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The Virgin Word Bearer: "Please possess me daemon! Pretty Please!" Vs The Chad Based and Ironpilled Iron Warrior: "STFU DAEMON AND GET IN THAT MACHINE!!!"
GET IN THE BOX
“I took your ‘primordial truth’ and shoved it in a lightbulb
@XtreemAlan "how does it feel to see your God turned into a toaster"
"Demon, get in the robot"
@@invurret9533necrons: pretty based
I didn’t think Nurgle could be more terrifying and that love comic proved me wrong
It’s a misconception that Isha is trapped just watch the tts series it’s more accurate about that
A bit of Stockholm a bit of the best thing she can do for her people, and enough time to find out Nurgal is just fucked up in the mind but he actually genuine.
@@hungnguyen-yc3lkyep
@@carrierofplagues Doesnt Nurgle still force-feed her disease against her will?
@@brandonlyon730 diseases are different to gods for them a disease is a tasty soup (not canon)
I love how the one comic for Nurgle goes from depicting him as a goofy, cartoonish, and lovable squishball, to a horrifying, sentient, and malevolent mass of disease and rot in a split second.
It's accurate, which I can appreciate because it's accurate, but the tone change gave me whiplash*. But it's true to lore for sure. *And not the Slaani kind.
@@Nyctophora I think the tone change helps enhance the disgust and evil nature of the chaos god.
i agree with you, Nurgle is probably the most downplayed chaos god in the franchise
the truly disturbing part for me is that he isn't malevolent. Nurgle truly does love his followers and Isha. The true horror is that he genuinely sees that as a display of his love, and so do his followers.
As he should.
Fun fact : the only time Nurgle himself (not his troops) was absolutely curb stomped in a fight, was when he managed to piss off Gork and Mork at the same, sufficiently for them to make a very temporary truce. So, the best hop for Isha, is that Gork and Mork decide to stop fighting and go save her. OK, she is doomed.
I need to know more about this curb stomp
@@bernardobarrientos4007 I can only imagine it was a two Ork WAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH that could destroy entire systems.
well that and when the emperor showed up and set his realm on fire…..eternally
There is so much to unpack both in this comment, and in the replies. I want to learn more, so could someone explain in a bit more detail? Please?
gork and mork are the ork gods who are eternally fighting each other if they stop they curbstomp any entity that tries. including the choas gods at least one on two hence theyve beaten khorne and nurgle personally before in canon. this power and stregth is also why theres no choas orks and why ork souls are etenrally reborn and cant be fed on by demons. as for the comment about the emperor that is the effect his prescene has on choas bursting it into "holyfire" and because time dosent exist stably in the warp. a single moment of the emperor using his full power on one of the choas gods realms is like them being burned alive for thousands of years. it wont end them but it really hurts and isnt pleasant even for beings that normally like pain such as slaanesh. @@valbroderick8156
I just finished binge watching if the emperor had a text to speech devise, and it’s weird to hear different voices for the gods.
I get that! They had some damn fine voices there as well.
*F YOU TZEENCH...YOU'RE A NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasYou did a good job too. And now you are the first to do the new God.
Just as planned
Poor Iron Warrior, at least Vashtoor is willing to take care of him. But seeing the four gods scared by the Night Lord his hilarious. Kairos is too cute, more so with two heads. And rip Erebus, jerk deserved to suffer by the hands of the four.
Hear hear for that last one!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Can someone explain to me who Argel Tal was and why it made the four angry at erebus for killing him?
@@markosimunic4770Argel Tal was the only likeable word bearer in existence (even Custodes liked him). To the point, when Kor Phaeron (F*ck him too) and Erebus killed him, and Lorgar got report on that, Lorgar himself wanted both of these two pedo-f*cks dead and told Kharn about it.
@@markosimunic4770not much of a lore junkie but what I know so far. Argel Tal is very close to Kharn almost like a brother to him and well the dummy Erebus killed him. Erebus messed around and found out.
Argal Tal was as close to “Perfect” union of a demon and a human soul in one body as they ever got. So they are mad Erebus broke one of their (presumably) favorite toys.
I want to see the Emperor move in next door, which of course would result in a beautiful "friendship" that last FOREVER.....
And then of course there’s those two guys across the street who never stop arguing with eachother
@@Joseph_Drew_IIImork and gork
@@coltonshortell8075IZ GORK AN MORK UMIE
@@Joseph_Drew_IIIAnd then there's Shegorath in the next house. Laughing at everyone. All while the censored blurb that is the Tyranid hivemind is just raising a bunch of HIGHLY mutated insects.
“The Anathema set my garden on fire!”
Erebus: *exists* "BY KHORNE HERE COMES KHÂRN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"
AS THE EMPEROR AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Nurgle's got a pot brewing *just for HIM.*
I love the idea that the nightlords are like those giant flying cockroaches that jump at you when you get near them to the chaos gods
Nurgle is such a gentleman serving soup to his wife.
👀
Such a kind Chaos God.
Truly he is beneficent.
@@EugenTemba "benevolent" as yes he is the most benevolent of the chaos gods
Ok but the tiny iron warrior and Vashtor is adorable
It is, wholesome moment.
Finally the iron warriors got the love they so desperately wanted from their father
In the first scene of that one there is five deamons around the iron warrior. Then in the final scene there's four terrified deamons and the engine is bleeding.
I love that it's essential a sitcom where the four (five) chaos gods are living together and have to take care of their current offspring and their new adopted children(legions) while all trying to get along.
The Nightlords are the 6th chaos god
Я в своем фанфике Найтикам свое хаотическое недоразумение выдала. 😊 Очень мимишное, заботливое, и... И эта деточка СЛУЧАЙНО украла у Тзинча 15-легион, отжала у Нургла Элиатаду, вместе с Мортарионом и половиной 14-го, востановила тело Императора до исходных базовых настроек (ладно, это было НЕ случайно, просто она так идею Конрада ("Убрать Императора с Золотого трона") себе поняла. И честно доказывала, что она все сделала, как он ей говорил: "Ты ж сам хотел, что б его там больше не было? Ну вот. Он исцелился, встал, и ушел. Трончик теперь - абсолютно свободный, можете занимать...".😊). Еще это ми-ми-ми в полосатых носочках честно пыталось подружиться со Сланешь, а Сланешь бегало от нее кругами по варпу и вопило: " Отвали от меня, неадекватина! " ("Но ты же любишь все нестандартненькое?")😊 Ну, Кхорн пытался выставить эту мелкую балду и... И по итогу был тоже, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО, едва не забит досмерти калькулятором. 😊 (ну, просто потому, что любые конфликты - это сорры из-за дефицита ресурсов. И если мы все пра-а-а-вильно расчитаем...). 😊. А, и еще, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО спалили в ноль Камморах у другхари, из-за чего легла в руину Паутина, подружились с некронами, и угробили Великого Пожирателя. А после того, как в процессе поигрулек с тиранидами едва не разнесли в хлам Ультиму, к ним таки прилетел Император, и... Ну, вобщем, Император пришел к выводу, что "это-вот" (разглядывает, держа за рюкзак на спинке 2 пальцами, вертя перед носом) - можно и оставить. Просто для того, что бы богам Хаоса вечность не казалась мьёдом.😊 А Кёрз жил в психушке, и под присмотром.
А главное - в отдельной материумной складке из которой он сам - не вылезет. 😊
Welcome to the chaos house (how the gods present them selves) You can never leave (how the gods are)
“The secret ingredient is love”. Make me vomit every time. Well done.
Cheers! Best compliment a VA can get!
Wait, ... Oh f- You need a hospital if you hurl whenever a comic like that is near you.
Slaani still cute. Also poor Isha. I hope Lemon Rust and Tangerine rescue her eventually
Whose “Tangerine” supposed to be?
@@zacharyhansen9103A wizard never reveals his secrets
@@Flannel-Channel8837can confirm that we never do that.
@@zacharyhansen9103HE WILL PROVIDE THE HANS AND BANISH ALL THE LOW QUALITY RAZORS FROM OLTHE REALMS
@@zacharyhansen9103*have you ever eating a tanguerine?*
Love that the Alpharius was missing and they needed a cutout to replace him
The Night Lords and Iron Warriors really put the renegade into the Chaos faction, so much so they are uncontrollable for everyone. At least until Vashtor was a thing.
I don’t think he’s controlling them I think they just like him
@@anthonyramirez9925 it's Chaos, you can never tell how much freedom they actually have
Awww uncle Vashtor taking in the iron warrior was adorable
Honestly, If for whatever reason I end up in the Chaos House, I am running straight to Khorne's room.
GAINZ
I’m going to where they keep all their chaos space marines and I will steal all of them and leave
Tzeentch for me, sure I might lose my marbles but the inside must look cool.
Less likely to rip your limbs off if you look like a wimp
Best gym bro
I mean papa Nurgle may be sometimes over affectionate, but as creepy (for someone) , as it may look, he genuinely loves us.
Found the plague marine!
A devil rewards you with hell... Genuine toxic love.
So when did you start beating your wife?
yo
Shut up typhus
I love how Khorne is just a silhouette.
Khorne: "What's the worst that could happen" Corvus Corax:"LOOOORREEEGAAARRR" Tzeench: "Khorne... if Slaanesh asks... We have no idea where the Word Bearers went." Khorne: "Agreed. Remind me to close the window next time the World Eaters want to have fun."
The Cute little Iron Warrior scaring everyone off by building a V-8 Combustion Engine out of thin air is what I needed in my life to keep going.
If you count the daemons, it's 5 when Vashtor welcomed him to his new home, and four when he came back 😉
Look at the color schemes. That's not any old engine, that's a *DEMON ENGINE.*
I love how in "Welcome to the chaos house" you can see Skarbrand's axe in Khorne's back in the shot looking out.
Slaansh forcing the dark eldar to help the poor is jusy lovely XD
The iron warriors not caring about anything else other than building things it the most accurate scene ever lol
I like how khorne has coat on 24/7 except when he's working out
Another batch of wholesome yet horrifying comics.
Thinking about it, Mick didn‘t make a story with Khorne being the MC yet. We got multiple with slaneesh, stories like Tzeentch‘s fountain experiment and nurgles „relationship“ with Isha Unless I missed sth. ofc.
You can definitely campaign for it though!
I just imagine a more bloody version of the Boy Scouts going to camp to Armagedon
Not even Malice will take in the Night Lords...or he enjoys having them terrorize the others. One of the few things that brings him something almost resembling joy.
i love how tzeentch unlike the outhers doesnt have a cute design and is still has eldrich has the original. He has nothing to hide unlike the outhers 7:23
Our favourite mollusk
Khorne just lost his shadow filters in my opinion
Which is ironic, since he's the god of hiding things.
dont get me wrong but Tzeench is probably the best to follow, he activly rewards you for attempting to find ways to free yourself, and punishes you for doing what he wants
Thats only with Ahriman though I think
Isha is like gonna be gossiping to her eldar worshipers how pathetic her husband is right after hes away
A weeks ago I found out about Malice, the not really cannon chaos god, and now when I see this comic I can't help but think about him in this setting, probably because I want to him interpreted by others, I wanna see how other people see him.
The Sons of Malice are cannon, and they serve the Chaos God Malice. Malal on the other hand isn't owned by GW.
@@nigredoooalgown6245 Yeah I know Malal isn't. But they made Malice in his place! And he's on the edge of not really and kinda cannon, so the maker of the comic could make one where Malice is living with them, and they just flat out forgot. . . and he gets f*&#ing pissed about it. cause you know.
He’d probably be the unlikeable next door neighbour.
Has anyone realized that Nurgle has a wedding ring and a tattoo of her name of Ishas name? The video is of 9 minutes long Tzeentch and he was just talking about the number 9 being the best Also Khorne are you OK? You have a Lotta swords in your back do you want help to pull them out?
Night lords being too scary for the chaos gods
CRIMENES REALIZADOS korne: Asalto a mano armada, sin armada y un nuevo tipo de asalto creado por el. Tseench: Lavado de dinero a mano. Nurle: Tráfico ilegal de enfermedades exóticas ??? Slanesh: *MUCHO TEXTO*
No es: "MUCHO SE-"
@@valenking4862 No lo sé. Las informacion de Slanesh y en general de los otros 3 es rara. Unos dicen que Slanesh es muy buena, Korne es muy malo y los otros dos son muy listos, pero luego otro dice que Korne es muy bueno Slanesh es el anticristo y los otros dos son himbeciles. Me entiendes no ???
Gorko: Matar a Morko Morko: Matar a Gorko Dios Maquina: Pirateria Emperador: Todo
Never thought I'd want to cuddle an Iron Warrior.
I look at the Isha meme of her not being able to be saved from Nurgle and then it immediately pisses me off that the one person that can is Kaldor Draigo
World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: “Erebus has Skane on the Ropes! This Pit Has never seen such wanto-“ *Glass shatters and stone cold steve austins theme plays as Kharn walks down the ramp* Word Eater Captain Jerrianus Lawler: "IT'S HIM, THE BODT RATTLESNAKE! THE BIONIC BLOODTAKER! THE TOUGHEST SOB IN WE (world eater) HISTORY!!!" *Kharn puts Erebus in a VICIOUS stunner to the crowds delight* World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: "BAH KHAWN!!! BAH KHAWN!!! KHAWN AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!" *Kharn jumps up on the ropes and holds out his hand. A blood pack flies out the crowd and he opens it on his helmet and armour*
I am seeing this happen!
Ah, love these. Chucklefucks. Putting (mostly) them all in one place is appreciated.
You're welcome! Now I only need this one to pop off, so Mick is motivated to make another bunch of them so I can use the SECOND pic I commissioned from him.
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas hah, Well then let's all hope this kicks him into gear. You've got good pipes for this.
Nurgle: "The secret ingredient is love" Me: "Hello my nightmares for the next month how ya doing"
I like how the alpha legion is just a piece of cardboard... Totally on point
I never thought I would use the words "cute" and "Iron Warrior" in the same sentence but here we are.
It’s impressive to see how in all these comics THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND Hasn’t Shown up or been referenced . Where could he be and what could he be doing?
Digging a tunnel to blow up the house
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I thought he was having a picnic with the people he tolerate and love. Like malcador The hero, The perpetual’s Vulcan The star child is ghost parents and the captain General.
Slaanesh arm-wrestling Khorne and getting yeeted makes me smile.
I will never really understand the people who think that Nurgle and Isha have "twoo wuv" and those people make me want to vomit. They sicken me. Weird horror moment in the middle of chibi cute Chaos, too. It was accurate, at least. The cute stuff is fun to watch, though.
from how nurgle see it it might be but I think it's closer to misery or fatal attraction style of "love"
"This feels like a propaganda" - the mutherfucking emperor of mankind -
An ork and a Bar of soap is all people need to defeat nurgle, and I may not elaborate
The Drukhari comic and the one panel of Legion Picking 2 (with Slaani about to put a marine in a pink dress) just shows how much of a sadist Slaanesh is. I love it. Also is the Great Game just the chaos gods playing Warhammer 40k?
Hah, that would be amazing!
Nurgle: Tries to be a good guy Reality: Is literally killing her for all eternity Nurgle: She’s fiiiiiiine
Somebody call the grey knights we have some serious heretic on our hands
:D
5:34 - "BECAUSE I LOVE SEGGS!!" Lmao
Night lord:WE ARE OUR CHAOS GOD.
Corvus Corax seeing a Word Bearer: KAW KAW MF!
Game Over
vashtorr adopting the iron warriors is really sweet honestly
Things that could happen in the future: 1. They get stalked / harassed by Malal, or maybe he just throws eggs at their windows or rings their doorbell and leaves burning poop on the porch. 2. The emperor becomes their neighbor
I'd love that latter one!
Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive.
That nurgle love one was downright horrifying.
when you hear the tune of the mighty poop, you already know the autor is about to hit the 40s
I AM NOT! I AM STILL YOUNG!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasreally cause it sounds like 20 year old bones popping like popcorn
@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. noooooooooo
This puts a spin on isha and nurgle's relationship
I don't know why, but I FUCKIN ADORE the concept of tiny night lords. Tiny Astartes in general are cute, but Night Lords are like the MEANEST chihuahua.
2:26 This is accurate, although the version where they are a happy couple is nice.
3:17 You had NO RIGHT to wack my eyes with male slanesh like that (my heart danm near skipped a beat)
SO CLOSE
I feel like the Night Lords are a mix of Slaanesh’s messed up ways and Khorne’s violence.
For those wondering the upside down sign the tzeentch is holding day his crime is fraud
7:35 Is that the f-ing MASTER SWORD?!
MAYBE
Incredible. At some point I even almost dropped my hatred for chaos. Then I got remembered of Isha.
Vashtorr and the Iron Warriors: match made in He- H E L L
Nice soft color pallete. It would've been easy to make khorne red but it is the most vivid color to the eye which would probably detract from rhe rest. Solid choice on the artists part.
This kinda reminds me of Overlord in a way. We see through the villain’s perspective seeing them as the good guys, but through everyone else’s perspectives they are the true monsters. Fun
so that's why the Iron Warriors like stuffing daemons in little metal boxes
Vashtor when it comes to numbers... "5 for five is the strength of hell forges" ~vashtor (Five... Penta... To forge hell itself)
I don’t even know the lore about these guys and i already feel like I’ve learned a lot from this
6:53 Slaanesh adding STDs into Nurgle's brew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:40 The chaos house part has hotel California playing the in the background??!!! That is such a nice touch.
the only reason Warhammer can be so Grimdark is cause Isha, the only character who shows any sign of Noblebright behaviour, is locked in Nurgle's basement and is about as likely to get out as the Eldar are to get any significant lore update
Y’know I knew Discord mods were followers of nurgle but I didn’t really realize that nurgle was one himself… Waifu dungeon included…
The great mighty poo music for Nurgle had me rolling lol
5/10, mighty Isha would never beg.
Valid
isha isnt really in a bad condition. Since shes the goddess of life she can just heal herself and then send the cure for each disease to the eldar.
True true, still makes for a compelling horror story tho
Head canon that the only song played inside of the chaos house is hotel California
CONSTANT LOOP
I love these so much! The perfect mix of funny, cute, and horrifying. ❤
8:41 oh no scout 😢
3:01 i finally realized this is corvus corax
6:55 LOL The princess
I like to imagin Malice is the one guy who’s just never there because he’s done with everyone’s bs
Hydra Dominatus! Also we don’t fw yall chaos gods. In addition, any lonely Iron Warriors with like-minds can come to my moon base. There’s a home here for all of you. Just don’t be stuffing Deamons into my floodlights
I like the radahn vibe khorne's got going on!
This should be a TV show, itd be amazing 😍
Excellent as always!
How cute I almost forgot about how they led the god emperor in becoming a large vegetable.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DEATHLEAPER!!!! Wait nvm the hive mind can just reform him.
I just imagine Malal just lives in the basement & just exists to be one of those Buttermilk-Bob-type forum trolls who goes on a tirade if someone messes up on the lore
[Sad Malal noise]
*THIS IS THE BEST.*
Remember. Isha loves wolves, vulkan lives, and there are no wolves in fenris...
The little iron warrior make me so sad
I’m waiting for the day comic has Malice in it, my favorite chaos god :)
I hope one day!
Okay, that image of isha broke me. Eldar GFs are for cuddeling not abuseing. 😭
I think there should be an episode where Ahriman's absolutely shattered because of what he's done to his legion but tzeentch is just in the background pointing to the terms and conditions!!
Well the Isha part was quite the tonal shift