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The funniest part about Baez's baserunning was he called Contreras safe at home before realizing he still had to get to first and then when he slid into first he called himself safe before going to 2nd
15:09 🤣🤣🤣
lol 😂
barely any replies yeesh 😂
bro should have been out already anyways thats why 😂
The jumping safe call at home is the single most looney tunes shit I have ever seen in real life, period. It is EXACTLY what Bugs Bunny would have done.
The ball boy from the royals not doing anything out of fear of messing up again is one of the most relatable moments in sports history
5:02 that’s not the most random noise ever heard… that’s the beginning to kickstart my heart lmfao
I'm starting a petion to change the channel's name to, OurBrainCellsdon'texist
That part got me so f'd up I had to come to the comments to see if anyone else would put the time stamp and correct it. 11 months later...I thank you.
Javy would do insane plays like that all the time and somehow they worked. That's why we called him El Mago. In the 2018 Wild Card game, he hugged Nolan Arenado to prevent him from completing a double play. All Arenado had to do was attempt to make the throw and Javy would have been called on interference. For whatever reason, he didn't, and hugged Baez back.
Hello Zac. Didn't expect your presence in these parts..
if baez hugs me to stop a double play u better bet im hugging him back
i love seeing you on random sports pages
bro i see you on roller coaster channels all the time I swear you are everywhere
@@Cbamuzic who is zac?
“The most random sound ever heard” That was the beginning to Kick Start my Heart!
I guess we are old now lmao
@@slaebae3434 At least when we got high, we got high on speed.
lol i didnt place that at first but i hear it now
Yeah motley crue havent made a lasting impression because they suck ass
I knew someone would catch that!
Thing is, the Javier Baez one did affect the game tremendously, the Cubs won by a 2 run gap, and the two runs came from this hillarious error
Pirates fan here. No game we are apart of is really a game, it’s more like NL practice sessions for the World Series we’re never going to.
@@fourthdownback6035 I must say I love melancholic self aware fan bases
If this doesn't go down in history as the worst display of baseball intelligence, I honestly can't wait to see the clip of what does. It was a team effort to fail as gloriously as they did.
@@fourthdownback6035, don't despair. You guys had a competitive team as recently as 2018 and had 3 straight playoff appearances in the 2010s. And this year's teams is young, talented and hungry. The rebuild is going well and the future looks kind of bright.
@@DionysusAlS The 2018 team was not competitive, as they still finished under .500. That three year stretch of playoff appearances are also the only winning seasons they've had in the last 30 years, and they still didn't get so much as an NL Pennant out of it. It must really suck to be a Pirates fan, especially now that the Mariners are finally good again, although at least the Pirates have a few Championships from long in the past.
Using a flamethrower to dry dirt faster is more American than baseball itself.
The Lonnie Smith incident really grinds my gears. Dude had one of the craziest comeback stories in sports history but unfortunately a few seconds of confusion is how he will be remembered. It's unjust.
And the middle infielders were trying to confuse him, so it wasn't a blunder in a vacuum.
@@billytcat this is against the rules you’re not allowed to “fake” baseball actions. I hate the stupid 90s Chokasaurus Braves, but Knoblouch should have been given a two base error for that allowing Smith to score.
@@mramisuzuki6962 Fake tags are illegal in lower levels but not in MLB. This was also a fake throw, but all of those actions are permissible in the majors as long as the fielder isn't getting in the way of the runner moving in the basepath.
@@mramisuzuki6962 who told you fake actions were against the rules, you probably shouldnt listen to them anymore
Actually that’s not true I remember him for doing coke and letting thousands of fans throw beer at him
Every BDE intro: He hit 75 homers while suffering stage 4 colon cancer and only had 2 fingers and toes. He also was known for his steroid use and corked bats. This all happens before he was 5 years old
And he walked to the park and back every day in 4 feet of snow and uphill both ways!
He always has the most insane intros in all of KZhead, and I love them for it
“Every now and then Baseball has had its fair share of stupid and dumb decisions, ideas, or simply just ways of messing up. But did you know that an owner made a very dumb decision, that actually caused an entire organization to contract a few years later? Not only that, but someone ALMOST got their entire organization's total money cut down to 65% because of one fatal printing error on a tax.”
If it wasn't the Expos, then you got me!
And ducked out between innings to ride the winning horse in the Preakness.
My middle school librarian was a giants ball boy. She would sometimes just leave school early to just go watch the Giants
Just Kiss me. Just over use the word just while you justifiably do it's justice. Just saying
Lonnie Smith didn't get tricked. He lost the ball and didn't know if he could make it to third. You can see in the clip that he's not looking at the second baseman and doesn't stop when the "trick" happens, but after he looks into the outfield. Lonnie has addressed this and there's even a _Pretty Good_ episode about Lonnie Smith where Jon Bois talks about it.
The Pretty Good episode actually suggests that Lonnie did it on purpose to throw the game to spite of the GM of the Braves at the time. John Schuerholz. He was the GM of the Royals during the mid 80's free agent collusion scandal. Lonnie took that hard and planned to murder him for ruining his career. Did you watch the video?
@@eddiez1247 What the hell are you talking about? The video says nothing of the sort. He hated Schuerholz, but neither he nor Bois said anything about not running on purpose. Here's the link. I even started it at the relevant point: kzhead.info/sun/qriGj8mGb3OQmIk/bejne.html
@@eddiez1247 the Pretty Good episode definitely did not suggest Lonnie intentionally did this, Jon agreed that Lonnie wasn't tricked by the second baseman but simply lost track of where the ball was
@@eddiez1247 the idea that Lonnie Smith would have played the way he did all season, only to attempt to throw game seven by simply not scoring from first on a double and leaving the rest to fate, is laughable
could you give me the time stamp for this
"But the dumbest offender was in Philly" *pretends to be suprised*
This man is also responsible for baseball getting boosted ratings. His videos are absolute gold!
yeh
Since when has baseball had boosted ratings? Sure as hell hasn't happened since Manfred has been in charge
And it doesn’t even exist
Uhh Noo. Decent vid but no
5:05 it was actually the intro to Kickstart My Heart lmao
Unforgettable riff
Yep by my fav band motley crue
My first thought when he said random noise
I wasn’t the only one who noticed 🙌🙌
I see you are a man of taste such as myself
In the 4:57 clip, the "noise" that plays out I'm 90% sure it's the intro for "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue
That’s definitely what it is, that is the one of the most recognizable starting riffs to any rock song
That security guard tackling the dude proposing was legit
I can really feel for the guy in the booth on the JJ Putz situation. I did some PA announcing in college during my red shirt season and one of the guys was helping me and played music as a pitch was being thrown and he hid. Jake Moye if you're reading this I'll never forget.
😅
Hey man its me Jake Moye! Never did that.
Haha!!
i don’t even watch baseball yet get hyped to see your new uploads. you tell these stories so well.
Same
Yes! And it doesn't even exist..imagine if it did! 😮
It's so much better than a game. I haven't watched baseball since 94 😂
@@liloreoinya Bet you still watch FOOTBALL though 😂. They striked in 1981 and 1987 (regardless if you remembered etc) and ALMOST striked in 2013 (I believe). You just got adult onset ADD and couldn’t sit through one inning anymore. Just admit it. 😆
@SE C you sound personally offended and butthurt that the other person hasnt watched Baseball since 1994. Thats pathetic and sad....🤡
The grounds crew segment had me literally crying 😂😂😂😂
I watched that 2010 Rays-Marlins game. Vuvuzelas, 9-8 game, 11 innings...that game was a descent into hell.
The “most random sound ever heard” was the first note of Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue
Came down here to look for this lmao
Both can be true
Man I was certain that was Iron Man’s opening riff lol
Cleveland's ten cent beer night deserved a special mention for promotions resulting in forfeits
I was shocked this wasn't brought up
Yeah, that and Disco Demolition are auto-includes
“Bear Night?!” What attracted them, hunny, salmon berries…?!
@@trekker105 BDE didnt included Disco night because he already made a video covering the promotion and wanted to leave it off to make room for another promotion he hadn't mentioned on channel yet
I also worked even security for the AAC in Dallas. We were told to NEVER light up somebody unless they were about to injure someone else - ESPECIALLY a player. The thing is, we had things pretty much under control so that it would be difficult for someone to gain access to the floor for basketball, the ice (IMPOSSIBLE) for hockey and the stage (also IMPOSSIBLE) at a concert. At the Ballpark, it was easier to gain access to the field but there were sufficient security and APD officers to make any incursion short lived. And you REALLY didn't want to spend the night in those arena/stadium jail cells.
5:02 calling the opening of motley crüe's "kickstart my heart" the most random sound ever heard is a crime
is it tho? 😬
This video made me laugh so hard, the random noise messed up his pitch killed 😂
That random noise is The start of Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue lol
@@dwraptorgeezus097 that’s exactly what I came to the comments for haha. I’m surprised how many people actually think it’s just a “random noise”
@@oklywright8886 Young people think it's a random noise.
I laugh every time that guy proposing gets taken out is shown. Never gets old.
If I were her, I’d take that as an omen that he is Mr. Wrong.
The opening note to Kickstart My Heart blaring while Putz was trying to throw might still be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a baseball game
At least he got high on speed
its a good day when BDE uploads
absolute facts. i don’t even watch baseball lmfao.
Hell yah
Always
Definitely
04:49 "...but not always" ngl the comedic timing put coffee up my nose 🤧🤣
That play that kept Lonnie Smith from scoring was one of the most heads-up plays in baseball history. Chuck Knoblauch's efforts to keep Smith from sprinting around the bases saved the game and the '91 World Series, as Minnesota went on to win.
1:42 "The Marlins, during their first season ever, made the extremely stupid decision, to hire NICHOLAS CAGE as an employee."
You're my favorite channel to go to for baseball content. Always excited for a new video!
same its why I have all notifications on
you're* excited*
@@cashnelson2306 ppft you are the only one that cares about spelling
@@aintastra No. Actually he’s not. Pretty pathetic my taxpayer dollars go to fund schools and THAT (these incoherent comment sections) is what you ding-dongs produce…😄 PS At least he edited it. Good job 👍🏻
@@cashnelson2306Great work on the editing!
The stealing second base, followed by that Baez play, was the perfect combo and possibly my favorite ones in this video. Great video as always!
I was at the Dodgers baseball giveaway game. My parents didn't let me throw my ball 'cause we were too high up, so I still have it! Little part of history.
i love that if you had closer seats they would have let you!
out of all of these I think that segment was the funniest, imagining the real ball getting lost amongst all the fake ones
I swear whenever this man uploads all I hear In my head is *It’s the most, wonderful time, of the year*
Absolutely fantastic video! BDE with another home run of a compilation. Thank you for your dedication to the craft!
I worked for the triple a club for the mariners, pulling out the tarp is rough, especially if its windy. I saw a guy get tossed and shatter his knee when he landed. The mascot went under the tarp and someone had to direct him out lol. Yeah those tarps get really heavy when they're wet but when its windy it might as well be a parachute, i could never laugh or get upset at the grounds crew cuz ive been there myself.
The Florida Marlins tarp-gate has me ruining my mascara at work 😭!! I saw “This week in Baseball” on that incident & the voiceover & music… absolutely hysterical!! There needs to be a 30 year reunion mini-doc on that!
And this is why the traumatized Marlins now have a retractable roof 🤣
i guarantee absolutely no one expected the story at 8:07 like what group of people got together to think of this its utterly insane
Why would a baseball team want to promote vasectomies? They cut the size of the future fan base.
As a nationals fan, I thought it was hilarious that something that could be as threatening as the country of Russia, was just the Washington Nationals 11:11
16:56 you missed the best part, he only got caught cause he posted on twitter that he was the guy that escaped
"The most random sound ever heard" is the opening note to Motley Crue's kickstart my heart.
No mention of Cleveland's 1974 Ten Cent Beer Night?
I was going mention that but instead went with Disco Demolition Night.
I guess its already so infamous theres no reason to include it since everyone already knows it.
11:45 "Luckily this did not affect anything that happened on the feild" 😭😭
5:00 Really kickstarted HIS heart
I can't believe a guy fractured his leg because an Automatic Tarp Machine malfunctioned. That has to be one of the most funny yet maddening stories I have ever heard
LMFAO the funniest thing about the Marlins tarp debacle is seeing the old man laugh at them while watching the crew struggle 😆😆😂
Following the 2010 World Cup, the Portland Timbers started selling branded vuvuzelas at games. But the sound was annoying and people complained, so they banned vuvuzelas from games. Fans found the vuvuzelas they bought at the stadium at one game were banned from the stadium by the next game. I imagine the same thing happened at other stadiums.
like shit, those things were annoying as hell, especially using headphones lol
The ending made me remember there was a guy I worked with who had a court date for a weed charge. Put a pair of pants on to go in that had weed in the pocket. Cop ends up finding the weed in his pocket literally at court and the guilty guy was like omg I’m sorry I swear I would have never done that on purpose. Cop was like this is so ridiculous that I’m not even gonna book you you’re lucky.
To be fair weed charges are just ridiculous anyways
bruh Lmaoooo
I had to attend an alcohol education class as a teenager. well, unbeknownst to us in the class the teacher had a breathalyzer with him that we had to blow into and one girl actually came to the class drunk af. She wouldn’t take the test and when it was her turn she just started balling and ran out of the classroom. I felt so bad for her but coming to a state ordered alcohol education class absolutely sloshed is such a terrible decision. My guess is she was physically addicted 😬
Nothing tops .10 beer night. 7:06
99% sure that random sound is the intro to the song Kickstart my heart by Mötley Crüe.
Best baseball channel on youtube by far. Keep up the great work you are doing amazing.
Maybe it doesn't count since it was between games, but Disco Demolition Night in Chicago is one of my favorites. The White Sox did a promotion in 1979 between two games of a double header where they blew up a bunch of disco records in center field to metaphorically kill disco music. The explosion (and hundreds of rowdy fans who stormed the field immediately after it) damaged the field and forced the Sox to forfeit game 2 of the double header.
i was shocked this wasn't mentioned.
Baseball Doesn't Exist already covered "Disco Demolition Night" in a previously done video which is probably why it wasnt mentioned here.
Also it wasnt "hundreds" of fans it was upwards of 10,000 people
15:27 Hahahaha the whole thing 😂😂😂
okay can we just talk about this back handspring and how much air he got? full gymnast mode 💪 that was lit
That was Ozzie Smith, the Wizard Of Oz
That was Ozzie Smith. It was his ritual to start every game.
Thumnail works great
“Here’s mike trout with the brain of a trout”
that wasnt a random sound it was the intro to kickstart my heart
very interesting that a lot of the examples of the grounds crew messing up, the Mets are either home or away
Honestly the elderly ball boy thing is super wholesome
Nah I would be fuming if I was manager and lost a game just because the grounds crew sucked. FUMING
Fuming? Maybe if the game decided the division
h. gh mmm hvbb😊b
I have to be honest, I've never quite gotten baseball, nor do I super like it. It's fun to watch in, like, the last 2 or 3 innings, but I've never had an interest in it. But this channel makes it so fun to listen to, and the editing and presentation is so stylish, I watch it anyways.
The Senior Batpeople program is the most wholesome and also worst idea ever lolololol
"most random sound ever heard" i recognize the intro chord to kickstart my heart!!
This was the funniest frickin video. I was laughing my ass off the entire time. I've seen the majority of these plays before, but something about your commentary and the clips together had me rolling. 😭 Well done BDE. That Lloyd Moseby clip 🤣
3:45, nothing suspicious there 😃
I went to the Milton Bradley game, fans started throwing trash in right field 😂
„Played the most random sound ever heard“ Motley Crue💀💀
Alright, so seniors being ball/bar people might be the sweetest thing ever
Of all the sports stuff I do watch, I'm going to put you up there with some of the best. Not only do you add your own stuff, you're not overblown, and that makes binging your stuff very enjoyable. Thank you for your hard work, and keep 'em coming. Getting likes for all vids, and you've grabbed another sub. Hopefully those I show your stuff to adds you as well. :D
Are we not going to talk about how Jarren Duran of the Red Sox lost track of a fly ball and instead of getting the ball, he just stood there leading to Raimel Tapia to have a inside-the-park grand slam.
It at least deserves an honorable mention even if you're not gonna break it down.
The 2010 World Cup was probably the most watched muted sports event in history.
12:58 I don't care what happened. This type of behavior isn't normal. That man needs to deal with some internal demons.
Excellent video as always. The content is great, it's well-researched and the editing is second to none. Disco Demolition and Ten-cent-beer nights too were good in terms of marketing to get fans to the game, but they finished badly so in the end they were pretty dumb. Fun fact about the Marlins 2010 Vuzuelza promotion. Pro players in Japan, Korea, and Taiwan are more used to constant sound due to cheering sections cheering usually during the 9 whole innings. MLB usually doesn't have cheering sections with full bands playing music when teams are playing.
It's not just the sound. It's to do with the volume of them. I think it was 100dB on some days during the world cup. A very poor decision to have them in the first place 😂
Just looked, it's actually 120. That can cause hearing damage
6:17 im sorry but 😂😂😂
5:00 that's no random sound. That was a note from a Motley Crew song. 😂
5:40 I instantly think of Kramer rushing tennis balls in that Seinfeld episode
That baez play with the pirates first basemen was just unreal. Since when is there run downs between home and 1st base. Touch the bag or throw it to someone on the bag.
You are an all time story teller! Love your videos. Keep up the amazing work.
ya
5:02 that is the opening to kickstart my heart
The elderly ball boys and dudettes is the cutest and nicest thing ever.
I have to ask... Where do you find all those crazy infos ? The amount of work put on all of your videos is just incredible !!! 🙌🙌
First thing I thought of was Tyler Collins flipping everybody off at Comerica Park because he got booed for missing a fly ball and making an error on the throw to third
5:01 isn’t actually a random sound but the intro to Kickstart My Heart
4:58 That “random sound” isn’t random at all, it’s the opening chord of Kickstart my heart by Motley Crue
5:07 its not the most random sound in the world, its the beginning of kickstart my heart by motley crue!
Sweet vid. Always a good day when you upload
I binged your videos today instead of making my homework. I never knew that baseball was this interesting haha 😂
I think “the most random sound ever heard” is the intro to Motley Crue’s “kickstart my heart”
The Braves / Twins play wasn't dumb at all. It was a genius play by the Twins' second baseman.
I’m really surprised the play that’s not on here was where Juan Segura stole second, then on the next batter started running to 3rd, ran back and ended up standing on 2nd with the runner behind him, thought he was out and started going back to the dugout only to realize he was still safe, so he “tagged up” (?) at 1st. On the next play, he got caught stealing 2nd…a base he had already stolen earlier that inning.
5:00 “Most random sound” my guy that’s the beginning to Kick start my heart!
5:08 that most random sound ever heard would be the opening to Kickstart My Heart, which I'm guessing was the next guy in the lineup's walkup song.
4:36 omg! Poor Vince Coleman
I know! I had never heard of it. Awful!
8:19 free vasectomy wtf
So many of these bits involve my Marlins, proud to be a fan 😂
Proud Miamian here 🤦🏻♀️😂
5:02 was that the opening to kickstart my heart 😂
Do more videos where you highlight specific players. The Votto, Harper and Donaldson videos are the best ones for sure.
1:28 benny was trying to be nice ro kid at least
The "Elderly ballboy" part had my crying. LOL