Maps I find Dumb
Maps I find Dumb More stupid maps: / terriblemaps Check out my other KZhead channels below! @JackSucksAtLife @JackSucksAtStuff @JackMasseyWelsh @JackSucksAtClips @nocontext @GeogStuff
on JackSucksAtGeography we upload a range of easy to watch & sometimes educational geography related content. I have successfully learned all 197 countries and flags of the world. I also look at interesting maps to teach us more about different parts of the world and their culture. On this channel I also play Geoguessr.
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i'd wear a deerstalker 🔍
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Bring dislike button!
5 hrs ago KZhead with 6 likes pinned comment (That’s just what it is) Tell Neal to bring back the dislike button
Deerstalkers are good hats.
real
The Time Jack runs out of adjectives will be devastating
@@JolzyOMG i thought u a bot till i looked at yo goofy profile pic
“Maps I find Devastating”
@@Jolzy Let's go!!! I randomly found a Thai person online!!!!!
@@whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhathi lol
Maps I find at 3AM
"Sometimes I look up to the moon and I think to myself I-I wou...woush...IwoushIwaso... I would like to go to the moon" Very well said Jack.
I read this right as he said it-
Yeah that kinda made me laugh😂
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
@@tegcatsame
@@tegcatsame
Bro started speaking Japanese 🇯🇵 3:54
Real😂
Jacks reaction to Australia and Russia being switched is hilarious 😅
Switch Australia with China, and flip both upside down
@@cloxdz 6 times*
@@idkroblox2 think you’re glitched bro
.YOU HAVE MORE THAN TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
@@superpro3227 what does he have more of and why are you typing with caps on
Out of context moment: 7:30
That's a lotta damage
Jack, 7:06 That chonk bird is called a Takahe, and it's from New Zealand (my home country.) There are quite a few on Kāpiti Island if your want to see one. I have also seen a few Takahe in my time. P.s they are highly endangered and only on pest free islands such as Kāpiti island and very rarely in the wild.
Yes, but a bird like it just not as fat is a Pukeko more common in areas with not many buildings or people, (p.s I'm from NZ to)
Nice 😀
It is flightless and one of the biggest rails (Rallidae family) and just awesome, an actual herbivorous dinosaur. Good thing they are still kicking about, I hope we never lose them but I would not be surprised...
Also on mototapu island behind rangitoto I've seen a few there
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
7:04 That bird is a takahē from NZ. The photo hasn't been altered; they really are that chonky.
2:10 Here in Europe we consider 4 hours travel 'way too far for a daytrip', while in Canada and the USA this is a totally acceptable it seems. I discovered this when my cousin from Canada was visiting. She had a hard time understanding why my sister didn't come say hi, even though she was on a holiday about a 5 hour drive away 😅
I live in the US and we will literally drive 4 hours to the beach, stay for a few hours, and drive home lol
I live in central Florida and I can confirm that it takes at least four hours just to get out of the state.
@@casey33912 for texas one side to the other, even more for california long ways
In Michigan four hours is a bit long but you are never more than an hour from a beach
My grandparents used to have to drive 3 hours just to buy groceries (new clothes and such) for the kids. That's just the down journey, then they'd drive 3 hours back the same day to get home. In the Midwest, 1 hour's worth of travel is roughly 70 miles (1.6 km). In densely populated areas (typically coasts) 1 hour's worth of travel is less and probably closer to the distances you might expect in Europe.
Listening to Jack pronounce all the states without the letters AMERICA made my day
same lol
It sounds like chinese
*SSSSSPP*
@@finni3655that’s what I thought! Like Chinese or Korean or something
@@perla5465 borderline racist but ok....
Cant wait for 7:11 to be at the no context channel
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
@@KiddKishexactly what i was gonna reply
💀💀💀💀💀💀 I hope it ain’t what I’m thinking it is XD 💀💀💀💀
8:11 Central America has disappeared 😂
3:47 Russians trying to name all of the states
4:30 Jack missed Chicago which is marked as “something they call pizza but isn’t really pizza” 😂
Jack - you’ve already beaten Trinidad and Tobago! And (everybody’s favourite) Equatorial Guinea, for that matter!
Now he HAS to go there and browse the internet with Microsoft Edge
@@simo_viewer_pr9030but not while his dogs are around
3:40 Jack is having way to much fun here
I'm convinced Jack is going to go to the British embassy and make new words officially just for this series
i don't think he will need to knowing there is so god damn many synonyms for "amazing" "awesome" "spectacular" or "astonishing"
IF your a christian you need to repent your sins PLZ
5:43 flavoured
4:50 my back is itchy, do you itch for me? ok where? SPAIN
6:21 I've never realised how tiny finland and sweden were 😮
Yay i love WHEN you make map videos keep up the good work Jack i appreciate it❤😊👍
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IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
5:35 well, I know whats not going to be my job 💀
You know at this time Finland has st peters burg
The last one was so personel 💀
3:35 Jack now has some sort of African Stereotypical Accent
6:00 : I found a way to cross through Bangladesh and India 32 times while walking in a strait line.
3:30 as a hungarian i can confirm we are obsessed with sour cream
As a russian i confirm. Nothing is more tasty than eating some eastern sweets with good cold sour cream
2:46 for NoContextJackSucksAtLife 🤣 Edit: actually there's a few hundred good opportunities in this video, I can't keep count
Love the videos, Jack. Keep it up!!!
Jack just makes my day 10000000x better with every single one of his videos, Thanks Jack lol
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
Hello jack, I love your videos! Please do maps I find supercalifragilisticexpialadocious it would be so funny!
Bro you know what that even means?
@@CLoudzy___54 it means "extraordinarily good"
@@realpeel ohh thanks for 1 second I thought doesn’t that mean an illness
@@CLoudzy___54The one that means an illness is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@@NaSaBiii79 Or Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
"They're just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like 4 hours." Either that or they don't think any thing of it. If I have a friend flying into Seattle for a week end, I'll take a bus up to hang out. I'm in Portland, Seattle is 3.5 hours north on a bus. It's just not that far to travel and really isn't a big deal. The pizza one is also wrong. Portland's pizza is pretty damn good. I was surprised when I traveled because I expected the pizza in chicago and new york to be next level amazing but no, it's not that much better. I think it's because pizza isn't the type of food portland is really known for. It's more known for food carts and more unique dishes.
6:44 that’s literally what my mother thought on how North American looked
i may not be a MAP but i am so dumb
Wow your verified😮
Love your vids jack! Keep up the great work!
I like the dog profile pic
Jack I love your videos. Keep it up! Geography King
7:39 Yes it is, just missing it’s coastal provinces (Coasts and Provinces)
Petition for jack to learn all the capitals ⬇️
Shut up
Hi Jack, the bird is from my home country New Zealand and it is a highly endangered species called a Takahē 7:12
Jack,your a big inspiration to my channel and I absolutely love your vids ! And I am still waiting for that trip to Equatorial Guinea Ik you won’t read this but your content is amazing !
List of video ideas: - flags i find dumb - flags i find stupid - flags i find useless - flags i find ridiculous
4:10 as someone who's experienced both American traffic and Caribbean islands honking, we in the Caribbean are far more likely to honk at you for literally anything at all. Except in new york. Y'all need help.
As a New Yorker who doesn’t have a drivers license yet I will try my best not to honk in the future
Jack makes my day even if I’m mad if he says the wrong country
I always like when Jack looks at maps.
4:11 Honking your car is actually uncommon in Thailand.
I like how Jack calls a square a rectangle.
A square is a rectangle.
3:54 Welcome Russian Jack with a Japanese accent... yay
lets just hope jack never runs out of adjectives
The bird is a Takahe!!!! Native to New Zealand and extremely endangered just over 400 left, if you want to see one, go to a nature park called "Zealandia" in Wellington!!! :)
Jack pronouncing these place names sound like stereotypical Mandarin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 3:48
8:30 As a resident of D.i.c.kland I can confirm!
2:46 Jack: can name every single country in the world Also Jack: calls a rectangle a square! 😂
POV: Everyone comments Jack never fails to entertain us when the video hasn't started yet
2:24 nah, its west America, middle America, and east America. Except the middle took over the east and trying to get in us west coasters personal space by being super friendly. Help, someone from Missouri is cutting my lawn and changing the oil of my car free of charge!
0:22 hey don’t be mean to Jay Foreman
I haven't looked into it greatly but I feel like either Baarle-Hertog with Netherlands/Belgium (assuming you go through or over buildings) or India/Bangladesh would be the record for crossing the most borders in a straight line. There's some crazy border lines around Haldibari and Patgram in eastern India. That's a GeoWizard video waiting to happen.
A large part of the Canada-USA border is theoretically 49°N, but isn't it *actually* the result of a survey, inaccuracies and all? So a straight line could cross it many times.
7:08 that bird is the Takahe. There are only around 400 left and they were thought to be extinct until they were rediscovered in 1948. If you want to see one there are some at Auckland Zoo or Zealandia in Wellington.
Maximum pdf size at 2:15 is 381 not 7000
381^2 meters
1:41 There's the Pickelhaube in East Prussia.
Those birds are called Takahe and found New Zealand, South island. Currently, due to European settlements and farming, the Takahe is in the brink of extinction. Luckily, the Takahe and other New Zealand birds population are regrowing, so go and adopt one now if you want one and save the population.
I always love this geography reddit videos!😮😊❤ You are my favourite KZheadr!😮😊❤
0:49 why is he showing us the map of the ocean
lmao
yeah, i just see a map of pure blue...
Nono, you missed turkiye in the botton right-ish
4:00 ohio is the best one there, Oho isn’t a bad name.
Shouldn’t it be h
Trust me on that car honking one the red really honk the horn I went to Egypt and there was so many car horns going off constantly
1:26 bro just insulted antarctica 💀
7:40 already saw that on reddit
Jack:That Is A Big Slice Of Icy Pie Antarctica:Am I A Joke To You
Petiton for Jack to make a video called “Maps I found”
how did jack see europe???? i couldnt see a thing at 0:55
0:24 ayoo that's the guy that's well known for a series called "Map Man"
1:10 didn’t think many people even know who Robbie and Gary are any more!
the thing about waitrose is more about how waitrose and booths have an agreement to not compete in each others territory, we have stupidly overrpriced ready meals in the north too
1:05 the county is wirral! that’s actually where i’m from
I counted at least 3 no context videos in this video
On the map with the shark facts it didn't show the uk or new Zealand .I do t know whether it was Intentional but that was the one thing that stuck out to me
2:46 "sometimes i look at the moon and think to myself" *"what a wonderful world"*
6:15 its not dumB it is ok
5:09 im so offended.
Eu tbm
To be fair, in the U.S., the passenger rail argument isn't about size, but population density, and China has a much higher population density than the U.S.
Fun fact- the bird is called a takahē (tah-kah-hey), and it’s from New Zealand!
7:53 iykyk 💀💀💀
can u explain please
Cypetmwys?
8:24 really a cap map
You can never escape learning the capitals.
0:14 Antarctic: We speak every language
4:59: Jck hvng strok! pls hlp!
CONGRATS!!! on having more subscribers than the population of Trinidad and Tabago and next the Equatorial guinea only 2k subs more
: are there any graphs or other mechanism that conveys any similarities among languages, syntax characteristics, or translational relationships of any sort between languages?
8:38 U already did
he probably filmed it a week or 2 ago
Jackisgoodatgeography
you make good vids btw new subscriber
this is the man who made all my classmates cheat off me in geography tests😂
2:44 do you know what a square is?
0:04 as a mongolian, i feel offended because not only this meme's creator didn't search for original GIF on wikipedia, [insert pronoun] didn't even bother to edit the year on the second picture, so low effort
frr im mongolian too
In the "american states without AMERICA" part I had to pause to look but I love the fact that Massachusetts only loses a few letters compared to Maine which became N 😂😂😂. Sshustts. Like ur saying it with a severe lisp or while drunk n said the start too quietly to be considered part of what was said. Add an apostrophe before the letters n u could use that in a line of dialogue for a character. Example: He sat down with his 10th mug of beer n shouted, "hey, you from 'sshustts?" I think u see what I mean now 😂. As a writer, I approve of this map n thank it for inspiration for a funny drunk pronunciation of a long state name.
6:53 as a Bosniak im proud that we can take this L on Croatia
Sorry u have no ocean
@@somebodyoncetoldme4640 what about Neum?
@@anonimni1288 only 12 miles of coastline, so not much. In such a small area too. Croatia kinda screwed yall over when Yugoslavia split
HEY!!!!
2:35 The moon according to flat-earthers.
3:52 had me rolling on the floor laughing xD
Off topic, but I thought I broke my new headphones/old phone and then realised I literally just had the volume down😅
3:12 I already saw that
4:15 This is just not true. I can’t go a single day in America without hearing a car horn
He said UK not America
That bird is called a Takahe. It's from New Zealand. It is very highly endangered