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It's official. I haven't a doubt: Meow Wolf needs to be an open world videogame
Needs to happen now
You mean it needs to happen... meow
YES
I was the 169th like on this comment
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I was on the ride. My hand is now a brussel sprout
It still is, help
Uh oh
yum.
damn. rip
@@Jane_ForShort *IT STILL IS*
Criminally underviewed and underrated
he is getting tons of subs wow
@@folddyy it's a side show attraction in santa Fe and Las Vegas not a actually person
This is a Grateful Dead tour meets hitchikers guide to the galaxy.
bro based on the side effects I'm pretty sure that they spiked the orange drink from omega with lsd.
Oh no that doesn't sound good.
@@100madmic the LSD or the fact someone actually considered drinking the Orange Drink?
More like someone spiled the lsd with orange drink
Well yeah. Why else do you think it was recalled? But too many ppl were already addicted to it, so they decided to try and put a p.r. spin on it instead of fixing their mistake. There's gonna end up being mesothelioma-type commercials for that crap in the future if they don't force the recall and stop ppl from drinking it
I'm pretty sure the orange juice has something way worse than lsd in it
"You will then find the cosmic egg." is such a vibe.
straight from omega mart
The fact this is one big ad campaign for an actual thing and not just an ARG is what bewilders me everytime
no its a ad to args
@@warpedmine9682 no it’s not
it's ad for a store that's an ARG
but the store does exist
the store doesn't really do anything of what's listed it's just supposed to make you think that
How does this channel have so little views??? The content is super high quality
idk I found this through omega mart and I wish I could go to one but I'm too far away from one of the places
True!
@@incognito3dmodelinganimati668 same
Perhaps they are viewed as a Skycorp ripoff
@@incognito3dmodelinganimati668 same
I remember what the ride was before it was the Kaleidoscape. It was some bad Ghost shooting ride. You guys definitely improved it.
Meh its still a pretty lame dark ride, it just looks like some burningman hipsters half-assed it with redecorating.
Was there, visited the Mushroom Kingdom but now gravity is upside-down for me. Edit: I also went to Goiky Canal (bfdi place) but I'm still an object. But without limbs.
You might just be in Australia
Bummer.
@@schizosnake regular or space?
@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 there's a difference?
@@schizosnake well one is the home of Jeice from the Ginyu force while the other is on Earth.
Could meow wolf please be responsible for the next hitchhikers guide to the galaxy adaptation ?
It would be so much more amazing than the original if they were in charge of it.
That's so funny, I totally got hitchhiker to the galaxy vibes from this too....
best thing I went on to date. My bf got turned into a cucumber, but its k
Lucky. Mine turned into a gherkin so we had to break up
Perfect! Can still get use out of him but now entirely on your terms! 😉 🌹🥒
Eat him
@@benm1414 uwu
@@DMack6464 .//.
this channel is unbelivably underrated it makes me so sad
Yeah, they spent so much time to make an omega mart ad
WAIT WAIT WAIT! I was told there would be peanut free salted peanuts, when will we get those?
That's at the end; chromatic displacement can result in lower sodium levels so SFSP are always offered!
@@poltive appreciated
I love remembering all my future birthdays
This sounds like its from an actual ride at area 15
It is a ride. The Kaleidoscape was in Elitch Gardens in Denver, CO
it was (or is- haven't been there in a while) at elitch gardens in denver. pretty fun, though even if it's gone you can technically still do it cause they just redecorated a ghost-themed ride that was already there update: went last weekend (may 23 2021), it's still there and fucking amazing. i'm not that big on thrill rides so probably the favorite one i did. trippy af
@@prcld yep! I remember that ride. Was really crappy and didn't have much maintenance done on it. Kaleidoscape was a huge improvement
I remember no such thing at Elitch and now I’m intrigued
@@owl6637 I went there. It’s got omega mart levels of confusing things.
Meow Wolf with another BANGER upload
This is some Aperture Lab type of marketing and I love it
"Terminal nostalgia" sounds like a real life condition.
And two years later we have Convergence Station. Beautiful!
I'm having a fever and this seems like a dream come true
Damn man, black Mesa has become a theme park. Hope the resonance cascade won’t happen again
Hey, just because your name is Gordon doesn't mea- HEY! DONT TOUCH THA- GREAT, WE ARE HAVING A RESONANCE CASCADE AGAIN! GREAT JOB!
Maybe this time theyll give me a HELMET!
LOOK GORDON, ROPES!
The resonance cascade is what happens when Q particles fall into the wormhole
I can hear the screams from here...
I love this. Is there a name for this genre of art? The kind that's SORT of surreal, SORT of dada, but focuses on viewing the surreal through the lens of the mundane? Like as an example from another medium, just about any joke from Welcome to Night Vale. That... cosmic horror being treated as an everyday experience as a way of pointing out the strangeness of our existing structures? I feel like corporations/brands, technology, and alienation within a community are running themes. And aesthetically, I connect it with comforting or nostalgic imagery being used in a horror-themed way (KZhead is recommending me Omega Mart's neon signage, but honestly a lot of vaporwave/cyberpunk alluded to in the video seems to fit the Vibe). Like ... writing creepypasta-style about walking into a K-Mart, or an illustration of a family from a 90's nintendo ad but their heads are replaced with the TV from the ad. Viscera and blood, if depicted, are sort of hidden away in a corner, like a little puddle around a Coca-cola bottle that looks like soda until you get closer... or otherwise made cartoonish by being neon pink or green. I love this style and I'd like to be able to refer to it more accurately than "surreal horror."
I call it "Mundane Horror"
A dangerous ride through time, space, and the literal unexplained? Perfect ride for the kids!
Someone please give this channel more views
I just did.
A Meow Wolf VR app would be BONKERS.
I hate that I have to watch this every time I travel. I know the drill alright!
Instructions unclear, I went on the ride and now I'm a multi-colored talking horse.
_Finally, a ride that shows you what it's like to be on drugs, without actually having to be on drugs._
I’d do it in a heartbeat
Ok the deja vu part was genuinely hilarious
The Quantum passenger safety car looks to me like an alternate universe Mystery Machine.
Meow Wolf needs it's own theme park with QDoT being an indoor rollercoaster
Wish I was going to kalidescope at Etlich rn
♥ MEOW WOLF
That deja vu thing actually got me for a second there
Way ahead of you
I had a buddy who used to work for the Air Force, He had a buddy who lost his symbiote during this ride.
Underrated Channel
With every vid I watch from these guys I'm more and more certain that they really are aliens. They just shared with us inter-dimensional travel.
This needs more views
Went on this ride, feet got turned into the ride so I had to get amputated, fun time
I went on the ride, and I came back a large animal on two legs
when a ride turns you into a furry
@@UltraVioletLite he ment a human
@@West_Coast_Gang oh ok
@@West_Coast_Gang no, I ment furry
You mean you didnt become a ɷ▶ΔΠ πↇ∞∑? Damn, i pity you man
Chromatic Impermanence. I've been afraid of this since 1996. Thanks, plant teachers.
So wait, I *don't* need to keep my arms and legs inside the ride at all times?
This ride is actually pretty cool, I recommend it
You must embrace and converge with the wise paradox of the absurd . In the words of a certain doctor: "DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT!"
Can they open an Omega Mart in Australia? I feel the mix of lethal fauna and fragmented reality would make for fun times
I just realized that QDOT is referenced in the new Convergence Station location, that's super cool
watching this kind of stuff makes me wish even more that i lived in america where i could actually go see this stuff
Where do you live?
At first I thought it was irresponsible and unrealistic to create a public transportation method that requires manually focusing a conglomatron in order to not suffer catastrophic existence failure, but then I realized that catching a bus, a train or a plane could be bewildering and deadly to a person unfamiliar with the practices of how such transport methods work. A future where quantum travel requires mental attention is not entirely without precedent.
I've ridden this before, I can't wait to try for the first time!
This profession HAS TO exist
Wonderful.
Enjoy the ride, indeed. Trip-trip-trip-tripping. 👀💚🤫
Wow! Okay things are going to get werid. But it's really so cool!
I like they said ‘terminal sense of deja vu’ 676 times and counting.
You seem to be expieriencing A terminal sense of deja vu, this can cause you to have A terminal sense of deja vu
Actually the thing he said about time is true. I was shown a vision of how time is contained in an orb and there's a line in the center touching 2 points with many realities and realms converging. It's how God shows people the future and etc cos he sees the whole orb.
this is what plays at kaleidescape
Thanks QDOT!
This is a physicist's version of the turboencabulator.
Considering there is no end or beginning, I guess that means the ride ends where it starts. Like most rides. But with science!
This is like those crazy surreal meme video, but doing it seriously.
sounds fun.
Reminds me of that Sam and Max game with the internet.
@Funny Koichi dog and dirty - minded - rabbit
Finally... Quantum travel made simple!
Me watching this in 2021… THATS THE COMPANY BEHIND THE CONVERGENCE STATION!!!
Ohhh So this is the test version of Convergence Station
This gives me extreme portal vibes.
Omega Mart needs a TV serie.
This is bad news. Nothing good can come from holes in the dimensional barriers.
This should be an amusement park ride where you need to find Q particles for omega mart.
How Quantum/Q. does have any rules of this? This will partically make me confused if i get on the ride and also why theres focusing shooting on this? I dont know if i get on the ride and the cosmic egg will make ride? Im sure...soon.
Meow wolf needs a full theme park
That jingle at the end reminded me so much of Portal
Thumbnail is just a necky boy enjoying his Bad Dragon purchase.
cool
Will I get a stand from this? I’m oddly curious.
Last time I did this my arm exploded and I almost blacked out. It was brilliant.
i grew a trunk and half of my entire body became a 5 dimensional cuttlefish eyeball but aside from that i would say the ride was pretty fun
*ɴᴇᴄᴋ*
i think it’s actually n e c k
Needs a tad more Cowbell!
I went on this ride with my classmate's older sister once.
1:31 Cosmo pleasure? Oh Boy
👍👍👍👍
Ok where is this ride? God damn I wish I could get out of Canada and see all this beautiful insanity.
it's in denver.
I need that to go to Omega Mart
Me: *reads title* I like your funny words magic man.
Is that the voice of Finn at the end?
What should I do if my neck doesn’t go back to normal?
Buy Omega Mart`s handy - dandy neck shortener
The secret of the universe was revealed to me in the skimm did di finge de Pogue. And all I got was multi dimensional travel!
A terminal sense of dejavu is spoopy
I can see you've done a donut tutorial or two.
Chop, chop, game devs. Make a game about Meow Wolf. Now. (yeah someone said this but still, it needs to happen)
* chuckles * *im in danger*
Song?
Seems simple enough. Though I would express my concerns involving mass omnidirectional molecular displacement, I'm sure the side effects of entering a 9th plane of non-existent space should wear off yesterday.
Ar b'aray. Eve Arden G'flark!
@@judithsixkiller5586 Hmm, good point. Though we're going to need a lot of anti matter for something like that.
@@turboking9238 I actually borrowed that bit from a Robin Williams stand up comedy album. HTG- I once said that sentence out loud to Google and it translated it to " I'll be okay, I'm going to Palm Springs!" I about died laughing at this and I started to wonder if he somehow intended for someone to eventually figure that out.
@@judithsixkiller5586 Ooohhhhh, cool!!
@@turboking9238 it made me start thinking- What other outlandish gibberish nonsense out there could be revealed to make sense though Google translate? The bind goggles.
I rode this to QS132.B and my luggage became sentient at sector 8. Now I’m not sure if I was the luggage or the passenger.
Still better than the TSA!
"Long neck Markiplier doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" long neck markiplier: 0:40