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4:45 - Meme Speedruns
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@@LinkTheOnePieceFan🍈
diamondwaste% cook 5 diamonds together and be amazed by your stupidness and your waste of 30'000 rupies
its hateno idiot SayHatenoCorrectly%
What about the luminous talus heart
Reverse Reddit Mod%: Start in the depths, find a way up to the surface that doesn't involve warping, touch grass, talk to a girl
Is Ascend allowed?
@@DatJaneDoeArchive Yes, ascending is allowed. You just can't use shrines or towers to warp to the surface.
This implies Ganondorf is a Reddit mod
there is the odd location in the depths you can ascend to the surface from but they are often pretty inconvenient, fun idea
@@scrunkore you could also raid one of the yiga bases and make a hoverbike... though i'm not sure if you'd have the battery to make it to the surface
Veggie%: Get a Molduga to eat a Korok (Trust me they're plants so they count as vegetable)
This one. This one's absolutely diabolical
Fruits are plants too…
@@TCOFFICIAL01 Vegetable means edible plant, and koroks arent fruit.
@@winged_jackalope Any plant is edible if you try hard enough, buddy. They're a plant. They have chlorophyll. Shhhhh.
I love this speedrun
It’s nice that butterdogdogwiththebutteronhim% returned from breath of the wild speedrunning
Dah dawg with da buttah %
honestly the best run
Butterdadogwitdabutteronhim%
Nothing can surpass this
Here's a few: Frox pog% - Have a statue built of a Frox "pogging" with an open mouth in Tarrey town Aladdin% - Take the best girl on a flight. Who that is? You decide, but you're wrong if you don't choose Paya Die to all bosses% - Self explanatory
The name works. I guess I just like Paya's shyness lol
Aladdin% is impossible because Mipha isn't in this game...
@@deen7530Nah, Sidon best girl
@@kori_seawolftrue bro
@@deen7530 you simp
restaurant% where you go to ganondorf and build a restaurant around him as quickly has possible
That’s already a speedrun
@@MrMannFB it's not linkus said that he would do some of the comment challenges for the next video at the end of this video and this is one of the one's he chose
Burb% You get the full glide set to 2 stars. Time ends when you jump off the Great Sky Island to the Surface and survive the fall without the paraglider.
Or water
@@pizzyzarc2695 I mean on the ground
Also, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever had on a comment
Maybe it should include falling into the chasm near the island
@@Rafael-qq1vw Even better!
Master Torch% Get the master sword and fuse a torch to it
Wait this is genius, I remember that one NPC from BotW had the so-called "Master Torch"
Or maybe the Master Gourd
@@isquack4592 Master Gourd%: Get the master sword and fuse it to a sun pumpkin. The squash that seals the darkness, the fruit of evil's bane!
birthday%: get at least 10 koroks + an npc of ur choice (optional since it's more work) into your tarrey town house and host a bday party for urself. dont forget to get food for ur guests!
Optional: Make all the food hearty durians (they don't have teeth so they can't chew so that equals ouch)
@@therealevilmudbugHearty durians aren't in TotK 😢
@@meta4240 NOOOO 😭
Zelda community never ceases to amaze me with odd runs that still turn out to be entertaining...
Thats why we love speedruns !
Hi
@@omnigrover9009 Hi Hi
Heaven From Hell: Start in the Depths with no items, and make it up to a sky island as fast as possible without warping.
Alternative name: Stairwaytoheaven%
Alternate name: RedditToKZhead%
Bouncy% - defeat every coliseum with ONLY bouncy weapons
even the thunder gleeok coliseum on the surface?
Envy% is a run I came up with where you have to talk to every one of Link’s ships except for Zelda as quickly as possible (Sidon, Paya, Purah, each of the Great Fairies, the Mipha statue in Mipha court, etc)
He could also talk to fake zelda
@@-en_x3no, that’d be actually less entertaining in my opinion.
If you wants to include Zelda, you could talk to the one pre-intro. That would add a lot of time to the run, tho.
When you talk to Paya, this run becomes Homewrecker%😂
Ship % - get as many of these characters onto a ship
Murder% bring an NPC of your choosing to a lava pool and drop them in
Sleeping with Hudson%: get one of the Hudson boards then take it to link's house and sleep with it
Get laid% 2
Not gonna lie, the School bus was clearly the best one out of these. I would like to see how fast you can get the 15 logs necessary for rebuilding the Lurelin Village BUT you have to use snow-covered conifer trees like they grow around Rito village. Call it Treelivery%. Timer stops once the quest 'Lurelin Village Restoration Project' is officially completed.
run suggestion: dark defeater% - kill one lynel, frox, talus, and hinox (all of any rarity) in the depths using no light source (lightroots, brightblooms, and zonai lights are not allowed) other than glow elixirs/food/armor
Maybe even have to wear the entire dark link set?
dog%- go to all the dogs and use ultrahand in a way to make it look like you pet the dogs
Drip%- You have to get the phantom (from spirit tracks) chestpiece, Link’s awakening helmet, and the Glide leggings and wear them.
SauceOnHim% Use a portable cooking pot to cook a sauce-based meal during the Ganondorf fight, then eat it in front of him.
Im pretty sure you cant cook using a portable pot when there are enemies nearby
You could try for an all unique horses obtained%. Register them all at a stable each with a unique name. This includes Spot. Epona optional b/c amiibo.
I'd like to see this but I worry it might be too realistic of a speedrun
How about GetGanonAJob% ? Get Ganondorf stuck in a food stall autobuild made out of that indestructible part from the construct factory xD
That would be really funny, but I think powerful enemies like Ganon have a method of auto-destroying builds.
@@HungryWardenThey do, But some Objects won't Be destroyed In autobuild, Such as The u Piece in The construct Factory, or Metal chests. I think There's 1 more, But I Can't Recall.
Fashion%: Get the cece hat as fast as possible, put it on, and talk to a (non cece) fashion lover
BUTTER DOG DOG ON THE BUTTER% IS BACKKK
I love how the footage for the butter dog % was definitely the first time he did it. Yes, definitely the first
Defititly not take 7
Do hudson%. You do the tarry town quest, and use hudson boards to support 10 hudson construction signs.
New Speedrun Category: Potato% I want some mashed potatoes, but the only ones in Hyrule seem to be these big glowing green ones. Grab a shrine crystal and bring it to a cooking pot. Don't forget the butter and salt!
yes
We should give it to a stable npc
we need potato
skydiving% : find the highest island to the lowest depths position you can dive to without using your paraglider or donai device
Slaughter% You must fight and kill 1 of each overworld boss. (Hinox, talus, gleeok, molduga, stalnox, flux construct, frox, gloom spawn)
Party% You must start a party for a random npc complete with balloons and games like 'pin the bomb flower on the korok'.
Carnivore% Eat every kind of meat in the game. (Raw Bird Drumstick, Raw Bird Thigh, Raw Gourmet Meat, Raw Meat, Raw Prime Meat, Raw Whole Bird)
Seeing Linkus7 build a school bus and roleplay talking to the Koroks as the driver when things went south is the most wholesome thing on the internet. Definitely need a follow up to this video! My idea for a meme speedrun: suicidalostrich% Make an ostrich commit suicide by jumping off a cliff or walking into lava (can be done in BOTW, not sure about TOTK)
You asked some ideas if there is a follow-up video, so i followed! here's some ideas that could be nice to do on stream: 1- ToothFairy% : you need to collect the teeth of every enemy that drop them. 2- ImmoralDecision%: Do the Lynel colisseum with only gloom weapons. 3- 3LevelHorror%: Do any labyrinth in it's entirety, without looking at the mini-map. 4- Zonai%: get every zonai-themed set ( glide-mobility-up and energy-up ), and do the spirit temple. Hope you have fun on one of them, or on any other that get chosen from somebody else !
PurahPlushie% - Give Purah one of Riju's Seal Plushies
Turn koltin into a rabbit% simple, turn kiltons brother into a blupee
Doesn't he turn into a satori? And you also need (I think) all bubbul gems
Cool video, thanks ! As for an idea, "I rode a dragon!!" %: take a selfie of yourself flying next to each type of dragon. Bonus points if you can actually stand on the dragon. That said, if you want to make this harder, replace all instances of "dragon" in the previous sentence with "lynel". That could work too.
speedrun suggestion: device%: get all zonai devices as fast as possible, one of each will do. the other suggeston i had was this: back to hell%: drop a korok into the depths as fast as possible. i hope you try one of these out linkus!
Tip for Talos with shoulder or back deposits! ascend through the Talos and walk slowly off its back til you land On Top of the deposit. (Its a pretty small walkable area but its definitely there) Once youre on its back, mash charged attacks until it bucks you off, and then spam bomb arrows with a lynel bow in bullet time until you land. Smasher fuses do bonus damage Everytime! And you can recall their thrown stones to stun them for easy access too
Torture%! You have to get at least 1 (max 3) backpack koroks, bring them to where you first find hestu and make hestu watch them as you unalive them over a bonfire.
Fish% : Cook every single different type of fish on top of the floating fish island above Zora’s domain
Skittles%. Dye (15?) armour pieces in each colour at the Hateno dye shop, you may use any armour piece as long as it is dyable, you may also use any material to dye the pieces. Timer ends when you have 15 armour pieces in your inventory with their colours. Other variations of names include: Rainbow%, Dye%, Colour% to name a few Edit: Its a long speedrun so you can shorten it by just dyeing 1 armour piece 15 times
tourist % take a selfie at the 7 wonders in totk (temple of time, mipha's statue, the castle.. what else?)
Ring ruins and the geruedo temple could work
Gloom%: get each type of gloom melee weapon and then die to the effect of using them. Masterswords%: get all 3 master swords in your inventory at the same time: the normal one, MsgNotFound and the broken master sword.
Don't you need to give the broken master sword to Zelda?
@@tomekmazurek3069 Yeah, but you can use glitches to get it.
@@tomekmazurek3069glitches
You cannot die to gloom weapons they leave you at 1 heart
It's good to see some of the ones from botw have made it to totk
Congregation of the Addison%. Objective: Bring the Addisons closest to the 4 corners of the world together in Tarrey Town with Hudson as fast as you can. (Using flying machines is recommended)
AKA ThornyFox%
Kohga%: do all the Kohga battles as fast as you can
Best Friend% You need to get a bokoblin mask then somehow kick a bokoblin in a Zonai build then walk away so he likes you again and lastly drive him to a Great Fairy because that is his biggest dream.
Yiga% become a true Yiga by getting the full yiga set and learning their secret fighting technique
And as a bonus you can get the fake thunder helm as well
Schoolbus% is by far the best one. I feel like it has the mos opportunities for optimization, plus, it's hilarious.
Theres a minecraft achievement called Caves and Cliffs where all you do if fall from max height to min height without dying. So I propose CavesandCliffs% You jump from a sky island into a chasm with without dying and you cannot use the paraglider to break your fall but you can use the paraglider for horizontal movement if needed.
You jump from the really high one from Lookout Landing.
Roomba%: kill any dungeon boss with only zonai builds involving homing carts
Should have went to that heart shaped island in the depths to break them!
or the heart pond in the mountains
@@SgtJet3 the broken heart one would be better
Yeet%: throw a Gleok into the depths as fast as possible
What’s your record for that?
Gut rock stack % Take a stack of different tree logs (one has to be from an evermean) and take them to the top of gut check rock and stack them.
21:00 i’m surprised he didn’t go to the pond in the shape of a broken heart instead
Same
Pajamas%: get the island lobster shirt, and frostbite leggings, and equip them with no head piece equipped.
Introvert% beat tears of the kingdom, but get as little people in the character profiles section as possible and talk to as little NPCs as possible
That's just regular Any%
Nice that linkus did this in totk and not just only older games
Pick-A-Part% You must kill a Flux Construct of any type by taking them apart with Ultrahand and letting their core fall off the island.
call it Mufasa% tho
They don’t die from their core falling off.
How about doing a maxhorse%? Essentially, the rules are 1. Get a horse from the opening area of the game 2. Open up malanya 3. Max every stat on the horse. If you want to speed up the process you could try for a horse in a different region with better stats (like the gold one) but i think its more interesting to take the first horse you find and make them the best
School bus % must become a thing at speedrunning marathons.
As a Swedish person I think you should do recycle% badly damage a weapon and repair it with a rock octorock
Family% Buy a dream home and make something. Then Talk to the gerudo that has the glass bottles and get her to make you creamy heart soup(I hope you know who i'm talking about!) Then bring the gerudo home. Take two koroks home as well. Take a family photo to hang up in a gallery at home!
That's a smart idea!!!!!!!!!!! I like how you think!!
botw% - obtain the hair tie, go to the great plateau, start from where the shrine of resurrection was in botw, sleep, then re-create the botw intro by walking out to the edge of the cliff
Gladiator% Beat all underground arenas wearing a gladiator-like outfit.
Pointcrow%: use the camera rune to point at a crow
It makes so much sense now!
He had to take 5 koroks to school, not four.
FloatingScale% - Collect a scale from each dragon (and King Dorian!) and attach to an activated, floating hover stone while on Floating Scale island
Kidnap%: Kidnap a Gerudo child and bring the child to Lookout Landing.
I would kill for longer videos
15:39 Every Millennial bus driver to Gen Alpha.
Skull Break% - Jump off the highest sky islands and land on rock with link's head
Prostate Exam% You must go to one of the statues in the depths that you first take a picture of when you get the camera ability. You must use ascend between the legs of the statue, but instead of exiting out the head, you must go back down. Timer ends when Link touches the ground.
Prostate exam is wild😭
lets go more meme speedruns!
Dragon%: - Stand on all 3 Dragons Heads wearing their "human costumes", then stand on White Dragon's Head. Timer ends when you attempt to pull the Master Sword (not required to succed)
Dude you are a smooth criminal to segue into sponsor with the speedrun timer running
Genocide% - kill one hundred of one single enemy ( different types count as one, ex: blue and white boloblins count as one bokoblin)
Wifu%: You need to take all Link's wifus and husbandos ( Paya, Purah, Calyban, Riju, Sidon, Teba, Zelda (use a Yiga NPC) and Ganondorf ( I know this seems impossible but there should be a way)) and get them to your house near Tarrey Town. You can choose either wifus or husbandos but both would be funnier
Could always bring Smash% to this game; get smashed by a Great Fairy by getting a maximum armor upgrade
Sunshine%: Clean Zora's Domain (and surrounding areas) of muck as fast as possible with only a hydrant
Top G%- Become as close to a millionaire as possible, build a private jet or a Bugatti, complete a side quest in gerudo Town, finish the run without link wearing a shirt
Gosh I wonder what you could be referencing...
It's exactly what you think
Friend% Have a bunch of koroks npcs (especially Beedle) and make your own friends. Then celebrate since your not lonely
Yah yah% Make Maestro fall off the breezer Exorcism% Crucify a korok
Skyward Sword%: get the goddess sword and then jump off the great sky island after whistling
Dragon%: You have to get 1 dragon piece from each of the dragons
bear% - bring a bear to a stable and talk to the person running it
Wrong Hole%: Collect the statue's 4 eyes on the Great Plateau from the "A Call From the Depths" side quest and drop them into Death Mountain. The statue never specified which chasm the eyes need to be dropped into!
Base% defeat the pirates on eventide before saving Lurelin
Froxy lad% Say hi to a frox and feed him a punkin
Zelda% : Talk to Zelda who is on the Great Plateau
climb a castle chasm% - i did this one and it took about half an hour to 45 minutes. Just start at the floor of the hyrule castle chasm and climb to the top with or without climbing gear (i did without with little trouble). Extra points if you can make it all the way to the sky island with the castle on it (its possible)
Splat%: Reach the height limit then dive down a chasm, dying on impact with the ground
You and Limcube are the reasons why I'm starting to do TOTK GSI current patch runs. Keep up the good work!
Tinglyballs% get the entire tingle set and make 10 rice balls while wearing the entire set (bonus points if you upgrade the tingle set)
I like this idea of doing speedruns that start in a late game file, maybe start the timer at the first warp you select following a blood moon.
Very funny, great job. I have experimented extensively with the Autobuild Cancel glitch, and I know why the school bus fell on the mountain. I’m sure you know using Autobuild makes the materials fall to the ground, what might not be as commonly known, though, is that using any power with L button also cancels it; the L button power must be unused AND stay on Autobuild. For example, if you change it to Ascend but don’t use Ascend, the glitch will stop. When you used Ultrahand to attempt to attach the third Korok, this deactivated the glitch. Hopefully this information is helpful for future speedruns.
I died inside every time he said “Hatano”
femboy% - Get the entire Frostbite set as fast as possible and put it on
HouseFire%: Make a House out of wood (Windows & door Included), make a bed Inside of It, Put a Korok onto the Bed, carry the house to Eldin Volcano, and then drop the House Into the Volcano while The Korok Is still inside Timer ends once you drop the House into the Volcano
Yeet% - throw ten Koroks of the sky island as fast as you can