Today I ranked all of the vehicles that were released into GTA Online with the Los Santos Tuners DLC!
Bloons TD 5 Main Theme - • Main Theme - Bloons TD 5
Trap Beat • Ultra Trap Type Beat R...
Join my discord - / discord
Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)
HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZheadr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZheadr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZheadrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
The fact that the Euros was such a let down was so sad because the Nissan 350z and 370z which it was based off are such badass cars
Agreed, I love the 350 & 370 irl, I wish they would've made it cooler in game :(
After I got the Euros, I couldn't believe how bad it handles frfr. Such an awesome looking car, with it performed better for sure
@@shiesty2wyte52 damn I was about to buy that lol
@@paulocostaswine.1909 oh nooo plz don't waste your money!! Get the calico, dominator asp, or jester rr if you're looking to do some serious racing. Without one of these cars, you will be obsolete, no matter how good you drive, trust me lol. My wins to loses ratio rn is 198 wins to 221 losses 😜 💯
@@paulocostaswine.1909 shit yo if ur on PS4 you can add me. I have 9 of the tuners dlc cars all tricked out in my auto shop, you should come check them out sometime 💯. -_-_-_-_- DaReeferKilla420
personally I think the Karin Previon is quite beautiful, that's just my personal opinion, but I do agree on the customization, but even thought the Previon doesn't have the best customization, you can make it look beautiful.
I don’t actually hate it lol it’s just not for everyone, it’s actually not that ugly of a car really
I agree the soarer atleast irl is a very special and good looking car
like he said, your wrong.
@@HarmNone it’s just non car people who can’t mod their cars properly and then they all end up looking like these in this video
I love my previon!! May not drive the absolute best, but I made mine look frickin sweet! 💯 🔥
This list is basically just "how well does it brap" and I'm here for it
Lolol
You have gone against the disclaimer. Forfeit your arse and possessions.☠️☠️
Gta doesn't have good bapz
The vector is awesome in racing
2:26 "it also sounds like this" and it went to an ad. That was funny
Hahaha
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 that NPC yelling "WTF!?!" when you start ripping the engine in the sound test w the Sultan.
Lmao
The Warrener in last place?👀👀👀💀💀💀 This is actually my favourite tuner IN TERMS OF DESIGN, I can't afford it right now however, hope it will be on the podium again. Nice video!
Glad you enjoyed bro! Good on you for taking it as a joke because it’s meant to be a joke 😂
Thanks for the irrefutable facts! This is such a good video, well done! I think I might have to go watch it again!
Hahaha thank you buddy! I’m glad you liked it bro :)
Props to u for giving us the information we have all been looking for but at the same time putting some laughs into it. Bravo. (Idk if that’s the right word)
Aye glad you liked it :)
Had the Cypher a while and recently got the futo gtx and the sultan RS classic! The sultan is an absolute BEAST! I've been wanting to get it, but I didn't know it was so nice and fun to drive! It's super smooth, grippy, and has insane acceleration even in reverse! Such a nice car! I really wanna get the comet s2 as well. I love a nice porsche, and it looks spot on to one of the real ones! Good stuff, man! 😁👍🏻 the asp, jester rr, and the calico are absolutely phenomenal too! Love the calico! Is just really satisfying!
Great info in the video. The one thing that is missing is how these vehciles perform in the Auto Shop missions. These missions only allow the LS Tuner vehicles and if you don't already own one you are stuck with an apparently unupgraded Obey Tailgater S. That thing is a rolling pile of aluminium foil that you could shoot through with a spitball gun (in other words, I agree, it sucks). One might as well put a target on it's rear window. I'm guessing the Dominator is the best category since it is evidently the fastest one. Basically it appears NONE of them have any defense features. Seriously R*, the Auto Shop missions send you out to battle the russian army with a childs toy.
The dominator asp and the jester rr have access to louvers. The NPCs with their sniper-like aim somehow have trouble hitting you through them, making the missions much more bearable
I love the ranking bro. Keep up the great work!
Aye thank you bro I appreciate that :) Will definitely keep it going :)
I completely disagree with most of your picks lol but this was a cool vid man! Nice work!! 🤘🏼
Aye fair enough bro! Glad you found a way to enjoy it :)
Here’s a detailed input: The customization on the AE86 is pretty good, it’s just how u customized it is pretty bad. The customization on the 350z & previon, pretty fckn lackluster to say the least, the euros more than the previon but still almost nothing. I personally found the rx7 & s13 mods very disappointing Some if not all of these exhaust notes have been recycled from other cars. Supra, looks decent (except front) until u modified it. Personally love the calico & vectre sound. Kinda ridiculous they added the sultan RS Classic after the sultan Classic was already released. It’s like they forgot, they’re basically the same exact car with little to no differences whatsoever before or after modifying the effing car. The car came as a coupe, a sedan & a hatch/wagon so why tf add the first two? Probably would’ve been much more sick if the 3rd one got added instead of the other one.
Chill bro
Man let Dginny preach!!
@@kevincutler Yeah, I think he threw shade on a lot of bangers and put a generic pony car as number 1. That makes his disclaimer non binding in GTA/internet court.
@@ricky-sanchez the internet has given their verdict 🤣 respect
Mustang is definitely number 1. You forgot to mention it has a lot of customization options. You can even add superchargers in the engine bay
I agree. This particular Mustang is actually modeled after the Cobra R which was engineered to be a track racing car.
Good video, but I don't think anyone with those fog lights can call a car ugly 😂
I have the Tailgater just for the simple fact I played the turner DLC with friends and I needed a 4 door, since 2 friends get high when I am driving and my other friend I used to play with sucked at driving. It's not a bad 4 door car but I was happy to drive any other Turner car, when it was just me, 1 other friend or if I played with people who wanted to drive. In a way, I totally agree with you, but since it a 4 door turner and you need turner cars in turner missions, it's higher on my list, just because it's the only 4 door turner car I have.
Another ranking, nice!
Yessir!
Great list bro, shameful rockstar didn’t make the comet s2 as fast I thought it would be since it would be the fastest out of all in real life, also the Supra fans don’t wanna admit that the Supra is a BMW sort of since it uses BMW parts 😆😂
True! The Comet S2 should be insane I feel like tbh, the new Supra is still nice but definitely doesn't have the same vibe as the older one
I don’t mind the new Supra sharing BMW parts. After all, it’s a damn sexy car. Doesn’t the Fiat 124 spider share the same with the new Miata?
@@NFSBeast2365 Just so you know, people don’t buy a Supra for it’s looks
@@TheSUPERSNIPER59 they buy it because they think its the greatest car of all time because it was in Fast and Furious
@@BMWM3GTR2001 Nah they buy it for a straight 6 that can hold a ton of boost.(The old one, not the new one.)
Your double clutch skills are on point bruh
The sound on the Lexus soooo goood. Completely agree with the list
Hey! Can we do this list once again purely based on track performance in the street race series? I feel that's an important category too because that will change a lot of results in my opinion. I will be happy to volunteer as a tester!
Just check Broughy1322 mate
That’s what I thought this was gonna be, just ended up getting mad at the guy for dissing cool looking cars
checking your content after finding out your channel around the contract DLC coming out and I definitely agree with most of your list but it breaks my heart that you rated the S2 so harshly.. It's my favorite car brand and one of my favorite model (992) but I understand the reasoning, I was disappointed aswell when it came out because of it's performance being not that great, on long straights it was good,especially on lowered stance but on tracks with corners it was horrible. It's even worse now with the nerfs that they did with the tuners cars handling flags. Euros is in a similar situation,another of my favorites but just bad performance wise.
It’s a shame bro, I love the S2 so much but after seeing just how underwhelming the handling performance was I was just so disappointed
Cabrio has all the benifits non of the cons
Nice video thanks mate
Aye thanks for watching I’m glad you liked it :)
This was such a good idea as no one has actually done this
Thanks bro! I did one before on the first day the Tuners DLC released but I wanted to do another with all the cars :)
@@HarmNone yeah I haven’t seen lots of youtubers do this so honnestly good job 🙏
@@toniqq2370 Thank you bro I appreciate that :D
I recently baught the Annis Remus, and I think it's really good, especially the handling. It is not hard to drive at all.
I also just read the video description and I absolutely agree.
Hahahaha 😭😂
bro i’m so glad u put the asp first i love it so much , so easy and fun to drift with u gained a subscriber.
Aye welcome to the channel bro! The ASP is my favourite car from the Tuners DLC but honestly I feel like it’s the best car that got added :)
My favourites are the Dinka Jester, Sultan RS Classic and the Calico GTF.
Some of my favourites aswell for sure!
Hi and thanks for the great video! Could you please tell me what color you chose for your Dominator GTT? Looks great! 👍😍
I believe it’s gasoline green!
The Asp is my favorite right now. The Cypher is the best looking. Good video.
ASP is an excellent muscle and handles like a sport, I fkin love it!
@@dharmeshmistry342 fax me too
Loving the balloons tower defense background music
So goated
@@HarmNone no cap kinda nostalgic
The way R* got away with Dominator ASP, looking like the Cobra R, is by putting the side grill behind the front wheels, unlike its real life counterpart, where the side grill is in front of the rear wheels
That "wat da fuk?!!" @15:25 had me dead 😂😂😂
Blowing up the Warrener HKR at the beginning!🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!🤌🤌
Hahaha
Hi Harm .Beside of Dominator ASP (because I already owned one) which of these vehicle have the best handling . some of the auto shop mission is best play with a good handling car over fast cars. can you recommend a good handling cars
I’d say the Vectre, Dominator GTT, ASP, and the Sultan RS Classic probably
The Futo GTX is a classic 😤
Do you drift?
I love the Supra irl, but never chose to purchase it in GTA online because like you said that horrific front end.
Absolutely agree, it’s really really ugly lol
The autoshop staff member was an elite edit🤝🤣
Great video as usual. Which one has the best armour? Kind of struggling with the prison job... Cheers!
Unfortunately all of them are the same armor and the windows are all weak :(
@@HarmNone Cheers mate, keep up the great work. 👍🏼
The front bumper of the Jester RR is me everytime I do a Fooligan job.
Hey, looking back... Would you change the previon spot? I've seen a few of your coupe races and they usually look like your alone on a Sunday drive. Pack of other coupes just somewhere in the past.
Honestly, I think the Previon should've been lower in my ranking, I only put it so high because it's looks in my opinion are pretty bad, however it is BY FAR the best coupe in the entire game so I do think it should've been a bit lower, maybe 7th or potentially even higher.
@@HarmNone I remember hearing it was the best coupe so I figured I'd give the Zion a rest and try it out. Broken was what I thought. It effectively made any coupe race a previon race. But then at over a million vs something I stole from someone on the street that checks out.
@@patricke0n Yeah I mean it makes sense for the cost of the car vs the cost of most other coupes in the game, the Previon is not only a huge jump in performance, it's a complete leap forward into like a new generation of cars lol, it destroys like you cannot win against it.
Bro must’ve skipped right over the disclaimer
It’s actually a 2003-2004 cobra. They made that body style 99-04 it was the new edge model. I own a 2000 gt and they are amazing cars.
What wheel colour did you use on sultan Rs classic please lmk when u see this comment thanks..
I am not surprised that the Calico GTF was good because it was model after the Toyota Celica GT-Four / All-track that was never sold in the US for that generation. The best the US got was the GT model which was still nothing special. The Mustang also did not suprise me because it is actually modeled after the Cobra R which was engineered to be a track ready racing car.
I can't help but feel that if a literal fart had a great exhaust sound to it, it would have been #1.
Bloons in the background had me vibing
Hell yeah bro!
I love the previon, one of my favorite cars right now
I feel bad for the Karin lmao 😭 ur funny af bro
Hahaha thank you buddy 😂
Soon enough all the sunny truck fans gunna come for you
Yeah the Warrener XKR was my least favorite out of the update bro good thing you put bombs on it🤣
Lololol yeah it sucks
Your a raiders fan lmaoo steelers goona win
Dude i love how the previon looks maybe not yours but it looks good
Fair enough
@@HarmNone nah i was mad shady for that
For the jester RR, I hate it stock but I made it look hella nice somehow but these are all facts
Y'all notice how he mentioned something about performance with nearly all except ZR350? xD
i love the comet s2 bought it last month
It’s pretty sweet!
Wait wasn't the ZR350 used as one of the arena war weaponanized vehicles?
The balloons td battles sound💘
So good
All I can hear is the background music from bloons tower defense 🎶
Hahaha
Can you race with all of the cars in the street race series?
Id love it if you would show the profile of the cars more. For a lot of them you just show the front
the futo gtx is beautiful in my opinion
I watch HarmNone so I'm right. My wife gotta watch HarmNone too so she can understand that I'm right! 😂😂
Lmaoooo 😂
He Gon fok yo wife.
i like the way the dinkel adjuster looks personlly
Wait until you hear this 😂😭 man sounded like every car in gta
I’m currently deciding between S2 and Vectre for my street series car. Leaning more towards the Vectre.
Don't agree with some of the spots but a great video
Thanks boss
they did the AE86 dirty. better go and double it's acceleration on downhills, rockstar! Also: are you saying that those exhaust sounds aren't flipping annoying in your opinion? O.o that's just weird...
So the 16:50 car is the fastest Muscle car ? Faster than the imploder from arena wars?
The dominator ASP is the fastest muscle car in terms of racing around a track
The dominator asp is amazing
Agreed it’s incredible
See, there was some I didn’t agree with although you explained your reasoning, and then I understood. And then there was a couple I still didn’t agree with however, I remembered the rule that you was right and I was wrong so we’re all good again.
This guy gets it
Dominator: dominates..
Dominated*
@@velocity7786 domination
the karin saltin classic is really good looking ngl
I love that car
Subie fanboys suck gok.
@@ricky-sanchez ok
ty for, the btd music love to heAR IT
Hahaha it’s so good!
I love the pfisters handling, one of the best drift cars In the game
The front of the jester looks very similar to the modern Supra lol
Ae86 in ‘poo’ tier is criminal 😂
I have the sultan rs tricked out just for the looks as it sits in my garage the all time... Three cars with that beautiful display hood sit side to side. I only ever drive the dominator gtx
I want all my Los santos tuner cars together but there’s only a 10 car garage in the auto shop and there’s 17 cars 😐
HN: the cypher is the best looking car add- **WHEEZE**
Whats the best car for the auto shop mini missions?
I really wish that the Cypher had louvers in the back
My previon looks amazing idk what to tell you lol
Imo the Jester RR looks better than real life Supra
Hot take but honestly I lowkey don’t necessarily disagree 👀
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?? THE ANIS REMUS LOOKS SOOO GOOOD, ITS A REPLICA OF THE S13 DUDEEEEE IT SHOULD BE TOP 5
Anyone know a good car on a budget? I like the rs classic but im at 1.1 mil at the moment and wondering the prices
I thought nobody else liked the dominator asp
Bro your headset or mic sound quality is so good! Which one is it?
Regardless of the comments made about the Futo, this is a strange list.
*makes car look bad* “look it looks bad”
Honestly I like the front of the Dinka jester but for me looking at the back of the car it just looks wrong
Hmmm interesting
Calico is overpowered i think its the only 4wd car thats y it corners at such high speed
True the Calico is great
I'd rather take a taxi than drive that lol it looks like a Kia the first year they came out... just worse 🙃
This is late but I also ranked these cars: gtt, asp, nothing else.
I believe those are some of the best cars from the tuners DLC for sure!
0:59 RIP #17
Lolol
9:02 Karin Previon is this week the podium robbery
My futo GTX looks sexy! But yes its sucks lol, and the comet S2 is the same. it has 0 handling oversteers a ton. But I'm disappointed in how the cars sound, most of them sound like a vacuum or a microwave. except for a few!
I agree a lot of the cars do sound like vacuums
The HKR is definitely the best one out of the mall it’s a pick up truck it’s gonna be the lightest one in the rear end it’s gonna be the easiest wanna drift going fast but your criteria for why these things are good or not is oh is this going to be in the next fast and furious
That’s completely false but go off
@@HarmNone how so You literally told us nothing about it and just blew it up so in my mind it’s so good that it left you speechless
Idk. Maybe u could try getting some good customizations on the Ae86. Or just learn how to drive/drift cars
I like how 11 gets blown up bc it makes him angry 😆 quality video. The front end of number 6 has a Bugatti front that’s a L
And the line you are wrong got me 🤣
Lmaoooo I’m glad you liked it bro
I love that car I'm glad he blew up with it LOL
It's annoying how cars like the Jester Classic and RH8 Retro Custom are sports cars instead of tuners like they should be
Agreed
HarmNone you should do a video based on the best Fast and Furious remakes sometime. Too bad they don't have proper decals for Letty's 240SX or Jonny's S2000 from the first movie. Overall though there is a lot of them you can make
No one complains that the game labels the dominator a muscle car when it is really a sports car.
I guess the bottom car must be really bad lol i just unlocked trade price and decided to look up a ranking all cars video
According to subtitles the rt3000 engine is music.
Lolol