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music (in order):
CoD black ops ost - Bendz
ace combat zero ost - Glatisant
SEATBELTS - Tank! (cowboy bebop ost)
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MoH Frontline ost - Shipyards of Lorient, Sturmgeists' Armored Train
Manuel - Gas Gas Gas
Maurizio De Jorio - Night of Fire
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Fearless Flyers - Flyers Funk
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ace combat 7 ost - yinshi valley
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earthbound ost - summers, eternal tourist trap
CoD black ops cold war ost - main street, USSR
BF3 ost - the red wire
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max payne 3 ost - one card left to play/finale
mario paint ost - BGM #2
We're monsters... we did this to him.
Good
I fail to see why i should feel bad. He clearly hasn't suffered enough and need to grind the French tank tree.
And we will do it again. NAVAL
Yes we are good we make him suffer
@@youtubevideoswatching3866 YES DO NAVAL
yaasssssssssssssssssssssssss the addictionnnnnnn 14:37 HAHAHA
Hallo
WHATS UP PHRIND!!!! I don’t know if you like this word or hate it….. But it was the best I can do….
It’s the guy who flys planes
@@tyundraii *Phlys planes, thank you.
Got a comment from the hit-and-run! Good shit
7:12 - this entire sequence, pure gold xD
cole: *makes it look like he completed a nation in a week* me: "wtf"
Dear God, he is a shell of a man. Grinding planes AND tanks, unthinkable.
He'll turn into a husk once he plays naval.
@@seabasswallyworld yup
no, he is the bullet shell, his human body is a bullet used for tanks, truly remarkable!
I did it The game doesn't even work for me now It just said nah and ceased I am Upset I had 4k hours Hahahahhahahahahgaggagahagagaggffjsk I have lost my sanity
@@qwispychild9491 Your family is missing you. Hopefully their aim will get better.
Air, earth, now for the final element... WATER grind naval battles to be the true God of war thunder
What about fire?????
what about playing Germans Soviet great Britain Italy...
@@thomaschurnjuticombe7183 sooooo good!
@@thomaschurnjuticombe7183 Helicopters
Thanks yall for the likes
This vid just popped up in my feed. Cole you make KZhead videos the way they should be made. You are a content creator who we can all sit around feel like we are there having “fun” (this is warthunder we are talking about) with you. Love the content, love the IRL Cole cameos, keep it up these are hilarious.
“where are we going papa” “were going to die” “what?”
hold up wait a minute sumin ain’t right
When the world needed him most He actually came back *now play warships*
Or other nations too
Half the video will be trying to find a match
Helicopters
WHY WOULD YOU WISH DEATH UPON THIS MAN!
@@LTV746 that's warthunder 🤓
Ah yes, the good old days, you just installed the game and decided to go straight into battle with 120+ shells
@Server Meta bit more than simple grenade...
@Server Meta mobile 1000lb bomb
Always do it in low tier playing with irl friends cause it feels like you make a bigger explosion with full ammo so you just go up like a city block
wait... high ammo count makes you easier to kill?
@@imlivinginyourceiling yeah you physically have more shells in your tank so if someone shoots ammo it can detonate but if you don't have ammo there the shell will just do normal damage
Now it’s time to do Warships😂😂
Lmao I applaud how great you edited this part 1 and 2. I can relate to torturing yourself with a dreadful gaming experience. But somehow it’s still addicting.
You've grown strong young one.. Now it's time for your ultimate test... *UNRESTRICTED NAVAL WARFARE*
*ptsd kicks in*
Oh f***ing hell no!
09:34 that is the reaction of every player after seeing the E100 or the maus without ATGM's or APSFDS.
i literally instinctly said the same word as him when i saw that E-100 turning towards him slowly
nahh bruh shoot cheeks
Apds too and facing APFSDS is pretty rare in the maus
You got me at speen... Oh and the generous donation of your life and blood pressures for this video Instant sub.
I’ve watched this. Video like 100 times as well as the first one it never gets old we need more videos plz
9:35 you are actually EXTREMLY lucky on seeing that tank its called the E100 and it was last sold on the community market for almost TWO THOUSAND dollars and when I mean EXTREMLY rare I mean it after around five or six years of playing warthunder I've only seen a E100 two times
Well DollarPlays has it, so he bought it?
@@MaskFky think it was a rental he got from Gaijin.
I own one
It’s been a while since I’ve played tier 5 tanks anyway, but in the 7 years I’ve played, I think I’ve seen it once. Either the grind for it was insane, or just nobody who actually got it plays anymore.
@@unwantedtryharding5394 It was a tournament reward.
“Have fun with that Tiger across the water” “The what” I’m DYING
"AAA-" *dies*
Famous last words
gasp ah?
Xd
The what? *AHH!* I was in tears
"Its time to take your tank to work day" that got me
you motivate me to grind britain 5.3 rank 3 again, now i will go back to the painful game
I bet everyone’s going to say Cole do bluewater fleet ships. And then he could use a battleship
nah, do both it and shallow water *at the same time*
@@basicallyarobloxian4533 that’s what everyone does tbf
YESSSSSS LETS SEE SEA
Half of his time grinding would probably be waiting for matches naval is a ghost town
@@franklind.roosevelt7416 True, but he's more prepared for naval since he grinded the plane tree first.
Now that's left is the naval grind to destroy Cole's immortal soul
The grind to end all grinds:3
As a naval grind victim i wish him the best
Helicopters ?
Naval grind isn't that bad just bc the texh tree is small and the SL payout is awesome. Playing more than 2 matches of naval tho, that sucks
@@lebigeon their already a ground and air vehicles but i dont know if he's going to do it
this game is pure pain i need more
I follow a good few WT channels but never had one have an intro like that, got me giggled!
the worst part of this video is how you never learned to not take 700,000 rounds of ammo
Fr
Wait hol up
whats that
And the fact that he’s playing arcade lol
Wait nvm
He has mastered two of the three forms of pain. Now he has yet to tackle the last one. *Naval battles*
NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
He’ll be a husk of a man by then
If he does it will be the most painful cause he will struggle even get in a battle it would be terrible for him.
@@mrcat3315 I love waiting 50 minutes for a battle
actualy there's a 4th one: F R A N C E
now cole grind the game to 100% EVERY nation in war thunder and become a master of the game
No life gaming
So much tasteful reference! See you space cowboy...
you have to appreciate how many hours cole puts into these war thunder vids (the grind is insane)
more ace combat memes/videos?
b a t t l e s h I p
Just play arcade air while using tier 1’s against jets by having one or two jets in your lineup and the rest props. Farm the god mode achievement as it’s 30k SL for a kill on a jet with a low br plane. My main money grinder
@@SenkaBandit When you need money that works well but research is the one thing without any remedy other than premium time/vehicles
@@sorrowmg278 playing realistic mode is better for grinding RP for mods and vehicles in my experience
Fun fact, the maus looking tank was actually an E-100, meaning cole just ran into one of the rarest drivable tanks in war thunder
I was about to point that out
Appropriate reaction: cole: “Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.”
you can tell the difference between maus, the Maus's turret is Towards the back while the E-100's turret is in the middle.
theres undrivable tanks?
@@Greatestswordsman69 Bro you know what he means
"The Sherman sucks" sounds like a skill issue to me, favorite tank in the game
The Mountain Dew decal on the a10 got me dead💀
Getting rudder shot off with Hellcat: *Instant panic* Getting rudder shot off with A-10: *Oh no! Anyways…*
If only the a10 in game didn’t die from a 22lr hitting the very tip of a wing.
@@sir.tempest5718 true
This actually made me want to reinstall. Low tier was so fun, the pacing was great.
Says absolutely no low tier player
@@doraemongameplay5683 Cause you haven't reached high tier?
Pacing at low tier is too fast to learn with I personally played low tier, friends told me to buy an F-5C and grind American planes, and I bought it during the summer sale and learned it quickly enough
@@doraemongameplay5683 Low tier might be fun if you have expirience in this shitty game, you can bully new players
Don't.
The battleship This one's great and one day please make a compilation or like a full video with all of the games you played like from like War Thunder airplanes to tanks and battleships
Anyone in 2024
The entire world is in 2024
@@austinr6513that is very agreeable
Just wait 8 months and your wrong @@austinr6513
Me
Same
0:27 Everyone: great job with planes now do tanks Me: *watches entire video and wonders* what about ships
Don't go there
What do you mean
@@8002svp no one plays naval lmao
Where's the navy?
@Astro Ablaze It should say like blue water fleet or something
I salute you as a WT veteran. Literally took me years with premium and free to play to get there with both tanks and planes. The modern vehicles look nice but top tier gameplay sucks.
Lol top tier isnt that bad you Just have to be good
@@tamas7586 Top tier to me is fun but it's mostly my skill issues honestly. I just have to play from the ground up again is all.
@@tamas7586 as i read "top tier gameplay sucks" i immediately thought "you suck" lmao. fr tho to each their own
took me 200 hours to get 7.7 ground and jet
@@rhards whit premiums or what?
Metal of Honor Frontline music is a great touch… Talk about Nostalgia!!
For some reason I can’t stop watching this video for some reason (I keep watching for 1 year straight)
It just dawned on me that he met a E100 in the wild... without knowing how rare that Unicorn is.
Lol
Yooo
he's back! Holy shit Cole is actually really damned good at ground battles. 14:46 dear god.....
U know, if he ever continues this for a potential naval one, imagine him using a naval gun….on that girl….in a small house 0_0
FedEx, what did you expect ?
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Your so good it makes me sad 😢
This man did all my grind on tanks of 2 months in 10 minutes
3:40 I think it’s the other way around, in all the history documentaries they say it took like 50 Shermans to kill a Tiger. But in war thunder it takes 50 Tigers to kill a Sherman.
huh? it takes 5 shermans to kill a tiger..
@@oyes6671 because an american tank platoon is 5 tanks. a number that was decided way before a tiger was even encountered. also you don't leave anyone behind regardless of the threat.
That is because German mains have 2 brain cells between all of them
Sherman's are one shots for 75mm+ calibers, except for the jumbo
@@wacky_duck1095 not if you angle properly
9:33 Hey an E100, I haven't seen one of those in a hot minute, very cool.
Watched this video maybe 4 times now over the past year, the Mountain Dew cans as the engines on the A10 gets me every fucking time
I was graced with the beauty of the E-100
Cole: "711+ hours on war thunder" Me with 1600+ hours: *This hits in a way that nothing else can, and i am not sure if i love it or hate it.*
Amateur. *cries in 7600 hours* I can safely say that eventually you reach a point where the game doesn’t touch you that much. The ghost shells happen, the packet loss sends you into the ground, but now your soul has been fully consumed by the snail you no longer feel pain. You jusr play without enjoying or hating. It’s a way of existence
@@commitselfdeletus9070 after 4.5k hours under my belt all i can say is "Attack the D point!" no but fr ye pretty much
@@commitselfdeletus9070 same feling buddy
im you but with 10410.4 hours in wt XD its fun when it wants to be
@@sarodorethedragon9865 bro you’re saying you spent literally over a year playing this game 😭
The fact you did this with what looked like a FULL ammorack until like tier 5 made me pray for your sanity
The game literally tells you you're doing something wrong if you don't bring a full load of ammo.
@@a.b.3455 You only need like ~20 rounds for most vehicles.
@@farmingtonfakenamington3048 I know. But the game still tells you you're doing something wrong if you don't bring full ammo.
@@a.b.3455 i never thought about it but yeah that message about x unaloccated shells must be counterproductive for new players. they should just get rid of it
@@_invencible_ or explain more about it, as you cant just bring the same number of shells for every tank. Some low calibre guns need more ammo, some tanks can just bring every shell available and so on.
These videos live rent free in my head
I didn't realize how... violent, warthunder would make me when first playing it
"The long grind of mother fucking war thunder" That can summarize it since the first one.
"It's time for some modern fucking warfare." A-10 rolls down the tarmac I got goosebumps right there.
You should play the one where they take of the tracks and guns and add a water engine
You’ve mastered 2 now master all 3 like a true legend you are.
Can we just appreciate how rare E-100 in battles is
And he saw it =)
Cole: grinds entire tech tree within only 2 months Gaijin: you weren't supposed to do that
I do it in 3 weeks tops 💀
@@notholland5312 average premium tank+time buyer
@@magnum6763 just premium time
@@notholland5312 yea. makes sense. premium time makes the rewards utterly insane compared to the non premium time users rewards. 100k vs like 40k for a ridiculous game with the same vehicles (12 kill game, USA w/ rep costs included at 6.3)
You can easily reach top tech tree with two months of premium.
That Maus had the good old did. you angle today a true dollar play fan
Glatidant theme in the beginning of the vid is really suitable for war thunder grind
11:48 is my favorite part 😂😂
I've been playing WT since it was in beta and this man got to the top of 2 tech trees before I could get a single plane with missiles on a single tech tree Edit: some might say his dedication put him ahead, but anyone who has played war thunder knows the price he paid to reach so far up the tech tree is too high and he should not be praised but rather mourned
Skill issue
skill issue bruh been playing since 2012. atleast 6 hours a weekend. 1-2 hours weekdays off and on...... have rank VII ground forces for all but like 1 nation. and top tier jets for 4 nations.
my favorite tank is still the M60A3 TTS or the RISE, or A1 AOS, or the M60AMBT , or ocasionally ill play the Chieftain now and then........... only non gift event tanks i don't have is the E100 and the British Excelsior
How is this a skill issue and not more of a he touches grass situation?
Bruh the price isn't that bad
It’s not finished yet… one more element
It's not over, you still have one more thing to do... *HELICOPTERS*
Imagine being deployed to battle in a plane and you just see a plane with 2 freaking mountain dew cans on each side
14:51 - 14:59 Sums up the experience, perfectly.
Still the best War Thunder video on KZhead.
"Time for some modern warfare!" Proceeds to bring a flying gun from the 70's.
13:17 has got to be my absolute favorite edit you've ever done
Speen
Cole: He's making the play. He's rushing! Me: He's not Russian, he's American!
remember... no russian
'have fun with that tiger' got my crying
wow 2m views and just 160k subs? wow dude you put a lot of work in these you deserve more
“Where are we going papa?” “Were going to die” had me in stitches, rewatched it like 3 times😂😂😂😂
Never underestimate a M22 Locus, got a 4 kill game at 9.3 in one once
The lofi girl getting shot by a FedEx M1A1 Abrams had me rolling
Haha😂
11:48 The most cutest thing I ever seem
And then they die
Congratulations, you are hear-by invited to *dramatic thunder* the navy.
Must grind water to be the true god
7:23 top 10 moments right before desaster
HES BACK BLESSED IS THIS DAY. GLORY TO COLE AND HIS PRETTY GREATNESS
MoH Frontline ost wow chef's kiss.
Everything for the grind
13:28 "That didn't register?" WT tank mains: First time?
When I heard the “At least it’s adequate, it could be insufficient” I died
'he wanted to be initial D but i turned him into the fast and furious' Holy shit dude 😂😂
I play the same game and know the pain of the grind like a brother to me.
I'm so happy that he used the music from the old Medal of Honor games. That's a huge nostalgia trip right there.
14:45 you should have had the "you've got mail" sound effect. Also, I pity you, being forced to grind both planes and tanks. What's next? Ships?
Thank you for making a tank video
Cole, you know whats next. Dont act like you can escape the inevitable. The US Navy is calling, so is the Helicopter force. Finish it
Watching this video is a similar experience to watching someone stub their toe, laughing at them, then feeling bad about it afterwards. Also, this man deserves a million views for the pain he went through.
The best moments in voice chat in war thunder is always when your in an aircraft and tell him a high tier tank is near him
Roof top landing!
U know what’s next cole (battleships)
Cole: Say's the M4 Sucks Also Cole: Proceeds to show various M4's kicking Russian, German, heck anyone's ass.
You'd think that after reaching tier III one would notice that filling your ammo rack to the brim is a dumb idea. But I really can't blame you, the game literally tells you to bring all the ammo you can.
Dumb? I need all the ammo I need. Even smoke.
wait does ammo actually matter
@@theharvinator yes, the more your bring the more vulnerable you are too being one shot, because the chance of your ammo being hit is higher.
@@a.b.3455 had no idea it had an in game change, thanks!
@@theharvinator every shell you bring is modeled inside your tank so it really does effect it a lot, especially bigger caliber shells take up a lot of space.
Cole and everybody else get prepared for what I am about to say “ great… now do navy
You should do navy grind next
9:34 i also felt the same amount of fear at that moment even though i wasn’t playing
The only thing I have that can even take it on is the M51
Great... Now do naval.
See's king tiger "nope. No no. No no oh no no no no. Nope" 😂
Cobe: Minding his own buisness* Panther: hello there-*fatality* 6:50