Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL

2019 ж. 30 Нау.
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A college admissions board (Sandra Oh, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd) decides which candidates to admit.
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  • "I would be the first person in my family to go to college.... it's not a race" lmao

    @alannaarabian5537@alannaarabian55375 жыл бұрын
    • that was hilarious, it's like damn, that's cold blooded but you know that's happening all over the place, first-timers being turned down for less qualified legacies

      @anthonydion6734@anthonydion67344 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @kimora69@kimora694 жыл бұрын
    • damn... that has double meaning. was it intentional?

      @elessal@elessal3 жыл бұрын
    • The Classie Lassie a good skit ? I enjoyed it. I give you a link for an original video link is in brackets an original video of mine link is in brackets [ KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - KZhead ]

      @Sullaban@Sullaban3 жыл бұрын
    • That was the only funny bit

      @DarkSideChess@DarkSideChess3 жыл бұрын
  • "Luisa hasn't stabbed anybody, and I'm starting to hate her for that!"

    @kaitymccoy5081@kaitymccoy50815 жыл бұрын
    • Lmaooo

      @user-bc4tt6tc8p@user-bc4tt6tc8p4 жыл бұрын
    • @@halliegeary8701 hi what's funny with that profile pic??

      @Jason.cbr1000rr@Jason.cbr1000rr3 жыл бұрын
    • @@halliegeary8701 ohh ok thanks for clarifying man/woman/other/gender x 🙂😎😎

      @Jason.cbr1000rr@Jason.cbr1000rr3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Jason.cbr1000rr thanks for clarifying!!! that's all

      @lollabunyxxx@lollabunyxxx2 жыл бұрын
    • 😆😅👌🏼

      @reganwolf4405@reganwolf44052 жыл бұрын
  • “Why are you doing this to us deborah?” Best line

    @just_pierre4728@just_pierre47283 жыл бұрын
    • Those sneaky East Asian

      @pan2aja@pan2aja2 жыл бұрын
    • Best line was Aunt Becky production

      @thatflatfellow@thatflatfellow8 ай бұрын
    • Lies again? Los Angeles Movies USD SGD

      @NazriB@NazriB5 ай бұрын
    • Heidi delivered that perfectly

      @jttasb@jttasb3 ай бұрын
    • @@thatflatfellow idk that last line got me - "u mean this whole time she wasnt really asian?" DED

      @adjustableWench@adjustableWench3 ай бұрын
  • to be fair; anyone who can teach underprivileged snails to play soccer is a genius.

    @steeojabb1@steeojabb14 жыл бұрын
    • This stupid comment does not serve an answer, but should not go unchallenged.

      @alicelamarr866@alicelamarr8663 жыл бұрын
    • She doesn't teach them HOW to play soccer, she merely teaches them the joys of soccer which I like to imagine just involves telling them about it

      @Diamondelight92@Diamondelight923 жыл бұрын
    • @@Diamondelight92 Getting a snail to feel joy is an amazing feat in and of itself.

      @tyler89557@tyler895573 жыл бұрын
    • This was a fabulous interaction

      @laurenring9721@laurenring97213 жыл бұрын
    • I would admit this girl, in the hospital. She needs help tho. Why would snails enjoy soccer but not tennis?

      @jacobjamescabrera431@jacobjamescabrera4313 жыл бұрын
  • I mentor underprivileged snails after school and teach them the joys of soccer. I love soccer.

    @phineasleon@phineasleon5 жыл бұрын
    • How are the snails doing?

      @theworstname3944@theworstname39444 жыл бұрын
    • An aspiring story for those little snails....

      @cal_vin4068@cal_vin40684 жыл бұрын
    • This is the cutest comment I’ve ever seen.

      @noodlenado7827@noodlenado78274 жыл бұрын
    • For those that didn't pause the video this is what the extracurricular of Jackie Kebbler said.

      @newflesh666@newflesh6664 жыл бұрын
    • Fitbaw

      @dannyboy6966@dannyboy69664 жыл бұрын
  • "Is this a trap? Is this a trap?" 😆😆😆 Keenan's the best!

    @niftynette9570@niftynette95705 жыл бұрын
    • Mike Studmuffin they call him the godfather?

      @omarijohnson822@omarijohnson8224 жыл бұрын
    • @@omarijohnson822 No, they don't call him the god father for nothing. Like they don't do it, and they don't have to do anything

      @jonashulse5883@jonashulse58834 жыл бұрын
    • NiftyNette He is my favorite. He’s hilarious. I haven’t watched SNL in a long time, like in a few years because most of those actors I knew and I don’t like them but I love him...is he still in SNL?

      @ivi122@ivi1224 жыл бұрын
    • I wish they’d fire him. He’s not funny and he’s been there too long.

      @bryan_witha_whyy@bryan_witha_whyy4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ivi122 Yes.

      @lvelvetj@lvelvetj4 жыл бұрын
  • "You mean the whole time she really wasn't Asian, Gaaahdd!!!???"😄😄😄

    @waliyathompson-vannuck7116@waliyathompson-vannuck71165 жыл бұрын
    • Very realistic. Sounds exactly like some of my family members

      @heyalun@heyalun5 жыл бұрын
  • “You mean this whole time she really wasn’t Asian”

    @danierupieru5640@danierupieru56404 жыл бұрын
    • LMAOOO

      @queenb7209@queenb72094 жыл бұрын
    • @@queenb7209 tbh I didn't get that joke!

      @albilele297@albilele2973 жыл бұрын
    • She's clearly not. I don't know how they couldn't see it. She's definitely a white supremacists.

      @kevinzacharywalker7758@kevinzacharywalker77583 жыл бұрын
  • He probaly got the stabbing out of his system. DEAD 😂😂😂

    @kellz8260@kellz82605 жыл бұрын
    • His stab victims probably are, too.

      @armayafox1328@armayafox13285 жыл бұрын
    • No but u will be

      @kevinoconnor497@kevinoconnor4974 жыл бұрын
    • I remember this one guy in the same dorm building and floor as I was my last year. Probably the applications board's reasoning for letting him in too.

      @astrocitizen@astrocitizen2 жыл бұрын
    • Lies again? Hello Cash

      @NazriB@NazriB2 жыл бұрын
  • People who applied to top colleges without being rich or famous: (laughs in anxiety)

    @a_literal_brick@a_literal_brick4 жыл бұрын
    • You might have one drop of native blood.

      @tq1990zhu@tq1990zhu4 жыл бұрын
    • Right.

      @ceds.9592@ceds.95923 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sullaban huh?

      @natalie1220@natalie12203 жыл бұрын
    • I got in cause I’m smarter 🤷🏾‍♂️

      @briansounalath@briansounalath2 жыл бұрын
    • Or white

      @kenandrieling5885@kenandrieling58852 жыл бұрын
  • Heidi's deadpan "Why are you doing this to us, Debra?" kills me every time.

    @Barista.Nathan@Barista.Nathan3 жыл бұрын
    • Pure gold.

      @Grayvorn@Grayvorn Жыл бұрын
    • I would have replied with: having asions students are fine, its having asiens in this room that's the problem.

      @rphb5870@rphb587011 ай бұрын
  • chief oh no he didn't :D

    @GamersName@GamersName3 жыл бұрын
    • I don't understand that?

      @buildwithme1634@buildwithme16343 жыл бұрын
    • 2:55

      @kaleno1188@kaleno11883 жыл бұрын
    • I watched it twice distracting and very good. I have a link for an original video. The link is in brackets that is quite interesting. video link is in brackets [KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - KZhead] good video.

      @Sullaban@Sullaban3 жыл бұрын
    • If they did this in 2020 SNL woulda been cancelled

      @adamwallace3647@adamwallace36473 жыл бұрын
    • The book "Bad Biz: Your Guide to Starting a For Profit College" by Corin Devaso is an interesting read. It's satire that shows how some colleges scam.

      @theotherway1639@theotherway16393 жыл бұрын
  • "Listen to her essay - 'I would be the first person in my family to go to college.' It's not a race." XD

    @kaushikdr@kaushikdr5 жыл бұрын
    • That was the biggest laugh for me!

      @kevindavis3234@kevindavis32345 жыл бұрын
  • As someone who just got rejected from USC....this kind of makes me feel better 😂😂😂

    @emilywright9680@emilywright96805 жыл бұрын
    • You were probably a terrible applicant. I bet you didn't have the m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ scores to get in anyway.

      @thatunnamedredshirt@thatunnamedredshirt5 жыл бұрын
    • @Rafael Jingles I thought the sarcasm was obvious? I was pointing out that these schools claim test score are what matter, when in reality, something as arbitrary as how rich you are is what really matters, and that's fucked up

      @thatunnamedredshirt@thatunnamedredshirt5 жыл бұрын
    • USC What's that?

      @binyamina8850@binyamina88505 жыл бұрын
    • @@binyamina8850 University of Southern California. It's one of the schools at the center of this scandal.

      @thatunnamedredshirt@thatunnamedredshirt5 жыл бұрын
    • @M Abdelati yikes🤦🏼‍♂️

      @alh7197@alh71975 жыл бұрын
  • Are we going to give a nod to Sandra Oh's characterization of the Asian-American's vs. Harvard case that is going on right now as well? It's nuanced and unexpected, and I love it.

    @stephenduong1360@stephenduong13605 жыл бұрын
    • youtubesucks that’s rly racist man...

      @wejamus@wejamus4 жыл бұрын
    • youtubesucks I know for a fact that I do more volunteer work than most of my non-Asian classmates. Half of the kids on student council are also Asian. Saying no Asians have leadership qualities or care about the community is as false as saying all mexican people are illegal immigrants or all black people are criminals

      @wejamus@wejamus4 жыл бұрын
    • @youtubesucks Let's take this one at a time. First, it is false that Asian students are lower on leadership and community care. If you read the lawsuit case + arguments (which you likely didn't), the only aspect that was shown to be consistently lower was personality. Even this aspect can be disputed as the statistics are skewed to be biased in favor of the SFA, which built the case as a vehicle to take down affirmative action. The only takeaway you can have is that Harvard's admissions office likely held similar false biases like the ones you hold, that Asians only are good academically and have no other merits. In reality, Asian students simply performed on average above the rest when it came to grades and test scores and compared equally with other candidates when it came to extracurriculars, leadership, and personality (this was shown by the fact that Asians scored equally well as other candidates during the personal interview section, where "personality" is actually apparent). Next, all your "evidence" refers to Asian adults, specifically Asian business owners, not Asian students, so it is entirely irrelevant. It speaks nothing of Asian students. The claim that Asian business owners don't care outside of their own race is also ignorant of the social contexts. When first-generation Asian immigrants came to the US, they faced backlash and unfair obstacles especially in the business world, except when interacting with other Asians. Why try to take part in organizations that constantly deny you entry? Asian-Americans also tend to take part in other Asian groups because they are IMMIGRANTS; this is how they connect to the culture they left behind. / When it comes to Asian business owners paying lower salaries, YOU are looking at outliers. First where is your source for this? In general, salaries are not publicly available, so it seems you're basing this off very selective data. But let's take your claim about programmers (this isn't even the right term; it's software engineer, developer, etc.) making less under Asian-owned companies. Google, Microsoft, Adobe, Mastercard, Nokia and many more are ran by Asian CEOs, and the software engineers at these companies are among the highest paid. Of course, Asians care about the constitution. Most Asians who come to the US, care about the US and are grateful that they have built a place for themselves here. Why else would they come? In fact, many become American citizens, which actually requires you to have reasonable knowledge of the constitution. Most native-born Americans don't. Next, what does it mean to care about freedom?? At this point "freedom" is just an American political buzzword. Pretty much all developed nations have "freedom"; it's not the 1700s anymore. Politically, everyone tends to vote for their race, especially minorities, because minorities know that they are underrepresented and want people in leadership positions that understand their background. But also, white people will vote for other white people as well even if it's not best for the community. This is normal, and also your point doesn't mean much since it's subjective what best for the community means. Asians may vote for an Asian representative because that is the only candidate who will actually care about their needs. That's how our democratic system is designed. We don't vote for what's best for the majority; this eliminates minority opinions (I mean minority as in the inverse of majority not minority races) many of which are the primary sources of progress since the majority does not want to change. So we vote for what's best for us, and in the end, ideally we get the best overall result for everyone in the end. You will find that as a whole, community outreach is increasing among Asians, as a result of newer generations. Why? Because older generations did not care about community outreach. They were working to make a living. On the other hand, newer generations of Asians are simply Americans. They participate in community outreach just as much as any other person. This last statement about Asians being robots, is horribly racist. It has no truth, only a representation you've learned from the media. There are Asians with poor grades, Asians that play sports, as well as Asians who are book nerds. Having good grades and good test scores is not mutually exclusive with being a well-rounded human being with creativity, leadership ability, and self-reflective thought. Next, it is not xenophobic to not assimilate into American culture. It is also not invading. If you do not speak of European/white immigrants as invaders, then don't speak about Asian immigrants, or any other race, as invaders. On the other hand, American culture has been xenophobic towards Asians, either explicitly through laws (Chinese ban, Japanese internment camps) or implicitly (stereotyping in the media and in the workplace and denying representation in higher levels of leadership). Next, explain what a patriot is, or a person with a well-balanced thought process. My guess is that your definitions will contradict. Patriotism, in excess, is propaganda, and no thoughtful person would follow it. Now this last statement. The incredibly banal thought that you can be smart but bad at tests. And that creativity! Innovation! And leadership skills! are more valuable. This can be true. But disregarding socioeconomic differences, learning disabilities, etc. someone who has poor grades/low test scores indicates subpar retention of things they learn, an inability to apply concepts to new ideas, and a lack of problem solving skills. Tests have gotten significantly better at evaluating these factors. For creativity and innovation, especially now in a technological world where most things are pretty advanced, progress is hard to make without extremely technical backgrounds. BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR COLLEGE ADMISSIONS, oh boy do grades and test scores matter. They don't have to be perfect, but there's no use accepting someone no matter what your leadership skills are if you don't have the academic ability to survive at an Ivy League university. You'll flunk out in a semester. AND AGAIN, high grades aren't mutually exclusive with leadership skills or any other soft skills for that matter. Almost all accepted students are at the top in all areas, academically or otherwise. They are among the most passionate and most motivated students, and also have the most valuable, yet actually well-informed, ideas. Oh and also, when it comes to meritocracy, often the least qualified accepted students are white.

      @KaoruLiu01219@KaoruLiu012194 жыл бұрын
    • Also the whole specialized schools ordeal in NYC. Except they're going to do away with testing and any Tom, Dick, and Harry can get in without even earning their way in.

      @yuufeternal5837@yuufeternal58374 жыл бұрын
    • Dylan T. Man, I really appreciate you putting in all this work to write a rebuttal, even though the original comment has been deleted. You pretty much put everything that this admissions scandal thing has made me feel into words. So thanks for that.

      @gonosol@gonosol4 жыл бұрын
  • This is based off true college admissions news and accusations this is hilarious

    @JosephPark@JosephPark5 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure this is how they decide which students get financial aid at typical college campuses.

      @SmallSpoonBrigade@SmallSpoonBrigade5 жыл бұрын
    • Joseph Park #CaptainObvious strikes again

      @calisongbird@calisongbird4 жыл бұрын
    • @@SmallSpoonBrigade I guess all the illegal admissions are over now. One got 14 days and the next may serve 2 or 3 months. End of admissions scandal.

      @wms1650@wms16504 жыл бұрын
    • look at Joseph finding the relevance. Well done

      @anthonydion6734@anthonydion67344 жыл бұрын
    • Wow Joseph really gets it, he’s got an eye for comedy

      @johnholder6571@johnholder65714 жыл бұрын
  • *Why are you doing this to us, Deborah?*

    @xxbigbangxx1@xxbigbangxx15 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @kizarumelon2477@kizarumelon24775 жыл бұрын
    • Out of all the loudly delivered lines - this one little line was pure gold 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

      @christinec.3506@christinec.35065 жыл бұрын
    • @@christinec.3506 That and Keenan double "Is this a trap" right before it. I really hope we see more of Heidi next season. She's sharp.

      @daflotsam@daflotsam4 жыл бұрын
  • This sketch is misleading. There are no black men on college admission panels.

    @jacquelynn2051@jacquelynn20515 жыл бұрын
    • Jacquelynn sure there are, it’s just that they’re the Ben Carson’s of the world lol

      @Hanapetals@Hanapetals5 жыл бұрын
    • Let's guess "Jacquelynn"s race, shall we?

      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee@LickMyMusketBallsYankee5 жыл бұрын
    • 🔥🔥🔥

      @katielaurence9779@katielaurence97795 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know if you're joking or not?

      @lectercita@lectercita5 жыл бұрын
    • @@LickMyMusketBallsYankee what?

      @susannam3923@susannam39235 жыл бұрын
  • “Do you guys feel like we’re admitting to many Asians students “ Silence... “...Is the this a trap ???”

    @jaymills8786@jaymills87864 жыл бұрын
    • I can tell this might have affected you since you cannot understand the difference between to and too...

      @howardhokie9750@howardhokie97504 жыл бұрын
    • Howard Hokie bruh shut the fuck up, what r u talking about

      @Everythingsdonewrong@Everythingsdonewrong4 жыл бұрын
    • Jay Mills yes, yes it was

      @kevinhooks1@kevinhooks14 жыл бұрын
    • You're also forgetting "is the this" 😂😂

      @brrendan@brrendan4 жыл бұрын
    • @@howardhokie9750 If there's any reason to call this comment stupid, it's the fact that it's just quoting the video and not applying any extra creativity or humor, not the fact that there's a grammar mistake.

      @ermguitar2052@ermguitar20524 жыл бұрын
  • “You mean this whole time she wasn’t really asian” omg hahaha

    @brinagirl12@brinagirl124 жыл бұрын
  • "I mentor underprivileged snails after school to teach them the joys of soccer. I love soccer.

    @alexsparks-bakota3099@alexsparks-bakota30995 жыл бұрын
  • “An Aunt Becky production” I spit out my coffee from that line! 😂😂😂

    @ShinRyojin@ShinRyojin5 жыл бұрын
  • tell me why Keenan looked legitimately concerned when he asked if it was a trap! lmao

    @msgoblin1994@msgoblin19944 жыл бұрын
    • Acting

      @NateFordify@NateFordify4 жыл бұрын
    • He was going to laugh because of the voice crack as he said it

      @jackgregory9551@jackgregory95514 жыл бұрын
  • “Louisa hasn’t stabbed anyone yet and I’m starting to hate that about her” 😂

    @YayWei320@YayWei3204 жыл бұрын
  • "Chief Oh No he didn't" I'm in tears!

    @dannygatsby3941@dannygatsby39415 жыл бұрын
    • Sandra Oh No She Didn't

      @kissyjimenez1364@kissyjimenez13645 жыл бұрын
    • I did ❤ that name😂😂🤣✌

      @gummieworms3909@gummieworms39094 жыл бұрын
  • "Is this a trap *voice break*? Is this a trap?" HAHAHAHA I'm dying!

    @Vivian_Alice@Vivian_Alice5 жыл бұрын
    • And for that reason alone U should SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL.

      @subscribo2059@subscribo20595 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine being the company that SNL paid to print a “gay redskin” on a shirt

    @prennt57g99@prennt57g993 жыл бұрын
    • They do that actually themselves. Every major production company has people who can produce stuff quickly for them, that they will use on set. So the company you're looking for is actually SNL.

      @kevinzacharywalker7758@kevinzacharywalker77583 жыл бұрын
    • T-shirt Hell?

      @jerroldkazynski5480@jerroldkazynski54803 жыл бұрын
    • My guess is it's cheaper for them to do it themselves. They sell materials in craft stores.. Print the image onto the special paper, iron it onto the shirt. It appears really quickly and far from the camera. Nobody is going to notice the low quality job.

      @elsonlam@elsonlam2 жыл бұрын
    • Not necessarily low quality an d al you have to do is go to your local screen printer a few days before and say can you print this art work on a shirt. Then pay for it.

      @JamieStLouis-tu9ml@JamieStLouis-tu9ml2 жыл бұрын
    • omg

      @jelliclesongs@jelliclesongs2 жыл бұрын
  • "An Aunt Becky Production" that killed me lmao

    @aparnarajakumar4606@aparnarajakumar46065 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get it. Could you explain the context?

      @jonoave@jonoave5 жыл бұрын
    • becky is a character from full house and she’s played by lori loughlin...

      @aparnarajakumar4606@aparnarajakumar46065 жыл бұрын
    • @@jonoave duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      @danshazam8511@danshazam85114 жыл бұрын
    • Aunt Becky was Lori Loughlin's character on Full House. Loughlin is one of the actresses involved in the college admissions scandal.

      @zahranoorulsahrhasan4113@zahranoorulsahrhasan41133 жыл бұрын
    • I was looking for this comment! THANKS!

      @ailinborquez5795@ailinborquez57953 жыл бұрын
  • Sandra Oh is honestly a gift to earth

    @garrasonj@garrasonj5 жыл бұрын
    • I heard Mars is fucking furious we got her.

      @EdwardThimbleHands@EdwardThimbleHands5 жыл бұрын
    • really? how?

      @HSPTheShow@HSPTheShow5 жыл бұрын
    • Garry meh

      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384@twilightgardenspresentatio63845 жыл бұрын
    • Sandra Oh is the queen of my heart. ✨❤

      @geccec3533@geccec35335 жыл бұрын
    • @@geccec3533 srsly. why. what do u see in the performance that makes u say that i really dont get it

      @HSPTheShow@HSPTheShow5 жыл бұрын
  • “And his last name is Jeffrey’s could that be in relation to the giraffe” 😂😂😂😂

    @kiersten7013@kiersten70135 жыл бұрын
    • that was the line!!

      @sabrazafarano9651@sabrazafarano96515 жыл бұрын
    • @@sabrazafarano9651 Whose line is it, anyways?

      @jorceshaman@jorceshaman4 жыл бұрын
    • I loved the line with Jeffrey!😂👍

      @JaneDoe-ci3gj@JaneDoe-ci3gj2 жыл бұрын
  • This is so unrealistic why would that girl even bother applying when she didn’t even stab nobody.

    @ramsdankha2174@ramsdankha21743 жыл бұрын
  • I like that they recognize Geoffrey the Giraffe is fictional but the Keebler Elves/Count Chocula are real and loaded.

    @GalinDray@GalinDray4 жыл бұрын
    • The founder of Keebler cookies is actually named Keebler

      @propogandalf@propogandalf2 жыл бұрын
  • “an aunt becky production” OMG THE MF SHADE

    @cree9887@cree98875 жыл бұрын
  • "A land boat." That's a good one.

    @eboknows9812@eboknows98125 жыл бұрын
  • "she was undercover... you mean this entire time, she wasnt really Asian!?"

    @georgemichael3078@georgemichael30784 жыл бұрын
  • "Why are you doing this to us Deborah?". That line was perfectly delivered HAHAHAHA

    @rengelarconado8590@rengelarconado85903 жыл бұрын
  • "My mom is German and my dad is Count Chocula" Oh my lord I died

    @ellievampmtf@ellievampmtf5 жыл бұрын
    • Saw the count chocula gag a mile a way the second she said her name

      @zaidjamal@zaidjamal5 жыл бұрын
    • @@zaidjamal Same.

      @pryingeyes1551@pryingeyes15515 жыл бұрын
    • Had me rollin'

      @johnsorrow1987@johnsorrow19875 жыл бұрын
    • ofc that's how the coach got into college herself...and her job!

      @necessaryevil7777@necessaryevil77775 жыл бұрын
    • we all died

      @sabrazafarano9651@sabrazafarano96515 жыл бұрын
  • 'Why are doing this to us Debra?"😂😂

    @estieeu2364@estieeu23645 жыл бұрын
  • "I would be the first person in my family to go to college" Me: Wow! That would be... Kenan: It's not a race Me: Dead

    @shekijones3713@shekijones37134 жыл бұрын
  • Wow I didn't see that ending coming. That was pretty good. Also the bit about the mascot was genius.

    @jsmn5059@jsmn50594 жыл бұрын
  • "Is this a trap? Is this a trap?"

    @spector6223@spector62235 жыл бұрын
    • Amy Kinsella It’s a tarp.

      @Greendragon420able@Greendragon420able5 жыл бұрын
    • Amy Kinsella 😂😂😂

      @ClarkGirl2014@ClarkGirl20145 жыл бұрын
  • "Why are you doing this to us Debra"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @libertymccrary9813@libertymccrary98135 жыл бұрын
    • That took menout 🤣😂🤣

      @filmlifee4955@filmlifee49555 жыл бұрын
  • Sandra Oh always feels like a real cast member. Does a great job. No one beats Adam Driver though. He should not only be a permanent cast member, but he would be in my top favorite cast members. The man is hysterical.

    @tyffaneelavely8087@tyffaneelavely8087 Жыл бұрын
  • I am so happy Sandra is getting the credit she deserves

    @sheryldeenyl9736@sheryldeenyl97365 жыл бұрын
  • An Aunt Becky Production. That KILLED me!

    @coreymineard@coreymineard5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂 they knew SNL was going to get them

      @evelynwashere13@evelynwashere135 жыл бұрын
    • Hell yea

      @elbassman416@elbassman4165 жыл бұрын
  • "I mentor underprivileged snails and teach them the joys of soccer" Great writing SNL writer! Greating writing ;)

    @skyhr@skyhr5 жыл бұрын
  • SNL I don't know how you got into that meeting and were allowed to film?! good thing you did! You got them red handed

    @NicolasGanea@NicolasGanea5 жыл бұрын
  • “an aunt becky production” nice

    @burnpygmalion39@burnpygmalion394 жыл бұрын
  • The Asian joke was a knock at Harvard lmao

    @christopherpareja8630@christopherpareja86305 жыл бұрын
    • It's a knock on all elite colleges. If they go by academic performance alone, they'd probably be 90% Asian.

      @Laggie74@Laggie745 жыл бұрын
    • @Laggie But instead to appease the crying mobs they’ll, in the name of equality, have to judge people by their race and turn away more Asians and accept more blacks, simply based on race.. Equality in 2019, right?

      @nomanmon@nomanmon5 жыл бұрын
    • UCLA and Berkeley.

      @MTMF.london@MTMF.london5 жыл бұрын
    • @@nomanmon oh I see it's the blacks that are the problem, is that where you are going with this? How many black people do you think are in Harvard exactly?

      @Love2memore@Love2memore5 жыл бұрын
    • @@Love2memore Nope, blacks aren't lol. Shouldn't define people by their race (Like these colleges are), define them by their character.. in this case, their history and qualifications in regards to being accepted. What an odd thought process you must have to immediately come to that convoluted conclusion.

      @nomanmon@nomanmon5 жыл бұрын
  • "Admissions Police: An Aunt Becky Production" I love that little bit

    @mickeygray1955@mickeygray19555 жыл бұрын
  • 3:40 - "'I would be the first person in my family to go to college.' It's not a race." Most underrated line of the whole thing.

    @tom_something@tom_something2 жыл бұрын
  • The anti-affirmative-action crowd never campaigns against legacy admissions. And those take up huge percentages at private universities!

    @pop5678eye@pop5678eye4 жыл бұрын
    • So let's just dismiss their valid criticism of one injustice, because they do not actively campaign against another......

      @user-eu6zm5yr2l@user-eu6zm5yr2l4 жыл бұрын
    • The real injustice in elite college admissions is not affirmative action nor legacy admissions, but rather the massive advantage given to students from feeder schools. Students from elite boarding schools, such as Phillips Exeter, Choate Rosemary Hall, Deerfield Academy, etc., are held to much lower standards for admission than the rest of the applicant pool, and take up a much larger portion of the applicant pool than legacies. The majority of my friends at Amherst went to one of the top boarding schools (and most of my friends went to a private school of some sort), and my brother is going through the admissions process for these feeder schools for his last two years of high school (although I did not attend one), due to a combination of getting a huge advantage for top schools and my parents getting fed up with our local public school’s BS (long story). As a legacy student at Amherst College (second-best liberal arts college in the country, 11% acceptance rate last year), the legacy advantage is not nearly as big as people think it is; legacies do have significantly higher acceptance rates than the overall applicant pool, but this is LARGELY due to the fact that they have much better test scores and grades on average than the rest of the applicant pool. I’m not saying legacy doesn’t help, but if it’s just a case of one or two parents who haven’t donated any money to the school (my dad is the only other family member who went to Amherst at my time of application, and he has hardly donated any money, and his last donation was a long time ago), it usually only acts as a tipping point. I had a 1560 SAT, straight A’s, the most challenging curriculum available in my school, was ranked in the top 1% of my class, and was a committed rower for all four years of high school, and had what others told me to be one of the best essays they had seen. I got rejected by Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Stanford, Dartmouth, and Brown; waitlisted by Williams, Bowdoin, and Colby; and accepted by Amherst, Middlebury, Davidson, Vassar, Bates, UNC, NC State, and a local school. Correlation =/= causation.

      @ellasteciuk3353@ellasteciuk33534 жыл бұрын
    • @C The electoral college has nothing to do with college admissions.

      @user-eu6zm5yr2l@user-eu6zm5yr2l4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ellasteciuk3353 Feeder schools don't offer that much of an advantage. There will obviously be more students from these feeder schools as these feeder schools have their own admissions department which are in some cases(such as andover) almost as selective as some ivy league colleges

      @ryanyang3347@ryanyang33474 жыл бұрын
    • Ryan Yang I respect your opinion, however I disagree. I know it may appear that way and a lot of students at said boarding schools think this is true, but it is simply not. Yes, the feeder schools do have pretty low acceptance rates, with Phillips Academy (Andover) having one at 13%, if you are highly qualified by boarding school standards (not nearly as high as Ivy League standards), you have a very high chance of getting into one of the elite boarding schools if you apply to several of them (which most people do; this is why individual boarding school acceptance rates appear low). Most highly qualified students will get into at least one feeder school. I am friends with a ton of feeder school alumni, and while I love them, they are not as academically amazing as you would think. My best friend for the first month was a Choate alumna, and she dropped out of Amherst a month in because she said the school was too much pressure for her. She also said the Amherst workload was a lot heavier than her Choate workload, and even though she did well at Choate, she was at the bottom of the class in all of her Amherst classes.

      @ellasteciuk3353@ellasteciuk33534 жыл бұрын
  • Mom: You’re going to college! You will be the first from our family to attend college, end of story! Me: Mom chill, it’s not a race!

    @tylerclark-realtor@tylerclark-realtor5 жыл бұрын
    • *_*You're_**

      @jaycoleman6552@jaycoleman65525 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah good luck, do you know how many more minorities have first of their families applying?

      @jcsantos0005@jcsantos00055 жыл бұрын
    • @@jaycoleman6552 given the edit suggestion and the corresponding edit I'm guessing another year in high school probably wouldn't hurt

      @TruckTaxiMoveIt@TruckTaxiMoveIt5 жыл бұрын
    • Truck Taxi 😂😂😂😂 Touché

      @tylerclark-realtor@tylerclark-realtor5 жыл бұрын
    • Filthy Fingers of Fury I simply made the comment because I thought the college bit was funny that’s all.

      @tylerclark-realtor@tylerclark-realtor5 жыл бұрын
  • This is one of the BEST "cut for time" SNL skits I've ever seen in my entire life!

    @scottinsd1@scottinsd15 жыл бұрын
    • I don't understand why this skit was cut from the episode. This skit was funny as hell. 😂😂😂

      @csic123@csic1235 жыл бұрын
    • How is it cut for time if it is a live show?

      @jjmanzano9@jjmanzano94 жыл бұрын
    • .@@jjmanzano9 They perform it during commercial-breaks, perhaps? 🤔

      @maazkalim@maazkalim4 жыл бұрын
    • Maaz Kalim They also do a dress rehearsal in front of an audience, so the crew is probably filming.

      @JamiePohlOA@JamiePohlOA4 жыл бұрын
    • Their standards of what sketches are cut make no sense to me

      @WangMotions@WangMotions3 жыл бұрын
  • 5:44 "Is this a trAp, is this a trap?"

    @jakesizer6483@jakesizer64833 жыл бұрын
  • "Aw, it's gonna be so sad to lose Chief Oh No He Didn't" 🤣🤣🤣

    @ElizabethT45@ElizabethT453 жыл бұрын
  • They even got the Common App extracurricular formatting correct 😂

    @JahowYu@JahowYu5 жыл бұрын
    • That's Harvard's Stoughton hall in the background.

      @DJDawsonEdge@DJDawsonEdge5 жыл бұрын
  • No " An Aunt Becky production" comments? That was hilarious. 😂

    @cearabostick9315@cearabostick93155 жыл бұрын
    • That the most hilarious part lmfaooo

      @geovannip4334@geovannip43345 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get it

      @heyalun@heyalun5 жыл бұрын
    • heyalun Lori Loughlin paid for her her two daughters to get into school, and she played Aunt Becky on Full House.

      @lexisacci7104@lexisacci71045 жыл бұрын
  • "I agree. He Hollywood, he fun"

    @spencerlee8064@spencerlee80645 жыл бұрын
  • “Is this a tRaP” it wasn’t intentional for the voice crack but it made it so much better.

    @chloelopez9125@chloelopez91253 жыл бұрын
  • "That is what we call a land boat." Oh, thank you for telling me the proper way to refer to that. I've been calling it a horse my whole life!

    @tjshapiro2677@tjshapiro26775 жыл бұрын
  • Kenan's voice crack at 5:44 has me dead!

    @LessGo7921@LessGo79215 жыл бұрын
    • Indycar F1 64, I think kenon is wearing his self out...not nearly as funny as he was a few years ago...

      @kennyg.6608@kennyg.66085 жыл бұрын
  • “Chief Oh-No-He-Didn’t” literally knocked the wind out of me!😂🤣😂🤣

    @rielo9725@rielo9725 Жыл бұрын
  • the way Kenan said "is this a trap" twice is killing me

    @tomiakintunde3716@tomiakintunde37163 жыл бұрын
  • Do you ever feel we are admitting too many Asian students"? Is this a trap? ROFL

    @kevinha3192@kevinha31925 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like Kenan's voice did that on accident at 5:46 LOL he tried so hard to conceal his emotions

    @iamdidi.@iamdidi.5 жыл бұрын
    • daisy v , he does try hard at that. He breaks into a smile at times! 😐🙂😊😆😂🤣

      @mickeysmyspiritanimal223@mickeysmyspiritanimal2235 жыл бұрын
    • I've been playing that over like several times dying! I was just about to say something about his voice cracking.. lmfao! Either way it made it more hilarious!!!!!

      @shadowchief2788@shadowchief27885 жыл бұрын
  • “Yeah, Luisa hasn’t stabbed anyone yet, and I’m starting to hate that about her.” 🤣😂🤣 Me too

    @heatherstarling1653@heatherstarling16533 жыл бұрын
  • “I’m the first in my family to go to College...”- applicant “It’s not a race...”- Keenan killed it

    @wolfm8097@wolfm80974 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @garebfeumba5407@garebfeumba54073 жыл бұрын
  • Why are you doing this to us Deborah

    @kylo_sten@kylo_sten5 жыл бұрын
  • The fictional giraffe from toys r us?

    @NineteenEightyFive@NineteenEightyFive5 жыл бұрын
    • I'm a 29 year old adult man and I felt a bit sad when they brought up the Toys-R-Us bankruptcy...

      @iluvcamaros1912@iluvcamaros19125 жыл бұрын
    • Everytime I ride by one thats closed it hurts......really bad

      @yaiyaiboo1@yaiyaiboo15 жыл бұрын
    • @QRSC-fh2ob@QRSC-fh2ob5 жыл бұрын
    • Everytime I ride by toys R Us I think "hmmm I used shop in there and now i shop in sex and toys for my grown up toys"

      @fourthcasper6161@fourthcasper61615 жыл бұрын
    • 🔥🔥🔥

      @JCJeffrey@JCJeffrey5 жыл бұрын
  • “We call this a land boat” 😂😂

    @hannahmiller3034@hannahmiller30344 жыл бұрын
  • "my mother is German and My dad is Count Chocula" hahahah ded

    @lauramoody543@lauramoody5433 жыл бұрын
  • The realness makes this sad. I laughed. People have to laugh to keep from crying.

    @Spaceysgurl@Spaceysgurl5 жыл бұрын
    • Agree 😕

      @1perle@1perle5 жыл бұрын
    • helps me

      @sabrazafarano9651@sabrazafarano96515 жыл бұрын
  • This was painful to watch. Not because it was not funny, but because it was so true. 😔

    @noamvebman2766@noamvebman27665 жыл бұрын
    • 🌊🌊 *I МÀSТURВ!ÀТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0!S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! !L00K!* ⭐️⭐️⭐️

      @marthameza6033@marthameza60335 жыл бұрын
    • Riiighht!

      @LRissa19@LRissa195 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @jennyinpink22@jennyinpink225 жыл бұрын
  • hence forth, i will refer to horses as "land boats"

    @frankkumon@frankkumon5 жыл бұрын
  • "I would be the first person in my family to attend college." "ITS NOT A RACE" dead

    @nedrog@nedrog5 жыл бұрын
  • This is almost too realistic!! This is probably what they really do!!😝

    @alisaoliver1969@alisaoliver19695 жыл бұрын
    • cashkarthik to black people. That’s funny.

      @TheSweetForever@TheSweetForever5 жыл бұрын
    • cashkarthik mhm. Because that’s exactly what happens. Maybe you shouldn’t throw away your childhood. That’s your fault. Don’t blame another race for your shortcomings. Also, any minority knows not to select their race on applications. That’s just a rookie move.

      @TheSweetForever@TheSweetForever5 жыл бұрын
    • The Sweet Forever You are so fucking ignorant.

      @fayetopias@fayetopias5 жыл бұрын
    • cashkarthik Don’t even stress over their ignorant asses. They obviously don’t know what affirmative action is.

      @fayetopias@fayetopias5 жыл бұрын
    • Yes I agree. I applied to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo with a 4.3 GPA and a 1440 SAT and I get rejected yet two of my classmates with 2.5 GPAs and 1000 SATs get in. It makes no sense.

      @selenefae6761@selenefae67615 жыл бұрын
  • “That’s a land boat “😅I lost it

    @raindropsonroses3919@raindropsonroses39193 жыл бұрын
  • SNL should take all these cut for time sketch’s and make 1hr prime time specials . I would watch , anyone else ?

    @movieedge7370@movieedge73705 жыл бұрын
    • Yep. It would be all Kyle all the time.

      @Ou8y2k2@Ou8y2k25 жыл бұрын
    • *_*SKETCHES_** . Sketch's specifically refers to ONE sketch.

      @jaycoleman6552@jaycoleman65525 жыл бұрын
    • More bathroom skits.

      @cmj199318@cmj1993185 жыл бұрын
    • Or we can just watch them here, a few hours after the show.

      @claredelune@claredelune5 жыл бұрын
    • Love it!

      @tejaswoman@tejaswoman5 жыл бұрын
  • “I know I’m not supposed to say this but.....would bang”. I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

    @jhh6061@jhh60615 жыл бұрын
  • i went to usc; this is too accurate. I once saw a rep for the school of cinematic arts giving a personal tour to lisa kudrow and her son. And on another occasion, a faculty member mentioned she was asked to show another celebrity's kid around to convince them to apply.

    @OurlostIsland@OurlostIsland4 жыл бұрын
  • 'I mentor underprivileged snails after school to teach them the joys of soccer LOL'

    @493HZ@493HZ2 жыл бұрын
  • Chief Oh-no-he-didnt!! 🤣🤣🤣

    @baytate8612@baytate86125 жыл бұрын
  • "I mentor underprivileged snails."

    @ClueSign@ClueSign5 жыл бұрын
  • class of 2023 is graduating in a few months ... time really flies by

    @johnchessant3012@johnchessant3012 Жыл бұрын
  • Omg... an "Aunt Becky production." Lol'ed hard at that one. Especially ironic since they even had a full.episode on Full House with Aunt Becky and bribing the admissions people to get her twins into a good preschool.

    @dlross173@dlross1734 жыл бұрын
  • "Chief OhnoUDidn't" Lol'd and woke the baby... **WORTH IT!**

    @evillyn7895@evillyn78955 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact: This is the first ever cut for time sketch not to involve Kyle Mooney at any point. But yeah Chris Redd's Asian line at the end was a great punchline.

    @kleptrep94@kleptrep945 жыл бұрын
    • That's excellent observation! I was beginning to think that Mooney was being singled out.. Also, may I ask in all honesty, do you think this week's episode was any good?

      @marceloromero4515@marceloromero45155 жыл бұрын
    • Honestly I did think that this episode wasn't as good as John Mulaney's one but it was probably one of the good ones. And that was mainly due to Sandra Oh wanting to be part of the show. Like there's some hosts which are there just because they have to be and then there's others like Sandra that are clearly fans of the show so I'd think it was a solid 7 out of 10 episode. Like the Future Me and the Office Birthday sketches were my two favourite sketches of the episode. And I found probably Jossie Smollett's Making Excuses sketch the weakest. But I can't wait for a fortnight when BTS shows up.

      @kleptrep94@kleptrep945 жыл бұрын
    • I can't believe they would cut a scene that actually had an ending

      @Levacque@Levacque2 жыл бұрын
  • This sketch was pretty provocative, love the content!

    @amaebarnes@amaebarnes5 жыл бұрын
  • Great twist at the end 😂

    @5Gburn@5Gburn Жыл бұрын
  • LMAO! Chief Oh-No-He-Didnt!

    @rickrizzle423@rickrizzle4235 жыл бұрын
    • That was the best 😂

      @ashley-8612@ashley-86123 жыл бұрын
  • “An Aunt Bucky Production.” Should not have been cut

    @katherineelovelace9683@katherineelovelace96835 жыл бұрын
  • This is so hilarious! Love it. I wish they did more videos like this

    @ivi122@ivi1224 жыл бұрын
  • I love the aunt Becky thing at the end 😂 on how she attempted to bribe

    @mikaylabracewell-nb5wl@mikaylabracewell-nb5wl7 ай бұрын
  • "But he's probably gotten all the stabbing out of his system." lol

    @AlvaSudden@AlvaSudden5 жыл бұрын
  • Omg who paid for this to be cut?

    @youtubeuser5269@youtubeuser52695 жыл бұрын
    • hahaha

      @mariadelosangelesrodriguez5858@mariadelosangelesrodriguez58585 жыл бұрын
    • They didnt want the undercover agents identity revealed obv

      @Killua481@Killua4815 жыл бұрын
    • Universities/Feds/govt puppets.

      @violetenergy4392@violetenergy43925 жыл бұрын
  • Kenan Thompson is EVERYTHING!!!!

    @haroldsmither8378@haroldsmither83785 жыл бұрын
  • LOL!! "When you're famous, like Johnny Ferrigno..."

    @crtinde@crtinde3 жыл бұрын
  • Can confirm this is accurate. The youngest Jonas Brother was admitted into my college because of his status (and was actually recently expelled for drug usage).

    @EricChamplin@EricChamplin5 жыл бұрын
    • Which one ?

      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58405 жыл бұрын
    • The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con Frankie Jonas. The only brother not in the band

      @ibepoppinmycollar@ibepoppinmycollar5 жыл бұрын
    • Frankie Jonas graduated????

      @ericbenitez2434@ericbenitez24345 жыл бұрын
    • What college was this?

      @esmeeimanimorals2321@esmeeimanimorals23215 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao fr??

      @BubburTee@BubburTee5 жыл бұрын
  • "Chief O'No-he-didn't" 😆😆😆😆😂

    @GoldenBlissWithin@GoldenBlissWithin5 жыл бұрын
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