I put together ten funny badass car commercials that are kind of macho, yet funny. I hope you enjoy them as I did. Tell me in the comments which one is your #1, I will include your vote in the ranking here below this text to see which commercial people like the most.
These ads are included:
1. Dodge with “Shepherds” from 2017, starring Vin Diesel, part “The Brotherhood of Muscle” campaign (Domestic. Not Domesticated.)
2.Toyota Hilux New Zealand with “Tougher than you can imagine” from 2012 featuring a chimpanzee and a fire-breathing wild boar on a motorbike with rocket launchers - the commercial was filmed in Ettrick, New Zealand, as GTGamer5 pointed out, thanks for the info
3. Kia Optima with “Fighter Pilot” from 2015, starring Blake Griffin
4. Cadillac ELR with “Poolside” from 2014, starring Neal McDonough (Why do we work so hard? For what? For this? For stuff?)
5. Fiat 500 S with “What bad boys drive” from 2016 (Tested for bad boys)
6. Skoda Fabia vRS with “Made of Meaner Stuff” from 2010 by Fallon London, a quite successful follow-up "Full of lovely stuff" from 2007, that is also called "The Baking of" and is seen in the beginning of the commercial in the TV
7. BMW M5 ( E39 generation) with “Jet Car” from 2001 (Fastest saloon car on the planet / Sheer driving pleasure)
8. Audi R8 & Airbnb with “Desolation” from 2016 with Frank Collison, Ashley Boettcher and Callum Joyce (For Those Who Live to Drive) - fun fact, there is a typo in the fine print at 7:38, maybe you find it, tanks to @NFSHeld for pointing it out
9. Dodge with “Warning” from 2016 with Fuel by Metallica
10. Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG with “Three Steps” from 2013
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11. / 11.5 / 11.75 VW Golf GTI with “Unpimp the auto” / “Unpimp ze auto” / “Un-pimp your ride” from 2006, starring Peter Stormare and Zonja Wöstendiek, part of the VDub campaign (Pre-tuned by German engineers / German engineering in da house), intended to parody MTV’s Pimp My Ride, unpimping Mitsubishi Eclipse, Ford Focus and Honda Civic (V Dub in the house! V Dub! Representing Deutschland!)
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The votes are in and the current winner is: VW Golf GTI with “Unpimp the auto”!
Results in detail, status December, 2020 (votes and positive mentions counted):
1. VW Golf GTI with “Unpimp the auto”: 207 votes/mentions
2. BMW M5, “Jet Car”: 117 votes/mentions
3. Dodge, “Warning”: 102 votes/mentions
4. Fiat 500 S, “What bad boys drive”: 77 votes/mentions
5. Kia Optima, “Fighter Pilot”: 57 votes/mentions
6. Dodge, “Shepherds”: 56 votes/mentions
7. Skoda Fabia vRS, “Mean Green”: 52 votes/mentions
8. Audi R8 & Airbnb, “Desolation”: 47 votes/mentions
9. Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG, “Three Steps”: 39 votes/mentions BMW M Performance
10. Cadillac ELR, “Poolside”: 36 votes/mentions
11. Toyota Hilux, “Tougher than you can imagine”: 22 votes/mentions
Thanks to everybody who watched the video, voted and commented on it, liked it and subscribed to my channel - I appreciate that very much!
This is how ads should be, funny and entertaining that we are basically just watching a compilation of ads
@Herculean You're absolutely right! I'm glad you enjoyed my vdieo
Have you seen the new Talladega Nights Hellcat ad it’s actually pretty good
Grab two beers for yourself
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Yh bro
"Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly." LOL, definitely an American ad.
Yes, very good joke!
Why do i have a feeling somebody tried that...
LOL definitely your mother a streetwalker.
Travis Schpeltinger ?
What else am I supposed to do with my aircraft carrier?
Can't fault his logic, the enemy would never expect a Kia.
😁😁😁
Kia means Killes in Action...
That's the truth
They expected a No-Kia
me wondering is it the universe or a coincidence that I didn't read this comment till i saw the kia commercial
“ you have 3 wishes “ “ 3 steps aside please “ * me being an intellectual * Bro you still got 2 wishes
😁
Lets break it down,1 step 1 wishes
second wish "get in the car please"
@@lacukamamo Now after the seconed wish everybody wants to hear the third one - suggestions? 😁
@@DaliborTruhlar 😂. I think we all know what the last request is.
2:28 "Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly" LOL
You noticed that? I love this one!
General midsize
Samsung Galaxy S7 : xD
I noticed that too LOL
@GN10Gaming - And more! Xd
when you realize your just watching ads
"Just"? Don't diminish my job, please! 😁
*You're
Special Dude How did you know?
Du fuk you jess say to me boy
Ads, with youtube ads to watch the ads
Dodge has the wildest marketing team I swear!! 😂
@Blonde_BirdAv 😊
I just loved the dodge one. Its like reading the side effects of medication. "Increased blood flow to the genitals, angry neighbors". 😂
I'm glad you liked it, it is a very good one! 😄
Warning!
2:28 "Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly" 7:35 "House does not include garage. Actual landscape around house is different"
The first one is the best! The second one just legal xD
@@DaliborTruhlar pppppppppppppppppp0ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
first warning is for americans
"Dont try Dodge if your pregnant or dont want to be pregnant." Wait... What?
Haha, I love this line!
Keeping out the girls who hate their dads
"Side affects includes increased blood flow to the genital area..." Enough said.
"CONSULT PHYSICIAN, PSYCHIATRIST AND THE HOLY TRINITY BEFORE DRIVING DODGE."
:D If I see a girl in a Dodge, she would most probably get pregnant so yeah :D
I think the Cadillac commercial is the reason why the ELR never sold. 😂
Yeah it is so condescending lol
Tbh I wouldn't touch that car after watching this commercial lol
Who the hell buy a cadillac anyway?
Idk i just think its ugly af anyway.
@Kinguin you mean "this ugly more unpractical and overpriced version of the chevy volt".
BMW M5 & Audi R8 commercials were godly 😂
You're right, they are very good! I'm glad you liked them 😊
11:11 German engineering in da house ya😂😂😂😂
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😁😁😁
Ja
😍👌😂
German Engineering... The TFSI Engine is the worst Engine that ever be built in Germany.
duestch qualitit
9:06 "I am a good fairy and I grant you 3 wishes" "3 steps aside please" 😂
That's good one, right? I'm glad you liked it!
Lmao XDDDDDD
@Ave hoiva 😁😁😁
And she looked pissed about it too
That was just too ( please insert the word when u find it)
When you realize that your skoda built by vikings.
Yeah 😁
When Red Bull gives you wings....
its actualy same as vw
@@seb99342 ferrari gives you s🅱️ins!
Really Volkswagen but yeah
Dodges marketing department is 🔥🔥🔥
Yeah 😁😁😁 The first one comes from the Texas agency GSD&M
Have you seen the one with George Washington? The best ad in the history of ads
@@juliansoto2651 yea
🔥🔥🔥
I loved that E39 M5 commercial!! And that audi R8 commercial😂😂
They are both very good! Thank you for your vote! 😁
Ripped straight from Ford Australia and their AU Falcon Ute
The last commercial was nice but throwing away perfect 90s sleeper cars away like that is a bit excessive
The hilux one
We havent even talked about the lotus carlton the insane super saloon that outruns uk police cars and faster than the M5 and 500E and even almost as fast as a ferrari testarosa
That M5 comercial was AWESOME! So well tought threw xD Love it.
Thank you very much for your comment, I'm glad you liked it!
"German engineering in the house yo!". Peter Stormare ftw.
@付和雷同 I'm glad you liked it! And yes, Peter is great!
Golf V GTI what an ugly Car 🤮
@@blackshadow2501 Time to untune your ugly shitbox! :D
@@theprogamer981 Golf V GTI 🤮💩
@@blackshadow2501 Nah, im joking I dont like the looks either. I like the Audi S3 8P much more.
I love the dodge one "We are the brother hood of muscle".
@Jr Corpus Yeah, that's a good one
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9:02 "i am good fairy and i grant you 3 wishes" "3 step aside please" OOOOOHHHHHH
😁😁😁
Hahaha. Dodge “domestic ,not domesticates”. Yeah right, Cars made in Canada engines fully built in Mexico.
2:27 Do not attempt. Optimas don’t fly. 😂😂
That's the best, right? I didn't see it first, now it's the best part of the commercial! 😁
I actually noticed it before I saw his comment. His comment used to be kind of hard to find before more people liked it. It’s weird we said almost the exact same thing though!! 😁👍
Yet*
the mustangs history ;)
what kind of idiot would attempt to ply an optimas
Funny how sometimes we hate commercials and wanna skip them and sometimes we just watch them randomly
@Carlos Perez Right!
"Don't not attempt. Optimas don't fly" hahahaha
That one is good 😁
“Increased blood flow to the genitals” 🤣🤣🤣I’M DYING
Yeah, that one is pretty awesome, they have some very good lines in it!
time code pls?
@@iamlostintime3343 8:22
Skoda were they on drugs when they came up with that add ?
This was the “Made of Meaner Stuff” campaign for the Skoda Fabia vRS from 2010 in which they wanted to show the darker and stronger side of Skoda - new, more powerful motor etc. - in contrast to the "Made of Lovely Stuff" commercial from 2007 (you can see the commercial at the beginning on TV).
@@DaliborTruhlar Thank you for the reply however the add was terrible that was my first impression and clearly not a good one.
I understand
@@MichaelsMustanggay
@@mar1usro884 Stick with you day job you have failed as a psycologist
"Do not use Dodge if you are pregnant or don't want to get pregnant" lmfao. That Dodge commercial with Vin was so smooth though.
Yeah ... I'm glad you liked them!
😂I like what you did with the 11.5 11.75 which is exactly what vw has been doing with the golf 7 golf 7.5
I'm glad you liked it, thank you for noticing!
6:06 omg thats a genius commercial😂😂
Yeah, it's pretty amazing xD
Look up dodges preditor commercial. Imo its the greatest commercial of all time
kzhead.info/sun/m8t7ka2DrqagiH0/bejne.html
yes like filming the bugatti chiron use supra or other sleeper car to film the bugatti chiron
It’s a knock off of the Australian XR6 Falcon ad
10:20 It's definitely SUCKING!! 😂😂
Ha ha, yeah! She's so good! 😁
Why the hell dose a civic have a blower?...i mean sucker
@Ming Bing 17 Who is she
bmw: we are good cars no one can beat us! audi: hold my four rings😎
Yeah, right 😄
good cars are reliable, which is the opposite of bmw
They are VW in a fancy dress and you pay a fancy price. Many thousands for four rings 🤣, only the R8 is worth it, or the 1980s cars.
@@xXadambXx at least blw dont lie lol
@@olivertaylor4779 R8 ain't even a true Audi, it's a rebadged Lambo, that's the only way Audi can win against BMW. But then there's an M8.
"Even one test drive of dodge may lead to irreversible changes in your life " not a lie lol
@usernamenotavalible Yeah, that's a good one! And good to hear it's true ... I never had a test drive, though
RIP to Focus,Civic and Eclipse
xD
For a ugly crap GTI! 😣🤢🤮🤮🤮😵
Focus owner detected
Love GTIs
@@blackshadow2501 those Japanese ones were rice
Lol,VW hates ricers
xD
Representing Deutschland
Who doesn't
Yet the Golf is commonly riced tf out
Time su unpimp sa auto
The whole family "Domestic not domesticated" Me: **dying on coolness**
😁😁😁
2:29 "do not attempt. Optimas don't fly" That is just hilarious
You have good eyes! The line is the best 😊
fiat one was funniest because no "bad boy" would ever buy a 500 lol. (Edit for spelling)
Ha ha, that may be true 😁
sirch "Abarth 595". It's the bad boy's 500
Diego Alberti : That one rocks!
True😂😂😂
Eyy i have a 1972 fiat 600 and i gotta say its a nice car
VW was absolutely savage. Gotta give it to Dodge though. Nothing beats Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel it is!
Except maybe Petrol Unleaded
@Gmet Arts why because he started the biggest and the best franchise in the world alone with the help of the late great Paul Walker R.I.P to the man himself
Hollywood phoney as the christian bible & Vin Diesel
I'm paying for KZhead premium so I don't have to watch ads But here I am watching just ads 👀
And I'm glad you do! I hope you enjoyed my video 😊
@@DaliborTruhlar hmmmm
@@right2win6911 Hmmmm?
"Don't drive dodge if are pregnant or don't want to get pregnent "😂 I like it ❤️
@Abhimanyu.M.B 's Madness That one is so nice! I'm glad you like it 😊
That M5 commercial...priceless. Never gets old
Yeah! 😁
I like the overall message of Cadillac, and it was nice to hear "we went to the moon, and we're going back". But my #1 would be the BMW matching that landjet
hi andy p, nice to see you again! I'm glad you liked the Cadillac commercial, honestly, I also liked the tone and the sentence, but yes, BMW was somehow outstanding xD I will include both of your votes in the ranking update, if that's okay with you
Actually without german rocket science, you wouldnt have gone anywhere, motherfuckers.... REPRESENTING DOITSCHLAND!
MisterBrauner Yet those Germans still came to America…
@MisterBrauner please, watch your language and learn to write, it is still Deutschland
@@DaliborTruhlar Oh in germany its just slang to say Doitschland, dude
"Consult physician, psychiatrist and Holy Trinity before driving Dodge." 🤣
@yourhoteldoor. com There are some pretty nice lines in that one 😁
8:47 my absolute favorite 😂
Mercedes 3 steps! Good choice 😁
The dodge adds 😂
I'm glad you liked them! They all are very good!
8:17 that part got me 😂😂😂😂👌
Yeah, the Pregnancy-Dodge 😁
Eventhose i'm a man
Wait… so does the dodge get you pregnant or does your gf do??
Every time I see that super long Dodge commercial @8:38, I instantly replace every "Dodge" with what comes to mind every time I see a Dodge emblem. Look closely and you'll see too.
Does it have something to do with where babies come from?
Dalibor Truhlar Possibly.
@@thatbluefieroguy7741 Well, they changed their logo 😄
2:05 You see Ivan. When of having flying tank, Enemy not knowing To use anti-air Or anti-tank.
Or anti-car 😄
Or anti-car 😄
When you think omg i will buy a optima then there is "do not attempt optimas don't fly" Me:"NEVERMIND"
You have good eyes! The line is the best! 😁
kzhead.info/sun/drSSndh9iJt9ZHA/bejne.html this is the best add in history of car add only in new Zealand
The 'swag' advertisement was that of the Merc's. "3 steps aside" lol :)
Yeah 😁
2:28 “Do Not Attempt Optimas Can’t fly Legal Reasons😂
But I can imagine, they wrote it with a smile in their face 😄
Some people might have Down syndrome ;-)
"Do not attempt. Optimas dont fly" -Small text
You're right, that's the best line there! 😁
Funniest: fiat 500 Most clever: BMW M5 Tasteless: Optima.. IMO
Thank you for your vote and the reasoning, I'm glad you liked these commercials! Although I disagree on the Optima ... xD I will include your choices in the next ranking update for my video!
Most badass: Dodge Charger/Challenger/wait, they made an SUV? uwu
@Richard Black : Good choices! xD
I loved the optima though! I love the "Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly" at the end
@Chacha Zr Thank you very much for vote and congratulation - you have good eyes! The Optimas don't fly line is the best! 😁
So the guy in the fiat is telling his girl he's actually gay ...
Moraes FBPA the Kia is gay too
it actually tell his girl he was cheating on her
Camilo Javier yes ... with a dude.
No , he just told her to fuck off 😂😂
That's what I thought 😂😂😂
4:13 ads:softie, tea parties, nice suits how they make cars:bad, evil, power, teamwork
@Khallel De Jesus 😊
2:23 when you really think rebull will gives you wings
😊
7:48 Best commercial hands down.
Thank you for you vote! Yeah, it has an original idea, some extremely entertaining lines and is 100% Dodge!
It is plus metallica makes it even better
Zachary Cassidy élève : 😁
Karlo Gobac : That's right, the song is perfect for the commercial ... well, Dodge in general xD
It should be a Mustang *oops (just kidding, forgive me pls !)
I thinks it's funny that the lamest cars have the most hardcore ads.
Lol for real
That VW isn't very lame, but commercials are pretty crazy for it. lol it's a Golf, anyway I have seen VW Golf commercial with grandma. It's crazy too, so maybe VW is just trying to be known for that.
@@MJ-uk6lu - Once, in 2010, I got overtaken on the Landstraße by a grandma in her Golf 5. I drove too slow for her with 70 km/h and Tempomat/Cruise control on. Shows to mee, that grandmas in VW-Commercials are quite realistic :D.
@@auandi In my grandparents' village there was one person, who was around 50 year old. She had Ford Mondeo. She didn't have driver's license, loved to speed and often drove drunk. One time she crashed into tree and nothing of that Ford was left. Some other old people in Golfs loved to rev them and do burnouts.
I agree BMW is best one then.
7:34 germans be like why should i book this house
The Germans?
Because in Germany u can go as fast as you wann to go on the Autobahn
@@stefanscharf1373 Ah, okay, you were referring to the speed limit, I see
Time to unpimp se auto
Oh yeah! Good choice! xD
That Eclipse tho it looks like it came out of nfs underground
Those poor eclipses
@@lanevo6640 Only one tho
No Timestamp? Really 😲 9:33
yes.... I did consult the holy trinity before driving my demon XD
You have a Demon? Ooooooh!
I think they were pissed
2:27 "Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly" lolol
The best line! You have good eyes! 😄
10:19 it’s defently tsucking
Yeah, she's so great! Stormare and she are both good choices for the commercial!
I like the end of the video with the 3 extra parts of it:) good job
I'm very glad you enjoyed my video, and especially the added material! Thank you for your nice comment, I appreciate that a lot!
The 'unpimp' commercials at the end really take me back. Those were incredible!
@Mediocre Hero Yes, these were the times, when autos got unpimped 😁 I'm glad you liked it!
3:15 when your late for school
😄
The eclipse wasn’t too bad... 😂😂😂
Yeah 😁
5:19 how to destroy your right ear
😆 nice twist at the end 😂😂that was funny 😂🤣😂🤣
I'm glad you enjoyed it - and thank you for watching until the end! 😄
Words can't describe how much I love this video
I'm so glad you like it! Merci beaucoup for your very nice comment 😊
"Do not attempt, Optimas dont fly"
Wow, you noticed that? This is such a nice line and such a small detail! xD
Everything said about dodge is true. Love the dodge
Yeah xD
Yeah just ask Dalibor something about the "reality is "its all to confusing to you "
made me love. thanks mate
I'm glad you enjoyed my video!
7:47 most badass commercial I’ve seen
Dodge Warning! It IS really badass!
the BMW m5 ad is so funny too
This made my day thank u 😂😂😂😂
You liked my video? I'm very glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for telling me, I appreciate that a lot!
LOL...Bravo! Love Skoda and VW last 3 ads. Greetings from Argentina.
Thank you for your choices, I'm glad you enjoyed these commercials! Greetings from Austria
2:27 when someone said "car-go space?"
@Honord That's a nice one! 😄
DODGE FOREVER!!!
xDDD
Dodges tail light desing is cool. :)
@@blackheavyblans Heck yeah it is.
blackheavyblans google 69 Dodge Charger taillights
I perform something a bit more.. Swedish.. A SAAB
The Audi one was my favorite it reminds me of me and my girlfriend lol
😀
Are you Fiat now?
I've seen this when it was uploaded, then at the start of the pandemic un 2020, I'm back un 2021 and I still like it
I'm so glad you still enjoy it! Thank you very much for your nice comment and for watching it so often 😊
Dodge and jeep ones are unreal. Construction guys must get chills watching it 😂😂😂
@Ahmed , 😁😁😁
The Fabia VRS... true 180HP beast... lmao
xD
DALIBOR that was HILARIOUS!!! Side note, I have CHARGER and they aren't lying. LOL
Ja Z : Thank you very much, I'm really glad you liked it! I needed a long time for this one, so I appreciate your positive judgement a lot! xD But wait, you have a Charger?! This is great, congratulations! I always wanted to have onem I love US-American cars and had an old Chrysler Saratoga, then the Chrysler Vision, in US it was called Chrysler Eagle I think, and then the Chrysler 300M - nice design, great power, a lot of space and very exotic here in Austria/Europe. Sadly, they are also very expensive resp. you don't get any and have to order them from US and with all the tarrifs and taxes ... I'm getting to know and like you more and more! Nice ranch by the way, also your videos very good!
Dalibor Truhlar : WOW, thanks Dalibor. To be honest with you, I'm just recording with my phone and having fun. I really do appreciate all the time you put into these videos. See you next time. Your friend in OREGON.
You are my friend from Independence Day! (the video you made xD)
Don't get pregnant
Paint it black, people will think you're an undercover cop
Excellent video plus quite good graphics Advertising grows every day.
I'm glad you enjoyed it 😊
See... this is how i love ads: compared, thematically groupped, watched from free will! Enjoying every second, and respecting the makers....
@ledgeri Nicely put! 😊 Especially the part about respecting the makers - the guys who made these commercials did an amazing work which is not always easy on this high level. I'm glad you enjoyed my video!
@@DaliborTruhlar Yeah, these are mini-movies, made well! Sometimes i check the directors, or company groups on vimeo too to get the dense gems :) and i hardly ever got disappointed... But also, if one of these pops in when i do not really want them, that is bad, but if it is one from the good kind, i can not even be mad :)
@@ledgeri That's the spirit! 😁 You're right about the mini-movies, some commercials are so dense and intense, they have more storytelling in 30 seconds than some real movies in 1.5 hour. But you have to see a lot of not so good productions before you get to the good ones
Best way to check the metal take a bite with your steel teeth...What a bite...Crazy isn't it ... lol 😂
Ha ha, yeah, that one is absolutely crazy and a good idea, never thought of thatm also the guy boxing against the door, very powerful xD
3:53 why some girls so that? Closing the door like that wont make the car ruined and kicking the tires? Tires made to held up againts pothole in a high speed and shes kicking the tires just like that? I think most girls do that because they dont wanna damage the car, only for release anger
I think you're right
"most girls" don't do that at all.
xD
Girls are thick as 2 short planks
They just think they DO damage, or.... nah i dont know
"Do not attempt. Optimas don't fly"😂😂😂noiceeee
That's a good one 😊
The 2nd and 3rd ad is so hilarious 😆 😂
Toyota and Kia - thank you very much for your vote, I'm glad you liked them! 😊
5:17 i thought that my head set broke
I NEED A CHARGER, TAKE MY DAMN MONEY DODGE
😁😁😁
The Volkswagen GTI commercial was funny af. LOL all they did is destroyed cars like toys 😂😂😂
@Prayas Dash I'm glad you liked it! And thanks for watching to the end 😊
Excellent compilation Dalibor! Shake and Bake!
Thank you very much, that's nice of you to say! And thanks for teaching me the idiom with shake and bake - I never heard that before, learned something new 😊
6:00 that was dope
😁😁😁 (sorry, couldn't your emoji xD)
Just realized that Dom rips his automatic into gear like if it was a manual
7:06 This face is perfect
Yeah, Frank Collison, he's great!
9:16 real sigma
😊😊😊
10:11 Haha ricer cars 😂. Nice golf nice parody 😉
I'm glad you liked it! 😁😁😁
1:27 lmao 😂🤣
Ape on a bike 😁