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Meanwhile… Nude Bowling | Cheezy Ranch | NYC’s Super Squatter | Fake Gluten Free Donuts

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
2024 ж. 7 Нау.
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Meanwhile… “Balls out bowling” is popular in Pittsburgh, Hidden Valley Ranch teamed up with Cheez-Its for a new dressing, a New York City man lived rent free in a hotel for five years, and a bakery got caught reselling Dunkin’ donuts as allergen-free.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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  • Stephen, Seth, and Daily show helps me get through the week.

    @Zak_How@Zak_How2 ай бұрын

    • Same.

      @diesel5243@diesel52432 ай бұрын

    • Me too. I don’t know where I would be without them.

      @Chichi-ld1eo@Chichi-ld1eo2 ай бұрын

    • Don’t forget Jimmy Kimmel! (BTW, is that other Jimmy fellow still around?)

      @terrydempsey6174@terrydempsey61742 ай бұрын

    • And booze.

      @ayejay5603@ayejay56032 ай бұрын

    • ​@@terrydempsey6174yeah Jimmy Fallon I think it is, he's still going.

      @nicholase2868@nicholase28682 ай бұрын

  • I just keep having to admit that Stephen, Seth, the Jimmys, and the Daily Show are what has kept me sane and alive the last few years. Life keeps kicking me in the teeth, but at least Ive got these folks to help me get through the day, one day at a time... sometimes one minute, one heartbeat at a time. I thank them all for what they do! And the most important part: Please, please tell your loved ones you love them EVERY chance you get. Tomorrow is not a given; you're never promised the next sunrise. ~ ~ ~ ~ "And don't let it break your heart. I know it feels hopeless sometimes. But they're never really gone as long as there's a memory in your mind." _Hold On To Memories_ Dave Draiman, Disturbed MWB 1984-2023 RIP, son 🙏

    @MaryAnnNytowl@MaryAnnNytowl2 ай бұрын

    • Well said, I feel similar.

      @KennethLDocReeferKirk@KennethLDocReeferKirk2 ай бұрын

    • No jimmies allowed!

      @jinstinky501@jinstinky5012 ай бұрын

    • Keep hanging in there. You are loved.

      @missydelcoglin4087@missydelcoglin40872 ай бұрын

    • ❤

      @bkzone8@bkzone82 ай бұрын

    • Amen!!! May you get the supports (people to help navigate you toward opportunity or relief that you deserve). With networking I hope things shift. My social worker Rachel has lifted a lot of stress and barriers off my shoulders such as a little tech help, getting me and ESA animal.

      @professorsprout3382@professorsprout33822 ай бұрын

  • Dude if The Late Show does a full compilation of every MEANWHILE opening... it would get millions of views.

    @cesarmadero05@cesarmadero052 ай бұрын

    • Let's get this A MILLION LIKES!!!

      @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk55322 ай бұрын

  • Nude Bowling! There are so many jokes for this ... they truly write themselves. Nice to see that Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" is on the Ball!

    @tytn9978@tytn99782 ай бұрын

    • The idea is nuts. It takes real balls to bowl naked. Unless they can keep enough interest and avoid any legal problems, the league will go tits up. Butts.

      @MonkeyJedi99@MonkeyJedi992 ай бұрын

    • My sides were *split* after those bowling jokes.

      @jayczzzya@jayczzzya2 ай бұрын

  • What?! Mr. Barreto was actually George Santos?!

    @acevedolc@acevedolc2 ай бұрын

  • Said it before, I'll say it again. The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art. This one is perfect!!

    @naomiarram5187@naomiarram51872 ай бұрын

    • "The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art" - One person's art is another person's pile of sh*t.

      @nomore6167@nomore61672 ай бұрын

    • @@nomore6167 Yup, Stephen's point exactly!!

      @naomiarram5187@naomiarram51872 ай бұрын

    • Yessss like the channel After Skool!!

      @breezyncj@breezyncj2 ай бұрын

    • and live!

      @ericrypt@ericrypt2 ай бұрын

    • I don't know why people don't like it. Without the intro it's just Colbert reading the news. The intro is a masterpiece of creativity every time.

      @nicholase2868@nicholase28682 ай бұрын

  • Meanwhile gives me life

    @jojotheswede8444@jojotheswede84442 ай бұрын

    • In the meanwhile

      @sudsy7131@sudsy71312 ай бұрын

    • The best segment and intro ever

      @zxggwrt@zxggwrt2 ай бұрын

  • Thank God for these being uploaded to KZhead. Big love from Wales x

    @akatesays@akatesays2 ай бұрын

    • I used to live in Newport, south Wales (not overly far from Caerphilly and Cardiff) a few years ago as a digital nomad. Lovely country, and really friendly people!

      @JillWhitcomb1966@JillWhitcomb19662 ай бұрын

    • And some love from Australia!

      @MarioBono@MarioBono2 ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@JillWhitcomb1966I’m from Newport :)

      @akatesays@akatesays2 ай бұрын

    • I'm in England, have you seen the most recent videos are blocked over here and comments turned off? No idea why!

      @claire_conway@claire_conway2 ай бұрын

  • Funny... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent.

    @jasonjimerson7046@jasonjimerson70462 ай бұрын

    • Clearly you did not get the joke 😂😂😂

      @tselengbotlhole750@tselengbotlhole7502 ай бұрын

    • you live in a place for 140 years you're gonna pickup the accent.

      @feronanthus9756@feronanthus97562 ай бұрын

    • I laughed way too hard at this! 🇫🇷🥖🎉🎇

      @ColoringKaria@ColoringKaria2 ай бұрын

    • Lol that's funny

      @morenamontalvo8199@morenamontalvo81992 ай бұрын

    • French or Italian, both lingoes are regarded as "kitchen-Latin".

      @SuperLeica1@SuperLeica12 ай бұрын

  • 3:48 am and woke to turn on my phone to hear this. Worth it. Thank you Stephen, i laugh still. Age of miracles is not past.

    @nancyanneberg403@nancyanneberg4032 ай бұрын

    • it's 2:19am where I'm watching.. 😂🎉

      @cannablissdreams@cannablissdreams2 ай бұрын

    • I don't get to watch it at night but I always watch this at 3:30am in the morning getting ready. It is my morning routine 😅I used to watch Leno and Stephen with my father as a kid. It's always been something I feel I bond with him.

      @blackNwhitetalkshow@blackNwhitetalkshow2 ай бұрын

    • 4:02am, then to bed for me.

      @oliviasimonich2386@oliviasimonich23862 ай бұрын

    • 2 am for me this time

      @melaniehassler2405@melaniehassler24052 ай бұрын

    • Great way to start the day, huh? 4:29 lol

      @rexcellencemagee6729@rexcellencemagee67292 ай бұрын

  • I do hope that nude bowling allows bowling shoes. I mean, otherwise, that'd be weird...

    @jasondoust4935@jasondoust49352 ай бұрын

  • If you can fit into a bowling ball, you've got smaller problems.

    @Arational@Arational2 ай бұрын

    • Someone's gonna get stuck. Might as well have the fire department hang around.

      @DuchessofEarlGrey@DuchessofEarlGrey2 ай бұрын

    • There’s definitely going to be lots of ball-washing at that alley

      @Tonyhouse1168@Tonyhouse11682 ай бұрын

    • I'm sure the real fun is with the pins.

      @donwyates@donwyates2 ай бұрын

    • That's the Donald Trump story we *don't* need.

      @WyvernYT@WyvernYT2 ай бұрын

  • "Fill in the gaps" that background laughter made my day 😅

    @TheGiggleMasterP@TheGiggleMasterP2 ай бұрын

    • Blanks😂but yes

      @samanthabourne4865@samanthabourne48652 ай бұрын

  • 2:43 - No sentence should ever begin with “Pittsburgh nudists”

    @KingOfAllJackals@KingOfAllJackals2 ай бұрын

    • 😎👍👍🐾

      @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын

  • i'm honestly surprised stephen didn't try the hidden ranch x cheez-its sauce at the end

    @ramenai@ramenai2 ай бұрын

    • Well he doesn't have a death wish

      @CyberVforVictory@CyberVforVictory2 ай бұрын

    • gotta draw the line somewhere 😂

      @IAmJustR@IAmJustR2 ай бұрын

    • They gotta pay

      @rosepahl8663@rosepahl86632 ай бұрын

  • With the new mushroom emoji Stormy Daniel’s can appropriately describe tRump!

    @bcb7443@bcb74432 ай бұрын

    • My thoughts exactly... SADly... 😣🤪😖🥺😳😱🤢🤮

      @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын

    • If only it were Cheeto orange

      @THEshamusfan@THEshamusfanАй бұрын

  • 5:47 turns into Jon Stewart for a few seconds.

    @CyclingSteve@CyclingSteve2 ай бұрын

  • If the guy was exploiting an obscure local housing law, then that means he wasn't doing anything illegal, so why was he arrested?

    @nomore6167@nomore61672 ай бұрын

    • He claimed ownership of the whole hotel and tried to charge other tenants rent lmao. The story is absolutely wild. Apparently the hotel is owned by the Moonies and he had a personal beef with them.

      @EebstertheGreat@EebstertheGreat2 ай бұрын

    • Loopholes get closed.

      @pal5683@pal56832 ай бұрын

    • He had been living there and the place got sold. They never sent him a new lease. During the confusion he managed to put a lien on the place. For a squatter he was very savvy with the courts.

      @daviddelgado6090@daviddelgado60902 ай бұрын

    • @@pal5683 "Loopholes get closed" - Yes, they do. However, that does not criminalize activity which was legal when it occurred.

      @nomore6167@nomore61672 ай бұрын

    • @@daviddelgado6090 Some people get by on their ability to exploit the system, it's like their career. Sounds like this guy had it all figured out.

      @johnsmithe4656@johnsmithe46562 ай бұрын

  • Jesus Quintana (from The Big Lebowski) would definitely Glenn Quagmire the thumbhole in the bowling ball.

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 ай бұрын

    • Seems to me only Donald Trump is small enough to fit in that hole...🍄🌮 (Ya don't put mushrooms in a taco...)

      @thesoundsmith@thesoundsmith2 ай бұрын

  • Transient bungle trunk....!!! I love this!

    @marinacosgrove4245@marinacosgrove42452 ай бұрын

  • So I guess all the balls will be blue? 😎🍻😎

    @BlestNekun@BlestNekun2 ай бұрын

  • Emojis need to have more Australian animals Eg, Cassowary, Emu, Emu in combat gear, Map of Tassie

    @TheKrispyfort@TheKrispyfort2 ай бұрын

    • Does an emu need combat gear?

      @dennisbergendorfii5440@dennisbergendorfii54402 ай бұрын

    • I don't think Emus wear combat gear. They won a war just fine without any.

      @ClonedGamer001@ClonedGamer0012 ай бұрын

    • Huntsman spiders?

      @Tonyhouse1168@Tonyhouse11682 ай бұрын

    • @@ClonedGamer001 That's what I thought.

      @dennisbergendorfii5440@dennisbergendorfii54402 ай бұрын

    • @@Tonyhouse1168Australian emoji should include spider, bigger spider, giant spider, and OMG Kaiju Spider.

      @WyvernYT@WyvernYT2 ай бұрын

  • I like how Lewis responds "Oh Stephen" when Colbert says "Oh Lewis"😄

    @maeonmars9357@maeonmars93572 ай бұрын

  • Why did police have to evict the squatter when he was exploiting a law? Couldn't they evict him legally? Or is this after he lost in court and still kept squatting?

    2 ай бұрын

    • The law was changed last year which eliminated the loophole (but the changes only just took effect). He was supposed to be served with a new eviction notice but there's some debate about whether or not that actually happened.

      @KS-PNW@KS-PNW2 ай бұрын

    • @@KS-PNW Usually a renter can drag things out for months after getting the notice ... sounds like there's a bit more to the story.

      @jpdemer5@jpdemer52 ай бұрын

    • @@jpdemer5 you can if you contest the eviction. If you just don't respond then generally courts default to evicting you. Hence the controversy over whether or not he was ever notified of the new eviction petition (he says he wasn't).

      @KS-PNW@KS-PNW2 ай бұрын

    • Still, evicting someone because the law as update shouldn't lead him to being swated or imprisoned

      @FelipeKana1@FelipeKana12 ай бұрын

    • @@FelipeKana1 he wasn't swatted he was arrested for trespassing (because he hadn't left). Don't get me wrong I don't agree with arresting him at all but NYC LOVES arresting people. They do it for things like "operating a megaphone without a permit" (at a protest) And rather infamously for allegedly selling loose cigarettes.. Hell Alec Baldwin got arrested a few years ago for bicycling without ID and he's a rich white guy (although in his case I'd be willing to bet he probably ran his mouth some). For what it's worth this guy was out within Hours it's not like he's sitting in rikers.

      @KS-PNW@KS-PNW2 ай бұрын

  • Even late and live, priceless well done

    @ericmccarty9656@ericmccarty96562 ай бұрын

  • That guy getting free shelter in NYC for 5 years is a damn hero.

    @kitcoffey7194@kitcoffey71942 ай бұрын

    • I want details, please. 🤓

      @Kaede-Sasaki@Kaede-Sasaki2 ай бұрын

  • Thank you Stephen & all---I needed something non-political tonight!

    @vintagelady1@vintagelady12 ай бұрын

  • The donut story deserves more attention. The "baker" who sent the Dunkin Donuts was selling them as gluten-free and vegan. That's a major health danger to people with allergies to wheat, eggs, or dairy, and to people with celiac.

    @JRKonungrinn@JRKonungrinn2 ай бұрын

    • Ok sure, but more importantly, Dunkin Donuts aren’t actually any good. I expect vegan donuts to probably be better than their crap

      @hammerdall@hammerdall2 ай бұрын

    • Snowflake

      @rosepahl8663@rosepahl86632 ай бұрын

    • @@rosepahl8663 If you think people who don't want to be poisoned by their allergies are "snowflakes", I don't know what's wrong with you. I actually hope you develop a serious allergy so you can learn some empathy.

      @JRKonungrinn@JRKonungrinn2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rosepahl8663Having allergies or celiac disease is being a snowflake now? You do realize that these are actual medical conditions, which can (in the case of celiac disease or allergies that include anaphylaxis and not merely a localized reaction) be fatal, right?

      @logitimate@logitimate2 ай бұрын

    • @@logitimate living is fatal. Do that which you fear most and it no longer holds sway.

      @rosepahl8663@rosepahl86632 ай бұрын

  • Oh God. I'm beginning to harmoniously understand the intro to "Meanwhile."

    @mickeydixon7978@mickeydixon79782 ай бұрын

  • How are they going to implement the new SAT in poorer school districts? If some kids get to use the electronic version and others don't it basically guarantees even more of a gulf between score results..

    @KS-PNW@KS-PNW2 ай бұрын

  • POTUS said: MEANWHILE during SOTU address and I can't help but think of this segment.

    @user-bf2eb5xr9d@user-bf2eb5xr9d2 ай бұрын

    • He said it and the applause break was so long he had to repeat himself twice, people can’t get enough of… meanwhile

      @GoldenEdgedGreg@GoldenEdgedGreg2 ай бұрын

  • Can we get Lewis a signature Telecaster? I feel like he deserves it at this point.

    @timoconnell@timoconnell2 ай бұрын

  • I was waiting for him to flub the word-jumble Meanwhile intro speech...but it was flawless!

    @jeffclement2468@jeffclement24682 ай бұрын

  • If you're an English major in college, fear not, you should know there will always be a place for you in Colbert's Meanwhile intro!

    @ericminch@ericminch2 ай бұрын

  • LIVE! The most product placement you've ever seen in a single segment!

    @gregmark1688@gregmark16882 ай бұрын

  • I thought the only emoji we need is the Colbert! 🤨

    @plsdunaskmyname@plsdunaskmyname2 ай бұрын

    • I was surprised his emoji didn't get included somehow! 🤨🤔

      @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын

  • Okay, I'm FROM Pittsburgh, and I didn't know about that...and I'm not sure that I needed to know, either. But I quote Arthur Darvill in Doctor Who for that super-squatter arrest: "There are soldiers on the front lawn, and I'm in my pants!".

    @FalloutJack@FalloutJack2 ай бұрын

  • That special level of gay when armed cops break into your apartment and you go: "Oh no, boobs."

    @tyrant-den884@tyrant-den8842 ай бұрын

    • Not that there's anything wrong with that. lol

      @JohnDoe-vy5hh@JohnDoe-vy5hh2 ай бұрын

    • Well, if he thought it was a sex thing, then I think that's the regular kind of gay...

      @calebcain4729@calebcain47292 ай бұрын

    • Can’t wait to see WTH you’re talking about 😂

      @UnderstandingDarkness@UnderstandingDarkness2 ай бұрын

    • Def the fav story of the segment! 🤣🤣

      @UnderstandingDarkness@UnderstandingDarkness2 ай бұрын

    • Um... that's not a "special level" of gay, dude. That's just ... well, just gay!

      @MaryAnnNytowl@MaryAnnNytowl2 ай бұрын

  • would the Statue of Liberty not have a French accent?

    @ozwaldmosis3603@ozwaldmosis36032 ай бұрын

    • Well, she's been here so long.

      @jonhinson5701@jonhinson57012 ай бұрын

    • She spent like 40 years in France and 100 in NY.... So by now she probably eats hot dogs and speaks spanglish with an Italian accent, except for her superb pronunciation of "croissant".

      @xanderprangler8621@xanderprangler86212 ай бұрын

    • 🙌🏻

      @witchypoorose5196@witchypoorose51962 ай бұрын

  • not gonna lie I was hoping he was gonna get into how Mickey exploited the housing situation and became squatter supreme 😆

    @Bun800@Bun8002 ай бұрын

  • Katie Britt was auditioning for the high school play

    @maryanthony8799@maryanthony87992 ай бұрын

  • We need those emojis. Now Stormy Daniels can get the emoji translation of the part of the book where she describes Trump. 🍄

    @OriginalPiMan@OriginalPiMan2 ай бұрын

    • 🍄 is too big

      @TheKrispyfort@TheKrispyfort2 ай бұрын

    • @@TheKrispyfort That's why they made the smaller one 😛

      @dahn57@dahn572 ай бұрын

    • @@TheKrispyfort I'm just going by how she described him. I think she said like Toad from MarioKart.

      @OriginalPiMan@OriginalPiMan2 ай бұрын

  • Props to whoever writes the Meanwhile intro.

    @HelgeMoulding@HelgeMoulding2 ай бұрын

  • Sure, we have all the emojis we need, ever since Colbert got himself onto the list 🤨

    @EthanShalev@EthanShalev2 ай бұрын

    • I was surprised that he did not mention his own emoji!

      @witchypoorose5196@witchypoorose51962 ай бұрын

    • ​@@witchypoorose5196 Same here!!! 🤨

      @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын

    • @witchypoorose5196 Is he allowed to talk about anything that happened on his old show?

      @Kaede-Sasaki@Kaede-Sasaki2 ай бұрын

  • "they're gonna take my thumbs" was written by Conan for Crusty on the Simpsons in 1991. Just saying.

    @archmage_of_the_aether@archmage_of_the_aether2 ай бұрын

    • It's Krusty.

      @johnsmithe4656@johnsmithe46562 ай бұрын

    • You don't think that phrase was uttered decades earlier, or even in ancient Rome? That's a weak joke regardless.

      @repealthepatriotact@repealthepatriotact2 ай бұрын

    • @@johnsmithe4656 he can't read

      @archmage_of_the_aether@archmage_of_the_aether2 ай бұрын

  • I love how most of the Meanwhile openers begin with Stephen walking up in a random place 😂😂😂

    @Judo593@Judo5932 ай бұрын

  • The statue of liberty is a French girl.

    @louisecharette-bertrand9577@louisecharette-bertrand95772 ай бұрын

  • It’s so easy to cheat on the SATs now.

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 ай бұрын

    • Colleges don't care how dumb your kids are anymore, they just want your tuition money

      @kristieamaya3365@kristieamaya33652 ай бұрын

    • Ha! Probably will be a lot of SAT cheating going on. My students were pleased when the stupid standardized tests they had to take went on computers, for that very reason. I didn't care too much because those stupid standardized tests are meaningless anyway.

      @user-zb7uh2ob1r@user-zb7uh2ob1r2 ай бұрын

    • It COULD be done in a way where it's basically impossible to cheat. But it's likely that the implementation will not be quite that solid... It will be an interesting thing to see play out.

      @johnsmithe4656@johnsmithe46562 ай бұрын

    • There are proctored online tests. Basically you're required to have a camera on you, and the software monitors for you switching tabs. It is still easier to cheat. For example, you could mirror your screen so someone else can look at it then give you the answers. I don't know if they'll be required to have the microphone on, but it shouldn't be hard to figure out how to communicate silently. Hell, they could just have the student pretend to take the test and have another person out of view that the test with another keyboard and mouse.

      @nicholase2868@nicholase28682 ай бұрын

    • I don't understand why they would want to do that. Get into college and then everybody starts to notice REAL QUICK what a braindead cheat you really are.

      @thaisstone5192@thaisstone51922 ай бұрын

  • Get them while it's hot!!!... Meanwhile. Love it.

    @paulosilva3350@paulosilva33502 ай бұрын

  • If the donuts tasted good, they weren't Dunkin'. Dunkin' leaves a disgusting coat of lard on your palate.

    @AlexDogwalker1234@AlexDogwalker12342 ай бұрын

    • I find them very dry. Like dry cake

      @tom4150@tom41502 ай бұрын

    • @@tom4150 Sometimes they're dry, sometimes they're lardy. Inexplicable to me how people eat them.

      @AlexDogwalker1234@AlexDogwalker12342 ай бұрын

  • What am I doing awake

    @charleselmore4707@charleselmore47072 ай бұрын

    • Enjoying life, my friend. Enjoying life

      @Ford_prefect_42@Ford_prefect_422 ай бұрын

  • When really what we need is a chef's kiss emoji.

    @andrealarson4146@andrealarson41462 ай бұрын

  • We all know what the mushroom tip is gonna be used for....naked bowling invitations 😅

    @jayczzzya@jayczzzya2 ай бұрын

  • i have to admire Mickey Barreto.

    @rondaallen7211@rondaallen72112 ай бұрын

  • Always love the meanwhile intros

    @kappatvating@kappatvating2 ай бұрын

  • Thank God for Stephen Colbert, he just tell us the truth in the humorous way...

    @paulosilva3350@paulosilva33502 ай бұрын

  • At 3:20 you had a great opportunity for a 3-hole joke, playing off a bowling ball double entendre ….. :-)

    @StylosetPapier@StylosetPapier2 ай бұрын

  • Come on Stephen, everybody knows that the Statue of Liberty has a French accent, she was a French gift.

    @scottscarafile4370@scottscarafile43702 ай бұрын

  • 3:33 As a person who has a lot of food restrictions, I am GREATLY OFFENDED.

    @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176@petercolbeysgameshowmania71762 ай бұрын

    • Honestly I don't get what's so funny about lying to people about the food they are eating. I have friends with food allergies and sensitivities who suffer a lot when something like this happens to them.

      @gnocchidokey@gnocchidokey2 ай бұрын

  • And, you think YOU'VE seen gutter balls!

    @robertschwartz4810@robertschwartz48102 ай бұрын

  • The digital SAT has been around for a while, this is just the first time the paper one was not also available.

    @robertdullnig3625@robertdullnig36252 ай бұрын

  • This was above par, fabulous!

    @sherrinunya4079@sherrinunya40792 ай бұрын

  • I think Steven underestimates Minecraft. I played it with my kids and was amazed by the complexity and vastness of details. Now I sometimes play by myself.

    @null090909@null09090914 күн бұрын

  • Hidden Valley Ranch and Cheez-It? Isn't that like how bacon and mayonnaise are good when they're separate, but when they're combined,...? *looks for the right emoji* "We have all the emojis we need!" My first thought was the emojis he was referring to when he said "sex stuff". He did forget the poop emoji though. We can't live without that one.

    @nbuehster@nbuehster2 ай бұрын

  • 🆕 emojis?!??! Mushroom reminds me of what stormy Daniel’s said about autocrat Trump.

    @being2107@being21072 ай бұрын

  • Hunh... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a dirty french accent.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage2 ай бұрын

  • The comments are a lonely place right now

    @autumbreeze1129@autumbreeze11292 ай бұрын

    • Post on through the storm... you'll never comment alone.

      @nolongerlistless@nolongerlistless2 ай бұрын

    • 🦗 🦗

      @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

    • Meanwhile…

      @jefffoy530@jefffoy5302 ай бұрын

    • You have friends now!

      @Ford_prefect_42@Ford_prefect_422 ай бұрын

    • We remain

      @gabrielmedina9623@gabrielmedina96232 ай бұрын

  • 3:17 ph come on guys, get your mind out of the gutter! 😅

    @omalor@omalor2 ай бұрын

  • Micky was all like: Yeh I might have the right to remain silent....but you know I'm not gonna be!

    @ZoraXire@ZoraXire2 ай бұрын

  • WAIT. I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent... Oh, WOW! HILARIOUS that he thought the armed officers at the door meant a spiced up Valentine's Day gift until he saw the female officers! 😂

    @witchypoorose5196@witchypoorose51962 ай бұрын

  • 3:25 Best part

    @mirrorman95@mirrorman952 ай бұрын

  • The statue of liberty speaks french.

    @null090909@null09090914 күн бұрын

  • Someone at the nude-bowl-o-rama is going to call himself "The Big Lebowski " for sure!! 😎😎

    @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

    • Dammit. You beat me by twenty minutes to that one. Kudos

      @tammymatt9186@tammymatt91862 ай бұрын

    • @tammymatt9186 Hey, the "Dude" abides 👍😎💨

      @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

    • @@encarnacionvillazana3270 😆

      @tammymatt9186@tammymatt91862 ай бұрын

    • @@tammymatt9186 As Walter would say "fuck it dude, let's go bowling" 🎳 👍👍😎

      @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

  • I couldn’t live without the eye roll emoji!

    @shelleyjennings4344@shelleyjennings43442 ай бұрын

  • I love my city!!! Pittsburgh!!!

    @cmj5595@cmj55952 ай бұрын

  • 3:21 died😂

    @N8T1V3-5F@N8T1V3-5F2 ай бұрын

  • Actually, Lady Liberty would speak and say "Ehh!" with a French accent...which as I type this, I realize doesn't translate well to text so I will just leave it at that. 😆🤷‍♂

    @Mortuusiam@Mortuusiam2 ай бұрын

  • Ooooh Hidden Valley Ranch with Cheese-It flavoring... I expect to see this soon at a Grocery Outlet store.

    @Mike__B@Mike__B2 ай бұрын

  • Stephen, you went for the easy joke. Vegan donuts are actually very good!

    @beachvacay3184@beachvacay31842 ай бұрын

    • For me to poop on.....

      @repealthepatriotact@repealthepatriotact2 ай бұрын

    • Hard disagree. I've had them. 🤢

      @witchypoorose5196@witchypoorose51962 ай бұрын

    • @@witchypoorose5196 Voodoo donuts has good ones. There are some awful ones though.

      @beachvacay3184@beachvacay31842 ай бұрын

  • Oh wow, who wouldn’t want to sit on shared plastic or vinyl benches, swapping butt-moisture-imprints like musical chairs.

    @DeadDancers@DeadDancers2 ай бұрын

    • Nudists have a towel policy to cover that, don't ask me how I know.

      @tabbyreed8925@tabbyreed89252 ай бұрын

    • @@tabbyreed8925 🤭

      @DeadDancers@DeadDancers2 ай бұрын

  • Oh look honey, a blue veined throbber😊

    @JoeyB681@JoeyB6812 ай бұрын

  • Less pre-amble, more content.

    @ricklehman8097@ricklehman80972 ай бұрын

  • NO! NO emoji collection is complete without 🗿

    @chernobyl169@chernobyl1692 ай бұрын

  • I'll be going to Balls Out Bowling. I host the Naked Trivia event for the same group. Great crowd!

    @RadicalTrivia@RadicalTrivia2 ай бұрын

  • Someone send Stephen some vegan donuts, because they are delicious.

    @LvndrHppE2@LvndrHppE22 ай бұрын

    • If it’s gluten-free or not, it’s the interstitial and hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils, that are deadly

      @being2107@being21072 ай бұрын

    • @@being2107 Stephen doesn't strike me as being a health nut, so I don't think he cares.

      @LvndrHppE2@LvndrHppE22 ай бұрын

    • Hard disagree. 🤢

      @witchypoorose5196@witchypoorose51962 ай бұрын

  • I expected naked bullet train jokes at the end. I was left unsatisfied.

    @ColoringKaria@ColoringKaria2 ай бұрын

    • like those bowlers

      @gnocchidokey@gnocchidokey2 ай бұрын

  • I could hear Diaper Donnie saying "If only they would make those bowling ball holes smaller".

    @kenchristie9214@kenchristie92142 ай бұрын

  • Hey Stephen, I'd like to challenge you to taste a genuinely vegan donut from a vegan bakery, on the air. There are many to choose from that are within easy an-intern-can-get-it distance from your studio. You can even get them from a few different bakeries, to see if it's consistent. I'm serious. I understand that non-vegan donuts do taste good, and you can choose whether to be vegan or not, (that's all legal and culturally appropriate) but I challenge you to do this because implying that they don't taste good isn't a "gotcha" to vegans, it's proof to vegans that you've never tasted what you're talking about. It only makes you look ignorant, and you're missing out on some great donuts.

    @calebcain4729@calebcain47292 ай бұрын

  • no, the Statue talks with a French accent, she's French, remember

    @bethchaosdragon7842@bethchaosdragon78422 ай бұрын

  • 5:21 same but not police😂

    @N8T1V3-5F@N8T1V3-5F2 ай бұрын

  • Loons are very shy. Even when i was a kid and they still had loons in the lower peninsula of Michigan, we would hear there lonesome cry but i never saw them. this one must have been very lost.

    @annepankau8329@annepankau83292 ай бұрын

  • @3:19: For this we hired the best writers!

    @StevenTorrey@StevenTorrey2 ай бұрын

  • I’ve done nude ten-pin bowling before. Just don’t spend too much time cleaning your ball!

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 ай бұрын

  • Uh....why pull the rusty nails out? A shipping palate strapped with a few used suspenders sounds like a perfectly viable transient bungle-trunk. :P

    @TheStarsphere@TheStarsphere2 ай бұрын

  • Hidden Valley Ranch sounds like is what sprouts up my back in a hot summers day runs down the shorts and runs out again on a leg. But then again I'm a european.

    @guyvandenbroeck8405@guyvandenbroeck84052 ай бұрын

  • me practicing my moves on the bowling ball

    @potato7461@potato74612 ай бұрын

  • 3:16 that bowling ball looks shocked and appalled.

    @SugahShy@SugahShy2 ай бұрын

  • Next State of the Union, BIDEN has to do a "Meanwhile" segment

    @LuciusJohn@LuciusJohn2 ай бұрын

  • "Idea: If we make our tests easier, our population will look smarter!" - USA

    @dasstigma@dasstigma2 ай бұрын

  • fill in the blanks lol!

    @stanleygohome4869@stanleygohome48692 ай бұрын
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