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2020 ж. 9 Қыр.
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Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose Of Internet! In this video, a cat is surprised to see you and makes a funny face.
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  • That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

    @Pithedragon@Pithedragon3 жыл бұрын

    • Interesting

      @Nagisa___@Nagisa___3 жыл бұрын

    • Shit

      @Nichlight1000@Nichlight10003 жыл бұрын

    • 2.1K

      @CoolCalChickenBone@CoolCalChickenBone3 жыл бұрын

    • *yeah the floor here tastes like floor*

      @Rodrigo-ug8en@Rodrigo-ug8en3 жыл бұрын

    • Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.

      @1978rharris@1978rharris3 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

    @ursulapebble7063@ursulapebble70633 жыл бұрын

    • 1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

      @crypt1ze@crypt1ze3 жыл бұрын

    • Chromartie highschool english dub

      @multatuli1@multatuli13 жыл бұрын

    • multa tuli what

      @stuff1649@stuff16493 жыл бұрын

    • @Pnz 1 Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

      @mareeeedensos6348@mareeeedensos63483 жыл бұрын

    • ikr i was cringing 0_o

      @alpaca_cloud9657@alpaca_cloud96573 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

    @sarkaniemi@sarkaniemi Жыл бұрын

    • @@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

      @sarkaniemi@sarkaniemi Жыл бұрын

    • @@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

      @mikiqex@mikiqex Жыл бұрын

    • Hurr durr earth flat space fake

      @wowalamoiz9489@wowalamoiz9489 Жыл бұрын

    • Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

      @QuattroZack1@QuattroZack1 Жыл бұрын

    • @@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

      @sarkaniemi@sarkaniemi Жыл бұрын

  • i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

    @cambrianzero8372@cambrianzero83723 жыл бұрын

    • Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

      @KestrelHarper@KestrelHarper2 жыл бұрын

    • @@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

      @magiv4205@magiv4205 Жыл бұрын

    • It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

      @tsm688@tsm688 Жыл бұрын

    • Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area. The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

      @justaway_of_the_samurai@justaway_of_the_samurai Жыл бұрын

    • @@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

      @KestrelHarper@KestrelHarper Жыл бұрын

  • "Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...." Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

    @xBlueWolf@xBlueWolf3 жыл бұрын

    • First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

      @Herbertti3@Herbertti3 Жыл бұрын

    • Same tho lol

      @spotdvm11@spotdvm11 Жыл бұрын

    • Maybe the Joker could say that

      @vickvick9440@vickvick9440 Жыл бұрын

    • I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

      @scoutman66@scoutman66 Жыл бұрын

    • I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

      @HeathBlythe@HeathBlythe Жыл бұрын

  • _"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_ *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

    @literallyDH@literallyDH3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

      @rokuyasu9143@rokuyasu91433 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

      @dopdrop8998@dopdrop89983 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

      @dhplaz1475@dhplaz14753 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

      @literallyDH@literallyDH3 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN did you do it

      @foskfismfus@foskfismfus3 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

    @RollerBaller@RollerBaller Жыл бұрын

    • Is unreal how lucky we are.

      @You_Can_Do_If@You_Can_Do_If Жыл бұрын

    • Zeus holds up the Aegis.

      @frantisekvrana3902@frantisekvrana39029 ай бұрын

    • Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername6 ай бұрын

    • That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

      @alexCh-ln2gw@alexCh-ln2gw3 ай бұрын

    • Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

      @jennifermorgan1837@jennifermorgan18379 күн бұрын

  • Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Жыл бұрын

    • his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

      @sadredball@sadredball Жыл бұрын

  • The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

    @KP-ui1rv@KP-ui1rv3 жыл бұрын

    • _BIRTHDAY_ *BIRTHDAY*

      @Tespacc@Tespacc3 жыл бұрын

    • *birthday*

      @rehan7825@rehan78253 жыл бұрын

    • woohoo

      @fififiona_1164@fififiona_11643 жыл бұрын

    • 1:41

      @dot2336@dot23363 жыл бұрын

    • *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *W O O H O O !!*

      @dot2336@dot23363 жыл бұрын

  • "What do you do for a living?" "I ask other people what they do for a living."

    @Roflcorso@Roflcorso3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @king_suda_2956@king_suda_29563 жыл бұрын

    • Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

      @dwag6136@dwag61363 жыл бұрын

    • Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

      @3starsburningbright@3starsburningbright3 жыл бұрын

    • Mortementis or just say KZhead ? Lol

      @MatthewRass@MatthewRass3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @anastasiadicoski9591@anastasiadicoski95913 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

    @michaelburgess6004@michaelburgess6004 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

    @inourcingdisk2104@inourcingdisk2104 Жыл бұрын

    • I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

      @Momcat_maggiefelinefan@Momcat_maggiefelinefan Жыл бұрын

    • You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

      @theleafeon8345@theleafeon8345 Жыл бұрын

    • he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

      @MIB4u@MIB4u Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

    @dwag6136@dwag61363 жыл бұрын

    • @KindHrt77i fucking love yt replies imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying: OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱 WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

      @nkneamkok@nkneamkok3 жыл бұрын

    • KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

      @Skoval.@Skoval.3 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAH

      @delaneycarla@delaneycarla3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @michealafton726@michealafton7263 жыл бұрын

    • The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

      @dwag6136@dwag61363 жыл бұрын

  • “What do you do for a living?” “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

    @aquawrld@aquawrld3 жыл бұрын

    • He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

      @preds43@preds433 жыл бұрын

    • Congratulations, you have been chosen

      @observantmagic4156@observantmagic41563 жыл бұрын

    • Congrats for the heart

      @akshajkant5681@akshajkant56813 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated, more likes for u

      @mikex-tt6vp@mikex-tt6vp3 жыл бұрын

    • YOUR* Say it like you mean it.

      @mcslickery481@mcslickery4813 жыл бұрын

  • The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

    @TheAdvertisement@TheAdvertisement3 жыл бұрын

    • Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

      @BigmoufBallClan@BigmoufBallClan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

      @deathserpent9747@deathserpent97472 жыл бұрын

  • that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

    @internetduck1520@internetduck15203 жыл бұрын

  • I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

    @dylanskebo1566@dylanskebo15663 жыл бұрын

    • He the biggest planet after all

      @suuryasuprapto9472@suuryasuprapto94723 жыл бұрын

    • That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us. Look it up, it's really interesting.

      @anyjen@anyjen3 жыл бұрын

    • Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

      @TheHeavenman88@TheHeavenman883 жыл бұрын

    • It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

      @suuryasuprapto9472@suuryasuprapto94723 жыл бұрын

    • I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

      @nak8490@nak84903 жыл бұрын

  • “What do you do to get this car.” “Lock picking.”

    @Drifter-cw1bv@Drifter-cw1bv3 жыл бұрын

    • interesting .

      @alorrrviaa4368@alorrrviaa43683 жыл бұрын

    • @@alorrrviaa4368 y

      @Anonymous-nj6of@Anonymous-nj6of3 жыл бұрын

    • "Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

      @Dethmeister@Dethmeister3 жыл бұрын

    • @Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where... You're not nosaj, are you?

      @kidskpadonou894@kidskpadonou8943 жыл бұрын

    • I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

      @sewerrat7321@sewerrat73213 жыл бұрын

  • "this car yours?" "yea" "what do you do for a living?" *"steal"*

    @MIKIMAHI_Ltd.@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m g

      @donaldjendal306@donaldjendal3063 жыл бұрын

  • SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

    @SunnyTheOpossum@SunnyTheOpossum Жыл бұрын

    • The church in The Borderlands would disagree.

      @macklinillustration@macklinillustration Жыл бұрын

    • No personal space haha

      @gamedtime7794@gamedtime7794 Жыл бұрын

    • @@macklinillustration that is fair

      @SunnyTheOpossum@SunnyTheOpossum Жыл бұрын

  • The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

    @XX-zl9zt@XX-zl9zt3 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @czechoslovakia8269@czechoslovakia82693 жыл бұрын

    • Lol..

      @supremeshrek8096@supremeshrek80963 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @skymemese7966@skymemese79663 жыл бұрын

    • lol?

      @gdelusiveplayz3609@gdelusiveplayz36093 жыл бұрын

    • Lol?

      @henrybatmanlol451@henrybatmanlol4513 жыл бұрын

  • Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

    @guestaccount5635@guestaccount56353 жыл бұрын

    • birthday god! hail on us!!

      @sampoke@sampoke3 жыл бұрын

    • Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

      @lankboi@lankboi3 жыл бұрын

    • B I R T H D A Y

      @DailyDominoes@DailyDominoes3 жыл бұрын

    • H

      @Gunz1234@Gunz12343 жыл бұрын

    • Hearted

      @AAnimations38@AAnimations383 жыл бұрын

  • I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan@Momcat_maggiefelinefan Жыл бұрын

  • 2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

    @bensondavis5057@bensondavis50573 жыл бұрын

  • Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it3 жыл бұрын

    • We did it

      @eSpresso72@eSpresso723 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

      @Emiichoco@Emiichoco3 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN bs

      @_justRogue_@_justRogue_3 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

      @AeroRain@AeroRain3 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

      @annastasia3040@annastasia30403 жыл бұрын

  • “What do you do to get this car” “By being MrBeast’s friend”

    @LinA-on7yd@LinA-on7yd3 жыл бұрын

    • @@itachi-wb6ki 19 seconds ago

      @lakemontysee7296@lakemontysee72963 жыл бұрын

    • Late monely 15 seconds

      @rogue7161@rogue71613 жыл бұрын

    • Edited. I always tap the wrong letter when on mobile

      @LinA-on7yd@LinA-on7yd3 жыл бұрын

    • WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS CAT

      @zxckkx1678@zxckkx16783 жыл бұрын

    • CAR

      @user-dw1es8nk2l@user-dw1es8nk2l3 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice... "What do you do for a living?" "Im a spine surgeon" Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

    @ArKeTiCt@ArKeTiCt3 жыл бұрын

    • Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

      @solo_driven@solo_driven2 жыл бұрын

    • The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

      @GauravSharma-bt9ld@GauravSharma-bt9ld2 жыл бұрын

    • The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad2 ай бұрын

    • I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

      @cloverbun2574@cloverbun2574Ай бұрын

  • That cat looks like it has seen everything

    @CalledZlly@CalledZlly Жыл бұрын

  • Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

    @andrewmattar4178@andrewmattar41783 жыл бұрын

    • The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

      @obviousbear1289@obviousbear12893 жыл бұрын

    • Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

      @0079Matthew@0079Matthew3 жыл бұрын

    • @@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

      @theuniversedeer5096@theuniversedeer50963 жыл бұрын

    • Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

      @kurekiller6070@kurekiller60703 жыл бұрын

    • Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ? He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it? Oh, God I'm getting old.

      @carlwitt3934@carlwitt39343 жыл бұрын

  • "what did u do for a living?" "spine surgery" (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

    @coldogno7@coldogno73 жыл бұрын

    • More like the guy with the Tesla

      @E_Rico@E_Rico3 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

      @tiredwithlife.9867@tiredwithlife.98673 жыл бұрын

    • lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

      @masky1147@masky11473 жыл бұрын

    • I Hate People and I Hate God No?

      @RedTL@RedTL3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @Bon-bn5lc@Bon-bn5lc3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:47 That smile of him is so forced Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

    @blyat1@blyat13 жыл бұрын

  • 2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

    @ivyhaywalker6942@ivyhaywalker69423 жыл бұрын

    • Oh that’s pretty cool

      @Patfustys@Patfustys2 жыл бұрын

  • Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

    @mangoman9088@mangoman90883 жыл бұрын

    • Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

      @f.d.parker5754@f.d.parker57543 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @Aaokke0@Aaokke03 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @anonymous13.1@anonymous13.13 жыл бұрын

    • _it is one._

      @lordshrimpramen5589@lordshrimpramen55893 жыл бұрын

    • Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

      @spiderboyreal@spiderboyreal3 жыл бұрын

  • Jupiter when the comet hit: " That almost tickles "

    @offbeat3528@offbeat35283 жыл бұрын

    • I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

      @XSevenSonata@XSevenSonata3 жыл бұрын

    • XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

      @notlkebitch4115@notlkebitch41153 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God ???

      @jinmause206@jinmause2063 жыл бұрын

    • “ Tis but a scratch “

      @trillow2758@trillow27583 жыл бұрын

    • Jupiter: that fat kid Asteroid: feather

      @TheDragonCorporation@TheDragonCorporation3 жыл бұрын

  • 2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

    @emojiman9816@emojiman9816 Жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

    @wolfie9175@wolfie9175 Жыл бұрын

  • The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

    @Jasper129@Jasper1293 жыл бұрын

    • ❤

      @animatordudelol@animatordudelol3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao it would

      @justausername3761@justausername37613 жыл бұрын

    • Yea

      @ubz05@ubz053 жыл бұрын

    • Talking about me

      @covid-19vaccine97@covid-19vaccine973 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah no body didint like that one

      @user-FRAAAUUURRRKKK@user-FRAAAUUURRRKKK3 жыл бұрын

  • "real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

    @444ysf9@444ysf93 жыл бұрын

    • i relocate people's spines so yes, it is close

      @punnyjokeright4382@punnyjokeright43823 жыл бұрын

    • 3 bed spine for sale

      @MrKonquer@MrKonquer3 жыл бұрын

    • He takes their spines, makes them into houses, then sells them

      @scruffyspacepig_7057@scruffyspacepig_70573 жыл бұрын

    • So who is the winner ,is it rapper?

      @abinothayyilsanoj4182@abinothayyilsanoj41823 жыл бұрын

    • "this house has good bones... thanks to me :^)"

      @Devourthebook15@Devourthebook153 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 Guy: what do you do for living? Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

    @Startheus@Startheus3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:38 Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

    @xXtoxicOnesXx@xXtoxicOnesXx Жыл бұрын

  • i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

    @randomthings1539@randomthings15393 жыл бұрын

    • IKR that was gross

      @hamnamalik6436@hamnamalik64363 жыл бұрын

    • I hope flying poop doesn't come out

      @eternalwasbetter@eternalwasbetter3 жыл бұрын

    • @God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

      @NukeRadius@NukeRadius3 жыл бұрын

    • @God is an asshole bruh OK and

      @natogamez5672@natogamez56723 жыл бұрын

    • @God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

      @ben10azabenyy94@ben10azabenyy943 жыл бұрын

  • "about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter" 2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

    @user-dw1es8nk2l@user-dw1es8nk2l3 жыл бұрын

    • IT IS

      @javiencaboi9239@javiencaboi92393 жыл бұрын

    • HEY HEY HEY... Don't GIVE 2020 ANY MORE IDEAS...

      @umarmust6049@umarmust60493 жыл бұрын

    • @@umarmust6049 hahaha

      @javiencaboi9239@javiencaboi92393 жыл бұрын

    • I thought everybody knew about Shoemaker-Levy 9

      @alexanderdemontfort3022@alexanderdemontfort30223 жыл бұрын

    • Oh please just end it already, Send that comet to earth too 😂

      @tytusnezluk8955@tytusnezluk89553 жыл бұрын

  • "What do you do for a living?" "I body slam bags of chips."

    @KFrost-fx7dt@KFrost-fx7dt Жыл бұрын

  • “How astronauts use the bathroom” Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

    @alanmaclaren4118@alanmaclaren41183 жыл бұрын

  • birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

    @afghanistanguy1016@afghanistanguy10163 жыл бұрын

    • birthday

      @JameZ888@JameZ8883 жыл бұрын

    • Birthday

      @itsyaboizach159@itsyaboizach1593 жыл бұрын

    • birthday

      @ZacMio@ZacMio3 жыл бұрын

    • Birthday

      @Im_in_theTardis@Im_in_theTardis3 жыл бұрын

    • birthday

      @krishnaceejaybielza9977@krishnaceejaybielza99773 жыл бұрын

  • If a comet hit me Me: ded If a comet hit Jupiter Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

    @gamingkitty125@gamingkitty1253 жыл бұрын

    • More like a spider

      @dhruvavikas1632@dhruvavikas16323 жыл бұрын

    • Nah it was just Lizzo

      @kiellua7598@kiellua75983 жыл бұрын

    • Sacrilegious Boi lmao

      @tobyboard1721@tobyboard17213 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @Frogster08@Frogster083 жыл бұрын

    • gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

      @ploopydre@ploopydre3 жыл бұрын

  • That church turned into a home was so gorgeous!

    @StellaRoseTea@StellaRoseTea6 күн бұрын

  • The clip where a family buys an old church and turns it into a home, has been a recurring dream I've been having for a few years now. My brain is broken now.

    @Taser3141@Taser314110 ай бұрын

  • Has expensive car. “What do you do for a living”? I’m a garbage man......

    @demonboi4601@demonboi46013 жыл бұрын

    • Bus drivers drive expensive cars

      @Chan0art@Chan0art3 жыл бұрын

    • In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON. Seriously, they get paid a lot

      @befer@befer3 жыл бұрын

    • @@befer I heard that it stinks though

      @gosucab944@gosucab9443 жыл бұрын

    • @@gosucab944 baadum tshh

      @rain-uw9ju@rain-uw9ju3 жыл бұрын

    • Being a son to a billionaire.

      @fairfeatherfiend@fairfeatherfiend3 жыл бұрын

  • Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

    @wontletgo@wontletgo3 жыл бұрын

    • Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

      @janiahsantos5673@janiahsantos56733 жыл бұрын

    • Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

      @RealBananaBunch@RealBananaBunch3 жыл бұрын

    • Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

      @abinothayyilsanoj4182@abinothayyilsanoj41823 жыл бұрын

    • @@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

      @RealBananaBunch@RealBananaBunch3 жыл бұрын

    • And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

      @cloud1301..@cloud1301..3 жыл бұрын

  • "What do you do for a living?" "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

    @MrTaurenshaman@MrTaurenshaman Жыл бұрын

  • We have a large cathedral style church that has been a theater that puts on plays for years. About 6 years ago there was a fire that damaged one of the bell towers and it partially collapse, making the whole structure unsafe. So it was condemned and fenced off. Due to it being one of our big historical buildings, nobody wants to tear it down but at the same time, nobody has the money to buy and fix it. I always wanted to turn it into my house as a kid lol.

    @zero00044@zero00044 Жыл бұрын

  • Larg comet: hits Jupiter Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

    @joeykill7553@joeykill75533 жыл бұрын

    • _"That Tickled..."_

      @hoshimi_setsuko4413@hoshimi_setsuko44133 жыл бұрын

    • “i think theres a mosquito on me.”

      @sorinstan1477@sorinstan14773 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name

      @FootyBits@FootyBits3 жыл бұрын

    • Damn I saw 52 but not 118

      @CharmingGoon-uo5ml@CharmingGoon-uo5ml3 жыл бұрын

    • All that for a drop of blood

      @LinA-on7yd@LinA-on7yd3 жыл бұрын

  • Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable Me: what, no it doesn't Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

    @lucassalinas1165@lucassalinas11653 жыл бұрын

    • "this is great, but I like this"

      @jordanspamsl2-_-798@jordanspamsl2-_-7983 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name

      @FootyBits@FootyBits3 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

      @Shane-ds6qj@Shane-ds6qj3 жыл бұрын

    • Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

      @elenachristine6266@elenachristine62663 жыл бұрын

    • 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994@dontlookatmyprofilepicture99943 жыл бұрын

  • Well I guess I won’t be yearning to be an astronaut any longer. That is not a toilet… That’s some kind of torturous device… Ouch! 🙀

    @charlenemack7040@charlenemack7040Ай бұрын

  • That church house is either the most blessed house, or the most haunted house

    @ma_dran@ma_dran2 ай бұрын

  • Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

    @M.A.R.S.@M.A.R.S.3 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment!

      @theleader1150@theleader11503 жыл бұрын

    • @@theleader1150 *recently posted funny comment exists* Replies: _underrated_

      @onepunchman1953@onepunchman19533 жыл бұрын

    • 100th like

      @Rhabanaarum@Rhabanaarum3 жыл бұрын

    • Too much underrated

      @koala5716@koala57163 жыл бұрын

    • How did you make it italic???

      @mako_happy@mako_happy3 жыл бұрын

  • "Real estate" "Close, spine surgeon" In what world...

    @Patrick.Weightman@Patrick.Weightman3 жыл бұрын

    • USA baby USA!

      @Masood1810@Masood18103 жыл бұрын

    • The spine is free realestate.

      @RatRatRattyRatRat@RatRatRattyRatRat3 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe he’s saying he’s always on someone’s nerves :)

      @kinginyellow6959@kinginyellow69593 жыл бұрын

    • It's free real estate

      @user-dw1es8nk2l@user-dw1es8nk2l3 жыл бұрын

    • I'm confused someone explain

      @montehammon428@montehammon4283 жыл бұрын

  • I love looking at nice houses and wondering what they do for a living. Happy to know I'm not the only nosey one out there!

    @sethsha7826@sethsha78263 жыл бұрын

  • The birthday one sounds like a ritual

    @engineer_gaming69@engineer_gaming69 Жыл бұрын

  • "What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

    @aapo5564@aapo55643 жыл бұрын

    • I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

      @Solarianv3@Solarianv33 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

      @aIkaIi@aIkaIi3 жыл бұрын

  • I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up: birthdayyyyy BIRTHDAYYY B I R T H D A Y

    @junipercinnamon6840@junipercinnamon68403 жыл бұрын

    • It's sounds so ominous😳

      @jonthonarellano8580@jonthonarellano85803 жыл бұрын

    • Join the birthday cult

      @mariameza-bp7rb@mariameza-bp7rb3 жыл бұрын

    • It was so dead

      @yeanah620@yeanah6203 жыл бұрын

    • *B I R T H DAY!*

      @justadragonnamemarcus1751@justadragonnamemarcus17513 жыл бұрын

    • Birthday

      @arghizulfiansyah93@arghizulfiansyah933 жыл бұрын

  • 1:15 the way he protects that lil parrot 🥺

    @MaelysGaming@MaelysGaming3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

    @schleepy6362@schleepy63623 жыл бұрын

  • The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

    @epikgirrafe4327@epikgirrafe43273 жыл бұрын

    • congrats on 40 likes

      @u.s.a3940@u.s.a39403 жыл бұрын

    • u got a bot copying your comment

      @plazxs281@plazxs2813 жыл бұрын

    • U are Virgin 😅

      @edfuadmo9995@edfuadmo99953 жыл бұрын

    • OBJ wants to know her location

      @matthewseltzer5982@matthewseltzer59823 жыл бұрын

    • @@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

      @micah5918@micah59183 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?” me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

    @leviharlan5194@leviharlan51943 жыл бұрын

    • Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it

      @enkidoodoo@enkidoodoo3 жыл бұрын

    • Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢

      @ucidpmpm600@ucidpmpm6003 жыл бұрын

    • @@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer

      @ELEGANTFOX@ELEGANTFOX3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ucidpmpm600 well true

      @enkidoodoo@enkidoodoo3 жыл бұрын

    • It was probably a model one and not really usable.

      @bleakhull@bleakhull3 жыл бұрын

  • I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).

    @sminthian@sminthian Жыл бұрын

  • 3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"

    @shinobipanda2331@shinobipanda23312 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm a rapper" = Dad's money confirmed

    @mikeunleashed1@mikeunleashed13 жыл бұрын

    • Rich ass background

      @filmingstorm8760@filmingstorm87603 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God what?

      @rubscratch98@rubscratch983 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God r/eyeblech

      @eyesneveropen-meow-5125@eyesneveropen-meow-51253 жыл бұрын

    • @Mac Cheezy oh boy

      @rubscratch98@rubscratch983 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God you stupid

      @filmingstorm8760@filmingstorm87603 жыл бұрын

  • "How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

    @Tehom1@Tehom13 жыл бұрын

    • And it sucks too.

      @tsopmocful1958@tsopmocful19583 жыл бұрын

    • tsopmocful literally

      @mokey9389@mokey93893 жыл бұрын

    • But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

      @TamiyaPhilippW@TamiyaPhilippW3 жыл бұрын

    • But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

      @ranasameh88@ranasameh883 жыл бұрын

    • @@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

      @TamiyaPhilippW@TamiyaPhilippW3 жыл бұрын

  • -How do you get in that car? "Mr.Krabs's voice": -Money!

    @Xenochetemist@Xenochetemist3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:43 it sounds like a ritual lmao!

    @elaxerblaxer@elaxerblaxer Жыл бұрын

  • Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

    @wontletgo@wontletgo3 жыл бұрын

    • Corona isn't in space yet

      @AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

      @amirbahrun3098@amirbahrun30983 жыл бұрын

    • @@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

      @gammaao@gammaao3 жыл бұрын

    • Because they were probably cleaned??

      @e.e.y.1803@e.e.y.18033 жыл бұрын

    • @@e.e.y.1803 yes

      @gammaao@gammaao3 жыл бұрын

  • "real estate?" "close. spine surgeon" *im a bit worried for his patients*

    @kSubsNovideos-kg5be@kSubsNovideos-kg5be3 жыл бұрын

    • he may have meant close in the amount of money though

      @fantasticparrot602@fantasticparrot6023 жыл бұрын

    • @CreamnCoffee2 but do spine surgeons make a lot more than that?

      @fantasticparrot602@fantasticparrot6023 жыл бұрын

    • @@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines

      @capybun@capybun3 жыл бұрын

    • @CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.

      @fantasticparrot602@fantasticparrot6023 жыл бұрын

    • @I Hate People and I Hate God no

      @alalalala57@alalalala573 жыл бұрын

  • Kudos to Jupiter for taking the hit for us. Fun fact: we get a lot less rocks headed our way thanks to our big brother yanking so many of them off course.

    @weemissile@weemissile Жыл бұрын

  • "Nice car, what do you do for a living?" "Car jacker"

    @Trash_prince@Trash_prince2 ай бұрын

  • The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

    @aliwashere666@aliwashere6663 жыл бұрын

    • This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name ) Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

      @kilakuin@kilakuin3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @yourkitchenrug4300@yourkitchenrug43003 жыл бұрын

    • At least demonic rituals are catchy...

      @damondgreen2239@damondgreen22393 жыл бұрын

  • *”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”* Earth: **Sweats profusely**

    @jamiehay1027@jamiehay10273 жыл бұрын

    • Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target

      @wyattb3138@wyattb31383 жыл бұрын

    • Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      @cerberussquad4030@cerberussquad40303 жыл бұрын

    • 2020 be like write that down write that down

      @sxgh4724@sxgh47243 жыл бұрын

    • Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes

      @FoolMane@FoolMane3 жыл бұрын

    • Not earth, the people living in it.

      @uksupuksu@uksupuksu3 жыл бұрын

  • Owner: hi Cat: 0_0

    @DarkZilla2000@DarkZilla2000 Жыл бұрын

  • There was a old, unused church in a city I used to live in. A restaurant opened up in a part of its basement. I went only once. But I used to think about what I would do with it, if I owned it. Glad they were able to utilize that so well! I love old buildings, as long as they were not prisons or hospitals! Those tend to be haunted, sometimes.

    @lisamarieashby2523@lisamarieashby2523 Жыл бұрын

  • *“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

    @jt-tq8lz@jt-tq8lz3 жыл бұрын

    • That was fucking creepy 😂😂

      @YG-qi3cu@YG-qi3cu3 жыл бұрын

    • *"WHOOOOOO!!"*

      @Jizen@Jizen3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jizen I call this led big ball

      @iloveanimals5494@iloveanimals54943 жыл бұрын

    • oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

      @andygutierrez4512@andygutierrez45123 жыл бұрын

    • It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

      @nooneatall9479@nooneatall94793 жыл бұрын

  • "I am gonna go to the bathroom" "Well That sucks"

    @abdulmoiz742@abdulmoiz7423 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheSlizz s h u t

      @abdulmoiz742@abdulmoiz7423 жыл бұрын

    • Ha ha

      @alfieplayz8509@alfieplayz85093 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheSlizz *p l e a s e*

      @lilycassell6556@lilycassell65563 жыл бұрын

    • Shut 🐤👌

      @somegearedrat@somegearedrat3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheSlizz buy one ur self

      @dripalien4529@dripalien45293 жыл бұрын

  • 1:50 I love that group of people

    @lucasmagnet4859@lucasmagnet4859 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:44 um cat what are you thinking 😂😂😂

    @Aishaa25@Aishaa2511 ай бұрын

  • Me complaining about the school toilet Astronauts: That’s cute

    @cheekclapper2k953@cheekclapper2k9533 жыл бұрын

    • n

      @spazetv@spazetv3 жыл бұрын

    • HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZhead videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @justsomegreendude9034@justsomegreendude90343 жыл бұрын

    • @@InternetWeb no

      @justsomegreendude9034@justsomegreendude90343 жыл бұрын

    • AxxL wtf

      @snailcheeseyt@snailcheeseyt3 жыл бұрын

  • Comet hits jupiter 26 years ago 2020: *Write that down write that down*

    @spywalkz1@spywalkz13 жыл бұрын

    • There is supposed to be a meteorite passing between the moon and the earth in November. I heard it's about the size of a SUV.

      @tytig94@tytig943 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @sinisterbunny6796@sinisterbunny67963 жыл бұрын

    • The entire world:”it’s the size of an suv? Nah let’s make that 28358 times bigger and frame it and then say we’re okay”

      @sinisterbunny6796@sinisterbunny67963 жыл бұрын

    • Shut up shut up shut up😥

      @SteiveWeive@SteiveWeive3 жыл бұрын

    • plz no

      @JP03@JP033 жыл бұрын

  • As soon as you said "I'll see you guy soon, Later" the power of my entire street cut out

    @noamnimrodi9730@noamnimrodi9730 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:43 That's one pretty kitty

    @lisayost3362@lisayost33623 жыл бұрын

  • People at your party: birthday..... birthday..... birthday...... birthday Birthday boy: *anxiety levels through the roof* god please help 😅

    @merlinmay3685@merlinmay36853 жыл бұрын

    • I feel absolutely bad for this birthday boy, he had to deal through this level of cringe too, lmao

      @berserker706@berserker7063 жыл бұрын

    • Mr Multiverse he probably liked it

      @FrijolesLIVE@FrijolesLIVE3 жыл бұрын

    • @God is an asshole no.

      @lubv3965@lubv39653 жыл бұрын

    • @God is an asshole lmao what

      @1rxmi@1rxmi3 жыл бұрын

    • rxmikka 28 people is racist into god

      @smcvanic340@smcvanic3403 жыл бұрын

  • that chicken strip squirting gave me discomfort levels I didn’t know existed.

    @thugdog89@thugdog893 жыл бұрын

    • It made me so uncomfortable my face scrunched up as if I had sucked on a billion lemons.

      @magencrisis1682@magencrisis16823 жыл бұрын

    • It was me peeing.

      @fellowhuman484@fellowhuman4843 жыл бұрын

    • It sharted like why

      @bylehmyneh1061@bylehmyneh10613 жыл бұрын

    • Lol. I've eaten those things and they are delicious. It's garlic butter inside

      @aprilr882@aprilr8823 жыл бұрын

    • Otherwise known as a Chicken Kiev - delicious

      @chrisnyc4688@chrisnyc46883 жыл бұрын

  • The birthday one made me laugh so hard man this is like dank memes

    @Voidgear1@Voidgear13 жыл бұрын

  • Jupiter still surviving nearly 3 decades after being hit by the 5 billion atomic bombs comet like 'tis but a scratch'

    @Rosanna-df1yu@Rosanna-df1yu2 күн бұрын

  • The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

    @a3clx@a3clx3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah wth

      @infernoaj344@infernoaj3443 жыл бұрын

    • I was fine with it 🤷🏼‍♂️

      @eSpresso72@eSpresso723 жыл бұрын

    • eSpresso yoooo it’s actually you?

      @joshua5207@joshua52073 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @rice2481@rice24813 жыл бұрын

    • @@rice2481 7 seconds ago 😳

      @corgiwithabowtie1230@corgiwithabowtie12303 жыл бұрын

  • See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"

    @deluxien8825@deluxien88253 жыл бұрын

    • Reported

      @anouaressanoussi@anouaressanoussi3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ll8ht1ug3b biggest fucking cap

      @noahw2704@noahw27043 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @WrathOfEvo@WrathOfEvo3 жыл бұрын

    • soldiermaanSZN *LoL betಠ_ಠ*

      @roymuzuwa7108@roymuzuwa71083 жыл бұрын

    • READ MY NAME

      @SpeedyBoss@SpeedyBoss3 жыл бұрын

  • **sees expensive car** “What do you do for a living” “Robbery”

    @bogboat@bogboat3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol 1st like

      @s1mp259@s1mp2593 жыл бұрын

  • 2:52 let me translate it .D "here comes my lion" calling a boy teen or a child lion is a tihng in Turkey. He says a curse word after but without the curse part so its just "your sister and mother" which he says bc he is surprised. You dont even need this but i did it bc i can

    @tortue_@tortue_3 жыл бұрын

  • Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

    @adriangomez3005@adriangomez30053 жыл бұрын

    • @Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

      @KristianLyubenovYT@KristianLyubenovYT3 жыл бұрын

    • Lemonpledge10 Living form of a headache You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

      @breadstick8623@breadstick86233 жыл бұрын

    • Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

      @birb2197@birb21973 жыл бұрын

    • Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

      @tsopmocful1958@tsopmocful19583 жыл бұрын

    • Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

      @tahjaeg5347@tahjaeg53473 жыл бұрын

  • “What do you do for a living?” “So I’m not supposed to be saying this, but remember that bank robbery a few weeks back?”

    @noahbaccay8113@noahbaccay81133 жыл бұрын

    • Henry, is that you!?

      @qwertyasdf9290@qwertyasdf92903 жыл бұрын

    • 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994@dontlookatmyprofilepicture99943 жыл бұрын

    • oh uh😳

      @mintkay1084@mintkay10843 жыл бұрын

    • @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 ok.

      @v01d36@v01d363 жыл бұрын

    • @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 That used to be funny and clever before, but now it's just boring cause it's been done hundreds of times already

      @jordanwarner1352@jordanwarner13523 жыл бұрын

  • the birthday one sounds like some sort of cultic ritual and i’m living for it

    @maggutzzz@maggutzzz3 жыл бұрын
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