破产版神笔马良

2023 ж. 16 Сәу.
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  • Translation: Title: Magical Brush Maliang (See reply for context) broke version Brother Cheng: Aiya, tf, bro are you ok? Wake up, bro are you alright? He's so thin.. here, eat this. Woah, that's sick. Ah Yin: Woah, where did you get this full table from. Brother Cheng: Check out this pen, whatever you draw, you get. Ah Yin: Keep lying Brother Cheng: Try it yourself Ah Yin: Che... Woah, sick, we struck gold. Brother Cheng: I'm missing alcohol, get me some. Ah Yin: I drew the Aladdin oil lamp, dunno if I'll get three wishes from it. Brother Cheng: You shitty foreigner pleaser, think carefully about what you're missing. Missing what, draw what. Ah Yin: Then today, I'll make a decision that shames my ancestors. Brother Cheng: Look at what you've drawn...if you can't draw then don't. Draw something simpler. Ah Yin: Oh. Look at this dragon fountain sword, I've always wanted one as a kid. Look at how straight it is.

    @SupbarXD@SupbarXD Жыл бұрын
    • Summary of the story of Maliang Maliang's magical brush is a chinese kids story, about some orphaned dude called Maliang who chops wood and cut grass for a living. He also likes drawing, but has no paint brushes for doing so. One day he passes by a school, and saw the governor of his county there. He asked the governor, who was writing for a pen so he could draw. The governor laughed at him, and called him a broke peasant kid. That night he had a dream and got a magic brush in that dream where whatever he drew could come to life. Governor heard about this, locked him up to try get the brush off him. But he escaped and eventually ended up in the capital and royal court, where the emperor took his brush to try paint gold bars and mountains of money. He was mid at drawing though so he had to ask Maliang to draw him a money tree, who drew him an island with a money tree on it, then a boat for the emperor to go to the Island. The emperor got on with all his family and court officials. Once they got on, Maliang drew waves, storms etc and the ship sunked, everyone drowned. Then Maliang left and wandered the world, drawing for poor people. Nice story huh.

      @SupbarXD@SupbarXD Жыл бұрын
  • Can't believe that rat still alive after the last explosion.

    @eaglesong5171@eaglesong5171 Жыл бұрын
  • Even though I don't speak Chinese this is still hilarious. Great sense of comedic timing.

    @isaiahdaniels5643@isaiahdaniels5643 Жыл бұрын
  • bro really tried to spawn in a girlfriend

    @rhynion@rhynion Жыл бұрын
  • Esto es arte

    @tololelo@tololelo Жыл бұрын
    • cinema

      @qnybucks@qnybucks Жыл бұрын
  • In this rendition of china lore, muscle uyghur has been given the power of his creator by chinese ratatouille. the moral dillemma presented turns against the code of only gods being capable of creation, and that his skinny chinese roommate should not be taking the new found power for granted by drawing stick women.

    @Walter-td7wi@Walter-td7wi Жыл бұрын
    • Thats basically it yeah

      @kingofworms831@kingofworms831 Жыл бұрын
  • China Chad slapped his roommate and proclaimed his disdain for superstitions such as rubbing a gold lamp for three wishes. Strong stuff 👍🏻

    @Nepgearaf@Nepgearaf Жыл бұрын
  • OH MY GOSH IT'S CHINA LORE RATATOUILLE

    @haxel360@haxel360 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah this is like Disney Pixar

      @fhaizalmuhd884@fhaizalmuhd884 Жыл бұрын
    • Did you know that Pixar stole ratatouille from china lore

      @haxel360@haxel360 Жыл бұрын
  • The Rat Give Cheng A Magic Pen And It Can Come To Live Whatever What They Draw

    @mikejefferson779@mikejefferson779 Жыл бұрын
  • Me encanta jajajja ❤ son grandiocios con sus historias seriamente absurdas, saludos desde chile y que tengan una gran semana

    @patriciopatricio5947@patriciopatricio5947 Жыл бұрын
  • Nah my boy Remi starvin

    @optimusprimevlogs@optimusprimevlogs Жыл бұрын
  • You drawing money, you get money

    @raikynovianto4492@raikynovianto44923 ай бұрын
  • CHINA LOREEERE💯💯💯💯

    @miniongamers1240@miniongamers1240 Жыл бұрын
  • ура ещё один лор китая

    @badretdyn@badretdyn Жыл бұрын
  • 😊😊

    @YTImGcHanEL@YTImGcHanEL10 ай бұрын
  • Guess I’ll start feeding starved rats a chip so I’ll get that special power

    @anzloester@anzloester10 ай бұрын
  • 😂❤

    @ekiz4311@ekiz4311 Жыл бұрын
  • New lore

    @doh3812@doh3812 Жыл бұрын
  • لا افهم اللغه الصينيه ولكن البرنامج كوميدي بطريقه رائعه .يضحكني كثيرا 😂 من مصر لك التحيه

    @magdysony6338@magdysony633810 ай бұрын
  • 哈哈哈

    @user-abcde555@user-abcde555 Жыл бұрын
  • PUBG 🤣

    @alzheimers1148@alzheimers1148 Жыл бұрын
  • 😮😮😮❤❤❤

    @kararahmedjabber933@kararahmedjabber933 Жыл бұрын
    • ❤❤❤❤

      @kararahmedjabber933@kararahmedjabber933 Жыл бұрын
  • Performing witchcraft instead of eating your daily state approved rations? -15,000 social credit

    @Shwarmageddon@Shwarmageddon Жыл бұрын
  • Hello sir kuch poochna hai aapse

    @SuperAdventureTv@SuperAdventureTv Жыл бұрын
  • Lol google ha ha 😂

    @HungNeoMaoNews92@HungNeoMaoNews92 Жыл бұрын
  • FUN VEDIO

    @ValveStickman@ValveStickman Жыл бұрын
  • woah

    @qnybucks@qnybucks Жыл бұрын
  • Your fn frm India meghalaya

    @balankidhar8983@balankidhar8983 Жыл бұрын
  • Hola Como tu estas Y tu familia Como estas Y

    @francoisdieusika6200@francoisdieusika6200 Жыл бұрын
  • 初コメ

    @user-sr4mr3gu6x@user-sr4mr3gu6x Жыл бұрын
  • The way I see this channel is based in Taiwan not china i hope china would not invade Taiwan so the author makes chinalore everyday this channel is awesome please china don't invade Taiwan 😢😢😢😢

    @erfan6322@erfan6322 Жыл бұрын
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