ULTIMATE US MILITARY TRAINING FAILS AND FUNNY MOMENTS 2020

2020 ж. 23 Сәу.
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Here is a video of some of the most hilarious videos of the US military training fails and funny moments.
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    @RealUltimateRevolt@RealUltimateRevolt26 күн бұрын
  • Welcome to the “it’s time for bed” side of KZhead.

    @termixx9139@termixx91393 жыл бұрын
    • Fr tho its 05:32

      @maxrulez3705@maxrulez37053 жыл бұрын
    • too right

      @xslonk@xslonk3 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha yes,it's 2:35 a.m. here

      @dr.yolo3343@dr.yolo33433 жыл бұрын
    • @@dr.yolo3343 dude wtf same here creepy

      @leoblack8497@leoblack84973 жыл бұрын
    • @@dr.yolo3343 how was ur day

      @leoblack8497@leoblack84973 жыл бұрын
  • Everybody gansta in till a tank shows up at the drift show

    @nitronduck1677@nitronduck16773 жыл бұрын
    • Just imagine a tank drifting over all the cars and blowing sh!t up

      @Jackdvnial@Jackdvnial3 жыл бұрын
    • What if another tank shows up?

      @2high4this412@2high4this4123 жыл бұрын
    • tokyo drift

      @user-mi7br8ix6q@user-mi7br8ix6q3 жыл бұрын
    • That is nissan gtankr

      @How-jz5cd@How-jz5cd3 жыл бұрын
    • I N T I L L

      @kicolenidman5607@kicolenidman56073 жыл бұрын
  • "Believe it or not, you were swimming" Its actually really fascinating how the instructors know when to criticize and when to give a compliment.

    @spencerscott4469@spencerscott4469 Жыл бұрын
    • This capacity is achieved by going through said training himself. He knows.

      @saymlemay@saymlemay Жыл бұрын
    • It wasn't a compliment it was a lie!

      @Moonlightshadow-lq4fr@Moonlightshadow-lq4fr Жыл бұрын
    • He was drowning lmfao

      @opfer88@opfer8811 ай бұрын
    • Believe it or not… not. Dude was like a brick.

      @Heathen.Deity.@Heathen.Deity.7 ай бұрын
  • That guy jumping into the pool wasn't a fail. That was a man facing his fears with great support from his trainers.

    @alanjenkins2203@alanjenkins2203 Жыл бұрын
    • stipid nig couldn't swim lol

      @thekasperrr@thekasperrr7 ай бұрын
    • Same with the girl doing 6 gs in the jet. Dude just made fun of her when she managed to ace the exercise

      @foolserrand9715@foolserrand97156 ай бұрын
  • That guy was flying that helicopter like he was playing battlefield 😂😂😂

    @yungwendigo9793@yungwendigo97933 жыл бұрын
    • Saucy Flossy I’m curious if he was okay from that crash

      @codyfargo1861@codyfargo18613 жыл бұрын
    • Wordd 😂

      @keeganjose6504@keeganjose65043 жыл бұрын
    • @@codyfargo1861 if he died, yes, if he survived...FUCK and NO

      @redcell9636@redcell96363 жыл бұрын
    • I would think he died

      @21stcenturystrengthethos47@21stcenturystrengthethos473 жыл бұрын
    • cody fargo surprisingly he walked away from it unhurt. That guys got an almost unbelievable story that’s 100% true with video footage, lucky bastard!

      @L3GHO5T@L3GHO5T3 жыл бұрын
  • The guy at 1:04 wasn’t sleeping he’s was just changing his sensitivity

    @nightmareyt9910@nightmareyt99103 жыл бұрын
    • Best comment I have seen

      @fishy4109@fishy41093 жыл бұрын
    • Now that is a boomer meme

      @ChubiceOfChunckle20@ChubiceOfChunckle203 жыл бұрын
    • @@ChubiceOfChunckle20 you are a literal child then

      @kyokuslaps2411@kyokuslaps24113 жыл бұрын
    • Big Smoke how, boomer is so overused and used in the most dumbest situation. smh

      @un1verse309@un1verse3093 жыл бұрын
    • @@ChubiceOfChunckle20 says the guy with big smoke as his pfp

      @kiva_J_T@kiva_J_T3 жыл бұрын
  • Some of these are funny, but some are pretty damn inspiring. The strength and grit of some of those soldiers to fight through their chants while breathing tear gas, and the comradery and support afterwards was awesome.

    @Vince6323@Vince6323 Жыл бұрын
    • Why does it have to be something where people feel discomfort? Is there in any other sector such rituals? Imagine you get a promotion on the job and the first day with the new salary you had to inhale some poison gas. Would that be acceptable that your bosses requires it? Is just stupid and uncivil.

      @Strade8@Strade8 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Strade8 you need to get kidnapped by a foreign government to appreciate your security provided by the military. I recommend you go to China

      Жыл бұрын
    • @@Strade8 it’s literally the military the fuck do you think they are going to do a surprise tickle fight

      @johnathans3306@johnathans3306 Жыл бұрын
    • @@johnathans3306 Well as long as they don't require exposure for too long cuz u don't want to promote someone just for them to get permanent damage before even being deployed

      @scorpionhdkid8972@scorpionhdkid8972 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Strade8 its not a fucking ritual its part of there training you knob to deal with extreme discomfert and pain plus they will be tear gassed, beat up, shot at ,taserd in combat so it prepares them you clearly dont know much about the militery

      @jimmyormerod4075@jimmyormerod4075 Жыл бұрын
  • 16:10 “Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” best part in 17 and a half minutes

    @jokereodmc2106@jokereodmc2106 Жыл бұрын
  • 3:33 German: saves ammo American: *laughs in unlimited military budget*

    @ellllllo77@ellllllo773 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @lagoom1411@lagoom14113 жыл бұрын
    • FOR DEUTSCHLAND I WILL SAVE AMMO FOR ZE FATHERLAND

      @thechargentarge1341@thechargentarge13413 жыл бұрын
    • He isn’t saving ammo the Germans use a different type of Lmg so they’re used to warming up the gun first before they use it

      @confusedkoala694@confusedkoala6943 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @_garfeld1357@_garfeld13573 жыл бұрын
    • Confused Koala nope

      @flixplus7289@flixplus72893 жыл бұрын
  • "ITS A MACHINE GUN" german soldier: *hehehe*

    @jagerreal@jagerreal3 жыл бұрын
    • He he

      @bacconboy5881@bacconboy58813 жыл бұрын
    • Hehehe

      @okiedokie144@okiedokie1443 жыл бұрын
    • He forgot hitler

      @kml1717@kml17173 жыл бұрын
    • *He he*

      @matiasluna4927@matiasluna49273 жыл бұрын
    • German go brrrrrr

      @sidisme5566@sidisme55663 жыл бұрын
  • 15:21 even the instructor couldn’t contain his laughter

    @llukandane3337@llukandane3337 Жыл бұрын
  • the sergeants baiting the one guy with imaginary cheeseburgers was brutal but hilarious

    @casualcrusader@casualcrusader8 ай бұрын
  • 3:45 "it's a machine gun" *smiles* "O K"

    @basecamper113@basecamper1133 жыл бұрын
    • The Germans face looks like : if it's a macchine gun I am a princess

      @nobody-cy8vn@nobody-cy8vn3 жыл бұрын
    • *tapes on hitlerstache*

      @hookyhook6006@hookyhook60063 жыл бұрын
    • @David Jones LOL

      @nobody-cy8vn@nobody-cy8vn3 жыл бұрын
    • I have to Yell at people and tell them a machine gun is not a 50 Cal it is fully automatic

      @dominationspencer7684@dominationspencer76843 жыл бұрын
    • @David Jones I took it as a joke , anyway I still think that communism and fascism has a lot in "common" ( communism joke ) Usually Nazist and fascist want to say that they are different from communism and apparently it is true , but at the bottom they are the same shit with different names . Impo To find the right route you have to THINK with your mind . Because at the least we know what it's right even when we try to lie to us . That's why there is a think called commonsense

      @nobody-cy8vn@nobody-cy8vn3 жыл бұрын
  • You can’t tell me the girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing

    @knowlesy3693@knowlesy36933 жыл бұрын
    • Taser tho

      @yesnt790@yesnt7903 жыл бұрын
    • You could see her vibe...and the hands...she was priming her self to grab

      @flowflips3172@flowflips31723 жыл бұрын
    • she didn’t know

      @bdawg1118@bdawg11183 жыл бұрын
    • She went down... on the right dude, just sayin.

      @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin3 жыл бұрын
    • The girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing.

      @lastreverse8524@lastreverse85243 жыл бұрын
  • "You shot all your rounds private" The audacity when he says "HOW?"

    @raptor4211@raptor4211 Жыл бұрын
  • I've gotten tazed, oc sprayed, cs gas, and all sorts of other painful experiences with my time in the marine corps, and I can tell you without a doubt that oc spray is the most pain I've ever experienced

    @mrthebales172@mrthebales172 Жыл бұрын
    • I was cutting some habaneros recently and I was foolish and rubbed my eyes.... the rest is history

      @zacharyallen8767@zacharyallen8767 Жыл бұрын
    • Are you like forced to get taxed as like part of training or whatever or is it just cause ya want to

      @1nkognito303@1nkognito303 Жыл бұрын
    • Also any other things that you d9 in the military that might make someone think twice about joining?

      @1nkognito303@1nkognito303 Жыл бұрын
  • “Drill Sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there.” God bless the Army.

    @dixienormous6052@dixienormous60523 жыл бұрын
    • I started laughing so hard and when the sergeant turns the camera around I lost it

      @boeck-a-roid8965@boeck-a-roid89653 жыл бұрын
    • 16:06

      @FinesserX_Triniidadii@FinesserX_Triniidadii3 жыл бұрын
    • legend

      @andymar13@andymar133 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @rahulyadav-qb8nw@rahulyadav-qb8nw3 жыл бұрын
    • americas finest

      @brandonavalos1929@brandonavalos19293 жыл бұрын
  • *The new U.S. ARMY moto:* "It's amazing what McDonalds can do."

    @darg682@darg6823 жыл бұрын
    • That was marine training haha

      @ninjaman570@ninjaman5703 жыл бұрын
    • You meant "it's amazing what Mcdonald trump can do"

      @daichishimmura9886@daichishimmura98863 жыл бұрын
    • 1000 like

      @rylanclark2788@rylanclark27883 жыл бұрын
    • 1K sub? huh??

      @remphy@remphy3 жыл бұрын
    • Marines. . .

      @programmedforfailure4256@programmedforfailure42563 жыл бұрын
  • 3:34 cracks me up. “It’s a machine gun!” Let that freedom ring dude! 🦅 🇺🇸

    @YoWhoDat@YoWhoDat10 ай бұрын
  • the rear of that helicopter at 7:15 missed a guys head by literal inches. that's absolutely insane. that pilot probably got all the charges

    @bigusdickus3068@bigusdickus3068 Жыл бұрын
    • Pretty sure the pilot died

      @ASB117@ASB117 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ASB117 Quite possible. But given where he finally crash landed. He landed belly down with loadsss of reduced speed from his final turn. He also landed in 3 or more meters of powder snow which would have given him enough cushion for the pilots body weight itself. Though he was in the helicopter so that would add a lot of weight :l I'm sure there's plenty of reports on the incident that you could look up... Edit: Quote from Brian Wimmer~ "I was on this deployment and only an hour away from this accident. I knew some of the pilots involved. The front seater was absolutely injured. The ground force requested a low pass which is not uncommon. The pilot was showing off a bit and failed to take density altitude into consideration. The aircraft experienced an effect known as “mushing” and could not recover due to the low altitude. The pilots in the flight were disciplined by their leadership and all pilots of all aircraft in Afghanistan were required to attend a “lessons learned” class so that this would never happen again."

      @bigusdickus3068@bigusdickus3068 Жыл бұрын
  • 15:16 “You have no more ammo” ... “How did this happen Drill Sergeant?” “You shot it all, Private”

    @Gotobar@Gotobar3 жыл бұрын
    • Kid never played Call of Duty

      @aidenpearce7775@aidenpearce77753 жыл бұрын
    • When the drill sergeant is so shocked and confused by the guys lack of awareness he is chuckling and not yelling

      @lucaschan9079@lucaschan90793 жыл бұрын
    • "Oh"

      @nerdygaemz7046@nerdygaemz70463 жыл бұрын
    • The private thought the Drill Sergeant was doing some kind of magic trick.

      @eltoroloco1936@eltoroloco19363 жыл бұрын
    • Now you know how stupid Hollywood is. The shooters on tv shows, each of their guns have more bullets than an army squad carries.

      @Wateringman@Wateringman3 жыл бұрын
  • 8:55 "Believe it or not, you were swimming." Those words were probably actually really constructive for him.

    @huns9911@huns99113 жыл бұрын
    • In the world of lifeguarding, we call that "active drowning."

      @TraceMalin@TraceMalin3 жыл бұрын
    • @@TraceMalin meh close enough

      @henriklnnkvist7727@henriklnnkvist77273 жыл бұрын
    • But for a moment he actually was swimming

      @artin13@artin133 жыл бұрын
    • They build each other up and pus each other harder in the military, one day that man will be able to swim because of moments like that

      @terricampbell3179@terricampbell31793 жыл бұрын
    • @@terricampbell3179 The military specializes in creating a gung-ho mindset which is important that you believe that you or your team can do anything when facing the enemy, but there are few skills the military can do that civilians don't do better (other than some things that are very job specific). Most world-record holders in scuba diving, skydiving, swimming, obstacle course racing, shooting etc., are civilians who never served. So, in reality civilians get push harder with results. The one thing that I truly think the military does better than anyone else is teach. Friends of mine who could barely pass a math class became trig experts thanks to artillery school. One worked for Space-X and solved a problem the Ph.D. engineers couldn't figure out based on what he learned about shell trajectory. Public schools need to adopt whatever the military does to turn idiots into geniuses.

      @TraceMalin@TraceMalin3 жыл бұрын
  • God bless all these people, I hope they are doing amazing in their military career and are making their country proud.

    @avaxran4051@avaxran405111 ай бұрын
  • “Believe it or not, you were swimmin!” God I love drill instructors. They know when to give a critique or a compliment. Even though their compliments usually sound like a critique. Love it

    @royal3524@royal35243 ай бұрын
  • "it's amazing what McDonald's can do!" 😂😂😂

    @Josh46731@Josh467313 жыл бұрын
    • My favorite part

      @masterchief3726@masterchief37263 жыл бұрын
    • Josh46731 fucking marines 😂

      @dsl_flix298@dsl_flix2983 жыл бұрын
    • Josh46731 that was hilarious😂😂

      @andrewfoote8509@andrewfoote85093 жыл бұрын
    • That shit killed me 😂

      @dumbdog2924@dumbdog29243 жыл бұрын
    • I died laughing at that part 😂😂😂

      @joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira54663 жыл бұрын
  • Soldier - “Looking around” Soldier - 👁👄👁 Soldier - “Drill Sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there”

    @bryanhynes4520@bryanhynes45203 жыл бұрын
    • Yh thAt was funny shit 😂🤣

      @samtaylorvlogs9629@samtaylorvlogs96293 жыл бұрын
    • I had a stroke reading this

      @saatananaasi2015@saatananaasi20153 жыл бұрын
    • @@saatananaasi2015 then you need to go back go school

      @ryanfrederick3671@ryanfrederick36713 жыл бұрын
    • @@ryanfrederick3671 I didn't know they taught you how to avoid a stroke in school?

      @saatananaasi2015@saatananaasi20153 жыл бұрын
    • @@ryanfrederick3671 I suppose you're still in school since you can't even write.

      @saatananaasi2015@saatananaasi20153 жыл бұрын
  • Most impressive part of this video is the BMW right at the end. Car so safe a driver could have survived with little to no injury after the first collision with a freaking tank! Amazing!

    @joefurious732@joefurious732 Жыл бұрын
  • “Drill sergeant i dropped grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂

    @enigmaencrypted2392@enigmaencrypted23923 жыл бұрын
    • Enigma Encrypted the way he said it had me dying

      @inversaa4569@inversaa45693 жыл бұрын
    • He sounded like squidward

      @CarlosCampos@CarlosCampos3 жыл бұрын
    • I like how he was looking around for it like he just lost his keys

      @jegeriufanen4415@jegeriufanen44153 жыл бұрын
    • Sherlock Holmes 15:36 watch the whole clip 😂

      @CarlosCampos@CarlosCampos3 жыл бұрын
    • That’s gotta be the funniest shit ever 😂😂 Steve urkel ass

      @uboii@uboii3 жыл бұрын
  • Salute to the boy who gave his speech in the confidence chamber

    @nthnth1815@nthnth18153 жыл бұрын
    • What’s polluting it?

      @calumtmp9694@calumtmp96943 жыл бұрын
    • Calum TMP a form of CS gas , non lethal obviously but burns every part of you like hell. It’s pretty impressive he was able to do it.

      @Longspout15@Longspout153 жыл бұрын
    • Fr how was that a fail that’s a dub

      @Adrian-in4uv@Adrian-in4uv3 жыл бұрын
    • insnt it tear gas?

      @UsEr242afjberguy@UsEr242afjberguy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@UsEr242afjberguy Pretty much

      @Longspout15@Longspout153 жыл бұрын
  • the drills yelling out food items will always be the funniest one

    @jasonvos4430@jasonvos443010 ай бұрын
  • 3:33 *fires accurately* "and i took that personaly"

    @roo99710@roo99710 Жыл бұрын
  • Let’s be honest, we didn’t searched for this but we enjoyed it

    @proreleased6873@proreleased68733 жыл бұрын
    • I did, I searched for it because i wanna be in the army or Marines

      @shamyrabrown3713@shamyrabrown37133 жыл бұрын
    • yessir

      @chrzescijaningz@chrzescijaningz3 жыл бұрын
    • On bro

      @alaunstuart553@alaunstuart5533 жыл бұрын
    • I search for it

      @ItzBlue113@ItzBlue1133 жыл бұрын
    • Black First what that supposed to mean I live in a very wealthy place, and I been wanting to join the army sense I was little and it’s my dream to join and Ik it’s not impossible to join, your join someone that wants to bring someone down and tell them they can’t do it, I want to help my country while your lazy ass sets on your couch and criticize people do something better with your life then to mess with people

      @shamyrabrown3713@shamyrabrown37133 жыл бұрын
  • “Drill sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there 👉” 🤦🏻‍♂️

    @SniperPilotX@SniperPilotX3 жыл бұрын
    • Well, at least it wasn’t next to him or it would be much more fun! 🤦‍♂️

      @khanglo6326@khanglo63263 жыл бұрын
    • Drill sergeant: Well go find it then! Me: Yo Timmy, you found it? Timmy’s foot:

      @Asian_J3sus@Asian_J3sus3 жыл бұрын
    • I saw this clip and was like 🤔where’d it go hmmm 🧐 I wonder I just see ur battle buddies foot in front of u and just go like welp SHEIT not again obi-wans gonna kill me 😒

      @ste4lth147@ste4lth1473 жыл бұрын
    • so much wrong in that clip lol.

      @emanandchill@emanandchill3 жыл бұрын
    • @@khanglo6326 These two don't qualify to carry da green boom-boom rocks.

      @HalfBreedMix@HalfBreedMix3 жыл бұрын
  • _"Thats not a Machine Gun! (whips out an MG3) THIS is a Machine Gun!!"_ - The German Soldier, later that day (probably)

    @kuribayashi84@kuribayashi84 Жыл бұрын
    • Except it lost the only war it’s ever been in 😂

      @obi-wankenobi1750@obi-wankenobi1750 Жыл бұрын
  • P.S. to the camera guy picking at him at 3:57, dude is actually keeping his bearings together considering he took a healthy sweep across the eyes instead of the usual couple squirts to the face. he actally took it far better than some actual marines have.

    @washingtonjames9053@washingtonjames90532 жыл бұрын
  • Americans: „It‘s a machine gun!“ German: -smirks- „Ok“

    @catlover4954@catlover49543 жыл бұрын
    • MG42 intensifies

      @FrankdaFrickinTank@FrankdaFrickinTank3 жыл бұрын
    • NoobSlayer beat me to it

      @DoumaIntern@DoumaIntern3 жыл бұрын
    • Germans on Normandy Beach during WW2 “Das Machine Gun!”

      @recemarkou3223@recemarkou32233 жыл бұрын
    • Rece Markou „Das Maschinen Gun“

      @c-k-e3496@c-k-e34963 жыл бұрын
    • "Machinegewher" not machinin gun

      @junebug8485@junebug84853 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s a machine gun!” Dude: *This is where the fun begins* Edit: arguing in the comments or whatever

    @anotherasian530@anotherasian5303 жыл бұрын
    • it brought back the german inscinct

      @ethanmarble2866@ethanmarble28663 жыл бұрын
    • He Had flashbacks

      @langeweileonline4720@langeweileonline47203 жыл бұрын
    • Its stupid to just fire 100 rounds and not hit anything. The german soldier obviously knows, that its more effective to fire slowly but precisely.

      @mati338@mati3383 жыл бұрын
    • @@mati338 Suppressing fire? What's that?

      @CrizzyEyes@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
    • @@mati338 Have you never heard of 'suppressing fire' before?

      @angelito2336@angelito23363 жыл бұрын
  • “So amazing what McDonald’s can do” That’s straight motivation 😂

    @willyalvaro5493@willyalvaro5493 Жыл бұрын
  • 3:45 bro that smirk says it all

    @filipeantao@filipeantao Жыл бұрын
    • He got some flashbacks

      @angelpalazzolo1660@angelpalazzolo1660 Жыл бұрын
  • Is nobody going to talk about how this sergeant motivated his boy with: "let's go, let's go, big Mac right heya! ITS AMAZIN WAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO"

    @Simmbahh@Simmbahh3 жыл бұрын
    • Army ain't for pussies ig haha

      @mycoreefer@mycoreefer3 жыл бұрын
    • All Time Goldies Definitely not. My uncle told me that in his army training it’s like they’re goal to break you down. They’re hella tough, that’s why u can’t do it cuz i’m sensitive as hell

      @mellloyd6291@mellloyd62913 жыл бұрын
    • @@mellloyd6291 yeah, i hate when bitches lile izaac complain, i wonder what training the army like little snowflakes would do for the country in an eventual war

      @mycoreefer@mycoreefer3 жыл бұрын
    • Literally everybody is talking about it

      @damienbacon2019@damienbacon20193 жыл бұрын
    • Yall realize that’s the marine corps training right? Lmao

      @tylertuliszewski2835@tylertuliszewski28352 жыл бұрын
  • Everbody gangsta till the guy showing off crashes the heli

    @canadadry8522@canadadry85223 жыл бұрын
    • That looked so fake though

      @XXbourneXX1@XXbourneXX13 жыл бұрын
    • Off to the gulag

      @chops5615@chops56153 жыл бұрын
    • That’s like me in Warzone

      @edwardlinbeck8923@edwardlinbeck89233 жыл бұрын
    • @@edwardlinbeck8923 lol

      @chops5615@chops56153 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of Kobe’s helicopter...

      @herbalsneeze1621@herbalsneeze16213 жыл бұрын
  • I love when they give the boots water for the pepper spray. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    @yup3675@yup3675 Жыл бұрын
  • Excellent job compiler revolt

    @alixilviashah7166@alixilviashah7166 Жыл бұрын
  • “You’ll be amazed what McDonalds can do.”

    @RomanTroll@RomanTroll3 жыл бұрын
    • Fav moments

      @Sharp26@Sharp263 жыл бұрын
    • What can they do

      @BurntBalls@BurntBalls3 жыл бұрын
    • You copy

      @codywilkins8584@codywilkins85843 жыл бұрын
    • Big mac big mac

      @solinvictus2045@solinvictus20453 жыл бұрын
    • SCP 5000 everything

      @sammysewell4321@sammysewell43213 жыл бұрын
  • I love how we’re all sitting on our butts laughing at people training their hardest

    @matthewnolan1686@matthewnolan16863 жыл бұрын
    • I am loving it.

      @britishsoldier1186@britishsoldier11863 жыл бұрын
    • I read this comment while watching them have a chicken squeezed next to their ear

      @bobbilly712@bobbilly7123 жыл бұрын
    • Lol we really don’t

      @jonmann4980@jonmann49803 жыл бұрын
    • Oh, lose a granade is to train hard? Hahahahahahaha

      @adalbertojorgeribeirocouti516@adalbertojorgeribeirocouti5163 жыл бұрын
    • Adalberto Jorge Ribeiro Coutinho bruh moment

      @nippy7425@nippy74253 жыл бұрын
  • Ingresé a la Armada Nacional luego de pasar una tanda de reclutas, y fue la mejor experiencia que viví en toda mi vida que sin duda repetiría.

    @dantepilon2286@dantepilon2286 Жыл бұрын
    • Stolen comment but in another language.

      @Sapphiregamer8605@Sapphiregamer86057 ай бұрын
  • "Your gun won't shoot because you shot all your bullets." "How did this happen Drill Sgt."

    @teranceweeman7755@teranceweeman7755 Жыл бұрын
  • “Wow that heli came really close.... huh he’s coming back around..... that’s uh... that’s a bit of a steep angle there........ coming in fast, too.....ok this can’t end well.”

    @Mikeological@Mikeological3 жыл бұрын
    • "Oh man that's so cool it's just like how we all fly in video games" 2 seconds later crashes "yep... Just like how we all fly in video games"

      @CriticoolHit@CriticoolHit3 жыл бұрын
    • not so much of a steep angle. more of thin air due to higher altitude. maneuver would be fine if he did it at sea level, which is probably what he practised at.

      @deez1321@deez13213 жыл бұрын
    • Any idea where/when this was at?

      @micahwhitsel3847@micahwhitsel38473 жыл бұрын
    • @@micahwhitsel3847 Yeah that was definitely the most serious of the 'funny' montage, I'm curious too that couldn't have ended well.

      @danielbuongiorno7093@danielbuongiorno70933 жыл бұрын
    • he almost hit one guy... dude hit the deck just in time..

      @AikonikBoy@AikonikBoy3 жыл бұрын
  • That guy who spoke through the tear gas is a different breed

    @bryan_tang@bryan_tang3 жыл бұрын
    • Facts lol

      @888fuxfate2@888fuxfate22 жыл бұрын
    • @Sumeyo Hassan bro he was 🤣🤣

      @n0t_the_plague_doctor343@n0t_the_plague_doctor3432 жыл бұрын
    • there was next to no gas in there

      @heribertocontreras3200@heribertocontreras32002 жыл бұрын
    • CS gas, and it isn't that bad.

      @loganc8054@loganc80542 жыл бұрын
    • I no n

      @_Shnoids_@_Shnoids_2 жыл бұрын
  • I didnt see any "failures" only people doing their best. THANK YOU. (well maybe the helicopter..🤣)

    @pass179@pass179 Жыл бұрын
  • Soooooooo funnnnnny! it made my day!)))♥ ♥ With love Ali Mansoor Afshar- Motivational speaker and KZheadr from Afghanistan

    @mraliafshar950@mraliafshar950 Жыл бұрын
  • “Believe it or not, you were swimmin’” 😂💪🏾

    @subkforlife7435@subkforlife74353 жыл бұрын
    • More like drowning 😂

      @dominikstork8365@dominikstork83653 жыл бұрын
    • Hahhahahaha

      @danielsalcedo1073@danielsalcedo10733 жыл бұрын
    • for like 2 seconds. Baby steps

      @ShiningDarknes@ShiningDarknes3 жыл бұрын
    • SubK for Life cause he was black lol

      @4youreyesonly447@4youreyesonly4473 жыл бұрын
    • 4 Your Eyes Only not funny didn’t laugh

      @suda_lifts@suda_lifts3 жыл бұрын
  • "drill sarent I drop my grenade somewhere ova there" *looks in sheer terror and confusion* 16:08

    @Dfloyd60@Dfloyd603 жыл бұрын
    • he’s such a nerd too lmao it’s hilarious

      @benfernandez9939@benfernandez99393 жыл бұрын
    • Poor guy

      @inimiczl376@inimiczl3763 жыл бұрын
    • Honey Bun Kid • 10 years ago stupid and a nerd is a very unlucky combination

      @simon6495@simon64953 жыл бұрын
    • He almost cry

      @aymen9000@aymen90003 жыл бұрын
    • I felt bad for the guy he almost cried

      @hakamyasser6289@hakamyasser62893 жыл бұрын
  • Sargents using food as motivation never fails to crack me up

    @s.n2500@s.n2500 Жыл бұрын
  • I just realized what the *really* funny part of the first clip was. Getting tased makes you grab onto things tight.

    @paulweston8184@paulweston8184 Жыл бұрын
  • Soldier: it’s a machine gun! Guy: okay (starts shooting every one he sees)

    @garrettbailey860@garrettbailey8603 жыл бұрын
    • Minute

      @aataa322@aataa3223 жыл бұрын
    • @@aataa322 3:33

      @brhu356@brhu3563 жыл бұрын
    • It was us soldiers and German soldiers. German on the mg

      @monkeyman7048@monkeyman70483 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, that used to happen quote a lot at mutual training exercises. German doctrine was to conserve ammo with short precise bursts...american doctrine was to let 'er rip because we sure as hell aint humping it back to base. :-)

      @christophdunkel5733@christophdunkel57333 жыл бұрын
    • He went full auto German.

      @justanonbionarywalkingdown4295@justanonbionarywalkingdown42953 жыл бұрын
  • The U.S militaries worst enemy: the rubber chicken

    @cas5422@cas54223 жыл бұрын
    • Mine too... At camp they made us do it, and well... I almost died.

      @quantum_chezburger2279@quantum_chezburger22793 жыл бұрын
    • Quantum_Chezburger 227 boyyy why would a kid be in a military?. So that’s a capppp‼️😂🤣. Don’t try to lie son.

      @aizan4391@aizan43913 жыл бұрын
    • Can you not go through if you fail?

      @GhilleVeteran00@GhilleVeteran003 жыл бұрын
    • @@aizan4391 not boot camp, as a joke in a summer camp. We all failed.

      @quantum_chezburger2279@quantum_chezburger22793 жыл бұрын
    • @@aizan4391 I wouldn't attempt stolen valor.

      @quantum_chezburger2279@quantum_chezburger22793 жыл бұрын
  • 1:00 That tank drifts better than mein racing games💀

    @zombiecrillio@zombiecrillio Жыл бұрын
  • I ran CS training myself, we always had some funny reactions.

    @itamarka1@itamarka18 ай бұрын
  • “It amazes me what McDonald’s could do”

    @eversionx9340@eversionx93403 жыл бұрын
    • *falls flat on his back*

      @taquitobandito6054@taquitobandito60543 жыл бұрын
    • Lmfaooo

      @michael-gz3ty@michael-gz3ty3 жыл бұрын
    • Didn't understand this at first. Lol

      @MaryJane-uo9sd@MaryJane-uo9sd3 жыл бұрын
    • But the one thing they cant do is have a hecin working ice cream lachinr

      @alphagamerwolf1135@alphagamerwolf11353 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @minecraftbuildings5369@minecraftbuildings53693 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone gangster till the chicken comes out

    @deallzshamuz7575@deallzshamuz75753 жыл бұрын
    • truxzzy I swear😂😂

      @teeslick2643@teeslick26433 жыл бұрын
    • i loved how they smashed the chickens balls on the ground like when ksi beated up bearus lmao

      @xadelib1233@xadelib12333 жыл бұрын
    • Yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @adariusbelk7140@adariusbelk71403 жыл бұрын
    • Ya the chicken toys are to see if they can have a straight and serious face

      @kimnelson7188@kimnelson71883 жыл бұрын
  • The thumbnail shows a Blank Firing Adapter. It is an Adapter used to Fire Blanks. That's the perfect thumbnail for a LOLS video if you don't know what you're looking at.

    @LolUGotBusted@LolUGotBusted7 ай бұрын
  • Bro the Video at Minute 5 was savage 🤣

    @germanchrome1810@germanchrome1810 Жыл бұрын
  • 6:17 they were encouraging him by promising food on the other side 😂😂😂

    @Matthew-qx3dh@Matthew-qx3dh3 жыл бұрын
    • “BigMac”

      @comet3969@comet39693 жыл бұрын
    • Frahs

      @yuriusutr7284@yuriusutr72843 жыл бұрын
    • Hey soldier big Mac behind enemy lines Soldier:theres hundreds of you AND one of me you have no chance

      @diegorosario282@diegorosario2823 жыл бұрын
    • IM DEAD ASF. thank u for this comment my dumbass didn’t realize that’s what they were doing

      @pho8894@pho88943 жыл бұрын
    • “Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” BRUH 😂

      @leni1969@leni19693 жыл бұрын
  • "I dropped my nade somewhere over there" BRUH

    @Viohe@Viohe3 жыл бұрын
    • Veer Singh 👁👄👁

      @rian534@rian5343 жыл бұрын
    • @Veer Singh you have the wha-

      @sandypits@sandypits3 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandypits Welcome to the Gulag

      @DRANT1S@DRANT1S3 жыл бұрын
  • My RESPECT FOR MY FELLOW SERVICE MEMBERS AND THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!

    @maxortega4690@maxortega4690 Жыл бұрын
  • a lot of these are neither funny or fails but HUGE wins!

    @anubislee36@anubislee367 ай бұрын
  • German soldier: 'ratatat' 'ratatat' 'ratatat' American soldier: "hey! It's a machine gun!" German soldier: "hehe, okay!" *RATATATATATATATATA-*

    @Doomer1121@Doomer11213 жыл бұрын
    • He awakened what is in his blood inherited from his ancestors

      @mundanedew@mundanedew3 жыл бұрын
    • *insert MG42 firing unlimited ammo here*

      @laksamanasuhendra5868@laksamanasuhendra58683 жыл бұрын
    • Top 3 things not to say to a German fella... just saying man... last time Germany got too excited with machine guns the world had a rough patch

      @elrockerchido@elrockerchido3 жыл бұрын
    • JustaGamer the new German ar is just a semi auto, in future they don’t know how to use a full auto gun

      @rumpelstiezel3590@rumpelstiezel35903 жыл бұрын
    • @Deutsche Comrade the Zweihander is the og "German big gun"

      @isaiahthomas2434@isaiahthomas24343 жыл бұрын
  • Girls when getting tased: "OW! OW! OW!" guys when getting tased: *singing*

    @miock3311@miock33113 жыл бұрын
    • Miock painfull singing

      @MrDylanButton@MrDylanButton3 жыл бұрын
    • More like screaming

      @bluemicrobe7744@bluemicrobe77443 жыл бұрын
    • @@bluemicrobe7744 I'm talking about the one dude that was actually singing when he got tased

      @miock3311@miock33113 жыл бұрын
    • More often reverse, that why it's in funny

      @dustykevin6329@dustykevin63293 жыл бұрын
    • Miock oh okay still funny though

      @bluemicrobe7744@bluemicrobe77443 жыл бұрын
  • Empties magazine “how did this happen drill sergeant” lmao

    @hadenprentzler8850@hadenprentzler8850 Жыл бұрын
  • To the hero who got pepper sprayed: well done soldier. You powered through it. Great training, too, fellas! This is why we're Number 1. Hell yeah!

    @digitaldoc1976@digitaldoc1976 Жыл бұрын
  • When that single lad took his mask off and recited his chant i got chills

    @samist232@samist2323 жыл бұрын
    • where

      @nc5460@nc54603 жыл бұрын
    • @@nc5460 5:19

      @irstaxcollector6162@irstaxcollector61623 жыл бұрын
    • What was making him choke?

      @craigoakleygomme8492@craigoakleygomme84923 жыл бұрын
    • @@craigoakleygomme8492 it's the tear gas I guess

      @nmelody4414@nmelody44143 жыл бұрын
    • @@craigoakleygomme8492 CS Gas sucks. I'd do basic all over if they left that part out.

      @jeremy4046@jeremy40463 жыл бұрын
  • 2:39 this guy died became a zombie started dancing then came back to life as a human amazing

    @fatneekduckisgay8404@fatneekduckisgay84043 жыл бұрын
    • can someone say me what they tested or what happend? please

      @justclass9394@justclass93943 жыл бұрын
    • @@justclass9394 I'm really bad at explaining so here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training

      @Angel-pw7el@Angel-pw7el3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Angel-pw7el ok thanks short said: The blood goes away from the Brain for a moment that causes the Body to breakdown and when the blood comes again the brain restarts (I cant explain it better xD)

      @justclass9394@justclass93943 жыл бұрын
    • Do the zombie! Do the zombie!

      @Idengard@Idengard3 жыл бұрын
    • They won’t tell you ( unless you dig ) how many “kids” trying to “fight for their country “ died with this kind of training. Gotta be a better way than making it happen - this will kill someone who goes into high altitude yes so I see why it needs to be training for it but actually making it happen is horribly risky and as I said many have died. It looks funny to you but to me it looks sad. He doesn’t even know what they are doing to his brain and what risk he is in: they don’t tell you either. Just man up and fight for your country right. Who cares about you needing blood to the brain all the time./: so what if your only half dead a minute or so..: we will train you yet. Or kill you: one of the two:

      @amandaroman3471@amandaroman34713 жыл бұрын
  • thanks for the satisfying ending

    @seekerscovereal@seekerscovereal Жыл бұрын
  • "How did this happen drill sergeant" Drill sergeant: Because (laughs) you shot all the

    @physixyt9994@physixyt9994 Жыл бұрын
  • The Apache flying in the winter is a perfect representation of BF4 Pilots 6:54

    @fracturedframe1462@fracturedframe14623 жыл бұрын
    • Me: *Nervous laughing*

      @annhentaiuser6658@annhentaiuser66583 жыл бұрын
    • Yep

      @grootthetwig1229@grootthetwig12293 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @MauveDash@MauveDash3 жыл бұрын
    • Fractured Frame that tail whip was performed too low and since it endangered many civilians in the process the pilot got arrested.

      @anonymoushunter9808@anonymoushunter98083 жыл бұрын
    • @@anonymoushunter9808 damn that's really rough ngl RIP ti the pilot's job and oop to the endangered civis

      @fracturedframe1462@fracturedframe14623 жыл бұрын
  • 7:10 me in GTA trying to convince other players that I am good at flying.

    @ty.jarell3324@ty.jarell33243 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah

      @happyalltheday2275@happyalltheday22753 жыл бұрын
    • How did that didnt explode lmao

      @adielrum2721@adielrum27213 жыл бұрын
    • @@adielrum2721 snow took the impact

      @spinalfluids1135@spinalfluids11353 жыл бұрын
    • When i let my friend fly for the heist...

      @joshualewis5412@joshualewis54123 жыл бұрын
    • Me trying to even fly

      @slipknotgod6664@slipknotgod66643 жыл бұрын
  • During my conscription service in Finnish army I wen't through also a tear gas training like this in 5:22. Inside the container was our LT sipping coffee and laughing his ass off when was the time to remove our masks 😄

    @radeee87@radeee87 Жыл бұрын
  • “Believe it or not you were swimming” 8:30 to 8:58 - Update: - damn I didn’t expect all these likes 😂

    @xZeFxx@xZeFxx3 жыл бұрын
    • Cody Overland underrated

      @zylnox8654@zylnox86543 жыл бұрын
    • @Amon KC *Believe it or not*

      @nigha4475@nigha44753 жыл бұрын
    • I can't swim ~

      @jess8611@jess86113 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t understand that test. Was it just because he couldn’t swim and had heavy equipment? Why was it so hard for him?

      @fridaymorning139@fridaymorning1393 жыл бұрын
    • @@fridaymorning139 I think the test was to practice jumping into the water with his equipment on but he was scared of going doing it because he has troubles swimming. That's why the instructor said, "Believe it or not you was swimming."

      @jess8611@jess86113 жыл бұрын
  • 8:48 did anyone else noticed how easily that dude took the other out from the water with all the equipment and stuff like he weighted nothing??

    @saulmartinez1241@saulmartinez12413 жыл бұрын
    • "Its amazing what McDonald's can do"

      @muhammadesguerra5352@muhammadesguerra53523 жыл бұрын
    • He's a Sarge for a reason, dudes probably very tough.

      @graphite7898@graphite78983 жыл бұрын
    • Not to underrate the guy's strength but it's easier to lift someone when they're suspended in water.

      @CrizzyEyes@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
    • you don't weight as much when your floating in the water, and he dragged him out sliding on the rail, it's not as bad as it looks

      @TheTyphoon365@TheTyphoon3653 жыл бұрын
    • Believe it or not he was swimming

      @dkbroman@dkbroman3 жыл бұрын
  • The determination of some of those guys is respectable, the funny ones are those that dont even know why they signed in... This is the army, not the school run, where u get a "participation trophy". But i'm giving my best ! - Sometimes u gotta accept that your "best" isnt good enough.

    @necrisuni@necrisuni Жыл бұрын
  • 14:40 My grandpa told me of this one guy when he was training to be a part of the Marine core who didn't keep his head down when crawling like they were supposed to. The trainee ended up getting hit by a live round when they trained under live machine gun fire. My grandpa went on to serve in the Marines and was honorably discharged as a corporal at the end of WW2. He then went to the same school as Trump and his kids before managing a Honeywell for decades before he retired and spent the rest of his life in retirement before dying on the first day of Spring in 2015. Interestingly I started my college senate service right after that. I now work in environmental services and plan to lead the field, run a museum and have a family.

    @adamjacobs6644@adamjacobs6644 Жыл бұрын
  • The 2 grenade guys are definitely going to be bullet stoppers

    @RGD1982@RGD19823 жыл бұрын
    • Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!

      @noldorwarrior7791@noldorwarrior77913 жыл бұрын
    • Those are what we call POGS. They’ll never see the enemy.

      @franksmith8210@franksmith82103 жыл бұрын
    • @@franksmith8210 or REMFs xD

      @graysonvirtue4058@graysonvirtue40583 жыл бұрын
    • Na, more than likely a computer guy or admin.

      @DontKnowGuy@DontKnowGuy3 жыл бұрын
  • 11:52 this man has never smiled in his life

    @kdubs5798@kdubs57983 жыл бұрын
    • I chuckled at this comment

      @gavinedwards4749@gavinedwards47493 жыл бұрын
    • My grandfather XD

      @ElRodriPR@ElRodriPR Жыл бұрын
  • 14:56 I love how even the instructor cant help but laugh.. 7:01 "Oh, that's an impressive pilot" 7:16 "OH... That wasn't on purpose".

    @user-nm5ii2cv8l@user-nm5ii2cv8l7 ай бұрын
  • Salute to those ladies and gentlemen by whom we really exist...

    @yuyutsu...@yuyutsu... Жыл бұрын
  • Trevor: I wish you had taken the flight lessons Michael 7:11 :Me trying to land

    @ANTONINIO21@ANTONINIO213 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂👏👏

      @itsjustaaron8621@itsjustaaron86213 жыл бұрын
    • ANTONINIO 21 I can’t even land helicopter’s in arma so I’m a bit like you lol

      @USLBSYouTube@USLBSYouTube3 жыл бұрын
    • me playing warzone

      @capyfanvok@capyfanvok3 жыл бұрын
    • The Guy At Right is Dead or not

      @fardinahmedhamza@fardinahmedhamza3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @crazyrussiankid2865@crazyrussiankid28653 жыл бұрын
  • “ITS A MACHINE GUN” “ok” so you have chosen death

    @Oliver-qo4jf@Oliver-qo4jf3 жыл бұрын
  • Woah I'm so impressed!

    @kbaudewyns7@kbaudewyns72 жыл бұрын
  • drill sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there......LAWD I STOPPED BREATHING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT PART haaaaaaaaaa lololol. this brings back some great memories from basic training at ft. Knox Kentucky. lolol.

    @KevinP32270@KevinP32270 Жыл бұрын
  • American - “It’s a machine gun!” German - “Ha ha, ok...” *WW2 Flashback*

    @rexgaming_501st3@rexgaming_501st33 жыл бұрын
  • Think it’s safe to say that helicopter pilot won’t be flying for a while or ever again😂

    @justunique13@justunique133 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh maybe he's dead. That was a hard crash

      @masteryoda2772@masteryoda27723 жыл бұрын
    • master Yoda apparently other comments say that he survived unhurt

      @deskrazenia8206@deskrazenia82063 жыл бұрын
    • Deskra Zenia I was gonna say, I didn’t see it go up in flames, which would have been bad, he probably got out of it with whiplash, scrapes, and bruises

      @justunique13@justunique133 жыл бұрын
    • Not many people can say "I crashed an attack helicopter."

      @beanieteamie7435@beanieteamie74353 жыл бұрын
    • @@beanieteamie7435 i met a firefighter who survived a helicopter crash

      @slycoffy@slycoffy3 жыл бұрын
  • When the guy yells "Hey you in the Green..." ah, good times.

    @brianfoley4328@brianfoley432810 ай бұрын
  • “Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” - drill instructor

    @DirtPile_Official@DirtPile_Official8 ай бұрын
  • German soldier: *uses the machine-gun in a precise manner* American soldier: YO, it's a machine-gun German soldier: haha, oke. *MACHINE-GUN GO BRRRRRRR*

    @xano2921@xano29213 жыл бұрын
    • Then the American remembers Omaha beach and now regrets telling the German that. .

      @giorgiolarriva4814@giorgiolarriva48143 жыл бұрын
    • Machinegun goes: murica fuck yeah

      @howlravensong3297@howlravensong32973 жыл бұрын
    • MACHINE GUN GO DO DO DO DO DO

      @fetyrol7108@fetyrol71083 жыл бұрын
    • The only thing is that he is aiming by tracers, not using sights. You can't shoot accurately unless you have a long burst to walk rounds on target since only like every 5 rounds have the trace. If you fire 2 round bursts, you are firing most of your rounds blindly. Plus the 50 cal needs volume of fire in order to be effective.

      @DaveSmith-cp5kj@DaveSmith-cp5kj3 жыл бұрын
    • "Precise manner" with a heavy machine gun, ok...

      @isaacdepaula2103@isaacdepaula21033 жыл бұрын
  • 6:39 “it’s amazing what McDonald’s can do”😂

    @thebestojf7160@thebestojf71603 жыл бұрын
    • He's lovin' it.

      @SkyNinja759@SkyNinja7593 жыл бұрын
    • *big Mac big Mac*

      @lunar6156@lunar61563 жыл бұрын
    • He reminds me of Gomer Pyle

      @kodinamsinh3233@kodinamsinh32333 жыл бұрын
  • Those brought back such great memories LOL SGT US ARMY ADA Disabled/Retired

    @cliffords2315@cliffords2315 Жыл бұрын
  • big mac big mac big mac cookies - recruit struggling to climb- mmm the end is near!!!

    @austinsmith117@austinsmith11727 күн бұрын
  • “Sir i think I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂😂

    @mtosaucy2476@mtosaucy24763 жыл бұрын
    • That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

      @shyboy7829@shyboy78293 жыл бұрын
    • I felt bad for home cause he knew he was fuked

      @kobymower2889@kobymower28893 жыл бұрын
    • "Sir I think this comment is copied everywhere"😂😂😂

      @Anterr_@Anterr_3 жыл бұрын
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