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The Pharaoh’s ceremony idea

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  • So that's where mermaids come from

    @zanderharvey357@zanderharvey3573 ай бұрын

    • Thats one way of seeing it😅

      @Skymeg3-13@Skymeg3-133 ай бұрын

    • If only fish knew that you don't swallow

      @timschulerii57@timschulerii573 ай бұрын

    • 😅😂 LMAO 🤣 hahaha 🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏻

      @HoneyBadger938@HoneyBadger9383 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @issacadefioye463@issacadefioye4633 ай бұрын

    • Ayo

      @coolbeans3752@coolbeans37523 ай бұрын

  • "Why don't we learn about Egyptian Mythology in school?" "....What was the first thing Atum did upon coming into existence?" ".......question withdrawn."

    @lewisbarclay9113@lewisbarclay91133 ай бұрын

    • I umm learned it in school plus 66 likes

      @Skaar437@Skaar4373 ай бұрын

    • Order 66

      @Skaar437@Skaar4373 ай бұрын

    • That pun was good ngl

      @ghost19101@ghost191013 ай бұрын

    • What was it??

      @mantaraylove@mantaraylove3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mantaraylove Making new gods out of the...fluids of his body

      @_jpg@_jpg3 ай бұрын

  • I'm starting to sense a theme in a lot of Egyptian myths.

    @alexjewett7455@alexjewett74553 ай бұрын

    • Semen

      @thelastbro1710@thelastbro17103 ай бұрын

    • I SEEmen too

      @Skaar437@Skaar4373 ай бұрын

    • Lettuce discuss that in further detail…

      @julianparsons3027@julianparsons3027Ай бұрын

  • "4 times a day." His meat is on life support bro

    @ThatRandomDude.mp4@ThatRandomDude.mp43 ай бұрын

    • How does he even have anything down there anymore?

      @b3rz3rk3r9@b3rz3rk3r93 ай бұрын

    • I do that daily my meat ain't on life support

      @tusharbullyduck-mode1183@tusharbullyduck-mode11833 ай бұрын

    • ​@@tusharbullyduck-mode1183 I do that 10 times a day

      @flameshu2@flameshu23 ай бұрын

    • ​@@flameshu2 I do that 15 times a day

      @virgondust5562@virgondust55623 ай бұрын

    • Why does it feel like you’re trying to brag about that…🤦@@virgondust5562

      @TheBedrockMaster@TheBedrockMaster3 ай бұрын

  • Everyone: Zeus no! Zeus: What did I do? Everyone: sorry, force of habit.

    @DarkVampireL@DarkVampireL3 ай бұрын

    • Plot twist Zeus was the pharaoh

      @murderofcrows5089@murderofcrows50893 ай бұрын

    • @@murderofcrows5089oh shit

      @Colethesoul@Colethesoul3 ай бұрын

    • And Everyman would say: Sorry, force of Habit. If anyone understands the reference you are cultured.

      @totallytherealbasil@totallytherealbasil3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@murderofcrows5089omgs no-

      @gabrielintano2202@gabrielintano22023 ай бұрын

    • ​@@murderofcrows5089If Zeus was the pharaoh, instead of jacking off into the river, he would have impregnated their women.

      @adamschank7703@adamschank77033 ай бұрын

  • If Gow6 goes to egypt, this would make for a hilarious joke.

    @thenewsatinbobcat5575@thenewsatinbobcat55753 ай бұрын

    • Ya we going back to aphrodite with this one 💀

      @Skaar437@Skaar4373 ай бұрын

    • I'd like to think that Kratos had learned of this during his time in Egypt, post-GoW3, but he doesn't want to remember🤣

      @Gryphon_2006@Gryphon_20063 ай бұрын

    • ​@Apollo_2006 I can imagine him showing a map to Atreus 😂 Kratos: So, we are here in the North with the Norse gods, and down there is Greece, where I come from. Atreus: And what's that black puddle below Greece? It looks like you spilled ink over it- Kratos: O-oh, yeah, no, there wasn't anything important, we'll never go there.

      @_jpg@_jpg3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@_jpgmimir: oh lad that must be..Kratos: grunts and stares at mimir mimir: oh is it because of the.. Kratos: yes do not elaborate on that matter brother Atreus: elaborate on wha..Kratos and mimir: NOTHING!

      @shadowslayer2929@shadowslayer29293 ай бұрын

  • Well they already did their business, washed their clothes and dumped their trash in the river so what's another polutant gonna do?

    @vladtheimpaler9577@vladtheimpaler95773 ай бұрын

    • I don't think they dumped their trash in the river because that would be considered rude to the river, but I am not certain

      @cosmicriptid@cosmicriptid3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@cosmicriptid And jacking off, doing your business and washing clothes isn't? 😆😭

      @Ilivedbih@Ilivedbih3 ай бұрын

    • After he you know what in the river the men goes and plants seeds along the river so yeah it would be important

      @Fire_rod@Fire_rod3 ай бұрын

  • Zeus would be proud

    @gandalfthewhite.5245@gandalfthewhite.52453 ай бұрын

  • It's Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    @AevitosTrath@AevitosTrath3 ай бұрын

    • Wrong channel 😭

      @I_Steal_Memes@I_Steal_Memes3 ай бұрын

    • Posting things on the wrong channel is tight.

      @bladeraptor1@bladeraptor13 ай бұрын

    • Look, I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about any similarities this may have to another channel.

      @TheMythologyGuy1@TheMythologyGuy13 ай бұрын

    • Wow wow wow. Wow. That is a lot of pitch meeting references

      @debbie5839@debbie58393 ай бұрын

    • @@bladeraptor1actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

      @gandalfthewhite.5245@gandalfthewhite.52453 ай бұрын

  • Respect, they were far more open with their kinks then I would have thought 😂

    @jackwriter1908@jackwriter19083 ай бұрын

  • Pharaoh: Come on men. I can't be the only one giving prosperity.

    @Khaore@Khaore3 ай бұрын

  • “So you have a ceremony idea for me?” “Yes sir I do.”

    @Gnomelord-ud5bw@Gnomelord-ud5bw3 ай бұрын

  • Wait 4 times a day, he truly is a god

    @thecactus5998@thecactus59983 ай бұрын

    • 4 times? ROOKIE NUMBERS

      @braydenshafford342@braydenshafford3423 ай бұрын

    • You don't know how horny sometime person got I myself had bad habit of doing 4 or more time

      @muhammadasadabbas5479@muhammadasadabbas54793 ай бұрын

    • ​@@braydenshafford342😂😂

      @melindashedd5278@melindashedd52783 ай бұрын

    • 4 time is a god then I’m a god every hour.

      @SaltoDaKid@SaltoDaKid3 ай бұрын

  • He should do pitch meetings for mythologies

    @JustACactus616@JustACactus6163 ай бұрын

  • Oh watching one of my favorite youtubers end a video similar to one of my other favorite youtubers is TIGHT

    @Mr.Morgan493@Mr.Morgan4933 ай бұрын

    • Oh wow wow wow …………………………………………………………wow

      @TheMythologyGuy1@TheMythologyGuy13 ай бұрын

  • Oh! Using the article flash at the end is Tight.

    @SuperAnime4444@SuperAnime44443 ай бұрын

    • It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience

      @TheMythologyGuy1@TheMythologyGuy13 ай бұрын

    • Wow. Wow. Wow...... Wow.

      @saint-g7449@saint-g74493 ай бұрын

    • it had the emotional impact of a vine boom

      @Envy_May@Envy_May3 ай бұрын

  • Wha... Ancients were freaking weird man

    @SwordOfBlueThunder@SwordOfBlueThunder3 ай бұрын

  • And _then_ the Ptolomeys and their family pretzel was added to the mix.

    @christopherg2347@christopherg23473 ай бұрын

  • The poor priest needs some serious therapy 😭

    @_-drowsy-_@_-drowsy-_3 ай бұрын

  • When the Pharaoh is an exhibitionist and he makes it the whole kingdoms problem

    @nzrulez1@nzrulez13 ай бұрын

  • "...making sure that his semen flowed with the current." The Pharaoh when his seed starts going against the current:

    @AustinJASMR@AustinJASMR3 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @gamersgamestorm8291@gamersgamestorm829113 күн бұрын

  • I'm afraid to do it if I hear some one in the apartment next to me. I wouldn't make it as a pharaoh.

    @ianyoder2537@ianyoder25373 ай бұрын

  • The priest needs to get waaaayyy off his back. I mean, what? Does he think coming up with a ritual is super easy, barely an inconvenience?

    @404FinallyFound@404FinallyFound3 ай бұрын

  • Too much history for one day...

    @BlazingLeo5502@BlazingLeo55023 ай бұрын

  • First hearing the tale of how Horus took the throne from Set, then the first 45 seconds of Atum's existence now this... Ancient Egypt was wild.

    @TheGreatThicc@TheGreatThicc3 ай бұрын

  • I feel like nobody is pointing out the pitch meeting sound. It made me cackle

    @KEeosFight@KEeosFight3 ай бұрын

    • Me too

      @SirsasthNigam.@SirsasthNigam.3 ай бұрын

  • Yo im egyptian, there is a place where we could all see where they would do it. Its so funny when i say to my friends "wait im passing the deck of impregination". I love egypt

    @SliverOfStraw1@SliverOfStraw13 ай бұрын

    • Do y'all still do it? If so let me watch 😏

      @decKyo@decKyo3 ай бұрын

    • @@decKyo idk, hbw you come over and find out💀

      @SliverOfStraw1@SliverOfStraw13 ай бұрын

    • @@SliverOfStraw1 I will~ I can't wait to see your river flowing down the Nile I'll drink it too🥴 straight from the source of possible

      @decKyo@decKyo3 ай бұрын

    • @@decKyo ill be waiting, all loaded up

      @SliverOfStraw1@SliverOfStraw13 ай бұрын

  • Making weird ceremonies is Tight!

    @npcmcishark7379@npcmcishark73793 ай бұрын

  • Ah. You see, there's a thing I didn't know about ancient Egypt... Wow.

    @anne.aka.demeter@anne.aka.demeter3 ай бұрын

  • Narrator: "It did, in fact, catch on"

    @bevsesilmwars3980@bevsesilmwars39803 ай бұрын

  • Bro really just said,"THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME!"💀💀💀💀

    @apruh@apruh2 ай бұрын

  • I think the only time the kingdom caught a break with this festival is when the 7 Cleopatras participated in it lmao

    @finnmchugh99@finnmchugh993 ай бұрын

  • Egypt was wild

    @TheRealGaming4U@TheRealGaming4U3 ай бұрын

  • Well if it wasnt a "salt" water river before.....(im sorry)

    @rddev8382@rddev83823 ай бұрын

  • So that's why God sent the plagues.

    @annieandelsieofarendelle3294@annieandelsieofarendelle32943 ай бұрын

  • "And thus the Oceans of the world became salty-"

    @ProjectIceman@ProjectIceman3 ай бұрын

  • They saw the Greeks and were like “We can top that.”

    @bizarroguy6570@bizarroguy65703 ай бұрын

    • Actually they came first.

      @GarethOfByzantium@GarethOfByzantium3 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact: Urinary infections and parasites were so common in ancient egypt, it was believed that both men and women could have periods.

    @JimBeamFiend53@JimBeamFiend533 ай бұрын

  • Man I knew what was coming the second I heard Egyptian ceremony

    @user-zn6nf3ws6b@user-zn6nf3ws6b3 ай бұрын

  • I’m surprised this is Ancient Egyptian society and not Ancient Greek or Norse society.

    @fanficfreak2113@fanficfreak21133 ай бұрын

  • Love your content keep up the great work

    @CrazyGamingYT56@CrazyGamingYT563 ай бұрын

  • Let's say the first pharaon was a Japanese deity ^^

    @ontheline3421@ontheline34213 ай бұрын

  • All i can say is The poor Children.

    @robertdonaldson5095@robertdonaldson50953 ай бұрын

  • "Already do four times a day" Ayo 14 year old me i getting called out.

    @scotginger4690@scotginger46903 ай бұрын

  • please make a video on Gilgamesh

    @blackstar279@blackstar2793 ай бұрын

  • Drake Might have a little Egyptian in him

    @TheBlankNoName@TheBlankNoName3 ай бұрын

  • 💀💀💀

    @innocentponytail9339@innocentponytail93393 ай бұрын

  • Gives fertile cresent a new meaning for me; well done.

    @grandsuki5783@grandsuki57833 ай бұрын

  • Was that… was that Ryan George back there

    @psygamez7727@psygamez77273 ай бұрын

  • The Pitch Meeting sound effect

    @gamersgamestorm8291@gamersgamestorm829113 күн бұрын

  • I was about to say "Save that for the Festival honoring Hathor"

    @Loremastrful@Loremastrful3 ай бұрын

  • I know we'd all like to see you do that, Andrew Sarran.

    @sorasong9708@sorasong97083 ай бұрын

    • Wtf . Are you zeus in disguise or something

      @Acetheskywolf@Acetheskywolf2 ай бұрын

    • @@Acetheskywolf I'm possibly a descendant of Odin through Baldr.

      @sorasong9708@sorasong97082 ай бұрын

    • @@sorasong9708 cool

      @Acetheskywolf@Acetheskywolf2 ай бұрын

    • @@Acetheskywolf I am part Dutch and part German and part Croatian, I must have Viking blood in me.

      @sorasong9708@sorasong97082 ай бұрын

  • Sobek just chilling in the river: ....Oh HELL no

    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750@gilgameshthetreasurehunter27503 ай бұрын

  • Did u just release this

    @nickduce9129@nickduce91293 ай бұрын

  • The fact he also studied Greek...And man they were for sure on something back then. And Mythology guy I think you know what I'm talking about.

    @Nockue_1@Nockue_13 ай бұрын

  • The pitch meeting sound effect 😂😂😂

    @CaptainphoenixofficialYT@CaptainphoenixofficialYT2 ай бұрын

  • You can't just beat off It's super easy bearly in inconvenience I know but you shouldn't

    @nilge90@nilge903 ай бұрын

  • And even the guys joined in

    @AniBuggy@AniBuggy3 ай бұрын

  • Imagine having performance anxiety

    @mudpie6927@mudpie69273 ай бұрын

  • Imagine if they drink that water that would make a good Saltburn joke

    @daniebosman2251@daniebosman22513 ай бұрын

  • I guess we can now call it the seamen

    @Dzo-pp2zp@Dzo-pp2zp3 ай бұрын

  • So that’s why the ocean is salty

    @legoprince64@legoprince643 ай бұрын

  • Holy Sh*t that escalated quickly

    @zacharyhutter2072@zacharyhutter20723 ай бұрын

  • What! How! And most importantly WHY!

    @GamerSpiderDrawGameEdit@GamerSpiderDrawGameEdit3 ай бұрын

  • You should do lovecraftian content.

    @jaydenrock_ian@jaydenrock_ian3 ай бұрын

  • Omg the priest is traumatized 😅

    @sirthisisaMcdonald@sirthisisaMcdonald3 ай бұрын

  • It then caught on.

    @thehorroranalog2943@thehorroranalog29433 ай бұрын

  • Narrator: It in fact did catch on

    @nastynac@nastynac3 ай бұрын

  • Love the pitch meeting sound effect.

    @nniizzaa2835@nniizzaa28353 ай бұрын

  • Them fish be eating well

    @supercanadaeh9483@supercanadaeh94833 ай бұрын

  • The ancient Pharoah Coomer

    @LazyPirate8@LazyPirate83 ай бұрын

  • With that last note....sounds like they fed some sort of soccubus\inccubus god like creature.

    @BandidFourLife@BandidFourLife3 ай бұрын

  • Egypt never ceases to surprise/horrify me.

    @monkeyking7972@monkeyking79723 ай бұрын

  • Gotta love the pitch meeting ending tone XD

    @Normandy1998@Normandy19983 ай бұрын

  • Zeus excepts the challenge

    @darkplayer237@darkplayer2373 ай бұрын

  • BRO IS LOOKIN LIKE OZYMANDIUS FROM FATE ❤

    @ReissStart@ReissStart11 күн бұрын

  • Ok I am glad I was not around during ancient Egypt

    @SinisterFears@SinisterFears3 ай бұрын

  • Man, old people had all the fun

    @ryanhiggins8869@ryanhiggins88693 ай бұрын

  • It caught on

    @ghostfang1255@ghostfang12553 ай бұрын

  • I’m freaking screaming yoooo😂😂😂😂😂

    @amarujahsehYBK@amarujahsehYBK3 ай бұрын

  • Certainly protein enriched the gators

    @string_fellow_hawk@string_fellow_hawk3 ай бұрын

  • Why did we ever stop doing this?

    @DoughnutDragon@DoughnutDragon3 ай бұрын

  • 'Pitch Meeting' of the gods xD

    @RandiPoitras@RandiPoitras3 ай бұрын

  • New ceremonies are tight!

    @idongesitusen5764@idongesitusen57643 ай бұрын

  • i have to wonder with the niel corcidile being a thing, how many people got eaten doing this or had those fish. you all know the ones swim up their one eyed tousher snack

    @shmee123ful@shmee123ful3 ай бұрын

  • Pretty accurate to the myths as far as I'm aware.

    @Liam-lx8xb@Liam-lx8xb3 ай бұрын

  • I didn't know other men joined in. Ah, to be an ancient Egyptian 😏

    @leokaptra@leokaptra3 ай бұрын

  • It caught on. I do this all the time to this day

    @stonerjesus5885@stonerjesus58853 ай бұрын

  • I didn’t need to know this, but now I do. What will I do with this information? I don’t know.

    @impa2787@impa27873 ай бұрын

  • Haha he did the Pitch Meeting thing!

    @GeckyWecky@GeckyWecky3 ай бұрын

  • Sweet Christmas in July. 😂🤣

    @WhiteKoneko@WhiteKoneko3 ай бұрын

  • I keep thinking he will say join me and jack along side me. No he didn't. Then I thought he would say have the people jack with me. But no he didn't.

    @BandidFourLife@BandidFourLife3 ай бұрын

  • I thought they just played children’s card games.

    @JustCallMePaper@JustCallMePaper3 ай бұрын

  • ,,...and make me watch"😂😂😂

    @onebleachdrifter5264@onebleachdrifter52643 ай бұрын

  • F For poor Sobek

    @Ghost_gc@Ghost_gc3 ай бұрын

  • I didn't see that coming 😅, I mean the fact that it really happened 😅

    @adityaambulkar4086@adityaambulkar40863 ай бұрын

  • I see zeus had some influence with this one

    @Bobapopin@Bobapopin3 ай бұрын

  • Maybe Ultron was right to wipe out all the humanity

    @ninevolt1243@ninevolt12433 ай бұрын

  • Some things In life can only be learned outside of school 😂😂😂😅

    @sleipnirthe8th339@sleipnirthe8th3393 ай бұрын

  • Im not even supposed to BE here

    @funtimegamer8733@funtimegamer87333 ай бұрын
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