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The real question here is: Can medieval times survive Kevin?
Congrats on the heart. Make sure to report people that have links
It can not
NO
Well if he can make them desperately summon the devil then obviously it can’t, and it looks like he just did.
I think Kevin is still trying to impress AppNana.
Weird, I didn't learn about this in history class
The education system has really failed us
This is the part they dont teach you
Proof of the deep state 😂
Weird, i don't think I learned anything in history class
Kevin IS the history class.
Kevin: "This is a nice game!" Also Kevin: *Proceeds to not play it ever again*
Bruh this has been out 3 hours
Owen Bault nah they just predicting the future bro
Pan de Melocotón it’s been out for 4 hours lol
To be fair, there is a shit ton of games to play
Y'all really shouldn't take me that seriously, i'm just salty because Kevin never continued the Minecraft Harry Potter RPG series 😂😂😂
Game: takes place in medival Poland Kevin: speaks like a soviet with russian accent You are precious
Yes he is.
Tbh his attempt at American English in the 2020 election video also sounded like extreme Russian accent.
Omg I just got to that part of the video 🤣 I love him
O kurde, nie spodziewałem się skrybawkowicza pod filmem Kevina
Wait. Didn't Russia control Poland back then? Or was that a little later?
“I like how it just gets colored red as you attack it” - that’s called blood, Kevin
you'd think he'd be familiar with both the concepts of blood and killing-
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@@ppoiuu6015 don't self promote then, dip stick
@@ppoiuu6015 ok
@@ppoiuu6015 no one was going to don't worry
Kevin: "If only he knew what the Germans were capable of..." me: *sweats nervously in Polish*
@@Riftrender dislike this: kzhead.info/sun/etmIiruZn3dohZ8/bejne.html
Polish game. Polish comments.
Mag Bar me: sweats nervously in half German and half polish
*sweats nervously in german*
@@sophiie1910 [insert I'm only half insane meme]
*"Survive for a season."* The game grades you on the previous missions, and that next one is tailored to your performance. Some people get "found a village", others get "get married", and Kevin gets "survive for a season". /s
Why would Kevin get the "found a village" quest? He found a village in about a minute.
Medieval Kevin: * gets run over by a horse carriage*
Nooooooo 😂😭
Now that's an underrated comment
Kingdom Come Deliverance: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* Medieval Dynasty: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* I am sensing a pattern here...
Good god don’t give him Skyrim
Medieval Kevin hates farm animals
History repeats itself
@@eazy8579 well I mean can you blame him with how they were taunting him. Especially that Medival miltank.
@@JamesTAdams he already has skyrim videos
"Oh another thing to kill, hey little child" Kevin is smart. He goes for the ones who can't fight back.
Dude I see you everywhere
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@@ppoiuu6015 I won
Hey, now we have the magic three. Justin Y. JSGwaM LittleKingRyan
@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't!
“If you’re trying to summon the devil- well, you got me.” _wheeze_
But he wasn't playing a card game and he didn't leave through the roof...
Schoobydoo Why did I think this was a Buzzfeed Unsolved reference for a second?! XD
@@DeathnoteBB wheeze
‘I chose CallMeKevin as my KZhead name, so-“ xZNoRegretzZx: am I a joke to you
That’s his gamer tag
It's actually xZNoRegretzZx
@@IndigoGollum thank you!! I couldn’t be bothered to find the video where it’s written for a joke lol, but I appreciate the correction :)
‘Oh another thing to kill, a little child’ Anakin liked that - he killed the younglings
Hannah Doyle no shit anakin killed them.
unfortunately, he left a survivor, and now we have Kenobi.
Oh damn I just realised you would have to actually talk with people in the middle ages, I wouldn't survive a second as I am afraid of social interaction
And even if you talk to them, they definitely wouldn’t understand your version of English and might cough on you, and then good luck with that
goodluck speaking olde english you poser ahahaha
Same
Yeah, timetraveling more than 100 years back and forth is such a hassle.
You could always pretend you are deaf, and boom no forced social interaction
Me, called Edita, a Czech version of Edith: "Wtf Edyta is a weird name.... wait." Kevin: "I have a feeling she was a bit of a idiota." Me: "I was, I was."
Kevin: Kills people’s livelihoods. Also Kevin: _”No-one’ll talk to me!”_
Nice to see Kevin getting outside and making his own house. Nowadays all other Kevins just play internet, eat hot chip and lie
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@@maxwu9954 don't self promote
r/chargetheyphone
What is a hot chip?
I read "eat hot chip and die"
Kevin just managed to ruin an already terrible time
Game, right?
Nah, Kevin ruined all of time
In fact, Kevin was the only single bandit in the entire game.
I’m polish And I can’t stop laughing at Kevin’s pronounciation of the name ‚Edyta’ 😂 u r the best
I'm Czech named Edita, I feel your pain
Same
Question how do you pronounce that I'm normally good at it but I don't know anything about the polish language
@@inactivenightmare4156 you're going to have to look that up yourself bud, we can't send any voice recordings here on KZhead
@@inactivenightmare4156 Eh-deh-tah or eh-dEe-tah depending on regional pronunciation. Best part about non-English languages is that pretty much everything is phonetically spelt.
Kevin: Her name is EeeDYTA! Me: laughs in Polish
He said Edyjeta
"can I punch this goose?" two bloody goose carcasses later
I actually think Kev would be fine in Medieval times because hes so good at cults
You already know it would be one of the biggest religions today
@@coolbeans6312 Implying we're not already there?
kevin: murders entire livestock of village also kevin: no one likes me :(
This looks like they just ripped all the assets from Kingdom Come: Deliverance.
Yeah looks almost like a direct copy even the hud and inventory screens
Honestly the graphics are way better. Deliverance looks like shit.
@@seantracy8259 are you crazy? while deliverance doesn't have the best art style, graphically it's extremely impressive especially considering it's size and budget
I was thinking that the wheel menus looked ripped from Rust.
@@seantracy8259 Ok Zoomer
Other youtubers: struggle with content to not get demonetized Kevin: get ads for a video with killing animals and punching random kids That's a power of the Great Lider
Or a Great Ladle
Or a Great Ladder
Thats just all of his vids..youtube just gave up reviewing
@@Jets_Archive No, that's jse
Finally! The story of Jim Pickens’ great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!
Didn’t that already happen when he played sims medieval?
I love when Kevin says his name at the intro, and zooms into some random object, it always cracks me up.
Ye olde news “ Naked madman punches cows and steals carrots! More on this story at 6”
Dad joke of the day.... When the wife finds out I have replaced our bed with a trampoline... she's going to hit the roof.
Take this like as I send you to the shadow realm.
You are a treasure.
As a German, I can confirm that you should not trust us.
Traitor!
😉
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@@maxwu9954 can I report you instead? Keep your comment up if yes
I don't trust you therefore I do trust you.... wait what?
“ how am I meant to know what to do with my life if google doesn’t tell me” I’ve never related to a call me Kevin reference more 😂
*kills all the animals* "why does noone like me?"
Kevin is the kind of KZheadr I can just listen to like a podcast lol.
True. Especially since he has a habit of saying everything he does out loud
Yeah I was just doing random stuff but "can I punch this goose?" Took me right back in
Me to
*me who just listened to three of his videos like podcasts*
there's so many polish names, i finally feel included :3
Thank you for existing. Home life is really hard right now and this made me feel a lot better so thank you.
Kevin is just so loveable when he terrorize innocent peasants 🖤
Kevin loses Irish points for not knowing what a cudgel is.
Kevin is such a war criminal that he commits war crimes in both the past and the present at the same time.
Upgrades people, upgrades
Why do you think he has never been caught?
Wow, a Justin Y comment with only 16 likes.
Kevin: people are saying that I wouldn't survive medieval times Also Kevin: has a video literally titled Mordhau but I wouldn't survive in medieval times
I have just gotten into this game, and I'm so glad I found a video of you playing it. More is needed as this is a tough game just to survive and your shenanigans would make it amazing
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
Washing machine
didn't you already said that in another vid?
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helloooo
@@ppoiuu6015 ok, i'll flag you instead
Kevin you have to be more careful if you don't want the villagers to realize that you're the imposter
I think your videos are fun, they help me decompress after work and I use your streams and rtgames as background noise so I don’t get lonely sometimes. My cats like your voice too, they chill with me and listen. My kitten tries to tap your face when I watch on my phone 😅
This was so much fun xD and the little house you made at the river looked even really cute 😂
*I like how the thumbnail is Kevin punching a child*
Closest were ever going to get to him finishing Kingdom Come
Yassss, more of it would be amazing!!
I'd love to see more of Kevin playing this and causing general chaos to the npcs
THE CURSE IS BROKEN THE FORMAT IS BACK LIKE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD Édit: Kevin’s format for titles used to be « name of game » but « wacky stuff »
I’m confused
OMG you are right the format is indeed back. Praise be Pickens🙏🏼
what does that mean
Mercedes Benz F 015 Luxury they mean that he put “but” in the title. Kev rarely does that anymore.
Lolla Tirapelli what? he never stopped doing that
another century ruined, another day for jim
Always a good laugh watching you man your content is unreal 🤣
Please, PLEASE do more of this :D I cannot wait to see how this story unfolds ^^
I actually laughed aloud to Kevin's hoe joke
Day 116 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Just found Kevins channel again! I havent watched his videos since he used to play San Andreas with Mel and Crowley ❤️❤️ im addicted to his vids now 🥰
I'd love to see more of this. Very enjoyable, thanks Kevin!
Kevin: "I'll be fine in the middle Ages. " Also Kevin: "Where's the Wi-Fi? " 😂😂😂 he is a gift
Looks like u found: the joke
Please do more covers like Hurt or Just Can't Help It. It's so incredible! So are the performances with TwitchSings!😁
Camera
@@literallymemoviesenjoyer lights
Congrats on the success of your channel, I love your videos and watch it all the time
me, sweating in polish while watching kevin trying to pronounce ‘edyta’: 👁👄👁💧
I love how Kevin found 2 full grown cows then decided to kill the baby.
He’s still resentful of the goose from Untitled Goose Game, that’s why he targeted those innocent geese.
kzhead.info/sun/mdqHhsNqe2N3rWw/bejne.html so underrated
So glad you done a video on this game would love to see more
I saw a guy that looked exactly like jim pickens and we made eye contact i hope i dont die
soon that body will die, and the one we know as Pickens will claim you as their new vessel
You won't die, you will just wish you did.
F
Why does this look so much like Kingdom Come: Deliverance?
True, idk tho
I thought it looked a lot skyrim
It probably took a lot of inspiration from Kingdom Come: Deliverance
@@hevianoidiota that's what I was thinking I'm gonna check Just checked they are not the same devs
I know it's like they completely ripped it off to try make money or something
Holy Schmidt I loved your old videos how to annoy people. I come and watch your videos again and again every so often. I’ll check your new stuff now too lol.
Your daily videos are the last thing I watch before going to sleep! Having a laugh with you really helps me to unwind so that I can catch some Zs. Thank you, Kevin, for uploading regularly hilarious content! Night night! 🌙
Day 2 of saying:”Hey there friend, your name is Kevin.”
Now it's day one of me saying that
Your Parents Don't Name You, Jim Pickens Does
Keep it up, u madlad, keep it up
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@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't :)
My favorite kevin bit is the random zooms when he say his intro
Please, this was amazing, continue with it pls
I love your videos and haven't missed an episode in over a year
Ah yes! Kevin makes a game more epic than it is without Kevin!
Day 41 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.
I am toxic. I will prove it by saying something terrible. Bore Ragnarok
@@mango4554 you monster!
I'm gonna say the n word.
It's actually pretty amazing.
Of all my favorite CallMeKevin videos, this is my most favoritest.
Oh how that Cod clip reminded me of watching you channel those years back! Such great memories!!
That "oof" after wearing the headphone is just so fun.
I hope Kevin will play Beverly Hills Cop, Second Sight, and Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy that I sent in last year sometime!
kzhead.info/sun/mdqHhsNqe2N3rWw/bejne.html so underrated
@@ppoiuu6015 hey, maniac memes, YOU STOLE THAT
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@@ppoiuu6015 hey, i'll report ok
@@IamaPERSON me too
I'd love to see more of this gameplay 🤣 good job CallmeKevin 😎
pls do more of this kevin, it was so so so fun!
“Can I save before I hit the child” Kevin 2020
4:40 Alternative title: Medieval Dynasty but I'm a West of Loathing Cow Puncher
Watching this while being super high is crazy. Great content.
MOAR this was flippin great
Hey there Kevin, my name is “Friends”! 😁
Hi friends I'm dad
I'll be there for youuuuu
For whatever reason, this made me imagine a Telltale "Friends" Game
Kevin's DNA 100% Irish 100% Irish beer blood 1000% evil villain
Perhaps Kevin is a Fomorian
I loved this, would love to watch Kevin play it again
This was fun, I love when Kevin plays survival games
Kevin proving, yet again, that crime pays in any reality
Kevin is the reason I started making videos. This man’s rightful king of Ireland 🥔🥔
Would love a series of this!
Love your commentary
Love your content Kevin. Could we get a work out video?
PETA watching this: 👁👄👁
Saw you on an AFK arena ad my dude. Couldn't be anymore proud
I would love to see you play more of this!
Mom can we have Kingdom Come Deliverance? Mom: We have Kindgom Come Deliverance at home. Kingdom Come Delivarance at home:
I love how Kevin casually started to use this cheap russian accent for literally no reason
"Look at all those chicken" is in my top 10 vines of all time, thanks for referencing it
Pleeaase play more. I really enjoy watching you play these kind of games!
When Kevin uploads No one: Me: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yaaaaaaaaaaas