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A CATASTROPHIC parking fail has been captured on camera as a driver of a Jaguar hits two parked cars several times whilst trying to park in South London.
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The blunder happened in the car park of Lewisham Hospital on Thursday (20/05/2021) morning at around 10am.
Darren Pittman was looking for a space himself when he noticed the driver failing miserably to park his £65,000 blue Jaguar I-Pace fully electric car and had already hit a black Ford Focus parked on the right.
As the clip begins the car is flush against a Toyota Aygo reversed parked on the left, and the front wheels are over the kerb on gravel.
He first reverses straight back, it is now clear his wheels are over the line and in the already occupied bay.
Driving forward with the wheel turn slightly to the right he again hits the kerb, however instead of straightening his wheels he turns them further to the right and as a result the eight month old car hits the Toyota.
He attempts this manoeuvre a total of four times and hitting the car again before reversing straight back and the clip ends as he gets closer to Mr Pittman's car.
Sharing the clip online he wrote: "Never drive a car that is too big to park."
The video has been viewed 220,000 times attracted 500 comments and been shared over 1,000 times.
Almost immediately the stereotypical comments came such as 'must be a woman driver' or 'an elderly man' and many suggested the driver must be drunk or even possibly ill.
Darren later revealed that it was a man in his 40s driving, he was as sober as a judge and perfectly well.
It is not known however the extend of the damage to the Jaguar or either of the vehicles it hit.
One user commented: "Are they drunk?! Serious note though are they ill or having a stroke or something?"
A second wrote: "Spends £60k on a new Jaguar, yet gets their licence from Kelloggs."
While a third said: "They can afford the car, but not driving lessons?"
Another added: "Even with gadgets, gizmos, sensors and cameras onboard look at this lemon!"
Bay parking has formed part of the driving test since 2017, and although reverse bay parking is more practical and safer, you could be asked to to do either by your examiner but will only be asked to reverse into a bay in the driving centre car park and to drive into a bay elsewhere.
The joke of the matter is that the car has more than likely a self parking assist fitted to it which would have avoided this stupid driving all together. I think to be frank though this person shouldn't be on the road in the first place... Frightening!
Last time i used parking assistance in the same car. It parked me into another car. So wouldn’t trust it🥵
@@drunkpancakes6277 Maybe give up driving altogether ? Just stick to the booze & uber . 😕😊
@@drunkpancakes6277 why didn't you stop???
I'd love to speak to the driving instructor who trained this individual. And the test examiner that passed them.
anyone who needs parking assist probably shouldn't be driving..😆
I’m amazed how some people remember how to breathe
I forgot please tell me quick
There's a German expression which had me laughing my head off the first time I heard it, namely "he/she is too stupid to sh*t straight" :-)
They have a track on their iPhone which constantly plays on a loop…..” breathe in, breathe out”.
😂
most are oxygen thieves anyway.
Plot twist, the owner is in the supermarket still and it’s the pet Labrador trying to reverse out of the parking space.
Funny that
Must be the owners guide dog
The dog is the better driver. Scary.
🤣
True,the dog is smarter than its owner.
When money can’t buy skills
But seemingly can buy copious amounts of alcohol !
When driving well became a skill for some people 😂
Not really a skill to select reverse and hit the gas. A literal ape could do the same, given enough bananas.
@@dazediss6629 It's not about reversing. It's how to get out of tight space safely.
@@brandsplanet4381 not really because at the start of the video the steering is aligned so they only need to reverse. There’s literally no reason to touch the wheel. The only reason there is contact is because they turn the wheel.
How did that person pass their test is mind boggling!
Maybe the test is around 70 years ago?
You can buy driver's licenses
@@thedeadlinger6992 or drive without them
@@thedeadlinger6992 well a certain populous can in this country and share the license without fear of reprimand
They probably wasn’t stoned during the test.
Brave soul to whomever was recording right behind them.
In a car, and blocking possibility to move back :D
@@Tassaczek There are people like that, they park behind bad drivers, record it so that they would get hit and claim insurance money.
Class what’s the lesson we learned today? HAVING A NICE CAR DOESN’T GIVE YOU DRIVING ABILITIES.
Bro dont be toxic okay
I agree entirely Troy
That's the biggest problem we have in the UK on roads! Complete wild brain dead muppets driving on the roads!!!!
… but by the way this car is not nice…
@timkotim bro its jagguars like mine cars
Authorities should make a DVLA trace to get this individual off the road.
hi. did the person filming this call the police ? or alert anyone
Sad, the Jag has a 360 degree set of distance warning sensors, and front and rear cameras.
So? If you don't know how to back up how is that going to help you.
The "driver" (I use the word in the loosest sense) probably thought that all the beeping noises were some sort of brilliant electronic music.
@@nicolascrescimone well the warning sensors and cameras are supposed to help you and make it easier for you.
Now, if they only knew how to use them……🤦🏻♀️😕
Half them probably not working anymore.
This driver is either drunk or doesn’t have a driving licence
Go with the latter. Read the full synopsis. Guy was 40ish and sober. So. Driving licence¿?¿. It is London
That's an insult to drunk drivers.
That, sir, is a false dichotomy.
I've recently learned people with an EU licence can actually just swap theirs for a UK one - no UK test, it's insane
Nope. Just female. 😂
I have also have a jaguar I-Pace and these cars have parking sensors, 6 cameras with 360° viewing and autonomous parking features. There really is no excuse for this.
are these optionals?
@@axcn4733 Came standard on mine
Provided they’re working today, ive seen Jaguar black out even the instrument panel while driving, or take forever to get the system going after startup.
Doesn't mean they can operate any of those function !! Just look at the driving, it takes determination to be that stupid.
No amount of cameras or sensors would make any difference to this driver, as they obviously don't understand which way they need to turn the steering wheel
They have to be drunk surely? Even the worst drivers on the road aren't this bad
these drivers are all over the road, you just don't notice them
That moment when you realise that “retiring” your chauffeur was not your smartest decision...ever..!!
What is it with people! Driver in the Jag should have their license removed to start with. But why just sit there and watch someone damage 2 other cars over and over?
The driver is beyond the need for help
Because it makes "good" KZhead fodder?!
I have seen this a few times and each time I have gone over and offered to help but only once was my offer accepted.
He was already going to make an insurance claim so he was just getting his money's worth.
This is what you should do. This is evidence for insurance
Anyone else remember the days before phones when someone would actually go and assist instead of just filming.
You buy a big car you park it without outside assistant simple !
No amount of assistance can help this driver.
Most people ( especially Jag drivers due to being superior ) would probably be insulted if you offered help .
If you can't do a simple reverse from a normal parking spot then you should not be on the road. This moron should have it's licence revoked with immediate effect. This is a very basic movement that any licenced driver should be able to complete WITHOUT any assistance whatsoever. I bet the the prick didn't stick around or leave details either!
No.
We have this problem in our residential car park.People who park TOO close,People who park at STUPID angles,people who BANG their door against your car when they get out.The times I’ve seen people who just can’t park properly,EVEN some that struggle to reverse...and you wonder HOW they passed their tests!🤔
I think that it's the same everywhere mate..... I watch some of the morons trying to park in my local tescos car park and it's absolutely laughable.... And when they get out, it's compulsory for the driver to whack the car next to them with the flippin door!!!!!
My wife did this in our garage. $1600 later all was well.
That's the proof you don't necessarily have to be man of genius to become wealthy.
All the kit and still a git.All the gear and no idea.
Sure, you just need to be pretty and swallow and all the possibilities are open to you.
Wealthy in that car? 😆
Or a woman. Let's not discriminate
When it's someone's else money...
It's alright... he drives a Jaaaaag!
He??
@@alexsmith8448 The quote doesn't mention she
Badly... I may add.
My guess is a wealthy Chinese man bought his wife that car who recently passed her test
I'm willing to bet £100 it's a female, either African or asian
Brave of you to park right behind them and film. I would have backed away seeing as how incompetent their driving is.
There are people like that, they park behind bad drivers, record it so that they would get hit and claim insurance money.
That's why I shop after 7pm and park in the farthest corner.
I also park at the furthest point from a supermarket entrance but dam me when I return to the car someone’s parked next to me in spite of many available spaces.
@@cambo2910 omg yes this always happens to me, I think they have ocd or some odd habits lol
@@cambo2910 same for me, I think some people think cars get lonely.
This just proves the point that drivers skills are more important than almost any car safety feature, all those bans and fines and all wont help unless people on the road become better drivers
Shit me sideways could you imagine them reversing in ? 🤣
''shit me sideways'' i am stealing that line
They can't reverse. That's why they always drive in and attempt to reverse out. Normally ok if there's not too many cars about.
😂
She reminded me of a similar situation in my work carpark, a woman spent half an hour trying to maneuver out of a normal space, mashing the cars either side over and over.. Many people were trying to help but she ignored them. I'd never seen a car go lock to lock so many times without moving, when it did it was under a metre... and she seemed to shuffle the car sideways in micro movements both ways, it's just amazing that they are out there... legally driving.
Bloke, apparently
How do you know it’s a she ?
@@mayanaztec6440 Cos she needed a husband to pay for the tyres and steering rack, PS booster and ball joints... else it would have been lesson learned at some point in the past. And, she looked like a chick without a ....
@@mayanaztec6440 🤔 let me guess: the way she parks the car, maybe?
@@mayanaztec6440 based on the driving performance
That has to be a drunk driver!! Surely nobody is that bad!!
More than likely a person of the vintage age.
@@motr1912 hey!! I’m getting to the vintage age stage and don’t drive anything like that halfwit. 🤣
you will be suprised what women can do
Spend a week in norfolk mate, particularly around the Burnham market area, you'll be surprised.
@@sambrooks7862 yeah. Been told they’re all six fingers and thumbs out that way.
The guy is filming his wife trying to get the jag out of the space 🙄
I was expecting the driver to get out holding a white cane.
😂👍
I would have gone over to check that the driver was okay and wasn’t having a medical emergency, perhaps the beginning stages of a stroke or seizure.
This is very true. They could have been having a hypoglycaemic attack or anything which can leave people really confused.
Turned out he was just a really shit driver.
Good point..
The driver could've even been drunk. Only way this seems possible
@@05Rudey yeah lol and he was driving and wan king at the same time
What is sad and just shows how selfish this country has become , is the fact that instead of helping , the person sat there filming, as its obviously more important to put on social media than it is to help
Well this probably comes in great for the parked cars insurance
That's exactly what I was thinking, should have helped instead of filming and laughing.
Also looks like he is blocking half of the road with the front of his car and making it even more difficult to get out.
Would you get anywhere near that bloody idiot,next min they will floor it and launch backwards,obviously some issues here eh??
@@TMB-cv2bg if you help ,now with new laws you may become liable for damages.
Kudos to the system that grants driving licences to people like this..... 🙄
That kind of car is really expensive. It's amazing if this person actually is insured. In fact they should be immured, not insured! 🤣🤣
It’s like we learned in kindergarten. Stay in between the lines.
Definitely got his licence out of a box of rice crispies
His? Or HERS???? My money is on the latter
“tut tut” let me film this on my camera phone, that’s what’s sad about our sick society. Everyone just films everything instead of helping or intervening to help each other. Sad
It's not the jags fault, other cars shouldn't of got in its way
Look how the Jag has parked totally selfish
“Shouldn’t of”? Where the f*** did you “learn” English, eh? The correct grammar is: shouldn’t have. Now be a good lad and enrol in school again.😀
@@adriancoppin977 ok ok not everyone if great at English, calm down
@@chrisswildlife7166 if English is your native language then using incorrect grammar on the premise that not everyone is “great” at English is, in my opinion, puerile and adequately demonstrates the utter low standard that now passes as acceptable in this country. You receive a degree for simply being able to write your name correctly these days it would seem.
I can just imagine a 7yr old getting out of the car🤣🤣🤣
I love seeing parking fails like these with vehicles that really aren't that big and have plenty of space around them
Strange looking Jag,driver must be on something,crazy.
Lifetime driving ban! I would also add the person filming this should have intervened and stopped the jaguar driver causing more damage! Just sitting there filming it is just as reckless in my honest opinion! ⚠️😯
He was already going to have to make an insurance claim so he was just getting his money's worth. May's as well hit the parked car a few more times!
At least there was evidence in case the driver decided to do what too many car park prang drivers do and drive off without leaving details.
@@motr1912 Sure record the number plate but c'mon what effort does it take to put the phone down, get out of your car, go over and intervene before they do even more damage? I've stopped a guy steaming drunk, could hardly walk across the pub carpark, watched in disbelief as he got in the drivers seat and started his car up! Before he could put it in gear I was opening his door and shutting it off, I couldn't live with myself if I let him drive off and potentially kill someone or himself!😯⚠️
That was my 1st thought. I would have intervened 👊
"Should have interveened" The driver was a 40 year old man. May be that it was a older person that filmed it and didn't want to risk an encounter with a 40 year old male who might be aggressive. We shouldn't judge if we weren't there.
If they would have got out they would have drove off . license removed straight away
I once had to tell a lady to stop trying to reverse into a space that so obviously too short for her car a blind person could see it...she just huffed and puffed at me and drove off lol.
This is why i hate leaving my car in a car park....
Yes, the cammer should have helped and the driver should not have a license but not just for their lack of ability or spatial awareness but for making the same manoeuvres over and over and expecting a different result 🙄
All the gear, absolutely no idea. Left hand down mate!
Left hand down 😂😂 I was saying the same . Tragic on a 70 plate car
@@dennisphoenix1 what is so special about a 70 plate? newer car status?
@@eagleeyez1 it's just it's a nearly new car that's damaged not an 06 shitter like mine .
That's the last time Hertz rent out a car to Mr. S. Wonder.
Definitely not eligible to drive a Jaguar
I personally would have not filmed it but gone and stopped the driver from their actions.
filming it is the better thing to do in this case, the damage was already done. now they have evidence of who caused it and will be covered insurance wise. if you just stopped them and didn't record it then they'd just be left with a damaged car. and the jag owners free to go.
This reminds me of the time I worked at the House Of Lords, a very elderly Peer did this to a parked Rolls Royce.I watched the whole thing but amazingly the very next day he denied all knowledge of it.Fortunately for the owner of the RR I managed to convince the Peer to admit his wrongdoing.
Being qualified to do something in this case driving licence, Does not mean your actually any good at it, just means you did good on that one day
I think the person, the incompetent person driving, must have been a hypnotist and hypnotised the examiner into passing them
Bet the driver also hogs the middle lane...
Don’t think they would find the middle lane 😂
Where abject stupidity meets the mechanical and electronic, modern world.
Poor, poor jaguar, having to go on the road with a driver like that!
I'm pretty sure that was a lady operating that car. The person videoing this should have stopped her.
That has to be a woman who isn't paying on that car or the insurance. Enough said...
It's a bloke driving, not a lady.
Why not take the time to reverse into a space its a damn sight easier than backing blind out of it, too many lead footed clowns about. He could have got all his damage out of the way & had a nice relaxing mooch around the shops.
Most likely a she
I always reverse, into parking space,
If they can't manage pulling in straight, how in the hell would they manage backing in?
@@tomkam9783 But did they pull into that position so close to the other vehicle & way over the line, if so they would have been better off reversing in, that's what I meant.
Oh my word , and that person passed their driving test. Never 👎
this person has clearly not passed their driving test
Surely an automated parking option isn’t an expensive extra when you are prepared to spend that much on a car 🙃
No idea what position his steering wheel is in...A car of this calibre must have a parking pilot of some kind..?...I doubt the Clown driving it would know how it works tho.
I'll tell you about the car park of a hotel I was staying in where the family where unloading and their 2 year old wandered off. SUV driver reverses into a space and felt a bump, thought they had hit a kerb so rolled forward and reversed again and felt another bump..... True story and it didn't end well. And this driver is a prime example of repeating that tragic tale.
This is why I park the fuck away from all over cars in car parks where possible.
I feel bad for the Aygo driver. Electric junk owners think they own the world
It's a actually a good car driven by a tool
@@peanuts2105 yeah it is a good car, but not as pleasant looking as jaguars usual vehicles
@Da bobstar The amount of lengths SOME EV owners go to show off their "importance" and "higher social status" is absurd. Especially people on twitter. Uh! There's just this stigma attached and it's not attractive.
@@elijahcarr4137 OMG really they show their ev off people in fancy trucks or sports cars or luxury cars NEVER show it off. Wow
And here’s me thinking it was the drive that is brain dead.
There used to be a lot of funny femyle driving videos on KZhead, I wonder if KZhead has PC censor/deleted them by now.
Legend has it she's still trying to get out of that space...
Yaris: exists Jaguar: and I took that personally
I hope she remembered to leave a note with her details on the cars she bumped into - especially the one on her left side, it could have all been avoided if she had learned to park inside the lines in her bay
He.
It’s always a shite suv version of an otherwise excellent brand.
Nothing to do with the car, it's the clown at the wheel! Shockingly bad.
@@bobsnodley6171 yea what I’m saying is most bad drivers buy bad cars, SUV’s especially.
This is a perfect example of why some people should not be allowed to drive no matter how much money they have.
All the gear and no idea. Lost count of the number of times I've seen someone with a posh car and can't drive it properly
Or, how about, seeing him crash into one car, offer to park it yourself - and if you know about the I-Pace, show him the self park feature!
Him or her?
@@tomoreilly9932 The description says it was a male driver in his 40's (looked like).
Offer to park it yourself after the first hit?????? "Officer, this person wrecked ny car and the one next to it!"
Liquid lunch 😂
💯🍺🍺🍺🍺😂👍
You don't drive a Jaguar when you just graduated with a driving license. Perhaps he hasn't graduated..
That’s my mum driving. Her insurance is 12 grand a year. Absolute nightmare.
Their driving instructors should be held accountable.
I'm thinking they might not be used to the way EV's accelerate...still no idea how this happened but the speed at which it keeps moving back and forth would seem to indicate they're panicking a bit.
Dont know exactly why, but this is the funniest clip I've seen for a long time...
How is it possible to be THAT bad at parking.
Why didn't the person filming offer any help? More important to get the social media attention than actually be a decent person perhaps?
The twat driving is beyond help.. 🤣
NO NO NO That’s a beautiful Jaguar and that is 100% a woman driver. Give them nothing more powerful that a Hoover 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
There's been many beautiful Jaguars over the years that awful suv is not one of them. It looks ugly!
It says in the description that it is a man in his 40’s.
He wants to make sure that cars properly fcked up
That poor little Aygo is like a little kid getting a fat-arsed person bunching them and shuffling around on the seat next to them on the bus!
I bet the Toyota owner is feeling quite smug indeed
Can't park, presumably can't drive full stop. Lovely new Jaguar will be destroyed soon. But why doesn't the cammer get out and offer to help? If only to save the Yaris from further mistreatment?
It's a question of "mea culpa". If the camera guy gets in that car, it becomes a "joint enterprise" and he becomes as guilty as the (unable to) driver. It's shaky enough ground as it is, just to stand there and do nothing. His best course of action would be to call the police, and gather as much evidence as possible. Just videoing the event would not be sufficient defence.
You could argue that just standing there filming it happen is probably the best course of action these days, especially if the jag owner decided to do a runner.
Something not right here. I wonder whats really going on and what is behind them to make it so difficult to get out ?
That is clearly an example of it’s time to quit driving.
What a plonker
Innit
When I see something like this I wonder how people like this even get a driver's license? Then I watch Joe Biden try to put more than 10 words together and I wonder how he got to be President. Lol
And then you watch trump and tge UK government and think.. Wtf
Well, just as Stalin said, (paraphrasing) "Doesn't matter how many people vote, what matters is Who counts the votes"
I hate this. Putting a scrape on your own car is annoying, but coming back to find someone's scraped all your car is upsetting.
A legend says that the driver is still there ...
When you have money to buy an expensive car, but do not have the most important thing. Driving skills!
It's like watching an episode of Robot Wars.
One would (mistakenly) assume that this person has sufficient intelligence to somehow make enough money to buy this gorgeous Jaguar, and yet they are lacking basic spacial intelligence to be able to move it. Also they are totally lacking in emphathy as they proceed again and again to damage somebody else's property.
Probably his wife.
If that person did that to my car that would be their last living day on this planet.
How has that person ever passed their driving test? They must be blind.
we learned that jaguar steering just turn one way, that's why he is having trouble
Park in the middle of the space for starters like you are supposed to. Keep practicing with no vehicles next to you until you get it right. It's really quite easy for most people; then there's this guy....
Seriously, this person should have his/her license revoked.
This is why i don't park in supermarket carparks, this driver is just one of many.
Wow , does anyone know if they are still there going back n forth ,
Must have passed her driving test in a foreign country
Whats worse then the driving is watching some one fuck up and not helping