In an age of light, a darkness rises.
On June 4, don’t miss the two-episode premiere of #TheAcolyte, a Star Wars Original series, only on Disney+.
In an age of light, a darkness rises.
On June 4, don’t miss the two-episode premiere of #TheAcolyte, a Star Wars Original series, only on Disney+.
"Someone is killing Jedi" It's Disney
Nah nostalgia is killing them
Lol
Definitely Disney
@@ChazHQ you are right, the nostalgia is quickly dying. Kids don't care about it, and adults with enough integrity are REALLY over it
@@ChazHQfrom somebody with that name 😂 trailer is the most disliked in history on every channel and site.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “Disney didn’t watch that South Park episode”
@@HolsovanUltimate”we caught the big one!! 🎣🎣🎣”
Hahahahaha, good, good... I see not all have turned to the Dark side yet!
I see cost cutting corporate Communist cancer eating its way through our culture and currency.
Starwars has literally always had woman and people of color my guy. It's bad because the writing and cinematography is lazy.
@@dexlab7794 it's not lazy, it's ideology driven
"Close you eyes, what do you see?" "687+ thousand dislikes."
Praying we hit 1 million down votes
@@robr7200 yes
I’m doing my part.
Dude! That is not true at all! It's over 700k😂
star wars fans complain about everything
Enter Darth Jar Jar. “Yousa in big doo doo now, jedis”
You are over-qualified for a Disney screen writer😂
Compared to this trailer that sounds super interesting.😂
If they gave us Darth Jar Jar all would be forgiven.
If they bring us Jar Jar back, that would be better!
🤣🤣🤣
0:33 - "Close your eyes" Alien: "I can't"
"Wait, you guys have eyes?"
😂😂😂
lmao i just fell out of my chair laughing
underrated comment, made me laugh😂
GavinBlake23 Batman: Than I'll have to close them for you. (Intense beatdown). Goodnight.
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the House Cup."
😂
The Boy lies *hiss
This comment alone is better than all of Disneys, Star Wars fanfiction.
"I see waterm..."
@@dmacbtaTELL THE TRUTH!! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!??
Disney: " Execute order 66"
That's an insult to order 66. Disney is worse than that
This show is missing Cow bell. We need more Cow Bell.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see the dislikes disabled."
Use The Force Luke (chrome addons)
And they still got ignored 😂 This show already got renewed for a second season 😁
@StarWarsPublishingNews good, as a Gundam fan I'm greatly enjoying Star Wars lose money while Disney is having a shareholder proxy war. The DEI money is going to run out eventually.
It is obvious they got bots and/or paying people to come in here and say something positive about. This looks like a total train wreck.
158K Likes right now, 299K Dislikes.
Close your eyes. What do you see? Chrome extension: "I see half a million dislikes" Edit: 594K as of 29/03/24
which extension lets you see dislikes again? I haven't been able to see them for a long time
@@smushycows2334 just google show dislikes, Its almost half mill
@@smushycows2334 its called "Return KZhead dislike"
@smushycows2334 what @Finozzi96 said
@@user-ck9mu7zp9qLong Live the Fighters!
Update - 695 thousand dislikes
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "700+ thousand dislikes."
Close your eyes, what do you see? Racist, sexist boys!
@@haroldfinch8481he likes em woke
@@hsuehhs1 look it's they/them ☝️
@@hsuehhs1 Oh no MAH RASSISMS!
Haha
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "The Uruks turn northeast! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
What did you say?
A balrog of Morgoth
....GARD GARD GARD GA-GA-GA DAAAA DADA DAAAA DADA DAAAA
Did you close your elf eyes?
Tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him, tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him.
"Close your eyes, What do you see?" "I see todays sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"
hahahah love this one xD laughed for a few minutes
@sammy-zr7lg A bit of laughter everyday is good for you.
"Close your eyes, What do you see?" Harvey Weinstein
The people who made this have openly said that they do NOT respect George Lucas or what he created with Star Wars. But instead of creating their OWN Franchise, they're continuing to try and steal his! So yeah... I can believe Modern Women made this.
This needs to be a meme edit now
"close your eyes, what do you see?" "an absolute mine field of a comment section"
lol
Star Wars began with `a New Hope' and ended with `we lost Hope' with disneys management.
Cry more 😂
@@jamesparkin9267 Cope that your activism is useless.
@@jamesparkin9267 the only emotion current Star Wars evokes is Apathy, as reflected in Disneys financials, merchandise purchases and viewing figures.
Sounds like the US gov. too. No hope
wait why is everybody hating on this trailer
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "THE MESSAGE"
I read that in the Critical Drinkers voice.
Critical drinker taking over...
@@dillonmohler1836 amen
go away now
@@dillonmohler1836Same 😂
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "A million voices screaming out for refunds"
😂😂😂
I bet you can't even explain what it is you don't like.
Very simple. This franchise was made for a specific demographic. That franchise has been literally highjacked to now cater to a different demographic, ie women and all the wokeness you can imagine. Couple that with bad storytelling, you have a disaster in the making. And before you say that it is toxic fans that are causing this type of garbage to fail, did you ever ask yourself why women and the entire woke cabal is either not watching the streams or filling up the theaters? @@jamesward-parrish2309
meaning?
😁😄😅😂🤣💀
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" Bots working overtime to fix the ratio
LoL "I need to pretend everyone is a bot"
@@PhilBertran No one is saying everyone upvoting is a bot. But you'd be crazy to thin k they were all human, considering Disney has a lot to gain from making people think that Star Wars is still loved by fans. You dont think they will make sure there are upvotes?
@@ceasarsaran8573if they're buying upvotes why haven't they bought millions? Literally all that matters is the amount of time spent on KZhead.
We need to destroy the droid control ship.
@@DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki stay dense
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Disney's future" 193K vs 702K is nuts!
"What do you see?" Disney not caring about our feedback.
Disney is being very smart 👍🏻
@@jamesparkin9267 nothing says smart, like alienating a decades old audience with disposable income
@@LudwigPaiste28Alienating = having non white and female characters
@@gooner3681 Those characters almost always have bad stories to them nowadays, to the point that it's correct to treat them a signifier of bad quality most of the time.
@@gooner3681 Yeah, why appeal to your core audience when you can chase the mythical modern audience that has led to 13 box office flops in the last year? We're still not getting major Star Wars movies in the theaters. Winning strategy.
Jedi Master: "Close your eyes, what do you see" Student: "A franchise going down in flames."
Exactly 💯💯💯💯
Since 2013
to late for that
Bruh, its like someone is trynna light fire to a pile of ashes
It’s already chalked
I wonder how many people are gonna get stabbed by light sabers and live this time.
While Qui Gon watchers on in disgust. Luke is too because that’s not what he meant when he said “No one is ever really gone”. They can’t even manage one of their own few good quotes.
Yeah I thought lightsabers were as hot as the sun 😂😂😂
"Impossible. The Sith have been extinct for a millennium." - Ki Adi Mundi, circa The Phantom Menace Why is this TV show set a mere 100 years before the prequel trilogy? Why isn't it 1000?! 🙈
Because internal consistency isn't a concept Disney understands.
Weren't they just in hiding, thought to be extinct by the Jedi?
The Acolyte, "It's not about good or evil. It's about power." George Lucas, "Star Wars is a saga of good vs evil."
Ikr. It’s like these people forgot about the concepts of the light side and the dark side 🤦♂️
😂😂
Its about power is something only a sith may say. It's funny they don't even understand the source material.
Why is everyone hating on this?
@@NickSena Because it doesn't even hold a candle to the original movies. I have no idea how to phrase it differently. You can see the quality drop from one movie to the other. It's in the trash tier now.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see a particular episode of South Park..."
Put more chicks in it, make it more lame...
Ha!
You mean the episode where they make fun of losers like you that complain that everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault? Great episode
@@PhantomFelix211164 They were making fun of Kathleen Kennedy and how she is a horrible boss almost as bad as Bob iger is.
@@PhantomFelix211164 Anybody who doesn't lick the boots of big corporations like you is a loser?
1 Sentence : Disney Ruin Starwars ....
False
☝️Not a cigarette.
Not a Star Wars fan ☝️
@@PhilBertranNope. We agree.
Luddy's wrong again, like always...
disney needs to get a paramount + subscription and watch south park: into the panderverse.
You know that this épisode was making more fun of people that complaint about these stuff that people that do them ?
It was pretty 50/50 lmao. It absolutely roasted Disney as well. Not sure how you missed that. Matt stone and Trey Parker are a moderate voice in this issue.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “…a comment section full of memes from this very scene”
I see darkness
I see more girl-bosses. And endless cascade of girl-bosses. And hipsters.
I can see the darkness! It's like my future
A DEI policy where a script should be
Lol
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see over 257,000 dislikes"
on your comment maybe
I see over 257,000 genders and pronouns on this show
@@MajesticLGBT that’s not it this trailer is just underwhelming
How are u seeing that... I can't... It's not showing dislike numbers
269,000 now
There was so much potential. And then…..
Disney took over and…
Decided that they have no need for paying customers. So they…
@@robertotherabbit814 Started making bad propaganda then when it failed…
@@jamesparkin9267again with the accusations James? We were just having a little fun. No need to stop being a lady, you’ll be back on your knees in no time.
Still does. Some will refuse to see that.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” "Somehow. Weinstein returned"
"Give yourself to the Weinstein" she must have said, when she was his assistant and funnelled countless victims over to that predator.
Oof, that's Dark. Are you sure you're not a Sith Lord?
😂😂
1.2k likes but only 2 comments. Boys, we got them!
No one's ever really gone. Right?
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Nothing, Mr Weinstein"
Oooo... right square on the nose.
"Good girl."
Brutal
The rapealyte
LMAO!
How could it be possible to destroy the LOR so much? Your movies don't even pay off anymore!
“I see fire” um..check on that kid ???
Well they’re just seeing Disneys crashing stock 😂
Its just seeing the box office results.
"What do you see?" Hidden downvotes, but we all sense the ratio
Return KZhead Dislike Add-on. You can see the glory for yourself.
It's at 82% downvoted rn 💀💀💀
Currently it's: 170k 👍 420k👎
not downvotes redditard
@@GolemoidThis is correct, 170k up 423k down as of right now. Just gotta get the chrome extension and you can see the downvotes.
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Nothing, Mr. Weinstein." "That's right."
This is the best one
Haha genius.
lmao
Wait, why are there so many women, girls, and minority characters increasingly dominating the ranks of Jedi?
Wait, why not?
Forced Divershitty
phil has no answer on that...only more questions xD
LoL, imagine taking that question seriously...
@@PhilBertran lol...imagine wasting time writing comments without any meaning then? you can choose xD
Bob Iger to Disney+ creators, "Execute Order 66"
The alien that couldn't close it's eyes when they said "close your eyes" is non-inclussive
We need to start a campaign to bring this bigotry into the light😂
Shiver me triggers!
SUE THEM
This! I’m glad it wasn’t just me who noticed this. It was an able-ist scene but so many did not notice underlining the fact that we still have a lot of work to do.
he needs to be sent in a re-education camp asap to receive his DEI programm...I mean training .
Youngling: “I see fire.” Jedi Master: “Ok this kid is a lost cause.”
Meanwhile Sith Lord: "Wisely said! Wanna turn to the Dark Side, kid? We have cookies."
Why are half these comments this?
@@pderham26 bc that's what happened in Episode 8 and it was ridiculous.
Jedi Master: "You just see Anakin on Mustafar"
😆
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "One season before it circles the drain"
"What do you see?" Disney is going bankrupt.
Nope, disneys releasing all 6 movies in select theaters. They won't be bankrupt for long
@@Amp661 I think you forgot the part where they lose about 250 million dollars every movie they release, and the have lost almost a third of their net worth in the past 2 years, yeah they won't be around for long lol.
@@Amp661yeah but dune2 is beating every Disney movies in 2024 😂😂
@@Amp661only in 13 theaters so not really.
They have enough googly eyed bug-comsumers still throwing money at their projects which is the sad thing.
Trailer starts: "close your eyes. Me: Good advice.
LOL! Yes!
Haha
I'm not just closing my eyes, I'm closing my wallet. Remember: Don't give money to companies that hate you.
@@Chad_Donnerhahn with you all the way.
@@pilgrim9593 Based.
A month after this trailer release, Deadpool & Wolverine trailer gets 974k likes on Ryan Reynold's channel and 260k likes on Marvel's channel.......in 12 HOURS!
Because there's no coordinated hate campaign against it
@@PhilBertran coordinated hate campaign....all the comments and dislikes are paid xDDDD how big is your bubble? xDD
You two know each other? Take it outside!
@@thedave3704 no one explained SOCIAL MEDIA to you, huh?
Explain it.
Disney made me dislike all Star Wars and Marvel related.
Same
Cope harder 😂
LoL, glad I'm not you
@@jamesparkin9267cope Cope-ity Cope
@@LudwigPaiste28 Phildo And Sparky are the diet cope of this comment section. 1 calorie, not coping enough 🤪
“Close your eyes… what do you see?” “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning.”
Hahah someone need to edit this trailer with that song hahaha. Star wars is just comedy now hahaha
Fast as 'Light-Sabers', you mean? :P I'll fetch my robe...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grandpa, stop using the internet!
This gonna be super weak or super fire
"It's not about good or evil. It's about power." The power not to watch this Disney+.
Why not?
I think the power went out at Disney+ They need to call an electrician
@noahdavis3924 DEI, woke narratives, the destruction of the family
"You got to force behavior." Woahh that will put some butts in the seats.
The Sith have been extinct for a millenium according to Ki Adi Mundi.... Disney.... Hold my beer
Why is this relevant ? He was obviously wrong, as we know. And.. that's not how "Hold my beer" is used ?
@@jamesparkin9267citation needed
@@jamesparkin9267little yapper needs a squeaky toy.
From a certain point of view... sometimes Jedi are wrong
@@jamesparkin9267it is because you’re not a star wars fan
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Kathleen Kennedy ruining Star Wars once again."
You haven’t even watched this show though. In fact nobody has. So don’t judge, you have no right to
I don’t get the hate for this trailer, is there something I should know?
@@philipwalker979it's funny that there are only 2 comments on this. It's almost like Disney got everything deleted.
@@f-86zoomer37but we do have precedents
@@philipwalker979look up for Lesli Headland interviews, and look up who she worked with
"This is about power and who is allowed to use it" So much irony in that quote for this franchise.
Sound like one of Count Doku's justifications
Very subtle, Lucasfilm.
she: this isn't about good or evil also she: this is about power and who is allowed to use it so it's about EVIL, after all.
Agreed, they should not have the rights or power to make these horrible Star Wars movies
Hahaha, right?
Disney, do you ever get tired of losing money? 2019 was the last time Star Wars could trick people into giving them their money, apart from Grogu merchandise, that is.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” A Guinness World Record of negative comments for a KZhead video: 1 million almost!
I think that ‘FRIDAY’ song still has most other bombed videos beat though.
"This isn't about good or bad. It's about power." Disney's new slogan.
- Lord Voldemort
nice catch! thats the real message, sucks to seeing all westen world governments destroying the world and then you turn to entertainment escape the horror of your country turning into a shiithole and its the same with your favorite franchise
...Unlimited power...
HAHAHAHA
That was a sith talking. Mfs not getting any context from the trailer bc wuhmuhn bad.
"Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy." - JRR Tolkien
A woke and relevant comment
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wrong franchise.
@@lewisanderton8062still True
@@EasyHunii Yeah you're right, it is. On deeper thought, I think it's very applicable to Star Wars fans.
"close your eyes, what do you see?" "A better movie"
So is Harvey’s former personal assistant going to explain why she enabled him for six years?
LoL, are we going to pretend she did his crimes?
@@PhilBertranof course not. She was just silent & complicit to his deeds.
@@robertotherabbit814evidence of this?
@@PhilBertran She was his personal assistant during the time. Of course she knew what was going on and she even wrote a parody about it.
@@wexysexy6942LoL, no. Proof she assisted crimes. Documentation needed.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” An alien kid without eyelids front and center
The Dislikes are at 700.000 soon for you that cant see that
My favourite part is when Kenobi waves his hand and says "these aren't the Star Wars characters you're looking for"
and then when he looks into the camera and says - you're no star wars fan in my mind. pure genius.
👍😅
Would you rather them ruining legacy characters like Luke or Boba Fett?
@@ivancerecer5758 they are ruining the star wars brand in general 😔
@@ivancerecer5758 They already did.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Me finally cancelling my Disney+ subscription"
What took you so long?
@jamesparkin9267 haha your tough.
You had a subscription?
Luckily I’ve watched most of their 💩 free. Won’t pay a dime till I see something good.
I got one for free and couldn't be bothered to activate it.
Woke destroys everything
@@jamesparkin9267just like The Marvels flopped 😂?
@@jamesparkin9267sounds like what Disney is doing😂
LoL! What has been destroyed?
@@SolurVoludunso nothing? What else are you wrong about?
@@PhilBertran history and biology are nothing?
PhilBertran please explain why actors such as Liam Neeson, John Boyega and Adam Driver have said they are done with Star Wars. Also the movies and shows you mention, when are they coming out? Amovie can be completed and yet not be repleased just look at WB with the movie Bat Girl. I believe Disney annpunced an upcoming Rey Skywalker movie just to keep thier investors on board. They will lose millions of dollars from this series. It doesnt matter how many views they get from current subscribers, what they eed is new subscribers to make back thier money from making this.
Phil will have a two word comment and James is back in timeout.
There's plenty of actors who aren't done, probably the exact opposite reason the others are staying but I don't know their personal thoughts on the matter. I don't have a release date, except so far May 22, 2026, December 18, 2026, and December 17, 2027 have been scheduled in for potential release dates. Beliefs are fun. I prefer facts.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" -Panderverse... ah... I mean Disney
The desperation is strong in this one.
Nice Conan the Barbarian Reference!
"Close your eyes.What do you see? "600k dislikes "
Possibly 700K at the end of the week?
@@groguthelord897 Let’s keep an eye on it and keep updating that dislike button
Outstanding 👌
How do you see the dislikes?
@@JasonDeline Browser extension.
I hope this is a wake up call for Disney, after the “show” is released.
I won’t be getting my hopes up, much as I’d like to.
New trailer just dopped, let's get that up to 700 thousand dislikes as well.
While we're at it, let's make it 1 million dislikes.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Nothing. My eyes are closed."
This should have gotten more likes 😂
😂😂
I see Larry Fine saying that.
_fin_
Norm Macdonald once said that the perfect joke is one where the setup and the punchline are exactly the same. This comment is absolute perfection.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see Leslye Headland walking young girls into Harvey Weinsteins office"
Very well said. 👏
Because she's higher on the victim class ladder she conveniently didn't see anything
How many young girls said she did this?
@@PhilBertrana ton
Close your eyes what so you see Kathleen kennedy getting ready to kill star wars and lose disney millions 😂😂😂
When you watch the Acolyte trailer 0:53
" It doesn't make sense...!"
Phil and James will be part of the disney star wars jedi council but they won't be granted the rank of a master.
It is fair
This is acceptable!
The two of them are master and slave if you know what I mean…..
You’re probably right.
@@LudwigPaiste28 We know exactly what you mean.
182k likes, 574k Dislike . It's just Disney being Disney
Disney doing Disney things
They just turned off the dislike counter.
@@cargueone1971 You need an extension called "Return KZhead Dislike" first result on google. KZhead still has the info available in their API, it just doesn't display on the page without the extension.
And most of the likes are from bots that disney pays for xD
It is quite fascinating to see a multi-billion dollar corporation to be destroyed, from inside, by activists
Likes - 186K Dislikes - 638K
How can I see the number of dislikes ?
@@jhonnydiamond Many ways. For me, using Chrome browser, that's just a function you can select, a bit like "adblock".
You need a browser plugin! ("Return KZhead dislike" for chrome p.ex.)
@@jhonnydiamond Return KZhead Dislike
@@jhonnydiamondthere's a browser extension called "return youtube dislike". It's available for most browsers. Look it up.
"Someone is killing the Jedi" Yeah, its Disney.
Nope
😂😂😂 so true
10 million views - Three quarters of them just coming on to see if the trailer has reached 1 million dislikes yet
"Close your eyes. What do you see?" Eric Cartman.
"PUTACHICKINITMAKEHERLAMEANDGAY!!!!!"
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “Fire in the comments”
😂🔥🤯
Lets make it a """Million""" dislikes , WE CAN DO THIS !!!!
It's close to 700K now. Only 300K to go.
Is this still star wars? 😢
no its woke wars
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see massive layoffs at Disney"
The sad thing about that is, they continually get rid of the ones whom _aren't_ causing the problems.
@@NorseIt's hated because it's dogshit. Which soyjack youtuber told you cucks to defend this garbage?
that is why she said i see fire
Hopefully.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Close your eyes, What do you see?" Nothing I canceled Disney+ months ago 😂😂😂
Just months ago? You waited that long?
@@dani_i8942well to be fair the old stuff is still pretty good
the only bad thing about it is that you can do it only once.
Not all hero’s wear capes
You don't cancel Disney. Disney cancels you.
they might aswell rename the movie to "the battle against the patriarchy"
Or the battle against the fans.
There is no amount of damage control that can save this Wokelyte, unmitigated disaster.
@@jamesparkin9267James can you come up with anything new?
Pay no attention to Jamesy Boy. He’s a Disney shill pretending to be a fan. He’s actually a frustrated they/them.
@@robertotherabbit814jamie boy is carrying a protest sign on the Columbia Campus right now. james still doesn’t know what to identify as
@Lamespankin9267: RACIST! Once again you are calling another user a RACIST without any foundation! You falsely accusing another person of being racist, which is against the law in the U.K. You are obviously based in the USA but if you were based in the U.K you would be subject to legislation under the hate crime law for slander which is in place as an effective protective measure against spurious or unreasonable claims or assertions. Once again calling people racists even though they have said nothing which can be considered so is illegal in the U.K. The police and the CPS have agreed the following definition for identifying and flagging hate crimes: "Any criminal offence which is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by hostility or prejudice, based on a person's disability or perceived disability; race or perceived race; or religion or perceived religion; or sexual orientation or perceived sexual orientation or transgender identity or perceived transgender identity." There is no legal definition of hostility so we use the everyday understanding of the word which includes ill-will, spite, contempt, prejudice, unfriendliness, antagonism, resentment and dislike.
Fans since 2004 : “How about Keanu Reeves as Revan?” Disney 20 years later : “We’ll give you Carrie Ann Moss as someone you’ve never heard of before”
They met nobody half-way and just gave them Matrix Neo style fight scenes.
it would be great when the star wars licenses go to someone who actually likes star wars and dont see it as an infinty cash cow
NO THANK YOU, WE DON'T WANT DISNEY NEAR KOTOR OR KEANU
@@youareverywrongso true. Keanu doesn't need to descend to the level of modern Star Wars.
@@MsWergothey're vapid children's movies and you are cringe
Harvey Weinstein: Close your eyes. What did you see? Leslye Headland: Absolutely nothing
Underrated comment😂
Why is this comment everywhere. what is going on here.
@@brandonmetro7115 She was his personal assistant, but some how never knew about what he was doing....even though it was an open secret everyone in Hollywood new about.
Mass Effect>Star Wars
Lmao! Nice one
Lesley Squareheadland fired from other projects.
Citation needed.
#thechinknew
I also like Leslye Foreheadland. But let’s be real that dome is a Fiveheadland.
With the size of Leslie Hedland‘s chin what would be the best way to circumcise her brother?
@@jamesparkin9267 hey James, how many walnuts do you think Leslye Headland could crack in her mouth at one time?
D - Please I - Hire V - Anyone E - And R - Everyone S - Except I - Straight T - White Y - Males
@@jamesparkin9267apart from basketball and the 100m sprint
@@PhilBertran Seriously are you playing some ‘buzz word’ bingo?
@@daboz8753tired of hearing apt descriptions about yourself?
@@PhilBertran apartment descriptions ? what!? LOLOL dood yoour are duum az F LOLOL
Close your eyes, and you may as well plug your ears while you're at it.
Good advice. Don’t forget to close your wallet too.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see a holy war spreading across the universe like an unquenchable fire-"
"A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner in my father's name!"
@@julienvalley28 "Fanatical legions worshipping the shrine of my fathers skull!"
@@julienvalley28 "A WAAAAR IN MY NAME! EVERYONE SHOUTING MY NAME!"
@@julienvalley28 "Fanatical legions worshipping at the shine of my father's skull."
“Get off me! You did this to me! Your Bene Gesserit made me a freak!”
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Disney Plus The UnWise?
Darth Disney
it's not a story a Disney executive would tell you
I'd say "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kennedy the unwise"??? Disney plus is... em, ok. The Star Wars content definitely IS NOT.
NO
“It’s not a story a good producer would tell you.”
Not one single thing from this trailer grants me so much as lukewarm interest in this show. Not even the once beloved Star Wars logo. You have managed to do something that 20 years ago was believed impossible… turn the Star Wars franchise into a C-rated SyFy Channel project. Congratulations, Disney, on voting to keep those in power who have greatly diminished your company. I, for one, cannot wait until you are forced to sell to a streaming company you once mocked as a non-threat.
Always be sure to signal your virtue, but never do anything of substance.
Always assume you can know how people are living when not online.
How to be an insufferable left-wing turd 101
@@mrmike78😂😂 I read ‘fool’ in my cobra Commander voice.
@@jamesparkin9267 "Always assume you can know how people are living when not online." lolol
What are you doing of substance here?
I was looking forward to it untill i saw what the director said
LoL, sure
@@PhilBertran ?
What did she say that bothered you?
Don’t mind Phildo here, he’s a bit on the dense side…refuses to be informed, big liberal hypocrite, overall dunce virtue signaler…
Dumboz is not a Star Wars fan
Close your eyes, what do you see? "Expecto patronum" for Disney.
"What do you see?" "As of March 22nd, 435,000 downvotes."
And all of them have been ignored 😂 This show has already been renewed for a second season 😁
@@StarWarsPublishingNews they love burning money and making no profit.
@@StarWarsPublishingNewsand nobody is gonna watch it
@@StarWarsPublishingNews and Disney will just end up losing even more money....
Close your eyes, you cant see the dislikes....feel them....what do you feel? Millions of voices crying out in pain...
“Close your eyes, what do you see?” "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
"You were trying to cross the border. Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us"
Nope. Still in the nightmare.
"and that horse thief over there"@@ThisGuy7310
SKYRIMMMMM
Yeah they're woke, alright.
Dear Disney, please just do Hardware Wars 2.
Plot twist: this series is a Star Wars Jedi training simulator in the Matrix
The younglin will be trained in Ddakji! :))
Don’t give them ideas
We're all living in a simulation.
@@B.B.Digital_Forest Master jedi, the matrix is attacking me! :))
If that were the case, we’d see Keanu Reeves.
“Close your eyes, what do you see?" “I see, the M E S S A G E”
M O D E R N A U D I E N C E S
🤣👏🏻
Bravo
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