ 1:07 Kevin is so intent on attacking Ben that the food he's eating actually falls out of his mouth 😂
It looks like he's abusing that bird
@@Remiii0 the bird is abusing him..
@@oscartjelland9916 uhm, no
@@Remiii0 um yes the bird was chasing him down
@@Remiii0 just shut up 😂
This is the only channel I can watch 10 videos at a time and not get bored (Never a boring video)
Another flawless Capybara speed run!
Okay I pull up, hop out at the after party.
@@capyboi-776 i don’t know the words but i’ll keep writing the story
Peak KZhead content, never gets old, never gets boring, and never fails to make me laugh, truly one of the top 10 best KZhead channels ever.
Facts
Facts, adhd humor will never not be funny
God bless you uncle Ben!
Uncle Ben,you are precious,I love that you teach people about these beautifull animals. You are the precious one,your children to. Big hugs& loves to you & your adorable children,xx
Having an animal trust you that much is such a unique and cool feeling. Knowing that big ounce comes up to you even when there's no food in it for him, he just walks up to you for affection, that's so cool. An animal trusts you that much that he let's his guard down and shows his soft side.
1:39 Ben: Let’s just let the goose into our home Goose: ÆOHG
3:25 I had to look up that verse in Isaiah. What a great reference!
Amazing progress from here to today. Even from the house in Austin. Amazing
i hope u and all the animals are staying cool, that sounds like some terrible heat also a twitch would be awesome
Lived in Texas 110 Heat it is bad
@@tavi265 i live in texas and passed by this farm once on a trip (it was 112°) edit: well ranch
@@tavi265 It just reached 115 not to long ago
Doesn't twitch ban you with a very little drop of blood? Also I wouldn't be surprised if he got banned for animal abuse even if its not
@@tavi265 When I visit Texas the humidity always gets me, Im from Utah where it is dry as shit 24/7
Ben, speaking from experience, don't plant bamboo ANYWHERE. It spreads like crazy and lives in all seasons. It will literally spread throughout your whole ranch if you let it. At the place I used to live in, it looked kind a cool in the back yard, but it added a whole extra chore to deal with when it began to spread.
what about in a little pot
ur content is so funny and we have similar humor which makes everything better. Plus I love animals so this is so great for me, keep up the great work king, love ya 👍
Man this channel is wild. So much positivity.
Kevin should be in those posters for perseverance. He does NOT give up on trying to make you catch these hands.
Been watching for at least a year now and Kevin still has that same amount of aggressiion towards the guy as he did when I first watched.
wtf that face 7.33
he does not give up on trying to make him catch those hands, and he will never let you down throwing those hands
Uncle Ben, always out here making our days.
Uncle Ben!?? :'((
“You Europeans at” 7:55 had me rolling lmfao
Is that Kevin?... Whack! LoL it never gets old. 😂😂😂
They’re learning to play for the afterparty
Ok I pull up from the after party
Balls (just broke a possible chain)
@@user-zc2ks7pd3d balls
@@urnnj balls
@@francescogirotti8124 balls
there is nothing funnier than the food falling out of kevin's mouth as he charges to bite uncle dad farmer ben at 1:09
I'm dieing over here with that lid slap.
@@subparinternet4014 that slap had me rolling🤣
I had to pause that shit I just broke my ribs a few weeks ago and I was writhing in pain from the laughter 😂
i thought i was the only one who noticed lol
You are a crazy, crazy man Uncle Ben. Thank you for taking care of the animals. Love ya xx
"The masculine urge to provide for myself and my family." then he vogues. Nooooooooo 😂😇
06:00 Kevin: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?
the interactions with Kevin are my favorite
Best content was Queen playign with Heidi. Im still mad he gave Heidi away.
Kevin's the perfect anime antagonist
That chase was epic
Best channel that I discovered so far this year. Kisses from Poland! 🥳❤️
Loving that you’re getting so many views now. I remember I subbed right after the snowstorm in Austin. Loving the consistent uploads and quality!
I could never have my back turned to Kevin for that long. That has to feel like you’re in a Jurassic Park movie
A raptor trapped in a bird's body... Poor fella, lol.
I absolutely love the bond you have with big ounce. As a rat mom, seeing his comfort and seeing him enjoying being around you is so cute.
Ah yes, you is
@@peperillo there is nothing wrong with the sentence tho ?
Makes me glad to see him correctly call birds dinosaurs. I love watching these videos.
1:09 for people whos wondering… no, it doesnt hurt them because he hits them gentley, he says this in his 2nd popular video.
Don't taunt Big Ounce like that regarding his ears. His ears are perfect just the way you are. It looks like we have to remind you that there is evidence he has done *WAR CRIMES!* So in other words...it's best to let him be
Dont ask him what he did in Bosnia during 1986
be careful when you mention big ounces ears, he just might commit tax evasion again 😔
You NEVER want to plant bamboo! It will take over your entire property.
So invasive fr
🎶Ok I pull up Just scrolling thru KZhead Minding my own business then I come across this dude Cant stop watching videos of this crazy Texan Manz and all his animals just cured my depression 🤝👨🌾
wow im literaly in the same position
I got directed to Uncle Ben by a close friend lol
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I had a insane panic attack and when I watched bens channel, I started to feel better. Best channel on KZhead, love ya’ll and love uncle ben.
👋 I hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace ❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Hamburg Germany, currently living in Key West Florida☀️☀️☀️☀️and you where are you from if i may ask?
That's cos the editing on his videos give your panic attack a panic attack
I love how the Capybaras and Big ounce are super best pals now.
Not gonna lie, I would definitely watch an Uncle Ben Minecraft stream. Sounds fun!
does he stream?
"Well I sure do hope that he doesn't commit more war crimes again!"
Thanks for the info editing man
Gort is very good at minecraft, also *amazing intro, always gets me excited for your videos-*
Im convinced that Ben and editing Ben are not the same person
Best part of watching all of Bens videos is you can go back and watch all of them and they are still interesting after you watched the latest 20
2:58 interesting, interesting ☠️
Props to gort to not cheating any speed runs
Yeah not like that green blob🤔🤔
@@badingsikurt DWEAM!?
Never fails... Uncle Ben's fever dreams always make ours day better! We def pulled up on this one
6:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Player: Nooob Capybara:😒😒😒😒😒
4:20 “Look at this man eat-mHEAAUGH-”
Let us take a moment to appreciate the quality videos that Uncle Ben provided for us
Gort,quandale,and big ounce are the best trio of all time
This dude has given me the best content to binge babyyyy
(Prewarning this is a bit sad) Just want to say I’m sat here with my dog who’s sadly not got long left yet Im still laughing at your videos with tears in my eyes you help a lot of people with what you do me included thank you ❤️
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Hey Mr. Uncle Ben :) Just wanted to say that I've been binging a lot of your videos and you made me want to take the steps on being a faithful Christian again. I went through some things a while back and lost connection all the way with God, and was afraid to talk to him again. So really appreciate the influence you made for me to get connected better with my faith. Also you seem very exhausted, hope you're taking care of yourself. Take some time if needed man :)
Based 👨🏻🌾🤝
Just remember God is The Father. We can ALWAYS talk to Him. Though we should approach humbly and with great respect. He is always willing to hear us and never abandons us. He allows us to be tested so we may grow. God IS love. Jesus embodied that notion very literally.
How about you stop trying to talk to God and focus on the teachings of christ.
@@TheUrbanRescueRanch lol did you use a picture of gay men to represent europeans?
@@loganwreckedem9550 Did Jesus not teach us to speak to His Father? He taught us how to properly pray.
1:33 wise words
Yea you should definitely plant native warm season grasses because they will grow well during the texas summers! Deep roots and grow during the summer
i love this channel its so entertaining
7:42 Not entirely true! There are actually certain dog breeds that CAN climb up a tree. Like the Catahoula Leopard, Jack Russell terrier, and Treeing Walker coonhound. As well as the New Guinea singing dog, which is not a breed but rather an ancient lineage related to the dingo
hello again
I believe some Tanuki can also climb trees, but I could be mistaken. However, I do know that the Tanuki is the only canid that legitimately hibernates 😁
damn uncle ben just got fact checked
My pit bull tries to climb trees
I can’t wait to see the rivers and ponds that have always been there and definitely aren’t manmade
This is the only channel that I search up every day to see updates on the capybaras
I love seeing unique animals and how you put funny twist on it
The cappy blappies Had dream luck on that speedrun!
Actually, as an European fisherman, the idea of catching a Gar with a carp as livebait sounds pretty amazing.
wtf that face 7.33
@@alehlete830 u did the timestamp wrong btw
Being a minecraft channel myself it makes me love your videos so much more with all the minecraft references and music in your videos
I don’t even care that it’s clickbait his channel is so interesting than other ones idk what’s the feeling but it makes me feel happy thank u for making us smile
Good ole uncle farmer dad Ben, coming through to brighten up this rainy Saturday
6:27 Just a suggestion, I wouldn't recommend anyone plant bamboo. There are different species, but at least golden bamboo is considered an invasive species in much of North America. It's not the most aggressive, as it usually only spreads through its roots, but it can take some work to manage. It could very well take over your yard or escape into surrounding properties. Ben's a pretty good naturalist so he might already know the risks but I felt like it was worth mentioning.
you know i think this is definitely quality content, first time watching, or i think first time unless i did a long time back. and i enjoyed it. i will lsub
this is so funny, good man. so many fun names!
*5:15** how about you don't bite my ankle over there, FatSo* - lololol
You can also keep some carp for yourself too. They're really nice grilled or fried but they're pretty boney so they're annoying to fillet.
There’s never ever a vid that you edit that doesn’t make me either smile/laugh/snort my scotch Thank you Uncle Ben
Kevin taking a lid to the face was epic 🤣.
Pause at 02:00. That must be the cutest freeze frame I've ever seen. Just Big Ounce chilling between his Blapies, scheming how they'll dig a tunnel under uncle Bens house to escape the upcoming Waco siege.
They’re thinking about how they’re about to pull up and hop out at the after party
My guy grinds every day to take care of all of his animals, can yall appreciate the patience for this man 🙌
You are my favriot channel now and I found you crispy concords
I love big ounce 4:50
It looks like a new minecraft speed runner has appeared gort will do amazing things
This is the type of capybara content I need. I can't find anything else to spend the day besides watching gort and quandale dingle 😍
I stumbled onto your channel thru SaveAfox and you are so entertaining I wish I had a camera thru all my adventures I'm currently on some serious down time but between your channel and SaveAfox channel I've been enspired oh yea and wonderhussy lol soon I'll be answering my calling but I wanted to say I love watching you and your furbies .. I worked on a no kill animal shelter for 8mo my friend is an Animal Cruelty Ivestigator and it was the best and funnest 8months hard work and I'm so proud I was able to do good for animals ... great work Uncle Ben live long and prosper
8:47 a bleached earless lizard
The capy’s being nap buddies with the gopher was adorable
Anyone else say 'WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL' all the time now after hearing uncle Ben say it so often?
This is my favorite "secular" channel on KZhead. Great content from a great brother in Christ. God bless you bro
lol the "a hah!" at the end got me good!
1:07 I wish he had a voice. I want to know what he thinks
Uncle Ben looking bigger and stronger than ever 💪
that random heat stroke 😂 that papa Ben had at 7:30 really shows how far he is willing to go for us... 😅 Such an MVP 💪
big ounce hiding between the klabbidieblabbidies is just perfect