3:24 "I'm not with her anymore" .... that little expression afterwards is just incredible.
@schpleeb9 жыл бұрын
Hey friend!
@TheEthug9 жыл бұрын
+schpleeb Head like a fucking orange.
@ryandunseph20068 жыл бұрын
It made me burst out laughing.
@OneironauticalOne4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard😂😂😂
@giiiizmo4 жыл бұрын
He looked like a irl version of a Lenny face. Seriously, look at it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Gyrbae4 жыл бұрын
"My night is better than yours, I'm eating your chicken." I fucking nearly died because I couldn't breathe
@causerDAguv9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@phabbiola9 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@MultiMegaTsunami2 жыл бұрын
4:13 ''If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.''
@Milan_Smidt9 жыл бұрын
+Milan Smidt its better to look at them eye to eye
@mudge8088 жыл бұрын
The first rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes. The second rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes.
@Milan_Smidt8 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiilarious!!!!!
@1NavyLT8 жыл бұрын
No the first rule is hit the play button and watch him, we dont need tards repeating them in the comments..
@tiarnan767 жыл бұрын
Milan Smidt I was cracking up haha. It isnt just WHAT he says, but HOW he says it xD
@TyDie856 жыл бұрын
Karl's delivery when he says "I'm not with her anymore." kills me.
@BigLadStudios7 жыл бұрын
The way he tries to "sound gay":)
@Aalborg427 жыл бұрын
The world is not ready for a gay Karl Pilkington.
@FernieCanto7 жыл бұрын
He tried to sound gay, and that was the perfect response to the question and it caught Ricky off guard
@SMA23434 жыл бұрын
Should I be worried that I agree with almost everything Karl says?
@keyransolo10 жыл бұрын
Nope! I do that too :)
@QRS66610 жыл бұрын
Yes
@skipeveryday72826 жыл бұрын
@@skipeveryday7282 y
@rl-fc1ry4 жыл бұрын
@@rl-fc1ry his IQ is literally 85.
@skipeveryday72824 жыл бұрын
@@skipeveryday7282 yh but he isnt really saying anything wrong
@rl-fc1ry4 жыл бұрын
Love his seriousness when he says stuff like 'I'm getting a free night, of chicken'.
@triplejacked10 жыл бұрын
He is being serious lol
@NoHeartAnthony4 жыл бұрын
😂
@yeshalloween4 жыл бұрын
The improv 'do you want a chicken?' bit was amazing
@alexo1234ss17 жыл бұрын
the.alexo1234ss1 I’m eating your chicken. 😂
@BecksDad936 жыл бұрын
My nights better than yours im eating your chicken 😂😂😂 Comedy genius and he doesnt even try.
@bazglsgw12082 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how can people actually think Karl is a character... if he was he would singlehandedly be the BEST ACTOR in the world! He is just karl Pilkington, a simple bloke, and he is so funny because he is NOT a character but a real person. I love him, makes my day everytime. best person alive, brilliant in his own stupid way.
@EshBBX9 жыл бұрын
He might play up certain parts of his personality to the camera, for entertainment purposes, or sometimes act like he's more stupid than he is. But in general, he is a real guy.
@AutomaticDuck3009 жыл бұрын
LemonZeppelin exactly! Ofcourse he can be funny too, on purpose or not. But in the end karl pilkington is karl pilkington, and we love him for it
@EshBBX9 жыл бұрын
He plays up certain aspects based on the positive feedback loop, but as is plainly evident from the XFM days, this is pretty much genuine Karl.
@allegrot4386 жыл бұрын
People in reality are much funnier than any actor could ever be. I’ve met unbelievably hilarious people in my time and not a single one of them was a fake character. The moment I became aware of Pilkington, years and years ago, I knew immediately that he was a real guy and that it was no act, just by how incredibly and effortlessly funny he was.
@TriconTv3 жыл бұрын
He is an actor, real name is Graham
@philmehrart2 жыл бұрын
"I'm eating your chicken"... Lol
@cozm08598 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl on all points. Hate parties, hate planned fun, love spontaneous free chickens and if I woke up gay, I'd ignore it.
@Veronica19449 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by ignore it though?
@HarrisonBowman9 жыл бұрын
Harrison Bowman I mean, it would be fine if I had sexual feelings towards women, but I wouldn't act on it. So, it doesn't matter. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like sex or romantic relationships. I prefer solitude.
@Veronica19449 жыл бұрын
tigerkitten927 That's fair enough, I know some people that said they would ignore it because they wouldn't want to have sex with the same gender, but what they don't realise is if they were attracted to the same gender, they would want to have sex with them lol.
@HarrisonBowman9 жыл бұрын
tigerkitten927 have you considered that you're asexual? its an actual thing, nothing weird about it
@fryingpangle9 жыл бұрын
Kinetic Blake I have looked into that, but no I'm just a jaded 42 year old woman. I've been engaged several times and I like some aspects of feeling close with someone but it's not worth the exhausting task of maintaining a relationship. (and I don't do casual sex) I'm not thrilled with humans in general anymore.
@Veronica19449 жыл бұрын
4:22 that fucking noise could be a submarine Ping
@TylorGames8 жыл бұрын
F**king hell you've had me in stitches with this comment for the last 5 minutes!!
@manchesterfellow7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@BENABONZO7 жыл бұрын
oh god i laughed more at that than the video itself
@syok49296 жыл бұрын
omg bro I'm dying. tears are pouring down my face.
@Jordanime6 жыл бұрын
It sounds fucking identical. You could be a genius.
@allegrot4386 жыл бұрын
4:12 "If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" 😂😂😂
@thelonelyloner72 жыл бұрын
That's a good rule of thumb
@KnugenMooMoo11 ай бұрын
"A free night of chicken." Oh God Karl, you're a maniac.
@MrBuch16916910 жыл бұрын
His face when he says it is so damn funny because he looks so serious like the situation is actually happening and not fabricated lol.
@SteampunkResistance9 жыл бұрын
The gravitas in his voice and the expression on his face makes it even more hilarious.
@tf2whackyengineer9 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with Karl, how many times have you agreed to a night out and when it arrives you don't fancy it and can't be bothered! I have to go out tonight but would rather spend the night in!
@ianmcfadden54508 жыл бұрын
Social anxiety feels like being in a movie where everyone else has the script except for You.
@ghostehh4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the world of the introvert.
@adamlea63394 жыл бұрын
@rxp56 Same here. Nothing that alcohol can't fix though.
@jeremyc95934 жыл бұрын
The guy is wise I'll give him that
@ethanmeadows17854 жыл бұрын
Jeremy C short term solution
@monkeyspoon82553 жыл бұрын
One of the best karl quotations imo is 'It was about a fire that didn't happen, about a wife that didn't exist, and a cat that didn't look happy'
@DeanoPiano10 жыл бұрын
watch?v=0sHzYavpeYA
@DeanoPiano10 жыл бұрын
DeanoPiano Thanks!
@elliot711010 жыл бұрын
YEAH? Well why did they look at the cat funny??
@DeathEgg6666 жыл бұрын
DeanoPiano ok
@melanieross78296 жыл бұрын
Seeing all their facial expressions really makes me wish we had footage of xfm shows and podcasts especially for Karl he is twice as funny when you actually see him talking.
@mrfatuchi9 ай бұрын
"I see knobs *all the time*!"
@DoYouFeelLucky8 жыл бұрын
+DoYouFeelLucky "really??? where??"
@sebastiand25068 жыл бұрын
"in gyms and that, and don't say you don't look, because you do when your in a gym. because it's there."
@zannibars82527 жыл бұрын
"and if you're not happy with a knob on your face then somethings wrong"
@MyName_Jeff4 жыл бұрын
Are we sure he wasn't referring to Ricky and Steve there?
@omegaman64943 жыл бұрын
"You just go with it. It is good." -Lao Tzu
@sagesarrazine62702 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻
@Black.Sabbath Жыл бұрын
The way Ricky eggs Karl on with their little hypotheticals is always the funniest thing ever 😂
@jsonny89059 ай бұрын
"if you're not 'appy lookin' a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" one of the best quotes ever.
@LibbyLiveMusic12 жыл бұрын
"a free night of chicken" New concept.
@johnbazy9 жыл бұрын
Why is this so enthralling? It's the funniest trio ever.
@reinforcedpenisstem3 жыл бұрын
I've listened Karl so much his voice is in my head
@juliaphillips7963 Жыл бұрын
"A free night of chicken." Karl is a legend.
@Nonon47112 жыл бұрын
Agree. He's incredibly honest. From the day that we are born we are taught that we HAVE TO have fun, especially during celebrations and imposed festivities. Way to go Karl, way to go.
@77bleekerst10 жыл бұрын
Im with Karl on Parties!
@DebbieLeighDriver8 жыл бұрын
Debbie Driver introverts unite
@wilkinsonyachtbrokerUK6 жыл бұрын
I'm with Karl on everything xD
@1HUSEINKAPETAN16 жыл бұрын
Me too!! I totally get that! lol. And the planning part-I get that! 😆
@Shellynn1236 жыл бұрын
parties are not forced fun, nor is anyone acting. if you get these feelings when you go to a party, it is not a party... it would be an awkward gathering
@Bossqwerty6 жыл бұрын
@@wilkinsonyachtbrokerUK yes!
@DebbieLeighDriver4 жыл бұрын
2019 still a legend.
@kevinchapman93604 жыл бұрын
Agreed spontaneous nights out are better & more memorable than pre-planned stuff. Like birthdays or stuff that you all have to organize together
@Stuart2672 жыл бұрын
I. Hate. Plans.
@Black.Sabbath Жыл бұрын
Why is it I can watch this over and over and never get bored of it
@paulmorphy61872 жыл бұрын
i genuinely think Karl Pilkington is the only man on earth who could fantasize about a world in which planning was non existent
@spjr9911 ай бұрын
Nope
@Black.Sabbath2 ай бұрын
The man knows what he likes and what he doesn’t. He’s not trying to impress anyone, no filter, love it!
@remotecabinstudios2 жыл бұрын
When the two lads slap each other while laughing they know they have got another amazing one liner from Karl, and more money.
@adamstephens60502 жыл бұрын
It's the way he explains the free night of chicken as though it's really tricky to follow that gets me.
@tykykable4 жыл бұрын
His sentiment of what society perceive as fun is fucking spot on. At least to me.
@Xeno_of_Luyten6 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm from Brazil and I can guarantee that the fun here is WAY TO REAL!!!😀
@REEDRICHARDS22 жыл бұрын
Karl is the most Zen person I have ever seen
@celticwinter09 Жыл бұрын
3:26 Rickys laugh is everything 😅😂🤣😭💀
@jimmybenyoucef44164 жыл бұрын
4:01 I just love Stephen's silent giggle here because he can feel another banger quote coming up. And surely enough, there was a banger quote right around the corner!
@herrsan2 жыл бұрын
When Stephen said, "A whale of a time" that brought me right back to Portal 2
@scrumptioustelevision97644 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve says he had a "whale of a time" in rio during the carnival. When we know the truth, to be, he spent a day pissing in the sea, and the rest of the time with the shits in shared accommodation 🤣🤣
@yemalad1.2 жыл бұрын
"If your not happy looking knob in the face, there's something wrong with ya" XD
@dontalkt2meboutheros7 жыл бұрын
"You wake up, Gay. Tommorrow." Karl's look of surprise and confusion cracks me up so bad xD
@merryspy29242 жыл бұрын
i miss this trio more than i can bear
@ISetYourFaceOnFire4 жыл бұрын
If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong. Ohhh myy godddd im dead
@DaBase3339 жыл бұрын
Tbf, spontaneous nights when you feel it are much better than planned ones that require a lot of effort in the first place
@chasfarthing2444 жыл бұрын
Steve's look of anticipation, just waiting for Karl to say anything so he can laugh, love it
@jonathanyoung82933 жыл бұрын
If Karl had the bottle, he would be a great stand up comedian, thats a great topic, the audience would love Karl.
@irishelk38 жыл бұрын
Bule British well considering 80% of Ricky's stand up is just Karl's materiel regurgitated I think Karl would do just fine.
@chriswhamilton7 жыл бұрын
Absolute Muppet yeah
@irishelk37 жыл бұрын
@ The Wasteland correct
@beaugromowski-cook5052 жыл бұрын
Greatest philosopher of our time
@invertedgames7993 Жыл бұрын
Karl should do his own movie: "The invention of planning".
@davidkglevi10 жыл бұрын
The glorious thing about Karl is his sincerity, he truly lives in the moment, he means what he says, then of course is hilarious take on life, genius
@roberthayes98422 жыл бұрын
"If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong" ...Sounds like a romantic line to say to your special lady next time you whip it out..
@diplamatikjuan35959 жыл бұрын
Hahaha karl is a legend
@Bill-Butcher10 жыл бұрын
I saw the video, knew the name, but couldn’t remember why I knew it AND didn’t know his face. But the moment I saw Ricky Gervais it all came flooding back to me! They used to be on a radio program a friend recommended and I became addicted to it! I haven’t thought of it in years, but Karl is a comic goldmine!
@allanjim34 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with Karl. Never liked parties, its not real fun. Its organised fun, its like acting. No wonder you see someone sat in the corner alone and bored, because they're being genuine and not conforming to a loud-outgoing and drunken picture which every one thinks you ought to fit. The spontaneous events in life, when you just do something on a whim are always 10x more fun because it happened naturally. You obviously have to plan in life or even plan a little but you should never plan something thats supposed to be fun, because its just fake then… in my opinion. People who love parties could read this and say 'What? You miserable bastard?', well, to those who say that I would say my apologies, I like to have higher standards of fun.
@ManForToday9 жыл бұрын
Summed up how I feel, wow...
@Legowelshy9 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@KingKurt9 жыл бұрын
HostDisorder Funny how I've had a girlfriend for two years and go better places with mates than shit house parties? Hm. Jog on knobhead.
@ManForToday9 жыл бұрын
John-Paul Stuthridge Hi John, I'm happy you are enjoying higher standards of fun through planning, thanx
@TechHouseDeep9 жыл бұрын
Amen to that.
@DavidMcmenemy9 жыл бұрын
He’s speaking some Burning Man principles, Immediacy, Participation, and Radicle Inclusion
@uuuueber2 жыл бұрын
?
@Black.Sabbath Жыл бұрын
there's a big difference between being casual and spontaneous and getting a shock of the senses like a surprise
@PinStripes4111 жыл бұрын
"If you're not happy lookin a knob in your face, there's something wrong with ya" Karl is literally more inspirational than the Dalai Lama
@musics4me2 жыл бұрын
Its crazy how knob, chicken and gay subbjects can be so funny to talk about 🤣
@CrazyFreak7146 жыл бұрын
@1:56 "and I'm getting a free night of chicken" - The look on Steve and Ricki's faces... Mind.Blown. Well played Karl
@bradhalcrow12974 жыл бұрын
Karl you're the man I love your " what's the point " attitude towards fun i often feel the same way about parties haha
@TheSquad4life9 жыл бұрын
ricky's screech at the end gets me every time
@mitchpage45347 жыл бұрын
Totally get where hes coming from. I was proper gregarious and sociable in my youth. These days, the wife, my daughter, a couple of really close friends - at home or in a restaurant/quiet pub. Is about as party as I get. The thought of a 'party' or crowded venue where there's a load of strangers or loose acquaintances I have to fake socialise with at a set time.... it's hell.
@markheywood82364 жыл бұрын
Karl is right again about parties, I went to a few as a student and felts so out of place. I tried to have a couple myself, for halloween & my 21st and hated every moment of it
@singIeservingfriend6 жыл бұрын
Watching a dvd or playing a game with mates while talking shite is much more relaxing and fun than an 'event'.
@juliapigworthy2 жыл бұрын
Yep organised or "forced fun" can be so isolating. There are set standards for what having a good time is supposed to look like, doesn't matter how it actually feels to be there.
@kwill6948 Жыл бұрын
I love the way his mind works, He’s brilliant!
@farmers26304 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how funny that moment at 3:20 is, where Gervais says "Why you talkin' like that for Carl? How's Suzanne?" Karl's momentary second-long reaction of complete gormlessness is amazing. I am convinced he is a Genius.
@extremepietbh12 жыл бұрын
And the raised eyebrows after he gives his answer
@Black.Sabbath Жыл бұрын
karl should lecture on philosophy
@nicholasnelson61029 жыл бұрын
I come back to this one occasionally and it's still so hilarious and comedic gold.
@leroybrown19942 жыл бұрын
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... You never get anything done by planning.
@Pebble_Collector9 жыл бұрын
"If you're not happy looking at a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" - genius.
@_christastrophe_9 жыл бұрын
_chrisisisms_ I read this just as Karl spoke it 😂
@LeighDWYC6 жыл бұрын
Those two have had 10 years each added to their lives because of all the laughs they get from Pilkington.
@penzman5385 Жыл бұрын
You can see the thoughts going through his head with every expression he makes
@reddoor61142 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington is so great. I love that guy. Funny as hell.
@DinkerTinker112 жыл бұрын
Who ever decided to take away these guys in chairs talking and submit it to a cartoon version should be sacked. This is pure gold seeing the real thing.
@trancehi7 жыл бұрын
The Ricky Gervais show was from their podcasts etc, they weren't filmed. It's not like they had regular footage and decided to make it into an animation instead.
@paulallanidae7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some of it is just doubled up. Discussed here and the podcast.
@caltha27207 жыл бұрын
Lying in bed ill, this is soooooo funny and totally stops the boredom . Love Karl on these trips !
@sharonready51024 жыл бұрын
These are the three topics I bring up with most strangers, so nice to see them all covered
@xxczerxx Жыл бұрын
Karl makes a good point about "False fun"
@HHh-ej4rl4 жыл бұрын
The look on Karl's face at 1.37 as he struggles with the concept of Steve joining Ricky for chicken is priceless!!!
@pjaylett11 жыл бұрын
3:43 Ricky's head wobble 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Emmet-id6xq4 жыл бұрын
3:45 Here actually
@Black.Sabbath Жыл бұрын
love those chairs. mismatched, but go well together.
@livingdeadgrl1812 жыл бұрын
“If your not happy looking a knob in the face there’s something wrong.” GOLD!
@handsomepumper43394 жыл бұрын
I love his face when he claims his social experiment of non-planning was a succes, because he's getting free chicken. Ricky and Steve are laughing their heads off out of disbelief and confusion, and he's staring them in the eyes intently.
@BeastieBoy07311 жыл бұрын
“If you’re not happy having a knob in your face, then there’s something wrong with you” -a heterosexual man
@xXRickTrolledXx Жыл бұрын
Karl should be on chat shows every week. Great entertainment
@vantheman12345 жыл бұрын
Karl has his smart moments every now and again.
@SmarkusAurelius9 жыл бұрын
Just watched this again for the first time in years. Had me in stitches. I think it's Karl's genuine honesty, and the way he describes things, that makes him one of the funniest people around. A national treasure. When he goes he should be buried in Westminster Abbey. I don't know if there are any philosophers in there, but if there are, stick him next to them.
@davidrobinson41184 жыл бұрын
"I'm eating your chicken." Exactly the same attitude as "I drink YOUR milkshake"
@tvsinesperanto74464 жыл бұрын
When Steve throws in “this is not science this is Pinocchio” 🤣🤣
@IRCW11 ай бұрын
Karl is the best😂😂😂😂 I owe him so many laughs over the years
@roxmittens11 ай бұрын
Karl is absolutely right on parties and false fun.
@jigmpatel6 жыл бұрын
"If yer not 'appy lookin' a knob on the face then there's something wrong" Steve - "it's a good rule of thumb" 😂😂
@gagalover2k107 жыл бұрын
Good to see, that animated or not, these three are a riot.
@misterbondage0076 жыл бұрын
His thoughts on planning is spot on
@connorscoarsefishingjourne76804 жыл бұрын
How could 23 people not like this?
@bisforbear10 жыл бұрын
They're not happy looking a knob in the face!
@j4smite10 жыл бұрын
I love Karl I would love to spend a day with him would crack me up lol
@jamietye36604 жыл бұрын
I agree with him on the planning thing. If a friend of mine says do you want to hang out this sunday and it's thursday and i say i dunno i might not feel like it then, they get mad. i dont like planning because i wont be in the same mood and i dont want to feel cluttered. weird i know
@lovelygolucky12 жыл бұрын
Karl you're a friggin legend mate..
@Robmgwan6 жыл бұрын
"if you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you"
@sophieb25107 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with Karl on planning. When I know I've got something on, even if it's something I'll enjoy it becomes a chore in my head and I can't relax till it's done with. The best nights out are always the ones where it's like "I'm off to the pub now, you coming?" When it's been pencilled in 4 weeks ahead of schedule, I wind up almost resenting the event for the time it has taken occupying my mind. If something's been planned ahead it better be bloody good.
3:24 "I'm not with her anymore" .... that little expression afterwards is just incredible.
Hey friend!
+schpleeb Head like a fucking orange.
It made me burst out laughing.
I laughed so hard😂😂😂
He looked like a irl version of a Lenny face. Seriously, look at it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"My night is better than yours, I'm eating your chicken." I fucking nearly died because I couldn't breathe
LOL
Ha ha
4:13 ''If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.''
+Milan Smidt its better to look at them eye to eye
The first rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes. The second rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes.
Hiiiiilarious!!!!!
No the first rule is hit the play button and watch him, we dont need tards repeating them in the comments..
Milan Smidt I was cracking up haha. It isnt just WHAT he says, but HOW he says it xD
Karl's delivery when he says "I'm not with her anymore." kills me.
The way he tries to "sound gay":)
The world is not ready for a gay Karl Pilkington.
He tried to sound gay, and that was the perfect response to the question and it caught Ricky off guard
Should I be worried that I agree with almost everything Karl says?
Nope! I do that too :)
Yes
@@skipeveryday7282 y
@@rl-fc1ry his IQ is literally 85.
@@skipeveryday7282 yh but he isnt really saying anything wrong
Love his seriousness when he says stuff like 'I'm getting a free night, of chicken'.
He is being serious lol
😂
The improv 'do you want a chicken?' bit was amazing
the.alexo1234ss1 I’m eating your chicken. 😂
My nights better than yours im eating your chicken 😂😂😂 Comedy genius and he doesnt even try.
Seriously, how can people actually think Karl is a character... if he was he would singlehandedly be the BEST ACTOR in the world! He is just karl Pilkington, a simple bloke, and he is so funny because he is NOT a character but a real person. I love him, makes my day everytime. best person alive, brilliant in his own stupid way.
He might play up certain parts of his personality to the camera, for entertainment purposes, or sometimes act like he's more stupid than he is. But in general, he is a real guy.
LemonZeppelin exactly! Ofcourse he can be funny too, on purpose or not. But in the end karl pilkington is karl pilkington, and we love him for it
He plays up certain aspects based on the positive feedback loop, but as is plainly evident from the XFM days, this is pretty much genuine Karl.
People in reality are much funnier than any actor could ever be. I’ve met unbelievably hilarious people in my time and not a single one of them was a fake character. The moment I became aware of Pilkington, years and years ago, I knew immediately that he was a real guy and that it was no act, just by how incredibly and effortlessly funny he was.
He is an actor, real name is Graham
"I'm eating your chicken"... Lol
I agree with Karl on all points. Hate parties, hate planned fun, love spontaneous free chickens and if I woke up gay, I'd ignore it.
What do you mean by ignore it though?
Harrison Bowman I mean, it would be fine if I had sexual feelings towards women, but I wouldn't act on it. So, it doesn't matter. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like sex or romantic relationships. I prefer solitude.
tigerkitten927 That's fair enough, I know some people that said they would ignore it because they wouldn't want to have sex with the same gender, but what they don't realise is if they were attracted to the same gender, they would want to have sex with them lol.
tigerkitten927 have you considered that you're asexual? its an actual thing, nothing weird about it
Kinetic Blake I have looked into that, but no I'm just a jaded 42 year old woman. I've been engaged several times and I like some aspects of feeling close with someone but it's not worth the exhausting task of maintaining a relationship. (and I don't do casual sex) I'm not thrilled with humans in general anymore.
4:22 that fucking noise could be a submarine Ping
F**king hell you've had me in stitches with this comment for the last 5 minutes!!
Hahahahahahahaha
oh god i laughed more at that than the video itself
omg bro I'm dying. tears are pouring down my face.
It sounds fucking identical. You could be a genius.
4:12 "If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" 😂😂😂
That's a good rule of thumb
"A free night of chicken." Oh God Karl, you're a maniac.
His face when he says it is so damn funny because he looks so serious like the situation is actually happening and not fabricated lol.
The gravitas in his voice and the expression on his face makes it even more hilarious.
I have to agree with Karl, how many times have you agreed to a night out and when it arrives you don't fancy it and can't be bothered! I have to go out tonight but would rather spend the night in!
Social anxiety feels like being in a movie where everyone else has the script except for You.
Welcome to the world of the introvert.
@rxp56 Same here. Nothing that alcohol can't fix though.
The guy is wise I'll give him that
Jeremy C short term solution
One of the best karl quotations imo is 'It was about a fire that didn't happen, about a wife that didn't exist, and a cat that didn't look happy'
watch?v=0sHzYavpeYA
DeanoPiano Thanks!
YEAH? Well why did they look at the cat funny??
DeanoPiano ok
Seeing all their facial expressions really makes me wish we had footage of xfm shows and podcasts especially for Karl he is twice as funny when you actually see him talking.
"I see knobs *all the time*!"
+DoYouFeelLucky "really??? where??"
"in gyms and that, and don't say you don't look, because you do when your in a gym. because it's there."
"and if you're not happy with a knob on your face then somethings wrong"
Are we sure he wasn't referring to Ricky and Steve there?
"You just go with it. It is good." -Lao Tzu
🙏🏻
The way Ricky eggs Karl on with their little hypotheticals is always the funniest thing ever 😂
"if you're not 'appy lookin' a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" one of the best quotes ever.
"a free night of chicken" New concept.
Why is this so enthralling? It's the funniest trio ever.
I've listened Karl so much his voice is in my head
"A free night of chicken." Karl is a legend.
Agree. He's incredibly honest. From the day that we are born we are taught that we HAVE TO have fun, especially during celebrations and imposed festivities. Way to go Karl, way to go.
Im with Karl on Parties!
Debbie Driver introverts unite
I'm with Karl on everything xD
Me too!! I totally get that! lol. And the planning part-I get that! 😆
parties are not forced fun, nor is anyone acting. if you get these feelings when you go to a party, it is not a party... it would be an awkward gathering
@@wilkinsonyachtbrokerUK yes!
2019 still a legend.
Agreed spontaneous nights out are better & more memorable than pre-planned stuff. Like birthdays or stuff that you all have to organize together
I. Hate. Plans.
Why is it I can watch this over and over and never get bored of it
i genuinely think Karl Pilkington is the only man on earth who could fantasize about a world in which planning was non existent
Nope
The man knows what he likes and what he doesn’t. He’s not trying to impress anyone, no filter, love it!
When the two lads slap each other while laughing they know they have got another amazing one liner from Karl, and more money.
It's the way he explains the free night of chicken as though it's really tricky to follow that gets me.
His sentiment of what society perceive as fun is fucking spot on. At least to me.
Man, I'm from Brazil and I can guarantee that the fun here is WAY TO REAL!!!😀
Karl is the most Zen person I have ever seen
3:26 Rickys laugh is everything 😅😂🤣😭💀
4:01 I just love Stephen's silent giggle here because he can feel another banger quote coming up. And surely enough, there was a banger quote right around the corner!
When Stephen said, "A whale of a time" that brought me right back to Portal 2
I love how Steve says he had a "whale of a time" in rio during the carnival. When we know the truth, to be, he spent a day pissing in the sea, and the rest of the time with the shits in shared accommodation 🤣🤣
"If your not happy looking knob in the face, there's something wrong with ya" XD
"You wake up, Gay. Tommorrow." Karl's look of surprise and confusion cracks me up so bad xD
i miss this trio more than i can bear
If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong. Ohhh myy godddd im dead
Tbf, spontaneous nights when you feel it are much better than planned ones that require a lot of effort in the first place
Steve's look of anticipation, just waiting for Karl to say anything so he can laugh, love it
If Karl had the bottle, he would be a great stand up comedian, thats a great topic, the audience would love Karl.
Bule British well considering 80% of Ricky's stand up is just Karl's materiel regurgitated I think Karl would do just fine.
Absolute Muppet yeah
@ The Wasteland correct
Greatest philosopher of our time
Karl should do his own movie: "The invention of planning".
The glorious thing about Karl is his sincerity, he truly lives in the moment, he means what he says, then of course is hilarious take on life, genius
"If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong" ...Sounds like a romantic line to say to your special lady next time you whip it out..
Hahaha karl is a legend
I saw the video, knew the name, but couldn’t remember why I knew it AND didn’t know his face. But the moment I saw Ricky Gervais it all came flooding back to me! They used to be on a radio program a friend recommended and I became addicted to it! I haven’t thought of it in years, but Karl is a comic goldmine!
Totally agree with Karl. Never liked parties, its not real fun. Its organised fun, its like acting. No wonder you see someone sat in the corner alone and bored, because they're being genuine and not conforming to a loud-outgoing and drunken picture which every one thinks you ought to fit. The spontaneous events in life, when you just do something on a whim are always 10x more fun because it happened naturally. You obviously have to plan in life or even plan a little but you should never plan something thats supposed to be fun, because its just fake then… in my opinion. People who love parties could read this and say 'What? You miserable bastard?', well, to those who say that I would say my apologies, I like to have higher standards of fun.
Summed up how I feel, wow...
Spot on.
HostDisorder Funny how I've had a girlfriend for two years and go better places with mates than shit house parties? Hm. Jog on knobhead.
John-Paul Stuthridge Hi John, I'm happy you are enjoying higher standards of fun through planning, thanx
Amen to that.
He’s speaking some Burning Man principles, Immediacy, Participation, and Radicle Inclusion
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there's a big difference between being casual and spontaneous and getting a shock of the senses like a surprise
"If you're not happy lookin a knob in your face, there's something wrong with ya" Karl is literally more inspirational than the Dalai Lama
Its crazy how knob, chicken and gay subbjects can be so funny to talk about 🤣
@1:56 "and I'm getting a free night of chicken" - The look on Steve and Ricki's faces... Mind.Blown. Well played Karl
Karl you're the man I love your " what's the point " attitude towards fun i often feel the same way about parties haha
ricky's screech at the end gets me every time
Totally get where hes coming from. I was proper gregarious and sociable in my youth. These days, the wife, my daughter, a couple of really close friends - at home or in a restaurant/quiet pub. Is about as party as I get. The thought of a 'party' or crowded venue where there's a load of strangers or loose acquaintances I have to fake socialise with at a set time.... it's hell.
Karl is right again about parties, I went to a few as a student and felts so out of place. I tried to have a couple myself, for halloween & my 21st and hated every moment of it
Watching a dvd or playing a game with mates while talking shite is much more relaxing and fun than an 'event'.
Yep organised or "forced fun" can be so isolating. There are set standards for what having a good time is supposed to look like, doesn't matter how it actually feels to be there.
I love the way his mind works, He’s brilliant!
I can't believe how funny that moment at 3:20 is, where Gervais says "Why you talkin' like that for Carl? How's Suzanne?" Karl's momentary second-long reaction of complete gormlessness is amazing. I am convinced he is a Genius.
And the raised eyebrows after he gives his answer
karl should lecture on philosophy
I come back to this one occasionally and it's still so hilarious and comedic gold.
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... You never get anything done by planning.
"If you're not happy looking at a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" - genius.
_chrisisisms_ I read this just as Karl spoke it 😂
Those two have had 10 years each added to their lives because of all the laughs they get from Pilkington.
You can see the thoughts going through his head with every expression he makes
Karl Pilkington is so great. I love that guy. Funny as hell.
Who ever decided to take away these guys in chairs talking and submit it to a cartoon version should be sacked. This is pure gold seeing the real thing.
The Ricky Gervais show was from their podcasts etc, they weren't filmed. It's not like they had regular footage and decided to make it into an animation instead.
Yeah, some of it is just doubled up. Discussed here and the podcast.
Lying in bed ill, this is soooooo funny and totally stops the boredom . Love Karl on these trips !
These are the three topics I bring up with most strangers, so nice to see them all covered
Karl makes a good point about "False fun"
The look on Karl's face at 1.37 as he struggles with the concept of Steve joining Ricky for chicken is priceless!!!
3:43 Ricky's head wobble 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:45 Here actually
love those chairs. mismatched, but go well together.
“If your not happy looking a knob in the face there’s something wrong.” GOLD!
I love his face when he claims his social experiment of non-planning was a succes, because he's getting free chicken. Ricky and Steve are laughing their heads off out of disbelief and confusion, and he's staring them in the eyes intently.
“If you’re not happy having a knob in your face, then there’s something wrong with you” -a heterosexual man
Karl should be on chat shows every week. Great entertainment
Karl has his smart moments every now and again.
Just watched this again for the first time in years. Had me in stitches. I think it's Karl's genuine honesty, and the way he describes things, that makes him one of the funniest people around. A national treasure. When he goes he should be buried in Westminster Abbey. I don't know if there are any philosophers in there, but if there are, stick him next to them.
"I'm eating your chicken." Exactly the same attitude as "I drink YOUR milkshake"
When Steve throws in “this is not science this is Pinocchio” 🤣🤣
Karl is the best😂😂😂😂 I owe him so many laughs over the years
Karl is absolutely right on parties and false fun.
"If yer not 'appy lookin' a knob on the face then there's something wrong" Steve - "it's a good rule of thumb" 😂😂
Good to see, that animated or not, these three are a riot.
His thoughts on planning is spot on
How could 23 people not like this?
They're not happy looking a knob in the face!
I love Karl I would love to spend a day with him would crack me up lol
I agree with him on the planning thing. If a friend of mine says do you want to hang out this sunday and it's thursday and i say i dunno i might not feel like it then, they get mad. i dont like planning because i wont be in the same mood and i dont want to feel cluttered. weird i know
Karl you're a friggin legend mate..
"if you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you"
I totally agree with Karl on planning. When I know I've got something on, even if it's something I'll enjoy it becomes a chore in my head and I can't relax till it's done with. The best nights out are always the ones where it's like "I'm off to the pub now, you coming?" When it's been pencilled in 4 weeks ahead of schedule, I wind up almost resenting the event for the time it has taken occupying my mind. If something's been planned ahead it better be bloody good.
I’d love to meet Karl ..love his stories
Omg I love Karl so much!