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I am but a humble weed farmer

CHRBRG
2024 ж. 24 Мам.
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Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/hellofresh_chrbrg, and receive one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active.
Twitch - / charborg
Shop - charborg.gg/
Main Channel - / charborg
Twitter - / charborgg
Discord - / discord
Music - share.epidemicsound.com/ymyd8x
Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
0:00 - Intro
0:52 - The woodcutting disaster
3:28 - The hunt for the hound dog
5:27 - I'm getting back on top
6:23 - Hello fresh #adventure
7:44 - Making some cash
11:53 - Getting the car and getting weed seeds
17:40 - Making the weed machine
20:10 - Where is the weed seed
24:57 - Giving up
27:10 - Outro
Follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights

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  • I love how charborg is literally a looney toons character. He always gets himself into situations theres no POSSIBLE WAY he should be in and either miraculously escapes it or ends up 12 miles deeper into the hole he dug himself into.

    @Concerned_Custodian@Concerned_Custodian5 ай бұрын

    • Pulling a "Reverse" on the Rocket Launch scene...classic Loony Toons and Daffy Duck.

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

    • i love the cartoonish "gulp" sound he makes when nervous. this man is a toon.

      @stardusst@stardusst5 ай бұрын

    • Yes

      @SMEKK_@SMEKK_5 ай бұрын

    • Thats why i love his videos

      @PanelaaA@PanelaaA5 ай бұрын

  • "Upon further research, I do not have an empire" absolutely killed me, and I'm not even 30 seconds into the video

    @chibertarian@chibertarian5 ай бұрын

  • only charborg would look for the chainsaw in the only direction he didnt go

    @kambamrocks@kambamrocks5 ай бұрын

  • Surrounding the weed with potatoes was actually a genius play, hiding it in plain sight.

    @typicalgentleman@typicalgentleman5 ай бұрын

    • But potatoes grow underground while weed spurts

      @smilesfoutch6996@smilesfoutch69965 ай бұрын

    • Growing weed is Legal in Canada, though…

      @PapaDevDev@PapaDevDev5 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, it's a really smart play. I wonder why I got caught when I did the same.

      @macaconheiro@macaconheiro5 ай бұрын

    • ​@macaconheiro probably skill issue tbh

      @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet5 ай бұрын

    • @@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet fuck. Time to start grinding my hemperor skills then, I guess

      @macaconheiro@macaconheiro5 ай бұрын

  • I think weed farming fits Charborg, considering he's green and all.

    @Evil_Glorp@Evil_Glorp5 ай бұрын

    • and very bald

      @plooferonyoutube@plooferonyoutube5 ай бұрын

    • and also a controlled substance in some locations I got put in jail for watching his barotrauma videos :(

      @thedeliveryboy1123@thedeliveryboy11235 ай бұрын

    • cute profile picture

      @Tom-mj3cc@Tom-mj3cc5 ай бұрын

    • @@kronch6163 :3

      @Evil_Glorp@Evil_Glorp5 ай бұрын

    • WE FOUND GLORP

      @Thebiggerbluebird@ThebiggerbluebirdАй бұрын

  • Charborg looking for the weed seeds looks like a person who's lost their vape

    @lazypantsj@lazypantsj5 ай бұрын

    • As a nicotine addict you hit the nail on the head

      @ddude1212@ddude12124 ай бұрын

    • @@ddude1212 dont

      @Random-user22@Random-user2223 күн бұрын

    • @@Random-user22no

      @BlehVR._.@BlehVR._.16 күн бұрын

  • Chrbrg has really hit rock bottom he's growing the devil's lettuce

    @mrbonkman-bt4lf@mrbonkman-bt4lf5 ай бұрын

    • Smoking the jazz cigarettes. SMH

      @wolfyboy@wolfyboy5 ай бұрын

    • @@wolfyboy like he wasnt already

      @thecoolestofthe834s2@thecoolestofthe834s25 ай бұрын

    • @@thecoolestofthe834s2 true.

      @wolfyboy@wolfyboy5 ай бұрын

    • He’s sucking on the ole Kanga ear.

      @NA-AN@NA-AN2 ай бұрын

  • The fact that he's terrified of the police finding out about his weed is hilarious cause weed is legal and he can grow 4 plants without a permit.

    @hailbopthecomet@hailbopthecomet5 ай бұрын

    • Was it in 2005? Thats the setting. As a matter of fact if you try to sell weed to non smokong characters they talk about reporting you to SQ.

      @shotgunn9@shotgunn94 ай бұрын

    • @@shotgunn9 ah ok then thats different, however it would be very dependent on the province or territory how the law would be enforced. In BC, unless you are a massive player its simply just not worth the effort for the cops to do anything. It was so accepted that universities in BC had 420 clubs before legalization, and they smoked directly on the main quad, I know because I was at one of the big universities and I saw a giant pot leaf mascot on the quad there and a massive cloud of smoke. However in Alberta they'd probably shoot on site

      @hailbopthecomet@hailbopthecomet4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@hailbopthecometyall americans really are god's childrens. Weed, weapons, work opportunities.... Wish i got lucky like that too +Ik i will never get my working visa so i might aswell kms lmao

      @Pwnners@Pwnners4 ай бұрын

    • @@Pwnners i live in Canada lmao, we all collectively agree that that Americans are Satan spawn

      @hailbopthecomet@hailbopthecomet4 ай бұрын

    • @@hailbopthecomet alberta's always been pretty lenient with it at least where i live, we've had a weed paraphernalia store downtown here since i was a kid, with a gigantic pot leaf on the front of it, and wooden signs on the street around town advertising it with pot leaf and everything. there are other smoke shops that ask that you call bongs and things "water pipes" or whatever since they get away with selling it to be used with tobacco, but that store downtown never cared. pre-covid people would smoke openly outside bars too, even during like new years and things when police were circling the parking lots waiting to bust people for driving drunk or breaking stuff. now that it's legal people don't really bother anymore, at least where i live

      @Lavender.melanie98@Lavender.melanie984 ай бұрын

  • 18:40 as a clown whose favorite color is that exact shade of green, thank you for standing up for me, charbo. this is a horrible injustice.

    @colorblockpoprocks6973@colorblockpoprocks69735 ай бұрын

    • Are you a professional clown? Like, as your job?

      @wolfyboy@wolfyboy5 ай бұрын

  • Given Charborgs reputation I was under the assumption he was farming weeds and not weed when this video started. That would definitely be something he does.

    @huntersuper98@huntersuper985 ай бұрын

    • He would farm dandelions because he heard people talking about selling weed and didn't do any further research.

      @ChargeQM@ChargeQM5 ай бұрын

  • i bet who ever made that cameo joke is probably really cool and funny and cute

    @152gta@152gta5 ай бұрын

    • They seem really awesome

      @kinghj3727@kinghj372724 күн бұрын

  • truly one of the most weed farm moments of all time

    @mewhenthe8174@mewhenthe81745 ай бұрын

    • truly one of the moments of all time

      @SchneeWolf-vy5lq@SchneeWolf-vy5lq5 ай бұрын

  • I'm trying to sleep and this literally just dropped now God doesn't want me to sleep.

    @Beanimus@Beanimus5 ай бұрын

  • Literally any other creator on KZhead: Christmas themed title or video Charborg: I grew a weed empire.

    @TheBootyholeBandit@TheBootyholeBandit5 ай бұрын

  • Char I love watching your videos! Been around for 2 years, and still have them playing. Sometimes even when I was doing other activities. Sometimes certain things were funnier without the context lol. I used to have you as my only subscribtion on my old school account for the longest time. Keep this going, and I'll never have depression again! Take care man!

    @catrardellybird2526@catrardellybird25265 ай бұрын

  • The best thing about this game is that the pre roll packs in the game literally just ripped the actual packaging from real life lol

    @NxtSteps@NxtSteps5 ай бұрын

    • literally it was so funny the first time I saw that, like goddamn that's familiar

      @hauntedsunsets@hauntedsunsets5 ай бұрын

    • what game is it?

      @jizzledrizzle99@jizzledrizzle994 ай бұрын

    • "Mon bazou" a small french Canadian game about operating a sugar shack, growing weed and lifted Honda Civic races ​@jizzledrizzle99

      @SgtLogOfWood@SgtLogOfWood2 ай бұрын

  • The pruning shears (blue bolt cutter looking things) will let you take clippings from trees and then you can plant those clippings to make more trees. Great for getting a bunch of maple trees and others for woodcutting.

    @Kiereze@Kiereze4 ай бұрын

  • “I actually don’t have an empire” I cried for you my king, for you are an emperor

    @ItzaGRIM@ItzaGRIM4 ай бұрын

  • Mr Borg should play weed shop 3 if he hasn't already it'd be right up his alley in goofiness! And I think it has some twitch api integration too

    @AudNarrations@AudNarrations5 ай бұрын

    • @dominickmoerike2 the one in the video is Mon bazou I think

      @AudNarrations@AudNarrations4 ай бұрын

    • @@dominickmoerike2 np boss!

      @AudNarrations@AudNarrations4 ай бұрын

  • I wish charborg loved the KZhead commenters as much as he loves twitch chat :(

    @bluemars5305@bluemars53055 ай бұрын

    • Dude have you looked at us? No fucking wonder. We nasty.

      @ChargeQM@ChargeQM5 ай бұрын

    • AaronMahin nasty but true and honest 🙏

      @washington-ou3sd@washington-ou3sd5 ай бұрын

  • It is obvious that Snoop Dogg is holding Charborg captive and forcing him to make weed videos

    @regis360q@regis360q5 ай бұрын

    • Yeah but he forgot to tell Char to go home for the day and left him streaming for two days straight.. classic air head aging Celebrity that lost his luster and relevance after that Name Change/Gang related horseshit and fiasco. I'm saying no one cares bout Snoop nowadays. No ONE.

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

    • @@BlackMoonHowlshuh

      @trollge3712@trollge37125 ай бұрын

    • @@BlackMoonHowls what

      @robotic_foot@robotic_foot5 ай бұрын

    • ​@@BlackMoonHowls i care

      @6Shooter28@6Shooter285 ай бұрын

    • @@BlackMoonHowls erhm, actually 6Shooter28 cares

      @lizardsquid9318@lizardsquid93182 ай бұрын

  • one time i was really going through it and 'hotel california' came on the radio and for whatever reason, i just started bawling in my car and now everytime i hear it, it just does something for me, like that song is a dang opera, i had to get an aux cord, couldn't keep doing it to myself

    @gl4d10@gl4d105 ай бұрын

  • im very glad to see the return of Mon Bazou!

    @ADeliberateTypo@ADeliberateTypo5 ай бұрын

  • Really good ad read, man. Very professional.

    @Spero_Hawk@Spero_Hawk5 ай бұрын

  • I was here at the very start of Charborg's great empire, he has now gotten my entire family highly addicted to weed and other harmful activities.

    @carlosfranklinsouthsidemurder@carlosfranklinsouthsidemurder5 ай бұрын

  • Big fan of this game and I’m very happy to see it back

    @evilyeucc@evilyeucc5 ай бұрын

    • what game is this??

      @Charlizio@Charlizio4 күн бұрын

  • Charborg is my favorite botanist

    @Blackhole-TON618@Blackhole-TON6185 ай бұрын

    • Coconapannapis. Only on Goon Station.

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

  • charborg has ungodly misfortune

    @roalif@roalif5 ай бұрын

  • i love charg fishy smoke leaf.

    @joebroman@joebroman5 ай бұрын

  • This is a massive coincidence, my brother was literally talking about this hypothetical about 10 minutes ago

    @pedrotbird5426@pedrotbird54265 ай бұрын

  • golly charbig i can't imagine how painful it must've been to lose your weed seed. I hope you're recovering.

    @AllTheOthers@AllTheOthers5 ай бұрын

  • Craig smokes big weed

    @gamingandstuff8211@gamingandstuff82115 ай бұрын

    • How'd you know my name?

      @macaconheiro@macaconheiro5 ай бұрын

    • @@macaconheiro Craig was also the name of Mini Ladd..

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

  • Starting my own garden because of this

    @Screamingandcrying@Screamingandcrying5 ай бұрын

  • Wow this game is so Quebec that it has a maple syrup and poutine meter

    @mylainelefebvre815@mylainelefebvre8154 ай бұрын

  • great work editor I like the new BGM better!

    @TeaglinR@TeaglinR5 ай бұрын

  • The spitting mechanic is fucking awesome lol

    @Kas3-@Kas3-5 ай бұрын

  • XD speeding on a cliff "it puts me in a good mo- AYE SLOW DOWN BUDDY anyways it puts me in a good mood y'know?"

    @fxded8242@fxded82429 күн бұрын

  • Charborg didn't do his own video for the sponsor because he hates HelloFresh and doesn't want us to buy it or use his sponsor code.

    @jango7889@jango78895 ай бұрын

    • I think, and call me crazy, he didn’t do it because he’s a gaming channel. Just a thought.

      @PapaDevDev@PapaDevDev5 ай бұрын

    • I read this as he came to it in the vid, spooky.

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

    • @@PapaDevDev you're insane

      @jango7889@jango78894 ай бұрын

  • Weed machine needs those long spoked rims

    @balledbayn@balledbayn5 ай бұрын

  • Love that I got an ad for booking a trip to canada while watching this

    @panzeidoodlebug9205@panzeidoodlebug92055 ай бұрын

  • your vids always make my day better

    @vroom1760@vroom17604 ай бұрын

  • i need more of this

    @awake2479@awake24792 ай бұрын

  • It’s the potatoes around the weed for me

    @wumbology6072@wumbology60725 ай бұрын

  • Soon enough, CHRBRG will have his own Weed Hotel. God bless

    @tomthestone1470@tomthestone14705 ай бұрын

  • Prp tip: The saw blade also doubles as a steering wheel for your car

    @thalovemuscle@thalovemuscle4 ай бұрын

  • I am so invested in how this incredibly incapable person will turn out with his dreams of a weed empire. Which is semi-legal.

    @howdydobuckeroo1204@howdydobuckeroo12045 ай бұрын

  • "The WEED Machine".

    @helluvademon3936@helluvademon39364 ай бұрын

  • Quality leaf, as always

    @yummylishious5572@yummylishious55725 ай бұрын

  • CHRBRGS weed farm is the only place were i buy weed

    @kkmmzz@kkmmzz5 ай бұрын

  • ah bain ha bain ah bain means welcom back in quebecois... i was expecting that like about 100% not so familliar speach xD this game is an absolute ART

    @yorukatse@yorukatse2 ай бұрын

  • "I can cut down any trees I want in America" a deep rumbling of lawyers descend on CHRBRG's location chanting TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW!

    @Freckris@Freckris4 ай бұрын

  • Ain't no way the weed god got em💀💀💀

    @The_critic9@The_critic95 ай бұрын

  • the seeds are still in the trunk somewhere! I saw the name pop up!

    @roachdoggjr9262@roachdoggjr92625 ай бұрын

  • I never knew Canada was such a stressful place

    @DragonMaiden77@DragonMaiden775 ай бұрын

  • best weed farmer NA.

    @Saekori7777@Saekori77775 ай бұрын

    • NA is North America, not Canada.

      @BlackMoonHowls@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын

    • yeah I know that, and yeah, I dont care, and yeah, shut up@@BlackMoonHowls

      @Saekori7777@Saekori77775 ай бұрын

  • "My drug empire is growing." What a way to start of a video.

    @quagsire_lover3235@quagsire_lover32354 ай бұрын

  • THATS THE GOOD STUFF...*SNIFFS HARD* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    @eulacannon3581@eulacannon35815 ай бұрын

  • when he uhhh, when... when there's... lol weed

    @bluemars5305@bluemars53055 ай бұрын

  • Its all relative, it may not be an empire to the world but to you its an empire.

    @garyeast7259@garyeast72594 ай бұрын

  • Chrbrg seems like a chill dude, i miss his cabbage cult

    @julianrivera9505@julianrivera95055 ай бұрын

  • ohy my god the intro is perfect

    @Nonak248@Nonak2485 ай бұрын

  • looked at this vid n thought, “bold statement”

    @grulzy9652@grulzy96522 ай бұрын

  • "I love to grow drugs." -Charborg 2023 probably

    @reee7911@reee79115 ай бұрын

  • Bruh , first 30 sec and i'm subscribing for sure , the empire thing got me😂😂

    @dhakerbenhamad3968@dhakerbenhamad39683 ай бұрын

  • What is this game and why is it so realistic to the rural french Canadian experience

    @briancollins8597@briancollins85975 ай бұрын

    • It’s called Mon Bazou

      @cherrywoodx@cherrywoodxАй бұрын

  • This game seems to make Charborg so miserable, and I love it.

    @theriveracis5172@theriveracis51725 ай бұрын

  • We need more

    @hansvonflammenwerfer2817@hansvonflammenwerfer28174 ай бұрын

  • Charborg would be a perfect Xavier renegade angel character

    @FishyMaxSteel@FishyMaxSteel5 ай бұрын

  • Its so funny that charborg in the first video just tried to get a job and failed it

    @Poopman21377@Poopman213775 ай бұрын

  • Wait... this is a car game bro... youre deadass my favorite youtuber 😂😂

    @cudomoney@cudomoney3 ай бұрын

  • Idk how craig keeps finding these hyper-specific poor-quality simulation games. it's almost like there's an entire game genre catered to him and his streams. the charborg genre

    @rozhsoh-muh@rozhsoh-muh5 ай бұрын

    • Check out Tomato's Trash on KZhead or Tomato on Twitch. Charborg plays all of these games after Tomato does, and Tomato plays even more of these games than Charborg.

      @Vesdus@Vesdus5 ай бұрын

    • I'm more surprised he's actually engaging with the mechanics of the stream game

      @jackhazardous4008@jackhazardous40085 ай бұрын

  • Best vid of 2023

    @jacobmcrae2976@jacobmcrae29765 ай бұрын

  • i love you charborg!

    @brownspottedcat@brownspottedcat5 ай бұрын

  • "i am but a Humboldt weed farmer."

    @dissectionfann5966@dissectionfann59664 ай бұрын

  • Bro has a rez car lol

    @bigcrungo4194@bigcrungo41945 ай бұрын

  • yessir mon charbord shout out de Gatineau,Quebec

    @pudingauriz@pudingauriz4 ай бұрын

  • oh, the Weed Master.

    @Bertazz000@Bertazz0005 ай бұрын

  • I'm not comfortable with how accurate your decision to jam a weeks worth of poutine into the truck to stave off starvation is to my life.

    @jeebusmcchrist@jeebusmcchrist4 ай бұрын

  • man what an awesome game

    @DennyRobloxGivaways@DennyRobloxGivaways4 ай бұрын

  • As somebody living in Canada (quebec specifically) i can assure that everybody there has a maple sirup and poutine meter they must keep down

    @XxboxodxX-nk4mz@XxboxodxX-nk4mz4 ай бұрын

  • Mon bazou doesn't let you cut down other people's trees but my summer car would let you and put you one day in jail for every tree you cut down

    @cazek445@cazek4455 ай бұрын

  • Yeah, very humble

    @oofboi_293-fo1uc@oofboi_293-fo1uc5 ай бұрын

  • Sadly my weed plant surrounded by 5 potatoes is not an Empire

    @WackyPants@WackyPants4 ай бұрын

  • 23:07 you drove over the weed seed here

    @mkiii@mkiii5 ай бұрын

  • Charborg has NOT learned his lesson about making new point redemption rewards

    @thebosstin2420@thebosstin24205 ай бұрын

  • Dude I was rolling by fifteen seconds in

    @IAm18PercentCarbon@IAm18PercentCarbon5 ай бұрын

  • Please someone what is the name of the Jazzy background music chrbrg uses

    @queedy2660@queedy26605 ай бұрын

    • If you find the bg music let me know

      @phoenixx4330@phoenixx43305 ай бұрын

    • "Honey Heart" - Ryan James Carr

      @ScoldedLuck@ScoldedLuck24 күн бұрын

  • That chainsaw is pure evil

    @EllieTheTissing@EllieTheTissing4 ай бұрын

  • Yes, he is but a humble farmer

    @Daft_Savant@Daft_Savant4 ай бұрын

  • Imagine you are searching for your weed seeds and all you find is some awful, awful underglow kit. Wouldn't have even bothered picking it up.

    @robertwildschwein7207@robertwildschwein72075 ай бұрын

  • He needs to play this more lol.

    @therockking8509@therockking85094 ай бұрын

  • Every time I get this HelloFresh stuff it takes too long on the barge to get to Alaska It’s always wet with seawater and it’s not fresh by the time it gets to me

    @Koger4@Koger45 ай бұрын

  • em-pire 1. an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress. 2. a large commercial organization owned or controlled by one person or group. "her business empire grew"

    @TehJason5344@TehJason53445 ай бұрын

  • I've been waiting for this. I NEED MY FIX GIVE ME MY FIX!!!

    @Rookssssss@Rookssssss5 ай бұрын

  • CHARBORG: i weed plants

    @DeZeFLY@DeZeFLY4 ай бұрын

  • More Mon Bazou please!

    @MajesticSpite@MajesticSpite4 ай бұрын

  • i love him

    @erenakcay7690@erenakcay76905 ай бұрын

  • I'm super tired and recently watched scrubs and this is my first vid of yours and my brain keeps imagining jds stupid fave

    @LittleBlueJar@LittleBlueJar20 күн бұрын

  • its an empire alright

    @random_number_sequence@random_number_sequence5 ай бұрын

  • Ah, the age old question: is “I am but a humble farmer” an actual meme or joke I’ve never heard, or do you play Flight Rising

    @goldrunethevillan976@goldrunethevillan9765 ай бұрын
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