For this Mumbo Minecraft video, I made a Safe House in Minecraft. Normally a Minecraft Safe House would have Minecraft Traps, Redstone Weapons, and TNT Cannons, but this is a Peaceful Safe House in Minecraft.. So it relies on passive methods of Minecraft security. Minecraft Peaceful mode is all about not causing harm, so that's our plan!
This build has redstone combination locks, a Minecraft self building bridge, a Minecraft redstone maze, and a Minecraft piston house all within the giant Minecraft Safe House compound!
Filming channel: / thatmumbojumbo2
Instagram: / officialmumbo
Twitter: / thatmumbojumbo
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything." At 10:44 there is a llama, at 11:31 there is leather
Dam
Lol good catch
That's hilarious lol, good eye. Explain yourself Mumbo! And don't tell us it's the leather fairy!
Wow.
Nice catch! :D
And remember kids: Psychological torture is a war crime.
Awww
There is no Geneva Convention in Minecraft. lol
Lmao
@@tiffanycarlyle4908 Geneva concention? More like Geneva *suggestion*
It’s not illegal if you aren’t in war
I absolutely love this! The only addition I would make is to not have the noise machine operate until the player starts the maze via hitting a pressure plate on their way in.
I feel like putting the wrong combination is good enough so the player wouldn't even consider going through the maze
@@themightybalian it's good if u get lost
@@Azuriiee The problem is that the player must leave his house wide open while he is in there to not go deaf by all the noise. So the system only works when the house is empty and you don't go deaf with the intruder
Mumbo: “I’m making a peaceful house” Also Mumbo: *Places the world’s loudest contraption underneath it*
It isn't the loudest, because there are no iron doors
Fun fact, if sound reaches a certain level ( I forgot the exact db level ), it can melt the human brain!
“You can’t dance as well as you think you can” Most British insult I’ve heard
if we had like levels of things I think my level is like 0.2 so according to this I dance at a level -2
your taste in crisps is fookin 'orid
Bri'ish insult*
Same energy as "well put my tea in the microwave"
@@da_xbox360 I’m a 0.01. Like, I can’t dance to save my life.
imagine getting home from a long day at work, forgetting the combination, and having to slide through honey at midnight with loud bells ringing in your ears. on top of getting insulted by your own machine.
Oof.
@@agspam8185 pure oof- ooooooooof
And while haveing your house in sight you know you cant get to it
I'd just break the glass at that point
And then infinitely falling through the cobwebs
When I saw those droppers getting set up my first thought was a bunch of slowness potions, just to make that last crawl a _little_ more agonizing. Keep up the good (totally not evil) work, Mumbo!
Very interesting. However, if I am to implement this on 2b2t, a few changes must be made. Extremely Serious Design Notes from the Editor: - The maze should have island sections to prevent the "always right turns" strategy. - There should be an extra lever to open the trapdoor to enter which triggers the bells, so the bells double as an alarm system and don't go off otherwise. - There should be parrots making creeper sounds and a nonstop note block loop of the first few chords of Small World. - Dispensers should launch eggs to create chickens to hamper movement, and to generally get egg on an intruder's face. - Trap spiders on the glass roof to incite terror. - Place several sheep nearby the secret exit to mask the real reason for the dirt block being grassless. - Put some cobwebs here and there in the maze. Just a few. - As others have mentioned, there must be a way to arm the security system while you're inside.
An Elder Guardian would be great too because he would keep you from destroying the blocks.
Nah, not just chickens, but potions with blindness, slowness, and minding fatigue with a devilish fall trap or several scattered through the maze with cobwebs, honey, slowfall, and mining fatigue. If they AFK, then you hit them with the one lethal trap in the entire maze when they hit the bottom
@@GlitchedRed And how would you, pray tell, get those potions if neither blindness nor mining fatigue potions exist?
@@cobaltchromee7533 the effects from Illusioners and Elder Guardians, duh
An alarm sounds nice, but I think it's more important to be _unable_ to hear the noise machine from inside your safehouse. Otherwise, you can look forward to relentless trolling. I'd probably just stick with a warning light and a (disableable) warning chime.
"I'm not an aggressive guy" flashbacks to stabbing grian with no hesitation
Grian: Kill me Mumbo without a second though: *Kills*
Yes! Very true!
I've been out of hermitcraft for some time, now that sounds interesting, what's the episode for mumbo?
Grian: Can you do me a favor? kill me Mumbo: Gladly! Grian was killed my Mumbo
And any wandering trader...
“I’m not an aggressive guy, I wouldn’t even hurt anything” Grian: “Kill me” Mumbo: “OH GLADLY”
Let’s be honest, Grian is always an exception
LOL
This is honestly brilliant. I would avoid the place like the plague in adventure mode. I picture me curiously flipping the switch only to hear the bells then just "nope" right out of there.
Nice build as usual, Mumbo! The one thing I noticed that doesn’t make much sense to me is: if you’re inside, how do you lock anyone out? The combination lock is already solved so anyone can waltz right in.
Just use a Peaceful Blade
@@KL6Soup I don’t know what that is. Is that a new thing from a more recent update?
@@Headlock123456789 Yeah its made with like some neverright? to say like violence is neverright but the devs made a typo and its called a netherite sword
@@KL6Soup Pfft! I see. What about those of us who aren’t so good with pvp combat? : P
Peacefulness vs Peacefulness? Well if you're not good at it then try a Peaceful Pit thats Hidden so you can continue preaching about peace
“I will put no physical harm into this safehouse...” literally making the player deaf
@@newmoonwithface funny thing: most wooooshers are 22year olds with no social life and no one to tell them to don't
@@terradasher unless ur 7 like my first woooosh
lol
@@terradasher truer words have never been spoke
@@newmoonwithface I would have agreed with you until you told the second part guess you are r/nobodyasked
Dispensers firing slowness and blindness splash potions throughout the maze would be the cherry on top.
Isn’t that technically harming the player?
@@avic6069 Neither of them actually damage you; it's just status effects.
Mining fatigue too
You guys are evil
literally the only one of those effects is given by a potions
Of course, since you have no way to reset the combination lock from inside the house and no way to shut off the noisemakers from the inside if you did, anyone could just walk right in after you or memorize your combination while you were home. Apart from that, this looks like my kind of house!
I wish not getting able to break blocks were an option for a beacon effect. It would make sure like this even cooler.
You might be able to use a pet guardian for that. Just make sure your builds are TNT proof.
Should’ve had one of the compliments be “Your legs are proportionate to your body”
Oh my gosh, yes!
That's my pick-up line now.
Byakuya reading that like: 👀
My thoughts exactly
I was thinking the same thing
“I’m not an aggressive guy.” Kills every wandering trader he comes across.
That’s weird?
"ah another wandering trader, alright I'm getting my ravagers."
FREE LEADS AM I RITE
Hey they deserved it
Yeah but who doesn’t
Mumbo: “it’s quite simple, really” Mumbo. What’s a piston feed tape?
I would have this house in my world, invite my friends over but keep the house locked,they can talk the insults and the painfully slow maze as well as the cobwebs
The pickaxes in their inventory:🗿
Everybody gansta until Mumbo talks about a 'simple' redstone contraption
Everybody gangsta until people think the meme is dead The meme will never die
Everybody gansta till@Lucien Rose starts to question the memes :D
The engineer of redstone
my brain: 1 iq
Nah everybody gangsta until he talks about a *complicated* redstone contraption.
Mumbo: "I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy" "What about wadering tra-" Mumbo: *""THEY SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED SOMEONE,* or something, for that matter
We all agree we always hurt and kill wandering trader. Because most of the time wandering trader is useless. It not worth it if you trade with wandering trader.
I know that what I thought
Who is "wadering tra-"??
You mean 2 free leads?
they are nothing
you should have made a sneaky tripwire detector so that the bridge opens as you drop down. that way people think they are done with the maze, the noise and all the bs, and they lose heart as they realize it was not even the worst yet.
“youre in for a world of peaceful pain” cant believe Mumbo described Ralsei in one quote
Mumbo: “I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy” Also mumbo at the end of the video: *Looks over at wandering trader and llamas,* *a few seconds later leather is on the ground outside*
that's so weird he just disappeared
@@thenumber102k I know! I wonder why he left leather..
@@bluffcat. it was what he stuffed his ears with for the noise
......
How nice of him to deliver free leather to Mumbo and run away without even asking for payment.
I vote we have grian try to break into all of mumbo's safe houses
AgrEEd
Yes
Yeah
Heck Yeah
Yes
Mumbo: i dont want to hurt people Also mumbo: creates psychological warfare
I love that this whole thing is basically a war crime
Always count on Mumbo to say, "It's really quite simple actually."
It's actually surprisingly simple
Yes!
It's really quite simple actually! Begins to explain the cure for cancer.
That's so true
It’s actually just not even that complicated I mean fr it’s so simple 6 hours later So that’s how we build a redstone computer with functioning google and reddit
Mumbo Jumbo: This is the most peacful safe house i've made. Player Cause of death: Starving in a hole covered in Spider webs Screaming For help surrounded by obsidian ............
This is some 2b2t level stuff
Idk why but I read obsidian as lesbian
Player cause of death: Watching their Minecraft avatar starving in a hole covered by spider webs, their screams for help overwhelmed by the ever-present clamor of alarm bells.
Starved to death while falling through spiderwebs while surrounded by obsidian and grating deafening noise, and lightly insulted
Ah yes, the spider webs are screaming /s
Mumbo: I'm very peaceful, I wouldn't even hurt this guy over here Also Mumbo: It's satisfying to burn cats in lava
0:07 Mumbo:i'm not a very agressive guy Wandering Trader: X for doubt
Now, just need the immersive portals, so the safe house "house" actually leads to like a full mansion or something.
And of course the bed will explode
@@jakecamenzuli1020 Well, if he used the custom portal functionality he could make it lead to somewhere else in the overworld ... but yeah probably lol.
@@toehead976 meanwhile the actual house is at the bottom of the cobweb trap at bedrock lmao
Imagine if the immersive portals were a maze trap and took someone to an identical maze in the nether, but when they exit they fall into a lava lake
@@SliferStreaming this is a torturous feat- but amazing.
Mumbo: I don’t like hurting anything Wandering Trader:
lol true
I like them, free leads
lol true that
Wandering Traders deserve pain, i don't care if they traveled the world.
The first thing that came to mind when I heard that
mumbo: i don't think i've ever made a more horrible noise machine before doc: screaming goats
Mumbo: i would never hurt anything especially sheep Mumbo's front door: Oh hell nahhhhhhh
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, y'know, I don't like hurting anything." _-Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo_
Killsalot - Kills a lot if you didn’t get it lol
@@juraanncestery3539 thanks homie
Peace love and plants
Peace, love and no pants
@@juraanncestery3539 I think everyone got it lmao
Alternate title: British man forces people through a sticky tunnel while insulting them
Do you know how bad that sounds
I made it 51
@@adamharrismohdfadly3032 what
The likes will not be perfect
@@adamharrismohdfadly3032 the likes will be
All that's missing is some kind of minecart system that brings an elder guardian close to the house when the alarm is tripped so players get mining fatigue 3. Then intruders really can't break the cobwebs!
"I'm not a very aggressive guy." Also him with the noise machine
Imagine you're vibing in this house and someone changes the combonation lock
Imagine logging off of the world only to come back months later to discover you're perma trapped in cobwebs
*Combination
@@gusreynolds7855 bruh not gonna edit it tho
safe house backfired
"We have 100% hit rate! All of our insults are landing!" I'm gonna steal that one
Same
Hippidy hoppidy, your sentence is now my property AAANDD Hippity hoppidy, your Dani Reference is now my property.
its just these kinds of quotes in the comment that don't get me when im watching the video but crack me up so bad when im reading them
your joke, it's useful i'll take it
Daft but insanely brilliant. Not clickbait, it IS peaceful, just a little passive aggressive :3
Mumbo: I don’t like killing things, I’m just not aggressive. Wandering Trader: Enters the chat. Mumbo: Exceptions can be made
Mumbo: we are making a peaceful safe house Also Mumbo: This is where the true torture begins
A potato is a lemon that looks like a man that Is really a orange in a tree
So a mislabeled omega mart lemon
yeah- I think
very peaceful, some good ol' torture :)
@@awksx85 I know I'm ten months late but what the hell are you talking about?
"I am not a aggressive guy"-said the man who wiped out the whole population of cows In hermitcraft.
Wasn't that grian
@@munksterrr7845 I think its a collective task.
For anyone that liked Mumbo’s cobweb drop I have an idea for you: Make an area to catch the invaders in water at the bottom (maybe surround it with obsidian so it can’t break easily) and there you can stare at them through some glass and make fun of them;)
Mumbo Jumbo's peaceful safe house: *thoroughly planned and engineered structures and redstone contraptions intended to annoy and confuse the player so much that they keep out of the house* My peaceful "safe" house: Haha gigantic obsidian fortress go brrrrr
Imagine being the mailman of this house
mailboxes exist but ok
@@nuklearxx9907 He didnt make one right??
@@nuklearxx9907 Amazon
1 - punch the closest tree 2 - make logs into planks 3 - make a crafting table 4 - make a pickaxe 5 - destroy a block blocking the straight path to a house 6 - go in
if i was a mailman i would replace his letters with his own insults
Mumbo: “I’m not an aggressive guy” *insert clip of countless amounts of wandering traders being brutally murdered*
They know what they did.
Tango with his head collection:....Ugh
can we talk about your icon?
@@unknownbraincell5590 pretty... well... ugh... C U R S E D
@@unknownbraincell5590 you dare question Lord Voldi-bean? 😦
You know we're screwed if Mumbo ever says "A complex redstone contraption"
I am planning to build a fun maze to go through at my base and I am stealing half of this. "Hurt the player behind the character." is my new mantra.
Mumbo: "I'm not really an aggressive guy" Also Mumbo: *Builds giant complex machine for the soul purpose of enslaving other people to do his bidding*
lol
WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Is this on hermitcraft? xD nevermind this man will do great on the Dsmp now that i think about it...
@@thelunamage5772 I'm talking about his villager trading machines.
@@RubberBruh1 what?
@@nicolaknowles3856 The ones where he keeps villagers in a 1x2x1 space to trade with him for all eternity, said villagers turned into zombies and back into villagers just for a price drop
Mumbo saying he is a peaceful guy, mumbo also killing wandering traders and saying it’s satisfying
Everyone has a method of getting catharsis...
is he wrong though?
Can u blame him
🤣
That’s normal
Mumbo: I wouldn’t kill anything. Wandering traders: huh!?
Okay, but what about a secondary code that would be "locked" so you don't have the alarm going off while your away and the pathway is blocked, but if someone tries to mess with the lock it unblocks and the alarm goes off
“I don’t like hurting anyone.” Makes a massive mob farm.
He should have grain test them
He is hurting they because they will lose hearts from straving
@F**CК МЕ! СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ dude piss off with the baiting
@@CaptComical Then simply report them. "It's quite simple actually!" 😅
Mumbo: I am a very peaceful person Also Mumbo: kills Grian without hesitation
Bruh he said ''pls killed me i need head''
@@lmaoposto390 Well sorta Grian simply said "Kill me" And then Mumbo didn't hesitate
If you were Mumbo, would you hesitate?
@@LadyVineXIII Absolutely not
@@FancyMarkDaPony HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mumbo: talking about the redstone Me: I like your funny words magic mam
I absolutely love it. Great job!
I feel like they should recieve "free glass", that would be really anoying
The insults should be written on it
Damm I just commented that but you got there first man, brilliant idea btw
Flashback to etho doing that prank
@@saminnes1227 I just thougth, what is the most annoying thing on the hermitcraft server: "Shade E-E's"
@@piotrskalski1477 you are an even bigger genius :o
The insults and compliments should have been stained grey glass panes to blend into their inventory! 🤣😉
Etho is proud of you
underrated comment
@@nicolasj.1116 this video just came out today
(also not to be a smartass but it should only drop one, otherwise they'd stack)
Yes
mumbo in "I made a tiny safe house": "I want them to be painfully and slowly obliterated. no, swiftly so I don't have to hear their screams. mumbo in this video: "I'm not a particularly aggressive person.
I think I would rather go through a physically painful safehouse than this one.
Mumbo should make this into a hermit challenge. Everyone has to make their own version safehouse and the other participants have to try and figure it out.
except it is literally impossible to get inside of this safe house without breaking or placing any blocks (or using elytra) because you fall inside eternal cobweb hell
Yes Ok 👍 🏈🏹⚾️🏹🏸🏸🏹🏏
@@NotASpyReally and the other points
Wouldn’t that be a inverse escape room? A puzzle house?
Awsome idea
In my opinion, the "intruder" should have been splashed with a potion of slowness at the end to make his journey to the pit of sorrow even slower and painful. Plus that means more time to read the insults
YES
Does slowness have the same effect as slowfalling?
Max mining fatigue too
Turtle master
Both slow falling and slowness combined would be utter hell
To cover up that entrance bit, I'd do a bit of decor and use it as a moss block and make it like an azalea forrest around it so it looks natural, cool build!
12:44 and r/wooosh
@@jaypaint4855 Erm I didn't critique it, I was placing my input and just telling him good job having not heard the end that it was a joke, but either way, it was still a good job and must've took a decent bit of time
Mumbo: It’s really quite simple Me: Can barely make a piston door that can’t even shut all the way
The poor person living in the house, having to listen to bells all day
Right? The alarm should only be activated by a pressure plate just inside the maze - unless the combination is set correctly.
Also the title : peaceful
@@ThrashNeon oh yeah good idea
@@ahmednuman5077 yup
It is an alarm so the player in the house knows that some one is trying to get in and can use the emergency escape
Mumbo should collaborate with grian or another hermitcraft member on these safe house videos, at the end asking them to try and break in.
yes i feel that way every time I watch
They did something similar a while ago but it was more of just an anti house instead of a defensive house
@@Skeletron2605 can you share the link
Yes!
"I'm not a very aggressive guy." -Inventor of the world's most deadly TNT sniper capable of leveling a house from several hundred blocks away with perfect accuracy
Mumbo: "I don't like killing anything." Also him: *Creates farm to burn chickens in lava from birth*
I can just turn on the security system while you’re in the house lol
Thats so cruel.. but sounds like a good prank
@@RealMiia isnt the point of the house to be cruel kekw
HI wHAT IS YOUR PFP OF?????
sorry caps lock was stuck
The secret exit though...
Mumbo: I don't like to hurt anything, not even this guy **looks at sheep** Also Mumbo: **Kills the entire cow population in HermitCraft multiple times**
Sheep ≠ cows
@@johndoyle3673 YEAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't like this comment, it's at 69 likes.
@@coolroy_25 im mad that people ruined it
@@keremti72 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mumbo: I'm not a aggressive guy Mumbo: *punches wandering trader to death*
I love how easy it is to break in when in survival, though it is more of a challenge for adventure. Now only issues are lack of a defense mechanism - one that stops the player from walking in , because enderpearls can still be used in the cobwebs - a way to get out without keeping the code right, nor having the alarm system active to avoid lag and noise; and that the noise machine becomes useless when block audio is disabled.
*KZhead is getting real comfortable with these Quadruple 15 second no skip ads*
I actauly had triple unskippable ads once
The anti vape ads tend to be unskippable so like I have gotten a 45 second unskippable anti vaping ad
Same bro I just got three adds at the same time
@@BagilicousG I hate those soo much!
15 seconds? All i got is 30 seconds ads all is unskippable and always more than 3
People who play without sound: I don’t have such weaknesses
People who play without sound or eyes: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING*
@@1ronic127 yeah lol
People who don't play:
@@Tmask1 People With a pickaxe: *Signature look of superiority*
My windows: *peaceful rain sounds* My tablet: DONGDONGDONGDONGDONGDONGDONG
“I don’t like hurting anything” Precedes to switch to the video of Mumbo building a chicken slaughter machine and saying, “It is simple, everyone should have one”
chickens don't count, they are too delicious 😭😭😭
@ *TRUE*
*destroys eardrums*
*smallishbeans is typing...*
@ i disagree
I love how he calls it “peaceful” and not “harmless” so the noise machine fits the description.
I would call a noise machine the exact opposite of peaceful
LOL
@@tiagobelo4965 true
Dude, your a Redstone genius! I love your videos.
Mumbo jumbo: peaceful defenses Translation: torture machines
The most harmful “harmless” contraption would be a lag machine
Love the idea, though I think the soundmaker should be started a fourth of the way through the maze instead of the combination lock being wrong. That way you can lock up your house without annoying your neighbors.
Something tells me he's not gonna have neighbors 😆
neighbors need to be nerfed
Something tells me that he doesn't want neighbors.
He plays hermitcraft and people will not be his neighbors
You know what would make this worse? potions of lingering slowness.
"i'm going to make a peaceful safehouse." *gets charged with disturbing the peace*
mumbo : i dont like hurting things also mumbo : starving his base to death in s7
at this point grian has adopted it
Me, with a pair of shears and some earplugs: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*
wow no shit sherlock. im just gonna ctrl + v this comment to every moron that says this
How bout some good ol fire
@@IdkDieGODiguess geez, chill. Just making a joke.
@@jamesleviathan8865 not allowed sorry
TNT makes short work of virtually anything
“Mumbo ,kills a lot, Jumbo”. That’s is his nickname.
your so hard on yourself in your videos sometimes, i hope you know your contraptions are amazing (and so are you)!
Mumbo: "Im not an aggressive guy" Me: See's wandering trader 10:43, and next scene... no wandering trader
Am I blind or why do I not see any wandering trader
@@paulreuter3238 look at the bottom
He wandered into his grave. Mumbles didn’t hurt him! :,D
HA ya
@@halex4597 look down
One addition that would be fun to see and make the safe house even more difficult is a set of mazes stacked into multiple floors, or maybe even a 3D maze that can drop the player into earlier parts of the maze.
Yeah but wouldn't you stick to the roof with honey blocks or have to use leaves for the floor for some levels? Also that sounds like a lot of work and confusion
you could just use a bit of RS to make someone have to complete the maze an arbitrary number of times, going back and forth ... or have a maze that changes when you are in it...
A maze, that at the end drops you into a copy of the maze, rinse and repeat 5 or 6 or 100 times, the person will either get lost or quit
Kinda like the Magic Wand maze done by CaptainSparklez, eh?
OR, have bits of the maze close and open at random
It is because of you, That I absolutely love building mazes in minecraft
*Menacingly laughs in pickaxe*
The maze should change so it’s an infinite loop once you’re inside.
YES
no what mumbo did was better. Your just going for plain insanity but mumbo went for false sense of hope and then insanity
@@Dnno4563 lets combine these ideas! Maze always changes, but it still has an exit. WAHAHAHAHA!
@@mrsheppard449 but then they would think its infinite if the paths changed all the time
@@Dnno4563 yep, but somewhen they will pass the maze ... and fall down
This isn’t a safe house it’s a large scale torture device.
Then what house is it?
@@minecraft_lover3190 a torture room
.... with a house in the middle
Imagine trying to get in drunk...
Not even the most depraved of tyrants would want to use this on a hated enemy
" _Horrendously horredously_ slow, _super super_ slow, _ridiculously ridiculously-_ I'm going to _stop stop_ that" JUMBO, Mumbo -2021
So KZhead is just fine with allowing videos of war crimes on their site
something more evil would've been to create a contraption that brings the intruder back to the top of the cobweb hole and makes them go down again
this is the evil contraption of twisted mind
But how do you close the entrence behind yourself?
what dangerous ideas...
YES!
H o w ?