It warms my heart that somewhere, some kid takes these for fact and actually does them and wonders why he has no friends
@Bandit.fortnite Жыл бұрын
Why is this true why am I getting so much hate?!
@Hockey790 Жыл бұрын
he has no friends because no one can get to his level 💪🏻😤
@mrjuicejunior Жыл бұрын
@@mrjuicejunior fax🥱🥱
@buddxd Жыл бұрын
This made me lol
@TheIceBurg5099 Жыл бұрын
@@mrjuicejunior LOL
@guest..1807 Жыл бұрын
I did the last one and everyone gathered around me. They gave me a bunch of fist bumps to the head. Thanks!
@lukedejonge2444 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@box_king6317 Жыл бұрын
Yeah same here except I’m in a bed
@DragonboyVG Жыл бұрын
You got beat up.
@FingRTwins Жыл бұрын
@@DragonboyVG 😂
@jjdubs3604 Жыл бұрын
Removed "fist bumps to the".
@darklink7640 Жыл бұрын
Remember to ask out every single girl you can so their boyfriends can give you an applause for confidence
@Imminent_Fun Жыл бұрын
Great tip 👍
@harryw8687 Жыл бұрын
me in third grade:
@Gabriel_JudgeofHell11 ай бұрын
😂
@Isobel_Xxhoney8 ай бұрын
Good idea
@OnRepeatShorts7 ай бұрын
👏 equals punch 👊 broken 🍖
@sspgoatstrikes.7.5017 күн бұрын
Step 99: Forget every step and do the complete opposite Become the quiet kid in the back with a black military standard issue backpack
@akidafloof Жыл бұрын
That’s me
@TheFinalBoss117 Жыл бұрын
Literally me.
@bundleaxe1922 Жыл бұрын
I feel like he’s tryin to get u beat up on the last one
@Lovekobe243 ай бұрын
I’m the quiet kid
@Angsty_skeleton3 ай бұрын
WOW THESE TIPS HELPED SO MUCH THAT I HAVE MY OWN TABLE AT LUNCH AND SO MUCH OPEN SPACE AND ITS LIKE A THRONE. THANK YOU!!
@setz7260 Жыл бұрын
ME TO I GET FREND
@Aaron-xg8mh Жыл бұрын
@@Aaron-xg8mh **friend** I’m sorry but I have to correct you
@Darnedkev Жыл бұрын
@@Darnedkev don’t worry correcting people will make you a cool kid always do it 👍🏼
@ajchang7663 Жыл бұрын
@@Darnedkev wow ur so cool thanks for correcting him
@ahmednur8263 Жыл бұрын
@@ahmednur8263 I wouldn’t be myself if I didn’t.
@Darnedkev Жыл бұрын
“hey buddy, stop that! they will. i promise.” had me dying
@npc.jay2 Жыл бұрын
Probably since they’ll beat you up
@AvocadoManager Жыл бұрын
@@AvocadoManager no body is going to beat you up for vaping, what are you talking about?
@toxicsaiyan7109 Жыл бұрын
Thats andrew tate
@MZ_Wonky Жыл бұрын
They’ll stop if they know who Andrew Tate is.
@Anthony.Richardson239 Жыл бұрын
@@Anthony.Richardson239 no they won't, he doesn't matter enough he smokes cigars and drinks which is worse.
@toxicsaiyan7109 Жыл бұрын
Another tip is to be that one kid who always bumps into anyone they can as hard as they can. This is one of the funniest, and just about the coolest thing you could do.
@Kiefer517 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, everyone hates me now and all my friends left me
@eyanmehlhoff2338 Жыл бұрын
Bro u dont know, they patched it in the new update tht came 1 month ago
@veryfunnyguy7425 Жыл бұрын
@@veryfunnyguy7425 😂
@3PointerEdits_CC Жыл бұрын
Well apparently you're just the hated kid 😅
@W1nt3erWasHere Жыл бұрын
L
@madmems668511 ай бұрын
Too bad
@BloxxerBoi_m13411 ай бұрын
Michael: "Say no to vape" someone: *"BREATHE AIR"*
@ImJustLayZ Жыл бұрын
*elevates*
@Th3RealPeterGriffin Жыл бұрын
I already do this lmfaoo fuck vaping
@bae9116 Жыл бұрын
Andrew tate
@clipzzproductions Жыл бұрын
@@Th3RealPeterGriffin starts smoking a cigar
@Qwadent Жыл бұрын
I swear at this point I'm going to start forcing my way in... Wait-
@IncomeTaxation Жыл бұрын
BRO these tips are actually so useful now the buff guys wanna hang with me after school in an alleyway lets goooooo 😁
@chard_guard Жыл бұрын
Was it fun😂
@zurveax Жыл бұрын
@@zurveax it went great we hung the kid called with me and he died to death lmao
@chard_guard Жыл бұрын
@@zurveax maybe fun for them but not for this guy
@jojojarioandericsona9417 Жыл бұрын
Ayo bro I'm so happy for you
@realimposterwuggy2380 Жыл бұрын
Dang bro, you either gonna get beat up, or make 'new kinds of friends'
@Tobias-Smith Жыл бұрын
The vape one is actually pretty good advice tho. And actually trying in gym class isn’t too bad either. But NEVER remind the teacher about homework. Or else im sending you to the backrooms.
@somerandomguyontheinternet2647 Жыл бұрын
That last tip was so helpful, they gave me a free coffin and funeral, how considerate of them
@-S.H.I.T. Жыл бұрын
Number 4 is actually good advice I ain't getting no popcorn lung at 18 🤢
@feliciafrench9765 Жыл бұрын
indeed, i usually offer them cigarettes instead
@khalifsuryameru8723 Жыл бұрын
@@khalifsuryameru8723 true class
@nightwolf2546 Жыл бұрын
@@khalifsuryameru8723 Classic Tate W
@MozartOfficial Жыл бұрын
You do know that popcorn lung isn't real with vaping right? Popcorn lung is only from working in a popcorn factory when you inhale a chemical do some research.
@toxicsaiyan7109 Жыл бұрын
@@MozartOfficial ☠️☠️☠️
@AcTivZeRo Жыл бұрын
I remember a kid that did all these steps he was so cool that everyone liked him so much he was sent to another school in the first 3 weeks cause his coolness was too much
@Fr_no Жыл бұрын
Lol
@adamrambo69 Жыл бұрын
Wow He Is Soo "Cool"
@SCP-096ImAddingThis Жыл бұрын
I know a kid who did this and he was so cool he got to meet God in heaven
@MonkeGod860 Жыл бұрын
Dang...he's too cool, even the school can't even handle the coolness of him
@YovngDrxco Жыл бұрын
It's his life's mission to spread coolness to every people he meets
@obnoxiouscommenter6194 Жыл бұрын
Number 4 is automatically the most important attribute for life in a aquatic environment
@MidasCooks9 ай бұрын
That one kid acc taking notes rn oh myy💀💀💀
@jhansighanta744211 ай бұрын
Alternate title: “how to get beat up at school on the first day”
@Darnedkev Жыл бұрын
Y e s
@matthewjrw6218 Жыл бұрын
Yeah except for the music part people love that
@jayzm7749 Жыл бұрын
@@jayzm7749 last year near the end of the school year in May somebody took one of the gym teachers speakers he uses to play music outside and played music at full volume in the main hallway last period. So I disagree, blasting music is not a good thing
@Darnedkev Жыл бұрын
That's The fucking joke bro
@AHess007 Жыл бұрын
@@AHess007 We totally Didn’t Know that 🙄
@REDZZZ775 Жыл бұрын
Bro now everyone gave me a *WHOLE* table to my self thank you so much😁😁😁
@RatOverlord Жыл бұрын
stolen comment but edited slightly smart but not effective.
@pangitko9115 Жыл бұрын
@@pangitko9115 ? This ain’t stolen bro
@RatOverlord Жыл бұрын
@@RatOverlordIt is. Its not a big deal tho.
@_AsTheWorldTurns Жыл бұрын
@@_AsTheWorldTurns but when I was watching I came up w this, who cares tho
@RatOverlord Жыл бұрын
@@RatOverlord Its copied but ngl, idc.
@_AsTheWorldTurns Жыл бұрын
Bro this was awesome people are always wanting to hang out after school so they can high give me on my head and fist bump my eye. You changed my life.
@SmartenUp2821 Жыл бұрын
He really gave us advice for how to die quicker
@Coolguyy58 Жыл бұрын
Guys imma try these tips I’ll tell you guys how it went ☺️ Edit: I was shoved into a locker ANOTHER EDIT: Thanks for the likes. I have not been given this much attention since I was all over TikTok from the locker incident…😳
@egan.lol25 Жыл бұрын
Damn dude, did they have to dislocate your joints to get you in one?
@joekujoeswimming789 Жыл бұрын
Why are you living in 1990
@SiafaTms Жыл бұрын
L
@Oykas Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@goat8629 Жыл бұрын
@@SiafaTms ?
@thegoldenmask2051 Жыл бұрын
Alternative title: “How to get *murdered* at school.”
@iluvcheezburger Жыл бұрын
That moment when you censor murdered 🗿
@vuukcuberyt Жыл бұрын
Fax
@NonLoserSyniStar117 Жыл бұрын
@@vuukcuberyt bro kins Pico 💀
@iluvcheezburger Жыл бұрын
@@iluvcheezburger wut does that mean
@vuukcuberyt Жыл бұрын
@@vuukcuberyt Nvm,not many people know him
@iluvcheezburger Жыл бұрын
Bros showing people how to get beat the fuck up 💀
@Phenomenal123 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for those tips! 👌 😀 Now I’m the coolest kid in school! 😎
@coleykat312 Жыл бұрын
Man I knew a guy who did all of these steps! He was just so cool that his girlfriend got a new boyfriend!
@Reebotr Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@matuksi Жыл бұрын
He was just too cooooooool i bet she said you deserve someone better
@monkebusiness3740 Жыл бұрын
@@monkebusiness3740 💀
@hazzesanimations8212 Жыл бұрын
He was too cool for her 😎
@user-ejxomyq Жыл бұрын
He was too cool 🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏💀💀💀
@wacker_cracker Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside the “say no part” was actually kinda helpful, until he said “they will definitely stop”
@LethalTicTac Жыл бұрын
and whrere he said about the homework💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
@Tonyboy927 Жыл бұрын
He trying to kill you with that last one 😂
@justinPyne-hd2rr10 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to try these in September
@Jjg_824238 ай бұрын
The funny thing is the fact that people will low key do this in a heartbeat and think that getting jumped is like getting recognized by his peers
@blackbolt387 Жыл бұрын
Nah they wont
@unknown69801 Жыл бұрын
Some people are far far to stupid to know if this is a bad idea
@MrAntsir3 Жыл бұрын
Omg tysm i did all of these and now people respect me so much that they stay away from me and talk about me all the time
@Brisky21 Жыл бұрын
that one kid that takes it seriously 😂
@randomania69 Жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see the older generation teaching the younger ones how to be cool. It really touches my heart❤
@gigachadnotanimposter2161 Жыл бұрын
The school kicked me out :''((((
@arundhatidasgupta2096 Жыл бұрын
@@arundhatidasgupta2096 Yaaaay I am happy for you :D
@L_the_II Жыл бұрын
@@L_the_II aaaaa
@arundhatidasgupta2096 Жыл бұрын
It warms my heart
@ThousndDollaCrocs Жыл бұрын
Giga Chad, I'm a big fan.
@PizzaGuy33399 Жыл бұрын
Thanks! I reminded my teacher to pass out the homework and now all my classmates want to meet me after school to repay me!
@theskybear Жыл бұрын
Um don’t go I know this is a joke
@TheEmoney7 Жыл бұрын
Don’t go trust me man
@keirahall3560 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure they are gonna throw a surprise for u, the faster u get there the sooner the fun 😊
@shiyiwu4879 Жыл бұрын
@@shiyiwu4879 noooo dont troll him
@hedghogle Жыл бұрын
How do we tell him?
@pebbles6155 Жыл бұрын
Thanks bro, now literally everyone laughs at my jokes. And even when I'm not even joking, I'm just THAT funny now. Thanks dude ✨
@ashelynnscott Жыл бұрын
Ummm.. I'm pretty sure they're not laughing at your jokes. I'm pretty sure they're laughing at you.
@jimmiemendoza29399 ай бұрын
These tips are fire 🔥
@AmugosApunko Жыл бұрын
Ay Bro I already do this every one loves me so much and are so intimidated by me, that no one talks to me. Its awesome and gives me a great feeling.
@Versus_Edits Жыл бұрын
Do some push ups pencil neck Andrew Tate inverted chin like leafyishere looking guy
@skyknight23r Жыл бұрын
@Barnacles yes you can that's what's great about it pretty much all of these work in all schools I know a kid who does most of these and everyone loves him even the teachers
@SNTIN4L Жыл бұрын
@Barnacles go to yt kids
@Miserable_Coconut Жыл бұрын
@Barnacles just sing a song very loudly
@Susancreamwood Жыл бұрын
Sing cocomelon
@somerandomguy1983 Жыл бұрын
Thx! This really helped me make a lot of friends! These jacked dudes want me to meet them behind the bleachers tomorrow! I’m so excited!!!!!
@strangerfan1615 Жыл бұрын
Noooo! Don't go there. What happened? Please update
@oceanblue5595 Жыл бұрын
UPDATE: THEY DID NOT WANT ME TO BE THIER FRIEND but they told me to meet some other kids in a alley way tomorrow and I supper excited!!!!
@strangerfan1615 Жыл бұрын
@@strangerfan1615 😶😬 I hope you don't go there dude.
@oceanblue5595 Жыл бұрын
@@oceanblue5595 you know it's a joke right?
@knghtm Жыл бұрын
@@knghtmyou know it’s a joke right?
@-AmPO Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. There is now 5 hitmen approaching my house at rapid numbers.
@LuciferoPlayzs4 ай бұрын
Bro thank you man I made so much friends that I ended up in a hospital. The last 1 was the best 1 because I feel like my friends really liked me
@Cat-wn8nw Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the advice. Now everyone loves me so much that they forget my name and run away from me. They are so shy 🤭
@i_luv__u Жыл бұрын
Im so sorry bro✋😔
@Zxxyn22 Жыл бұрын
The zerg swarm from StarCraft 2 *can fix that =)*
@josephvanallen6864 Жыл бұрын
*they also can be so nice and give you a FULL RESET :D*
@josephvanallen6864 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@riquiel5123 Жыл бұрын
u gunna get jumped😭
@0ffxmatt140 Жыл бұрын
Bros tryna get me killed 💀💀
@shadowwalker3968 Жыл бұрын
Bro the person that actually did this is probably no longer with us
@sadbrownsfan5253 Жыл бұрын
These tips are great A group asked to meet me after school almost definitely to sign autographs
@darksunday3012 Жыл бұрын
these were the last words of DarkSunday
@nottelling8695 Жыл бұрын
@@nottelling8695 bruh XD
@whitetrashyvan Жыл бұрын
yeah they did something like that to me too, and something else about "death note" or something i dobt know
@somerandomperson6549 Жыл бұрын
Yeah keep telling yourself that
@Stickntwist Жыл бұрын
@@Stickntwist it was a joke.
@toxicsaiyan7109 Жыл бұрын
Omg thank you I have so many friends and i think they made a secret handshake with me where they kick me onto the floor and shove me in a locker 😄
@ItsLuke350 Жыл бұрын
oooh, they are keepers
@Masked_0fficial Жыл бұрын
4-lifers
@ItsRae-zp5pm Жыл бұрын
Ooh let me try!
@ThePaper51 Жыл бұрын
My friends did that for the last 6 years! Besties 🤪✨
@JeweledPeach Жыл бұрын
ooo cool handshake
@amirchalhoub3100 Жыл бұрын
The last advice is basically you starting your first ever battle royale, the twist is that your in solo mode
@ChocoMan6768 Жыл бұрын
That one kid: WRITE THAT DOWN!
@backtothebrickstudios53208 ай бұрын
I remember telling someone to stop vaping and asking the teacher to pass out homework, I got so many handshakes that day and so many bitches wanted my number
@red3994 Жыл бұрын
Samee
@sodaasina Жыл бұрын
...and 999 other narcotist fantasies you can brainwash yourself into believing
@gaygelding Жыл бұрын
Ok but seriously, vaping is trash
@mrdrcommenter Жыл бұрын
W
@emperorjebus8678 Жыл бұрын
I don’t do gym
@KVirik_edits Жыл бұрын
I am shocked at this lovely man for helping young and upcoming kids on tips to do in high school, this guy definitely is one of the greatest 💯👍🤩🙌😤
@football_king5925 Жыл бұрын
trying your best in gym class is actually cool. makes the class fun and you're not wasting your time.
@redpack76948 ай бұрын
Yes, All he said is true! Especially the last one, when i did it, I became so popular!
@raijahzapanta9089 Жыл бұрын
Im already the coolest kid in school if this is true. 😎
@fraggondragon6375 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I did tip number 4 and all the kids stopped vaping and started giving me fist bumps everywhere! I think that’s just there way of showing gratitude
@cordova2593 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Sparklingtube Жыл бұрын
💀 did u also try no5
@reallybadcooks3214 Жыл бұрын
All the kids gave me fist bumps on my face 🥹
@cia3756 Жыл бұрын
Poor kid
@quack3293 Жыл бұрын
Bro this worked so well my friends left me for new ones because they knew they weren’t worthy for me tysm! 😊
@MilesNeri-xw4vt Жыл бұрын
Yessir I follow this guideline every year😂
@thejacobuniverse7020 Жыл бұрын
I am gonna be so cool this year!! I can’t believe I am finally gonna have friends!!
@xoxojackywacky6969 Жыл бұрын
Oh no
@jellydogfish3249 Жыл бұрын
Oh god no no no no no no no no no no
@server5530 Жыл бұрын
… anyone gonna tell them? Also are you dead serious about what you said?
@anime_fan6748 Жыл бұрын
💀
@biscuit8449 Жыл бұрын
Someone tell him please
@error7008 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much That last tip works so well each time i do it everyone starts cheering and screaming my name!!!❤️
@TheCoolGuy00980 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@drippy_ducky Жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@owenhegerfeldt5528 Жыл бұрын
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 what lie?
@babasolaaogunsanya1142 Жыл бұрын
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 hes Joking
@oiishyx350 Жыл бұрын
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 joke-----------------------joke you
@Verified001 Жыл бұрын
This is so delicious, flavorful, inspirational..I can feel the tips coming inside of me 😢❤🤧
@sd4n Жыл бұрын
I told the teacher they forgot to pass out the homework. Everybody began gently tossing things to me for free, they all appreciated my gesture and rewarded me with backpacks, desks and even HUMAN BEINGS.
@ImBlind5277 ай бұрын
I did all of them and they made me a secret high five, where they do it in my face. Thanks 😊
@edwingarcia84 Жыл бұрын
😂
@tallgiraffe197 Жыл бұрын
Damn
@LeanFoward. Жыл бұрын
Omg this was so useful l, I made so many friends, they never talk tho, just stare
@lucassuarez6315 Жыл бұрын
They hate you lol
@cyon6617 Жыл бұрын
@@cyon6617 😐
@QuizVault911 Жыл бұрын
@@QuizVault911 it’s true
@cyon6617 Жыл бұрын
@@cyon6617 it's obvious bro u don't gotta say it
@QuizVault911 Жыл бұрын
lucas listen they r lying
@The_moon956 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much I really needed this advice I can’t wait to try this!
@Just_your-local_swiftie8 ай бұрын
bro tryna start someone's villan arc
@Requiem_editz... Жыл бұрын
Wow thank you bro! First week of school and I'm already getting punches in the back (I thought it was pats on the back), and people are giving me nicknames, they sound weird but I know they all love me, thanks bro!
@casuallegostepper1489 Жыл бұрын
You just made my day bro😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Imjustheremanidk Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Beensup Жыл бұрын
XD i diddnt think it would ever happen
@urielcaballero9389 Жыл бұрын
@@urielcaballero9389 1 sec ago
@ur_lilbro Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@luckysparrowtk Жыл бұрын
That gym one got me like: I'm gonna go do gym in the backrooms
@hik3975 Жыл бұрын
this has nothing to do with the backrooms, stop consuming terrible internet mythology and try picking up a book for stories
@jkeebla Жыл бұрын
@@jkeebla dude, are u ok
@rishandas9316 Жыл бұрын
@@jkeebla it is a joke
@luisgfarias3260 Жыл бұрын
When I saw the picture I was utterly confused
@Subpolarist Жыл бұрын
@@jkeebla 🤓🤡
@homelander5653 Жыл бұрын
Michael storen is the guy to tell a grandma that LOL means lots of love and to tell her when people die to say LOL to make people feel better.
@user-sl1lu8dx1i11 ай бұрын
I did all of these and nobody talks to me anymore!!!! Thank you so much I also have a table to myself!!
@slothconnell3579 Жыл бұрын
Teacher's pet watching be like: See guys I'm cool🤓
@Mbako239 Жыл бұрын
XD
@ryhassan213 Жыл бұрын
Omg thank you so much I reminded my teacher about the homework and everyone loved me they even started to throw appreciation notes at me tho I didn’t read them
@floofyboy397 Жыл бұрын
Don’t
@jakebrake1763 Жыл бұрын
@@jakebrake1763 I always will 😈
@floofyboy397 Жыл бұрын
Damn…. Hahahahaha 😂
@user-kk4fe8pl2o Жыл бұрын
Sameeee the everyone loves me now 😎😎😎
@pineapple1136 Жыл бұрын
😬
@SonicmonG Жыл бұрын
These are just tips to make your classmates put you on the deathlist.
@Justchillin-vh6qd10 ай бұрын
Can we appreciate that number 4 was valid advice
@ShredderHashira11 ай бұрын
Alternate title: “how to get bullied 😂”
@Jordifyy784 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jakeidkcool Жыл бұрын
I did all the steps and my female classmates talk about me behind my back, I think they have a crush on me 🤯🤯🤯????
@YaBoyBilly88 Жыл бұрын
yes, every girl starts talking and laughing when im around, they definitely have a xrush on me
@gutugabriel6499 Жыл бұрын
My dumb ass think he was being honest until the last one😂😂😂
@Zion-Williamson8453 ай бұрын
Thank you Michael, I did all of these steps and I got beat up at school and the dudes who jumped me told me that it's a sign of respect and now I get beat up every day.👍
@animeguy29323 ай бұрын
Yo I told the teacher about homework like you said-and now I have the attention of everyone in my class-thanks man😊
@senzupirate625 Жыл бұрын
@SunnySmile1300 chip
@samadiobrando Жыл бұрын
@SunnySmile1300 he was being sarcastic💀💀
@RedDRoger-nu8ld Жыл бұрын
@@RedDRoger-nu8ld so was the person you replied to 💀
@johnlennon2333 Жыл бұрын
@@johnlennon2333 so was the person you replied to 💀
@maiageia1240 Жыл бұрын
@@maiageia1240 so was the person you replied to 💀
@johnlennon2333 Жыл бұрын
Everyone when I'm sitting in class after gym: "You stink"
@Spoomie Жыл бұрын
Like, yea no shit💀💀
@dritonhaxhaj6450 Жыл бұрын
@@dritonhaxhaj6450 he might stink but you got some stinky attitude
@eugenemason5134 Жыл бұрын
Just spray some axe
@hexak1ll562 Жыл бұрын
Literally
@LeumasNirak Жыл бұрын
Fr 💀💀💀
@pineapple1136 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I've started a war against my peers
@HrishiShah-ez1sn11 ай бұрын
Thank You Michael! They stopped bullying me now but instead they beat me directly!
@hefzy8478 Жыл бұрын
Lol imagine someone actually doing this edit: I did it and now lots of people yell at me, I think they're my fans. Thanks Michael!
@sairentokir5060 Жыл бұрын
Damn I wish I knew these sooner 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
@Phanntom_ Жыл бұрын
Can u update us on how it went?
@unethicalslime5820 Жыл бұрын
@@unethicalslime5820 It went great I am now the most popular kid in school 🔥💪🥶💯
@Phanntom_ Жыл бұрын
@@Phanntom_ great!
@unethicalslime5820 Жыл бұрын
I agree with the last one ngl
@HoRRor_HoUSe16293 ай бұрын
I remember i saw a video with one cool guy in school, and when he reminded teacher to give the homework, the classmates gave him their desks because of how splendid that was.
@legacytwilight Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I did all of these and now everyone wants to be my friend! When I'm in the halls I hear people talking about "hanging me". I think they mean hang out, im so excited!!! 🥰🤩😎😎😎
@duplexx58 Жыл бұрын
Hey buddy...... I recomend to watch out for anyone
@Gica1975 Жыл бұрын
Same with me. People even made dolls of me 😊
@justsomerandomguy1178 Жыл бұрын
@@justsomerandomguy1178 now your screwed
@Gica1975 Жыл бұрын
@@Gica1975 noo they love me
@justsomerandomguy1178 Жыл бұрын
@@justsomerandomguy1178 trust me no
@Gica1975 Жыл бұрын
Cant wait to try these tips! Thank you so much. What a nice and polite person! What would we do without you
@n3xt568 Жыл бұрын
Actually, our school is boarding so reminding a homework is a common thing
@zerta0075 Жыл бұрын
How do we tell him?
@StormMast3r Жыл бұрын
@@StormMast3r simple answer. We dont
@pebbles6155 Жыл бұрын
@@StormMast3r it was a joke bro
@goodboix Жыл бұрын
@@pebbles6155 yes we do'nt .
@yasirrakhurrafat1142 Жыл бұрын
I actually like how some people say to not support vapes, even in meme videos.
@IntrepidSwordMC Жыл бұрын
My classmates rlly be taking tips from u 😻🫶🥺🤭🤧😼
@lqvenderrr8 ай бұрын
Omg thank you!!! Now can you do a tutorial on how to get blood stains out from your cloths
@Dog18828 Жыл бұрын
@ur_momz_lice Bro 💀
@infinite_0015 Жыл бұрын
@ur_momz_lice thanks this really helped
@dontremindmeofmyoldcomments Жыл бұрын
Bro what
@MrAntsir3 Жыл бұрын
@ur_momz_lice ayo bro... How do you know this?
@maxcompasityreached2488 Жыл бұрын
@ur_momz_lice hell nah 😭
@plg-bb3zo Жыл бұрын
"Tips on how to be the teachers pet' 💀
@TheHumanReaperI Жыл бұрын
- saying no to vape is not teachers pet
@replayedshorts9560 Жыл бұрын
bruh the speaker and running in the hall bro what????
@kerzythefrog3643 Жыл бұрын
@@replayedshorts9560 yes it is. Mind your business
@Torn_Subject Жыл бұрын
@@Torn_Subjectjust bc u don’t vape 💨 it doesn’t mean you say someone’s bad for it and why don’t you mind ur own business and not tell other ppl to be perfect when u aren’t
@replayedshorts9560 Жыл бұрын
@@replayedshorts9560 that’s exactly what I meant
@Torn_Subject Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this guide!!! This helped me out so much that everyone in the hallway runs into a classroom immediately when they see me so that I have some space! How nice 🙂 when I asked the teacher for homework, these 2 athletic guys asked me to meet them outside after school to "settle this once and for all." I have no idea what that means, but should I go??? 😕
@N_U_T_S7 ай бұрын
The actual good one was the gym class one, that's a keeper and the vape one
@TheTributer42409 Жыл бұрын
After I reminded the teacher about the homework, my classmates were so happy that each one jumped me after class. Can’t wait to do it next year…
@jaydenuribe44266 ай бұрын
Broo thank u so much all of my friends throw their lunch at me I think it's becuz they are happy that I remind the teacher for extra homework
@harismaik2925 Жыл бұрын
Why did u do it
@therobloxpro885 Жыл бұрын
@@therobloxpro885 becuz now I get free lunch
@harismaik2925 Жыл бұрын
Student of the year right here👍👍
@mslightsite Жыл бұрын
you have friends after that?
@corruptionbrp6209 Жыл бұрын
@@harismaik2925 i already get free lunch
@therobloxpro885 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I used to ask the teacher for homework since my first year of school now everyone loves me and treats me with respect. Thank you so much for the tip though I'll probably try the first one because music makes our mood a lot better
@Subham1418 Жыл бұрын
☆〉﷽𒐫﷽
@ctoooc Жыл бұрын
I recommend pump up kicks
@krypticminds7739 Жыл бұрын
@@krypticminds7739 😳😳😳
@thecouch4702 Жыл бұрын
props to the kids who actually did this 💀💀👏👏
@vynnyvyn9 ай бұрын
hell naw i aint reminding the teacher to pass out the homework 💀
@UnixoDoesntKnow Жыл бұрын
If you don't you won't be cool though
@pamplemoo11 ай бұрын
@@pamplemoo it's ok bro I'm too cool for school🔥🔥💯🥶
@SmileGuide-hz6hd8 ай бұрын
Oml this was so helpful I used to have 0 friends and now I have 0 friends this was very helpful!
@Vincent-The-Chonker Жыл бұрын
Not even the teachers like u
@noxplanationgaming Жыл бұрын
These are some insane tips💪🏼😤 Im sure the school will be mine
@liomirkin8519 Жыл бұрын
Thx for the advice freshman year will be great 👍😃
@pandala95562 ай бұрын
Nah this how to get jumped everyday after school lessons💀💀
@CHRIS_HARM.0 Жыл бұрын
No:5 really helped I now get water on my head every time I say I'm thirsty FREE WATER
It warms my heart that somewhere, some kid takes these for fact and actually does them and wonders why he has no friends
Why is this true why am I getting so much hate?!
he has no friends because no one can get to his level 💪🏻😤
@@mrjuicejunior fax🥱🥱
This made me lol
@@mrjuicejunior LOL
I did the last one and everyone gathered around me. They gave me a bunch of fist bumps to the head. Thanks!
Lol
Yeah same here except I’m in a bed
You got beat up.
@@DragonboyVG 😂
Removed "fist bumps to the".
Remember to ask out every single girl you can so their boyfriends can give you an applause for confidence
Great tip 👍
me in third grade:
😂
Good idea
👏 equals punch 👊 broken 🍖
Step 99: Forget every step and do the complete opposite Become the quiet kid in the back with a black military standard issue backpack
That’s me
Literally me.
I feel like he’s tryin to get u beat up on the last one
I’m the quiet kid
WOW THESE TIPS HELPED SO MUCH THAT I HAVE MY OWN TABLE AT LUNCH AND SO MUCH OPEN SPACE AND ITS LIKE A THRONE. THANK YOU!!
ME TO I GET FREND
@@Aaron-xg8mh **friend** I’m sorry but I have to correct you
@@Darnedkev don’t worry correcting people will make you a cool kid always do it 👍🏼
@@Darnedkev wow ur so cool thanks for correcting him
@@ahmednur8263 I wouldn’t be myself if I didn’t.
“hey buddy, stop that! they will. i promise.” had me dying
Probably since they’ll beat you up
@@AvocadoManager no body is going to beat you up for vaping, what are you talking about?
Thats andrew tate
They’ll stop if they know who Andrew Tate is.
@@Anthony.Richardson239 no they won't, he doesn't matter enough he smokes cigars and drinks which is worse.
Another tip is to be that one kid who always bumps into anyone they can as hard as they can. This is one of the funniest, and just about the coolest thing you could do.
Instructions unclear, everyone hates me now and all my friends left me
Bro u dont know, they patched it in the new update tht came 1 month ago
@@veryfunnyguy7425 😂
Well apparently you're just the hated kid 😅
L
Too bad
Michael: "Say no to vape" someone: *"BREATHE AIR"*
*elevates*
I already do this lmfaoo fuck vaping
Andrew tate
@@Th3RealPeterGriffin starts smoking a cigar
I swear at this point I'm going to start forcing my way in... Wait-
BRO these tips are actually so useful now the buff guys wanna hang with me after school in an alleyway lets goooooo 😁
Was it fun😂
@@zurveax it went great we hung the kid called with me and he died to death lmao
@@zurveax maybe fun for them but not for this guy
Ayo bro I'm so happy for you
Dang bro, you either gonna get beat up, or make 'new kinds of friends'
The vape one is actually pretty good advice tho. And actually trying in gym class isn’t too bad either. But NEVER remind the teacher about homework. Or else im sending you to the backrooms.
That last tip was so helpful, they gave me a free coffin and funeral, how considerate of them
Number 4 is actually good advice I ain't getting no popcorn lung at 18 🤢
indeed, i usually offer them cigarettes instead
@@khalifsuryameru8723 true class
@@khalifsuryameru8723 Classic Tate W
You do know that popcorn lung isn't real with vaping right? Popcorn lung is only from working in a popcorn factory when you inhale a chemical do some research.
@@MozartOfficial ☠️☠️☠️
I remember a kid that did all these steps he was so cool that everyone liked him so much he was sent to another school in the first 3 weeks cause his coolness was too much
Lol
Wow He Is Soo "Cool"
I know a kid who did this and he was so cool he got to meet God in heaven
Dang...he's too cool, even the school can't even handle the coolness of him
It's his life's mission to spread coolness to every people he meets
Number 4 is automatically the most important attribute for life in a aquatic environment
That one kid acc taking notes rn oh myy💀💀💀
Alternate title: “how to get beat up at school on the first day”
Y e s
Yeah except for the music part people love that
@@jayzm7749 last year near the end of the school year in May somebody took one of the gym teachers speakers he uses to play music outside and played music at full volume in the main hallway last period. So I disagree, blasting music is not a good thing
That's The fucking joke bro
@@AHess007 We totally Didn’t Know that 🙄
Bro now everyone gave me a *WHOLE* table to my self thank you so much😁😁😁
stolen comment but edited slightly smart but not effective.
@@pangitko9115 ? This ain’t stolen bro
@@RatOverlordIt is. Its not a big deal tho.
@@_AsTheWorldTurns but when I was watching I came up w this, who cares tho
@@RatOverlord Its copied but ngl, idc.
Bro this was awesome people are always wanting to hang out after school so they can high give me on my head and fist bump my eye. You changed my life.
He really gave us advice for how to die quicker
Guys imma try these tips I’ll tell you guys how it went ☺️ Edit: I was shoved into a locker ANOTHER EDIT: Thanks for the likes. I have not been given this much attention since I was all over TikTok from the locker incident…😳
Damn dude, did they have to dislocate your joints to get you in one?
Why are you living in 1990
L
Underrated comment
@@SiafaTms ?
Alternative title: “How to get *murdered* at school.”
That moment when you censor murdered 🗿
Fax
@@vuukcuberyt bro kins Pico 💀
@@iluvcheezburger wut does that mean
@@vuukcuberyt Nvm,not many people know him
Bros showing people how to get beat the fuck up 💀
Thanks for those tips! 👌 😀 Now I’m the coolest kid in school! 😎
Man I knew a guy who did all of these steps! He was just so cool that his girlfriend got a new boyfriend!
💀💀
He was just too cooooooool i bet she said you deserve someone better
@@monkebusiness3740 💀
He was too cool for her 😎
He was too cool 🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏💀💀💀
Jokes aside the “say no part” was actually kinda helpful, until he said “they will definitely stop”
and whrere he said about the homework💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
He trying to kill you with that last one 😂
Can’t wait to try these in September
The funny thing is the fact that people will low key do this in a heartbeat and think that getting jumped is like getting recognized by his peers
Nah they wont
Some people are far far to stupid to know if this is a bad idea
Omg tysm i did all of these and now people respect me so much that they stay away from me and talk about me all the time
that one kid that takes it seriously 😂
It's so nice to see the older generation teaching the younger ones how to be cool. It really touches my heart❤
The school kicked me out :''((((
@@arundhatidasgupta2096 Yaaaay I am happy for you :D
@@L_the_II aaaaa
It warms my heart
Giga Chad, I'm a big fan.
Thanks! I reminded my teacher to pass out the homework and now all my classmates want to meet me after school to repay me!
Um don’t go I know this is a joke
Don’t go trust me man
I'm sure they are gonna throw a surprise for u, the faster u get there the sooner the fun 😊
@@shiyiwu4879 noooo dont troll him
How do we tell him?
Thanks bro, now literally everyone laughs at my jokes. And even when I'm not even joking, I'm just THAT funny now. Thanks dude ✨
Ummm.. I'm pretty sure they're not laughing at your jokes. I'm pretty sure they're laughing at you.
These tips are fire 🔥
Ay Bro I already do this every one loves me so much and are so intimidated by me, that no one talks to me. Its awesome and gives me a great feeling.
Do some push ups pencil neck Andrew Tate inverted chin like leafyishere looking guy
@Barnacles yes you can that's what's great about it pretty much all of these work in all schools I know a kid who does most of these and everyone loves him even the teachers
@Barnacles go to yt kids
@Barnacles just sing a song very loudly
Sing cocomelon
Thx! This really helped me make a lot of friends! These jacked dudes want me to meet them behind the bleachers tomorrow! I’m so excited!!!!!
Noooo! Don't go there. What happened? Please update
UPDATE: THEY DID NOT WANT ME TO BE THIER FRIEND but they told me to meet some other kids in a alley way tomorrow and I supper excited!!!!
@@strangerfan1615 😶😬 I hope you don't go there dude.
@@oceanblue5595 you know it's a joke right?
@@knghtmyou know it’s a joke right?
Instructions unclear. There is now 5 hitmen approaching my house at rapid numbers.
Bro thank you man I made so much friends that I ended up in a hospital. The last 1 was the best 1 because I feel like my friends really liked me
Thank you for the advice. Now everyone loves me so much that they forget my name and run away from me. They are so shy 🤭
Im so sorry bro✋😔
The zerg swarm from StarCraft 2 *can fix that =)*
*they also can be so nice and give you a FULL RESET :D*
Lol 😂
u gunna get jumped😭
Bros tryna get me killed 💀💀
Bro the person that actually did this is probably no longer with us
These tips are great A group asked to meet me after school almost definitely to sign autographs
these were the last words of DarkSunday
@@nottelling8695 bruh XD
yeah they did something like that to me too, and something else about "death note" or something i dobt know
Yeah keep telling yourself that
@@Stickntwist it was a joke.
Omg thank you I have so many friends and i think they made a secret handshake with me where they kick me onto the floor and shove me in a locker 😄
oooh, they are keepers
4-lifers
Ooh let me try!
My friends did that for the last 6 years! Besties 🤪✨
ooo cool handshake
The last advice is basically you starting your first ever battle royale, the twist is that your in solo mode
That one kid: WRITE THAT DOWN!
I remember telling someone to stop vaping and asking the teacher to pass out homework, I got so many handshakes that day and so many bitches wanted my number
Samee
...and 999 other narcotist fantasies you can brainwash yourself into believing
Ok but seriously, vaping is trash
W
I don’t do gym
I am shocked at this lovely man for helping young and upcoming kids on tips to do in high school, this guy definitely is one of the greatest 💯👍🤩🙌😤
trying your best in gym class is actually cool. makes the class fun and you're not wasting your time.
Yes, All he said is true! Especially the last one, when i did it, I became so popular!
Im already the coolest kid in school if this is true. 😎
Thank you! I did tip number 4 and all the kids stopped vaping and started giving me fist bumps everywhere! I think that’s just there way of showing gratitude
💀
💀 did u also try no5
All the kids gave me fist bumps on my face 🥹
Poor kid
Bro this worked so well my friends left me for new ones because they knew they weren’t worthy for me tysm! 😊
Yessir I follow this guideline every year😂
I am gonna be so cool this year!! I can’t believe I am finally gonna have friends!!
Oh no
Oh god no no no no no no no no no no
… anyone gonna tell them? Also are you dead serious about what you said?
💀
Someone tell him please
Thank you so much That last tip works so well each time i do it everyone starts cheering and screaming my name!!!❤️
Ikr
Stop lying
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 what lie?
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 hes Joking
@@owenhegerfeldt5528 joke-----------------------joke you
This is so delicious, flavorful, inspirational..I can feel the tips coming inside of me 😢❤🤧
I told the teacher they forgot to pass out the homework. Everybody began gently tossing things to me for free, they all appreciated my gesture and rewarded me with backpacks, desks and even HUMAN BEINGS.
I did all of them and they made me a secret high five, where they do it in my face. Thanks 😊
😂
Damn
Omg this was so useful l, I made so many friends, they never talk tho, just stare
They hate you lol
@@cyon6617 😐
@@QuizVault911 it’s true
@@cyon6617 it's obvious bro u don't gotta say it
lucas listen they r lying
Thank you so much I really needed this advice I can’t wait to try this!
bro tryna start someone's villan arc
Wow thank you bro! First week of school and I'm already getting punches in the back (I thought it was pats on the back), and people are giving me nicknames, they sound weird but I know they all love me, thanks bro!
You just made my day bro😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
XD i diddnt think it would ever happen
@@urielcaballero9389 1 sec ago
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That gym one got me like: I'm gonna go do gym in the backrooms
this has nothing to do with the backrooms, stop consuming terrible internet mythology and try picking up a book for stories
@@jkeebla dude, are u ok
@@jkeebla it is a joke
When I saw the picture I was utterly confused
@@jkeebla 🤓🤡
Michael storen is the guy to tell a grandma that LOL means lots of love and to tell her when people die to say LOL to make people feel better.
I did all of these and nobody talks to me anymore!!!! Thank you so much I also have a table to myself!!
Teacher's pet watching be like: See guys I'm cool🤓
XD
Omg thank you so much I reminded my teacher about the homework and everyone loved me they even started to throw appreciation notes at me tho I didn’t read them
Don’t
@@jakebrake1763 I always will 😈
Damn…. Hahahahaha 😂
Sameeee the everyone loves me now 😎😎😎
😬
These are just tips to make your classmates put you on the deathlist.
Can we appreciate that number 4 was valid advice
Alternate title: “how to get bullied 😂”
Ikr
I did all the steps and my female classmates talk about me behind my back, I think they have a crush on me 🤯🤯🤯????
yes, every girl starts talking and laughing when im around, they definitely have a xrush on me
My dumb ass think he was being honest until the last one😂😂😂
Thank you Michael, I did all of these steps and I got beat up at school and the dudes who jumped me told me that it's a sign of respect and now I get beat up every day.👍
Yo I told the teacher about homework like you said-and now I have the attention of everyone in my class-thanks man😊
@SunnySmile1300 chip
@SunnySmile1300 he was being sarcastic💀💀
@@RedDRoger-nu8ld so was the person you replied to 💀
@@johnlennon2333 so was the person you replied to 💀
@@maiageia1240 so was the person you replied to 💀
Everyone when I'm sitting in class after gym: "You stink"
Like, yea no shit💀💀
@@dritonhaxhaj6450 he might stink but you got some stinky attitude
Just spray some axe
Literally
Fr 💀💀💀
Instructions unclear, I've started a war against my peers
Thank You Michael! They stopped bullying me now but instead they beat me directly!
Lol imagine someone actually doing this edit: I did it and now lots of people yell at me, I think they're my fans. Thanks Michael!
Damn I wish I knew these sooner 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
Can u update us on how it went?
@@unethicalslime5820 It went great I am now the most popular kid in school 🔥💪🥶💯
@@Phanntom_ great!
I agree with the last one ngl
I remember i saw a video with one cool guy in school, and when he reminded teacher to give the homework, the classmates gave him their desks because of how splendid that was.
Thank you so much! I did all of these and now everyone wants to be my friend! When I'm in the halls I hear people talking about "hanging me". I think they mean hang out, im so excited!!! 🥰🤩😎😎😎
Hey buddy...... I recomend to watch out for anyone
Same with me. People even made dolls of me 😊
@@justsomerandomguy1178 now your screwed
@@Gica1975 noo they love me
@@justsomerandomguy1178 trust me no
Cant wait to try these tips! Thank you so much. What a nice and polite person! What would we do without you
Actually, our school is boarding so reminding a homework is a common thing
How do we tell him?
@@StormMast3r simple answer. We dont
@@StormMast3r it was a joke bro
@@pebbles6155 yes we do'nt .
I actually like how some people say to not support vapes, even in meme videos.
My classmates rlly be taking tips from u 😻🫶🥺🤭🤧😼
Omg thank you!!! Now can you do a tutorial on how to get blood stains out from your cloths
@ur_momz_lice Bro 💀
@ur_momz_lice thanks this really helped
Bro what
@ur_momz_lice ayo bro... How do you know this?
@ur_momz_lice hell nah 😭
"Tips on how to be the teachers pet' 💀
- saying no to vape is not teachers pet
bruh the speaker and running in the hall bro what????
@@replayedshorts9560 yes it is. Mind your business
@@Torn_Subjectjust bc u don’t vape 💨 it doesn’t mean you say someone’s bad for it and why don’t you mind ur own business and not tell other ppl to be perfect when u aren’t
@@replayedshorts9560 that’s exactly what I meant
Thank you so much for this guide!!! This helped me out so much that everyone in the hallway runs into a classroom immediately when they see me so that I have some space! How nice 🙂 when I asked the teacher for homework, these 2 athletic guys asked me to meet them outside after school to "settle this once and for all." I have no idea what that means, but should I go??? 😕
The actual good one was the gym class one, that's a keeper and the vape one
After I reminded the teacher about the homework, my classmates were so happy that each one jumped me after class. Can’t wait to do it next year…
Broo thank u so much all of my friends throw their lunch at me I think it's becuz they are happy that I remind the teacher for extra homework
Why did u do it
@@therobloxpro885 becuz now I get free lunch
Student of the year right here👍👍
you have friends after that?
@@harismaik2925 i already get free lunch
Yeah I used to ask the teacher for homework since my first year of school now everyone loves me and treats me with respect. Thank you so much for the tip though I'll probably try the first one because music makes our mood a lot better
☆〉﷽𒐫﷽
I recommend pump up kicks
@@krypticminds7739 😳😳😳
props to the kids who actually did this 💀💀👏👏
hell naw i aint reminding the teacher to pass out the homework 💀
If you don't you won't be cool though
@@pamplemoo it's ok bro I'm too cool for school🔥🔥💯🥶
Oml this was so helpful I used to have 0 friends and now I have 0 friends this was very helpful!
Not even the teachers like u
These are some insane tips💪🏼😤 Im sure the school will be mine
Thx for the advice freshman year will be great 👍😃
Nah this how to get jumped everyday after school lessons💀💀
No:5 really helped I now get water on my head every time I say I'm thirsty FREE WATER