Everything Wrong With Pineapple Express In 18 Minutes Or Less
Pineapple Express is a pretty good time, unless weed comedy offends you. It's not amazing. It's not breaking any new ground. But it's fun. And it has a bunch of sins.
Thursday: Nic Cage sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Amber Heard: "I wanna marry you" -- "ooohh... I made a mistake". This aged so well!!
Why? Everyone knows this is just a (bad) joke; she's not involved in any marriage drama.
@@dot.5070 Amber Heard is extremely abusive to her partners in real life. She poohed in Jonny Depp's bed....Yeah.
@@dot.5070 my dude she beat the living shit out of Johnny Depp then falsely claimed he beat her and ruined his career
@@dot.5070 What
@@dot.5070 R u maso
15:50 - It's probably just me, but Seth Rogen flying through the air will always crack me up. That deserves a sin off. He basically Batmaned with no cape, come on lol
Batmayne, could be Terrance Howard's pimptastic entrance into the dceu multiverse🎫😆🍿
it’s 10x funnier cos he doesn’t even jump, he just like runs off the edge
That after credits scene idea actually sounds awesome and now im upset they didnt have one
Nah, NOW that scene exists. Close your eyes. Picture it. There. Thanks to CinemaSins
Didn’t they kill him off screen?
My man said “the clam is eating the taco” and I immediately thought “ the things my college girlfriend said when her best friend was over somehow made it into the script for cinemasins”….
That is AMAZING!
That’s a keeper.
Thank you, internet stranger... for making the world a better place.
A movie where Franco and Rogen get to act as themselves in front of the camera
if you like this than you should watch this is the end
@@floridawoman7880 lol. True 👍🏿
A stoner and a sexual predator ???
That is the laziest way to write a movie.
Yeah, except 5:32 - 5:42 Rogen needs to chill
Since it's sometimes difficult to pitch a tent after smoking Pineapple Express, the diorama of a teepee on that bed comes in handy.
"teepee on that bed" titleofyoursextape! 🤏🏻🧐
Wait, what?
I don't think CinemaSins is a Smoker like you never got that baked and started building a lego fort like these things just manifest right here
I've just never had those side effects from trees lol
*Listen, I want everyone to know I do not use any drugs of any kind, because I am a Hebrew Yisraelite Yahawadahite aka God, therefore I do not pollute & destroy my temple aka body.*
The best gag in this whole movie is saying Seth is 25 years old lol
He would’ve been around that when making the movie it released 2008
Seth Rogen was born in 1982, and the movie was released in 2008. In which case they probably filmed most of it in 2007. From 1982 to 2007: That's 25 years.
i'm a stoner and let me tell you sir, there is absolutely NOTHING WRONG with this movie lol
Agreed
The thing I don't get as a Stoner Cat is like they never clear the bong that filters out the addictive shit
Amber Heard is in this movie
Agreed . this guy knows nothing
Me too, well said, film is hilarious...
Let’s just be honest here Bill Hader is normally the best part of anything he’s in.
The shaman in Year One
@@five12man the police officer in super bad. One of the friends in hot rod. And that’s just his super early side roles. Such a screen presence.
@@gman7774 lots of voices too. Love Bill!
Except for that one time Bill Skarsgard stole the show in IT
@@RacesnReps true, but he won the spotlight back by the end
I feel like the world needs more of these movies. Buddy-Stoner movies with serious undertones
Serious undertones? Quit trying to come off like an intellectual.
It happens in more movies than you think, it's not always said explicitly
@@keeganshigh that was actually an astute comment considering who directed it.
Rolling Kansas was a genuinely wonderful movie.
@@keeganshigh why? It hurts your ego? And damn bro don't gotta be mean, smoke some weed and chill
“Judging by how clenched that fist is” 😂😂😂😂
I love how they thought cannabis was going to affect you back in the 50s were dude came in with a diving suit. And of course we can never forget the classic Reefer Madness.
Bruh how fast are those bots
And on to the MK-Ultra experiments which dosed up random, unsuspecting people with LSD.
@@alexparaskeuopoulos4169 I don't know you tell me.
First of all, it began in the 30s after the cigarette tax and alcohol prohibition
That's debatable at best- the war on drugs is well-documented and shouldn't be ignored for your side hustling backwards @@stephenturner757
Strawberry Cough, Sour Diesel, Jorge's Diamonds, Sun King OG, Tiger's Milk, Jet Fuel Gelato, Hells Bells, Blue Dream, Jack Herer, Granddaddy Purple. I know these all sound like weed strains but they're actually alternate titles for this movie
Which came first, the movie title or the weed strain? I honestly don't know, but I know there _is_ a strain by that name now.
I've bought Strawberry Cough, Sour Diesel, Jet Fuel, Blue Dream and Grandaddy Purple. I'll bet most of the others are real. No idea if they were named because of the movie.
@@ourkeving that's the joke...
@@OversoulGaming too deadpan for me, man.
@@ourkeving no worries, sometimes this kind of stuff doesn't translate well in text but also not every joke lands either. I'm one of CinemaSins patreon members so I tend to leave a stupid comment on almost every video LOL 😅
There are zero things wrong with this masterpiece!
How high were you when, you thought, it is a masterpeace?, jk. Just kidding w/you.
One day thing wrong… AMBER HEARD
Now answer Patrick..he's not joking
My favorite movie
I was 17 years old when this came out, smoked with my buddies and watched it in theaters. It has so much nostalgia for me
I watched this at home with my brother. Would have rather not but there was no real choice cuz we weren't allowed out the house despite being high schoolers. :( So glad to be an adult now.
My brother got 2 tickets to a special 420 prerelease viewing where the movie started at 4:20 (I don't remember if it was ON 4/20 though) The entire theatre was smoked out lol. Good times.
I had a square friend who went to this with us on release. he doesn’t toke, and after we left the theater he goes….”wow I think that movie got me high” Wasn’t your buddies hotboxing before the show and you sitting in it all haha
That's why sins isnt vibing with it he wasnt a stoner.
I got so unbelievably ripped to see this movie in theaters high school was the best
I work with weed in California and some of these growers CAN in fact tell you what weed they have in their hand by just the smell.
I was thinking the same thing. I don't even smoke weed anymore and I can still point out some blue dream in a lineup.
🥺I once turned down an illegal job in the Triangle, could have been here to co-sign this testimonial
@@youknowwhoyouare2269 your willing spirit is all that is needed 🤘🏼
As well as taste. Since Ted took a drag of dale’s joint
yeah the writer for this episode knows very little about weed in general, their assesments sound like the opinion of someone that only smoked like thrice in highschool and never did it again
13:52 Pretty sure he injured his neck when Dale launched him into the wall...
I'm glad there was a reference including the "Be taller!" line, which is actually the funniest in the movie. (2nd place: "I seent it!" Strangely absent...)
"Be taller" has always been my favorite line from this movie. I always say it to my wife when she can't reach something.
I seen't it Be baller and my personal fave you just got killed by a daewoo lanos
Ok that Bill Hader post credit scene idea is actually genius and they should've done that
Except they clearly suggested Bill’s character was killed at the start of the movie.
@@mikegarcia8004 they didnt kill him directly they just left him underground and if the concern is food and water, its a stoner movie logic dosent exist lol
@@Kai-py8yh No, he's dead. You need to rewatch. Two guys in Diving suits escort him out of the room and you hear a gunshot and a body slump to the floor about 2 seconds later. Immediately after the general says to dispose of him.
8:44 yes because it's a well-known rule that you have to have more lamps in the house than corn on the table it's just facts
There's a cornfield in your comment
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Do Americans have a problem with overhead lighting or something?
Actually, if you follow Seth's video that can be found easily here on KZhead, you will find that you take some of the gummed parts off of a few pieces of rolling paper, and you use them to seal the entry and exit areas in the larger joint. Also, if you're attempting to make one, just be sure that you punch a hole through the center of the smaller one the actually get airflow through it 😂 almost forgot once
🏆 you da real MVP* *Most valuable pothead🥴
Thank you! I rolled one for my friends wedding and they perfectly converged at the centre! I felt so good and never tried again to keep that feeling.
Yeah, I did it once and never tried again for fear of failure. 😆
@@jeanjoubert2886 That's awesome! I love that for you! 🥲🤘
@@corrinemeshelski1101 If you follow Seth's video, it's no problem at all. I've made a few, even did it perfectly on my first try 😏✌️
Man really had to release a sinned stoner movie on 4/19 instead of 4/20 lmaooo.
Idk why but “ohhhhhhh. Stunt driver” to me was the funniest joke you have made
Strange choice putting this out the day before 420
That Bill Hader end credit scene would've been the perfect wrap-up. You are correct, sir.
Except I’m pretty sure they killed Bill’s character at the beginning of the movie. So they’d have to take out the gunshot. “What are you doin with that gun?”
@@mikegarcia8004 Pics or it didn’t happen. Maybe his stoner instincts kicked in and he dodged it last second. Or maybe he grabbed the gun from one guy, shot the other, and then they struggle off camera while the other guys are abandoning the station, so no one notices. Anything is possible in this world, as far as I'm concerned.
They showed his skeleton later on in the bunker...details...
@@blackpolarbear5505 Dang. Was it 100% definitely him?
🤣🤣🤣 I'm so sad that you sinned the jar of pickles considering how funny it is that they were so panicked trying to get out of the apartment and Dale made a huge deal of saying they needed to grab snacks (my husband and I use the fruit roll-ups line literally every time we're in a hurry), and then all they managed to grab was a jar of pickles?!?!?! If you hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have noticed and now I appreciate it even more!!
Ok I gotta give it to Jeremy on his cross joint sin. A well laid out and valid criticism
Eh, not really considering you don't make a cross joint by stabbing the big joint with the small joint, plus you use papers to seal holes
I’ve rolled one before, they hit fine. He just doesn’t understand the process.
I’ve rolled and smoked dozens of cross joints and blunts and its all in the technique they smoke wonderful
I'm surprised that, at any point, you didn't make an Amber Heard joke. Like, I was expecting "AMBER HEARD - +500K sins"
Put a 🤬 in your ear, And 🤬 amber heard
This like no one gets this is Johnny Depp Opp on the screen right now with the court hearing this is as famous as the Will Smith Slap from 2 weeks ago
Is that to match Depp's 500K beatings?
The movie starts in 1937 because thats when marijuana became illegal.
Let he me help you out, "marihuana" is a racist slur they created to help create stigma against Mexicans (smoking cannabis, terrorizing their families and communities/and lazy Mexicans smoking weed all-day🤹♂️ multiple choice racist propaganda
The code worked, look how everyone (including myself) willingly accepted the word at "face" value (get it, face value😉) that propaganda, combined with sht like reefer madness really helped sway public belief
I think it was a nice touch that the movie's plot was also high on Pineapple Express. Lovely comedy though.
9 ears of corn for 4 people is exactly what you would plan for in Illinois.
Illinois cracks corn, and some people cared?
I never realized I was missing the end credit scene of a lifetime before you said that.
when he said "Pineapple Express" you forget to say "roll credits" LOL!!LOL!!LOL!! Actually now thinking about it you would have had to say a lot of "roll credits" since I've heard Pineapple Express so many times. LMAO!!
2:46 either you’re making a joke that’s over my head, or you commented without actually watching
@@joshchavez8190 clearly you missed the joke bro. or you replied to my comment without actually reading the comment properly.
I like Pineapple Express on my pizza. Wait, what was the questions?
Pineapple on pizza is goated
I like pineapple express WITH my pizza 😏
Pineapple and Olive Sweet and Salty
I haven’t seen this movie in ages and the smile immediately left my face when I remembered Amber was in it
I just realized that was her. Now this movie is ruined.
she's barely in it..relax 😂
@@corbinowens2437 I know. I’ve only seen this one a couple times so I forgot and I’m just so sick of seeing her face now
that's why I can't rewatch this movie anymore
2:44 trust me, plugs know how to print labels 😂
"The clam is eating the taco!" And the sin, as always, is tribbing. *Ding!* Wait, what?
I've lived a long time now and I _just recently_ discovered this term. We always just called it scissoring.
@@stephenturner757 me too, I think I like tribbing better, it sounds like two clitori church bells.
@@stephenturner757 there’s another term?
Ya learn something new every day
@@Kokopelli711 Yup. lol. I just felt like the term I used flowed better with the sentence, I guess. Could almost hear Jeremy phrasing it that way, so went with that.
I went to see this film more than any other film ever in theater. My friend told me about it. This was before I knew it was a strain. We went and it blew me away. Instant classic 🍍
What kind of sociopath calls a litter box a cat pan? The worse kind.
I've waited for this video for so long. Thank you, guys.
Stoner misconception: We "forget" everything after getting high. We're high, not stupid lol
I'm out smoking a joint of pineapple express and this is uploaded
When is first saw the trailers for this movie, I thought this was a new Quentin Tarantino film.
Toejam Express: it's getting cruddy outside
It's as good as one tbh the director is a seriously acclimated actor who directed George Washington and Joe not to mention tons of incredible television (the mighty gemstones;vice principals; eastbound and down). Dudes a monster.
I still you use "red as the devils dick" all the time probably one of my favorite lines of this movie
This movie is underrated in my opinion. I did used to smoke a decent bit and watch it I guess so that could also explain my bias.
I love how at times the plot operates on Stoner logic, like the police triangulating their location with their phone, and the dealer recognizing the strain by the left over scent
I could absolutely recognize every strain I sold by sent
@@CreepinCreeper01 🚓 Got ya ! ! !
MAD BIG PROPS for the John Cleese bit in the voiceover/edits at the end, and many others, reallllyyy well done, really shows your natural comedic mind working out hilarious connections...cheers
Monty Python references for the win
I’d love to see you do cheech and Chong. There would be a lot to go over
As i smoke a fatass joint, i remember being about 20, 21 seeing this high af with the homies in theaters 😂 Good times & NOTHING wrong with this movie 😂 Also Jeremy PLEASE sin Mystery Men 😁 funny yet terrible 90s superhero sins !
Love the fact while watching this my ad was from the state troopers telling me that driving stoned is illegal lol.
🥺I can't drive sober
James Franco booting Rosie Perez in her lady nuts was the best part. Loved how she needed to be down an arm for Franco to even have a chance in that fight despite her being about 5 foot tall and him being the green goblin
Red has the neck brace because when they barged through the door they knocked him back and his head/neck bashed straight into the porcelain sink 🤣🤣 such a funny part
It's funny how they sin the movie for "not understanding weed" while at the same time being totally disconnected from anyone that DOES smoke weed lmao
Credit to the sins crew though: that proposed end credit scene would've been tight
Never clicked anything so fast. Junk phone is throwing sparks. No movie is more deserving of the sin hammer.
The kind of movies we loved in middle school: Next on an all new "Ow, My Balls"... Middle school: Ow, My Balls!
One of the most fun movies of James Franco career
I can't be the only one who has eaten an entire jar of pickles stoned. 😂
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Impressive!
I mean when it was world day in Milwaukee and I see the biggest pickle from like Turkey or something I got to try that Sober Drunk or Stoned you cant pass that up
Haha nope I'm up there with you chica but with a bag of hot Cheetos . I like how you think 😂
A cross joint is 100% doable. Ive done it. The airflow issue you're talking about is remedied by tearing joint paper in half and making an "X" across the intersection of the joints.
*”…I always thought you were supposed to smoke weed, not shoot it up.” may be the the most clever joke I’ve ever heard on this channel*
Damn, you're a poet, and didn't even know you were rhyming those words.
"...and didn't even know it" Was right there!!! Come on!!!
@@lexruptor Damn I missed it.
I gotta say, the neck injury is actually the funniest part of this movie and you DO see it happen. just watch closely…
Came to the comments just to see if someone pointed this out. THANK YOU.
@@spongebobbette23 I’ve watched that scene on repeat easily 100 times over because it’s so ridiculously funny looking hahaha
Don't even gotta watch closely... it's literally right there plain as day
Exactly it’s the funniest scene in the whole movie we used to rewatch it 199 times
This has got to be the most hilarious and enjoyable movie I have seen. I mean besides, The Interview or This is the End, or,,, I'm saying that these guys are perfect together. I love how you pointed out that they don't know how to weed properly. LoL 😂 If there is ANYONE knows how to 'weed' it would be Seth. I mean besides Snoop Dogg 😂😁
When dude in the astronaut suit came in there to relight the joint in the beginning... 🤣🤣
Ah yes, the hit summer time sequel to Polar Express
The real sin here is Cinema Sins calling it a “cat pan”.
maybe its a southern thing?
the pan that a cat uses...it works
I've been waiting on this forever!
Yooooooo its a long time coming. Been waitin on this
Okay, I get that pickles may not be the most exciting thing for you, or that you possibly may not even like them, but what if they do? I would have no issues with having only pickles to eat! Also, isn't Amber Heard in this movie? Shouldn't that be...like...an automatic sin?
The last great stoner comedy we've gotten.
Anymovieisastonercomedyifyourestoned
A couple friends and I made a cross joint in high-school. What we did was leave a portion of the first joint emptyish when rolling, and then cut plenty out for the smaller second joint to fit through, while only needing to add a smaller hole through the second joint with enough airflow. Then we inserted the second joint into the first joint and wrapped the gummy ends of rolling paper around the two to cover up any air flow loss. For the 30 seconds we had all ends burning before it collapsed on itself when hitting the middle, it was the most intense thing I ever smoked at the time.
Bill Hader's bit was the best bit of the movie.
The cross joint has more paper wrapped around the joint to prevent excessive airflow, and it is glorious 🙌
That's still on my bucket before I kick the bucket list💀
Imagine sinning a stoner movie for not making sense
@Lost didn't get that vibe at all tbh, came off very self aware and satirical to me.
@@jessventures6172 I dont know I heard rumors he drinks while making these videos so im not sure if he looking down on Stoners but like i dont care I Smoke and Drink anyways but thats very telling that Hard Work strain and Get off your ass and get a job strain was like a Dog Whistle to me
@@SavageBunnyGetMoney well considering get off your ass and get a job wasnt something he said, there might be some projection there
YES!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS UPLOAD!!!
13:51-13:52 yes we did, 1. During the fight between him and Dale, he has his head rammed into the wall, then 2. When he bust into the bathroom he hit his head on the toilet.
I really wish James Fransco never took advantage of his female students at his film school, it is always nice watching this guy in Movies. He can act
I saw this in theatres with my friend when we were in high school. Good lord. I barely remember it. But there is no way 17-year-old me understood any of the weed lingo. xD I still don't. Maybe all the screaming and slapstick are what entertained me about it.
I was on the other end of the spectrum. Me and my friend were both 17 when we saw this in theaters and huge stoners. I remember the movie theater being packed and everyone laughing throughout the entire movie. Only time I've ever seen laughter like that in the movie theater
It's about damn time you did this movie. My favorite comedy, David Gordon Green is a legend. So many missed sin removals.
Been waiting years for this one 🤘
Finally a movie I’ve actually seen 😆
COMEDY GOLD! STILL MY FAVORITE TO THIS DAY! 💚💚💚🤣
Must😬resist😬Banya reference 😬 😫i failed
Thats a good sense of humor😂
I can’t wait for someone to come up with “Everything wrong with CinemaSins”
Can't tell if serious or not... 🤔
CinemaSins already did that. Twice.
The beauty of your hypothesized post credits scene.....is really they can still film it anytime
You guys really couldn't wait one more day to upload this? Would have been perfect.
I'm surprised it took you this long to get to this movie
03:22 never thought of the cross joint as the same as just smoking two joints at once but that explanation harshes my mellow.
Sin: calling a litter box a cat pan.
Amber heard was always a problem lol
Clearly you have never met my father-in-law. That is not too much corn
This is a instant-classic CinemaSins video.💯✔
@3:30 air pockets can be sealed by wrapping the adhesive strip around the air holes. This ain’t my first rodeo
Bonus points to Jeremy for calling Ed Begley, Jr. by his character name in Star Trek Voyager, “Henry Starling.”
Specifically the two parter episode 3x08 and 3x09, Future's End, also featuring Sarah Silverman as Rain Robinson. I always loved this story.
I just got to that part and had to pause to see if anyone else noticed.
Honestly, I would've definitely loved his idea for the post credit scene. It absolutely should've been an addition, it would've been great
this is honestly one of my all time favourite movies and i got so excited to see this was your latest upload, best end to a long day of work. *edit* the cross joint shouldn't be sinned because it actually works and millions of stoners around the world are gonna tell you the same thing, trust us, we've smoked it, we know.
Yes this is the video we need,perfect man next is "The interview"would be insane!
this was the first movie I ever saw with my now wife 13 some odd years ago. we got super baked before and were laughing our heads off. until they got to the part with her family. I swear her dad looks just like the dad in the movie and I had a bit of a panic attack. love the movie tho. a true stoner classic
Weird coincidence. Two days ago I was doing the Bill Hader trumpet part, and I haven't done that in a while.
There’s a couple sins that were explained but you still gave em. Lol. Still a great video. Hahaha.
"Lighting a cross on fire". 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't 💀