Take a loan our from the bank for 1.3bar. Buy a flat. Rent it out for R7k a month. Use the rental to pay the installment of the car. Then sell the flat after 6 years. Use the capital gain to pay the balloon :) this way the car is still cost a pretty penny but the overall cost to own is less. what u think muzi?
@mhb3088 Жыл бұрын
🙃Mathematics will kill you...real death!💀💀
@MuziSambo Жыл бұрын
@@MuziSambo A real death futhii haha
@zorba4166 Жыл бұрын
Bro your math ain’t mathing🤣 so first the bank gives you a loan for 1.3, then you also want them to finance you a car for another 1.3? Then how you gonna use the 7k rental to pay your 20k car installment? And who’s paying back your 1.3 loan in the meantime?😅 there’s also no way you’re making 470k profit from selling the flat in 6 years to cover the balloon. These cars are just way overpriced here. 1.3 mill for an M-lite 3 series is just madness. There’s no way there’s a viable market of people that can genuinely afford these cars to make their pricing make sense. They’re all leaving the dealership floor with outrageous balloon payments, and BMW doesn’t care they get their car back after 3-4 years and can make money on it again by selling it pre-owned. And the consumer? Starts all over again with a new car, perpetually paying monthly for something that’ll never give them any equity…..looks good in the driveway tho innit?
@bobs_sa8480 Жыл бұрын
angihleki ngiyalinganisa😂
@siyethembakhanyile3222 Жыл бұрын
Lol thanks guys. Was just tryin. You rite these things are just too expensive
@mhb3088 Жыл бұрын
"With the R36 000 monthly installment I'd rather buy a corsa lite or toyota Tazz every month for 6 years" 😂😂😂 this right here finished me🙌🙌🤭🤭
@nhlanhlamabaso2522 Жыл бұрын
Cash every month 😂
@keoratilemarobe5878 Жыл бұрын
Every month for 6 years 😩😩😩 Muzi the Goat 🐐
@4Tune500_RSA Жыл бұрын
😁😁
@thingsofpassionwithrali6259 Жыл бұрын
Izinja madoda 🔥🔥🤣🤣
@nhlanhlamabaso2522 Жыл бұрын
Cash! For six years 😂🤣
@mondlimkhanyiswa1206 Жыл бұрын
Muzi doesn't understand how ADDICTED we are to his content!!!!!
@mthokozisimyende787 Жыл бұрын
Yey bro
@kwenzamajola Жыл бұрын
Right.?
@mphulusenikhwathisi7679 Жыл бұрын
True comrade
@bonganidavidbaloyi8497 Жыл бұрын
You are right
@thingsofpassionwithrali6259 Жыл бұрын
What happened to MJ on finance kzhead.info/tools/tkCkDS5q0BkLlU9yd8ddFg.html
@mthokozisimyende787 Жыл бұрын
"I'm out here recruiting the whole country'😂😂😂😂muzi is a GOAT
@lehlogonolobale5911 Жыл бұрын
😁that part
@thingsofpassionwithrali6259 Жыл бұрын
Aowa this guy is literally funny without even trying 😂😭
@RealKellonBeats Жыл бұрын
Your world is too small
@josephmkhondo125Ай бұрын
I'm unemployed, don't own a car yet, don't know what I was doin' but I stumbled upon this channel and I'm lovin' it. Great work my guy. Some day your advices will come in handy.
@thabisombonda8717 Жыл бұрын
Man, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Glad to see more people speaking sense into this debt fueled South African society. If you can pay off a car in 2-3Yrs, you are living above your means and making someone else rich who can then ACTUALLY afford this car. Definitely going to subscribe.
@wynand4093 Жыл бұрын
You are great bro 😂….. bought a car last month & this channel really helped me make the right decision. I am still happy.
@lakeflakersa Жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's a swift🤣🤣
@mothomoso_ Жыл бұрын
@@mothomoso_ nope POLO VIVO
@lakeflakersa Жыл бұрын
love the new headlights. also from personal experience this is more than enough power. besides it doesn’t matter what car you have you will only be able to go as fast as the guy in the suzuki swift infront of you 😂😂
@llewelynklaase7896 Жыл бұрын
😆Amen...👏👏👏
@MuziSambo Жыл бұрын
I love this comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lesolk Жыл бұрын
Lol we all know bmw guys go much faster than swift guys. And BMW indicators don't work :)
@EugeneMadondo Жыл бұрын
This channel is going places man. Great & relatable content every single time. Nice! 👍🏽🤙🏾
@onkgopotsekeobaka7680 Жыл бұрын
Found your channel today. I've never come across such a funny car delearship😂u solid African. We appreciate the vibe bra, keeping us entertained while showing us these models
@KingJaySA Жыл бұрын
Car journalism par excellence, with a uniquely South African touch. Thanks for another great review executed with aplomb. Being a Bimmer nut myself, you know your stuff, truly so. Even when I'd rather not "buy a Corsa lite cash every month for six years"... 🤣😂🤣
@Mzwandile_Makhowane Жыл бұрын
I've been planning on making car reviews like this a couple of years back, before I joined your channel, and weird enough I don't see the point anymore cause you literally display everything I wanted to show people but with a hinch of six gun🔥🔥🔥 great stuff man, 👍
@gavazamoabelo4060 Жыл бұрын
follow your dreams
@joshua_booysen Жыл бұрын
Honestly speaking your reviews changes my mood from worse to great with your sense of humor or honesty. thanks Dr you are good.
@reagannhlangwini2498 Жыл бұрын
I think people that buy these sort of cars don't really have an issue with paying for them if you earn 200k per month, they pay them off in 2 years or pay them off for 3 years then BMW calls them back to upgrade at a "reduced cost"
@its_tev6484 Жыл бұрын
You're right bro..Judges and some senior Advocates are making those figures. You don't have to be an entrepreneur to earn that kind of money, certain professions do offer people that lifestyle
@siphesihletom4933 Жыл бұрын
most of them dont even pay them off, or buy them, they just rent them for 3 years with an option of returning it or refinancing it. hence you see them changing cars every 3 years, same for Benz drivers
@teeblood_da_vodkalist6512 Жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@dwaynecyahtwala3497 Жыл бұрын
Who pay off BMW. Lol Once warranty ran out. I'm switching car.
@kg888 Жыл бұрын
This is the preview I've been waiting to see, thanks Muzi
@clericchauke5233 Жыл бұрын
Really a different angle you use to review a car. Its very realistic. Awesome video bro
@retroFUNKINgroova Жыл бұрын
Your reviews are the best! Love your content grootman.
@ALTF26 Жыл бұрын
People are brave out there; the first time I heard about balloon payments I ran a mile! I still can’t believe they haven’t been outlawed
@firelordOzai3 Жыл бұрын
We are very blessed to have found this channel, if you know this channel just know that you are blessed
@sanezezwedala9422 Жыл бұрын
this guy has the best intros i've seen. no exaggerations on my side🤞🤞
@sandilebuthelezi4885 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this videos❤
@owethu1553 Жыл бұрын
Hey Muzi you asked for what’s the difference between this and the older m340i. The changes are more cosmetic rather than a complete redesign. For example with the older gen m340i you couldn’t tell the difference between the 330i with 190kw vs the 340i unless you heard that beautiful b58 6 cylinder passing you like a bullet. I personally hated the drl’s (which one paid extra for)and they have fixed that in the newer gen, there is more air intakes in the front but not too sure if that helps with the 0/60 time… they have definitely got rid of that hideous dark infotainment that was behind with Audi system and adopted a last generation mbux system from Mercedes which I always personally liked. This one is more aggressive and has a meaner stance in general, I think this and the X3 m40i are the best versions of BMW you can currently buy. As for the price guys yes it’s expensive but if people are willing to pay 900k for a stupid GTI then what is R1,4million? Correctly priced in my opinion.
@shadeurmhlanga5528 Жыл бұрын
I definitely hear you Man👊, I however feel the previous gen 330i and M340i's grill and bonnet gave a clear difference on the front view and the exhaust shape sound set em apart from the rear. The iDrive 8 in this new 3series is nothing like Mercs mBux. BMW simply put the double screen like Merc did before. Although the iDrive system did not look good with the dark theme in the pre-facelifted BMW's, I found it still way better to use and easier, the new system is even better🙌
@thesbumsimango126 Жыл бұрын
@@thesbumsimango126 i share the same views the double screen looks odd, it doesn't flow with the overall design of the interior.....
@bangingvvevo3901 Жыл бұрын
You raise very realistic valid points , cars are very expensive. I like the fact that you are not just talking about cars on KZhead like one can just go out there and buy one after watching the video like most channels out here , there are serious factors to consider for us regular people .
@theberadise1960 Жыл бұрын
Wise words, love your content. Buying things you don't need with money you don't have, to impress people you don't know..
@muhammad7820 Жыл бұрын
What an intro! 👏👏👏...Peter Drury would be very very proud!!!
@studentpilotdiary Жыл бұрын
It’s always good to also factor in costs that are outside of instalments. I always check how much wearables cost in a car like your shocks, tyres, out of warranty parts, potential cost to repair small damages, avg. fuel etc. It’s good to know while a car may cost you R15k p/m in ownership, an ideal +R10k will help you in situations unexpected ownership costs may arise. The people that are complaining about your estimate are the same people that don’t consider other costs excl. instalments.
@SHENGEsiyabonga Жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
@humblemarvellous4468 Жыл бұрын
I am also really not a fan of these big screens these brands put in our dream cars lately😩. The "buying a Corsa lite or Toyota tazz CASH every month of six years" killed me 😂😂😂
@lukhanyomabutyana1347 Жыл бұрын
My goodness this review is so refreshing!
@bobbyshabangu Жыл бұрын
Thank you for advocating reason when buying a car!
@MrPrimiR Жыл бұрын
First video i watched and i subed. In the 35sec i watched this video i was laughing so much. Epic stuf Chief, keep it up.
@randommrblue3155 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Muzi another comedy fix as per usual! 🤣🤣
@djjemasa3297 Жыл бұрын
They must start giving you the cars to test drive as well. All of them, any car. We want reviews with a unique South African flavour. I like your channel
@kingkony6252 Жыл бұрын
We need to grow this channel for that bafo
@olwethubavuma9125 Жыл бұрын
You know Janie and Kobus aint gonna allow that
@R90909 Жыл бұрын
depends which BMW you buy. 1M resale is amazing, the M2 was more than excellent, M135i and X5 held well but ey the 3 series was a problem 😀. Great Vid from a BMW fan.
@makgalemarcusmathale1066 Жыл бұрын
Well 1M is a classic and 135i is a classic cos they came with a stick shift and were light, so good luck getting a stick shift 2 series and M2 if you are not getting the bonkers cs which you won't drive every day
@tarzanthembani5186 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr Sambo for making me realize that I cannot afford my dream car (Kia Sonet) with/without balloon payment. Now I'm searching for a car within my budget.
@louisachauke4601 Жыл бұрын
I had a good laugh watching this video. Love your commentary
@jpmabunda6058 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Muzi for the great content
@borismkhwanazi583 Жыл бұрын
Love these videos
@victormashangurara4645 Жыл бұрын
Bro I love your content. I can't stop laughing at the comments you make in your videos
@risimamabasa2308 Жыл бұрын
3:19 "Is this a car or simulating gaming station, can somebody bring a joystick. I want to see something" 😂🤣😂
@chanceoder207 Жыл бұрын
also that "yoh" at 3:28 😂
@MissNomps Жыл бұрын
@@MissNomps 🤣😂🔥finished me
@chanceoder207 Жыл бұрын
@@MissNomps "*yoh* what a beautiful unnecessary change" 🤣😂
@chanceoder207 Жыл бұрын
Really good video and really good arguments money vs value. Big LIKE!
@pulixpulix2420 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 damn you’re the most honest KZhead car guy I’ve ever met 😻 I love ///M but I’ll have to be stable to buy one 🙏🏾🙌🏽😻
@KwekuLee Жыл бұрын
Your Videos are on Fire💯💯💥🌻 Best Car reviewing channel...
@johannesmalema4484 Жыл бұрын
If the polo is already out of people's reach imagine a whole BMW M light. Let's not even talk about a full blown M car 😭😭
@caven7056 Жыл бұрын
Sheer the driving pleasure 🔥🔥🔥BMW forever
@khulisonalana1715 Жыл бұрын
Great intro 🤌🏽
@thandomeselane7 ай бұрын
Quality content 🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🔥
@siyaziradebe2646 Жыл бұрын
Muzi straight up funny😂😂😂...love your videos, im making arrangements to purchase a 2nd hand car, will get in touch with you, bless up from Mozambique
@gersonnhantumbo80766 күн бұрын
Yoh comrade I'm with you regarding the screens. They look amazing and futuristic but with my brain I can only imagine the problems you'd have fixing that thing if something should happen
@Trajectoree Жыл бұрын
The violence at the end 🤣🤣i knew muzi wont let it go
@thembanitera6913 Жыл бұрын
I'm in love ❤️❤️❤️ with this one
@mbekezelitembe8301 Жыл бұрын
U just dropped a 💣 there at the end.🤣😂.. Danko 🤝🏽🤝🏽
@tinamaps1605 Жыл бұрын
Your car reviews are great man, abekho ready 😂😂😂
@fortunetshabalala3388 Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful car this is. An eye-watering price as well but it's all worth it. Thank you for an absolutely great great review man.
@sompisiphinda1417 Жыл бұрын
Bro I love your honesty...
@nyobanisizwemofolounoffici1737 Жыл бұрын
Great review as always, I need the name of the track in the background 😋
@JuliciousMusic Жыл бұрын
I see you going very far bro....its just a matter of time before you get the cars you really want easy
@jabulanimsimango119 Жыл бұрын
I'd choose the pre-lci over this one, anytime any day. I'm with you ka that infortainment-cluster system (whatever it's called), i'm not a fan, even on the merc, i never liked that screen from the moment it was introduced, until they put the current potrait one on the current C-class 😍i like it for the pirates😍 Back to the M340i; the fact that they've done away with the stick is a turn-off for me (i use it a lot on sport mode to change gears manually), i mean really...🙄 as if getting rid of the traditional hand brake was not an insult enough. The rear on this LCi looks a bit loud on the eyes, i'm sure we'll all get used to it. Nice video brotherman ✌🏼
@teboholenyatsa3746 Жыл бұрын
Best review!!!
@ushveer3074 Жыл бұрын
this guys content is funny man. best car content ever...
@byroncoetzee3173 Жыл бұрын
This is the content that motivayes you to keep your paid up polo vivo and not be pressured to chase the next big car. Im looking for an Audi A4 by the way. Please drop facts Muzi, I need this motivation 🤣🤣🤣!!!
@simbongilentwasa1247 Жыл бұрын
I'm also a big fan of the sweet spot in a range, 340i, S4 and C43. The engines are competent enough to give you goosebumps. The price though 😔
@maandamusetha3564 Жыл бұрын
Grootman Muzi back the previous Backround track😭💔, The "Ghost In the Shell Vibes" . Your videos slap differently with that soundtrack.
@temosomasubelele297 Жыл бұрын
Great work my brother Manje le beat engemuva ngingaythola kanjani? Iyasho baba💪
@samzalucio222511 ай бұрын
Great video as always. Just an unpopular request from me... When you mention the engine power in kilowatts, Do you mind at the bottom you also please give figures in horsepower (bph) units, just have it there on the screen and not say it. Thank you.
@lndlovu80 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite M340i 🔥🔥🔥🔥Great review sir..
@gavinmonama4308 Жыл бұрын
The financial breakdown is absolutely beautiful...I am a bean counter and over analyse every buy, just nje because its that exciting 🤣 Came out of curiosity, stayed for the humour and life lessons
@manachekane Жыл бұрын
I know what I signed up for 😅😅😅 great content Braa
@mxobhungane1437 ай бұрын
Hi Muzi can you please make one for an A45s AMG Shem your advices bro are really making some people wish they had seen your videos before buying the cars they have bought
@terrencekhomanani6378 Жыл бұрын
I love your intros ,,,, Your fluent english as we ll
@khomotsodavid1639 Жыл бұрын
Hi Dr of cars!!!!! I'm patiently waiting for a fuel consumption review of haval jolion. I like your reviews, keep up the good work. Am learning every day bro.
@mkhululiyalezo6507 Жыл бұрын
Here: kzhead.info/sun/oNGie7yMj3yPa30/bejne.html
@MuziSambo Жыл бұрын
Clever comments. Well done 😊
@gawiesimpson236110 ай бұрын
Hi Muzi, I am fan of car content in manzi context! Yesterday, I visited a lamborghini and Bentley dealership. I asked them about a guaranteed resale value and they said that the do those provided they get first preference to buy back the car from the client. Now, imagine a scenario where you Finance an Urus worth let's assumes R4.5m for three years, paying instalments to bank worth R100k a month or a total of R3.6m. ballon R1. 5m. Than, the dealer promised to buy back at R 2m. At the end of the deal, you sell back the car to the dealer assuming you never defaulted on a payment. Than, your net present cost of ownership/enjoyment works out to be (R3.6m+1.5m-2m) R2.1m for a car which retailed for R4.5m. I though this was interesting finance arrangement of using a ballon especially when you intend on not owning car and just want to enjoy it for three years... I omitted insurance, maintenance, warranty and fuel because those are a given if you own a car, can't drive it without affording them first... So for the for bmw 340M, one could seek out such an arrangement provided its not their only car and they don't want to own it or lease it if that's the option, at the end of the day cars rarely go up in value, it's all just for convenience and enjoyment...
@jacksonmehlape6144 Жыл бұрын
Ola brother, will you please show the horse power figures when talking about the engine output 👌🙏 anyway you are doing a great job 👌😉
@sizwe7nation760 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, this guy!!! You’re the star of the show Muzi my man.
@banathimtatase5228 Жыл бұрын
Hai mchana the way you review cars with a bit of a pinch of salt I love it
@assermogowane609 Жыл бұрын
Great video indeed, honestly when you're looking at buying over R 1 million car, cost if ownership shouldn't be an issue unless if you're forcing things like some of the VW folks.
@sizweshongwe331 Жыл бұрын
I personally only know 1 guy that I agree with when it comes to cars. You're the only other guy I agree with. I'm a 3 series lover! Also prefer the sweet spot instead of the top of the range. I too, wouldn't buy this. I find myself saying "that's exactly what I would say" as I listen to you speak about this car. I'm fact, I wanna get myself a high mileage 320d, looking forward to your review when you get your high mileage german, might help me when I eventually have the money to get one. Got to drive my father in law's one to the Drakensberg from Jozi, might strike a deal if he is selling when I have the money to get it. 😜😀
@scalodaman Жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr Muzi Sambo for reviewing this beast...🙏
@marthinusmuhlamarisi3072 Жыл бұрын
The way you narrate.. always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OWEN-md2tn Жыл бұрын
Wish I was like you when it comes to cars
@fundilephethe1994 Жыл бұрын
Muzi's fear of big touch screens is like how many people didn't want to buy a touch screen phone when they first came out.
@McquillanMoyo Жыл бұрын
He is warranted in his fears to be honest. Recently car manufacturers are having major reliability issues with their technological components such as the infotainment system, etc. Watch the lemon series.
@samkelojmagudulela2576 Жыл бұрын
I want to feel my controls without having to take my eyes off the road.
@mondlit Жыл бұрын
We are used to knobs and buttons...... they are much easier to control when driving, now everything is embedded in these infotainment systems it makes it a bit hard to use when driving
@manyuhahulisani2091 Жыл бұрын
Excellent review brother.
@mthobisilancelot6668 Жыл бұрын
Can you please do a review on the Ford Ecosport 2021 model or any but not the new active 🙏🏽
@somelezelusobo4059 Жыл бұрын
And you have recruited me kuloStingyness bakho. Great video btw
@HardWiredAfrica Жыл бұрын
Yoooh the content here😋😋😋😋
@vuyondlovu9000 Жыл бұрын
Awesome as usual MR Sambo😌😎. I also don’t understand even if you have cash why waste over R15k per month on a car then possibly trade it in or have balloons etc madness😢😮. Just stick to what is affordable and if you really have deep pockets go buy something practical like a fortuner CX5 or some nice decent car that you’ll pay off and be done. This thing of changing cars all time just because you can “afford” is ridiculous. When you down and out you’ll see why keeping it simple works… Remember also when you out there with your fancy car, no one is helping you put fuel or even pay that installment 😂 Do the right thing - money or no money👌🏽💪🍻
@ozemsadventureofrandomstuf252 Жыл бұрын
Love it. The violence was at a minimum, got me thinking twice
@danielmoloisane4425 Жыл бұрын
The one thing you will notice about luxury vehicles is that when they facelift they make it subtle so that people who don't have a facelift don't feel left behind. When you look at cars like a VW Polo, when they do a facelift it looks like a whole different car and the non-facelift looks older immediately and looks like an older generation car.
@siyasangayenzela7396 Жыл бұрын
Hello Muzi. Can you please do a review of Golf 7.5R
@kgadikgoerano495 Жыл бұрын
FROM THIS VIDEO, I LEARNT TO LIKE, SHARE❤
@nhlamuselorikhotso4267 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂this whole video is funny, I can't even clip the climax because everything is climatic🕺🕺😂
@chanceoder207 Жыл бұрын
I don't have 1.3million rands with me at the moment 🤣🤣🤣 Good content u have my sub g🤙🏿✔️
@djdanzo206 Жыл бұрын
This car is fire 🔥 🔥🔥
@sakhilemoon Жыл бұрын
Musi would you buy the precious generation m340i over the new face lift?
@mrnino5086 Жыл бұрын
really good video and on a bit different way. Excellent sir. More of this real life videos.
@mfactory451 Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🕺🕺we are here for more vioRence
@chanceoder207 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👌
@michaellanga4136 Жыл бұрын
The violence at the end! Just let us dream in peace man!😃
@percymq Жыл бұрын
After i started following you i decided to buy a toyata TAZZ that i crashed 7days later and fixed it for less than 3k .. I almost took the absa finance offer for a Kia Cerato Koup Turbo .. today I'd be preaching African Magic If I fell for the trap.
@lebogangpitso6280 Жыл бұрын
Honestly speaking if one is to finance this car comfortable, they should be at least taking home 90K a month, which is none of us watching this unfortunately, or those that but cash
@tarzanthembani5186 Жыл бұрын
I prefer the pre-facelift mainly because of those front e46 style lights.
Take a loan our from the bank for 1.3bar. Buy a flat. Rent it out for R7k a month. Use the rental to pay the installment of the car. Then sell the flat after 6 years. Use the capital gain to pay the balloon :) this way the car is still cost a pretty penny but the overall cost to own is less. what u think muzi?
🙃Mathematics will kill you...real death!💀💀
@@MuziSambo A real death futhii haha
Bro your math ain’t mathing🤣 so first the bank gives you a loan for 1.3, then you also want them to finance you a car for another 1.3? Then how you gonna use the 7k rental to pay your 20k car installment? And who’s paying back your 1.3 loan in the meantime?😅 there’s also no way you’re making 470k profit from selling the flat in 6 years to cover the balloon. These cars are just way overpriced here. 1.3 mill for an M-lite 3 series is just madness. There’s no way there’s a viable market of people that can genuinely afford these cars to make their pricing make sense. They’re all leaving the dealership floor with outrageous balloon payments, and BMW doesn’t care they get their car back after 3-4 years and can make money on it again by selling it pre-owned. And the consumer? Starts all over again with a new car, perpetually paying monthly for something that’ll never give them any equity…..looks good in the driveway tho innit?
angihleki ngiyalinganisa😂
Lol thanks guys. Was just tryin. You rite these things are just too expensive
"With the R36 000 monthly installment I'd rather buy a corsa lite or toyota Tazz every month for 6 years" 😂😂😂 this right here finished me🙌🙌🤭🤭
Cash every month 😂
Every month for 6 years 😩😩😩 Muzi the Goat 🐐
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Izinja madoda 🔥🔥🤣🤣
Cash! For six years 😂🤣
Muzi doesn't understand how ADDICTED we are to his content!!!!!
Yey bro
Right.?
True comrade
You are right
What happened to MJ on finance kzhead.info/tools/tkCkDS5q0BkLlU9yd8ddFg.html
"I'm out here recruiting the whole country'😂😂😂😂muzi is a GOAT
😁that part
Aowa this guy is literally funny without even trying 😂😭
Your world is too small
I'm unemployed, don't own a car yet, don't know what I was doin' but I stumbled upon this channel and I'm lovin' it. Great work my guy. Some day your advices will come in handy.
Man, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Glad to see more people speaking sense into this debt fueled South African society. If you can pay off a car in 2-3Yrs, you are living above your means and making someone else rich who can then ACTUALLY afford this car. Definitely going to subscribe.
You are great bro 😂….. bought a car last month & this channel really helped me make the right decision. I am still happy.
I'm sure it's a swift🤣🤣
@@mothomoso_ nope POLO VIVO
love the new headlights. also from personal experience this is more than enough power. besides it doesn’t matter what car you have you will only be able to go as fast as the guy in the suzuki swift infront of you 😂😂
😆Amen...👏👏👏
I love this comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol we all know bmw guys go much faster than swift guys. And BMW indicators don't work :)
This channel is going places man. Great & relatable content every single time. Nice! 👍🏽🤙🏾
Found your channel today. I've never come across such a funny car delearship😂u solid African. We appreciate the vibe bra, keeping us entertained while showing us these models
Car journalism par excellence, with a uniquely South African touch. Thanks for another great review executed with aplomb. Being a Bimmer nut myself, you know your stuff, truly so. Even when I'd rather not "buy a Corsa lite cash every month for six years"... 🤣😂🤣
I've been planning on making car reviews like this a couple of years back, before I joined your channel, and weird enough I don't see the point anymore cause you literally display everything I wanted to show people but with a hinch of six gun🔥🔥🔥 great stuff man, 👍
follow your dreams
Honestly speaking your reviews changes my mood from worse to great with your sense of humor or honesty. thanks Dr you are good.
I think people that buy these sort of cars don't really have an issue with paying for them if you earn 200k per month, they pay them off in 2 years or pay them off for 3 years then BMW calls them back to upgrade at a "reduced cost"
You're right bro..Judges and some senior Advocates are making those figures. You don't have to be an entrepreneur to earn that kind of money, certain professions do offer people that lifestyle
most of them dont even pay them off, or buy them, they just rent them for 3 years with an option of returning it or refinancing it. hence you see them changing cars every 3 years, same for Benz drivers
Exactly.
Who pay off BMW. Lol Once warranty ran out. I'm switching car.
This is the preview I've been waiting to see, thanks Muzi
Really a different angle you use to review a car. Its very realistic. Awesome video bro
Your reviews are the best! Love your content grootman.
People are brave out there; the first time I heard about balloon payments I ran a mile! I still can’t believe they haven’t been outlawed
We are very blessed to have found this channel, if you know this channel just know that you are blessed
this guy has the best intros i've seen. no exaggerations on my side🤞🤞
Been waiting for this videos❤
Hey Muzi you asked for what’s the difference between this and the older m340i. The changes are more cosmetic rather than a complete redesign. For example with the older gen m340i you couldn’t tell the difference between the 330i with 190kw vs the 340i unless you heard that beautiful b58 6 cylinder passing you like a bullet. I personally hated the drl’s (which one paid extra for)and they have fixed that in the newer gen, there is more air intakes in the front but not too sure if that helps with the 0/60 time… they have definitely got rid of that hideous dark infotainment that was behind with Audi system and adopted a last generation mbux system from Mercedes which I always personally liked. This one is more aggressive and has a meaner stance in general, I think this and the X3 m40i are the best versions of BMW you can currently buy. As for the price guys yes it’s expensive but if people are willing to pay 900k for a stupid GTI then what is R1,4million? Correctly priced in my opinion.
I definitely hear you Man👊, I however feel the previous gen 330i and M340i's grill and bonnet gave a clear difference on the front view and the exhaust shape sound set em apart from the rear. The iDrive 8 in this new 3series is nothing like Mercs mBux. BMW simply put the double screen like Merc did before. Although the iDrive system did not look good with the dark theme in the pre-facelifted BMW's, I found it still way better to use and easier, the new system is even better🙌
@@thesbumsimango126 i share the same views the double screen looks odd, it doesn't flow with the overall design of the interior.....
You raise very realistic valid points , cars are very expensive. I like the fact that you are not just talking about cars on KZhead like one can just go out there and buy one after watching the video like most channels out here , there are serious factors to consider for us regular people .
Wise words, love your content. Buying things you don't need with money you don't have, to impress people you don't know..
What an intro! 👏👏👏...Peter Drury would be very very proud!!!
It’s always good to also factor in costs that are outside of instalments. I always check how much wearables cost in a car like your shocks, tyres, out of warranty parts, potential cost to repair small damages, avg. fuel etc. It’s good to know while a car may cost you R15k p/m in ownership, an ideal +R10k will help you in situations unexpected ownership costs may arise. The people that are complaining about your estimate are the same people that don’t consider other costs excl. instalments.
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I am also really not a fan of these big screens these brands put in our dream cars lately😩. The "buying a Corsa lite or Toyota tazz CASH every month of six years" killed me 😂😂😂
My goodness this review is so refreshing!
Thank you for advocating reason when buying a car!
First video i watched and i subed. In the 35sec i watched this video i was laughing so much. Epic stuf Chief, keep it up.
Thank you Muzi another comedy fix as per usual! 🤣🤣
They must start giving you the cars to test drive as well. All of them, any car. We want reviews with a unique South African flavour. I like your channel
We need to grow this channel for that bafo
You know Janie and Kobus aint gonna allow that
depends which BMW you buy. 1M resale is amazing, the M2 was more than excellent, M135i and X5 held well but ey the 3 series was a problem 😀. Great Vid from a BMW fan.
Well 1M is a classic and 135i is a classic cos they came with a stick shift and were light, so good luck getting a stick shift 2 series and M2 if you are not getting the bonkers cs which you won't drive every day
Thank you Mr Sambo for making me realize that I cannot afford my dream car (Kia Sonet) with/without balloon payment. Now I'm searching for a car within my budget.
I had a good laugh watching this video. Love your commentary
Thank you Muzi for the great content
Love these videos
Bro I love your content. I can't stop laughing at the comments you make in your videos
3:19 "Is this a car or simulating gaming station, can somebody bring a joystick. I want to see something" 😂🤣😂
also that "yoh" at 3:28 😂
@@MissNomps 🤣😂🔥finished me
@@MissNomps "*yoh* what a beautiful unnecessary change" 🤣😂
Really good video and really good arguments money vs value. Big LIKE!
😂😂 damn you’re the most honest KZhead car guy I’ve ever met 😻 I love ///M but I’ll have to be stable to buy one 🙏🏾🙌🏽😻
Your Videos are on Fire💯💯💥🌻 Best Car reviewing channel...
If the polo is already out of people's reach imagine a whole BMW M light. Let's not even talk about a full blown M car 😭😭
Sheer the driving pleasure 🔥🔥🔥BMW forever
Great intro 🤌🏽
Quality content 🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🔥
Muzi straight up funny😂😂😂...love your videos, im making arrangements to purchase a 2nd hand car, will get in touch with you, bless up from Mozambique
Yoh comrade I'm with you regarding the screens. They look amazing and futuristic but with my brain I can only imagine the problems you'd have fixing that thing if something should happen
The violence at the end 🤣🤣i knew muzi wont let it go
I'm in love ❤️❤️❤️ with this one
U just dropped a 💣 there at the end.🤣😂.. Danko 🤝🏽🤝🏽
Your car reviews are great man, abekho ready 😂😂😂
What a beautiful car this is. An eye-watering price as well but it's all worth it. Thank you for an absolutely great great review man.
Bro I love your honesty...
Great review as always, I need the name of the track in the background 😋
I see you going very far bro....its just a matter of time before you get the cars you really want easy
I'd choose the pre-lci over this one, anytime any day. I'm with you ka that infortainment-cluster system (whatever it's called), i'm not a fan, even on the merc, i never liked that screen from the moment it was introduced, until they put the current potrait one on the current C-class 😍i like it for the pirates😍 Back to the M340i; the fact that they've done away with the stick is a turn-off for me (i use it a lot on sport mode to change gears manually), i mean really...🙄 as if getting rid of the traditional hand brake was not an insult enough. The rear on this LCi looks a bit loud on the eyes, i'm sure we'll all get used to it. Nice video brotherman ✌🏼
Best review!!!
this guys content is funny man. best car content ever...
This is the content that motivayes you to keep your paid up polo vivo and not be pressured to chase the next big car. Im looking for an Audi A4 by the way. Please drop facts Muzi, I need this motivation 🤣🤣🤣!!!
I'm also a big fan of the sweet spot in a range, 340i, S4 and C43. The engines are competent enough to give you goosebumps. The price though 😔
Grootman Muzi back the previous Backround track😭💔, The "Ghost In the Shell Vibes" . Your videos slap differently with that soundtrack.
Great work my brother Manje le beat engemuva ngingaythola kanjani? Iyasho baba💪
Great video as always. Just an unpopular request from me... When you mention the engine power in kilowatts, Do you mind at the bottom you also please give figures in horsepower (bph) units, just have it there on the screen and not say it. Thank you.
One of my favorite M340i 🔥🔥🔥🔥Great review sir..
The financial breakdown is absolutely beautiful...I am a bean counter and over analyse every buy, just nje because its that exciting 🤣 Came out of curiosity, stayed for the humour and life lessons
I know what I signed up for 😅😅😅 great content Braa
Hi Muzi can you please make one for an A45s AMG Shem your advices bro are really making some people wish they had seen your videos before buying the cars they have bought
I love your intros ,,,, Your fluent english as we ll
Hi Dr of cars!!!!! I'm patiently waiting for a fuel consumption review of haval jolion. I like your reviews, keep up the good work. Am learning every day bro.
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Clever comments. Well done 😊
Hi Muzi, I am fan of car content in manzi context! Yesterday, I visited a lamborghini and Bentley dealership. I asked them about a guaranteed resale value and they said that the do those provided they get first preference to buy back the car from the client. Now, imagine a scenario where you Finance an Urus worth let's assumes R4.5m for three years, paying instalments to bank worth R100k a month or a total of R3.6m. ballon R1. 5m. Than, the dealer promised to buy back at R 2m. At the end of the deal, you sell back the car to the dealer assuming you never defaulted on a payment. Than, your net present cost of ownership/enjoyment works out to be (R3.6m+1.5m-2m) R2.1m for a car which retailed for R4.5m. I though this was interesting finance arrangement of using a ballon especially when you intend on not owning car and just want to enjoy it for three years... I omitted insurance, maintenance, warranty and fuel because those are a given if you own a car, can't drive it without affording them first... So for the for bmw 340M, one could seek out such an arrangement provided its not their only car and they don't want to own it or lease it if that's the option, at the end of the day cars rarely go up in value, it's all just for convenience and enjoyment...
Ola brother, will you please show the horse power figures when talking about the engine output 👌🙏 anyway you are doing a great job 👌😉
Hahaha, this guy!!! You’re the star of the show Muzi my man.
Hai mchana the way you review cars with a bit of a pinch of salt I love it
Great video indeed, honestly when you're looking at buying over R 1 million car, cost if ownership shouldn't be an issue unless if you're forcing things like some of the VW folks.
I personally only know 1 guy that I agree with when it comes to cars. You're the only other guy I agree with. I'm a 3 series lover! Also prefer the sweet spot instead of the top of the range. I too, wouldn't buy this. I find myself saying "that's exactly what I would say" as I listen to you speak about this car. I'm fact, I wanna get myself a high mileage 320d, looking forward to your review when you get your high mileage german, might help me when I eventually have the money to get one. Got to drive my father in law's one to the Drakensberg from Jozi, might strike a deal if he is selling when I have the money to get it. 😜😀
Thank you Mr Muzi Sambo for reviewing this beast...🙏
The way you narrate.. always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wish I was like you when it comes to cars
Muzi's fear of big touch screens is like how many people didn't want to buy a touch screen phone when they first came out.
He is warranted in his fears to be honest. Recently car manufacturers are having major reliability issues with their technological components such as the infotainment system, etc. Watch the lemon series.
I want to feel my controls without having to take my eyes off the road.
We are used to knobs and buttons...... they are much easier to control when driving, now everything is embedded in these infotainment systems it makes it a bit hard to use when driving
Excellent review brother.
Can you please do a review on the Ford Ecosport 2021 model or any but not the new active 🙏🏽
And you have recruited me kuloStingyness bakho. Great video btw
Yoooh the content here😋😋😋😋
Awesome as usual MR Sambo😌😎. I also don’t understand even if you have cash why waste over R15k per month on a car then possibly trade it in or have balloons etc madness😢😮. Just stick to what is affordable and if you really have deep pockets go buy something practical like a fortuner CX5 or some nice decent car that you’ll pay off and be done. This thing of changing cars all time just because you can “afford” is ridiculous. When you down and out you’ll see why keeping it simple works… Remember also when you out there with your fancy car, no one is helping you put fuel or even pay that installment 😂 Do the right thing - money or no money👌🏽💪🍻
Love it. The violence was at a minimum, got me thinking twice
The one thing you will notice about luxury vehicles is that when they facelift they make it subtle so that people who don't have a facelift don't feel left behind. When you look at cars like a VW Polo, when they do a facelift it looks like a whole different car and the non-facelift looks older immediately and looks like an older generation car.
Hello Muzi. Can you please do a review of Golf 7.5R
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🤣🤣😂this whole video is funny, I can't even clip the climax because everything is climatic🕺🕺😂
I don't have 1.3million rands with me at the moment 🤣🤣🤣 Good content u have my sub g🤙🏿✔️
This car is fire 🔥 🔥🔥
Musi would you buy the precious generation m340i over the new face lift?
really good video and on a bit different way. Excellent sir. More of this real life videos.
🔥🔥🕺🕺we are here for more vioRence
Brilliant 👌
The violence at the end! Just let us dream in peace man!😃
After i started following you i decided to buy a toyata TAZZ that i crashed 7days later and fixed it for less than 3k .. I almost took the absa finance offer for a Kia Cerato Koup Turbo .. today I'd be preaching African Magic If I fell for the trap.
Honestly speaking if one is to finance this car comfortable, they should be at least taking home 90K a month, which is none of us watching this unfortunately, or those that but cash
I prefer the pre-facelift mainly because of those front e46 style lights.
me too