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If you make something in Dwarf Fortress impressive enough for the king to show up and ask for a bedroom in it then it's probably pretty good. That's what we'll be doing today, making a massive (and valueable) home full of artefacts that's grand enough to attract some royal attention.
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Dwarf fortress is basically the daddy of all colony management games, and whilst at times it can be frustrating and arcane, it's unparralelled in the depths of it's simulation.
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00:00 Intro
00:34 'Starter' Base
05:12 Assign a Militia
06:15 Displate
07:20 Muthkat's Mandate
07:50 Strange things
10:35 Guild halls and temples
13:33 From the caverns
16:00 Grand hall time
18:15 Finding Magma
22:20 Cavern Tavern
25:06 Itchy feet
26:46 Royal visit
#dwarffortress
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Thank you for choosing the best poster to demonstrate Displate (the duck), I might actually buy something from them after the countless sponsor reads I've seen (the one I'd buy being that immaculate duck)
Go for it! too pricy for me@@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
"His head is Dented" Maybe his parents drinking booze out of lead barrels has some conscequence lol
naaaaah it's probably something else causing all the birth defects.
@@HazzorPlaysGamesProbably those darn phones.
Nah it’s the Minotaur that dents heads, he was coming back to dent more, the child was just the first
@@HazzorPlaysGames the gnomes are striking back at dwarf supremacy by weakening the young
In one of my fortresses I had a ton of lead, so I also turned the lead into barrels. But rather than let lead poisoning infect my dwarves I exclusively sold lead whiskey to elves.
+100,000 social credit fellow dwarf
Deep Rock Galactic Management would like to invest into this business of yours to satisfy their employees from unionising.
... I've found him ... The polymath of all Dwarvenkind ...
Elf hate is the only hate I condone.
even though a dwarf is immune to lead posioning... thoes elves shure aint tho.
This is how anyone under 5'8 sees the world... crazy...
on the bright side it means they don't have to mine the fortress walls so high
Grrrr…
"I'm average I swear"
Can confirm
Something something, ROCK AND STONE!
The fact your Dwarves keep being attacked by giant birds is so funny.
And none of them had eyelids, the monster generator was really on something for this one.
@@HazzorPlaysGames the dastardly bird farmer who eats eyelids has strucken again
Seriously tho, those birds suck. I had a fort where the beggars would *open doors and hatches* and would fly around the fort terrorising everyone. I had a squad on eternal patrol up and down the main stairs to try catch them but they would just zip by and eat another traumatised dwarven child
@@TurboSpaceKittenWon't someone think of the children?
Those birds are actually normal size
no "-3 ate without a table" thank god
oh it's actually much more granular than simply lacking a table, the negative thoughts just aren't as visible as they are in Rimworld. If you dig into it you'll see that they're often 'embarrased' by having to drink without a cup or other similar things.
I will check it out!@@HazzorPlaysGames
@@HazzorPlaysGames thus is why i started making cups early game (also a half decent way to start ya trade empire) once i got better materials or just a LOT of clay i just moved to that and used ash to make pottery
Compensated by the +10 waterfall right in the middle of the main starcase.
children often are unhappy because they haul corpses, you can disable that in the chores tap in the game
This game always surprises me
But why would you do that? Let the younglings get a hang of real life, it’s a slope going down, the earlier they realize the better
For anyone like me who had to look around a bit to find this: it's Labor→Standing Orders→Chores, then uncheck "burial" in the list of chores on the right.
@@SirBalageG1 you are a tar pit 2 real life shouldnt have to be a downward slope
was hoping the closing remark would be "Please, remain indoors. There are garden-variety birds out there, and it's nesting season." :P great video regardless, I'm vicariously proud that the base flourished lol
not to spoil the fun, but those giant sparrows mass 200 kg a piece
I had sort of forgotten that dwarf fortress exists again. Good to know that dwarves (aka anyone under 6 feet) live in constant fear of giant birds.
You seen an eagle stretch out its wings in person? Those fuckers are giant, and you don’t fuck with that.
I’ve been watching hazzor since like video 3 and I gotta say. As enjoyable as AA, Sseth and Mandalore. Super happy you’re blowing up your content is great.
Much appreciated!
That foodgate named after its creator is quite special, its a 1% chance for a dwarf to name the artifact after themselves and it has to be a fey mood, not any other kind.
Thorgrim Grudgebearer: "SHORT!?"
Short.
@@HazzorPlaysGames alright you're going in the book now
@@HazzorPlaysGamesthats goin straight to the BOOK
@@juicy342yt4 Fuck-screw the book! Kill-slay dwarf-things! For The Great Horned Rat!
@@HazzorPlaysGames"That's it, no alliance!"
A little part of me feels good about this channel growing so quickly.
What does the big part of you feel?
A fondness of ginormous perpetually staring avian compatriots, most likely.
@@HazzorPlaysGamesHey if you see this I just wanted to say, keep commenting on other comments on your videos. Being able to talk to and interact with a creator directly on KZhead is great, especially when their content is as good as yours. Plus, it shows that the content creator is a person just like the rest of us. Keep it up! ❤
@@HazzorPlaysGamesbloodlust.
@@The_Avarage_Communist Should have gone with "anger at eating without a table"
I wonder what ancient danger was powerful enough to take the eyelids from all these forgotten beasts lol
Something so specific, powerful and fitting for DF? An eldritch horror from the beyond the realms, not even Armok can fully keep it out.
Taxes. They kept them up and awake, making eyelids shrink throughout the years in endless streams of coffee and cigarettes, their eyes developing a poisonous and infectuous ooze keeping their eyes humid enough, same ooze that sent many dwarves to the hospital beds.
They removed their own eyelids to watch Hazzor's videos better.
The new RimWorld update adding z-axis looks great!
Is this misinformation?
@@-w-. Can’t tell, only at Dabbling Judge of Intent
@@-w-. he is making fun of the fact that Dwarf Fortress is sort of like Rimworld
@@acesharp3210 it's not "sort of" like RimWorld, RimWorld is directly inspired by DF. The game style is literally the same, only lacking z-axis.
Drg crossed with rimworld
13:40 - ah yes, an illustration to rival Kruggsmash's forgotten beasts, hahaha. Awesome video, btw, love your channel
I'm in love with the animation.
Hell yes, more Dwarf Fortress from my favorite monotone Dwarf enjoyer. Cheers Hazzor!
I got sucked in to this game hard after the steam release. Unfortunately I only have a little gaming time these days so by the time I have time to play again I’ve forgot how to play or what I had going on lol in games like this and rimworld. But they are so fun so I just live vicariously through you sir
I'm glad I can provide that service
Tips on making a secure fortress: There is only two things that are naturaly immune to destruction by beasties: raised bridges and hatches *from below* (And anything build from artifacts tought you don't have a reliable source of those). I usually make a system of raising bridge - cage trap(s) - weapon trap(s) -door - raising bridge between the fort, the caverns and the outside. First bridge is to stop any big building destroyers that might show up and seal the fortress. Cage trap(s) to catch any interesting creatures for fun, breeding and profit, the weapons to kill anything trap immune and then another bridge if everything else fails and so I can potentially trap anything between them. If I am feeling extra fancy I set up several paths with bridges so I can control which path is taken have them filled with weapons traps or cage traps as needed. If I have managed to catch a web spitter of some kind I can make a side entrance like that filled with cage traps covered with webs that will catch anything, your dwarfs included hence it needs to be a side path that you open to catch trap avoid beasties. Oh, and I like to post some guard animals somewhere in the system to catch any hidden beasties that might wanna sneak in. If you put artifacts on pedestal, have guards or guard animals posted near it. Use hatches to cover water sources connected to the outside or the caverns to prevent destroyers from coming up trough it, they can't destroy it from bellow as long as you lock it up. Better yet is to dig a corridor with a raising bridge system and fortification that leads to a cistern so you can store water and seal up the fortress.
The dwarves using lead barrels reminds me of the ancient romas, who used lead pipes for their sewage system that supplied the city with water. Despite them knowing it would poison them, it was alot cheaper than the alternative.
I cant state enough how much i love this mess of a game! So much fun memories at reanimated Lobster Shells, drunk Cats, Mood-Rages and the strangest of Artifacts.... theres simply not a single game that comes close to it. Rimworld maybe
God, i really need to get into Dwarf Fortress. If nothing else, so I can go Kobold camp. Love those little scamps.
Why does his fortress look so much better than mine, and I’m on the start of the video
8:07 yeah, that guys definitely on a few lists
"High king, this is not the time for short sightedness" "SHORT?!"
"Alesuppers the Bearded beards" is the most stereotypical name for a group of dwarves I have ever seen and it gives me life.
I hope you do more dwarf fortress in the future.
Adventure mode comes out soon, excited to check that out
You forgot to do the end quest the king gives you that lets you become the mountain home instead of just the capital it is very fun
Short?!? That is going in the book
I'm gonna steal that stockpile next to workshop design. That is very clever.
The fact that a Raid ad played before the sponsor part had me dreadfully confused until I realized it was an KZhead Ad.
19:24 it appears that you got your wish, with the axe lord ending the gobbos rightly with his pommel.
You made me go back to Dwarf Fortress. Thanks :)
Man I'd just like to say that your voice and the way your content flows is such a relaxing experience. Thank you for making such wonderful videos for us to watch!
He… he did a smooth transition while saying smooth. Pure genius
Dude, From Mars to Sirius is my favorite Gojira album! You got good taste, Hazz
I wonder if they patched out the Dwarven Dynamos from oldfort. Those babies were perfect perpetual motion machines.
Have been waiting for another one gameplay from Dwarf Fortress.
I would love a part 2!!! Or another dwarf fortress video! I have never actually seen the game before - I had just heard of it - and now I am excited for the steam spring sale so I can try it out!
Birds are always the menace of anything. Those feathery bastards.
You can keep your childrens happy by managing their chores. They don't like hauling aunty mangeled corpse to the nearest tomb. It may have some impact on their own moods.
I cant believe Hazzor had a Head Brothers sighting Lucky Hazzor for surviving that
Lmao the first parley with goblins in my most recent game, I had the exact same thought "we don't negotiate with terrorists" and proceeded to slaughter them
I was just rewatching your older DF videos and out of nowhere you upload another one, hope you do more!
I'm in your walls. All of you, I'm the black mold.
Always love your Dwarf Fortress videos.
Rock and Stone, Brother
This is what me and the boys are doing inside the mountain on our free time
"welcome to the future"... man machine the fusion
Let’s go shortie
it's someone's birthday, shortie.
Yes! More dwarf fortress content. Love these videos.
Man i love dwarf fortress, just joined because of it. Hope there will be more in the future.
Thank you Muffcat for granting Hazzor that unique offer.
Imagine having your heart ripped out of your chest for stealing a flute XD
I like the new little hat man. Very nice and neat gentle man
Hazzor looks exactly how I'd expected
So what's next? SmOoTh... I concur. It must all be smooth.
As an ambassador from the land of the giants, this is hopefully going to be good instruction to how the shortkings work! :D
They're a complex hivemind organism who's customs can be confusing to outsiders.
a Jerma and a Skallagrim reference? a man of culture
The floodgate symbolize the dwarves stopping the tide of alcohol by drinking it, in the great hall
Hazzor has been taken by a fey mood! Hazzor has created his masterpiece "Making a Dwarf Fortress fit for a (short) King" , he offers it to the neckbeards of KZhead
I just discovered your channel, the flashbang warning at 1:44am genuinely earned my sub doing gods work kekw
That hematite joke left me literally speechless... Had to spend a minute just sitting there, reflecting, thinking about how there had to be an unbroken chain of offsprings all the way from the primordial soup, industrial revolution, two world wars and all the other frankly ridiculous events that had to happen for me to hear it. Life is truly something else...
Hazzor and Dwarf Fortress is such a great match!
I like to imagine that the flood gate is just a statue of him pissing and when you open it water flies out like a fire hose.
This is my head canon now, thanks.
A Skal clip always makes me happy :)
Wish i could leave 2 likes for that flashbang part! hahahaha
I hope this is the start of a wonderful series, this is really fun
More dwarf fortress dubby, thanks father
That was thoroughly entertaining. Hoping for a sequel.
All those bird forgotten beasts suggests a world where a few legendary dinosaurs survived from a prior age by sheltering deep in the Earth from the cataclysm that claimed their kin.
If you come back to this, I'd be interested in how you handle the byproducts of "confectioneries," shall we say. [Entry of the Gladiators begins emanating from deep below the bones of the earth]
Ahh, a glass floodgate with round chert cabochons, encrusted with limestone cabochons and quartizte cabochons... As you do...
very enjoyable to watch after work, hope there more coming
Now I want to play Dwarf Fortress again.
I adore your new little avatar dude. I want a plush to add to my desk
Build (and zone) a Dungeon before creating a Captain of the Guard. That way, he'll usually just imprison dwarves instead of beating the snot out of them.
The "end him rightly" bit had me cheesin 😂😂🤺🗡️
Wow I've never seen someone not die immediately and actually play the game. There's a lot of content here
I love you hazzor, you are one of my favorite content creators, I haven't been watching you that long but in the time that I have I have fallen in love with your channel, not only are your videos very high quality, but your voice is just so relaxing, ive never really had a comfort KZheadr but if i were to have one it would be you. Keep up the amazing content and we love to see you putting your heart in to your videos, I hope you have a wonderful career
More dwarf fortress videos! Or, any videos for that matter, you are amazing mate, love your content, keep it up:D
That was very entertaining, well done :) Those birds - lol
Love the content Hazzor helps me get through the pain of chem work
my guy, i cant be the only one who has mentioned your voice carries the same calming cadence as that Ahoy guy. great time watching your vids, a good relax.
man you were able to do more in the first 2mins of the video then I have ever bin able to did in Dwarf Fortress
Love your narrative style
I watched this live and also as a video. Amazing work hazzor, top notch content !
Glad you could enjoy watching it both ways.
You talking about how neat it was to build something worthy of the dwarven king made me laugh, but only because the first fort I ever made had me as the capital (through no fault of my own) before my second migrant wave. The queen was miserable, honestly.
Love dwarf fortress, would love to see more
More of these, please!
7:55 I love glitched like these, because they are caused by the complexities of DF. Whenever a character is generated, they generate with a random (or semi random) level of skin pigmentation. It’s possible, but rare, for a character to generate with NO skin pigmentation. And for children specifically, the game doesn’t know which skin tone/head to load, so it just…doesn’t
I liked and subscribed... solely for "and that's why he my tight homy". ❤🔥
Good to see Dwarf Fortress content
Fun fact!! The romans actually used lead barrels for their alcohol too! They actually knew that it has very bad health effects, but the lead made their alcohol taste sweeter so they did it anyway
DEAR GOD NOT THE DREADED NUTHATCH
Yessssss more dwarf fortress :D It's a good day
Carpe diem baby.
Funnily enough the moment you were talking about displate I got a displate ad... xD The skallagrim reference was appreciated as well.
Hell yeah, more dwarf fort!
Ah axe dwarves. I personally force my military to use hammers
It's impressive how seamlessly you pronounce those names. Ooh, the 40k reference makes me wonder if you'd ever consider playing Total War Warhammer? I could imagine it could play pretty well with the kind of emergent stories you like to tell.