Conan Exiles has some issues after the most recent hot "fix" let's celebrate these bugs with a little fun. A music video about the current issues in the game.
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This was fun to make!
Hilarious 😂
And like a comedian seeking new material Funcom never fails to deliver.
Lol
Priceless!
@@greenranger2764 Did you catch your Easter egg?
I'm so glad they broke everything that didn't need to be fixed.
So true.
Ahh one of those don't fix it if it ain't broken kind of people aye. If we never try to renovate and improve then how are we supposed to progress into the future?
@@6Alucard6Tepes6 If Funcom's idea of "innovating and improving" on things within the game involve all the bugs being introduced as they are, outright making a number of systems in the game worse, and completely refusing to push back releases on patches&ages when they've seen numerous reports on bugs for them just to go ahead and release it anyways, then half-ass fix what was broke later to appear the heroes...then yeah, that's a future I don't want to be apart of.
And turnd it off 2 dayes after they fixt it!
@@6Alucard6Tepes6 not sure if u are a troll or lost in a mental deadend alley
Catchy tune! Thank you for bringing some humor to the woes!
That was the goal. Hopefully the tune is catchy enough for another listen. :)
Hey kitty!
@@wak4863 3 time so far. Catchy indeed!
Really Funcom should heed that old adage... "If it ain't broke, DON'T FIX IT!"
Remember their new motto - "Nothing is forever". If it ain't broke and works properly, devs won't let it stay that way forever and soon start messing with it as well, and we all get that promised "possitive stress" that game is supposed to bring xD
Broken or not, we will "Fix" it.
REMEMBER : devs promised to improve quality control after every botched chapter launch, here is what we got instead .
Well done....That is the funniest musical rant. And inspite these new bugs and issues, I continue to play the game. I just love Conan.
same. then i run into game breaking shit, i rant, nvr upload and come watch other peoples rants xD bro im already playing on singleplayer and still its a broken mess i dont know what to do
Gives me pause when contemplating the Dune MMO
You already know how it's going to go with funcom at the helm
Did you mention the bug where you mesh through foundations and ceilings, and the only way to get out is to remove your bracelet?
I didn’t but my toon is inside the foundation.
It's not just players. I had 13 thralls and my horse fall through foundations/floors. Spent about an hour digging them out. I've fallen through myself 3 times. Twice had to remove bracelet, once I could equip a hammer and tunnel my way out.
What an absolute banger of a song, I'll bet the devs still wouldn't pay attention to the lyrics😂
That was hilarious and cringe at the same time
Fun video, but they need to fire someone. This update is so bad and whoever is nerfing everything needs the axe.
Or a few 🤣. Now we can't even see the stats of the armours or weapons in the bences. We have to craft them first to see the stats.
my friend I made a video saying that and then deleted it cus i was like "too agressive" but i do agree, this is pure incopetence destroying a business and someone needs to go. blood gotta be spilled sorry
😂 loved it and ALL so accurate! Thanks WAK!
Took me a while to get most of the known issues packed in there in a fun way.
I was expecting a short explaining about the bugs and I got this... I'm not disappointed. Made me smile about those annoying bugs for more than a minute
It is pretty sad how long this game has been released and still have horrible bugs that they generally do to themselves.
They really just need to stop touching systems and focus on adding content.
Those aren't bugs. They're "unintended consequences". 😉🤣🤣🤣
What do you mean by "still" having bugs... as far as I know, most of these are completely new ones... :D
@wak4863 you make no sense you literally have a song bitching about bugs and this and that yet you want them to focus on content lol
@gaborbernath1278 all bugs gets fixed on consoles so don't know what to tell you people maybe don't have a bunch of shit on PC etc and tell all the PC cheaters to stop fucking with the codings.
Found out yesterday playing on single player I couldn't even put a vertical elevator down.😂
I thought it was just me having that issue.
Add it to the "LIST"
One more log on the fire.
such deep and insightful lyrics lol, i love it
This is exactly what I needed to make me laugh while crying 😂😭
Imagine having enough bugs upon update that you can write a song about it
I stopped playing after like 3 days after update. The storage and inventory bothered me that much.
When the music plays and the camera spins, but Phoenix not in the mood to do belly dance, you know things are bad.
😂😂😂
So funny and catchy. Great way to brighten up spirits from all these glitch issues.
Man I tried this morning. Can’t access thralls inventor or any stations inventory.
Yep happened oh well
I was able to play like 30 minutes before i gave up on this patch .... Wait until you find the new dupe exploit they added :)
This is amazing!! Why am I only seeing this now?? Good job wak! Hopefully the devs sort it out asap cause Minecraft is starting to look good right about now lmao
And great video by the way
OMG this is the best bug report and frustration release I have EVER seen! Fantastic!
is anyone also haveing a prob with the hatch doors wen u open it and go down an it closes n u cnt open it bak up nd u stuck where u r and also i have fallin thru a floor sometimes
We Are Funcom Everything we touch will be bugged and destroyed And We Hunger for the money!!
Have a question/problem. I am level 32 on the battle pass and I am not getting any of the rewards . Or the crom coins. Just the free stuff. This makes two passes I get nothing so far. I thought it was a glitch. The up date make it better to level it up . But I still get no perks . Also the traders under the green light don't show up for me . And yes I am on single player. Please help
I just started playing Conan Exiles because of you and the Neebs crew and I was wondering if there is a way to dual wield 1 handed swords that aren't the legendary ones
@haremking2406 you can dual wield 1 handed weapons together with throwing axes. it will change the animation on the 2 and 4 attacks of the combos, and generally do more dmg than the dual wield you find in game because you can chose what to pair together ;)
@sergiohenrique2411 so there's no way to dual wield 2 1-handed swords
@@haremking2406 no only the legandarys, i have used a lot of throwing axes and the one hande axe thoug! love the combos :D
Good laugh, helped dull the frustration of loosing all dlc, bazaar and battlepass armor that Funcom support remains silent on.
As in you lost the items in game or that you purchased DLC but it's gone from your character?
They are gone from characters and do not appear in crafting benches. It appears Funcom's customer support team is just as bad as their dev team!
@@JamesHansen-mv7ho wow that is horrible
See...i thought something was wrong with the sprint....i couldn't figure out how to change it in the settings so i figured i was personally glitching out
Wow this song just expresses all my feelings
Hope you shared it with the devs on twitter.
theres another issue its an issue with the thralls half the time wen u have 2 thralls with u and ets say your near a wall ur thralls follow u over to u and they have u cornerned and u keep trin to tell them t move and they dont and the only thing u have to do is remove ur bracelettte all cuz ur thralls have u cornered n thy dnt listien
Lol, yeah I've given up. I was still waiting for fixes from chapter one and this landed. Frame rate on Series X single player is down to a flick book level.
Like I said before, I think the devs hate us.
It's becoming apparently obvious that they're trying to drive off players/paying customers so they can repurpose the servers for their Dune games, which I will _not_ be investing neither time nor money into if this is how they're going to treat us.
What did you use to make tbis ai song? 😂
This is a certified banger
Do love the music
the cauldrons of siege are my pet peeve they won't burn all my foes and the tar wont slow down my woes nice one Wak didnt expect this at all 😂
Pretty sure those never worked if it’s the same cauldrons I’m thinkin of, the ones ya place on the tops of walls
@@AwesomeGuy772 they the ones. But they did work until the fix. Now they’re so sporadic
@@AwesomeGuy772 those are ya bunnies me 🦆. Never had much trouble with them #, sometimes when they would pour nothing happened but now they wont even pour most of the time
This is gold 😂
Yea i noticed the bugs and heck i didnt even get a chance to do the event was busy working ugh
Yeah rough times for sure.
I haven't gotten to try the event and still haven't progressed to tier 2 of the new battlepass because I don't get any xp for the sh*t they have in it, now, nor can I reroll any of them and do something simple like bustin' rocks or choppin' trees.
I must say you speak from my heart. I've been playing Conan Exiles for over two years and it's only now that it's become impossible for me to play it. I play on PS5 and haven't been able to play Isle of Siptah for a very long time. Since the latest updates I can't even select this anymore. Why should I also pay money for something like a Battel Pass? Even though nothing works anymore?
Wak you actually made this song?! That is to cool! 😊
Yep
hahaha WAK this is hilarious.... just golden content
I remember the time when Conan was fun, and devs was creating new content, new biomes, new maps. Was a good times.
This is awesome 👌 🎉🎉😊
Thank you! Cheers!
Fun, but there are issues you are not pointing at : standard setting for day duration with value 1 is 4 time longer than it should while we are supposed to hunt in the night, meteors falling on purge level 10 interrupt the purge because they destroy your treasure chest when falling, same if golems explode too close and countless other annoying new things =)
Such a pain. Can’t use any previous battle pass either or bazaar. So glad we pay for stuff we can’t use. I’ll shelve it for a while. I can’t do stuff with my thralls
Wak, thank you for addressing the issues. My biggest problem with you had been that you dont call out funcom when youre basically the only person with a voice for Conan at this point
When they break Conan so bad that Wak makes a music video for the issues lol. Oh Funcom how far they have fallen....
I'm so glad I gave up on Conan before this all happened.
Perfect song for this 😆 On our official server for some reason in the start area of Midnight Grove 3-9 of the al-merayah NPC spawn with the same rediculus spawn rate as normal since last patch.
Yea after patch I went there and got destroyed I was there a week b4 and walked right through now yea not happening
This was amazing 😂😂
Thank you!
Not sure if its new or an old bug but The Grey One's don't use their weapons all they do is kick and punch doing barely any damage.
It’s part of the known issues. Using fisticuffs instead of weapons.
I crash every time on combat now.
That sucks!
Hahaha,definetely funny to watch! I play on Siptah all the time on PS5 SP only a crash so far,fingers crossed . I remapped the togle to sprint on controller to just push forward L,much better this way . And no issues navigating on inventory,chests or crafting benches, just use the right joystick . Once you get used to it all good . Funny song you made,😂
I did the same things, and it's playable. 🙌
In my pc version case, all the times, stuck in foundations or under the foundation, elevator controls are buggy, also, I’m think it’s only happening in exiles lands, when I play in Siptah it’s ok , but stuck in foundations is still going on, the worse part of bugs is swallow by ground and die 😂it’s happened also
All facts, and half of us can't damage Accursed or Dare venture to the Mounds....
😂Excellent, but so true😊
And fun hopefully.
It´s partially the communities fault, when you build a house it usually starts with a foundation. The "Conan: Exiles" foundation was broken from day one and people asked for more content but few actually addressed the foundation issues, one of them being constant terrain woes, especially when it comes to AI and certain boss battles, it was mentioned but easily brushed off and people didn´t scream loud enough. When you keep adding content upon a broken foundation guess what!! ... Stuff tends to easily break.
I’m sorry but this was actually a banger. I’ve listened & sang along to this multiple times so far lol. But I agree they need to fix all this. It’s really is annoying. Hope they get a fix on this like ASAP!
At first I thought it was something wrong with the I was on like it was being laggy. But I wasn’t lagging . So thank god other people are having this problems as well. Also who did you get to sing this song ? Because she was really good!
The lyrics were written by me and I used AI to perform the song. :)
@@wak4863 that pretty awesome man! I enjoyed. Good work (:
Forgetting that mass cull stopped harvesting bushes for plant fiber :D
To be fair, if it wasn't for the bugs, we probably wouldn't be blessed by this masterpiece...🤣
This is the best update I've seen lol
You are the best.
Thanks.
nice mix, shame about our game though
Theory: They are importing new bugs they cook up in the lab
Launch- Conan Exiles Dlc- Isle of Siptah Ch.2 AGE of Sorcery Ch.3 AGE of War Ch.4 AGE of fighting bosses naked! Smdh😂
This is probably the greatest thing in Conan Exiles since the game entered Early Access 😁
Why did they even change the function of the menus. Took me forever to figure out how to move around again! Seriously L3 and R3 to move around in menu?? Whyyyy???
Awesome Song , Funcom come on im been playing since before the north and when is you touched water you would die from over heating almost Instantly, Fix this stuff please and Wak thank you i want more music from you,
Episode 4 what's that? Haven't been able to play a day of it.
Brilliant XD
Wak, Epic video. LOVE IT!!! However, the epic failure of the "development" of this game is why I quit it. Great concept, typical Failcom execution...if we can even call it that.
INSANE
Thank you so much for making this, wak! The fact that Phoenix was stuck in the foundation for the whole thing was 12/10!
Me and my brother run our own server that we just play together on every time there’s a major change. Everything gets wipe and we start all over again. I hope this alone can stop. We’re still confused on how to save from the server so we don’t lose everything. Or what file back up correctly. at the moment, everything’s OK
Love the song but hate the bugs lol
Is that you singing Wak? :D like the Lorde South Park episode :D
I feel the same way u do wak4863
I wish they could give us new biomes for exile lands
Basically half of Xbox PvP servers died this update, my entire clan included. Went from having a few servers 20-40 players during peak - to none and max was 10 last I checked
This is my favorite song because it's all true
You guys still play conan?
If the soul light spell is active my followers have to be manually told to attack.
I had a bunch of foundations in my base despawn on me causing me to lose 5 vaults full of shit. im loving the game right now
I like the song it has a nice beat lol
You deserve a Grammy, and Emmy and an Oscar fine sir.
Throw in a Tony for good measure!
Wow! O.O
On forum there are like 3 boomers trying to convince everyone the game is playable and that we exaggerate when we complain. xD.
Not unusual. You're experience is yours and people play differently. If it wasn't for the community I would know a lot less then I do.
I doubt they are boomers
@@stonedude77 Me too. My parents are boomers... well, my mom is (1945), my father's a pre-war baby. I'm Gen x (1966). Would be nice if the Moronnials would learn who the Baby Boomers are. =)
Ok boomer @@jamesanthony8438
You dismount from the horse. : help, my feet are malfunctioning.
these bugs are becoming more anoying...
Godbless the rise of ai!
Can we adjust the breast size on our thralls?
Not without mods.
NICE
Thanks
You forgot about age of agillity and cheaters
Nice Song. What should I say to the Devs...How about this Pun... "Fun Come on" Greetings from Germany