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Imagine being a customer waiting for your pizza and hearing "shit god damn it I accidently threw away the pizza again"
_again!?_
HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha
Don't worry customer support will get you a free drink
Me: Damnit I made the same pizza I'm already slicing for the customer 🤣
@@jarbarsi ich hab
Whoever called it CoolMathGames to deceive the teachers was a madlad
I love that fucking game
fucking yes. at my school when it rained we could stay inside rather than go out to the playground and coolmathgames was allowed
This reminded me that my school blocked coolmathgames a little while ago
In case you’re not joking, it is called CoolMath games because CoolMath is the company that made it
Yeah
" 'This is atrociously bad,' classic" If that ain't speedrunning.
"I'm gonna do so bad on this test, I didn't even study"
Smallant can control a switch with his feets, but can't control fireboy and watergirl at the same time. I love him
It legit way harder I tried it me self cuz u need to spilt ur brain but with smo you just press a few extra buttons
@@tobi_play3802 in the very beginning, it might be harder, but he went through the whole game once and the second time around still couldn't. I used to play it myself just because it was fun to have to control both of them at the same time (I literally always tried to keep both moving, if possible). I had my young sister and my cousin was at my house every day. I always played it with my cousin, I really didn't need to play it by myself, just enjoyed it. Not that difficult.
"Today we are speedrunning Papa's Pizzeria" Cooper: i'm about to end this man's whole speedrun
Good thing is that it was only a practice speedrun
the amount of joy i experience when smallant just says "ayyyy it's pennyyyyyy what's up pennyyyyyy" is immeasurable
Valid
5:10
Bet ya glad you're not called Cooper
But yet you say penny is stinky
Try being named Cooper
I like that everybody has that one guy they absolutely despise in all the Papa's games. Me and my brother used to crush Wally's spirits whenever we got the chance.
how dare you wally is the best
@@PoketrainerMS Wally worshipper
wally looks like my dad lol
Poofesure would split you like a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside for that.
WALLY?!??
Seeing him casually throw away the hard-earned loyalty he built with Kingsley hurt me in ways I did not expect...
Yes. I felt exactly this.
"He wants garbage on the right side, onions on the left." -Smallant
I read this comment and was like “wait is he going to play papa’s pizzeria?” It might seem like i’m lying because of the thumbnail but im not
So a garbage pizza.
That "garbage" is actually beef xD
@@Lazer_Specter Looked like sasuage to me lmao
@@Qx1_n I mean I could see it being sausage but it's ground beef.
Now I'm imagining cooper buying pizza and receiving an UNCOOKED PIZZA with NO toppings and then coming back THE NEXT DAY and AGAIN gets an uncooked pizza with no toppings. Edit: and then he realizes that the guy making pizzas hates him and gets a pizza with a billion sardines on it
When smant does his deep voice he sounds like a jrpg character
That is the first thing i thought of XD
He wants to kill Chaos.
Nah, he sounds like corpse junior😂
We need him to do voice acting on an animation or something lol, his voices are legitimately good
i read this a a jpeg character and was like "what? have i missed out on some new genre?"
I remember playing Fireboy & Watergirl with my sister because it was the only game we could play that supported two people. good times.
releatable
Damn The Papa’s series ad Fire Boy and Water Girl is a lot of people’s childhood
And super mario 63 isn't? better mario game than a few of nintendo's!
I remember playing it with my friends once.
@@griffinhunter3206 *super mario 64 super mario 63 seems like a sequel with a dumb name
@@alt1763 have you watched the video? Also, super mario 64 may be somebodies childhood but it sure aint mine, its been more easily found through crime than legally my entire life!
Same Griffin, I never played Mario 64 growing up since I didn't have a Nintendo 64. Yet, I loved the hell outta that fan made flash game! Not my entire childhood but def played a role in it
"How do you do Toads?" *does vaguely convincing Waluigi*
if you are doing toads i would be mildly concerned
Someone should’ve made him speedrun The Impossible Quiz. Maybe a part 2 to this?
I agree mustacheless man
you are devious that said I spent much of my childhood memorizing the answers
why should he speedrun a game that he's already played? You aren't making much sense dude
Oh hi you are everywhere
Yes, more Flash games!
My middle school teachers genuinely thought this was a learning math games site, and included it in a list of a few sites we were allowed to go on during computer lab. Needless to say, CoolMathGames was the most popular.
I’d love to see you speed run all the papas games, or even just play them all. I get back into them periodically, and each game just gets mechanically better.
Where can ya play them tho?
@@losttowersgaming3664 coolmathgames has a bunch of them using flash emulators
@@anika5852 appreciate the response! imma try it asap thanksss
I'm not a huge fan of the mechanics in the coffee mobile one, but i will always have a place in my heart for flash freezeria
@@HayLeesHomeMade I've been playing that one a shit ton recently! Currently at like the end of Thanksgiving. I do agree it can be a bit stupid at times. How the hell can you tell the ice cubes were added off center Quinn?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE QUINN! What mechanics were you talking about? Overall, I genuinely enjoy the game. It's a good time killer when I'm out at appointments and don't have internet.
Imaging going into a pizza place and telling them exactly how long you want your pizza cooked for.
I would like to point out that Fireboy and Watergirl's scream is literally ripped from Wind Waker.
The jump sound and the rupee sound are as well.
That's new information
Thank you, I came to the comments a year after the video came out seeing if anybody else noticed. That's so bad
Ant’s attempt at Toads voice was something I never knew I needed to hear 😂 Also his deep voice made him sound so different 👏👏👏
Everyone is nostalgic over Papa's Pizzeria, but I remember super mario 63 being my favorite flash game
Same-ish
It's so nostalgic, I play the hacked version though
Same mate
Same here except i sucked at it and never got more than two shines
Now THIS is a game I was not expecting Ant to play! But it's a welcome surprise! My childhood me is excited!
which one bro
For me it's fireboy and water girl don't know bout him
@@Willowonder- This one too!
For me it’s sm63
for me, its also sm63
Seeing him do all the crazy skips in Mario 63 was fantastic. Definitely one of my most nostalgic flash games.
"I'm outta juice! I can't do it anymore!" -Smallant, 2021
Can't wait till people start slow running games. I'd be amazing at that
@SAR not to mention it doesn't take nearly as much skill. Ofc rules would be you still have to play and progress. But plays would be too do all side quests and unlock everything (100%) but slowly and never do any glitches
There's a twitch streamer named Forsen who is known for their slowruns of Minecraft. You can look at his attempted slowrun times by looking up "Forsen plays Minecraft".
legend of zelda: twilight princess (low %) is a pretty slow run
I'm pretty sure that's called a let's play
Low% is kinda a slowrun, trying to beat the game while getting as little progress as possible. Doing skips that take literal irl hours to set up and execute just because it requires you to do technically less.
15:40 don't worry, the pain fades rather quickly. The pain (at the start) is how you know you're on the right track. Funnily enough I can hit higher notes with a toad voice than with any other voice
There's an entire selection of modern papas games that have a special place in my heart, I would love it if Ant could play one if them.
From Mario Odyssey to Mario 63, I can't wait to see Ant top every mario leaderboard at least once.
Holy shit the voice acting for Eddie was actually really good, I could totally see that voice in some sort of anime
I really appreciate the "if you enjoyed" before the call to action. Hate it when it's at the front of the video and just straight up says to subscribe before you even know what the content is like
Corpse been real quiet since small ant dropped deep voice toad
I've been seeing Fire boy and Water girl show up in memes of late as one of the quintessential coolmath games, and yet I never knew of it while I was in school. I just realised that the sound effects were taken from Wind Waker and now I feel old for eing in the generation before a 'quintessential' childhood game.
The last one seems like something ant would Speedrun and destroy after a few attempts
I want to see him speedrun either Cuphead or Getting over it
" Yes, ruining coopers day is my full time job" is a vibe
“I ordered a pizza and it came uncooked.” I’m assuming you got Papa Murphy’s in which case, yeah that’s what they do
U should Speedrun Wii sports resort next, seems like a cool run to do
Yeah I've done a few runs myself, it actually takes quite a bit of skill to get a top time, very fun tho
@@colxn yeah same it is relatively hard but once you know the controls and everything you start to get the hang of it
He did speedrun wii Sports resort if im not mistaken.
@@doktorsmiles2034 I think he mightve Speedrun Wii fit idk if he Speedran sports resort
Straight up grew up on super Mario 63, I love that game so much. I could never beat it as a kid though
Seeing that super Mario 63 screen again was a wave of memories I had forgotten. Thank you for that. Childhood was great
3:56 As someone named Cooper, I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% wholeheartedly agree with
i played so much papa's pizzeria in middle school, i had much fun watching you play it!
Man, i remember all the times i showed off to my friends that i could play fireboy and watergirl by myself
I really hope Ant does more SM63 in the future, it's so fun to watch
sameee
Yoooo, I love this. Watching you speedrun old Flash games is great fun.
Awesome! I was feeling bad, this will surely made me feel better!
And then Smallant filed a restraining order against Cooper
I didn't know how much I needed that nostalgia today. Now speedrun bartender
That is hands down the most uncertain 'So here's how it went' I've ever heard in a Smallant video, which is exciting
I love that smallant is uploading more!
Omg, so cool to see you play Flash games, SmallAnt!
I literally feel so proud of his evolution even though I literally only contributed my subing to his channel like 2-3 years ago
Everything about this video was perfect. I have never laughed this hard, and it's 1am LOL
All of them are big in my childhood and it’s amazing
Ngl this is SO entertaining watching him play pizzeria and these games I played as a kid, especially since he's never played it. XD
You should speedrun more flash games! The nostalgia was real, dude!
Found this video in my recommended and clicked on it, the nostalgia hit me like a fricking bus. Remembering the times of me and my friends playing coolmathgames at 9 years old. During class, I would tell the teacher that we're learning about time and how to multi-task for when we get older by playing Papa's games. It actually worked because my 3rd grade teacher made it a LESSON but good times.
I can't believe you never played Papa's Pizzeria as a child! That was part of my childhood, playing on library or school laptops lol
“Unfortunately I don’t have any friends :p” *Sad PointCrow noises*
I love Papa’s -eria’s games a lot! I love Freezeria and Doughnuteria the most. This was a fun speedrun! 😂
Actually some cool speedruns. Would love to see more flash games
Omg this video brought back so many fun memories of never doing work in primary school, lol
Dude I tried for months to get all customers to platinum star (maybe I don't remember lol) and 100% papp's pizzeria. Had so much fun when I was a kid doing it, really cool to see you play it know
Seeing those first 2 games took me back to my childhood with great joy 🌸 I played a Fireboy And Watergirl game as co-op with a boyfriend once - it was a hilarious afternoon. But that Toad voice montage?? Got me giggling so much that the sexy Eddie voice hit me outta nowhere, I wasn’t ready.
fireboy and watergirl WAS super cool to play with a friend! my friends and i always played it together in elementary school and i can definitely tell the multiplayer is the intended gaming experience (having played both multiplayer and single player).
I would love to see you play more Mario 63! I played it so much in high school! It's super fun c:
Dude I remember being so obsessed with the Papa's series like seriously, I played every single one of them until Papa's Sushi
Seeing SmallAnt play Mario 63, I felt very nostalgic afterwards. I remember as a kid playing it and alot of other flash games and i'm always happy to see others getting to play them and see their reactions to said games. Also his reaction to flood being in the game i feel like was my reaction as a kid as well. Mario sunshine was, and still is a game i liked to play and seeing it in the game just made me get a big smile.
Papas games are my entire childhood! Great job Ant
Hey ant, you probably won't see this but I just wanted to say I love you and your content, you are one of the reasons I'm still here so thank you
I loved playing Papa’s games when I was a kid, would be cool to see you speedrun the whole series. Also wish you played Super Mario 63 legitimately at least once, it’s really fun.
yeah same bro any% skips soo much content lol
man. this ones a classic. and a speedrun. im getting the chips and soda ready.
Your toad impression in SM63 reminds me of the noises CJ makes when there's mild peril during one of his speedruns
All of these games are legendary
How have you never played the Papa's games? :o Those games are literally my entire childhood and I LOVE them SOOO MUCH! Wish Flash wasn't dead/they received more recognition!
flash games are still perfectly playable on theor offline versions lol. Only the browser version was affected lol
Choppy Orc is such a small and super fun game to speedrun. One of my favorites
I LOVE YOU AND ALL THE CONTENT YOU PUT OUT FOR US TO ENJOY!
I want deep voiced Ant to read me a bedtime story
Losing my mind over Ant trying to voice act in falsetto 😭
Played all the games from my childhood. Dang, that was a nostalgia trip
watergirl and fireboy was literally my childhood. still remember playing it with my sister.
Speedrun Jacksmith, easily my favorite flash game
17:33 me watching any professional speedrun
Smallant: Gives Cooper the wrong pizza Cooper: Hates it Smallant: "How dare you ruin my day"
Flash game speedruns are soooo sick. Most of them have that slight buggy-ness that allows for really cool skips. I’d love to see you do red ball next time
yooooo super mario 63 was literally my childhood
SmallAnt has officially transcended godhood 😁
fireboy and watergirl and the papa's series were my childhood. I m gonna play them again now. Thanks for the nostalgia.
I didn't know you could be bad at papa's pizzeria. SmallAnt always surprises me 🤣
Hear me out , Small ant does deep voice toad all the time
if mobile games were all replaced with flash games, mobile would be a much more respected and played platform
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Those 3 flash games are classics. I remember playing them back in elementary school lol
These are my favorite SmallAnt videos for sure.
It's a sad day when chat votes fornite more than Among Us or Mario 64. I'd love to see what an Among Us speedrun would be like. Glad the "meme picks" won though. Actually they're more like the EazySpeezy options. XD
Fact: I used to have the world record for the youngest person in the world
same
yoo same here!
Same
same
Oh my GOD, Mario 63 is a blast from the past. I’ve always wanted to play it again, but could never remember the name! Thanks for refresh!!
Super Mario 63... Just seeing gameplay of it gives me memories. And I didn't even play Flash games when that game hit it big, I started playing them only about 5 years before the end!
I just want to throw out a random comment to voice my support for your KZhead, SmallAnt. You've become one of my favorite gaming channels. Keep up the good work!
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@@Smallant wholesome af
am i the only one to tell my teachers that coolmathgames is actually a math game website so i can play during class
Literally everyone lol.
Everyone
Man this brought me back, fireboy and water girl was my absolute jam! and I loved sm63, but it also reminded me of that one super weird Mario themed PETA game where the bro’s got injured and two chickens had to defeat an evil colonial sanders??? Not to mention the first ‘cooking mama’ I ever played was also a fucked up peta version. They really made just anything into a flash game huh
I played that water girl and fire boy with my dad when I was like 5 so thank you for brining back the memories :)