Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@RealReittieR24 күн бұрын
@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?
@DragonGirlPKXD24 күн бұрын
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
@Lebron_James_never_die24 күн бұрын
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
@Fib4r24 күн бұрын
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
@tankman360924 күн бұрын
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
@larrisajednery24 күн бұрын
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"
@thunderfist23219 күн бұрын
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@deletedaccount935719 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
@cyberboi978319 күн бұрын
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@onlyforyou3119 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo
@xrgaming184719 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
@hellothere-pf9qu19 күн бұрын
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
@GEFDAFo.o4 күн бұрын
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
@hudsonkline13 сағат бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts bouta win and my cars gonna go flying into some random pedestrians on the side walk 😭😭😭
@BeIIaGrace4 күн бұрын
Frrrr
@javis687110 сағат бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"
@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻
@RayStickman24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*
@Err0r12323 күн бұрын
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
@user-bl1zt1ps1i23 күн бұрын
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
@Bee-known23 күн бұрын
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
@AT-977722 күн бұрын
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
@oldtelevisionbros94522 күн бұрын
Fr
@_Animationguy22 күн бұрын
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
@mrrainbrow4233 күн бұрын
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@shinx1233 күн бұрын
lol bruh fr
@themaskedman69282 күн бұрын
And he was awake the whole time
@PIatz24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@Your_girl_gabbyy24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@user-mh8ph3xu8p24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history.
@itsmejayzroblox19 күн бұрын
🪑
@darkmusic11019 күн бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@mysteriousformal19 күн бұрын
Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete
@Woodle_Company19 күн бұрын
😂
@eshankarandana424919 күн бұрын
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
@deruured-ng9ed19 күн бұрын
Things like this should be branded illegal in society.
@davidmcgillveray1463 күн бұрын
Half of sci-fi media has been spending the last half century telling us why this is a bad idea
@RedCrusader-ph2vk4 күн бұрын
It's Elon. Not a mad scientist man he ain't like other billionaires, he treats his employees like people.
@RocketMan21-vp9ieКүн бұрын
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie I can't tell if your comment is satire or not
@RedCrusader-ph2vk15 сағат бұрын
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
@lalahadams106120 күн бұрын
Kaboom
@qgaucho908820 күн бұрын
💀
@woodstok2320 күн бұрын
It could happen, it will happen
@user-gb8mf3ud8p20 күн бұрын
Kerosene
@danielcantiego937419 күн бұрын
Exactly
@eugenemasoniv864119 күн бұрын
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
@vikasshukla708618 күн бұрын
History's first netrunner 😂
@arukadofahrenheit18 күн бұрын
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@dinglebob18 күн бұрын
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
@deathtoming220118 күн бұрын
shut up
@luvhaley747218 күн бұрын
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
@osowiecwalking943418 күн бұрын
It's all fun and games until you have an intrusive thought
@PhantxmV4 күн бұрын
Brain: (has a stroke) Neurolink: execute order 66
@riduck3 күн бұрын
Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅
@Somedudeonlinehaha24 күн бұрын
My content = better
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
We hate Zack
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrssSHUT UP
@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrssshut up
@SketsaCollision24 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrss twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
@FeathersOnFire24 күн бұрын
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
@Beno_dover22 күн бұрын
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
@frexxrru936721 күн бұрын
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@arabman584821 күн бұрын
That's not how it works lol
@AntiTankLover20 күн бұрын
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@finalcam174020 күн бұрын
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@piggynatorcool66820 күн бұрын
“911 what’s your emergency” “My friends flying”
@GabrielGamezz3 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts joined the chat 😅❤
@Lucia-BryanneКүн бұрын
Wth is your pfp
@tehnopig456723 сағат бұрын
"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
@estebanv561220 күн бұрын
just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.
@coolkid00620 күн бұрын
sup@@coolkid006
@Stinky-jo9uq20 күн бұрын
@@coolkid006oof
@nunokoan20 күн бұрын
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
@BEASDY20 күн бұрын
Corny
@lachooo488320 күн бұрын
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
@Water20558 күн бұрын
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
@user-lb4be1gb2w5 күн бұрын
Two towers...
@Sta4y_lightz_5 күн бұрын
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
@ancientcommandoPL5 күн бұрын
LMAOOOO
@megadark87905 күн бұрын
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@brennen34515 күн бұрын
Nah we got real life Cyborgs before GTA 6 💀
@himshake4 сағат бұрын
Imagine you were driving the car with you're mind and you got a notification there will be an ad in ten seconds.
@Duolingo.buddyguy3 күн бұрын
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”
@zoristar_24 күн бұрын
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@letmeseeyourbones23 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@UnitedPublic1288923 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@EnderJack1623 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
@Aged_Onions23 күн бұрын
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
@HelsenbergFan23 күн бұрын
**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
@kpl122123 күн бұрын
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
@DjVillanueva879123 күн бұрын
😂
@thunderhog4523 күн бұрын
best comment
@danielstrakos80423 күн бұрын
Golden comment 😂
@SiriasisOFFICIAL23 күн бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@nijah_r23 күн бұрын
WE CONTROLLING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@theawesomeunknownguy752 күн бұрын
My brain:what if I jumped off this bridge Nerolinks: got it
@CreeperTheGamerSSofficial4 күн бұрын
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
@dizco793420 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
💀💀💀
@avengeranubis19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@S-CB-SL-Animations19 күн бұрын
"Wait, Wha"
@2013elemanta19 күн бұрын
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you
@kylejantjiesauthor18 күн бұрын
literally
@aldaurum167818 күн бұрын
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@bittenbone238218 күн бұрын
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
@nado758018 күн бұрын
Neural link starts No thankyou
@s0bad18 күн бұрын
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
@TheRobloxian75418 күн бұрын
2099: Someone With Neuralink Builds A LITERAL Computer Core
@ChristopherTechOfficial3 күн бұрын
"You why that robot looking a bit thicc?" Neuralink: "Say no more."
@ShadowGaming-pj2ucКүн бұрын
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
@cubexgirl12185 күн бұрын
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@LeEpicDinoКүн бұрын
@@LeEpicDino fr
@cubexgirl1218Күн бұрын
@@LeEpicDino fr
@willreignezekiel5878Күн бұрын
2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink
@dasyt897221 күн бұрын
He gets it
@HorusHerotic20 күн бұрын
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
@mediumgentium18 күн бұрын
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
@Sylvershade18 күн бұрын
Mannnnnnn
@polochris925517 күн бұрын
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
@mr.fatcat507217 күн бұрын
Hackers in the future: Let's put Rick Astley on repeat
@lambertazur16674 күн бұрын
"i wanna die (joke)" Neurolink: bet
@luciuswildcatКүн бұрын
"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"
@stoneydaulton356619 күн бұрын
Legalize territorial genocides
@tiredofallthiscrap19 күн бұрын
Lol
@TVMANCLAN219 күн бұрын
Now they control you
@Plushy64519 күн бұрын
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*
@Parallax17717 күн бұрын
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
@ekkehard816 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist16 күн бұрын
The guy with the Neuralink chip when I send him a zip bomb:
@jimmystolemymilk50794 күн бұрын
bro's about to die
@carter28817tt4 күн бұрын
Brain: “what if I do a 300km crash?” Neurolink: “say no more”
@geo_the_super2 күн бұрын
”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”
@Wosa_20 күн бұрын
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@meshot809420 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@AfzalGital20 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@Molaninn20 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
New fear unlocked: ads in your brain
@Da_scp_foundation22 күн бұрын
I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short
@user-nr3lm1ug9j20 күн бұрын
Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night
@Da_scp_foundation20 күн бұрын
That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device
@kaze378420 күн бұрын
@@Da_scp_foundation 35 mins ago
@yudhistira8620 күн бұрын
Stolen from me lmao
@RealReittieR20 күн бұрын
Imagine wanting to “deactivate” yourself and then you start fighting yourself….. unwillingly.
@sarahb52104 күн бұрын
Boutta pluck it out like Thanos did to Vision-
@casualwatcher6815Күн бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀
@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
Bro, @@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZhead 11 hours ago 😂
@randonguy_s5024 күн бұрын
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
@Point...011024 күн бұрын
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
@jomonrto677119 күн бұрын
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
@zoheabkhan77019 күн бұрын
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth962219 күн бұрын
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
@Uksknitch19 күн бұрын
Imagine trying to sleep then hearing “want a break from the ads?”
@seanhill5904Күн бұрын
"Nuggets would nice about now..." Car: "Driving to nearby fastfood joint"
@FrstSpctr883 күн бұрын
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac348324 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MilesNtando-sn6pd23 күн бұрын
I’ve heard that so much bruh
@roboket352423 күн бұрын
LMAO
@swissbrony23ch7223 күн бұрын
oh my god its like futurama!
@boomkittyFX23 күн бұрын
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
@33yss23 күн бұрын
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
@fadilahdanish537919 күн бұрын
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
@shrekkek939619 күн бұрын
Me with a homemade emp
@joseocasio374019 күн бұрын
Netrunners bouta cook him
@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
@RTFS19 күн бұрын
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
@n.m.h_edits19 күн бұрын
“I should cause a massive car crash” Neurolink:”Say less”
@kenfrlll2 күн бұрын
"damm,the teacher be looking fine-" Neurolink:say less
@Big_Raga12 күн бұрын
Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"
@_st4r_gazer_17 күн бұрын
Good Tesla’s follow orders
@zoefboy17 күн бұрын
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
BLAST EM
@ELEFTHERIOS8817 күн бұрын
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
@danielhivner930417 күн бұрын
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
@kimjong-un433419 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@PoopNose-kl8kc19 күн бұрын
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@prathamshenoy984018 күн бұрын
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
@omega-levelnightmares376318 күн бұрын
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
@user-hp2py2ym7z18 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
@AyanDeezNuts18 күн бұрын
"What if I slam into that orphanage" Neurolink: say no more
@MaskedPresence5 сағат бұрын
Brain: "What world do we live in" Body: "Cyberpunk 2077"
@Lasso6031Сағат бұрын
“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀
@SkuttleCS17 күн бұрын
-kawks a .45-
@DefinitelynotKenji17 күн бұрын
Hacker 🤑
@LinhmcLOL16 күн бұрын
-joe mama-
@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
_lol_
@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads
@flameonhood16 күн бұрын
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
@lamuzzo512019 күн бұрын
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
@OlgaG1819 күн бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@elbabaganush501719 күн бұрын
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@flyingstonemon356419 күн бұрын
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
@Itz_ElectroLite19 күн бұрын
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
@xkxkxkxer19 күн бұрын
imagine when ur chilling while driving a car then you imagine crashing on ur front car and crash on it💀
@Gojira1955.2 күн бұрын
*Intrusive thoughts joined the chat*
@KnoxloveFNAFКүн бұрын
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
@Taylor4ever-mn9yt8 күн бұрын
😂
@sabanplaysNG4 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
@galaxielTheGreat23 күн бұрын
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH
@GilbertGGreal21 күн бұрын
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@Onefunworld21 күн бұрын
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
@_fiddleton_21 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts be dammned, we becomming either felons or corpses with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@spadesgamer25102 күн бұрын
Bro imagine he was trying to turn off a bomb one intrusive thought and its done💀
@sushiricebowl-us8el3 күн бұрын
My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!
@user-ph9mx8hk9i16 күн бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@IloveJesus777j7715 күн бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@maricelagonzales998415 күн бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@Stranger_Box115 күн бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*
@m.a.d.vortex318 күн бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@kufarimahdi963618 күн бұрын
Uh, hell no.
@amonbrown213518 күн бұрын
It's a lie
@VictorchisalaKantengwe17 күн бұрын
Lol
@camerondixon107117 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@phillipsantillanes774917 күн бұрын
New horror movie idea: guy with neurolink has intrusive thoughts.
@klaud73112 күн бұрын
"Hurry up man we're late" "Hold on I'm changing"
@Tomato_League4 күн бұрын
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
@CaydenWendell18 күн бұрын
Facts
@timetellnolies942518 күн бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
@iceey24775 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
@teairajoiner58803 күн бұрын
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
@IamMr.SmallGuy2 күн бұрын
Exactly
@Lloyd..2 күн бұрын
😂😂
@michaelgarza58012 күн бұрын
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
@weafurry2 күн бұрын
“911 what’s your emergency?” “Help. I can see dead people 💀”
@alexanderconsul696022 минут бұрын
The intrusive thoughts 💀 Neurolink: *Say no more*
@SpencerHills-pe7pn2 күн бұрын
It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain
@xx_w0lf_g0d_xx578 күн бұрын
Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣
@batipapo5 күн бұрын
Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is
@mimichy-pyre3855 күн бұрын
damn. if only I knew any hackers
@bobbybobby3254 күн бұрын
😂
@Toonz_blox4 күн бұрын
They can’t dummy
@SWE704 күн бұрын
*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
@artisticfilzah11 күн бұрын
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
@samuelheller30428 күн бұрын
What if I’m driving and I see two little kids running across the road and intrusive thoughts Kick in😂
@_.-Tsunami_Puppeteering-._2 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts be coming out faster than you can say intrusive
@sunflowerpeachartКүн бұрын
“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
@Sorc3rerSSG19 күн бұрын
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
@catmatism18 күн бұрын
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@TeeB-fc4ot18 күн бұрын
@@catmatism good
@mistylover739817 күн бұрын
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
@munch138518 күн бұрын
Ong
@richieC199918 күн бұрын
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
@blizzunt420e18 күн бұрын
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
@plomo918 күн бұрын
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
@tea-man138618 күн бұрын
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
@crepe-chips18 күн бұрын
Elon Musk about to execute order 66 irl
@Aapozgamerz2 күн бұрын
Bro intrusive thoughts are gonna win with this one
@prem.k95794 күн бұрын
I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…
@jso824624 күн бұрын
Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@user-om7to5ge6m24 күн бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂
@nijmegenares24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓
@BENSUS24-oz1rt24 күн бұрын
In head: what if I just do a hard right In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT
@cats.areadorable24 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts finna get wild
@RynFang23 күн бұрын
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
@flamingblood844721 күн бұрын
"What if my brakes just stopped working?"
@zachsands886920 күн бұрын
@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀
@RynFang20 күн бұрын
😂
@corpig402120 күн бұрын
It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone
@enderslime209020 күн бұрын
one intrusive thought and that guy is done 💀💀💀
@CrazyW31rd0Күн бұрын
"Did you chop down that tree George"? "Well I can't tell a lie.." "We know"
@salamander5542 күн бұрын
Imagine getting your neuralink hacked
@myntishere17 күн бұрын
neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain
@arifgdg17 күн бұрын
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
@D3Sant016 күн бұрын
Someone has already done that
@mirarman16 күн бұрын
@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain
@Justsomethingsyearsago16 күн бұрын
Just hack back with brain 😏
@wlf332016 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, my intrusive thoughts won."
@omxrvtoube18 күн бұрын
lol
@SexMan418 күн бұрын
Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅
@outcome271518 күн бұрын
Bro has a firework show in his head 💀
@Rosie-the-cannibal8 сағат бұрын
Everyone gangsta till the intrusive thoughts start
@CelestialStrawberriesYT2 күн бұрын
Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building Neurolink: 👍
@FryingPanPlays16 күн бұрын
😂
@hassankhalid712215 күн бұрын
l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.
@wahyutriwibowo180315 күн бұрын
Nuerolink action when they see this comment
@ThinkpulseNetwork15 күн бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain
@tombradydeflates831320 күн бұрын
Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked. But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.
@venge566519 күн бұрын
@@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.
@Judgement-xv1pr19 күн бұрын
@@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK
@HanzOrHans19 күн бұрын
@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡
@mikle026619 күн бұрын
If your intrusive thoughts win😭
@Mostly_memes19 күн бұрын
bro if you get some of the messed up intrusive thoughts your search history is gunna get you on a watchlist.
@Elementedferret4 күн бұрын
I’ll just wait for the wireless update. 💀
@Havadcadabra3 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"
@dcdares14 күн бұрын
Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦 Family: 😭😭😭 Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸
@Coolbroadam2000_RBLX11 күн бұрын
May that model fly high🕊️
@Mini_Bluey8299 күн бұрын
erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️
@arvt_8 күн бұрын
@@arvt_ r/wooosh
@dcdares6 күн бұрын
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
@NickH_1219 күн бұрын
😂
@lestinkythingy19 күн бұрын
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
@Akko119 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@sirrudy123319 күн бұрын
That's messed up
@Black_sukuna19 күн бұрын
Bro, it's just a prank!
@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers19 күн бұрын
"Yo what neuralink did you get?" "Zackdfilms"
@ChrisAnimates-ca4 күн бұрын
Bully: I think you're dumb Me: with neural link I will be dumb anymore
@teckkinglee21283 күн бұрын
Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀
@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
one minute ago is crazy 💀
@spiral-tm9uc24 күн бұрын
@@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy
@Hudsongray12324 күн бұрын
@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago
@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
@@Hudsongray123dawg
@swagger_rushed24 күн бұрын
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "i got hacked" "ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts" "well..."
@user-ts2oi6mq6h23 күн бұрын
*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*
@user-vx2vl9cr5m21 күн бұрын
🤯🧠
@Nochannel1245321 күн бұрын
@@Nochannel12453 ZERO-what?
@Tooneric52524 күн бұрын
“With a surgeon *drilling a hole in your head*” “Not scary at all.”
@YOUR_LOCAL_BRUNETTE813Күн бұрын
Its all cool until your homie starts making a battle of sending 100's of memes
Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
Them intrusive thoughts bouta win and my cars gonna go flying into some random pedestrians on the side walk 😭😭😭
Frrrr
"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"
My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻
@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
Fr
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
lol bruh fr
And he was awake the whole time
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history.
🪑
😭😭😭😭
Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete
😂
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
Things like this should be branded illegal in society.
Half of sci-fi media has been spending the last half century telling us why this is a bad idea
It's Elon. Not a mad scientist man he ain't like other billionaires, he treats his employees like people.
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie I can't tell if your comment is satire or not
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
Kaboom
💀
It could happen, it will happen
Kerosene
Exactly
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
History's first netrunner 😂
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
shut up
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
It's all fun and games until you have an intrusive thought
Brain: (has a stroke) Neurolink: execute order 66
Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅
My content = better
We hate Zack
@@LBkevrssSHUT UP
@@LBkevrssshut up
@@LBkevrss twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
That's not how it works lol
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
“911 what’s your emergency” “My friends flying”
Intrusive thoughts joined the chat 😅❤
Wth is your pfp
"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.
sup@@coolkid006
@@coolkid006oof
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
Corny
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
Two towers...
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
LMAOOOO
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
Nah we got real life Cyborgs before GTA 6 💀
Imagine you were driving the car with you're mind and you got a notification there will be an ad in ten seconds.
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
😂
best comment
Golden comment 😂
LMFAOOOOO
WE CONTROLLING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My brain:what if I jumped off this bridge Nerolinks: got it
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
"Wait, Wha"
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you
literally
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
Neural link starts No thankyou
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
2099: Someone With Neuralink Builds A LITERAL Computer Core
"You why that robot looking a bit thicc?" Neuralink: "Say no more."
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@@LeEpicDino fr
@@LeEpicDino fr
2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink
He gets it
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
Mannnnnnn
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
Hackers in the future: Let's put Rick Astley on repeat
"i wanna die (joke)" Neurolink: bet
"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"
Legalize territorial genocides
Lol
Now they control you
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
The guy with the Neuralink chip when I send him a zip bomb:
bro's about to die
Brain: “what if I do a 300km crash?” Neurolink: “say no more”
”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
New fear unlocked: ads in your brain
I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short
Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night
That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device
@@Da_scp_foundation 35 mins ago
Stolen from me lmao
Imagine wanting to “deactivate” yourself and then you start fighting yourself….. unwillingly.
Boutta pluck it out like Thanos did to Vision-
“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
Bro, @@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZhead 11 hours ago 😂
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
Imagine trying to sleep then hearing “want a break from the ads?”
"Nuggets would nice about now..." Car: "Driving to nearby fastfood joint"
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
😂😂😂😂
I’ve heard that so much bruh
LMAO
oh my god its like futurama!
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
Me with a homemade emp
Netrunners bouta cook him
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
“I should cause a massive car crash” Neurolink:”Say less”
"damm,the teacher be looking fine-" Neurolink:say less
Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"
Good Tesla’s follow orders
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
BLAST EM
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
I was looking for this comment 😂
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
"What if I slam into that orphanage" Neurolink: say no more
Brain: "What world do we live in" Body: "Cyberpunk 2077"
“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀
-kawks a .45-
Hacker 🤑
-joe mama-
_lol_
im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
*free bird starts playing*
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
imagine when ur chilling while driving a car then you imagine crashing on ur front car and crash on it💀
*Intrusive thoughts joined the chat*
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
😂
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
Intrusive thoughts be dammned, we becomming either felons or corpses with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro imagine he was trying to turn off a bomb one intrusive thought and its done💀
My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*
😮😮😮😮😮
Uh, hell no.
It's a lie
Lol
😂😂😂
New horror movie idea: guy with neurolink has intrusive thoughts.
"Hurry up man we're late" "Hold on I'm changing"
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
Facts
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
Exactly
😂😂
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
“911 what’s your emergency?” “Help. I can see dead people 💀”
The intrusive thoughts 💀 Neurolink: *Say no more*
It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain
Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣
Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is
damn. if only I knew any hackers
😂
They can’t dummy
*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
What if I’m driving and I see two little kids running across the road and intrusive thoughts Kick in😂
Intrusive thoughts be coming out faster than you can say intrusive
“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@@catmatism good
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
Ong
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
Elon Musk about to execute order 66 irl
Bro intrusive thoughts are gonna win with this one
I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…
Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂
@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓
In head: what if I just do a hard right In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT
Intrusive thoughts finna get wild
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
"What if my brakes just stopped working?"
@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀
😂
It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone
one intrusive thought and that guy is done 💀💀💀
"Did you chop down that tree George"? "Well I can't tell a lie.." "We know"
Imagine getting your neuralink hacked
neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
Someone has already done that
@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain
Just hack back with brain 😏
"How did you die?" "Well, my intrusive thoughts won."
lol
Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅
Bro has a firework show in his head 💀
Everyone gangsta till the intrusive thoughts start
Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building Neurolink: 👍
😂
l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.
Nuerolink action when they see this comment
It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain
Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked. But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.
@@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.
@@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK
@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡
If your intrusive thoughts win😭
bro if you get some of the messed up intrusive thoughts your search history is gunna get you on a watchlist.
I’ll just wait for the wireless update. 💀
"How did you die?" "An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"
Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦 Family: 😭😭😭 Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸
May that model fly high🕊️
erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️
@@arvt_ r/wooosh
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
😂
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
Lol 😂
That's messed up
Bro, it's just a prank!
"Yo what neuralink did you get?" "Zackdfilms"
Bully: I think you're dumb Me: with neural link I will be dumb anymore
Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀
one minute ago is crazy 💀
@@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy
@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago
@@Hudsongray123dawg
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
"How did you die?" "i got hacked" "ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts" "well..."
*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*
🤯🧠
@@Nochannel12453 ZERO-what?
“With a surgeon *drilling a hole in your head*” “Not scary at all.”
Its all cool until your homie starts making a battle of sending 100's of memes