How Neuralink Works 🧠

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  • Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.

    @RealReittieR@RealReittieR24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?

      @DragonGirlPKXD@DragonGirlPKXD24 күн бұрын
    • Bro you liking your own comment too​@@DragonGirlPKXD

      @Lebron_James_never_die@Lebron_James_never_die24 күн бұрын
    • You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month

      @Fib4r@Fib4r24 күн бұрын
    • It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy

      @tankman3609@tankman360924 күн бұрын
    • WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER

      @larrisajednery@larrisajednery24 күн бұрын
  • Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"

    @thunderfist232@thunderfist23219 күн бұрын
    • "Access denied, Mustang required"

      @deletedaccount9357@deletedaccount935719 күн бұрын
    • ​@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀

      @cyberboi9783@cyberboi978319 күн бұрын
    • Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.

      @onlyforyou31@onlyforyou3119 күн бұрын
    • ​@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo

      @xrgaming1847@xrgaming184719 күн бұрын
    • @@deletedaccount9357nahhhh

      @hellothere-pf9qu@hellothere-pf9qu19 күн бұрын
  • This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏

    @GEFDAFo.o@GEFDAFo.o4 күн бұрын
    • It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment

      @hudsonkline@hudsonkline13 сағат бұрын
  • Them intrusive thoughts bouta win and my cars gonna go flying into some random pedestrians on the side walk 😭😭😭

    @BeIIaGrace@BeIIaGrace4 күн бұрын
    • Frrrr

      @javis6871@javis687110 сағат бұрын
  • "How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"

    @ThreeSheep69@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
    • My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻

      @RayStickman@RayStickman24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

      @BFDIFan829@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?

      @BokoAnimatesAndPlays@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.

      @BFDIFan829@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
    • ​@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...

      @BFDIFan829@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
  • "What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*

    @Err0r123@Err0r12323 күн бұрын
    • Yes when I'm about to go to sleep

      @user-bl1zt1ps1i@user-bl1zt1ps1i23 күн бұрын
    • Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂

      @Bee-known@Bee-known23 күн бұрын
    • Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts

      @AT-9777@AT-977722 күн бұрын
    • 😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥

      @oldtelevisionbros945@oldtelevisionbros94522 күн бұрын
    • Fr

      @_Animationguy@_Animationguy22 күн бұрын
  • "Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."

    @mrrainbrow423@mrrainbrow4233 күн бұрын
  • We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @shinx123@shinx1233 күн бұрын
    • lol bruh fr

      @themaskedman6928@themaskedman69282 күн бұрын
  • And he was awake the whole time

    @PIatz@PIatz24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsNO

      @Your_girl_gabbyy@Your_girl_gabbyy24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid

      @BokoAnimatesAndPlays@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo

      @ThreeSheep69@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
    • ​@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny

      @user-mh8ph3xu8p@user-mh8ph3xu8p24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent

      @secondchannelofe1@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
  • "how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history.

    @itsmejayzroblox@itsmejayzroblox19 күн бұрын
    • 🪑

      @darkmusic110@darkmusic11019 күн бұрын
    • 😭😭😭😭

      @mysteriousformal@mysteriousformal19 күн бұрын
    • Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete

      @Woodle_Company@Woodle_Company19 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @eshankarandana4249@eshankarandana424919 күн бұрын
    • IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE

      @deruured-ng9ed@deruured-ng9ed19 күн бұрын
  • Things like this should be branded illegal in society.

    @davidmcgillveray146@davidmcgillveray1463 күн бұрын
  • Half of sci-fi media has been spending the last half century telling us why this is a bad idea

    @RedCrusader-ph2vk@RedCrusader-ph2vk4 күн бұрын
    • It's Elon. Not a mad scientist man he ain't like other billionaires, he treats his employees like people.

      @RocketMan21-vp9ie@RocketMan21-vp9ieКүн бұрын
    • @@RocketMan21-vp9ie I can't tell if your comment is satire or not

      @RedCrusader-ph2vk@RedCrusader-ph2vk15 сағат бұрын
  • imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀

    @lalahadams1061@lalahadams106120 күн бұрын
    • Kaboom

      @qgaucho9088@qgaucho908820 күн бұрын
    • 💀

      @woodstok23@woodstok2320 күн бұрын
    • It could happen, it will happen

      @user-gb8mf3ud8p@user-gb8mf3ud8p20 күн бұрын
    • Kerosene

      @danielcantiego9374@danielcantiego937419 күн бұрын
    • Exactly

      @eugenemasoniv8641@eugenemasoniv864119 күн бұрын
  • Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀

    @vikasshukla7086@vikasshukla708618 күн бұрын
    • History's first netrunner 😂

      @arukadofahrenheit@arukadofahrenheit18 күн бұрын
    • it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it

      @dinglebob@dinglebob18 күн бұрын
    • @@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?

      @deathtoming2201@deathtoming220118 күн бұрын
    • shut up

      @luvhaley7472@luvhaley747218 күн бұрын
    • @@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain

      @osowiecwalking9434@osowiecwalking943418 күн бұрын
  • It's all fun and games until you have an intrusive thought

    @PhantxmV@PhantxmV4 күн бұрын
  • Brain: (has a stroke) Neurolink: execute order 66

    @riduck@riduck3 күн бұрын
  • Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅

    @Somedudeonlinehaha@Somedudeonlinehaha24 күн бұрын
    • My content = better

      @ZachDfilmsSuxks@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
    • We hate Zack

      @ZachDfilmsSuxks@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@LBkevrssSHUT UP

      @secondchannelofe1@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
    • ​@@LBkevrssshut up

      @SketsaCollision@SketsaCollision24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@LBkevrss twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot

      @FeathersOnFire@FeathersOnFire24 күн бұрын
  • imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain

    @Beno_dover@Beno_dover22 күн бұрын
    • I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂

      @frexxrru9367@frexxrru936721 күн бұрын
    • It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.​@frexxrru9367

      @arabman5848@arabman584821 күн бұрын
    • That's not how it works lol

      @AntiTankLover@AntiTankLover20 күн бұрын
    • ​@@AntiTankLovernot yet.

      @finalcam1740@finalcam174020 күн бұрын
    • ​@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.

      @piggynatorcool668@piggynatorcool66820 күн бұрын
  • “911 what’s your emergency” “My friends flying”

    @GabrielGamezz@GabrielGamezz3 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thoughts joined the chat 😅❤

    @Lucia-Bryanne@Lucia-BryanneКүн бұрын
    • Wth is your pfp

      @tehnopig4567@tehnopig456723 сағат бұрын
  • "The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*

    @estebanv5612@estebanv561220 күн бұрын
    • just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.

      @coolkid006@coolkid00620 күн бұрын
    • sup@@coolkid006

      @Stinky-jo9uq@Stinky-jo9uq20 күн бұрын
    • ​@@coolkid006oof

      @nunokoan@nunokoan20 күн бұрын
    • @@coolkid006wonder what will happen

      @BEASDY@BEASDY20 күн бұрын
    • Corny

      @lachooo4883@lachooo488320 күн бұрын
  • Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀

    @Water2055@Water20558 күн бұрын
    • NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING

      @user-lb4be1gb2w@user-lb4be1gb2w5 күн бұрын
    • Two towers...

      @Sta4y_lightz_@Sta4y_lightz_5 күн бұрын
    • Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏

      @ancientcommandoPL@ancientcommandoPL5 күн бұрын
    • LMAOOOO

      @megadark8790@megadark87905 күн бұрын
    • THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

      @brennen3451@brennen34515 күн бұрын
  • Nah we got real life Cyborgs before GTA 6 💀

    @himshake@himshake4 сағат бұрын
  • Imagine you were driving the car with you're mind and you got a notification there will be an ad in ten seconds.

    @Duolingo.buddyguy@Duolingo.buddyguy3 күн бұрын
  • Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”

    @zoristar_@zoristar_24 күн бұрын
    • I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts

      @letmeseeyourbones@letmeseeyourbones23 күн бұрын
    • @@letmeseeyourbonesfr

      @UnitedPublic12889@UnitedPublic1288923 күн бұрын
    • ​@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying

      @EnderJack16@EnderJack1623 күн бұрын
    • ​@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive

      @Aged_Onions@Aged_Onions23 күн бұрын
    • everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS

      @HelsenbergFan@HelsenbergFan23 күн бұрын
  • **3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper

    @kpl1221@kpl122123 күн бұрын
    • Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it

      @DjVillanueva8791@DjVillanueva879123 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @thunderhog45@thunderhog4523 күн бұрын
    • best comment

      @danielstrakos804@danielstrakos80423 күн бұрын
    • Golden comment 😂

      @SiriasisOFFICIAL@SiriasisOFFICIAL23 күн бұрын
    • LMFAOOOOO

      @nijah_r@nijah_r23 күн бұрын
  • WE CONTROLLING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @theawesomeunknownguy75@theawesomeunknownguy752 күн бұрын
  • My brain:what if I jumped off this bridge Nerolinks: got it

    @CreeperTheGamerSSofficial@CreeperTheGamerSSofficial4 күн бұрын
  • My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"

    @dizco7934@dizco793420 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @LoneGuyOnTheStreet@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
    • 💀💀💀

      @avengeranubis@avengeranubis19 күн бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @S-CB-SL-Animations@S-CB-SL-Animations19 күн бұрын
    • "Wait, Wha"

      @2013elemanta@2013elemanta19 күн бұрын
    • @@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English

      @LoneGuyOnTheStreet@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
  • "Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you

    @kylejantjiesauthor@kylejantjiesauthor18 күн бұрын
    • literally

      @aldaurum1678@aldaurum167818 күн бұрын
    • how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain

      @bittenbone2382@bittenbone238218 күн бұрын
    • @@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place

      @nado7580@nado758018 күн бұрын
    • Neural link starts No thankyou

      @s0bad@s0bad18 күн бұрын
    • Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔

      @TheRobloxian754@TheRobloxian75418 күн бұрын
  • 2099: Someone With Neuralink Builds A LITERAL Computer Core

    @ChristopherTechOfficial@ChristopherTechOfficial3 күн бұрын
  • "You why that robot looking a bit thicc?" Neuralink: "Say no more."

    @ShadowGaming-pj2uc@ShadowGaming-pj2ucКүн бұрын
  • Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_

    @cubexgirl1218@cubexgirl12185 күн бұрын
    • "1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment

      @LeEpicDino@LeEpicDinoКүн бұрын
    • @@LeEpicDino fr

      @cubexgirl1218@cubexgirl1218Күн бұрын
    • @@LeEpicDino fr

      @willreignezekiel5878@willreignezekiel5878Күн бұрын
  • 2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink

    @dasyt8972@dasyt897221 күн бұрын
    • He gets it

      @HorusHerotic@HorusHerotic20 күн бұрын
    • if 2050 for you is just neuralink

      @mediumgentium@mediumgentium18 күн бұрын
    • Funny because that's actually the end goal.

      @Sylvershade@Sylvershade18 күн бұрын
    • Mannnnnnn

      @polochris9255@polochris925517 күн бұрын
    • as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam

      @mr.fatcat5072@mr.fatcat507217 күн бұрын
  • Hackers in the future: Let's put Rick Astley on repeat

    @lambertazur1667@lambertazur16674 күн бұрын
  • "i wanna die (joke)" Neurolink: bet

    @luciuswildcat@luciuswildcatКүн бұрын
  • "why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"

    @stoneydaulton3566@stoneydaulton356619 күн бұрын
    • Legalize territorial genocides

      @tiredofallthiscrap@tiredofallthiscrap19 күн бұрын
    • Lol

      @TVMANCLAN2@TVMANCLAN219 күн бұрын
    • Now they control you

      @Plushy645@Plushy64519 күн бұрын
  • "Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*

    @Parallax177@Parallax17717 күн бұрын
    • No, but after surgery I will poke there.

      @ekkehard8@ekkehard816 күн бұрын
    • Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day

      @IJustAnimateThatsTheJist@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist16 күн бұрын
  • The guy with the Neuralink chip when I send him a zip bomb:

    @jimmystolemymilk5079@jimmystolemymilk50794 күн бұрын
    • bro's about to die

      @carter28817tt@carter28817tt4 күн бұрын
  • Brain: “what if I do a 300km crash?” Neurolink: “say no more”

    @geo_the_super@geo_the_super2 күн бұрын
  • ”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”

    @Wosa_@Wosa_20 күн бұрын
    • Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates

      @meshot8094@meshot809420 күн бұрын
    • @@meshot8094there’s always an update

      @AfzalGital@AfzalGital20 күн бұрын
    • @@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.

      @Molaninn@Molaninn20 күн бұрын
    • ​@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot

      @Russell-vq6ux@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
  • New fear unlocked: ads in your brain

    @Da_scp_foundation@Da_scp_foundation22 күн бұрын
    • I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short

      @user-nr3lm1ug9j@user-nr3lm1ug9j20 күн бұрын
    • Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night

      @Da_scp_foundation@Da_scp_foundation20 күн бұрын
    • That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device

      @kaze3784@kaze378420 күн бұрын
    • @@Da_scp_foundation 35 mins ago

      @yudhistira86@yudhistira8620 күн бұрын
    • Stolen from me lmao

      @RealReittieR@RealReittieR20 күн бұрын
  • Imagine wanting to “deactivate” yourself and then you start fighting yourself….. unwillingly.

    @sarahb5210@sarahb52104 күн бұрын
  • Boutta pluck it out like Thanos did to Vision-

    @casualwatcher6815@casualwatcher6815Күн бұрын
  • “Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀

    @2213-fh5hc@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
    • @IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.

      @2213-fh5hc@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u

      @iwillfindegg@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀

      @iwillfindegg@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
    • Bro, ​@@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZhead 11 hours ago 😂

      @randonguy_s50@randonguy_s5024 күн бұрын
    • ​@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻

      @Point...0110@Point...011024 күн бұрын
  • Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂

    @jomonrto6771@jomonrto677119 күн бұрын
    • Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂

      @zoheabkhan770@zoheabkhan77019 күн бұрын
    • Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀

      @sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth962219 күн бұрын
    • Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn

      @Uksknitch@Uksknitch19 күн бұрын
  • Imagine trying to sleep then hearing “want a break from the ads?”

    @seanhill5904@seanhill5904Күн бұрын
  • "Nuggets would nice about now..." Car: "Driving to nearby fastfood joint"

    @FrstSpctr88@FrstSpctr883 күн бұрын
  • If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams

    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483@angelic_autumngachaclubgac348324 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @MilesNtando-sn6pd@MilesNtando-sn6pd23 күн бұрын
    • I’ve heard that so much bruh

      @roboket3524@roboket352423 күн бұрын
    • LMAO

      @swissbrony23ch72@swissbrony23ch7223 күн бұрын
    • oh my god its like futurama!

      @boomkittyFX@boomkittyFX23 күн бұрын
    • Gotta charge you like he did to twitter

      @33yss@33yss23 күн бұрын
  • Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀

    @fadilahdanish5379@fadilahdanish537919 күн бұрын
    • How often your keyboard gets hacked?

      @shrekkek9396@shrekkek939619 күн бұрын
    • Me with a homemade emp

      @joseocasio3740@joseocasio374019 күн бұрын
    • Netrunners bouta cook him

      @Russell-vq6ux@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
    • Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device

      @RTFS@RTFS19 күн бұрын
    • It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain

      @n.m.h_edits@n.m.h_edits19 күн бұрын
  • “I should cause a massive car crash” Neurolink:”Say less”

    @kenfrlll@kenfrlll2 күн бұрын
  • "damm,the teacher be looking fine-" Neurolink:say less

    @Big_Raga1@Big_Raga12 күн бұрын
  • Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"

    @_st4r_gazer_@_st4r_gazer_17 күн бұрын
    • Good Tesla’s follow orders

      @zoefboy@zoefboy17 күн бұрын
    • Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao

      @ellis-ui9ue@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
    • BLAST EM

      @ELEFTHERIOS88@ELEFTHERIOS8817 күн бұрын
    • @@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]

      @ellis-ui9ue@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
    • Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏

      @danielhivner9304@danielhivner930417 күн бұрын
  • When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.

    @kimjong-un4334@kimjong-un433419 күн бұрын
    • I was looking for this comment 😂

      @PoopNose-kl8kc@PoopNose-kl8kc19 күн бұрын
    • and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon

      @prathamshenoy9840@prathamshenoy984018 күн бұрын
    • @@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.

      @omega-levelnightmares3763@omega-levelnightmares376318 күн бұрын
    • Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️

      @user-hp2py2ym7z@user-hp2py2ym7z18 күн бұрын
    • Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives

      @AyanDeezNuts@AyanDeezNuts18 күн бұрын
  • "What if I slam into that orphanage" Neurolink: say no more

    @MaskedPresence@MaskedPresence5 сағат бұрын
  • Brain: "What world do we live in" Body: "Cyberpunk 2077"

    @Lasso6031@Lasso6031Сағат бұрын
  • “Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀

    @SkuttleCS@SkuttleCS17 күн бұрын
    • -kawks a .45-

      @DefinitelynotKenji@DefinitelynotKenji17 күн бұрын
    • Hacker 🤑

      @LinhmcLOL@LinhmcLOL16 күн бұрын
    • -joe mama-

      @William_afton.19873@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
    • _lol_

      @William_afton.19873@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
    • im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads

      @flameonhood@flameonhood16 күн бұрын
  • imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear

    @lamuzzo5120@lamuzzo512019 күн бұрын
    • NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀

      @OlgaG18@OlgaG1819 күн бұрын
    • *free bird starts playing*

      @elbabaganush5017@elbabaganush501719 күн бұрын
    • __Kerosene intro playing ominously__

      @flyingstonemon3564@flyingstonemon356419 күн бұрын
    • ​@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀

      @Itz_ElectroLite@Itz_ElectroLite19 күн бұрын
    • People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem

      @xkxkxkxer@xkxkxkxer19 күн бұрын
  • imagine when ur chilling while driving a car then you imagine crashing on ur front car and crash on it💀

    @Gojira1955.@Gojira1955.2 күн бұрын
  • *Intrusive thoughts joined the chat*

    @KnoxloveFNAF@KnoxloveFNAFКүн бұрын
  • New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win

    @Taylor4ever-mn9yt@Taylor4ever-mn9yt8 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @sabanplaysNG@sabanplaysNG4 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀

    @galaxielTheGreat@galaxielTheGreat23 күн бұрын
    • Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH

      @GilbertGGreal@GilbertGGreal21 күн бұрын
    • That's gonna be so bad💀😭

      @Onefunworld@Onefunworld21 күн бұрын
    • @@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️

      @_fiddleton_@_fiddleton_21 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thoughts be dammned, we becomming either felons or corpses with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @spadesgamer2510@spadesgamer25102 күн бұрын
  • Bro imagine he was trying to turn off a bomb one intrusive thought and its done💀

    @sushiricebowl-us8el@sushiricebowl-us8el3 күн бұрын
  • My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!

    @user-ph9mx8hk9i@user-ph9mx8hk9i16 күн бұрын
    • Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.

      @IloveJesus777j77@IloveJesus777j7715 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol

      @maricelagonzales9984@maricelagonzales998415 күн бұрын
    • @@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.

      @Stranger_Box1@Stranger_Box115 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤

      @aestheticbeauty516@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
    • ​@@maricelagonzales9984I care.

      @aestheticbeauty516@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
  • My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*

    @m.a.d.vortex3@m.a.d.vortex318 күн бұрын
    • 😮😮😮😮😮

      @kufarimahdi9636@kufarimahdi963618 күн бұрын
    • Uh, hell no.

      @amonbrown2135@amonbrown213518 күн бұрын
    • It's a lie

      @VictorchisalaKantengwe@VictorchisalaKantengwe17 күн бұрын
    • Lol

      @camerondixon1071@camerondixon107117 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @phillipsantillanes7749@phillipsantillanes774917 күн бұрын
  • New horror movie idea: guy with neurolink has intrusive thoughts.

    @klaud7311@klaud73112 күн бұрын
  • "Hurry up man we're late" "Hold on I'm changing"

    @Tomato_League@Tomato_League4 күн бұрын
  • The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party

    @CaydenWendell@CaydenWendell18 күн бұрын
    • Facts

      @timetellnolies9425@timetellnolies942518 күн бұрын
  • Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀

    @iceey2477@iceey24775 күн бұрын
    • I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭

      @teairajoiner5880@teairajoiner58803 күн бұрын
    • bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water

      @IamMr.SmallGuy@IamMr.SmallGuy2 күн бұрын
    • Exactly

      @Lloyd..@Lloyd..2 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @michaelgarza5801@michaelgarza58012 күн бұрын
    • Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh

      @weafurry@weafurry2 күн бұрын
  • “911 what’s your emergency?” “Help. I can see dead people 💀”

    @alexanderconsul6960@alexanderconsul696022 минут бұрын
  • The intrusive thoughts 💀 Neurolink: *Say no more*

    @SpencerHills-pe7pn@SpencerHills-pe7pn2 күн бұрын
  • It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain

    @xx_w0lf_g0d_xx57@xx_w0lf_g0d_xx578 күн бұрын
    • Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣

      @batipapo@batipapo5 күн бұрын
    • Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is

      @mimichy-pyre385@mimichy-pyre3855 күн бұрын
    • damn. if only I knew any hackers

      @bobbybobby325@bobbybobby3254 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @Toonz_blox@Toonz_blox4 күн бұрын
    • They can’t dummy

      @SWE70@SWE704 күн бұрын
  • *old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*

    @artisticfilzah@artisticfilzah11 күн бұрын
    • I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way

      @samuelheller3042@samuelheller30428 күн бұрын
  • What if I’m driving and I see two little kids running across the road and intrusive thoughts Kick in😂

    @_.-Tsunami_Puppeteering-._@_.-Tsunami_Puppeteering-._2 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thoughts be coming out faster than you can say intrusive

    @sunflowerpeachart@sunflowerpeachartКүн бұрын
  • “So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”

    @Sorc3rerSSG@Sorc3rerSSG19 күн бұрын
    • Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂

      @catmatism@catmatism18 күн бұрын
    • Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀

      @TeeB-fc4ot@TeeB-fc4ot18 күн бұрын
    • ​@@catmatism good

      @mistylover7398@mistylover739817 күн бұрын
  • Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀

    @munch1385@munch138518 күн бұрын
    • Ong

      @richieC1999@richieC199918 күн бұрын
    • Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model

      @blizzunt420e@blizzunt420e18 күн бұрын
    • Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”

      @plomo9@plomo918 күн бұрын
    • Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT

      @tea-man1386@tea-man138618 күн бұрын
    • they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...

      @crepe-chips@crepe-chips18 күн бұрын
  • Elon Musk about to execute order 66 irl

    @Aapozgamerz@Aapozgamerz2 күн бұрын
  • Bro intrusive thoughts are gonna win with this one

    @prem.k9579@prem.k95794 күн бұрын
  • I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…

    @jso8246@jso824624 күн бұрын
    • Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled

      @ZachDfilmsSuxks@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilmsNO

      @user-om7to5ge6m@user-om7to5ge6m24 күн бұрын
    • Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂

      @nijmegenares@nijmegenares24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓

      @BENSUS24-oz1rt@BENSUS24-oz1rt24 күн бұрын
    • In head: what if I just do a hard right In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT

      @cats.areadorable@cats.areadorable24 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thoughts finna get wild

    @RynFang@RynFang23 күн бұрын
    • I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)

      @flamingblood8447@flamingblood844721 күн бұрын
    • "What if my brakes just stopped working?"

      @zachsands8869@zachsands886920 күн бұрын
    • @@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀

      @RynFang@RynFang20 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @corpig4021@corpig402120 күн бұрын
    • It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone

      @enderslime2090@enderslime209020 күн бұрын
  • one intrusive thought and that guy is done 💀💀💀

    @CrazyW31rd0@CrazyW31rd0Күн бұрын
  • "Did you chop down that tree George"? "Well I can't tell a lie.." "We know"

    @salamander554@salamander5542 күн бұрын
  • Imagine getting your neuralink hacked

    @myntishere@myntishere17 күн бұрын
    • neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain

      @arifgdg@arifgdg17 күн бұрын
    • Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao

      @D3Sant0@D3Sant016 күн бұрын
    • Someone has already done that

      @mirarman@mirarman16 күн бұрын
    • ​@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain

      @Justsomethingsyearsago@Justsomethingsyearsago16 күн бұрын
    • Just hack back with brain 😏

      @wlf3320@wlf332016 күн бұрын
  • "How did you die?" "Well, my intrusive thoughts won."

    @omxrvtoube@omxrvtoube18 күн бұрын
    • lol

      @SexMan4@SexMan418 күн бұрын
    • Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅

      @outcome2715@outcome271518 күн бұрын
  • Bro has a firework show in his head 💀

    @Rosie-the-cannibal@Rosie-the-cannibal8 сағат бұрын
  • Everyone gangsta till the intrusive thoughts start

    @CelestialStrawberriesYT@CelestialStrawberriesYT2 күн бұрын
  • Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building Neurolink: 👍

    @FryingPanPlays@FryingPanPlays16 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @hassankhalid7122@hassankhalid712215 күн бұрын
    • l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.

      @wahyutriwibowo1803@wahyutriwibowo180315 күн бұрын
    • Nuerolink action when they see this comment

      @ThinkpulseNetwork@ThinkpulseNetwork15 күн бұрын
  • It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain

    @tombradydeflates8313@tombradydeflates831320 күн бұрын
    • Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked. But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.

      @venge5665@venge566519 күн бұрын
    • @@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.

      @Judgement-xv1pr@Judgement-xv1pr19 күн бұрын
    • @@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK

      @HanzOrHans@HanzOrHans19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡

      @mikle0266@mikle026619 күн бұрын
    • If your intrusive thoughts win😭

      @Mostly_memes@Mostly_memes19 күн бұрын
  • bro if you get some of the messed up intrusive thoughts your search history is gunna get you on a watchlist.

    @Elementedferret@Elementedferret4 күн бұрын
  • I’ll just wait for the wireless update. 💀

    @Havadcadabra@Havadcadabra3 күн бұрын
  • "How did you die?" "An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"

    @dcdares@dcdares14 күн бұрын
    • Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦 Family: 😭😭😭 Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸

      @Coolbroadam2000_RBLX@Coolbroadam2000_RBLX11 күн бұрын
    • May that model fly high🕊️

      @Mini_Bluey829@Mini_Bluey8299 күн бұрын
    • erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️

      @arvt_@arvt_8 күн бұрын
    • @@arvt_ r/wooosh

      @dcdares@dcdares6 күн бұрын
  • POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover

    @NickH_12@NickH_1219 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @lestinkythingy@lestinkythingy19 күн бұрын
    • Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭

      @Akko1@Akko119 күн бұрын
    • Lol 😂

      @sirrudy1233@sirrudy123319 күн бұрын
    • That's messed up

      @Black_sukuna@Black_sukuna19 күн бұрын
    • Bro, it's just a prank!

      @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers19 күн бұрын
  • "Yo what neuralink did you get?" "Zackdfilms"

    @ChrisAnimates-ca@ChrisAnimates-ca4 күн бұрын
  • Bully: I think you're dumb Me: with neural link I will be dumb anymore

    @teckkinglee2128@teckkinglee21283 күн бұрын
  • Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀

    @winterbloxyz@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
    • one minute ago is crazy 💀

      @spiral-tm9uc@spiral-tm9uc24 күн бұрын
    • @@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy

      @Hudsongray123@Hudsongray12324 күн бұрын
    • ​@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago

      @winterbloxyz@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
    • @@Hudsongray123dawg

      @swagger_rushed@swagger_rushed24 күн бұрын
    • Would you like to play Gacha life with me

      @ZachDfilmsSuxks@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
  • "How did you die?" "i got hacked" "ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts" "well..."

    @user-ts2oi6mq6h@user-ts2oi6mq6h23 күн бұрын
    • *me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*

      @user-vx2vl9cr5m@user-vx2vl9cr5m21 күн бұрын
    • 🤯🧠

      @Nochannel12453@Nochannel1245321 күн бұрын
    • @@Nochannel12453 ZERO-what?

      @Tooneric5252@Tooneric52524 күн бұрын
  • “With a surgeon *drilling a hole in your head*” “Not scary at all.”

    @YOUR_LOCAL_BRUNETTE813@YOUR_LOCAL_BRUNETTE813Күн бұрын
  • Its all cool until your homie starts making a battle of sending 100's of memes

    @siriwanintanin872@siriwanintanin8724 күн бұрын
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