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Black Ops Zombies - Funny Dialogue

A Villainous Toaster
2021 ж. 20 Қаз.
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Going through the comments of my previous Zombies funny dialogue videos, I found a bunch of comments talking about lines I missed out, so I figured I would go back and record them to make a new video. In that process, I couldn't help but reexamine each every map in the Aether story just to find even more lines that I may have missed which took me a few weeks.
Once I did that, going into each game and actually recording the lines went by a lot quicker. That being said, some of these lines proved a little more difficult to actually record because I couldn't quite figure out what triggered them. All in all, was months in the making, so I really hope you guys enjoy it, and would very much appreciate it if you left a like, or a comment
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  • You can tell that the voice actors had a lot fun with playing their characters in Zombies, the comedy is perfect, especially when Tank breaks the the non-existent 4th wall

    @SONICX1027@SONICX10272 жыл бұрын

    • Lol I would too, the dialogues were funny 🤣

      @vcbunny1325@vcbunny13252 жыл бұрын

    • Wrong they worked crazy hours and was under paid Hence why they didn't show up in cold war Zombies.

      @trevorwalsh9443@trevorwalsh94432 жыл бұрын

    • @@trevorwalsh9443 easy, different timeline since everything got sucked by the dark eather

      @jaysonvancouofficial6100@jaysonvancouofficial61002 жыл бұрын

    • @@trevorwalsh9443 they literally died in bo4 for real this time.

      @FBIO-wc4fr@FBIO-wc4fr2 жыл бұрын

    • @@trevorwalsh9443 no

      @ieatcarsyum8248@ieatcarsyum8248 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:45 *"It doesn’t count if you were by yourself, Sammy",* Richthofen’s the best.

    @mr.eccentric9378@mr.eccentric9378 Жыл бұрын

    • Literally the best line I've heard so far lol

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

    • It’s so condescending it’s perfect😂

      @josephdurand9538@josephdurand95389 ай бұрын

    • Richthofen grilled sammy for real 💀

      @YourLocalSJWHater@YourLocalSJWHater7 ай бұрын

    • He'd be a great inner voice 😂

      @SHROUD_15_@SHROUD_15_16 күн бұрын

  • 1:35 The casual delivery killed me

    @woobharb@woobharb2 жыл бұрын

    • Dog why

      @user-vrgamer@user-vrgamer Жыл бұрын

    • Damn poor Nik

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

    • I can see all of them at a bar and he just says that. All of them need therapy.

      @ImADeity@ImADeity13 сағат бұрын

  • This here is my childhood. God bless Steve Blum, Nolan North, Tom Kane, Fred Tasticore and all the other amazing voice actors who gave me great memories.

    @omglordluca8914@omglordluca89142 жыл бұрын

    • Classic quotes I will say

      @OrangeCat67193@OrangeCat671932 жыл бұрын

    • Hell yes

      @kayagorzan@kayagorzan2 жыл бұрын

    • Same here dude

      @queenoftheundead9097@queenoftheundead9097 Жыл бұрын

    • ong bro

      @MilitaristTurkcu@MilitaristTurkcu Жыл бұрын

    • ...uhh...Fred Tatascore dude

      @StupidBlyat@StupidBlyat7 ай бұрын

  • 5:35 Richtofen: "This weapon brings out my more primative instincts" The zombie: "WAIT WUT?!"

    @isaakmerritt6676@isaakmerritt6676 Жыл бұрын

    • 119 likes and no comments let me fix that

      @TheRetroBross@TheRetroBross4 күн бұрын

  • Best quote is Richthofen saying "Ja, let's build a secret lab under Alcatraz it's only a twisted little pocket dimension.... FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!" Bo4 had some of the best quotes, that was probably only the saving grace of bo4

    @acethehunter7898@acethehunter78982 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @skeletizer@skeletizer2 жыл бұрын

    • Bo4 zombies was fine

      @bleach186@bleach1862 жыл бұрын

    • and it has a typo in the subtiles

      @chrisbyrd8317@chrisbyrd83172 жыл бұрын

    • "nfucking Illuminati..."

      @XWBgaming@XWBgaming2 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrisbyrd8317 which is why this game is so bad

      @funguy3259@funguy3259 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:50 this part is genuine comedy

    @Frozted_@Frozted_ Жыл бұрын

    • Are they trying to communicate? Oh, no they're doing their thing

      @zacharycabanie3030@zacharycabanie3030 Жыл бұрын

    • The original characters are so damn funny

      @misfitgaming2935@misfitgaming2935 Жыл бұрын

    • Are they trying to communicate- Oh no they're having sex.

      @SupermanKal_El2185@SupermanKal_El2185 Жыл бұрын

    • This part literally had me rolling on the floor

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

    • “Oh,no their having s3x🤭”

      @laineygirl7410@laineygirl7410Ай бұрын

  • 7:12 damn even in a zombie apocalypse Nikolai is still getting his money stolen by pole dancers lol

    @John_Bendy_Demon@John_Bendy_Demon2 жыл бұрын

    • Man got them issues

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

    • Beech

      @ballsinspector42069@ballsinspector420692 ай бұрын

  • 3:44 I am now convinced that Tank is traveling back and forward in time a bit too much

    @aboiofcolor@aboiofcolor2 жыл бұрын

    • @@bradytankdempsey1.064 That's Steve Blum whenever he's still salty to Facebook and the 4th wall break.

      @Kaijufan360@Kaijufan3602 жыл бұрын

    • Funny thing is Nikolai and Takeo (I think those 2 anyway) both have that same quote on Ascension 😂

      @LazarouDave@LazarouDave Жыл бұрын

    • Poor Nikolai man

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

  • 6:31 I love how Nikolai was surprised by how takio can make jokes

    @grape_soduh@grape_soduh10 ай бұрын

  • 4:06 imagine you lose the perk if you got that reaction from the character

    @AP__Anthony__@AP__Anthony__2 жыл бұрын

    • Why is the vomiting sound soo REALISTIC?

      @natepolk9663@natepolk96632 жыл бұрын

    • You would be fucked since most of Nikolai’s perk quotes In revelations have him throwing up.

      @mattdude@mattdude Жыл бұрын

  • 7:06 perfectly cut scream

    @White_ops_arcade@White_ops_arcade2 жыл бұрын

    • Got a chuckle outta me

      @Aloha_SnackBar@Aloha_SnackBar Жыл бұрын

    • "Agh-"

      @zacharycabanie3030@zacharycabanie3030 Жыл бұрын

    • 6:49

      @unknownuser8228@unknownuser8228 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:52 Freaken richtofen man, this gets me all the time🤣

    @AstolfoSimp360@AstolfoSimp3602 жыл бұрын

    • Every single damn time my guy

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

  • 11:22 Kennedy you were way ahead of your time with that

    @lilinsane13@lilinsane132 жыл бұрын

    • It was richard Nixon not kennedy

      @quintinnowak-wolff7658@quintinnowak-wolff7658 Жыл бұрын

    • Nixon not Kennedy Also Nixon did start the war on drugs

      @luisf2793@luisf27936 күн бұрын

  • Tak: "With this, I will finally win my colleagues' respect!" Me: "heh that's funny-" Tak: "Hope? You are all I have..." Me: *starts bawling on the floor*

    @fabrizeantonio4425@fabrizeantonio44252 жыл бұрын

  • 5:08 Me listening to the thumping coming from my neighbors' apartment at 3 AM

    @ClonedGamer001@ClonedGamer0012 жыл бұрын

  • 9:50 Classic old quote for Easter egg song. 9:55 Miss the old elective running President.

    @AnimeBoy-cs3em@AnimeBoy-cs3em2 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao I love Nixon’s line it’s so funny I still play bo1 zombies just for that

      @lfcforlifefr@lfcforlifefr2 жыл бұрын

  • 7:41 True words spoken, Richtofen. Why would the Death Machine even need a warning label.

    @AbletonRinzler@AbletonRinzler2 жыл бұрын

    • 7:03 "YES! Yes rain down with the poop!" Oh...the poop...." My favorite part about Richtofen is when he got hit by a zombie monkey. 4:49 "Are they trying to- Oh no they're having sex."

      @Kaijufan360@Kaijufan360 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:33 nikolai's little timed "holy cow" right after takeo omg

    @ravadawn@ravadawn Жыл бұрын

  • Richtofen bisexual icon

    @dr.bright4198@dr.bright41989 ай бұрын

  • 5:08 had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my water lmfaoo, it caught me off guard

    @Dimension-hs7uk@Dimension-hs7uk2 жыл бұрын

    • I know right

      @gabrielmendoza26@gabrielmendoza26 Жыл бұрын

    • Literally dead 💀

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

  • 8:15 doom music starts

    @cookies5817@cookies58172 жыл бұрын

    • Ah yes, JFK, the doom slayer

      @mrgamer5739@mrgamer57392 жыл бұрын

  • 11:47 are we just gonna ignore this

    @bevstanx-8840@bevstanx-88402 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 I’ve been looking for this clip everywhere

    @someone-pi3np@someone-pi3np2 жыл бұрын

  • 1:03 richtofen fuckin destroyed sam

    @ultrasquid7006@ultrasquid70062 жыл бұрын

    • Man I love Richtofen so much

      @MysteryMortis@MysteryMortis2 жыл бұрын

  • 8:06 holy fuck takeo jesus christ

    @hatefuleyebrows@hatefuleyebrows2 жыл бұрын

    • I have several questions

      @deyontemyers4109@deyontemyers4109 Жыл бұрын

    • It's nikolia lol

      @bahamajamerz5059@bahamajamerz5059 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:10 Zombie "SAM" JFK "Calm your liver mr wiggles"

    @haydencole8936@haydencole8936 Жыл бұрын

  • 7:10 this part killed me 💀

    @RealOrientedChaos@RealOrientedChaos Жыл бұрын

    • Every one of these lines got me dead asf 💀👍

      @fxkinqfailure@fxkinqfailure10 ай бұрын

  • 6:46 nickolai cut is perfect 💀💀💀💀

    @someone-pi3np@someone-pi3np2 жыл бұрын

  • "first one to make a joke about jugs gets a slap in the face" Well that was quick... And to the point... Holy shit

    @notsaying7015@notsaying70152 жыл бұрын

    • I'm still a bit confused on that one

      @irvinsolchaga2119@irvinsolchaga2119 Жыл бұрын

    • @@irvinsolchaga2119 Jugs as in boobs lol... she's saying if anyone makes a joke about her tits she'll slap them

      @necroticartery@necroticartery Жыл бұрын

    • @@necroticartery thanks it's just that day I was tired I barely came back from work and I didn't pay much attention to it

      @irvinsolchaga2119@irvinsolchaga2119 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:37 "here let me help you diiiiiiiiie!" Caught me off guard, no cap.

    @OmerKing916@OmerKing9162 жыл бұрын

    • it sounds like he has auto tune lol

      @nonvisiblyy@nonvisiblyy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@nonvisiblyy it also sounds like the game crashed.

      @OmerKing916@OmerKing9162 жыл бұрын

  • 4:15 Takeo says "Rock And Roll" upon obtaining the Man-o-war referring to the power metal band Manowar.

    @JohnRock.357@JohnRock.357 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how the classified dialogue from bo4 are sometimes polar opposites of each other from the moon dialogue cause classified takes place before moon. Gotta appreciate the small details

    @theequalizer694@theequalizer6942 жыл бұрын

    • It takes place after moon doesn't it? Dempsey even asks Richtofen how he got his body back

      @samanthablack7990@samanthablack79902 жыл бұрын

    • No ot takes place before, the ultimis from the final cutscene are not the ones we are playing with.

      @redgta2506@redgta25062 жыл бұрын

  • Dempsey: What, are they going to put a music easter egg in every map now? Me: Yes, yes they are.

    @danielbold6167@danielbold61672 жыл бұрын

  • 5:07 so true but they do it to the perk machines

    @kaymonnn5441@kaymonnn54412 жыл бұрын

  • Nikolai: Water with 115 is not for drinking Nikolai: *_Drinks Jugg_*

    @mote_kela7127@mote_kela71272 жыл бұрын

  • The casual delivery of 2:46 killed me 😂

    @gaaraofthesand5931@gaaraofthesand593111 ай бұрын

    • The way the zombie die after nikolia said I once I had elemental shard 😂😂

      @mallard975@mallard97510 ай бұрын

  • 6:40 “Richtofen:these pockets are just so full I expect my pants will just fall down at some point ehem” Zombie:”AAUGH”

    @undead8478@undead8478 Жыл бұрын

    • That cut scream tho XD

      @VernalJason@VernalJason Жыл бұрын

  • 4:51 oh alrighty then

    @leftintheoxafire@leftintheoxafire Жыл бұрын

  • 6:14 I'm not a crook I'm not a crook I'm not a crook !!!!!!!!!!!

    @sergeantwolverinehulk8554@sergeantwolverinehulk85542 жыл бұрын

  • 1:37 nikolai casually mentioning his dad';s abuse like he gives 0 fucks abot it made me burst out laughing

    @gren8te319@gren8te319 Жыл бұрын

  • I loved when “serious” Primis Ricthofen’s sus side slips out

    @jakeneilson7889@jakeneilson78892 жыл бұрын

  • 3:12 iconic quote

    @115GumGobbler@115GumGobbler11 ай бұрын

  • 4:49 was the best quote of all of them

    @Cowboyvr2837@Cowboyvr28377 ай бұрын

  • 2:41 that first pew was perfectly synced

    @Just2Chill4U@Just2Chill4U2 жыл бұрын

  • You've got to love how genuinely out of pocket some of the voice lines across the games are. It's genuinely hysterical.

    @SeaHunterPisces@SeaHunterPisces Жыл бұрын

  • 10:53 I don't know about you guys but this one is really funny.

    @sol71409@sol71409 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:58 damn chill man

    @Deagonboydragon@Deagonboydragon2 жыл бұрын

  • 3:14 when he squealed he kinda sounded like those animatronic cats or babies that your younger sibling had and it wouldn't shut up

    @buki9787@buki9787 Жыл бұрын

    • Furbys?

      @BlackPatti78s@BlackPatti78s Жыл бұрын

    • And you wanted to throw it out the window so bad but you couldn’t

      @Jmcallqe7@Jmcallqe711 ай бұрын

  • Man..... I love Takeo

    @bellum5432@bellum54322 жыл бұрын

  • 7:39 “Is that a warning label? Warning handle with care, oh really!? I don’t think it’s likely”

    @MrOgge50@MrOgge50 Жыл бұрын

  • Takeo: Precision is middle name! Not really, but I make joke like Dempsey. Nikolai: *HOLY COW*

    @sxy_agn@sxy_agn Жыл бұрын

  • These dialogues are the reason why I prefer older zombies games (WAW, BO1, BO2, BO3) over CW.

    @zombiedude-dk7lc@zombiedude-dk7lc2 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @bevstanx-8840@bevstanx-88402 жыл бұрын

    • BO4 right

      @awesomeness-uj9qq@awesomeness-uj9qq10 ай бұрын

  • 2:13 Interesting. Ultimis Richtofen says the same thing when he drinks Double Tap on Kino.

    @spyrax370@spyrax370 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:57 I died of laughter Nikolai is my fav 😂

    @vuxygaming2539@vuxygaming2539 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:53 that made me spill my tea😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @darknnesfighter9052@darknnesfighter9052 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:19 115 just came on when he said this.

    @puggles325@puggles3252 жыл бұрын

  • 6:49 why was that scream perfectly cut

    @buddymanz6294@buddymanz62942 жыл бұрын

  • 7:08 I can’t help but think to myself “Oh you poor bastard” I know everyone has different playing styles but I never let excavator Omicron or Epsilon breach

    @MrOgge50@MrOgge502 жыл бұрын

    • @@mattdude The excavators on moon are called, Pi for tunnel 6, Omicron for tunnel 11 and Epsilon for the Biodome

      @MrOgge50@MrOgge50 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:52 omfg wth nik! 😂😂😂😂

    @LoonatheHellhoudgaming@LoonatheHellhoudgaming Жыл бұрын

  • 1:49 so we ain't gonna talk about how nik just drinks thru the helmet

    @Rango_Rhinestone@Rango_Rhinestone Жыл бұрын

  • What is up with richtofen tho😂😂

    @the_mando8464@the_mando8464 Жыл бұрын

  • nikolai got anything to say about how you lost your money Nokolai: 7:29

    @justablackholeinanotherbla6211@justablackholeinanotherbla62112 жыл бұрын

  • "It doesn't count if you were by yourself Sammy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    @itsghostfire54@itsghostfire54 Жыл бұрын

  • "Who needs a deadshot daiquiri or whatever tf that is" - Cpt. Price

    @joshuamachnik1039@joshuamachnik103910 ай бұрын

  • It's so tragic that as soon as we got the funny original characters in bo4 they ended the story 😢

    @BOBINDUN@BOBINDUN Жыл бұрын

  • 5:08 best line

    @teletubbie-chan9061@teletubbie-chan9061 Жыл бұрын

  • omfg poor takeo one that last quote

    @hyrulesxhero@hyrulesxhero2 жыл бұрын

    • All the primis cast are great friends. Brothers, if you will. Ultimis though? Really only Dempsey likes him.

      @marqgz@marqgz2 жыл бұрын

  • Bless, I've wanted another video like this for a while. Thanks.

    @ShyerFox@ShyerFox2 жыл бұрын

  • richtofens voice actor must get payed a lot.

    @idiotic_cisco8210@idiotic_cisco82108 ай бұрын

  • 6:37 Ballistic Knife With Bowie Knife LOL

    @cuddles6707@cuddles6707 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:46 OK that sounded more depressing than funny

    @shadowsiren@shadowsiren Жыл бұрын

  • Love the callbacks to their previous quotes.

    @GLAPostalService1@GLAPostalService12 жыл бұрын

  • So is no one gonna feel bad for Nikolai cause he got beaten by his father as a kid?

    @Joshi_the_Yoshi@Joshi_the_Yoshi2 жыл бұрын

    • Some players are appalled, and some are relating to numbed-trauma. Poor Nik.

      @ViltrumiteIsRite99@ViltrumiteIsRite993 ай бұрын

  • 11:10 tick tock!!

    @sergeantwolverinehulk8554@sergeantwolverinehulk85542 жыл бұрын

  • 2:06 roasted

    @vegeta7026@vegeta70262 жыл бұрын

  • 6:49 The perfect cut doesn't exis-

    @Odeboo@Odeboo7 ай бұрын

  • Takeo ultimus is so funny

    @_Sherdil_@_Sherdil_ Жыл бұрын

  • 4:50 I’ve never heard that line but it’s my favorite line now

    @dallaslucci1884@dallaslucci18842 жыл бұрын

  • I always come back to this video when im sad just so I can be happy :')

    @LULLABYFORADEADMAN222@LULLABYFORADEADMAN222 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:03 does that mean the effects of the soda wore of since he puked it back up?

    @onesaucynougat7471@onesaucynougat74712 жыл бұрын

  • Love these videos :)

    @darkzero7969@darkzero79692 жыл бұрын

  • 3:33 😅😅

    @fridaynightfunkin2109@fridaynightfunkin21092 жыл бұрын

  • 6:52 perfectly cut scene

    @thvl2018@thvl20182 жыл бұрын

    • 6:49

      @GlitchedHeroes@GlitchedHeroes14 күн бұрын

  • 5:08 and 7:20 are the best quotes hands down

    @trentwaskovich8337@trentwaskovich83372 жыл бұрын

  • One of my fav quotes that wasnt in this video by dempsey on Kino "Get any closer and I'll have to introduce you to my mother"

    @resudog858@resudog858 Жыл бұрын

  • i had no idea richtofen was so fruity

    @noiveisnthere@noiveisnthere7 ай бұрын

  • I think we can all agree that nikolai has the best quotes in zombies history

    @drgsfxtd7059@drgsfxtd7059 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:19 😂 ‘remember water with 115 is not for drinking’

    @culombia1363@culombia1363 Жыл бұрын

  • 3:32 ngl he sounded adorable.😟

    @sheevhernandez3869@sheevhernandez3869 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:20 Richtofen: Here let me help you DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!

    @sladedoggo5581@sladedoggo55817 ай бұрын

  • You are right george a romero you are the zombie grandfather rip man was a legend

    @silverclaw1026@silverclaw10262 жыл бұрын

  • 11:34 that hit the wrong spot...

    @djsammysam5038@djsammysam5038 Жыл бұрын

  • How do you drink a perk bottle with a space helmet on? Explain that treyarch!

    @CalebGuhl@CalebGuhl2 жыл бұрын

  • Remember everyone: water with 115 is not for drinking

    @Ranger215able@Ranger215able Жыл бұрын

  • 5:07 needs no context

    @youarememe3833@youarememe38332 жыл бұрын

  • 10:15 “it’s a little gun, but it has a long barrel. Like my college roommate”

    @SundrySun90@SundrySun90 Жыл бұрын

  • this is what i miss in call of duty

    @jaytorre8459@jaytorre84599 ай бұрын

  • Anyone notice at 10:12 if you pause quick enough and look at the top left corner you see this dude uses noclip, for whatever reason 😂😂

    @jeffjones7443@jeffjones74432 жыл бұрын

  • 8:45 is a refference to the original moon from bo1 zombies

    @spyfan4792@spyfan4792 Жыл бұрын
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