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Tito Ortiz creepily stares down Michael Chandler

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  • Tito isn't even paying attention. He's in his own head obviously. Thinking of ways to outlive his children.

    @Nat-fo5qq@Nat-fo5qq9 ай бұрын

    • well... the solution is pretty obvious, even for tito

      @leocoelho12@leocoelho129 ай бұрын

    • ahaha, that's gotta be top 3 dumbest things he ever said

      @gregoriofracassi9776@gregoriofracassi97769 ай бұрын

    • Finally. It's obvious.

      @LayneStaley-zl2iq@LayneStaley-zl2iq9 ай бұрын

    • he can put them in the oven

      @redmarine2717@redmarine27179 ай бұрын

    • Thinking of how to not cut his fingers off slicing onions...

      @user-iz7zy7rx9t@user-iz7zy7rx9t9 ай бұрын

  • Tito wondering how many times a day Chandler trains, per night

    @maxenzie5798@maxenzie57989 ай бұрын

    • 5 times a week per night

      @nystagmus@nystagmus9 ай бұрын

    • Hahahahaha 😂

      @kungpowking1606@kungpowking16069 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @johnsmith9476@johnsmith94769 ай бұрын

    • omg i cant 😂

      @user-hl7ko7zz5x@user-hl7ko7zz5x2 ай бұрын

    • Hahahahhaha what a comment mate….bad laughing here like 😂😂😂😂

      @benatkinson3740@benatkinson37402 ай бұрын

  • He's so pissed how fast Chandler can get through sentences without mistakes

    @BlueBarrier782@BlueBarrier7829 ай бұрын

    • Best comment

      @Mirici1@Mirici19 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @learning6267@learning62679 ай бұрын

    • 🤣

      @ToG_7@ToG_79 ай бұрын

    • Tito can get sentences out without mistakes a lot quicker than chandler, they just don't make sense

      @deadsi@deadsi2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@deadsiLMAO, TOO REAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤

      @kanethesevenfootmonster868@kanethesevenfootmonster868Ай бұрын

  • I'm surprised how Chandler's whole body didn't start to orbit around Tito's head, staying in such a close distance towards each other.

    @edvinparmeza1298@edvinparmeza12989 ай бұрын

    • legit spat out my food reading this ahahahahaha

      @deucey89@deucey899 ай бұрын

    • @@deucey89 😂😂😂

      @edvinparmeza1298@edvinparmeza12989 ай бұрын

    • ​@@deucey89legit I dropped my 1year old on the floor 😂😂😂😂

      @dabd8175@dabd81759 ай бұрын

    • Agreed, he was too close to the Tito dome gravitational force. He got lucky

      @Redlight2099@Redlight20999 ай бұрын

    • Legit started orbiting around my phone

      @mrggonzalez3278@mrggonzalez32789 ай бұрын

  • Good luck beating an old mature in a staring contest. 10-7 Tito

    @lcarusLives@lcarusLives9 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @bennyvillaflor4117@bennyvillaflor41179 ай бұрын

  • "This guy is not a better wordsmith than I am" - Tito probably

    @BreastMilkEnjoyerX@BreastMilkEnjoyerX9 ай бұрын

  • Tito looks like Beavis and Butthead combined.

    @kellohitty69@kellohitty699 ай бұрын

    • That is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

      @nikls5343@nikls53439 ай бұрын

    • LOL

      @user-rl2fm7qg8g@user-rl2fm7qg8g3 ай бұрын

    • amazing lol

      @joebrammer2175@joebrammer21752 ай бұрын

  • Tito is unintentionally hilarious

    @WheresMyMotivation@WheresMyMotivation9 ай бұрын

    • That's what this channel is based on.

      @gnosis8142@gnosis81429 ай бұрын

  • Bro blinked zero times while Chandler was on 18😂😂😂

    @2psychdudes@2psychdudes9 ай бұрын

    • Bro, I really started to count Michael's blinks after your comment, indeed 18

      @user-zs8ux2cq8c@user-zs8ux2cq8c9 ай бұрын

    • i counted 19

      @nzbg1132@nzbg11329 ай бұрын

    • @@nzbg1132 are we normal for even counting ?🤣

      @2psychdudes@2psychdudes9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@2psychdudesdude wtf it's 18 lol

      @Unexpectedthings007@Unexpectedthings0079 ай бұрын

    • Holy 💩!! Maybe I'll do a thesis on how blinking frequency correlates with intelligence!!

      @thersten@thersten9 ай бұрын

  • Every time I see Tito I can't believe that's actually how big his head is.

    @JackHehe@JackHehe9 ай бұрын

    • Dude looks like Agent 47 tryna get close to his target lmao

      @KevinJohnson-cv2no@KevinJohnson-cv2no9 ай бұрын

    • Looks like the villain from a B-tier 90s movie

      @pastywhiteboy9393@pastywhiteboy93939 ай бұрын

    • Paint him blue for the Megamind live action remake

      @IcedCub@IcedCub9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@IcedCubTito playing Megamind would be the most ironic casting choice in history

      @jphenry3404@jphenry34049 ай бұрын

    • Why is his head so large, steroids?

      @chicnoir29@chicnoir299 ай бұрын

  • Tito is an unlimited content machine lol.

    @akiratrolliyama4062@akiratrolliyama40629 ай бұрын

  • Tito looking like he's plotting a heist at the world's largest jackal emporium

    @Malygosblues@Malygosblues9 ай бұрын

  • Tito's mind is made up: "I am gonna outlive this guy! Of course, 100%!"

    @MightyJabroni@MightyJabroni9 ай бұрын

    • First I thought you were saying that his mind is invented. But I don't think anyone could even invent such a mind.

      @gnosis8142@gnosis81429 ай бұрын

  • He is reaching for those grapes

    @vedantpande523@vedantpande5239 ай бұрын

    • "Nose picking"

      @guyeshel9316@guyeshel93168 ай бұрын

    • Playing the violin

      @aShamelessHigh@aShamelessHighАй бұрын

    • ​@@aShamelessHighwith that cheese and wine?

      @luislamarosa9681@luislamarosa968111 күн бұрын

  • Tito started playing that Violin

    @soarkiclu4718@soarkiclu47189 ай бұрын

  • Tito just thinking “Yeah this Chandler guy is definitely an old mature. He will outlive his children like me. Of course. 100%.”

    @likewise4Gaming@likewise4Gaming9 ай бұрын

  • Tito was actually counting the number of hair strands on Chandler's head

    @knike442@knike4429 ай бұрын

    • Tito cant count silly!

      @kingt0295@kingt02959 ай бұрын

    • He kept getting stuck at 8 so he kept starting over

      @gdarippa69@gdarippa699 ай бұрын

    • 😂🤣

      @BigSteppaa.@BigSteppaa.9 ай бұрын

    • @@gdarippa69Behave! 🤣

      @BigSteppaa.@BigSteppaa.9 ай бұрын

    • He's thinking, "That's 6 strands of hair, actually 6 strands of hair, uhh 5 strands of hair is 3 strands of hair, uhh one of those strands is 2 strands of hair... sooo, 6 strands of hair on Michael's head"

      @user-io6eq9gt6w@user-io6eq9gt6w9 ай бұрын

  • "Fuckin look at this guy, making cheese and wine, im the real king of the jungle, this guy can't even string a sentence together" - Tito in his mind

    @tjwest2605@tjwest26059 ай бұрын

  • This channel is the gift that keeps on giving.

    @barfymann362@barfymann3629 ай бұрын

  • Tito isn't looking at Chandler, he's having that convo we all had with ourselves when we were 6: "What if I actually have psychic powers, but I've just never tried to use them..... omg what if I just need to TRY to use them..."

    @brendanbrown3844@brendanbrown38449 ай бұрын

    • bruv, when I was 6 I thought I could bend the electricity by squinting at street lights

      @uz7699@uz76999 ай бұрын

    • @@uz7699dope

      @bv657@bv6579 ай бұрын

  • Tito looking at him like "I likes ya and I want ya"😂

    @Redbeef0@Redbeef09 ай бұрын

    • "I'm gonna kick his ass, and it's not his butt"

      @edvinparmeza1298@edvinparmeza12989 ай бұрын

    • It’s like he is sniffing his fingers after …

      @Gtex555@Gtex5559 ай бұрын

    • We can do this the easy way or the hard way

      @CommandanteDiablo@CommandanteDiablo9 ай бұрын

    • @@CommandanteDiablo is it more important than water ?

      @Gtex555@Gtex5559 ай бұрын

    • Tito “Get off that computer call and get over here and kiss me in my hot mouth…I’m feeling romantical” Don’t help the guy from that video looks like Cutman Tate.

      @chicnoir29@chicnoir299 ай бұрын

  • Tito out here lookin like Lex Luthor While Chandler looks like he’s from twilight

    @Idk-gc7xo@Idk-gc7xo9 ай бұрын

  • Nothing unusual, Tito is waiting paitently to outlive Michael.

    @regzzuse280@regzzuse2808 ай бұрын

  • Tito looks like he's considering eating Chandler.

    @yuppiecake9097@yuppiecake90979 ай бұрын

  • That is just bizarre

    @raydani8748@raydani87489 ай бұрын

  • Tito is literally squeezing those grapes...

    @officialstoneytark@officialstoneytark9 ай бұрын

    • he's trying to make his wine, and the wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine

      @witheretide8515@witheretide85159 ай бұрын

  • Tito: I wish I talk like Chandler Michael

    @gdarippa69@gdarippa699 ай бұрын

  • tito is just mad that michael can read green eggs and ham in one sitting

    @theDILLMISTER@theDILLMISTER9 ай бұрын

  • He was actually practicing playing the world's smallest violin.

    @otrevizo6542@otrevizo65429 ай бұрын

    • Amazing comment

      @martimxavier9690@martimxavier96905 ай бұрын

  • Tito looking like a super villain.

    @upperubberlos996@upperubberlos9969 ай бұрын

  • Tito was thinking about how he would outlive Michael 100%

    @lennylennington@lennylennington9 ай бұрын

  • what it is, tito was intensely concentrating on a math equation, working it out on his fingers and the back of chandler's head 😂

    @1amb1@1amb19 ай бұрын

  • How have I NOT a seen this is ANY of the Tito’s compilation vids I’ve seen! This is 🥇! Great video!

    @CONCERNEDcitizenforever@CONCERNEDcitizenforever2 ай бұрын

  • Tito is just wondering whether to use a red or yellow onion for his next onion chopping tutorial

    @geraintmorgans4673@geraintmorgans46739 ай бұрын

  • Tito playing the role of a cartoon gang boss

    @bpc1003@bpc10039 ай бұрын

    • In his mind, yes.

      @gnosis8142@gnosis81429 ай бұрын

  • Wtf .. I feel like it looks that way but Tito is probably just having a flash back while staring into the space infront of chandlers head

    @crookedwiretap89@crookedwiretap899 ай бұрын

    • He's also probably much further than it looks; it's a common Visual Illusion.

      @gnosis8142@gnosis81429 ай бұрын

  • He wants to outlive Chandler's children💀

    @darketernal_town3658@darketernal_town36589 ай бұрын

  • Tito thinking, how do people speak this well? It’s like they know what they’re going to say before they say it 🤯

    @RollingxBigshot@RollingxBigshot9 ай бұрын

  • Dang! Tito looks mad that Chandler can say so many words without tripping over them

    @neihgnot8320@neihgnot83209 ай бұрын

  • that hand movement is just him trying to cover up how he slightly picked his nose at the start lol

    @brandonbrown1284@brandonbrown12842 ай бұрын

  • He feels like reaching for that Chandling

    @PhaRoaH87@PhaRoaH879 ай бұрын

    • Nooo

      @BadselS@BadselS9 ай бұрын

  • If you look carefully there's a tiny violin under each of Tito's fingers.

    @ferdinandmagellan9210@ferdinandmagellan92109 ай бұрын

  • Chris Benoit vibes

    @blazet3389@blazet33899 ай бұрын

  • If Tito had a deep voice and the cognition required to act, Josh Brolin wouldn't even have been considered to play Thanos

    @emekaokonkwo869@emekaokonkwo8699 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @chrisgriffin9682@chrisgriffin96829 ай бұрын

  • "I'll meet with you at the top of the mountaintop"

    @CEOofSleep@CEOofSleep9 ай бұрын

  • Tito looking like a lv 150 mob boss in that mobile game KZhead keeps advertising

    @Bandzlevan@Bandzlevan8 ай бұрын

  • The way Tito plays with that booger is outstanding

    @edwinjimenez2327@edwinjimenez23279 ай бұрын

  • Tito should be lex luthor

    @NarcisoMR@NarcisoMR9 ай бұрын

  • Tito's a genius; he's contemplating things you can't even imagine.

    @eldonpreston8896@eldonpreston88962 ай бұрын

  • Tito's turning into Brainiac 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @wariokhabib245@wariokhabib2459 ай бұрын

  • Tito thinking Chandler is Chael

    @grandpacreampie@grandpacreampie9 ай бұрын

  • Tito is megamind speaking in intelligent terms we cant understand

    @ripvanwinkle5647@ripvanwinkle56479 ай бұрын

    • He's got that Mental Mindset

      @looperradical2689@looperradical26899 ай бұрын

  • Am I the only one who thinks the Tito's head looks like a Mr Potato Head? He could partner with the creators and release a Mr Tito Head.

    @fcukugimmeausername@fcukugimmeausername9 ай бұрын

  • Tito is staring at his chest because that’s what he thought they were playing.

    @Bombbeachh@Bombbeachh9 ай бұрын

  • Tito plays his tiny violin

    @neihgnot8320@neihgnot83209 ай бұрын

  • Guy looks proper like a villain

    @320speed@320speed2 ай бұрын

  • Tito playing that violin with his hand , and them grapes sounding like wine.

    @tomd1198@tomd11989 ай бұрын

  • Tito's head is pretty much the same size as that girls torso

    @Naeshabby@Naeshabby9 ай бұрын

  • He is patiently waiting for chandler to finish talking so he can tell a jackal story

    @raidernation9920@raidernation99202 ай бұрын

  • Nobody gonna mention that Titos fingers are playing hot potato with a booger

    @flatutlencetheunending@flatutlencetheunending9 ай бұрын

  • Tito wondering if he can outlive Chandler

    @lanceserrano__@lanceserrano__Ай бұрын

  • Tito’s just shocked to see another human put a couple of sentences together.

    @HalaMadrid98@HalaMadrid98Ай бұрын

  • He wasn't staring at Michael, he was staring at his complex finger exercises.

    @Crackpunch@Crackpunch9 ай бұрын

  • Tito thinking about feeling Chandler's grape and wine

    @nandanavadhani904@nandanavadhani9049 ай бұрын

  • Tito rolling that booger with all fingers😂

    @akindtroll28@akindtroll289 ай бұрын

  • Why am i just seeing this now for the first time 😂

    @Mirici1@Mirici19 ай бұрын

  • lol i needed this laugh

    @RickiBobbi69@RickiBobbi699 ай бұрын

  • hes playing a tiny little violin between his fingers reaching for those grapes

    @NaturalIntensity69@NaturalIntensity699 ай бұрын

  • Tito playing that small violin and thinking of chandler grapes

    @Sunshine_VX@Sunshine_VX9 ай бұрын

  • Chandler has not aged at all.

    @jackthegreek6092@jackthegreek60929 ай бұрын

  • Bros acting like lex luthor scheming somethijng up in there

    @leobruh8683@leobruh86832 ай бұрын

  • Tito’s out to lunch. I’ll have the cheese and wine please.

    @TimeGallon@TimeGallon9 ай бұрын

  • Tito's head so big the barbershops charge him double

    @LifeIsGood-qg3xv@LifeIsGood-qg3xv3 ай бұрын

  • "Look at me..look at me Michael..look at me" - Tito's inner voice.

    @2seven4dawson85@2seven4dawson852 ай бұрын

  • He’s dangling those grapes

    @flatpickom@flatpickom9 ай бұрын

  • That’s that don’t drop the soap glare. That Izzy looking at Paulo while seductively stroking his Dollar Tree pearl necklace glare.

    @chicnoir29@chicnoir299 ай бұрын

  • Bro is Lex Luthor

    @vat1729@vat17299 ай бұрын

  • He's trying to reach for those grapes, with the cheese and the wine

    @TheJojoso@TheJojoso9 ай бұрын

  • Tito _actually_ has the same facial muscles as a silverback gorilla

    @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910@theproblemmustbeinyourpant59102 ай бұрын

  • Nobody gonna talk about how Tito just clearly wiped a booger out of his nose and then started playing with it

    @beelzebootthecanadiandevil9600@beelzebootthecanadiandevil96002 ай бұрын

  • Did he just sniff his fingers? Wonder where he had them! 😂

    @GDAWG.@GDAWG.9 ай бұрын

  • Nah, he was eyeing those grapes off-camera.

    @boredguy6970@boredguy69709 ай бұрын

  • Tito looks like bald bruce lee..

    @mmalover911@mmalover9119 ай бұрын

  • Chandler is Checkers & Tito is Chest .

    @Lampwick-dz1zq@Lampwick-dz1zq9 ай бұрын

  • he’s playing the violin with his fingers waiting for that cheese and wine.

    @TG_0-0_@TG_0-0_9 ай бұрын

  • Dude doesn't even blink

    @godmodes@godmodes9 ай бұрын

  • He's thinking about how Gregor McConner will fight him someday.

    @TheDangerRoom1776@TheDangerRoom17769 ай бұрын

  • He forgot to fullfil his shoes before putting them on, that's why he's staring so hard,also gotta reach for them grapes man

    @cunctator3401@cunctator34019 ай бұрын

  • Tito "mastermind" ortiz

    @JayDidntDoIt@JayDidntDoIt3 ай бұрын

  • Tito's a character 😅 i miss UFC TITO

    @rubenbustamante1828@rubenbustamante18282 ай бұрын

  • What u thinking bout Tito? Tito: swimming pools.

    @thersten@thersten9 ай бұрын

  • This is gold

    @ShakenPig@ShakenPig9 ай бұрын

  • He didn't blink once

    @TickleThatMonkey@TickleThatMonkey6 ай бұрын

  • Tito pulled a booger out of his nose and rolled it around disgustingly close to Chandler's head. Quite the character. One of the most un-self-aware folks on live TV

    @cygnalsux1@cygnalsux12 ай бұрын

  • What year is this video from?

    @jeiwaru@jeiwaru9 ай бұрын

  • Started dying of laughter cuz I thought he was going to pick his nose

    @ChaelSonnen000@ChaelSonnen0009 ай бұрын

  • Tito Is Like Why Can't I Speak Like Him

    @BoscoBrown-lf2sj@BoscoBrown-lf2sjАй бұрын

  • Chandlers reaching for those grapes 🍇….. like a 🎻 with that 🧀 and 🍷!

    @SpiritualForest.@SpiritualForest.9 ай бұрын

  • " im broadcasting it now, Ron do u want my sausage" 😅

    @Project.X7@Project.X79 ай бұрын

  • Lex Luthor seeing the incredibly jacked, 6'5 Journalist at the Daily Plant take off his glasses in his cubicle.

    @shashwatpradhan1451@shashwatpradhan14519 ай бұрын
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