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"You slumber... Cucumber." That line right there almost broke me. It was very close.
It did get me, that was the one
You only got one penai!? *Let me see it*
ZeroRequiem See with your eyes. Not with your mouth
Do you know the name of the original vid?
Adrian F. Nergård its called Xavier Renegade Angel
No matter how hard i try, I always start laughing hysterically when Xavier says: ”You slumber, a cucumber”
What does that even mean? I’ve watched this show for a while and I don’t get it
@@gupoll I dont know why it’s funny, but it just is (to me at least)
@@gupoll it means nothing
@@ryankazookie7327 It actually does, I figured it out. It has to do with being lazy. Snoze you loze, catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads. You slumber (sleeping), a cucumber (vegetable (yea ik it’s a fruit) meaning a vegetative state, half awake half asleep) and all 3 of those have the same thing in common.
“You snoze, you loze”
marks reaction to that sole Xavier renegade angel clip actually is a perfect summary to the entire series
I was too confused to laugh. Like imagine marks reaction and that was my reaction but louder. It was almost like my brain gave up on me and was like nope, then it sat right by me and patted me on the back because it felt sorry for me..... I've seen some weird things. I grew up on some really weird anime. But this? This made me question..... life....
@@shioriryukaze honestly that's one of the most tame moments in the show...
I’ve never seen this show in my life, but this clip is… … wow.
@@0_dearghealach_083 watch the rest of the show it's a masterpiece
At 5:58 I was thinking, “That motorcycle sounds a bit like a brass instrument,” and then the trombone came back into view and I was thoroughly amused.
Literally the only reason to play the trombone. And I'm proud of it.
@@thelistener1268 Tromboners of the world unite!
We unite! Trombones must unite!
Bruh caught me off guard I was not expecting that dad got a giggle out of me
I was like "This is just a motorcycle" until I saw the trumbone.
"Weiner takes all." "1, 2, 3!" Mark: *confused screaming*
joltster109 Literally tho
ytru
Uwu
WHAT THE....
Average response to an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel
6:16 needs to be his intro.
hELLO EVERYBODY TIME TO DIE
Omg yes
The compilation bit in the beginning should
2x speed broke me
At 2X speed or 0.25
I love the guy doing the subtitles just going with "spluttery fart" at 4:20 Unsung hero.
420? 😋
@@thunderwolf7446 Be gone, stoner.
@@christopheredwards8219 chill, I'm just joking. I don't do any of that
“YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, POOP BUTT!” - Markiplier, 2017
The great thing about this is that you can come back 3 years later and it's even funnier because you forgot all the relevant memes :)
Dude it’s awesome we can do this, remember when memes were simple though?
Well your not wrong
I can come back any time because I have grandmal seizures and forget majority of things
The great thing about this is that you can come back 3 years later and its even funnier
Claudia Cora-Artola cuz ur a virgin.
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon." I need to save that one for later.
You're as thick as a paper condom and twice as useless Here's another for you kind sir
@@josiahallen9906 "I'm married to justice" "Only a blind girl would marry you"
Hey... say what you want about me. But leave off the soup.
Deranged Crouton hahaha helltaker referance
@@vincentdevita7999 no..... no it isn't
I love it when he breaks into the villain laugh at 6:16
video: nearly makes Markiplier laugh Markiplier: I R E F U S E T O S P E A K E N G L I SH
Girl: *whispers* hey Mark: don't do that Me: *dead*
Nova Storm 7:50 that face tho
Nova Storm I
Nova Storm that's ASMR DARLING
+Starlaxy The meifwa thank you i thought i was gonna have to
aerodynamichotdog np lol
When he goes below the camera, there’s a 75% chance he’s coming back up laughing
*99%
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Entity420 who are you? Hitler?
@@randomguy2153 yo wtf
Entity420 have you never seen the meme
That trombone on a bike video never gets old.
Markiplier: “Did I just fart with my mouth?” Me: “Did you have White Castle?”
TACO BELL
“You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me?” Ok
My mom with poop in your face that's what I have to say and it's going to be the only comment please comment to this comment to this yes, because this car has the best color because this is random sentences best sentences in my life laugh Ha-Ha hashtag my mom thanks
Emma LaVassaur r/youngpeopleyoutube
Emma LaVassaur .....What?
@@AvianZone it was my auto correct
Emma LaVassaur ...Ahhh..wait let me try I’m not sure what you gonna is not the way I want you and you can always do that because you know that I don’t know what you gonna like this I love and love it I can see that you love it and I love the video
The two clones arguing is from a show called Xavier Renegade Angel..one of the weirdest shows you will watch
I now don't know what to do with this information, but thank you
Sushii Bird you’re welcome!
I watched every episode when it was on air and I'm still not sure if it was real or a dream.
Bigperk22 yes
Xavier Renegade Angel is a fucking masterpiece
That butt released some salsa 💀
Naw that mf went to Taco Bell 25 times a day 💀
Mark your laugh is so contagious
When Mark trys to hold back his laugh he looks like he's about to eject his skull out of his body
Lmao
Bruh, your comment made me inhale my soda... Good job. 👌
And the rest of his skeletal system
And when he does laugh he’s trying to eject his soul.
I agree
2:43 Everyone’s first reaction when seeing Xavier: Renegade Angel for the first time.
I love the desk dancing part at 0:44 because it is equally cool and funny enough to make me laugh like I hadn't laughed in a 10 years.
“I’m gonna think about... DEATH” Look where that took us
No it was a flappy sword smh
memento mori
@@d.8332 [deleted channel]
@@V3NUSF7Y sigh
Momento mori*
6:00 the ultimate “BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!”
It wasn't until that video that I realized how much GTRs sound like a trombone
350z**
Jk it’s a trumbone
Is it just me or was that Hitler fish 6:46
German fish
Adolf fisher
@@ulrikawallin7671 nein das ist Adolf Fishler
Adolf fishler
Welcome to the joke
0:35 the song is called Let me hit it (Audiostalkers mix)by Sporty-O
Oh, thank you ! 😅❤
His laugh makes me laugh lol
Shay K yep Xd
Shay K ikr
Shay K me too
Same here haha
Shay K his laugh haunts my dreams
For some unknown reason, the vacuum harmonica just makes me really happy.
Because you know you can suck instead of blow
@@materdoit5667 OOOHHHH
The harmonica note is the audio version of :D
I died laughing when that happened.
*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
1:06 the only video I can't resist not laughing at😂😂. We need more funny videos like these🤣
It's really weird watching videos from this Era of Mark. He's like... half-baked. Halfway between 2012 and now.
6:15 “I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus”
CaiYou and Skalpy *6:25
The vacuum harmonica had me in tears, literally unable to breathe holy frick
One of those jokes where you see the punchline coming and it somehow makes it better.
I just realized that is a harmonica now
I will forever say “You nap-uh, you get SLAP-uh”
That first one with the music and the memes made me laugh harder than it should’ve
7:17 is the most criminally underrated video on the internet
Definitely agree with you 🌞
Oh 100%
I watched this video over 13 times, for the most part I don’t even flinch but that one, that’s the one that ALWAYS GETS ME!!!
HAHAHA
What’s it called?
6:23 Mark: I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus Me: I though they were gonna hit the cameraman Guy on bicycle: trumbone
Mark is a masochist confirmed
He was laughing with relief that it wasn't what he thought it was. That, technically, would be sadism if he had actually been laughing at the thought of them getting hurt.
I died laughing just like Mark when I first saw that
What is the 0:32 video
You've been hit by truck!
I come back here 4 years later, and I truly forgot how much joy this brings me until I watched this video.
0:32 Woman: can you grab me a beer? Man: no...do you want multip- *D R O P I T*
Now that I actually know what Xavier: Renegade Angel is it makes 1:40 so much funnier
Yeah
4:37 Could've sworn this was my classmate's history video project in 4th grade.
I cringe to death every time I see that thing
Was his name Jeremy?
i love that one so much. the first time i watched it, it was cringey, but now it just brings my spirits up
What is is called
What
I didn’t realize what the kid had in his hands until Mark pointed it out 💀 3:55
Funny thing is, if you pay attention, it doesn’t fall into the sewer at all. It lands barely off to the side.
7 videos into my return to Markiplier and I seem to have picked up his addicting and contagious laugh.
"You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?" "BURGER! I don't wanna talk about nothing else!" Those two lines got me dead. Edit: Thanks for the 2.6K likes!
you slumber, a cucumber
You slumber... ham.
@@mr.nightmarionne1366 BURGER I don't wanna talk about anything else
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 You're as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon!
@@mr.nightmarionne1366 Say what you want, but lay off the soup!
“Then you might ask yourself...” “That’s the question.”
those two guys... what in the name of...
The question of what the f**k did I just watch .
It’s funny that your last name is Paterson because the guy that was teaching the lecture is named Jordan Peterson
@@gavingadway oh, very well then.
I was asking that question myself.
Thank you Mark for uploading this because it introduced me to Xavier: Renegade Angel, and I couldn’t have been more happy about that.
Watching these videos with subtitles makes them so much better 😂😂
Lost immediately at 1:47 "you snose, you lowse" 😂
I lost it at You only have one Peenie? *let me see it*
nope i lost at 1:29
We I lost at the time I lost
Oh yeah gamer can you do that for a word and I can think about that you are not having to say anything about to it and I say that you are so cursed with that you don’t know why you please do it and say you’re good luck and you do not want me being a bitch and you
Bro I lost it at "you nappa, *y o u g e t s l a p p a* "
“YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, POOP BUTT!!!” -Markiplier 2017
I was gonna comment that just now..
he fought and won against shitacus
"see with your eyes, not with your mouth" that part for some reason got me into tears
2:48 markiplier: wha hapee wha wa ha
I think Markiplier's laugh is contagious.
Malefic Darkness it is
Malefic Darkness i mostly laugh at these because of his laugh
6:16 Top 10 anime evil laughs.
😐
😐
:|
He sounded kinda like light yagami
@@rengokusmassivetits_4923 don’t ruin the chain. Edit your comment and do better
I like to thing Mark's responsible for making XRA popular by bringing up the subconscious memories of seeing briefly as a kid to millions of people
5 years later and this video is still gold :)
Should be one every week
Every day bro
Apollon Gaming i see what you did there
fawn Fite me. ;)
Jake Paul is aids
well said
7:33 when you start your engine 🤣
LMFAO
Love you
Lmao underrated comment
6:19 car mark
LMAO
4 years and this shit still funny asf😂
My stomach always hurts from laughing so hard after watching his try not to laugh videos 😂😭💀
Most of the time, I'm just struggling not to laugh at mark trying not to laugh instead of the videos.
Regan K samee
Regan K I'm soulless I kept a straight face the whole video
Regan K same Lol
Regan K I literally just commented the same thing and then I scrolled down... 🙁
Regan K ikr....I died at the trumpet one even though I've seen it a million times
6:16 - *THE BIRTH OF GIGGLYPLIER.*
Exnomer Lol! Perfect comedic timing!
Lolol
Watching Mark laugh at Jorden Peterson is the thing I needed to get me through the week
*"I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GET HIT BY A BUS!"* -Markiplier
At 7:33, Mark becomes the perfect engine
Yes
0.25 is better
@@TheLuckyLuke314 Oof-
I will learn how to edit sound on videos and legitimately email that noise over a car revving just for the sake of that one task
Nyoom
7:17 I still after 6 years don’t have the slightest idea about this meme
Coming back 5 years later and it is still hilarious 😂😂
7:33 sounds like a car starting up
The subtitles say *revs up internal engine* 😂😂
It does
Holy fuck it does! 😂🤣😂😂
It does LMAO
Lmao
Teacher: what’s so funny Me:nothing My mind: harmonica vacuum
you snoze you loze
@@polskidezerter3024 lol
For anyone wondering that insane animation of the man insulting himself it’s called Xavier: Renegade Angel
its been 5 years now still funnier than ever
1:40 imagine watching that when you're on acid
the animators and writers sure did. Seriously watch the show, it's a damn good trip. the name is Xavier Renegade Angel.
I have actually done that but the show is trippy enough without it
Honestly the clip is ok but what makes it amazing is marks reaction "what the fuck just haaAAAAPEND? WHAT wAs ThAt? WhAt WaS AnY of thAAAT?"
Lol
It would make to much sense.
7:56 Me: oh no Still me: CRAWWWWWWLING IIIIIN MY CRAAAAWWL
Linkin park is the best! :D i died as i saw that and i was excited too :)
DEEZ CRAAAAAAAWLS DEY WIIIIIL NOOOT CRWAAAAAAAAAAL CRAAAAAAWL IS HOOOOOOOW I CRAAAAAAAAAWL
ME 😂
@@Chris_Vasileiou whats the name of the song?
@@kibawolf353 Crawling
The laugh at 6:08 always gets me! 😂
4:30 Mark: YOU WILL NOT BREAK MEEEE, POOP BUTT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
the fucking trombone. I thought is was a motorbike
a free dragon me too😂😂😂
a free dragon Me too.
That was gold.
a free dragon SAME!
a free dragon ikr i started laughing at the exact time as mark did
The "free real estate" one got me
TheNamesZaki I was expecting his to just laugh at asmr
TheNamesZaki u mean the first one?
Xavier Renegade Angel: You snoze, you loze. Xavier Renegade Angel: You slumber, a cucumber.
6:16 because of the way my humor is, this deserves to be a clip in a try not to laugh challenge itself
I lose every time he loses because I just can't with his laugh.
Renesmee908 same
Renesmee908 same, I was like "that wasn't funny...DAMN YOU MARK"
Ikr It's just so funny
Renesmee908 his laugh is the best! 😂
Renesmee908 same
Who else laughs at Mark's laugh instead of the video?
FireFlames Awa, me!!!
FireFlames Awa me
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FireFlames Awa i was ur 100 like
FireFlames Awa me
It's always the second time he plays the videos. I never win these things. I love em but I suck @ them. Thank u Mark.
Bro, I failed SO hard on the first one. I have no idea why, but I watched it like 5 times and I am still crying in laughter.
“So you’re the one who stained them?” “Whoever found it, browned it.”
@Dave Miller you slept you wept
@@oj4696 you nappa you get slappa
@@crusaderdoomslayer7055 "You slumber a cucumber
@@grake9310 You catch up on some zedz, you get outta my headz
@@oj4696 you slumber ham… burger i don’t wanna talk nothing else
2:44 he sounds like he is drunk lol
200+ likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
2:48 Mark’s reactions are often more funny than the actual videos
“I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus” Mark making me laugh shall not count 🤠
Honestly I could get through these easy on my own but when Mark laughs I can't help it
Uncooked Fish mark: * snort * me: pffft
same tbh
Uncooked Fish I know right here makes me laugh
Same though XD
Exactly!!!
6:55 Adolf Fishler
SSundeeFan 246 underrated comment
Hey look, Adolphin
Hitlerfish says the captions
Nein nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein
NI NI NI
Captions are amazing on this video. Best captions I've ever seen.
Xavier: Renegade Angel! Streaming on HBO MAX. Best amount of HIGH ass fuckery I've ever enjoyed while not entirely HIGH.
I LOST IT at the inch worm.
Winter Sparrow *CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL, THIS CRAWL IT WILL NOT CRAWL*
Winter Sparrow I lost it at the trombone
Winter Sparrow yes inch worm Linkin park
I was watching this while doing homework with my mom and she never noticed me laughing. LMFAO 😂
Winter Sparrow I found it not funny at all
Who else broke at Mark's laugh at 6:15 ??? XD XD XD XD XD
Taylor Z. I did 😂😂😂
Taylor Z. R
Taylor Z. Me
Taylor Z. Same,Taylor. Same.😂
It's just TOO funny Kallie XD
7:58 the sound you make when you get a leg cramp from stretching after waking up or when you hit your foot against a solid object.
That shotgun blast of content at the beginning of the video almost broke me so many times, but I survived.
That trombone on a motorcycle was hilarious, mainly cause I play trombone XD
Quatorious Saaaaaame fam!!
Quatorious right? It's way funnier when you play. Now I wanna go do it lmao
Quatorious that one made me die
Quatorious I
He was on a bike
6:56 dammit mark does it count that you made me laugh
0:17 George Carlin would rail on you for making air quotes if he were still alive.
2017: Everything atleast makes you smile 2022: Nothing is funny and everyone repeats the same joke and/or ruins a good joke from the past
4:20 oh S*IT i was eating >:(
be careful not to curse or your mom will catch you
Yuyoper pun intended?
Same
No phun intended*
Yuyoper856 pun intended :3