President Trump Contradicts His Own Experts On Coronavirus Response
We have no idea how far the Coronavirus has spread in the U.S., largely because the Trump administration was unprepared to roll out testing kits where they are needed. #Monologue #Colbert #Coronavirus
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When Biden starting introducing the surprise guest, the joy on the faces of his supporters as they anticipate the arrival of Barack Obama. Or was just me?
I guess Biden would fall over if he didn't have his Obama-crutch to lean on.
I thought it was gonna be obama too cos biden never misses an opportunity to name drop Barrack
Philip Clayberg I guess not.
Obama will be a Surprise BOMB dropped on their heads!!!!
What if it was like a distant cousin or something 😂😂 Babs Obama!! come on down, say hi tell us how the family is doing!
"It's going to take more than complete ignorance to stop me from talking about it." The same could be said of Donald on pretty much any topic!
I know you didn't call out "first!"... but you were.
Video uploaded 13 seconds ago, your comment of this length was uploaded 12 seconds ago. hmm. You not having much of a life do you? xD Took you 1 second to post this comment, you sitting there with copy paste just waiting for videos to be uploaded?
@@FabledGentleman Always easy to tell who's the butthurt trump supporter. 😂
@@FabledGentleman * Person just chilling, watching something on KZhead. Video ends, new video appears, person clicks. * Cue crazy person who thinks _that's_ more indicative of 'not having a life' than using comment sections as their outlet for anger. There's some fantastic meditation channels on here. They might help. 🕉☯️
it's called the Zeitgeist. Google it. 'the More You Know....'
6:20 I'm somewhat surprised Trump didn't suggest nuking the coronavirus.
Hey, now! That's _my_ joke!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!
@@hatfieldrick Sorry.
People are very sad watching Trumps advanced dementia, he gets worse and worse every month. "people are saying" that all those many clips of Trump are being put into ads to be shown from now until November, all paid for by Bloomberg. (edit) Pass it On. Trumps Dementia. Don't Stop. 24/7.
I mean, it's not far fetched. He's suggested nuking a hurricane lol
Whoa! John's face after the KuKluxKenney joke! I make that face every time trump opens his mouth.
The bloated tangerine is utterly inept. He's a danger to us all.
CShield the whole world not just you Yankees.
Trump has an erectile dysfunction
@@zachaddington5264 It seems trump himself is an erectile dysfunction.
Rotten tangerines with green mold
It’s funny how comedians are reliable sources of information
The court jester is always the most honest.
reptomicus It’s crazy how lazy we are about this virus. Like seriously people are dying out there and we’re just not doing anything to help.
Chazz Treat was reading the same about Trevor Noah.
Comedians are reliable and the current dumbasses running the government don’t have a clue.
@@chazztreat8317 well if the government starts doing something like quarantine, people will protest the martial law.
@ 6:03. Executives and C-levels! When you sit in meetings, interrupting the presentation with question to sound clever among your peers, right there that’s how you look like 😂
In TEXAS they CLOSED POLLING STATIONS all across the state in the Black, Poor & Latino areas. MAIL IN BALLOTS are so important rn
Wish that were a surprise, even when they started doing it late last year, but it's not. Bet they still love that cheap labor force though ...
Mary Light are you kidding me?
Mary Light, And of course there's no possible way that mail in votes could be messed around with, is there? What with all the gerrymandering and voter suppression going on, and hacked voting machines, such mischief shouldn't be necessary anyway. I wouldn't put anything past Trump and his disciples, they're desperate to maintain the status quo, or the quid pro quo. Another four years of Trump and company would be a shameful tragedy for democracy.
It should not be possible for states to behave in this manner. And it didn't used to be possible, except that the Supreme Court (Roberts) declared racism over and gutted the Voting RIghts Act.
@@victoriabaker4400 Well, there's nine of them and 300-odd million of you, maybe it's time to have a robust conversation with some of your fellow citizens and their elected officials. Pretty sure you'd have plenty of support around the world, too. Don't give up just yet.
The average lifespan for a men in the US is only 76 because your healthcare system sucks. Vote for a candidate that will improve people’s health and welfare!
@@Balletified Isn't Russia literally a Eurasian nation ... ?
USA in the 46th position in Life Expectancy. Spain number 2 👌🏻. Public Health care works guys. It’s about time USA
And who is that? Biden will not change anything except his clothes. I will vote blue no matter who but holding my nose and closing my eyes- our only hope to improve America was lost last night. Our health care system will continue to steal our money and rob us from LIVING- and doesnt discriminate- treats babies as ugly as all ages. Insurance salespeople are worse than used car salespeople. God help save America please!!! Biden will appoint experts to head departments that will feast non stop at stealing stealing stealing. But yeah I will vote for the democrat who will be a terrific cover for all the criminals appointed to steal and cheat!!!
Yeah, that 76 number is for the poor. The rich live to their 90s.
How about someone healthy? Not a guy with a heart attack? Ok, that's too mean. But then again, his health risk is no joke! No matter how much you see him as a visionary, Sanders is not the answer. He felt a bern himself! A extreme one in the heart!
Senior Citizen Slam down. I found that funnier than I should have.
The President of the United States, the man in charge of protecting our country from an epidemic, has literally no idea how vaccines work. Awesome.
Also have you heard from the surgeon general? He's been AWOL for a spell.....
Hubby Bubby a small and usually dead strain of the virus is used to inoculate you from catching it in the future. This is because your body creates antibodies that are capable of fighting off the virus, should you come in contact with a live strain of the virus for any reason. It is a bit more complex than that, hence why we haven’t created a coronavirus vaccine yet.
@Hubby Bubby Study medicine. You could also read up on Wikipedia.
no only that, he's saving money while trying to contain the virus.
alphabrainwave Awesome ? Fearsome ! Because he could say vaccines don’t work so NO money 💰 for that foolishness ! And The Republican big wigs in effect said you can do whatever you choose ! Mr President We got your back ! Open your minds to the trouble we are in ! And that starts with a capital T
5:48 Once again President arms crossed has no idea what’s going on but he tries so hard to act smart🤦♂️
SidEffecT - It's like he thought every expert in the room was going to say "Wow Mr. President, we never thought of that! What a great idea!" Once again, Trump provides proof, for all the world to see, that he is a moron.
He’s such a joke. The punchline is the fact that he’s president. The second punchline is that he has followers that take him seriously 😂
@@ashsharp2052 seems like you've read thoroughly the Harry Reid Playbook... The Democratic party is an absolute joke! All one would have to do is stanback and look at your top prospects for president... They are all clowns... And Joe Biden is a bumbling idiot! And Bernie Sanders is a bumbling socialist... You Democrats are absolute jokes!
Model 1897 S..Dude I’m not going to say that you’re wrong but you didn’t know Trump is also a socialist? FYI Trump has been a bumbling clown for the past 3 years. As bad as Warren or Bernie or Biden are Trump is even worse. Seriously he makes these people all look like superstars! It’s pretty bad when all the presidents accomplishments are just the economy and unemployment which are 2 things that weren’t really a problem when he came into office. Oh yeah and the stock market of course which he hates but it makes him look good so he’s going to pretend like that 😂
ijk240695.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.. thank you so much for talking about things that you have no idea about. Stop talking like you work somewhere behind the scenes because you probably don’t. You got to be kidding me right? Trump listens to his advisers? Oh and I forgot when we talk about Trump we have to talk about past presidents that don’t even matter anymore because there aren’t really a lot of good things to say about Trump are there? So now the story is just the Republicans are making the decisions not Trump? That just proves you people will do anything to defend this man even throw your own kind under the bus.
"meh" - slayed me. couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Can‘t touch this would be a better song to sing for 20 sec 😅
He must have been treating his bone spurs the day they covered Biology in Biology.
So, trump actually thought that the flu shot would eradicate the coronavirus? Thats like being confused as to why the air freshener wont kill cockroaches.
No... well yes. The idea that there are big distinctions in treatment/vaccination/testing of diseases that may seem similar to the laymen seems to escape him. Theoretically he is an adult human being capable of learning that, but I doubt he cares to.
Trump is an antivaxxer. I doubt he thinks the flu shot works on the flu. (Btw, get your flu shot.)
@Douglas Davis a "higher octane"? 👍😎
@@laurent1144 truthfully, the flu vaccine we have now doesn't work, at least not well enough. The reason is that, every year, the "average" flu virus mutates to fight against the vaccines and our science simply isnt able to keep up. However, it is extremely important to get the flu, pneumonia shots. Its better than not doing anything at all. We need to fund the CDC, the pandemic team and all other sciences to protect us from these things. Those on the right will argue "where are we going to get the money for it. The answer, raise taxes, stop spending on weapons of mass destruction, tax the hell out of the top 1%.
@@Godric_71 Also that they have to try to predict which strain of the flu will be out that year. It's not just the mutations that can be a bit difficult.
5:30 how could you forget about poor lil' Gerry? Gerry Mandering.
Not to mention Vladdy. And Hatred. There must be more...
I sometimes look at my 3yo little cousin and he'll say smarter things then trump.... I'm not even surprised anymore
That 3 year old will be a billionaire.
Marcelo Souza it doesn’t take much
My 6 year old understands climate is different than weather, windmills don't cause cancer and that Trump is guilty.
ScaryEducatedChic what have you been teaching them
than*
lol he does a great Bernie Sanders impression, even better than his impression of a self obsessed orange megalomaniac
Trump:”Would a flu shot work?” Scientist: “Bloody hell, Mr Trump! You GENIUS! Why didn’t the Chinese think of that? I think you just saved the planet, sir!!” 🙄
"I spoke to the leader of Norway about raking the forest to prevent all these terrible fires" "The leader of Denmark said I was abZUrd for wanting to buy Gteenland, what a nasty thing to say about America." "I'm a very stable genius and have a big a brain." Those are just a few other examples of his intellect. Your scenario is right up there oldraver1 😀
Not as dumb as colbert is putting it. Cause the process of developing a new medicine for corona takes too long, they are currently testing medicine which is already on the market (and is used for treating other diseases) whether they work against the coronavirus.
@@MasterFrozoneLP and none do yet. Trump is a moron.
Trump trying to sound smart is stupid.
Credit were credits due at least he acknowledges that vaccines work Also none of the flu shots that have ever been used would work, if they did we would already be immune
I lost it when he said ku klux Kenny. 😂😂🤣
Trump is the living embodiment of cognitive dissonance.
you assume he is cogniscient...
And he molests the flag Ugh
Living is the key word.....unlike senile Biden or almost-dead Bernie
@@ObscuredByCloud trump is 245 pounds my guy
@@lisalisa1435 Did you see an American flag anywhere on stage at the Democratic debates? And they are supposed to represent America and its citizens? Ugh.
Christ. Even kids know how vaccines work.
ITh
And this was AFTER a bunch of people explained to him how it works. He still couldn't get it. 🤦♂️
They seem to cause autism and various allergies to common foods.
02:40 "You couldn't think of a better way?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did you think about winning? I almost died 🤣🤣🤣
Average life expectancy for men, 76? Funny, for Canadian men it's 82. Time for America to get a health-care delivery system maybe?
My grandpa and his whole family, came to the states for healthcare from Canada. So if it's so great there why do you suppose they came here?
@@dawnstanley1733 maybe your grandpa had a death wish
dawn stanley don’t know because they have done studies that Canadians are living longer than Americans. And I’m a nurse telling you that.
Our new and improved health care system here in America will simply be ol Donnie Dotard handing out top shelf flu vaccines to everybody. 🙈🙉
@@dawnstanley1733 I don't understand your comment, the whole family came here for healthcare? So Canada doesn't have a healthcare system? I'm confused why they'd move the entire family for that reason. Usually people only move because of a job, or to be near other relatives, etc.
Thinking the flu vaccine would work on the coronavirus is like thinking that you can use your garage door opener on the TV if you lose the remote.
That's a brilliant analogy! xD ahahah yuhp, man he surrounds himself with the dumbest advisors and doesn't know a thing....
You just summed up Trumps true base. "I don't know why those homeless just don't buy a house."
Q: What does the race to the White House smell like? A: ... depends.
Well It's going to smell a lot better then the smell that's in The White House now.
@@berniecom728 Gallons of spray tan and a firehose of bullshit? That would smell pretty bad.
Like Bot BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Trump is a stud and probably smells amazing...
@@wowatomica yuck
Don't these people realize Trump is not for the middle class or the poor?
He's anti minorities and anti immigrants, which is all these poor Trump supporters seem to care about!
@C S Sean Hannity is the Republicans $40 million a year star player in spreading propaganda to sheep herd Trump supporters.
Are you American? If you are, then you should know that they absolutely do not realize that. I realize it's difficult to imagine that the poor believe a life long billionaire is their greatest champion, but that's where we are. If you're not American, well, they don't. I know it sounds crazy and I don't fully understand it myself, but get used to it. It's gonna get worse before it gets better.
Gwen30 A lot of them are racist idiots so they are incapable of understanding anything
You don't know that for sure. His policies help the middle class and poor more than you know.
"Herpe High - Watch Your Grades Sore" Pure genius
He constantly contradicts experts. Yet another reason he shouldn't be a leader.
That's like number 14 on the list at best, but yes. I'm surprised he isn't just firing experts that don't confirm what wild theory pops into his head after watching Fox News or after listening to a passing comment someone made it a random conversation.
Well, since when would you take health advice from a complete twat who looks straight into an eclipse unprotected? Exactly.
"Because you have no sense of responsibility toward anybody or anything. And that is a tragedy in a man, and it is a disaster in a president. " -Henry Fonda (The Best Man, 1964)
"Y'know, it's not that I object to your being a bastard, don't get me wrong there. It's your being such a stupid bastard that I object to." -Lee Tracy (The Best Man, 1964)
He clearly demonstrated he doesn't understand what it takes to develop a drug/vaccine.
"Klu Klux Kenny"... Wiped Me Out !!! 🤣🤣🤣
"It's gonna take more than complete ignorance to stop me from talking about it" Spoken like a true US citizen here, well done ;) XD
0:45 "bing bing, bong bong." 🤪😭😂🤣
Guess that's about what djt is able to comprehend about anything ;)
“I heard that fly squatters are very effective against flies, so wouldn’t they be useful against bears or tigers?” “Probably not, sir.” “A solid fly squatter?” “Ahhh, no”
Laughs aside we are truly staring down the barrel on this virus and Mike Pence must undoubtedly realise he's Trump's fall guy on this situation.
Don't forget trump's favorite child: Adderal
“Herpe High: Watch your grades sore!”
Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice.
"Complete ignorance" defines this presidency
Your comment also defines this pretty good. Mindless bot.
@@LePageChannel did you see what the fool asked?
Intentional Ignorance. it's a definition for a very pretty word. Troglodyte.
Belligerent ignorance, too.
@00:28 "It's going to take more than complete ignorance to stop me from talking about it......." HEY! that's Trumps Line, Steven!
"Rust belt coal miner who votes against his economic self-interest" . Love that guy. Him and "my Black over there".
I believe he said "my African-American over there" …..anyway... :)
@@AMilo-qm4ed My bad. That's sounds (a little) better.
South Korea has drive through testing for CV now. America, squat.
As long as the driveway at McDonald's is open, no need for testing
As long as the driveway at McDonald's is open, no need for testing
Trump: can't we just use the flu vaccine? Official:*smacks head* it's so obvious! How did we not think about that!?
Lol scientists must feel their IQ literally drop when they're around him. I wonder if their wives have a nice dinner waiting at home for them to make up for it.
Also, can't we just nuke hurricanes?
Plen122 So all scientists have “good little housewives?” 😶 And are straight males?
@@civil_villain Nuking hurricanes is the best way we've found to date to spread nuclear fallout uncontrollably over a wide area as quickly as possible. So don't be a hater of solutions that work. Now what was the problem again? I don't remember. Just nuke it.
@@kbanghart -- Loved your first sentence. How's this for a second sentence? "I wonder if their spouses take them out to dinner someplace nice afterward to make up for it."
“Circle ⭕️ dot cootie shot” yes! ThAts what we really need!!
I swear Stephen I was having issues with my heart but as I laugh and I feel my heart getting stronger thank you . Lord I pray I will get a chance to come to your show in New York all the way from Texas . My heart thanks you
I'm pretty sure Eric named his kid 'Carolina' because he didn't know how to spell 'Caroline'.
Actually, they were filling out the birth certificate paperwork and the nurse said "Caroline, what a pretty name. Like Caroline Kennedy!" Whereupon Eric vomited into his mouth and changed the 'e' to an 'a'.
You pathetic sick people. Your bullying a literal baby!
@@scottstaggs7194 we are bullying Eric, not the baby. Oh, wait, were you suggesting that Eric is a baby? OK, that's fine..
@@scottstaggs7194 No, they're not. They're making fun of Eric Trump. You know that; you're just playing dumb for some reason.
@@barbarak2836 the line is...''stop pretending not to understand''. it's a compliment and a reprimand all in the same statement. I use it often, you may too. it really works, jaw drops are fun to watch.
Crap, I was resting my head on my hand when they started saying “don’t touch your face.” I am doomed. 😢
I'm sure prior to now, your hand has been elsewhere touching yourself 🤣 Relax, pray it away like VP Pence believes.
If the people in China just stopped eating filthy, disgusting pangolins for "medicinal" benefits then this whole coronavirus wouldn't even exist. The source came from a dirty Wuhan wet market, which sells live and dead animals. The live ones are butchered without any sanitary protocols. Damn dirty country.
"Donnie, Eric, we gotta stop this bear trashing around our cabin. Whatta you got? A Mouse Trap? That'll do just fine!!!" Someone break out the Smallpox Vaccine from storage. That'll work!!!
Cowpox ? Horsepox ? Chickenpox ? Stable genius pox ? ...no. Can we hand out condoms ? ...If you want to ? Can we hand in comdoms and do condom puppet theater ? ...no Those are not all of our ideas Doc. Doc ? Doc ? Hey suicide is illegal in this state, stop holding your breath !! I'm the president, If I fire everybody in America then no Americans will die from this case of Corona... ...I'm a bit confused doc, how's one case of Corona going to get everyone that plastered ? I stared at the suns corona once ... Doc ? Doc ? I think we are losing him. Somebody get another doctor.
Mexico's president be like: Yeah build that wall fast🧱
Don't worry intelligent people have antibodies for stupidity virus
I'd rather vote for a Democratic Socialist, like Bernie, than a Republican Sociopath, like Trump. 🗳️Nov. 3rd, 2020 :: Vote blue, no matter who!🗳️
Suzy Q , that’s a great bumper sticker !
I voted for Warren, but I'll definitely be voting for anyone who gets the nomination.
@@hippiecowgirl4231 Bumper sticker is a good idea, but I'm thinking t-shirt. Of course, there's nothing wrong with making both! 😉👍
I hope you make that pledge even if somebody else wins the democratic primary.
Agree
Do we dare to imagine a time in which we don't ever have to listen to that vile, degenerate voice again?
Yes! Imagine an ideal country. Keep your eyes on the prize.
Stephen I love your show. When I need a laugh I watch you.
I was so afraid they wouldn't include tom steyer's "witness me!!", since he dropped out, but it's the funniest part of the bit. When tom steyer came up i was like "well played, Late show"
Every time I hear Trump talk I need to wash my hands. The guy is slimy and gross.
Don't worry, he'll get you that top shelf flu vaccine to solve everything.
I hit the mute button.
When i hear trump talk it sounds more like a wet diarrhea fart under high pressure with chunks..lol (sorry for being so disgusting)..
When I hear him talk he sounds like the dirty old man in a car calling kids over, but you're warned not to go near them.😧😧😧🙁
I had to stop using the flamethrower in the house, TV's are expensive
Joe Biden is somehow the youngest person running in a literal sense but the oldest by far in personality.
Guitarisforgrins youngest man, Warren is younger.
JFC - Why does it even matter? He is only a few months younger than Bernie, yet the Establishment ass kissing MSM continues to push this narrative that Joe is somehow "young" and Bernie is much "too old". Voters care about POLICY, not age and that alone is what should really be newsworthy and relevant in an election. (Comment not meant for you specifically, Guitarisforgrins, just in general)
Wise Old Owl maybe because Bernie had a heart attack and won’t release his full medical records.
Senility is a b.
@@Tiredmillennialhere He has released exactly what all the others have released, so stop holding him to a higher standard. He had a minor heart issue which has been resolved with stents. His health is fine. He was playing baseball just a few days post-op and has been tireless on the campaign trail, running circles around people 1/2 his age. How many rallies and town halls has Biden held the last few months? Frankly, I'm much more worried about Biden's dementia issues.
When you see trumpty dumbty with his arms crossed, it means he is more out of his depth than usual which is always. LOL
I dont know. He made me some money. The man is good with money. Cant wait for the Democrats return to office. Then be ready. Presidents changing makes money. Be like them and learn. Play the game wise and win. I learned to stop choosing and start using them to make money. They get insider info legally we dont. Now let that sink in. Then look at the crowd they run with. Democrats use poverty and Republicans use wealth. They go hand in hand. They both win. We lose no matter what. They are the 1%.
@@robertcastleberry5108 in what way did you start using them to make money? What is it that you are following, and observing, that helps you? Thanks.
VOTE Blue for facts, science, healthcare, etc etc again!!
Blue is true! Red is dead!
VOTE Red for magic and 2,000 year old Bible prophecies about certain absolute doom 😋
Lololololol...Hilarious Facts and comedy are literally cancer to you guys... sorry gender non conforming or whatever the hell is the flavor of the day.
Someone needs to get the president a copy of the Evil Overlord List, he's totally forgetting the rule "If I employ advisors, I will sometimes listen to their advice."
That would be ridiculous. That list is quite long, and Putin's Puppet is incapable of reading anything longer than a fastfood menu.
Bold of you to assume that he is capable of reading.
That's why he calls them "lackies"
Thank you for reminding me of the List, just the thought of it brightened my day! It's been some years, might be a good day to read it again.
But can he read it? It should have some TLDR version.
C'mon America vote for Bernie Sanders!!
NO, sorry he's too socialist, that's why most people hopped the joe train.
Do it! Vote for Bernie!
dawn stanley what's a socialist?
@@dawnstanley1733 don't visit canada, uk, germany, denmark, or Sweden then. i dont think you would be able to handle it.
@@RockinLoud360 so is Venezuela
Lol "voter suppression" and "rust belt coal miner who votes against his economic self interest"
Hey now.... I nearly spit my drink when you broke into the 'my corona' song...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
There's no way Klobuchar would be supportive after you blew the recital.. she'd make you eat your dinner with a comb.
@Robin Hood it doesn't MATTER Which Grandpa You pick to stand up against Trump. DEMOCRATS NEED TO VOTE to defeat Trump in numbers he'll understand, BIGLY HUGE NUMBERS
laughing like this is really painful, there's so bloody much of it..too much laughter
Little Klu Klux Kenny. Sounds like a southpark character.
Dude, I LITERALLY laughed out loud when he said that.
Ku Klux...not Klu Klux.
@Emmett Hardie ---- Forgotten your meds again, huh?
Been waiting for the My Corona one 👍 good catch LSSC
"Senior Citizen Slam Down" ... so cruel, but so true! 😂
A big fan of you from Baghdad, keep up the good work Mr. Colbert COVID-19 finally reached Iraq/Baghdad ... thank God we are all😂gonna die.
Come on DT, just use the same ol' solution you had against hurricanes! I'm sure a Sharpie will defeat COVID19!
6:34 Are you still surprised that the US are far behind on things?
Close the damn door behind you cracked me up
Let's hope Bernie gets elected so we can have good health care during this global pandemic.
Isn't November (8 mths away) a little late for something well under way now?
That's correct. VOTE!
Ya sorry not going to happen. If only Bernie gets Texas and Cali
Nope. Warren stabbed Bernie and her own supporters in the back. She intends to support biden but her supporters second choice is Bernie.. She screwed everyone
@@mark-ish And anything would take another year
Trump thought maybe he could be the one to come up with a genius idea of using the flu vaccine. Like if that worked we wouldn’t already be all over it. Hahaha
I wondered why I wasn't seeing this in my notifications and just came on here and saw I was unsubscribed from this channel??? I did not do that...so confused. Anyway just subcribed again. You are hilarious ♡
Russians.
The names of his grand kids 😂😂😂😂😂
The average person touches their face 23 times per hour. So good luck with that.
Also if you tell someone to not think about a bear, all they can think about is a bear. I wonder what happened if you told them to not touch their face lol. Psychology 101. #M4A #freetesting #Paidsickleave #telecommuting
I am so above average!
Aw, look at Trump trying to sound intelligent. How adorable.
putting Dr. and MD after your name you must be a high intellect.
Bless his heart!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised he doesn't want to nuke the coronavirus
@DAVID GOERTZ Aw, look at the Trumpublican, not even trying to say anything intelligent.LMFAO
Bernie has been the most consistent of all the candidates. May be time for a move to a real President who puts Americans first....
Consistently racist? Consistently narcissist? Consistently sexist? Yeah, he's most consistent alright, and presidential material obviously.
bigbandguru - I like Bernie, but I don't like his promoting the idea that he is the only one with such a commitment and the only one who will work to implement solutions to such problems. That simply is not true, and he knows it.
Is America really ready
I love the "determined lurch" he was my favorite on 'The Addams Family'.
stephen says klu klux kenny and jon starts playing humble... nice.
Where's David Duke when you need him?😮
Sometimes I hear him say, "My name is Stephen Cold Beer."
Once upon a time there were a bunch of people called middle class in America now you can see the fossils in the museum
oh look at that, NOBODY cheered when the Colbert reported that the moderates were consolidating. Meh!
Nobody cares..
Trump telling the truth Is like seeing Big Foot fly a UFO into Lockness.
and unicorns pooping rainbow
Loch Ness. It's a loch. Loch is Scots. It's a body of water at the end of the Ness River. Inverness is the city 'by the Ness'. And 'loch' doesn't sound like 'lock'. Find a Scottish accent on KZhead saying 'och' and repeat. Apparently there's a similar sound in Hebrew (if that helps); my Jewish American friends can say the _'ccchh'_ properly. One even read Auchtermuchty on a street sign correctly. 😄
Tyler Davis while taking his pet chupacabra for a walk in Narnia
@@gmun2248 You DO realize you're talking to Americans. Information overload!!!!!!
@Furyan Auror let's celebrate ignorance! It's working wonders for the USA.
OMG...I JUST FELL OFF MY COUCH LAUGHING...WHEN HE SANG:”MY MY MY MY CORONA...” 😄😄😂😂😂
Hubby Bubby WHAT’s gonna happen in 3 weeks???
Consolidation can be good if it doesn't end up as constipation!
You make my day, you make me laugh all the time. It is amazing how you make the true so funny. Loved it
"When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done." Trump Feb 26 2020
His skull is filled with Cheeto dust, adipose tissue and diarrhea.
@@GoodnightJLH i always figured it was lined with sauce from the hamburders he eats
HMQ Yeah, it was his coronavirus/calm-the-markets press briefing. He blamed the dem debates, rather than the coronavirus for the market plunge. Got a link www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/line-coronavirus-outbreak-trump-may-come-regret-n1144686
40% of America support Trump, regardless of his idiotic remarks.
@@bird271828 Your right on that , and Trump said at one of his rallies that , I like the uneducated people , what does that tell you, so sad.
Have to watch this here due to local coverage.
I love that intro that you have for this segment. It's a work of genius.
Stephen is just so good - cleverly informative and funny.
Colbert: Klu Klux Kenny Batiste: uhhhhh
Just do the opposite of what the leader of the free world says and we will get though this
not a new strategy there.
@@mark-ish yeah but now its a near right 100% of the time
Great show.
When mimicking Bernie's voice think of the Ant eater from the Pink Panther Cartoon
Scientist: “Solid” flu vaccine??!! - Why didn’t we think of that?
Ibot JR ---. Where did YOU get your microbiology degree ???
@@v.gorski3050 -- You don't need a microbiology degree. Every year just before flu season the CDC and doctors talk about how the flu vaccine this year is adjusted to counteract the strains of flu that are most likely to be circulating this particular year. Covid-19 is a brand-new, highly contagious strain for which they haven't been able to come up with a vaccine yet. You don't need a microbiology degree to know that it's not going to get knocked down by last year's flu vaccine.
V. Gorski troll FAIL! Lol You don’t need a degree to know when Trump’s lying
@@jonahb2149 The best way to tell is if his lips are moving.
@@v.gorski3050 I'm sorry..."Gorski"? "GORSKI"?!? Could you possibly be a more obvious Russian troll bot? 🤣🤣🤣
It has been the same old for decades in the US and nothing is better, need proof? Trump! You need a progressive as President fast. Sanders FTW!
Or Biden ftw
@@kbanghart it doesn't MATTER Which Grandpa You pick to stand up against Trump. DEMOCRATS NEED TO VOTE to defeat Trump in numbers he'll understand, BIGLY HUGE NUMBERS
it doesn't MATTER Which Grandpa You pick to stand up against Trump. DEMOCRATS NEED TO VOTE to defeat Trump in numbers he'll understand, BIGLY HUGE NUMBERS
RIXRADvidz - Unfortunately it really does matter. I have doubts that Biden would be any better than Trump. I honestly do. Would I still vote for him? Yes. But I’d hate every second of it.
@@kaivickers166 Trump is literally endorsed by the KKK. Where is your similar measure for Biden? In what actual way are they comparable, other than in some vague, 'they just feel similar" sense that has no objective basis?
What about more test for CORONAVIRUS, duh.
Lol...Gr8 Stuff Jon and Stephen.
Keep your eyes on the prize and vote Democrats into office.
Moderates: Dukakis, Gore, Kerry and Hillary. So, yay! Another moderate.
My suggestion to you is. Hitch your hat on Bloomberg, at least he was the mayor of N.Y. Biden ran for president years ago and lost. Do you want a two-time loser? Regardless, any democrat who debates D.J.T. in a debate this fall will be smeared. Good Luck.
Im sick of "the prize" being nothing more than the status quo of slow death of the nation because moderates refuse to do what every other developed nation has done.
@@joshporter5205 We are redefining the prize. Imagine an ideal country. That is your prize.
Moderates are centre right in America.
That fury road to the White House intro is simply amazing.
Little klu Klux Kenny damn dat was hilarious