Another selection of silliness that ended up on the cutting room floor… #taskmaster #outtakes
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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Best thing about that cat feeder was Sophie saying "I asked the producers if you'd be offended and they said "no, he needs to hear it"".
Yep nailed it.
The way Alex's eyes light up whenever he makes Greg laugh is the reason why so much fan fiction exists.
I think the naughty step and see-through toaster stories MIGHT have something to do with it as well. 🤣😂
*Fan _friction._
Where can I fins this fan fiction you speak of😉
As someone who isn't particular attracted to either of them, there is still a part of me that wants to see them married and living happily ever after. They just seem like the perfect couple. Although Greg obviously delights in humiliating Alex, the slightly more subtle piece is how much effort Alex puts into irritating Greg and catching him off guard (so that he can be punished??). They are the perfect yin and yang. And behind the performances and personas you can tell there is genuine affection between them. If only it wasn't platonic...
@@jacobruwer4691 ao3
Greg: All of the stories that the perverts write online Also Greg: I very much misread the Naughty Step
What did he mean by that? I'm genuinely confused and don't get the joke 😂
@lollol9236 I'm assuming the joke is he thought a 'naughty step' was a step for...doing naughty things on, not a place where you send a naughty person to sit as punishment...although the way he portrays his and Alex's 'relationship' on the show I guess either one makes sense really.
6:55 Is Alex saying something about ‘just encouraging’ as Greg bulls ahead with the misreading statement?
Not to mention the “he had to do something for it ;)” in the last clip 😭
He is not beating the allegations at all
Greg taking a moment to silently reflect on what he put out into the world with his naughty step comment is 10/10 gold. He knows damn well what the internet will do with that.
😂
I'd watch a Taskmaster Uncut.
Yeah. Circumcised is fine too I guess.
So would Alex
Series 13 Full Outtakes. Goes for just short of an hour. Best Taskmaster episode ever. And if the outtakes for this series stick to form, the full outtakes for S17 will be just as long and just as good.
At the moment I'd be happy if they released the cut version in all countries. Starting from S13 there are no episodes available for us.
That's kinda what you get when you go watch it in person
"How much would you have paid for Blobby?" "....What would have been the experience?" might be one of my favorite exchanges ever 🤣
Ordering the full Blobby relationship experience isn't for the faint of heart.
She nearly said "Fuc"
Watching Greg fan himself with his cards made me think that, despite how much grief he gave her over it, I bet he wished he had Judy Love's fan to hold above his head now.
Quality reference
Why? That would literally do nothing. A fan that isn't blowing on you doesn't do anything. It's one of the stupidest prizes ever, from a very stupid person, and you're stupid for thinking it's clever or funny.
It wasn't the dark web, It was George Orwell.
SPOILERS!
George Orwell, the dark web of authors.
@@Exiled.New.Yorker For...Animal Farm?
@@2nd3rd1st The Cassandra of authors.
You realize that was a joke, right?
Pigs with Nintendo going "Wii Wii Wii" all the way home?
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Brilliant!😂😂😂
I’m phoning the police! That joke was criminal 😂
Chef’s kiss
Greg found out fanfiction exists and then immediately decided to be a fucking lunatic with it - as far as I can tell the innuendos have only gotten worse sdfghjkl
I did notice the lack of chat in ep4, glad we got it now!
and consequently, we also got the reason it didn't get in
Turns out that they have been talking, just they've been talking such bullshit its unbroadcastable! 😂😂
I love the "naughtiest number" joke😂
I dont get it? What did Alex say?
@@vseodbornik he said something along the lines of: "69 is a naughty number but it's not the naughtiest number, do you know what the naughtiest number is? . . ." "It's nought, nought is the naughtiest number".
@@vaughanscott4580 Ah i never heard the word nought. Thanks.
@@vseodbornik pleasure. 😁
The entire video was great, but that joke made me burst in laughter. I just love puns too much, though
I like how half the bloopers are Greg getting angry with Alex. While Alex keeps breaking character and laughing at his annoyance.
It's interesting how Joanne says stuff that seems completely outlandish for which she is first roasted and which then turns out to be true. Happened with the nasolabial fold and the pig story. Though "pigs have gotten smarter" is a slight misrepresentation of the actual study that just found that they were smarter than we previously believed. And yes, they did play video games and learned them faster than chimpanzees.
it's also because, Dr. Zaius, we dont have a great grasp or objectiveness on human intelligence quantification, so an animal study would warrant even less explicit amounts. It's difficult to not make it simple pop-psych clickbait.
Yeah. For me, it's how she explains things that makes them sound baffling at first.
Five minutes of internet searching did not turn up this study, though I found several similar ideas floated and a few tried on five or so pigs.
@@sharkofjoy Acquisition of a Joystick-Operated Video Task by Pigs (Sus scrofa); Croney, Boysen. 2021. The skinny: In a rudimentary video game, all 4 pigs performed better than they would with pure chance. While the results concerning how they learned, i.e. got better at the game, was mixed, the fact that they understood how they impacted what was happening on the screen gives them a kind of awareness few other species have. The study with the chimpanzees isn't openly accessible, so I couldn't check the data about whether the pigs truly outperformed the chimps as dozens upon dozens of articles state, but the study does exist and it stands to reason those publications (some of them with high reputation) didn't make that part up when everything else is backed and available.
Reminds me of Bob's story about pig urine in his petrol
i was confused why the latest episode didn't have a "chat section" between the introduction and the prize task and seeing this i'm sure the editors didn't know where to even cut this whole thing LOL. i love it. thank you for always giving us extra scenes like these :)
"This is why feudalism got cancelled" is an absolutely brilliant line!
why was the naughtiest joke cut lol I'm in stitches
Because there is broadcasting rules and regulations?
@@touma-san91 I also immediately thought of the bleeped version for kids that airs on Sundays (i think)
@@touma-san91lol you might have misunderstood the comment. I think OP was referring to the bit where Alex asked what the naughtiest number was.
@@RamseyGarnaoui Maybe but I'd hate to explain why 69 isn't the naughtiest number except for the joke
69 is naughty because they're sleeping with their heads next to each others feet and thats stinky.
"He's the genius behind this show"😂
I feel like Greg’s purposely fuelling the “perverts on the internet” now and I’m absolutely here for it 😄
"I mean he had to do something for it..."
Thank you so much for releasing outtakes during the season
I hope this show goes on for YEARS with these two sitting in those two chairs. I want to see what their professional working relationship evolves into. Someday there will be a cat fight that makes Siskel and Ebert look mutually adoring.
I can't believe how much I love the whole cast this series, and I didn't even know a single one of the contestants prior to the season airing.
I wish more than anything that I agreed with this sentiment. This cast just doesn't seem to have a ton of chemistry yet and I haven't felt this ambivalent about a run overall this much since series 10. granted, it's a VERY high bar, even average Taskmaster is still better than most other Tv
@@kevinw712 For real. I have essentially zero emotional reaction to any of these contestants. I can't say this season is actively bad, but... it's depressingly empty of virtually all the things that make Taskmaster great.
Oh, Taskmaster outtakes! Day saved!
Joanne doing a heroic job of carrying on Lucy’s “legitimately insane person whose next sentence cannot be predicted because they exist somewhat orthogonal to reality” legacy
John has been such a delight on this show, I'm rooting for him. (=
he also has prepared the most accordring to people who know him quite well.
@@Thisandthat8908 Every task is a trap every trap is an opportunity
hes very clearly a big fan of the show and using that however he can, is a delight to watch
Is he still dating Sarah Pascoe? They were really funny together.
@@idaslapter5987 as far as I'm aware they broke up a few years ago. They've both talked about the split in their stand-up routines, although neither has mentioned the other by name.
I was hoping there was more to the John + Alex moment with the non-alcoholic rum. John was genuinely distraught and the edit moved quickly but I trust it was handled with some sensitivity vs what we saw. Bravo to our sober King!
"in our lovely home together" (outtakes part 1) "i wouldn't mind if you used the shushpat on me" - "'cause the naughty step didn't work, did it? [...] though to be fair i did very much misread the naughty step (6:50)" "it's a little insight to our relationship... i mean he had to do something for it *wink*" (13:04) ... just leaving this here... no reason.
Non-native english speaker here: can someone explain what he meant with "misread the naughty step"? I'm curious :D
@@jk_originalIt probably meant step to do naughty stuff on, i.e. sex stuff lmao
@@jk_original the intended meaning of "naughty step" is "a step you sit on as a punishment when you've been naughty" greg alluded to interpreting it as "a step you do naughty things on" so instead of putting Alex on the naughty step as discipline, well... he's feeding the fanfiction people haha
Greg comes very much from the formatted stand up punchline corner of comedy. I very much like the Alex chaos style. That it irritates Greg is a big bonus though.
Alex deliberately irritates Greg because he knows how much funnier Greg is in the taskmaster role when he's short of patience.
Greg is actively fueling the stories online now.
Wasn't sure how Greg and John would get on, teasing LAH together is perfect 🤭
Joanne stopping herself from saying "f*ck Mr Blobby" is amazing
Having to wait 17 series for Johnny JR was worth it, absolutely love watching him!
There is already a toaster fic on ao3 😂❤
Haha!
i think my favourite part is when greg went "can i stop you? i got bored." - wish i could implement that IRL...
I swear... the female contestants of this series probably both rank in the top five of all seasons of Taskmater thus far. They're absolutely unhinged beyond repair, and I LOVE IT.
Greg always talking about the perverts and their fan fiction but he doesn't exactly help matters, lmao.
Alex is becoming a master of the anti-joke switcharoo
Becoming? He's already a God at it
The extended Joanne bit from Ep 3 prize task is magnificent.
This makes me want them to leave more of Sophie's stuff in because she's bringing that little bit of spice a good TM series needs. Good-spirited friction
Joanne has really grown on me fast since episode 1. She's amazing.
Don't worry, Alex. You are loved 🙂
Who here agrees that more of the "outtakes" need to be included in the show! We want more banter between the contestants and the Taskmaster or his assistant! We want longer edits on KZhead, it's how we understand the personalities and competitiveness of the contestants!
:) in a perfect world, this could be nice, myself I could happily watch a 24 hour channel of it :) Tho I'd expect that the main edit length and format is to fit the live channel 4 tv broadcast slot. It's probably a tricky thing for them to balance. So the way it's uploaded is likely to be the simplest, without incurring a lot of extra cost in doing multiple edits at broadcast quality and/or it getting more complicated just in legal clearances etc [as this is Avalon, an international broadcast tv company's output - so they would need to have some executive check and quality control all of that sorta thing in case it bites them on the arse later]
I will never get tired of Greg appearing to be genuinely irritated by Alex's chat sections. 17 series later, he still can't believe the shit Alex gets away with :P
These are the best outtakes for a while, incredible stuff
Love these more frequent outakes uploads. Much love from New York! 💜
0:04 Sophie’s prize task (episode 3) 0:38 Sophie’s cat feeder reference (episode 3) 1:01 Banter outtake (Alex went to New Zealand) (episode 3) 1:51 Little Alex Horne’s Little Six Second Pause (episode 3) 2:10 Greg getting bored outtake (Mr. Blobby task) (episode 3) 2:57 Joanne’s prize task and outtake (episode 3) 5:32 How much would Joanne pay for 1 night with Mr. Blobby (episode 3) 6:12 Shush pat outtake (episode 3) 7:12 Naughtiest number outtake (create the biggest and best dot-to-dot picture task) (episode 4) 7:36 Greg introduces Alex, banter, and prize task intro outtake (episode 4) 11:25 Commercial brake transition (gift for Greg’s granny) outtake (episode 4) 12:38 Greg’s see-through toaster outtake (episode 4)
so good! I've warmed up to the cast now but Alex and Greg are the best part. Can't wait for the VR game.
Food for the fanfic that last clip !
once again, Sophie is rocking my Taskmaster world! ❤
PLEASE bring us uncut episodes with all these outtakes left in, as like a Channel Member bonus or something. I can never get enough~
Sophie is one of the funniest contestants ever
There is a certain Sam Campbellness to her as well.
Most irritating, you mean ? Wait...which one was Sophie ?
All due respect... but you did not watch all seasons of taskmaster, did you ?
@@vlad3k many times. Along with all seasons of nz, aus, Sweden, Norway, us (🤢), and French canada
"And tiny little Alex looked up at the overshadow of a Taskmaster with ever-loving eternal eyes, hoping that his next joke will get a tiny smirk. But, as often, he was met with a frown. And tiny little Alex's heart plummeted even though his vows are permanent."
9:00 heck and I thought Greg derailing little Alex's intro banter was bad... he's actually doing us all a service XD
Series has been fun so far 😂
Sometimes you can see one of them think "that's going straight into some fan fiction".
Well now I want to buy a see-through toaster too.
I just love alexs happy face every time he makes greg get annoyed or when he makes him laugh 😆
Thank you for all the laughs❤😂😂
The shush pat for Alex! LOL
Taskmaster killing it with the content as always
these outtakes are soooooooo funny, they could be a spinoff show all on its own
Sophie is amazing haha
5:25 John there, wishing he hadn't gone tee-total. We're proud of you JR, fight the good fight.
Love this show so much best show in 20yrs. .....
i love this show so much
these guys are the best team
Greg's snark makes this show what it is. The other country versions are missing this and it hurts their funny, imo.
This cast is hilarious
Joanne confidently asserting she would pay 5k to watch Blobby perform live made me choke on my water.
I love this show so much, but can you please add good English subtitles to outtakes like you do it with episodes? I really want to understand what I see, but I'm not native and it's really difficult
is there any specific part in this video you'd like written out? maybe I can help
@@LowCommitmentASMR it's very kind of you, thank you, but I think I have problem with understanding of every other sentence, also because of things like accents. Sophie is very difficult for me to understand f.ex. 😅
Try now. The (software-generated) Closed Captions take a moment to arrive.
It must be so difficult for someone not used to different English accents. I even remember Greg getting confused by Chris Ramsay. Chris had a bit of a rant and Greg's response was 'no, that's too geordie for me' . I'm Cornish so everything confuses me.
@@mokeyat oh yes, I remember that bit! it's very reassuring when someone even English speaking doesn't quite understand what another English speaking person says. I remember seeing on Instagram how Scottish man was asked several times to repeat his words because no one could understand him at some committee meeting.
genuinely GENUINELY screaming at Greg talking about the naughty step 7:05
I wish Greg had let Alex keep talking about his task design process on the golf caddy task, I really want to learn how to do this stuff.
Googled that youngest granny info: "Rifca Stanescu Became World's Youngest Grandmother At Age 23 Rifca, who is reportedly of Romani "Gypsy" descent, married jeweler Ionel Stanescu when she was 11 and he was 13, according to the Daily Mail."
On the 122nd birthday of the oldest granny her only grandson was dead for over 30 years. She had no surviving descendants but kept contact with her brothers family.
Why was this not in the show this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!
If anyone wants to know about the youngest grandma I goggled it - A Romanian housewife, now 25, is believed to be the world's youngest grandmother. The Sun is reporting that mother-of-two Rifca Stanescu was just 12 years old when she had her first child, Maria.
Yeah that part made me really sad because it meant that two children had to have been abused :(
@@sharkofjoy Yeah all the joy went out of me when he mentioned that. How horrible.
Love it! 🙂
"Oh, no- it wasn't the dark web, it was George Orwell " ❤! 😂😂😂
I know how to deal with the jet lag gag: "Explains a lot, donnit?"
"I'll tell you right after Alex Horne's little six seconds pause" Thought the last word was gonna be... different
Where did that happen? I don’t remember it in a full episode.
I'd love to watch a taskmaster uncut version of all the episodes
Greg making a reference to the fan fiction writers’ flights of fantasy with the toaster being “earned” remark? I am not going to check if someone has written that into a story. But they probably will.
I just LOVE how legitimately upset Greg gets with Alex. LMAO
Y, is it sooo hard to watch an episode but can watch these for long time
I can't get enough...
"It wasn't the dark web, it was George Orwell". Joanne McNally is this series' Judi Love. So unhinged!
hurt the ego of the Welsh king 😅
😢 There's a link to the full episode at the end of the video - but not available in my country.
OK Ok ok. After re-watching 3:01... we need a TM Special with the following contestants: -Joanne McNally -Fern Brady -Bridget Christie -Lucy Beaumont -and... Roisin Conaty or David Baddiel Let's see if Greg & Alex survive!
Alex shouldn't need to subscribe to emails after Katherine (or was it Lou or Alice?) added him to lots of lists 😂
WHAT did Alex have to do for the toaster? Don't let me down, fanfic perverts!!!
becoming a fan of alex's off brand segments and humor, i think greg is genuinely annoyed many times. he puts so much effort into his segments but to be fair, i think alex has his hands full with the tasks. honestly don't know how that dynamic works.
8:26 'Not really' For a second there I thought Li'l Alex was advocating buying sweets. 😅
I was expecting a darker joke about Greg’s granny based on the run-up.
Look out for the naughty step and the see-through toaster in upcoming filthy fan fiction
Alex is the actual Task Master not an assistant this is his show his idea and that's why he is the "assistant" he's there to make sure you don't drop his egg
maybe after this there will be new fanfictions 😊
I want a not safe for TV version of Taskmaster, nothing changes except the flubs and rudest of jokes are left in.
And they say Greg has it easy.
I don't actually watch DERRY GIRLS but I just realized how much Joanne McNally looks like one of the actresses on there (the blonde that's not Nicola Coughlan)