100 вопросов в минуту - Плохой Санта (2003) | Сцена из фильма
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Плохой Cанта (Bad Santa, фильм 2003) - ВСЕ лучшие сцены из фильма ► • Плохой Санта (2003, Го...
В ролях: Билли Боб Торнтон, Тони Кокс, Бретт Келли, Лорен Грэм и др.
Кинокомпания: Columbia Pictures, Dimension Films.
► Композиция из конечной заставки: Kevin MacLeod - "Home Base Groove".
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бабушка ты бодрая я чуть не умер со смеху обассаться можно
@@doghammer1 мать твоя
отвожу домой ровно один блять раз)))
Ага. Я тебе бл@ть не Папочка.
Супер фильм!)))
"на мою голову?" 😂
Шедевр!!!
На мою голову)
Самый лучший фильм
Пока Санта!))
супер
охуеть, как смешно.
Только что узнал, что есть вторая часть.
херова 3й не будет!(
тыща вопросов)
Нужны деньги на ремонт саней.
Да, фильм бодрый ))
Ору
Шо ето било
This one fucking time I take you home, okay? Uh-huh. "I'm not your fucking dada. Uh-huh. It's not like you helped me with that nutjob or anything. -Uh-huh. -You're the right height. You're right there to grab his balls. -You could twist them. -Why do you need a car? -What? -This car. Which turn is it? Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh? It's in the shop, getting repaired. -Where are the reindeer? -I stabled them. Is it left or right? That way. Where's the stable? -Next to the shop. -How do they sleep? Who? The reindeer? Standing up. But the noise. How do they sleep? -What noise? -From the shop. They only work during the day, all right? I thought it was always night at the North Pole. Well, not now. Right now it's always day. Then how do they sleep? -Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you? Somebody drop you on your fucking head? On my head? Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head? How can they drop me onto my own head? No, not onto your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking with me? Okay. Which house is it? That one. With Jesus and his family there or what? No. The one beside that. -Right here? -Yeah. That one. All right. Nice digs. Is Daddy home? He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time. Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone? Till next year. Yeah? What about Mommy? She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long-eared donkey and Joseph and the talking walnut. Well, who the fuck takes care of you, then? Grandma. Yeah? What's her name? Grandma. Is Granny spry? Everybody! D-O-L-E, Dole Banana shuffle Grandma? Grandma? Santa's here. Oh, Roger. You're home. Are you spry? Let me fix you some sandwiches. Are you telling me she's the only one here? Nobody else? No aunts or cousins or uncles or anything like that? A butler or security guard or something? Nuh-unh. You're shitting me. Does your daddy have a safe? Need money to fix your sleigh? Exactly. You want milk and cookies? No. Should I fix you some sandwiches? Unh-unh. Does your daddy have a car? Bye, Santa!"
Как достал мат со всех утюгов
Господи, какой перевод ужасный и отстойный. мат по-русски и по-английски имеет разные значения.
doghammer1 сделаешь перевод и озвучку ?
Мне нравится перевод на видеокассете. Приду, посмотрю этикетку.
сразу в кусты рванул. как это по взрослому
Ты бы не пошел прогуляться ...?
дефективный.