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Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?" Scarra: "yes" Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours" *Unloads*
I was cracking up at that part XD
He's too good
I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain
Bro i'm literally crying lmfao
Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain
"You got $8700 on this bed, huh" "How did you count it that fast" Schlatt being a businessman as always
B U I S N E S S
Schlatt: m o n i
yes I'm not creative *c a s h*
Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?
Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him
I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased
I know right 😂
Michael always bring his backup taser
Nice to see people are still watching lunch club
I was the 1000th like
Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too
Charlie: **easily hops over fence** Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof** The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**
Timestamp?
@@suspicouspig8683 14:00
@@earlysteven123 ty
Carson: "we are robbing you." Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."
Basically
Jordan is so polite I love him
It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.
Jordan is actually really polite.
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"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?" "how'd you even count it that fast?!?" scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman
He can weigh money with his eyes
Skungus i- love that
A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).
Olivia I Love your profile picture
Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?
There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀
Yeah 😂
Average afternoon in Brooklyn
the lunch club had so much potential
gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group
Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃
@@BlazyDayz Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so
@@BlazyDayz surely
@@BlazyDayz hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?
Captain Sparklez: you are the son of a car Carson: Jschlatt: *demonic wheezing*
I like you're profile picture
Time stamp
@@adityaagrawal5385 5:52
Yes. He is
Yes
-“That’s for my mom’s operation!” -“Your mother’s operation? Well... _Hope you have some for yours.”_
Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*
“What kind of operation is your mother running?”
Said moments before death
Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation
SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.
12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD
he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"
They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.
Everyone: *stealing stuff* Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*
@Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?
I was honestly surprised that they let them do that
@@6tango16 let them?
@Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".
In other words Schlatt more like a boss Da fuck i be without my schlatt
So when the Lunch Club steals things from KZheadrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?
This really be a bruh moment
Would’ve been a quality comment without the bruh
Honestly same
Literally me
Because you don't have enough subs bro
Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.
based opinion, sadly L + ratio
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
@@Blooker01 thank you, sir
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen
It would be heaven
Ikr? A KZhead Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still
i miss him :(
Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You" Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"
That’s weirdly wholesome
“Let’s rob this bitch!”
hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.
So here’s all my expensive things And the computers that my channel relies on
Dude his house was so nice
Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.
ゴゴゴゴ "Yare yare" *Menacing*
he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk
Schlatt is scary
he've always been menacing wdym
He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!
Lunch club was fun while it lasted
the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.
Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?
@@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod
Carson "Hey we're gonna rob you!" Sparklez: "Oh cool but do you mind taking your shoes off first tho" Carson: " oh yeah sure"
Carson has STANDARDS
WJR what
@@bruhman1545 poopy fingers
The most polite burglar
Carson got his shoes robbed
Poki: "what about Carson?" Carson: *THUD*
the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity
@@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀
OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross
@@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿
Dr. Hummbox CARSON
Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try Everybody else: not being able to Ted: on the second try 17:04
It wasn’t the first try tho
16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster
Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC
He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy
@@xeno8801 it's bc shlatt is a Chad
What time mark??
@@katyamerrick9130 12:35
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the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men
Are u gay yumi
Yumi you main recruit x
Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence
Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?
Yumi More like 4 very BIG men
12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner
Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes
“You yourself are the son of a car” Schlatt: WHEEZE
Wha? XD
5:56
agree
I hate that joke
It is the most overused joke I hear about my name
Carson: "Hey we're gonna rob you" Jordan: "Oh cool do you mind taking off your shoes first" Lunch club: "Yeah sure" The bits are amazing tbh
They're robbers, not monsters.
Bits?
@@ImWems0r its what we call em so da police ain't think they actually robbed da people
Scruffy Robot professionals have standards
bit?
So funny how in the foreseeable future what charlie was holding there could have built him a business empire 4:15
Seeing schlatt without a beard is... strange
Pokimane: “what about Carson?” Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”
whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake
His dumpy
The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Calibre atsuko kagari best girl
@@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl
Carson: "this is a robbery" Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"
that's how to avoid getting shanked, it's big brain move
nice guy jordan
@@teeges jardon
**steals KZhead channel**
He doesn't get many guests
Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.
Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day
(noted) How to steal: 1) tell everyone you're doing a bit 2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit" 3) take everyone's things for the "bit" 4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit" 5) drive away
i like that drive away isn't part of the bit
What if they stole from technoblade
@@corruptplex9179 no one steals from technoblade, he is a force too strong to be reckoned with
You forgot about breaking their walls for a bit
@@VinderTwelve they would have pvped in real life
They're taking everyone's lunch money.
Brian Torres did you just referenced the God forsaken KZhead channel known as Cinema Sins
Seinfeld credits here
Well, they are the lunch club, how else do you think they eat and fund their podcasts X3
Dead_Ins!de 04 D E U S E X M A C H I N A
Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.
Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to KZhead 😢 In an alternate timeline
Pokimane : *Breaks Carson's Heart* Carson : "So you like being robbed now"
YOU STOLE MY HEART POKIMANE, PAY THE FINE
yeah
Pokimane"s floor breaks Carson's back
Shot trough the heart, and you're to blame Your property is now in my name.
@@bushcalanetwork More like Carson breaks Pokimane's floor
CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.
GSO Panda lol so true tho
also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet
He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.
And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"
GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours
here after tom simons litteraly just yanked this video
Pfttt I thought I was the only one to see a great resemblance between the two videos
Gosh I miss this group so much before. I wish they would get back together. Even after everything that happened
I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”
Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it
I got you on camera
Wow really
Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight
which made the cuphead music fit perfectly
@@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.
James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song
Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3
Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend
10:08 “The closet. You opened it. We came.”
i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it
Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various KZheadrs, how wholesome.
Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.
yeah ! It joke
Yeah...
10:10
They even repaired that wall. How nice.
Carson opens Poki's door "The Demon"
*minecraft cave sound*
what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare
The *Moyai*
Wuh oh, this aged poorly
@@justadumb8864 what do you mean
After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense. And I feel special knowing that fact (:
It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed
It took half of lunch club to take down Michael reeves, what a horrifying man
they couldnt even stop him once he pulled out one of his twelve defense tasers. truly terrifying.
He’s a fucking eldritch scholar
I fucking died when micheal reeves whipped out his taser
Truly a fascinating specimen to behold
I instantly died when he pulled one out
"That's for my mom's operation" _"Hope you have some for yours"_
What if his mom actually had to get an operation
@@xlucyfer oh well
@@xlucyfer Well the statement still stands
the most badass one liner
Schlat is a beast
No one: Michael when he's had enough of being tased: I HAVE A TASER TOO BI- *cuphead battle music starts playing*
I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"
Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*
Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room
I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind
They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”
He is the king of tazers doe
i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!" and its fucking hilarious
Everyone else in lunch club: *stealths through poki's room* Carson: *Trips on escape* Schlatt: *Effortlessly chad walks in and out*
*Schlatt walks
Michael Jones what?
@@guyfieri4017 it's called the schlatt walk
Mucnic the Jschlatt walk = Chad Walk ??
@@guyfieri4017 the schlatt walk is the ultimate Chad walk
4:16 after accidentally opening a door to heaven seeing the pearly gates and all they had to offer ted is distraught that the paradise waiting after death is nothing but dissapointment and in this moment of realization ted can only scream "there is nothing" to us all we saw was a blinding light that almost completely enveloped Teds body once the ethereal door shut ted was left in the empty room his mortal mind being blown by what he had just saw convinces himself that the nothing he saw is the empty room he currently stands in forgetting the dissapointment that waits after all of our deaths
Jschlatt is like the textbook definition of American Charisma it's actually amazing
“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” Michael : * UNO reverse card *
Of course Michael just carries a taser with him wherever he goes
Colin Linvill it’s to torture the members of offlinetv wherever he goes
I'm your 420th like
Michael is a Hunan tazer at this point
yes
Pokimane: *breaks Carson’s heart* Carson: *breaks into Pokimane’s house*
Katerino for the win
Revenge
Domination
Its just the plot of Cr1tikal’s music video
"Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"
I am scared because Ted and schlatt seem weirdly experienced with this
Back again after Innit blatantly ripped this video
ong
Oh No, As iF tHeY weRe AlL nOt fRieNd.
Imagine being friends with Jordan honestly just “Hey were here to rob u” “Oh okay can u take ur shoes off first though?”
"It's an honor to be robbed by you"
Jardon*
@@shokoranathegoose8607 Bob*
@@shokoranathegoose8607 shabadoohad the 3rd**
Shokorana the Goose no one asked*
ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.
Carson is an SCP
meanwhile cooper just vibing
Ted is definitely experienced at this. He is too chaotic to be a law abiding citizen.
i feel like noah and schlatt are a war crime duo
noah is a person that exists
Carson: Were robbing you Jordan: yeah go ahead, I can just rebuy everything.
Carson's legs have a hard time supporting his powerhouse of a neck
this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project
lunch club babyyyy
And I love it.
It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects
Ikr
quickest dough i've ever yoinked
Its not his first rodeo
I am the 420th like
Come here often?
What was the slowest?
You should have been on hostage/crowd control
I miss this
Carson looks so unnatural entering a girls bedroom.
He stood at the doorway for a second as if to say "I am here."
@@hades8400 "It is I. I. I am Carson. Carson King. I am present"
@@pyrrehraus6571 son of king car
He never looks natural
Like when you open the door to an animatronic from FNAF
“Michael Reeves, we’ve come to tase you.” -Ted’s last words
R.I.P ted so sad cause of death: taser ig
Split down the middle I salute you for your Monty Python reference
Never challenge michael reeves to a taser match
Michael on the ground and pulling out a taser is like a Jedi calling back their lightsaber good for them but not good for opposition
Jovan Popović ah yes that time
I love how chill captain sparkles was about being robbed
I miss the good old days of lunch club
me too :)
Everyone robbing poki: *stealth master* Schlatt: *power walk intensifies* Schlatt just doesn't care enough to fail and it's great.
he upped his intimidation so high that he doesn't even need to sneak to have people fear him, therefore they're pretending like he doesn't exist.
He just Schlatt Walked in there cause he is no Man Ass
a true businessman doesnt worry about that
I can’t like this comment it’s too good
he straight up schlatt walked right in there smh
3:52 Oh if only you knew Ted... if only you knew...
The amount of times Carson tripped in this video has to be giving him back pain lmao
They didn't even get anything from michael, just engaged in combat
If they stayed longer, they might suffer from Michael's tasers and guns.
"Never should have come here!"
9:46
Didn't one of them take Michael's shirt and wears it on stream?
@@user-ph7kq2lp4v or Tazer guns
Carson: “we are robbing u.” Captain Sparkles: “oh, cool. Can you take your shoes off first?” Carson: “oh yeah”
Ah yes, russian dream please tell me quotes from the video I just watched
Aaaahh dream stan please dont yell at me
@@db_gaming277 AJEF3R why would we yell at you?-
1000 like is me
How did I get 1k likes
This is still one of my favorite videos on this platform
If only they knew how much that toilet paper would be worth in a few months.
I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk
the s c h l a t t w a l k
the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.
He is the tank of the group
Hes a stand user
Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?
10:13 "Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized
Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate
r/wooosh
666th like bruh
@@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...
3ronzo it is
Poki : what about carson Carson : got slipped
I love how genuinely confused guss looks
I love how the only person who tried to fight back was Michael Reeves.
APEX Shamwow you can’t tase the taser without getting tased yourself
Then again you have to fight back against four people trying to tase you
Yeah but the prize is more test subjects for him so he might’ve won
he always carries a spare taser
That wasn’t actually scripted
I love how Jordan is so fkin polite. Like Carson goes: "yea we're gonna rob you" Jordan: "alright, take of your shoes please" Carson: "you like portal?" J: "Yea I think portal 2 is my favorite...single player game ever." J: "it's a pleasure to be robbed by you guys, thanks."
For a guy living in a literal mansion with 3 supercars, he's a very humble and nice man. Respect
hes flexing his wealth
@peroh parasite?
You don't welcome your robbers with open arms?
13:15 Payday stealth be like
This is best MTV cribs episode ever
Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.
And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background
bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant
Jchlatt but ok
I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in
bout to end this man's whole career what?
“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” That’s one way to do it.
He likes it
He clearly likes it.
I expected him to have like at least a hundred counter measures
When they said that I thought of star wars
Derek Maki it just makes him more powerful
this just makes me sad i miss lunch club :(
I love how they just do it calmly
the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member
Has that NY accent and everything
Seriously though
@@Rileylego-fq6wc ikr 😱
He's a natural.
He is
This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours
ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.
Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense
You aren’t funny
@@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate
Lol
This is definetely in my top 10 videos of all time
The amount of people in this video who have been canceled since is shocking
I only know Carson's and Gus' drama. Who are the other guys?
12:32 HE'S SCHLATT WALKING. HE'S SCHLATT WALKING.
WHY DID I DIE ONCE I READ THIS
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He looks like a npc
*when you see schlatt walkin*
We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao
They literally put holes in the wall.
@@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence
Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own
Robbery
No