Technoblade meets Vikkstar & LazarBeam on Dream SMP
2020 ж. 5 Жел.
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edited by / wardenboo
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"Rather Erratic" by Benjamin Rice
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youtube gamers UNITE
edited by / wardenboo
music:
"Rather Erratic" by Benjamin Rice
www.epidemicsound.com/referra...
American, British, and Australian in one video? Such progressive
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agree
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Vikkstar is actually Indian/French.
"Governments are kind of cringe" -World famous anarchist Technoblade on his motivations
anarchy is kinda pog - sun tzu, the art of war
Emery KJ yes
Noam Chomsky be like
It is tru
“Don’t reveal all of your techniques in a KZhead video, you fool, you moron” -Sun Tzu, art of war
Tommy: literally restarting Everyone: *peace was never an option*
TRUEEE
to be fear the only ones attacking him are techno, who tommy betrayed, dream, who is mad at tommy for burning george’s house and manipulating fundy and quackity, and lazar and vikk, who are friends with technoblade.
@@dont6439 Okay we won't
@@venomousoreo4907 hffjnfbjn i want to wear a style
To the 1%reading this please can u rate my new video please
"you know, i'm all about anarchy, so i was slightly upset." -technoblade, summoning two withers and delivering an epic speech about governments being bad
*and killing 10 people in full netherite*
He spawned more than one now :DDDD
and saying heroes suck
@CEO of Robberism No withers don't attack undead mobs and since they are also undead they don't attack each other
dumbledore said calmly
Techno: But that’s okay because the only point of view that matters is Technoblade’s, and he DOES make videos *Chorus of laughter*
I'm loving his humour hidden with a tint of self-confidence.
He's trying to change his reputation.
Technoblade more like technolame
Somehow, techno and Sadist have made the most videos about Dream SMP lore
@@lemoncitrine3504 Well, Tommy has made the most videos about Dream SMP, but I can't remember how many of them have lore.
Our boy is talking to other humans, character development
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His new year rosolotion (or however it's spelled) actually was to make more friends, so I hope the dreamSMP is helping him since covid isn't
@@LittleJana covids canonically technophobic 😐
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Wheres the real technoblade we got over 2 uploads in a year
Ikr where are they keeping him
@@dont6439 Okay I won't
hello dan
@@dont6439 Don't worry, I won't
@@JaniEU huck
I love how Technoblade mentions how no one makes stream highlights and only do streams, all of which are important. It's nice knowing someone understands the pain.
What's is your profile picture
@@doom_lord A cat with a scarf from Nichijou, which is an anime.
I started watching the smp weeks ago and it's been painful trying to catch up
@@kcat4448 u shld get on twt... it makes understanding others pov really easy w/o watching them
@@ashleii9855 it's fine I'm almost caught up now but thanks for the advice
'if you have channel members, you need not ask for primes' -sun tzu, the art of youtube streaming
cark
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i agree mr. cark
Sup
"the only thing that unites everyone is hating Tommy " -sun Tzu art of war
That’s true bro
A mathais man on a techno video. Strange. . .
Sounds good to me
L Tommy
He’s just like theseus
"You need to swear this to secrecy" The 300k people watching: Yes
@@dont9178 I won't :]
DarconTheAssassin 2.0 madlad
Us Techno viewers are now cannon which means we have no way of telling other streamers what's happening because we are literally hundreds of thousands of voices in his head.
@@cyanide3508 Big brain move from Technoblade, gotta give him that
@@pablopereyra7126 Techno is brilliant
This is the least socially awkward he’s ever been
he was trying his best i would have crumbled in that situation
Naaah, he knows vikkstar
I think he talk to vikk before idk about lazar tho
I think collabing with other creators has helped his social anxiety, good for techno :).
It's cuz he is friends with vikkstar😎😎
Techoblade uploading could have never imagined it.
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U mean techno the pig.
WE GOT SO MUCH CONTENT THIS WEEK WUUTTT
Same
He needs his Subscribers man
TECHNOBLADE INTERACTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!? THIS WAS MENTAL
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Imma destroy the E replies and talk about techno clutching a conversation POG
Dream: Technodumb, collects logs to replace sign and make 49th crafting table Also Dream: Collects cobblestone to make crafting table
lmfao yeah
rivals right
Skeppy: fails to make bed more then *5 times* and never uses it at all
@@oskargame lmaooo
also techno: made a string axe when he wanted to make a fishing rod
I love how Techno went from “Tommy lives somewhere in the north” to “Yeah Tommy lives somewhere east of my house” to just showing them the exact location of it.
well, not really exact.......
Human GPS Pog
If you can't beat the compilation channels You have to _be_ the compilation channels
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"I was slightly upset, so you know, I started stabbing everyone"
as you do
@@gun_exe8387 Its a basic human reaction
This carries the same energy as, "so I started blasting".
I do that a lot to Wait what’s minecraft
Completely normal reaction
Technoblade: * makes a crafting table * his stack of crafting tables: welcome to the crew
A stack of likes
Its his skywars instinct
"The only story that matters is Technoblade's point of view" -Technoblade, 2020
He’s not wrong
Very true
"Technoblade meets vikkstar" People who saw the last Minecraft Monday video: lies, deception
Context is important
Is it the /top? Or something different
@@unchartedchartz it was a live stream, they did a battle dome and went on hypixel next week to, was Auctualy a lot of fun to watch / be in chat for :D
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well technically he met them...
“I’m collecting gunpowder for peaceful reasons” *gives Lazar some TNT*
Peaceful TNT*
if everyone is dead then there is no one to fight anyone else so it brings peace
If no one is complaining that's called peace.
The peaceful tnt gotta spread
peaceful explosions :)
1:29 "Tubbo actually does have courage just for everyone other than his citizens" suddenly love techno
Have you actually noticed how techno's social interaction skills went straight up since he joined DRE smp??????? Let's appreciate that ✊
Wtf is DRE?
@@GodlyDra people made fun of dream's name showing up as "Dre" on the scoreboard during an MCC
@@dagothargaming965 dre~
its been going up since he played in minecraft monday lmao in smpearth during the moon battle before they went to the portal he was in a vc with like 20+ people and he was talking
@@StarMarine1084 Yup he was really talking alot during Minecraft Mondays
"When you have 48 crafting tables, a 49th could be necessary" -Sun Tzu, the art of crafting
It's okay, he didn't show it but he made a 50th crafting table.
He was using the secret crafting table technique from the Minecraft elders
And another sign. Just Because.
You read the art of war and the art of crafting, but you still have to read the art of building and the art of redstone by sun tzu.
Techno is slowly becoming a little bit like TapL, because TapL also makes wayyy too many crafting tables
"Tubbo dies, *HE DOES THAT A LOT*" LMFAO
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haha chain brekk go brrrrrrr
@@nickma24 oh noo u broke chain noooo
Techno: "Now this is the real base! And there's just 50 withers in there." We should've known!
"Now this is the REAL base, and there is just 50 withers in there." I can't believe he just told us about his secret base and not know about it IM CRYING
Dude I was searching for this comment, he was literally foreshadowing...
9:00
When technoblade placed down that pressure plate, I thought to myself: “Hm, that’s so visible. There’s no way tommy won’t see that.” And then tommy went and walked right on it without a care in the world while I was thinking to myself: “No way” over and over again
He was zoomed in on the “Tnret” sign otherwise he would’ve seen it lmao
@@sterlist main plot points are scripted, stuff such as this is improvised
@@sterlist His reaction seemed pretty genuine. It's just the type of thing that would slip between the gaps in his attention. I think techno knows Tommy well enough to correctly predict that he would step on the pressure plate before thinking about why it was there. He only stepped away from it because he heard the noise from the tnt igniting. But yeah this could have been scripted but why script something that would be far more entertaining if the reaction was genuine?
honestly i could see myself doing that it kind of blends in
When he uploads on his second channel more often than his main channel Edit: I used to rule the world, then verified channels took over
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nono you're talking about Jschlatt
The point of a second channel is to upload worse videos, but more of them.
Too true
@@talentlesscommenter1329 yes
Such a MC deity that when he accidentally falls through snow they immediately assume it was on purpose. The gentleman!
Techno sounds so chill talking to these guys I feel like he's got a lot less awkward, good for him man
techno: I hate government Government:*sweats*
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Orphans : First time?
The question is... Is he a anarcho capitalist or anarcho communist?
@@OnionYeeter no idea
@@OnionYeeter def communist, pretty based tbh. revolutions are unnecessary though
I like how their pranks were destroying ruined homes and putting glass on the door.
Oh, they're totally gonna smack their faces on that, it'll be hilarious.
@@dont9178 Don't delete your channel :)
@@dont9178 delete your channel :)
@@dont9178 confess your being a bot
Delete your channel, @@dont9178:)
“I will be a meme for a bunch of nerds thousands of years in the future” -Sun Tzu Art of War
'You whisper to Vikkstar123: i am currently making eye contact with pokimane' is on the same tier as 'Tubbo whispers to you: this is deffo flerting'
11:46 That "incredibly hidden" trap actually managed to make Tommy explode his own tent
shows him exploding it at the end of the vid
Haha ya
It was so perfect too because he optifine-zoomed right at the moment where he should have seen the pressure plate
Tnret*
Where is it
“Why does everyone keep making awful quotes and saying they’re by me?!” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
nah he said that sun tzu is in denial
“Because you are big brain boy” -Sun Tzu, The Art of Art
literally rolling in his grave
U r one of them😂😂
First time?
Best quotes: "before I came, there was some war over discs, nobody cares-" I love techo istg XD "so they exiled Tommy but no one really cares" XD. "I'm collecting gun powder for peaceful reasons"
Tommy: _hears TNT sound_ Also Tommy: *_doesn't react for longer than half a second_*
Give me some anime recommendations :)
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hopefully because then he will actually upload
to be fair he's actually uploading here
Can we thank his editor, Wardenboo?
Smp Earth: Technoblade with the Boomer God (Voiceoverpete) Dre Smp: Technoblade with the Boomerville (Vikkstar and Lazar)
Boomers have nothing left to lose by putting a pig into power
I thought u meant fitmc he is 30yrs old
He left out the best quote from the stream... "I mean being mad is pretty fun, that's like the whole point of Twitter"
Techno: ""no this is the real base" and theres just fifty withers in there" Little did they know
So much Techno content, we're being spoiled bois. I AIN'T COMPLAINING THO
no content for the reupload channels
Don't read my Profile picture :)
Love how technoblade starts posting regularly as soon as tommy starts threatening his sub count
Techno’s first time being on the main trending page, and it’s his second channel.
“So this is the real base and there are just 50 withers in there” This kiddos is what we call foreshadowing
„I’m collecting gunpowder for p e a c f u l reasons.” Sun Tzu, the art of making so many quotes that there are still new ones appearing in this comment section.
sorry ruined 69 likes
- The entirety of europe, 1500 - 2000
@@HouraisanShijuunana I made it 269 so we’re good
Makes sense. Once everything gets blown up, things will be lot more peaceful afterwards... :D
"Techno posting content? Impossible" -Sun Tzu, the art of war
wanna hear something scary,i went to go sub to this channel because i just heard about it,the scary part is, IT TOLD ME I WAS ALREADY SUBBED 😱😱😱
@Ooga Booga Cave man Brain its ok,just wanted to share this scary experience with you :/
@@bluehoodieguy7568 How tf is that scary. You just have a bad memory...
@@confxsedpeach no,this is LEGIT the FIRST time ive even HEARD of this channel,im not lying,and i dont have a bad memory either :/ but either way,it doesn't matter anymore ...
@PBJMan i told you guys it doesn't have to do with my memory,i just heard about this channel like a few mins ago 🙄
"I'm living rent free in Dream's head." Techno, I'm 90% sure everytime you're online everyone has you in their head, thinking of what you might be planning next.
If this "Twitch vs KZhead" war happens, Tommy would be on the youtube side. He has said many many times that he considers himself to be a KZheadr rather than a twitch streamer.
And also techno would be there
@@siriusabluegiant8 ah youtube victory
“I’m collecting gunpowder for peaceful reasons”
I was gonna say it's just for pretty fireworks but then I realized the pig has already used those for mass genocide as well...
@@anitaremenarova6662 wait till he finds out what end crystals are
Wait till he finds what respawn anchors do in the overworld
"They exiled Tommy." "I mean nothing of value is lost." - Sun Tzu, god of war Edit: thanks for the correction(2)
Exiled* edit: you're welcome
The funniest thing about when they were doing the house tour vik kept on jumping into the pictures
Come on y'all, stop quoting me -Sun Tzu, the art of war
Ikr -sun tzu the art of war
Who is he?
@@kittycat6555 -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@@kittycat6555 he is Sun Tzu- The art of war
Alternate title: Older people bully a child when he's grounded.
My brain can’t comprehend this upload schedule
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i think he’s uploading more cause tommy’s catching up to his sub count LMAOO 😭
It's too uncomprehending how good it is now
I mean it's december so more money from ads
@@jinhyikim He hit the same million, and techno was like "oh no actually gotta upload"
Alternative title: "Three old men bad talking of a 16 years old child for 14 minutes straight"
bully*
"Now this is the real base and there's just 50 withers in there" 9:08
i love how you cut out the part of you saying "people like being angry. perhaps that's why people use twitter"
Well it is true 90% of twitter is just idiotic rage
well he's not wrong, have you SEEN the dumb drama about the smallest stuff
@@duckyjoel5373 REEEEEEE mandalorian girl have boob armor REEEEEE
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 REEEE HARMLESS JOKES THAT'S OFFENSIVE REEEE
People on Twitter hate their lives so much that anger is the only thing they can use to feel something in life
I have edited this comment, so you are confused as to why the replies are all "Tubbo".
tubbo
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This channel got #4 on trending Better channel confirmed.
THE FACT THAT TOMMY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE PRESSURE PLATE UNTIL AFTERWARDS
the amount of techno content we’re getting this month
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Who knew 2 years ago that Technoblade, bedwars sweat would be collabing with Lazarbeam the fortnite memer.
skywars sweatier
Don't read my Profile picture :)
@@dont6439 do it
The next day.. Tommy: Tnret Tommy: steps in side Also Tommy: Realising he stepped on a pressure plate leading to tnt instinct go back Tnret go boom WHAT THE FU-
Wow not like this is at the end of the vid
Tent lmao how you get tnret
I absolutely love seeing older guys that I’ve watched like Vikkstar, playing along with Technoblade, on a timeless game like Minecraft
Techno: gets recruitments to kill the government La manburg: shiiiiiiiii
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Why was Dream making fun of you, at least it wasn’t a stone crafting table
Lol
At least we know Dream watches Techno...
techno did that once in a skywars video back in the day
tubbo literally stole over 20 stacks of emeralds every time i remember im like: the only way anyone wouldnt be mad is if they wouldnt care and hey techno doesnt
"I'm living in this men head rent free" -Sun Tzu,The Art of Dream
technoblade
true doe
HE SAID IT
Actual facts
Agreed
technoblade
The best part about this is that every time that I see these compilations I think that its something like dreams mum or some other channel like that but instead its actually his second channel, and the reason that I get tricked every time is because he refers to himself in the third person while titling the videos.
Yeah lol
Techno main channel: #1 trending for gaming Technothepig: #8 trending
Lazar and Techno is the perfect duo for anarchy no cap.
Guys did you know... TECHNO NEVER DIES
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Yea I agree technothepig is waaaaaay better than this guy called technoblade cuz he barely uploads
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Didn't age well
*cough It’s... techno blade NEVER DIESSSSS!!!!!!!! *cough Excuse me
Back in the days when: "Technonoob" "HAXXXX" "Sometimes is tough being the Best" "Salad is racist"
Technoblode must be added to dre smp
Technoblade vs the french language
I hate flies
@@oldoofnt same. theyre coarse and rough and irritating and get everywhere
@@energeticgorilla sand but with flies
"#3 on trending" This is what happens when you collab with Vik and Lazar
Only 3rd? L
“Technoblade does make videos” Idk about that one chief
Techno got hacked there is no way he is uploading this much
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We can’t say F because he never dies, so we’re forced to stop at E.
@@sentient5 What does E stand for?
he has an editor for this channel now
Crazy how they trust techno so much that they aren’t worried on how he’s wearing enchanted netherite and they are wearing gold and iron
That's because Techno is Chaotic Lawful.. He won't do anything bad to you if not provoked.. Unless you are Tommy. In that case even if not provoked all hell breaks loose.. 😄
@@pollythea And itd be completely justified to kill tommy with no justification
@@LV-mo6xs it do be like that! 😂
@@pollythea tommy being there is provocation enough
@@pickhead7659 any true-ers in chat? 😂
Best part of the stream was after hitting the channel member log, Techno literally got dozens of new channel members POG
10:39 so this is where it started
"If you want peace, you need strength" imma start working out then
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dream roasting techno for crafting a crafting table when he didn't even say the correct number of crafting tables he already had
yeah i noticed that too
“I’m all about anarchy” so based, thank you world renowned philosopher techno 😭🙌🌹‼️
Nobody: Not even a soul: Technoblade having 48 crafting tables in his inventory has he makes another: 👁👄👁
Can’t forget the signs he made just to change the other one
Its instinct, he's been making many crafting tables unnecessarily for a long time I think
*Technoblade joined the game* ** Technoblade *Technoblade left the game*
You forgot the "Technoblade left the game"
yes justm by doing so he strikes fear not everybody that is logged on to the server.
Love how Lazar is such a random person to add to the DreamSMP, but I believe he has the most subs of anyone on there, which is epic
Even George has more KekW
@@kevin-pe7su lazar has 17 million, George has like only 4.65 million
It’s funny how this second channel gained about 100k subs just because techno posted about it on his main KZhead account
techno: im a blood god, too good at the game! also techno: makes whole crafting bench when he already has 48 and gets wood to make sign when theres already one he can just destroy and pick up
bruh this is like how timedeos second channel is more active than his main
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But Deo’s second channel is entirely shitposts, just like what this channel used to be.
wanna hear something scary,i went to go sub to this channel because i just heard about it,the scary part is, IT TOLD ME I WAS ALREADY SUBBED 😱😱😱
@@bluehoodieguy7568 wow so scary
When you’re so early the only joke you can think of is you. (Someone please explain to me why all the replies are E... I just.. I don’t understand-)
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Typical red head
Mood
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11:05 I wouldn't be surprised if tommy was like "why can't I enter my base?" Then makes a dirt pillar over the door
I’m so glad he got Tommy’s reaction, I was really hoping he put that in!
HES SO ACTIVE IS HE OKAY?
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can't lose to Tommy
@@Halario02 yeah but this is the second channel not the main channel
@@zanediezeljuan8999 I believe it can help promote and advertise the main channel
Is it just me or is techno getting better at talking to new people. We love that
"Here's the real base and there's like 50 withers in there..." Cause that didn't happen at all...
Techno is really pissed about his emeralds.