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Nigel Has A Girlfriend? | HAIYAA #47

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
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It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous.
0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon.
11:00 - Working with sensitive actors, will LA turn Nigel woke and why old men can get away with hitting on younger women.
17:00 - Producer Matt has sold his flat and is trying to rope his friends into helping him move, this is something Nigel is vehemently opposed. Why Producer Matt is proud of preparing to drive a “Luton” van.
26:00 - Nigel reveals that his Mom and Dad both had eleven siblings (11!?!) and goes on to speak lovingly and not at all inappropriately about his Grandparents sex lives.
32:00 - Nigel is enjoying dipping his toes into the acting scene and confesses the he actually received an applause break after one of his scenes!
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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  • I just realised that Uncle Roger is the real person and Nigel Ng is the invented, outrageous comedy character.

    @audioupgrades@audioupgrades Жыл бұрын

    • 🤡

      @SyN_B@SyN_B Жыл бұрын

    • That’s correct 👍

      @TheJlee28@TheJlee28 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmao!

      @watrgrl2@watrgrl29 ай бұрын

  • Is it Auntie Esther!? WE WANT ANSWERS!

    @anahiimeza@anahiimeza Жыл бұрын

    • I don't think so. That was a skit.

      @SyN_B@SyN_B Жыл бұрын

    • @@SyN_B Nothing has been confirmed nor denied, so I consider his answer “still pending” 🥸

      @anahiimeza@anahiimeza Жыл бұрын

    • I think its Valentina the camera woman.... she's cute

      @queent2815@queent2815 Жыл бұрын

    • It isn't Valentina cuz he said that it isn't white.. It raised on Esther!

      @RicardoAldana1988@RicardoAldana1988 Жыл бұрын

    • Also, Valentina settles with salt to save a meal. If that doesn’t scream “RED FLAG”, you need to check on yourself. (PS: I’m being sarcastic so no one get offended please)

      @anahiimeza@anahiimeza Жыл бұрын

  • I was literally smiling through the entire time Nigel was talking about his girlfriend ❤❤❤ super cute and sweet!! Notice how he said "my woman" and not "girl" as compared to those casual dates he was seeing! Really wish the best for both of you ❤ honestly would be so nice to have a life update podcast once in a while!!

    @estherng8911@estherng8911 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel is starting to sound like Uncle Roger lmao

    @nonalolagirl@nonalolagirl Жыл бұрын

  • Yay, so glad to finally have another podcast episode. I missed them in the last few weeks. Been a loyal viewer/listener since episode 1. Sad to see it go, but hope you‘ll start a new podcast some time in the USA!

    @Eddyspeeder@Eddyspeeder Жыл бұрын

  • Yeah!! You found your life partner. God bless your relationship. Congratulations Nigel

    @tanyachen748@tanyachen748 Жыл бұрын

  • It would be real funny if Uncle Roger were to be on KZhead reacting to his own special.

    @PhantomObserver@PhantomObserver Жыл бұрын

  • Who here is hoping it's Auntie Esther lol

    @carebear91@carebear91 Жыл бұрын

    • His description of who it is definitely sounds like Esther too

      @carebear91@carebear91 Жыл бұрын

    • 😊😊🎉🎉❤❤ Hello, Thanks for watching and congratulations. Text me up on Telegram 👆to acknowledge your prize

      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @anikasumi697@anikasumi69711 ай бұрын

    • A lot people are saying it's not Esther.

      @LittleImpaler@LittleImpaler11 ай бұрын

    • Auntie Esther is actually married.

      @rnyy94@rnyy9411 ай бұрын

  • Please keep doing some sort of podcasting in LA, still gonna miss the hilarious chemistry between Nigel and Matt

    @Junkdog_GearlessJoe_Nomad@Junkdog_GearlessJoe_Nomad Жыл бұрын

  • Hello to Producer Matt! 1:25 Very genius editing style. P.S. Congratulations to the happy couple on the 5th Anniversary!

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

  • Uncle Nigel has a girlfriend??? I literally just died inside 😭💔

    @xFF7xGIRLx@xFF7xGIRLx Жыл бұрын

    • Nigel is not an uncle roger is😭😭

      @sugastrophiesbitches4380@sugastrophiesbitches4380 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@sugastrophiesbitches4380 they're both my uncle 😭

      @xFF7xGIRLx@xFF7xGIRLx Жыл бұрын

    • @@xFF7xGIRLx no uncle roger calls him Nephew Nigel

      @T0x1c-AM-AE@T0x1c-AM-AE Жыл бұрын

    • @@T0x1c-AM-AE i know lol i mistyped 😂

      @xFF7xGIRLx@xFF7xGIRLx Жыл бұрын

    • EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

      @novicetexan9476@novicetexan9476 Жыл бұрын

  • Congratulations to Nigel on getting an applause after performing a scene! We’d love to see more of you on screen.

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel, I wanted to thank you for making me laugh, I am going through radio and chemo, here in Kenya....you have truly helped with my depression

    @vienogola1421@vienogola1421 Жыл бұрын

  • I really love the long titles of the chapters. It always cracks me up 😂

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, It's a distinctive and clever touch 😂👍

      @1ListerofSmeg@1ListerofSmeg Жыл бұрын

  • If Nigel was woke, we wouldn’t have fun stories about Indonesian Arms Dealers.

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

  • Every sorry said…I just hear ‘sorry, children.’ 😂

    @marym1036@marym1036 Жыл бұрын

  • The show was so good!!! Nigel is so good at working the crowd🤣

    @jessbridges564@jessbridges564 Жыл бұрын

  • Congrats Roger 👏, love the "template" comment very relatable term

    @juniorphillips8904@juniorphillips8904 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel, you will be moving to LA- my neck of the woods! I knew you wld end up here sooner or later.Hope you do some appearances around town!!!!

    @deborahgodley6980@deborahgodley6980 Жыл бұрын

  • I've never cried of laugh through out the whole podcast of 40 mins

    @oldjazz8554@oldjazz8554 Жыл бұрын

  • sad to discover the podcast now that is about to finish. good podcast!

    @dy97@dy97 Жыл бұрын

    • 😊😊🎉🎉❤❤ Hello, Thanks for watching and congratulations. Text me up on Telegram 👆to acknowledge your prize

      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Matt dying at Nigels jokes lmao

    @no1u521@no1u521 Жыл бұрын

  • Well done Nigel! Good luck with adjusting to the monogamous life!

    @ariadneschild8460@ariadneschild8460 Жыл бұрын

  • But… what about auntie Esther?

    @onepiecenumber1fan@onepiecenumber1fan Жыл бұрын

  • Damn, you were in Boston!!!!!!!! That's 2 hours from me or less. HIYAA!!!!!! Now I cry! I'll be there next time!

    @anniebell1977@anniebell1977 Жыл бұрын

  • Good for you. Hope you stay happy 😊

    @aspoonfulofsuga9912@aspoonfulofsuga9912 Жыл бұрын

  • I can’t get you uncle Rodger accent out of my head now 😂😂

    @AlanzoDirect@AlanzoDirect Жыл бұрын

  • I suppose Matt was so overcome with the news that Nigel is seeing someone thathe completely for got to wish Nigel a Happy Birthday. Well, from my little corner of Minnesota (even though I know you dislike Minnesota) Happy Birthday Nigel!

    @frostbitefalls8101@frostbitefalls8101 Жыл бұрын

    • 😊😊🎉🎉❤❤ Hello, Thanks for watching and congratulations. Text me up on Telegram 👆to acknowledge your prize.

      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Oh, I miss these inappropriate jokes in the podcast. Congratulations to all the new life steps. BTW, Happy birthday to Nigel.😉

    @dona2325@dona2325 Жыл бұрын

  • Lmao the 2 cuts Matt threw in out of spite lmao

    @bori13cua@bori13cua Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Poor Matt!! Hahah he gets so uncomfortable with some of the Nigel's jokes. Hahaha, he is such a sweetheart! Congrats on finding love, Nigel!! I hope uncle Roger doesn't get mad! Hahahhahaha

    @danielacorredeira1217@danielacorredeira1217 Жыл бұрын

  • Congratulations Nigel!

    @francesvitug7646@francesvitug7646 Жыл бұрын

  • Looking forward to the video and relive the fun!

    @Epaulshi@Epaulshi Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Woohoo 🙌🎉 Blessings to you both ❤

    @earthenalyson@earthenalyson11 ай бұрын

  • Nigel your Boston stand up show was so fucking funny it literally broke the decibel meter on my Apple watch! It's true, it showed up in the notification and warned me LOL

    @Zer0BurnX@Zer0BurnX Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Hi Nigel! There already is an Asian Daniel Day Lewis! It's Daniel Dae Kim. He IS Johnny Gat, after all....🤣🤣🤣

    @Billkwando@Billkwando Жыл бұрын

  • Ain't never clicked faster after seeing the title

    @izumiyochan1333@izumiyochan1333 Жыл бұрын

  • With the way Producer Matt thought Chimney Sweeps work, I thought for a moment: “Nephew Nigel STEP IN TIME.”

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Don't ask a question that you don't want an answer to...? Very good advise.

    @danmelb6433@danmelb6433 Жыл бұрын

  • Thank God for Nigel, never stop being your hilarious self haha, how is LA and everything?

    @Fettman89@Fettman8910 ай бұрын

  • Defecting to the West Coast?! Next thing you know you will be drinking wine spritzers and saying I don't eat pork anymore!

    @upthedown1@upthedown111 ай бұрын

  • I was binge watching your videos just to get to know that you are dating someone. Haiyaaaa By the way congratulations ❤

    @miriba3581@miriba3581 Жыл бұрын

  • I am going to miss how Matt felt uncomfortable 🤣

    @Tooniez_H@Tooniez_H Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

    • Nigel can make Uncle Guga uncomfortable in USA. Equally if not, more uncomfortable. 😏

      @cilaneloke9860@cilaneloke9860 Жыл бұрын

  • I 💕 your podcast uncle Roger AKA Nigel Ng

    @michaelwong9777@michaelwong9777 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel no longer available = no longer interesting. Just kidding!! Good luck to you both! ❤

    @ljc3484@ljc3484 Жыл бұрын

    • Aunty Esther 😂

      @chewyc9580@chewyc9580 Жыл бұрын

    • @@chewyc9580 😂😂

      @ljc3484@ljc3484 Жыл бұрын

  • Gonna miss you guys interacting. Good luck to you both.

    @DerekZahn@DerekZahn Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel: Don't cut Matt: Cuts

    @rachitajitsaria1254@rachitajitsaria1254 Жыл бұрын

  • make a list under her contact on your phone of places you've taken her to, plan to, and important past dates like anniversaries

    @hamsta11@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

    • If every guy did that, it would've saved their ass so many times 😂

      @HeidiTieu@HeidiTieu Жыл бұрын

    • @@HeidiTieu I showed my wife the list under her contact after she bugged me about not remembering certain important dates and now she never asks me

      @hamsta11@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

    • Further tip since I just started doing this.. I never remember my wife’s friends full couple names.. like both the husband and wife’s names. Maybe just one person but not both. So I started adding both names under her contact notes.. like “Joe and Mary”. Never mind that sometimes she doesn’t remember the husband’s names or any of my friends’ names either. Anyway saves the “you met/hung out with them once before how do you not remember their names” thing

      @hamsta11@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

  • Asian Families with an unusually large number of family members was fashionable back in the day.

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

  • Daniel Day Ng in Last of the Malaysians. Coming to theatres this summer!

    @krislong9338@krislong93384 ай бұрын

  • I am so sad there will be no more podcast

    @CaseyLowell-nt1uj@CaseyLowell-nt1uj Жыл бұрын

  • Wow Nigel, you’re just offending the whole female race on this podcast. Your new girlfriend must be one tough woman and have really thick skin to survive your past and your raunchy sense of humor. I hope it works out for you both. It’s definitely not fun to be alone in life.

    @watrgrl2@watrgrl211 ай бұрын

  • 5s in. Fingers crossed for auntie Esther lol

    @00tad@00tad Жыл бұрын

  • Luton van has an extra storage space above the cabin, if not it's called a standard box van, here you learnt something new today!

    @olligaminglounge@olligaminglounge Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • 看过很多喜剧演员，罗杰叔叔绝对不是在“绞尽脑汁”的去写段子，他真的是一个天才，真的是一个天才。一个在语言上极其有天赋的人，再加上开阔的眼界，配上黄种人的智力，再加上乐观积极的努力，他必定会被世人喜欢。如果这样的人不成功，还能有谁成功让那么多人喜欢？补一句，特别是罗杰叔叔一点也不帅，靠的完全是个人魅力好吧~哈哈哈哈哈

    @area_36@area_3611 ай бұрын

  • will you come to Australia for your tour?, you are very funny not much can make me laugh but your comedy is quick wit, well done

    @allisonfi5393@allisonfi5393 Жыл бұрын

  • As soon as I saw this I thought NO!!!! I would've said it out loud but it's 2am & ppl are sleeping. I'm happy that he's happy also sad for all intents & purposes. 😕

    @TanyaMendez.@TanyaMendez. Жыл бұрын

  • It better be aunti Helen !

    @Anoncore1@Anoncore1 Жыл бұрын

  • @Nigel Ng. I'm a little confused. Why do *YOU* need a "Women's Vibrator" to stay Monogamous? 🤔

    @ladeelibra925@ladeelibra925 Жыл бұрын

  • 26:25 I can relate but I’m that uncle that’s 20 years younger

    @Ninkavbed@Ninkavbed3 ай бұрын

  • But what about Aunty Ester?! 😢

    @Jason_Moorhees@Jason_Moorhees Жыл бұрын

  • please continue making the offensive jokes i love them

    @toxic_gamer7727@toxic_gamer7727 Жыл бұрын

  • Alternative title: Nigel boasting with random dude for 40 min straight

    @Lea-cu3ys@Lea-cu3ys Жыл бұрын

  • Congrats Nigel. Hope you can tell us more about your new house in LA 😬

    @rosemarielin4927@rosemarielin4927 Жыл бұрын

  • Yes, we kinda knew that Nigel is in a committed relationship.

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

  • Uncle Roger is really the censored Nigel 🤣🤣🤣

    @friedTempura99@friedTempura996 ай бұрын

  • Awesome 😎 show

    @michaelwong9777@michaelwong9777 Жыл бұрын

  • Non strict monogamy, sometimes you use left hand, sometimes right..

    @jessicaryan9887@jessicaryan9887 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel, I been there and done that with the cycling of places as you mentioned because I am creature of habit. That was the past and no more...oy

    @ujona@ujona Жыл бұрын

  • Cant you go to grocery stores and ask them for boxes of products they stalked already? Thats what we do here. Free and convinient and you get a mix of sizes.

    @Enne-@Enne- Жыл бұрын

  • Boxes dont come free with movers uncle, movers already logged them in the quotations.

    @marylee9706@marylee970611 ай бұрын

  • Lol, thought when he was talking about a van for moving he pronounced it looting van. Annunciation my friend l, it's the difference between a van people have for looting runs lol.

    @honeyspringshomestead1411@honeyspringshomestead14118 ай бұрын

  • Have you shopped your special to netflix? Your very funny please dont ever get woke LOL🙂

    @lucindaarchuletta2590@lucindaarchuletta2590 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel is indeed an attractive man !!! Lucky girl ! Congratulations!! ❤❤

    @littlecat2222@littlecat222210 ай бұрын

  • Oh I hope its auntie Esther

    @albertocabrera6614@albertocabrera6614 Жыл бұрын

  • Dude, old men may be 'old' but not 'cold' They got the charm, experience and money,and many have stolen hot women from their pretty-boy boyfriends.A man is a man, no matter what age he is,and if he flirts and gets a reaction, you bet he will be up for action.

    @DDStriker-qf3ne@DDStriker-qf3ne Жыл бұрын

  • 決不！ 你應該等我的。 為什麼這麼不耐煩？🤣

    @chokyuhyuncover3796@chokyuhyuncover3796 Жыл бұрын

  • Haiyaa Yaa you so funny no body writing the script 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

    @mingng8580@mingng85802 ай бұрын

  • Sooooooo true about old guys always hitting on young women 😂

    @upthedown1@upthedown111 ай бұрын

  • What show is it with Comedy Central?

    @WayneZhang-tm7td@WayneZhang-tm7td Жыл бұрын

  • In Germany nobody cares if your fireplace works you have to have your chimney cleaned every year.

    @Bad_Design@Bad_Design Жыл бұрын

  • Waiting for Nigel to discover the Aroace Spectrum to learn how people end their day that doesn’t end in sex lol

    @PokhrajRoy.@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

    • AGREED

      @Feimicha@Feimicha Жыл бұрын

  • We’ve got a new Auntie? May be Auntie Helen again?

    @tipskulhiso6763@tipskulhiso6763 Жыл бұрын

  • it better be auntie Esther 😢

    @person23457@person23457 Жыл бұрын

  • Topic at the minute 26:00 had me laugh so hard 🤣😂

    @d.e.i.g.o_@d.e.i.g.o_ Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

    • 😊😊🎉🎉❤❤ Hello, Thanks for watching and congratulations. Text me up on Telegram 👆to acknowledge your prize.

      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Is there going to be a video of Uncle Roger reviewing Nephew Nigel's egg fried rice?

    @andjelaarsic9217@andjelaarsic9217 Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • If you're in your 30+ hire movers. Most likely your friends are just as old and someone gonna pull a muscle somewhere lol

    @AllyCakes12@AllyCakes12 Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • Entertainment lawyer then. Congrats!

    @SpecialJay@SpecialJay Жыл бұрын

  • Haiyaa!!

    @joywarner1367@joywarner1367 Жыл бұрын

  • For a Malasian, he is not that chauvinistic. For real.

    @eloiseripley@eloiseripleyАй бұрын

  • It better be Auntie Esther?!?!?!

    @cdomin12@cdomin12 Жыл бұрын

    • Auntie Esther lives in New York 😭

      @erinh6005@erinh6005 Жыл бұрын

  • Nigel I'm in Kuala Lumpur right now what food should I go and try and what's your favourite?

    @shaunc-j6819@shaunc-j6819 Жыл бұрын

  • Where did auntie esters love that uncle roger has for her go

    @Potato-bi8eq@Potato-bi8eq Жыл бұрын

  • Lucky sob. Wish I had a relationship like that

    @asimplethievingbat5978@asimplethievingbat5978 Жыл бұрын

  • I find it strange when people become slightly famous they become so privileged.

    @Jo3W3st@Jo3W3st Жыл бұрын

  • Auntie Esther? lol

    @ironivzed1674@ironivzed1674 Жыл бұрын

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      @Text_mrnigelng_official@Text_mrnigelng_official Жыл бұрын

  • You know what they say about 'people who laugh at their own jokes'?

    @ragnisamujh8374@ragnisamujh83749 ай бұрын

  • Matt is not going to look badass in the Luton van. He is never going to look badass. Too adorable.

    @elinstar6034@elinstar6034 Жыл бұрын

  • Because he said when you’re over 3️⃣0️⃣, so I googled how old he is, he’s actually my age😱

    @picky9irl@picky9irl Жыл бұрын

  • Day-Lewis can retire in peace now knowing that Nigel is picking up where he left off

    @hopeallwell7228@hopeallwell7228 Жыл бұрын
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