When you find out Björk was the first tech-review KZheadr
@WildermanJNM5 жыл бұрын
She should be linus tech tips. The channel would have 100x more subs than linus today
@x32i774 жыл бұрын
And asmirist
@theoneJosephRussell4 жыл бұрын
@@x32i77 avant-garde singer songwriter turned KZhead tech reviewer I'd be in love
@jamesblue59064 жыл бұрын
@@x32i77 Absolutely. She doesn´t seem to break stuff that often haha
@cheloplays93993 жыл бұрын
Can Linus give his input pls
@drunkhousecat3 жыл бұрын
>You will never be a vintage television being opened up and studied by Björk
@xGhostxize6 жыл бұрын
:(
@cinderling54725 жыл бұрын
Feels 😔
@guntermuller76525 жыл бұрын
Achually tiis vas me bac befor I becum a hyuman, I vuss da tv ja
@mootpoint70535 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I will!
@rachelsteinfield93265 жыл бұрын
Random Roleplays dude
@shapes94955 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” Words to live by.
@bionyx6368 Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@YourGodNigga996 ай бұрын
goddamn u pablo neruda
@thenicobossy5 ай бұрын
But the poet wasn't lying when they said a TV will hypnotize you.
@thomasnelson34494 ай бұрын
He wasn't lying, but it's a farcry from an absolute truth. In this context scientific understanding vs poetic abstraction are an opposing dichotomy, a paradox. The T.V. wasn't something to be afraid of as the idea of a T.V. existed in Bjork's mind as put there by the poet. The reality of a TV isn't scary - just the implications of a TV as the poet described. in this sense, "don't let poets lie" means to let truth take away fear.
@ilikematches24 ай бұрын
Amazingly ironic.
@RenatusChristoph3 ай бұрын
I like how she said her Danish book helped her to not be fearful of the tv, but she also said she read the Danish book this morning, so it’s entirely possible that she’s been afraid of her tv up until a few days ago 😂
@meaett Жыл бұрын
I wish I had a little Bjork who would sit on my shoulder and whisper words of encouragement to me.
@NippleSlipped6 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@mr.marmot395 жыл бұрын
This works.
@BadlyDubbed5 жыл бұрын
Omg😂
@infiniteyikes80595 жыл бұрын
have u seen chobits?
@awesomewav24195 жыл бұрын
No it's accent would change to be London halfway through
@crunch17575 жыл бұрын
virgin icelandic poet vs. CHAD danish book
@IsaiahAudelo24425 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why but this is officially my favorite youtube comment of all time
@SouthrnKoala4 жыл бұрын
Nigga predicted meme future
@MinenArbeiterLP4 жыл бұрын
meme future? this meme has been around since idk 2017
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." Plato would be proud. She's such a delightful weirdo.
@howtoappearincompletely9739 Жыл бұрын
For context, this was an interlude in a televised concert. Hahaha. She’s amazing.
@BairMendoza7 ай бұрын
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." *UFO noises*
@CaseyCorigliano5 жыл бұрын
You should not poets lie to you
@lawrencemichael55715 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Yartarb5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to....The Twilight Zone.
@LuiKang0435 жыл бұрын
But I’d let Björk lie to me though
@weseal654325 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pauljefferson95385 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the most relaxing video on the Internet.
@noradosmith8 жыл бұрын
John Doe ASMR
@MSleave18 жыл бұрын
+Miguel Costa I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets it from this video.
@chrisschurke41518 жыл бұрын
+John Doe for a while I was screaming inside because CRT TVs have a MASSIVE capacitor, and you take the back off at your peril if you don't know what you're doing with it. Don't open up an old TV unless you're well insulated & know how to earth the capacitor safely.
@Skiamakhos8 жыл бұрын
same
@diamondnebula_8 жыл бұрын
XD exsacly what I was thinking
@JesusChristIsLord__7 жыл бұрын
this has gotta be the cutest thing ive seen in my lifetime
@caioandrade28998 ай бұрын
I'm telling my kids this was Albert Einstein
@linawashere8 ай бұрын
Me when I have to present a project I did the night before
@aangelcs6 жыл бұрын
Angel Cisneros been there! 😂
@craigduncan49005 жыл бұрын
You made my day
@rogerlandreth78234 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@ceramikxxx58824 жыл бұрын
Angel Cisneros that was funny as hell
@theflanman4204204 жыл бұрын
Explaining to the audience that your country's people are very gay can translate to almost any presentation
@SSFJeff3 жыл бұрын
almost forgot to watch it again today
@nevilhitesh5 жыл бұрын
That's right
@justmart44555 жыл бұрын
Don’t break the streak! ASMR helps you in falling asleep!
@funwithaiman4 жыл бұрын
did you watch it today tho?
@leticialima83043 жыл бұрын
@@leticialima8304 omg thank you for reminding me
@nevilhitesh3 жыл бұрын
I watch this almost daily and I don’t know why, this video is just addictive for some reason
@kn1f3.p4rty3 жыл бұрын
This is pure ASMR gold..i love how she gives her interpretation of the inner workings of the television...
@dastoryteller847211 ай бұрын
When Mr. Rogers would show videos of factories or shops or warehouses and show how denim or crayons were made, that was also some incredible ASMR.
@butkusfan238 күн бұрын
I didn’t think I’d watch all 3 and a half minutes of this but I just couldn’t stop watching. She has a genuine excitement that is really engaging to watch and a very soothing voice
@ThePwntagonist Жыл бұрын
and the many little screens hypnotized you.
@81OH4Z4RD7 ай бұрын
I think that if I had a terminal illness, I'd like Björk to explain it to me. I think it would really make me feel a bit better about the whole thing.
@Flynn946 жыл бұрын
Flynn°-°94 true😂
@whereisforest5 жыл бұрын
"So all of the cancer goes up here, like it is a small parade..."
@ujustgotpwned20085 жыл бұрын
and she'll open you up
@poopoo21795 жыл бұрын
“You’ve got a little friend...called...a tumor...he vwants to travel and hurt you...but chemo...it hurts the tumor and so the tumor might die and we will open you up...like...like a music box...and take your friend”
@c.s.95115 жыл бұрын
@@c.s.9511 very nice I like ur Bjork side 😉
@jeangrey5995 жыл бұрын
I love how she says "it's about time" as she's opening her TV. She's waited all her life for that very moment.
@FelixWheatfield3 жыл бұрын
Best comment. I will sample that.
@sumyunguy41503 жыл бұрын
Her music career was just a by-product of the process to get to this.
@larsthemartian95542 жыл бұрын
the way she says city is very nice too, like cit.ty with a stop it's cute lol
@obeyourfatheryah2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I always wanted to know what was in my TV as a kid.
@jimmymeridian51742 жыл бұрын
yes, it's superb
@teacherchil Жыл бұрын
the little whistle she makes whenever she pronounces "s" is so cute
@Gabriel-tx4dv Жыл бұрын
It’s called a lisp
@TheChrisRollaАй бұрын
She speaks so softly it’s amazing
@mantatheray49317 ай бұрын
Friendship ended with *Icelandic poets* Now *Danish book* is my best friend
@Sternertime5 жыл бұрын
omg mooooood
@anoushkakapoor46244 жыл бұрын
Mudasir is the virgin poet
@internationalcontractagenc1564 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this comment is actually a massive legend
@@viniciushosken7757 Bob Ross had one of the first asmr
@wisewigga71294 жыл бұрын
@@wisewigga7129 Pink Floyd invented ASMR
@valdezsaihttam58714 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to another Bad Unboxing
@xaviercockerton69894 жыл бұрын
thank god there wasnt an unboxing of that one packadge....
@realbasherverse3 жыл бұрын
There's an alternate timeline where, while innocently looking inside her TV, Bjork fucking fries herself on camera touching the capacitor
@michaelhocking9245 Жыл бұрын
I think one of the reasons people liked her so much is because she comes off so pure and uncorrupted. Full of wonder. It’s great when we can take a step aside from our ego and just enjoy reality as it is.
@405adam Жыл бұрын
Icelandic Poet = Bad Danish Book = Good
@Kholdster6 жыл бұрын
Science= Good
@gaelck97575 жыл бұрын
Bjork = Good
@theviniso5 жыл бұрын
Iceland was part of the Danish kingdom for centuries and only gained independence after WWII so she’s actually making a jab at that :)
@beckerkorn15 жыл бұрын
Cold shower ✔ Turkish golden pies ❌
@MyUnoriginalUsername5 жыл бұрын
@@MyUnoriginalUsername mujaheeden turski son
@naturalselector89385 жыл бұрын
When your friend is high on lsd and is appreciating life too much
@unavailable.mp45 жыл бұрын
Why you need to be in LSD to appreciate life and be critical with the technology like bjork herself?
@Jeremy-gm4ng3 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremy-gm4ng 2yold comment, mkay
@lounthery9563 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremy-gm4ng drugs don't make life better, they enhance it. It's not that some people need drugs to appreciate stuff, it just makes them appreciate it more
@Daniel413Lee3 жыл бұрын
Theres a fine line between Drugs and Phychadelics... Drugs = Bad. Phychadelics = Good@@Daniel413Lee
@hassaankhan60743 жыл бұрын
Appreciate life too much? Is that possible... or somehow a problem?
@Love-First3 жыл бұрын
Thank GOD *precious BJÖRK* didn't suffer any electrical discharge or any bad cut on her hands. 📺⚠️⚡🙌🏻 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I have ALWAYS LOVED *HER GORGEOUS ACCENT* .
@stereophonicbrain365_handle Жыл бұрын
“Very gay” SHE KNEW-😭😭😭
@Bombastic._.side_eye3 ай бұрын
The whole time I was on edge thinking she may touch a charged high voltage capacitor.
@DustinTacy9 жыл бұрын
+Dustin Tacy generations will never know the fear that is the flyback transformer
@liamvanderspek5728 жыл бұрын
+dfctomm She already did. Look at her hair.
@MrTrance2478 жыл бұрын
+Timothy Pullins 😁
@CaseyCorigliano8 жыл бұрын
eh, I've scraped hundreds of TVs and never zapped myself. and I'm talking about breaking it down, every piece. each TV can bring $5 in scrap metal.
@joZeizzle8 жыл бұрын
@@joZeizzle poor tv! you should sell them to retro gamers and tv nerds, you may earn a little more ;)
@debranchelowtone3 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” The deepest quote I’ve ever heard in my life.
@theillmaticice19895 жыл бұрын
GROUP NATION so relevant and iconic. The marketers are the modern day poets.
@Cardsmaster4 жыл бұрын
It applies to any celebrity
@maaaatiiii74 жыл бұрын
"I'm 12 and this is deep" moment right there
@TheCarsfan4ever3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCarsfan4ever Or maybe you lack the depth to get the punch line. Is post-ironic meta commentary.
@anecann3 жыл бұрын
@@anecann think you got it the other way around.
@TheCarsfan4ever3 жыл бұрын
Bjork is like a mischievous little kid and mature like a fairy That's why we love her.
@user-sn4sg4ni5j Жыл бұрын
Thank you😸
@meowchat6175 Жыл бұрын
The TV could have killed her. Even unplugged. I was worried for her.
@Awesomes0075 ай бұрын
@Awesomes007 yea there are literally labels inside saying " x-ray "... best to ground the t.v. even when off..
@otterbp0035 ай бұрын
I love it. "You swallow and swallow." XD
@L5biszz8 ай бұрын
i want bjork to whisper to me while i fall asleep
@MajoraWaffle7 жыл бұрын
Try asmr.
@socialist-strong7 жыл бұрын
***** What does that mean?
@socialist-strong7 жыл бұрын
bjork should do some crazy asmr videos
@ericoleal51827 жыл бұрын
listen to cocoon it's the best asmr ever made.
@bowtie4247 жыл бұрын
in person lol
@omnipotent_ghost7 жыл бұрын
“Icelandics being very happy about Christmas, very gay” - Björk, 1988
@iamsomething43162 жыл бұрын
Gay was originally use to say someone was really happy, the It became what it is today
@francogallinacimaglia8802 Жыл бұрын
@@francogallinacimaglia8802 gay
@takerusgfandwife Жыл бұрын
HAH gaeeeeee
@user-mg7wh8zq6v Жыл бұрын
Yes, gay was/is just a term to mean happy or in good spirits,, it's only the modern world that has attached it to homosexuality 🤔🙄
@robertsartin420 Жыл бұрын
@@robertsartin420 I feel like it's been associated with homosexuals for quite a while
@honeycomblord9384 Жыл бұрын
I remember filming this over Christmas, I was convinced she was going to electrocute herself, Love u Bôk
@davidparkinson1888 ай бұрын
Came here after listening to "It's about time" (Demo) of my fav. band The 1975 from Tape Notes Podcast and sure her speaking fits so well as a sample in that song. ♥
@soxooINme Жыл бұрын
The time björk almost died from discharging capacitors
@stuckinastairwell8 жыл бұрын
It was probably discharged prior to opening it
@Dominoes2827 жыл бұрын
The Danish book probably explained how to discharge it safely. Where would we be without Danish books?
@SteveGong7 жыл бұрын
No idea how I got here, but as an ex-electronics engineer, I am not ashamed to admit it has taken me 10 minutes to stop laughing in order to be able to type this! Yes kids, always ask your parents to discharge electrolytic capacitors before you go playing inside the TV! (and watch out for that L.O.P.T too, as they can bite). Love Bjork. Play Dead is still the best ever Bond theme that never was.
@nigelcarren6 жыл бұрын
Björk is such a positive energy, she probably charged the capacitors rather than the other way round.
@ugh.idontwanna6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Flugt agreed
@tompea5016 жыл бұрын
the way she says "This looks like a city, like a little model of a city" at 1:18
@joaonuno69369 жыл бұрын
John Bird It's the cutest sound ever!
@EmilianoLuna11339 жыл бұрын
Emm Moon ASMR
@MSleave18 жыл бұрын
It's infuriatingly annoying.
@GozerTheGozerian6 жыл бұрын
ENGLAND IS MY CITY!!
@yorickmoran48236 жыл бұрын
Safety
@themightylambo95676 жыл бұрын
Hahaha...cuteness overload.
@RiverWorksCo8 ай бұрын
The time we almost lost Bjork to electrocution from touching a capacitor.
@WilberforceWooster-uo2blАй бұрын
That would have been a real shock to watch that video. yikes
@topcat856224 күн бұрын
A poet lied to me once. Never again.
@SoloHero9 жыл бұрын
"poets" lie all the time ;) date a novel writer instead
@IzzyOnTheMove6 жыл бұрын
relatable
@condenihilit15726 жыл бұрын
Get this man a Danish book!
@wedrownysowianin93876 жыл бұрын
3:00 the poet was right about that; you stop judging.
@SiliconBong5 жыл бұрын
Always keep your Danish Book close.
@JayVas6855 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you" it's like the perfect ending to a perfect video...priceless.
@FRamps8 жыл бұрын
She could do a whole album around this concept
@telemetria6 жыл бұрын
yeah but we dont know the scientific truth about television ?
@Wohodix6 жыл бұрын
¡es poesía! ¡no buscan mentirte!
@tp4076 жыл бұрын
i'll take poets truth over the danish science books anytime
@thibautzadina70135 жыл бұрын
Thibaut Zadina it’s just a joke about people taking poetry too literally
@ethidian34445 жыл бұрын
This video was uploaded in 2007. It's been floating through the ether for fifteen years, and now it has finally gotten to me.
@hk-4738 Жыл бұрын
SHE IS SO SWEET, CUTE, AND CALMING.
@Greenvillian863 ай бұрын
unintentional asmr
@solojohan24015 жыл бұрын
So true
@sadboi99523 жыл бұрын
Already making ASMR videos in the early 90's, so much ahead of her time
@Mmxxaamm6 жыл бұрын
Late 80's*
@kasperdomagala45444 жыл бұрын
She made an entire ASMR album called Vespertine.
@gummyboots4 жыл бұрын
Her entire work is asmr. She's putting people to sleep since the beginning of her career.
@suprememasteroftheuniverse4 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, CRT TVs can electrocute you, even if they're unplugged.
@brian1976869 ай бұрын
this should be at the top
@Stripemedia4 ай бұрын
Unintentionally asmr
@Ashkashxc7 ай бұрын
Man that Icelandic poet messed her up good
@Remo11474 жыл бұрын
💀
@kent_nelson3 жыл бұрын
I love how she says "City"
@ramiro58594 жыл бұрын
cee-ty
@whirled_peas4 жыл бұрын
Do you want to touch my Teee - Ty
@stesoteric81294 жыл бұрын
I like how she says everything. She's adorable.
@suburbanindie4 жыл бұрын
@@stesoteric8129 lmaoo
@giovannivieira58304 жыл бұрын
sea tea
@liquidmetal56163 жыл бұрын
my man the cameraman and his got damn wand doing voodoo magic
@fhuuraliulfr57567 ай бұрын
I found this GEM from the Danny brown Show ! 😂
@bodiebee90227 ай бұрын
tune in next week when we investigate a toaster.
@maureensantiago4496 жыл бұрын
Maureen Santiago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍞🍞🍞
@DDios-ih9de5 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh, thanks
@SwissTanuki5 жыл бұрын
Sign me up please.
@Yoctopory4 жыл бұрын
I honestly would click that so fast
@thomasrainbow4 жыл бұрын
If only....
@alexjeffrey40934 жыл бұрын
I saw her once in a music store in Manhattan, asking an employee questions about different cds, this was in the mid 1990's and I was totally crazy about her, I didn't want to bother her or anything because she was just out shopping for music, so I ran out of the store, but let me just say, she has got to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The day I saw her, she had some glittery stuff on her cheeks, and her eyes were incredible. But I remember standing just 3 or 4 feet away just browsing music, and then I heard her voice and I looked to my right and she was standing right there. I'll never forget it.
@davidmorrison10026 жыл бұрын
@BeGood 2Me alright Prickardo
@CarlosJimenez-tp3wr5 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@katiaolivares46915 жыл бұрын
hey ricardo
@jibblejabble45995 жыл бұрын
damn
@seamusclarke17775 жыл бұрын
I envy you my friend!>.
@janosmarta82585 жыл бұрын
I kind of feel like a poet just lied to me in the sweetest most curious voice I've ever heard.
@numinous25068 ай бұрын
Björk Tech Tips
@RikiGuitarist8 ай бұрын
Be careful, Bjork, one of those little "houses" is a capacitor, and guess who lives there. Mr. 20,000 volts!
@Raptor34009 жыл бұрын
that part of your mind that brought this comment is so lovely. hope it is still doing fine and so on
@gc8972b6 жыл бұрын
Volt Travolta.
@tegofido6 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly...
@OnizukaSenseSay6 жыл бұрын
Ultra LOL
@christianhernandez94655 жыл бұрын
Ninja_base_ball_batmen Definitely, that's the purpose, to store electricity, lots of it. Touching the wrong part is usually fatal.
@anSealgair5 жыл бұрын
When the professor lets you write an essay about anything you want.
@JakeDisselt4 жыл бұрын
Citations: a Danish book I read this morning
@vorpal7582 жыл бұрын
Taking apart old TVs is very dangerous, even if they’re unplugged. The capacitors in the unit still store a lot of energy that can be released very quickly!!
@drwierd Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. I watched the video and was looking for a warning about the fly back capacitors. If you accidentally discharge those you can be killed or at least badly injured.
@michaeleberly7351 Жыл бұрын
It took a second watch for me to realize that she was referring to a projector when recounting the poets comparison of television to cinema.
@johngrimlock5727 Жыл бұрын
I remember someone saying that she says "throw the picture" because that's a literal translation of the Icelandic word for a projector
When I was A young boy My father Took me into the sihty Like a little model of a sihty
@elneutrino904 жыл бұрын
Like a little model of a Sith
@theemersonful4 жыл бұрын
G note
@maitenatear81604 жыл бұрын
Shity
@MeximidgeComedy4 жыл бұрын
you bitch lol
@torquettalk4 жыл бұрын
I love this so much thank you
@melol72494 жыл бұрын
I could watch Bjork talk nonsense about anything and still be fascinated by her innocent wonder about the world around her for hours on end. She's so intriguing and her view on things is refreshingly cute. It's nice to see the world through Bjorks eyes every now and then.
@Tylerpierre995 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what you mean. I keep coming back to this video. It's not about asmr. There's something else that gives me this fluffy feeling, like butterflies in my chest...
@Ricocossa14 жыл бұрын
its not nonsense listen more carefully
@tigerrocha91614 жыл бұрын
Tiger haha they weren’t saying THIS was nonsense. 😁 They were saying they could listen to her talk “nonsense” (anything) all day....
@klickingkayasmr75854 жыл бұрын
@@tigerrocha9161 It's nonsense.
@herbertwells87574 жыл бұрын
This remembers me on "The Modern Things" with an interesting view on the development of the world!.
@einweieskaninchen4134 жыл бұрын
This is great ASMR. I got many tingles from her soft voice.
@pimpjuice9287 ай бұрын
That hairstyle is something else.
@CYB3R2K8 ай бұрын
She touches one of those capacitors and she'll hit some notes she's never sang before.
@cannedlaughter25356 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ghostx15945 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@noddygirl5 жыл бұрын
She'd be fucking dead, actually.
@Angron7894 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😆
@MyUnoriginalUsername4 жыл бұрын
Nope. You’re thinking of TV’s about 30 years old than this one.
@johnpeters70734 жыл бұрын
She's so unreal I love her
@nirvanakamala28097 жыл бұрын
Nirvana If that’s you in your DP, I feel the same way
@HashimAziz16 жыл бұрын
More like surreal
@Walamonga13136 жыл бұрын
Don't become a Ricardo.
@matsongames Жыл бұрын
What a precious person ❤
@hannahbutler334112 күн бұрын
She is so cute in this interview :)
@BjorksMusic9 жыл бұрын
like a little kid
@Johntub39 жыл бұрын
AlexTheRed Why do you have to be like this
@theviniso6 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised
@theviniso6 жыл бұрын
she's always cute
@tardot16 жыл бұрын
Yet a complete Psycho bitch
@deadlyNytshayd6 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew someone like Bjork, someone who I could talk sweet, non-judgemental nonsense with all day.
@yeahwhatever35764 жыл бұрын
You can have me, all my friends are like that.
@Leonhavenify3 жыл бұрын
She's pretty judgmental about Icelandic poets...
@gurintto3 жыл бұрын
@@Leonhavenify Don't give it up so easy, make him work for it! :p
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
@@JunkBondTrader What if i am looking for the same people?
@Leonhavenify3 жыл бұрын
@@gurintto That's because an Icelandic poet lied to her plus she's not really being judgmental at all but rather she's just warning people to never let any poets lie to you. 😊
@mibukdesjarlais5343 жыл бұрын
Lol she was an inspiration when she appeared on the scene a few decades ago... Then she pops the back off a CRT TV and without any regard for the contents of the 2nd anode lead... Pokes fingers around inside the chassis. She's still beautiful and the idea she's inquisitive makes her perfect.
@MadScientist2678 ай бұрын
1:20 her pronunciation of ci-ty always brings me back to this video
@Hysterii9 ай бұрын
Bjork is so damn lovable.
@StephenS-20245 жыл бұрын
Remeber the guy on the news, who stalked her, tried to kill her and then off'd himself?
@hjuikkll Жыл бұрын
@@hjuikkll yes. Some sad, sick shit. I mean,.....why?
@StephenS-2024 Жыл бұрын
@@StephenS-2024 you'd have to ask him, but I agree a lot of things are quite sick
@hjuikkll Жыл бұрын
@@hjuikkll the guy sent a book that would spray acid on her. Thankfully it was intercepted.
@StephenS-2024 Жыл бұрын
@@StephenS-2024 Insane. The inguenity of this person. Maybe he thought this acid trap would somehow impress her
@hjuikkll Жыл бұрын
i still don't know why this video was made and i wish to remain in ignorance
@turtlellamacow9 жыл бұрын
Don't question it, just let it happen...
@babysealsareyummy9 жыл бұрын
Don't let poets lie to you
@mbobbiebuie83695 жыл бұрын
Much better than all the ASMR videos on KZhead 😍
@bwdrummer19807 ай бұрын
I've been a big fan of Bjork. Love the way she talks.
@raulsaenz9085 Жыл бұрын
"I read that in a Danish book this morning" is there anything bjork can't do
@veronicaproctor1846 жыл бұрын
Icelanders learn Danish from a pretty young age so...
@forsaken.cowboy5 жыл бұрын
@@forsaken.cowboy so what?
@joevines3428 Жыл бұрын
@@joevines3428 … So it's not that big a surprise that she can read something in a Danish book?
@ugh.idontwanna Жыл бұрын
I will now be forming a new religion centered entirely around this video and Björk's TV.
@abraxas99724 жыл бұрын
Abraxas and instead of a bible, you will just have “The Danish Book”
@MythicSuns4 жыл бұрын
I'm in. Can I be a high priest or something?
@elrondhubbard70594 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I’ll join
@LunaCosmia4 жыл бұрын
It might already exists and it's called asmr.
@bobnotross28824 жыл бұрын
I want to join
@scoutypandabear4 жыл бұрын
I like when she says "it looks like a ci-ty."
@Luschan8 ай бұрын
I love the hair Bjork.
@craigj.davies19838 ай бұрын
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
@mrhiguera9 жыл бұрын
"Dis lookz lik a sitty... lika leetle... modeel of a sitty... ahnd all de hauses hwich are here..."
@SammyRaiGuy8 жыл бұрын
I like this accent :3
@mgawain8 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol
@_koufax8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Grapes "like a sit-ty, like a leetle maw-del of a sit-ty." Her accent is so wonderful!
@ArtofFreeSpeech8 жыл бұрын
Noah Graves this is the best thing i've ever read
@Zuzik4686 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooo this Is so fucking funny I love this comment
@themightywhoosh54976 жыл бұрын
Remember when Björk invented ASMR?
@mrlborges5 ай бұрын
When you know the scientifical truth, you'll feel much better.
@scrap89307 ай бұрын
Don't even need all those ASMR videos, just watch videos of Bjork talking. She is so adorable.
@alyxandraholmes91628 жыл бұрын
Exactly my friend, I was about to type what you just said! I have listened to this video for yeas, because of the sounds she makes while opening the tv set and talking, and only recently did I come across the term asmr and these videos. Bjork was so ahead of her time :-P
@cherrybombbuzz88428 жыл бұрын
Im actually addicted to this video , i watch it at least 15-20 times a week
@axlphishm69435 жыл бұрын
It feels like herion
@axlphishm69435 жыл бұрын
Omg, it's the same situation with me hahaha.
@HaddyRouse4 жыл бұрын
ASMR is what it is
@aakashimathers34554 жыл бұрын
@@axlphishm6943 love the fact that you casually posted your answer 4 months after the original comment, looks like you actually watch this video multiple times a day haha
@primitivism4 жыл бұрын
@@primitivism I still come to this vid sometimes
@axlphishm69434 жыл бұрын
Shes precious
@genetically_9 ай бұрын
Always loved her. One of the cutest adults i’ve ever seen. Adorable.
@Loophole23742 Жыл бұрын
this vid gave me a bjoner.
@Grillparzer9 жыл бұрын
3 years late, you made me chuckle
@kreipflagra31166 жыл бұрын
Grillparzer with Photo of Tesla makes your comment even more witty...
@KatanBlack6 жыл бұрын
Bjöner
@johncenas51436 жыл бұрын
I thought you were more of a pigeon guy, if you know what I mean......
@sunsetman226 жыл бұрын
I KEKKER I k
@sunsetman226 жыл бұрын
Isn't she just the cutest little thing you've ever seen?
@MrWarners1410 жыл бұрын
That's what I ask to myself everytime I see her.
@augustoalvarez67666 жыл бұрын
nice bob ross quote
@elllisaurus81426 жыл бұрын
MrWarners14 nah that place is occupied by my penis
@mariomuysensual6 жыл бұрын
Little yes, cute no
@craighauser94826 жыл бұрын
Craig Hauser how about NO
@augustoalvarez67666 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of years of pure icelandic blood and you get this ❤
@wankaru9 ай бұрын
I've never ever seen a more unique person in my life. We are all programmed , she's clean.
@MrAkosFintor10 ай бұрын
"Hello, it is Christmas time and I'm sitting here by my TV". This is me every Christmas
@redisagirlsbestfriend66784 жыл бұрын
Bjork invented TV...
@genericgeorge10 жыл бұрын
sure, and then she waited till she thought humanity was ready for it before introducing it ;)
@silkwesir14446 жыл бұрын
Glenn Wheatcroft No, Einstein did
@jrwilliam37425 жыл бұрын
JR William your joking right?
@Jorge-dw8pb5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to her talk all day
@Christopher-md7tf8 ай бұрын
Her voice reminds of a world war 2 documentary
@nicholasnorris76477 ай бұрын
If you're ever sad just remember that the earth is 4.54 billion years old and somehow you've managed to exist at the same time as Bjork talking about her TV
@wazza10852 жыл бұрын
🙂
@walrusArmageddon Жыл бұрын
😌
@kagenou6833 Жыл бұрын
🫡
@charliemarkovic4301 Жыл бұрын
🗿
@crazycat9003 Жыл бұрын
♑
@SerialKisserr Жыл бұрын
When she speaks is already art.
@johnross30969 жыл бұрын
based on what ive been told in tech college(went loooooong after that kinda tv died out) she is at high risk of electrocuting herself throughout most of the video
@zephyr7338 ай бұрын
Such a soft voice.
@Kruimeldief9 ай бұрын
Danish Books: making the world less afraid of television.
When you find out Björk was the first tech-review KZheadr
She should be linus tech tips. The channel would have 100x more subs than linus today
And asmirist
@@x32i77 avant-garde singer songwriter turned KZhead tech reviewer I'd be in love
@@x32i77 Absolutely. She doesn´t seem to break stuff that often haha
Can Linus give his input pls
>You will never be a vintage television being opened up and studied by Björk
:(
Feels 😔
Achually tiis vas me bac befor I becum a hyuman, I vuss da tv ja
Oh yes, I will!
Random Roleplays dude
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” Words to live by.
Cringe
goddamn u pablo neruda
But the poet wasn't lying when they said a TV will hypnotize you.
He wasn't lying, but it's a farcry from an absolute truth. In this context scientific understanding vs poetic abstraction are an opposing dichotomy, a paradox. The T.V. wasn't something to be afraid of as the idea of a T.V. existed in Bjork's mind as put there by the poet. The reality of a TV isn't scary - just the implications of a TV as the poet described. in this sense, "don't let poets lie" means to let truth take away fear.
Amazingly ironic.
I like how she said her Danish book helped her to not be fearful of the tv, but she also said she read the Danish book this morning, so it’s entirely possible that she’s been afraid of her tv up until a few days ago 😂
I wish I had a little Bjork who would sit on my shoulder and whisper words of encouragement to me.
Yessss
This works.
Omg😂
have u seen chobits?
No it's accent would change to be London halfway through
virgin icelandic poet vs. CHAD danish book
I have no idea why but this is officially my favorite youtube comment of all time
Nigga predicted meme future
meme future? this meme has been around since idk 2017
Bjork agression: kzhead.info/sun/ipemericfndtbIE/bejne.html
Holy cringe
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." Plato would be proud. She's such a delightful weirdo.
For context, this was an interlude in a televised concert. Hahaha. She’s amazing.
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." *UFO noises*
You should not poets lie to you
😂😂😂
Welcome to....The Twilight Zone.
But I’d let Björk lie to me though
Lmao
Welcome to the most relaxing video on the Internet.
John Doe ASMR
+Miguel Costa I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets it from this video.
+John Doe for a while I was screaming inside because CRT TVs have a MASSIVE capacitor, and you take the back off at your peril if you don't know what you're doing with it. Don't open up an old TV unless you're well insulated & know how to earth the capacitor safely.
same
XD exsacly what I was thinking
this has gotta be the cutest thing ive seen in my lifetime
I'm telling my kids this was Albert Einstein
Me when I have to present a project I did the night before
Angel Cisneros been there! 😂
You made my day
Hahahaha
Angel Cisneros that was funny as hell
Explaining to the audience that your country's people are very gay can translate to almost any presentation
almost forgot to watch it again today
That's right
Don’t break the streak! ASMR helps you in falling asleep!
did you watch it today tho?
@@leticialima8304 omg thank you for reminding me
I watch this almost daily and I don’t know why, this video is just addictive for some reason
This is pure ASMR gold..i love how she gives her interpretation of the inner workings of the television...
When Mr. Rogers would show videos of factories or shops or warehouses and show how denim or crayons were made, that was also some incredible ASMR.
I didn’t think I’d watch all 3 and a half minutes of this but I just couldn’t stop watching. She has a genuine excitement that is really engaging to watch and a very soothing voice
and the many little screens hypnotized you.
I think that if I had a terminal illness, I'd like Björk to explain it to me. I think it would really make me feel a bit better about the whole thing.
Flynn°-°94 true😂
"So all of the cancer goes up here, like it is a small parade..."
and she'll open you up
“You’ve got a little friend...called...a tumor...he vwants to travel and hurt you...but chemo...it hurts the tumor and so the tumor might die and we will open you up...like...like a music box...and take your friend”
@@c.s.9511 very nice I like ur Bjork side 😉
I love how she says "it's about time" as she's opening her TV. She's waited all her life for that very moment.
Best comment. I will sample that.
Her music career was just a by-product of the process to get to this.
the way she says city is very nice too, like cit.ty with a stop it's cute lol
I mean, I always wanted to know what was in my TV as a kid.
yes, it's superb
the little whistle she makes whenever she pronounces "s" is so cute
It’s called a lisp
She speaks so softly it’s amazing
Friendship ended with *Icelandic poets* Now *Danish book* is my best friend
omg mooooood
Mudasir is the virgin poet
Whoever made this comment is actually a massive legend
@@Beefaronii_ lmaoooooooo
Bjork agression: kzhead.info/sun/ipemericfndtbIE/bejne.html
One of the first ever unboxing videos.
and asmr
@@viniciushosken7757 Bob Ross had one of the first asmr
@@wisewigga7129 Pink Floyd invented ASMR
Welcome back to another Bad Unboxing
thank god there wasnt an unboxing of that one packadge....
There's an alternate timeline where, while innocently looking inside her TV, Bjork fucking fries herself on camera touching the capacitor
I think one of the reasons people liked her so much is because she comes off so pure and uncorrupted. Full of wonder. It’s great when we can take a step aside from our ego and just enjoy reality as it is.
Icelandic Poet = Bad Danish Book = Good
Science= Good
Bjork = Good
Iceland was part of the Danish kingdom for centuries and only gained independence after WWII so she’s actually making a jab at that :)
Cold shower ✔ Turkish golden pies ❌
@@MyUnoriginalUsername mujaheeden turski son
When your friend is high on lsd and is appreciating life too much
Why you need to be in LSD to appreciate life and be critical with the technology like bjork herself?
@@Jeremy-gm4ng 2yold comment, mkay
@@Jeremy-gm4ng drugs don't make life better, they enhance it. It's not that some people need drugs to appreciate stuff, it just makes them appreciate it more
Theres a fine line between Drugs and Phychadelics... Drugs = Bad. Phychadelics = Good@@Daniel413Lee
Appreciate life too much? Is that possible... or somehow a problem?
Thank GOD *precious BJÖRK* didn't suffer any electrical discharge or any bad cut on her hands. 📺⚠️⚡🙌🏻 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I have ALWAYS LOVED *HER GORGEOUS ACCENT* .
“Very gay” SHE KNEW-😭😭😭
The whole time I was on edge thinking she may touch a charged high voltage capacitor.
+Dustin Tacy generations will never know the fear that is the flyback transformer
+dfctomm She already did. Look at her hair.
+Timothy Pullins 😁
eh, I've scraped hundreds of TVs and never zapped myself. and I'm talking about breaking it down, every piece. each TV can bring $5 in scrap metal.
@@joZeizzle poor tv! you should sell them to retro gamers and tv nerds, you may earn a little more ;)
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” The deepest quote I’ve ever heard in my life.
GROUP NATION so relevant and iconic. The marketers are the modern day poets.
It applies to any celebrity
"I'm 12 and this is deep" moment right there
@@TheCarsfan4ever Or maybe you lack the depth to get the punch line. Is post-ironic meta commentary.
@@anecann think you got it the other way around.
Bjork is like a mischievous little kid and mature like a fairy That's why we love her.
Thank you😸
The TV could have killed her. Even unplugged. I was worried for her.
@Awesomes007 yea there are literally labels inside saying " x-ray "... best to ground the t.v. even when off..
I love it. "You swallow and swallow." XD
i want bjork to whisper to me while i fall asleep
Try asmr.
***** What does that mean?
bjork should do some crazy asmr videos
listen to cocoon it's the best asmr ever made.
in person lol
“Icelandics being very happy about Christmas, very gay” - Björk, 1988
Gay was originally use to say someone was really happy, the It became what it is today
@@francogallinacimaglia8802 gay
HAH gaeeeeee
Yes, gay was/is just a term to mean happy or in good spirits,, it's only the modern world that has attached it to homosexuality 🤔🙄
@@robertsartin420 I feel like it's been associated with homosexuals for quite a while
I remember filming this over Christmas, I was convinced she was going to electrocute herself, Love u Bôk
Came here after listening to "It's about time" (Demo) of my fav. band The 1975 from Tape Notes Podcast and sure her speaking fits so well as a sample in that song. ♥
The time björk almost died from discharging capacitors
It was probably discharged prior to opening it
The Danish book probably explained how to discharge it safely. Where would we be without Danish books?
No idea how I got here, but as an ex-electronics engineer, I am not ashamed to admit it has taken me 10 minutes to stop laughing in order to be able to type this! Yes kids, always ask your parents to discharge electrolytic capacitors before you go playing inside the TV! (and watch out for that L.O.P.T too, as they can bite). Love Bjork. Play Dead is still the best ever Bond theme that never was.
Björk is such a positive energy, she probably charged the capacitors rather than the other way round.
Daniel Flugt agreed
the way she says "This looks like a city, like a little model of a city" at 1:18
John Bird It's the cutest sound ever!
Emm Moon ASMR
It's infuriatingly annoying.
ENGLAND IS MY CITY!!
Safety
Hahaha...cuteness overload.
The time we almost lost Bjork to electrocution from touching a capacitor.
That would have been a real shock to watch that video. yikes
A poet lied to me once. Never again.
"poets" lie all the time ;) date a novel writer instead
relatable
Get this man a Danish book!
3:00 the poet was right about that; you stop judging.
Always keep your Danish Book close.
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you" it's like the perfect ending to a perfect video...priceless.
She could do a whole album around this concept
yeah but we dont know the scientific truth about television ?
¡es poesía! ¡no buscan mentirte!
i'll take poets truth over the danish science books anytime
Thibaut Zadina it’s just a joke about people taking poetry too literally
This video was uploaded in 2007. It's been floating through the ether for fifteen years, and now it has finally gotten to me.
SHE IS SO SWEET, CUTE, AND CALMING.
unintentional asmr
So true
Already making ASMR videos in the early 90's, so much ahead of her time
Late 80's*
She made an entire ASMR album called Vespertine.
Her entire work is asmr. She's putting people to sleep since the beginning of her career.
On a serious note, CRT TVs can electrocute you, even if they're unplugged.
this should be at the top
Unintentionally asmr
Man that Icelandic poet messed her up good
💀
I love how she says "City"
cee-ty
Do you want to touch my Teee - Ty
I like how she says everything. She's adorable.
@@stesoteric8129 lmaoo
sea tea
my man the cameraman and his got damn wand doing voodoo magic
I found this GEM from the Danny brown Show ! 😂
tune in next week when we investigate a toaster.
Maureen Santiago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍞🍞🍞
Made me laugh, thanks
Sign me up please.
I honestly would click that so fast
If only....
I saw her once in a music store in Manhattan, asking an employee questions about different cds, this was in the mid 1990's and I was totally crazy about her, I didn't want to bother her or anything because she was just out shopping for music, so I ran out of the store, but let me just say, she has got to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The day I saw her, she had some glittery stuff on her cheeks, and her eyes were incredible. But I remember standing just 3 or 4 feet away just browsing music, and then I heard her voice and I looked to my right and she was standing right there. I'll never forget it.
@BeGood 2Me alright Prickardo
r/thathappened
hey ricardo
damn
I envy you my friend!>.
I kind of feel like a poet just lied to me in the sweetest most curious voice I've ever heard.
Björk Tech Tips
Be careful, Bjork, one of those little "houses" is a capacitor, and guess who lives there. Mr. 20,000 volts!
that part of your mind that brought this comment is so lovely. hope it is still doing fine and so on
Volt Travolta.
My thoughts exactly...
Ultra LOL
Ninja_base_ball_batmen Definitely, that's the purpose, to store electricity, lots of it. Touching the wrong part is usually fatal.
When the professor lets you write an essay about anything you want.
Citations: a Danish book I read this morning
Taking apart old TVs is very dangerous, even if they’re unplugged. The capacitors in the unit still store a lot of energy that can be released very quickly!!
I was looking for this comment. I watched the video and was looking for a warning about the fly back capacitors. If you accidentally discharge those you can be killed or at least badly injured.
It took a second watch for me to realize that she was referring to a projector when recounting the poets comparison of television to cinema.
I remember someone saying that she says "throw the picture" because that's a literal translation of the Icelandic word for a projector
@@superwhizz114 hm, thats actually pretty interesting
When I was A young boy My father Took me into the sihty Like a little model of a sihty
Like a little model of a Sith
G note
Shity
you bitch lol
I love this so much thank you
I could watch Bjork talk nonsense about anything and still be fascinated by her innocent wonder about the world around her for hours on end. She's so intriguing and her view on things is refreshingly cute. It's nice to see the world through Bjorks eyes every now and then.
I know exactly what you mean. I keep coming back to this video. It's not about asmr. There's something else that gives me this fluffy feeling, like butterflies in my chest...
its not nonsense listen more carefully
Tiger haha they weren’t saying THIS was nonsense. 😁 They were saying they could listen to her talk “nonsense” (anything) all day....
@@tigerrocha9161 It's nonsense.
This remembers me on "The Modern Things" with an interesting view on the development of the world!.
This is great ASMR. I got many tingles from her soft voice.
That hairstyle is something else.
She touches one of those capacitors and she'll hit some notes she's never sang before.
LOL
😂😂😂
She'd be fucking dead, actually.
Hahahahaha 😆
Nope. You’re thinking of TV’s about 30 years old than this one.
She's so unreal I love her
Nirvana If that’s you in your DP, I feel the same way
More like surreal
Don't become a Ricardo.
What a precious person ❤
She is so cute in this interview :)
like a little kid
AlexTheRed Why do you have to be like this
I'm honestly surprised
she's always cute
Yet a complete Psycho bitch
I wish I knew someone like Bjork, someone who I could talk sweet, non-judgemental nonsense with all day.
You can have me, all my friends are like that.
She's pretty judgmental about Icelandic poets...
@@Leonhavenify Don't give it up so easy, make him work for it! :p
@@JunkBondTrader What if i am looking for the same people?
@@gurintto That's because an Icelandic poet lied to her plus she's not really being judgmental at all but rather she's just warning people to never let any poets lie to you. 😊
Lol she was an inspiration when she appeared on the scene a few decades ago... Then she pops the back off a CRT TV and without any regard for the contents of the 2nd anode lead... Pokes fingers around inside the chassis. She's still beautiful and the idea she's inquisitive makes her perfect.
1:20 her pronunciation of ci-ty always brings me back to this video
Bjork is so damn lovable.
Remeber the guy on the news, who stalked her, tried to kill her and then off'd himself?
@@hjuikkll yes. Some sad, sick shit. I mean,.....why?
@@StephenS-2024 you'd have to ask him, but I agree a lot of things are quite sick
@@hjuikkll the guy sent a book that would spray acid on her. Thankfully it was intercepted.
@@StephenS-2024 Insane. The inguenity of this person. Maybe he thought this acid trap would somehow impress her
i still don't know why this video was made and i wish to remain in ignorance
Don't question it, just let it happen...
Don't let poets lie to you
Much better than all the ASMR videos on KZhead 😍
I've been a big fan of Bjork. Love the way she talks.
"I read that in a Danish book this morning" is there anything bjork can't do
Icelanders learn Danish from a pretty young age so...
@@forsaken.cowboy so what?
@@joevines3428 … So it's not that big a surprise that she can read something in a Danish book?
I will now be forming a new religion centered entirely around this video and Björk's TV.
Abraxas and instead of a bible, you will just have “The Danish Book”
I'm in. Can I be a high priest or something?
Lmfao I’ll join
It might already exists and it's called asmr.
I want to join
I like when she says "it looks like a ci-ty."
I love the hair Bjork.
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
"Dis lookz lik a sitty... lika leetle... modeel of a sitty... ahnd all de hauses hwich are here..."
I like this accent :3
Wtf lol
+Noah Grapes "like a sit-ty, like a leetle maw-del of a sit-ty." Her accent is so wonderful!
Noah Graves this is the best thing i've ever read
Lmfaoooooo this Is so fucking funny I love this comment
Remember when Björk invented ASMR?
When you know the scientifical truth, you'll feel much better.
Don't even need all those ASMR videos, just watch videos of Bjork talking. She is so adorable.
Exactly my friend, I was about to type what you just said! I have listened to this video for yeas, because of the sounds she makes while opening the tv set and talking, and only recently did I come across the term asmr and these videos. Bjork was so ahead of her time :-P
Im actually addicted to this video , i watch it at least 15-20 times a week
It feels like herion
Omg, it's the same situation with me hahaha.
ASMR is what it is
@@axlphishm6943 love the fact that you casually posted your answer 4 months after the original comment, looks like you actually watch this video multiple times a day haha
@@primitivism I still come to this vid sometimes
Shes precious
Always loved her. One of the cutest adults i’ve ever seen. Adorable.
this vid gave me a bjoner.
3 years late, you made me chuckle
Grillparzer with Photo of Tesla makes your comment even more witty...
Bjöner
I thought you were more of a pigeon guy, if you know what I mean......
I KEKKER I k
Isn't she just the cutest little thing you've ever seen?
That's what I ask to myself everytime I see her.
nice bob ross quote
MrWarners14 nah that place is occupied by my penis
Little yes, cute no
Craig Hauser how about NO
Hundreds of years of pure icelandic blood and you get this ❤
I've never ever seen a more unique person in my life. We are all programmed , she's clean.
"Hello, it is Christmas time and I'm sitting here by my TV". This is me every Christmas
Bjork invented TV...
sure, and then she waited till she thought humanity was ready for it before introducing it ;)
Glenn Wheatcroft No, Einstein did
JR William your joking right?
I could listen to her talk all day
Her voice reminds of a world war 2 documentary
If you're ever sad just remember that the earth is 4.54 billion years old and somehow you've managed to exist at the same time as Bjork talking about her TV
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When she speaks is already art.
based on what ive been told in tech college(went loooooong after that kinda tv died out) she is at high risk of electrocuting herself throughout most of the video
Such a soft voice.
Danish Books: making the world less afraid of television.
I believe you mean “less scared to television.”