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Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)
HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZheadr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZheadr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZheadrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
I can’t wait for auto shop to go on bonus money lol
It did two months ago. I wouldn't expect anything too soon.
Fr.. i just completed all contracts... And i m planning to buy a another lifter..
@@Betterthanyoustudiosbut was it the sale robberies or the tow truck salvages? I recall it was the latter but maybe I missed it.
You're confusing Auto Shop with the Chop Shop. Chop was recently, Auto was a few months ago@@The_GlitchWitch
The auto shop is pretty mid at double money
A trick for winning the CarMeet prize ride: exit the car meet and go to the pink race circle across the street. This is the drag race series which only has a max of 4 racers. So it’s impossible to get any less than 4th. So just join one of those races 4 days in a row and you’ll get the prize ride for free basically
I thought car meet prize rides were street and pursuit races only? The new drag races count?
@@spishe683 ALL races in Car Meet is counted.
@@spishe683 I’ve been doing drag races for past month and a half to get the prize rides
@@spishe683 you could do a drag race then exit to free mode and go into car meet again and see if it counted for you by checking interaction menu. But it’s been working for me
@@carsonguzman4709 thanks a lot for replying, I'll give all those a go.
Tip: Do not buy the La Coureuse in LMS. Instead, buy it at Simeon's Dealership because there is a secret pulsing light bar in the front you wouldn't get from the one on the website.
Yo Clloudz. Beeg up on the tip. Found dat out some time after the last sale for La Coureuse. So I may sell the other. Fyah✊🏼
@@dreblack2087 Yw.
Is it still glitched on PC, so that after restart the light bar is gone?
Rockstar cooking this month
frr
it almost feels weird getting good updates back to back
Finally a reason to switch to MC president, I avoid doing this usually because of constantly having to defend the businesses when I’m in the middle of something. The bike delivery missions are a quick 50k in a few minutes which makes the bike shop well worth a purchase
Glad I am not alone, the security is worthless it feels like. Sometimes I get defend the business back to back. Like c’mon!! Lol.
The coke lockup, then, the, THAT, lab. Made me chuckle a bit
Too bad he can't just say it. Would be nice if KZhead was a pro-first-amendment site, and could tell the difference between a GTA5 *hrmph hrmph hrmph* lab, and a real *hshshd* lab.
Just call it a "pharmaceutical" lab. It's what is referred to on your nightclub computer.
Wait what? We are not allowed to say meth? I thought he just couldn't pronounce it.
one thing of note, if you ARE wanting to start from the jump on this, buying the Pillbox MC, and then getting the cheapest businesses, NOT getting the docuforge, and it STILL costed 12mil+
been waiting for this for the whole day bro.
Modding a motorcycle in the clubhouse for customers will get you $50,000 per delivery. Doing the mods are quick and delivering is easy. Actually not bad pay to keep up with doing when possible, imo.
🏍️💨 “Pimp My Bike” .. It’s probably the easiest side hustle for any of the businesses. I keep it in my lil rotation of quick money making missions ..
I wish mine wasn't bugged. I haven't had a customer drop off a bike in about 2 months now.
@@grimsoul0 Damn that Sucks 🤦🏻♂️
@@grimsoul0just buy a new clubhouse if you still want to do them. I near sure thats the only way and heck, there cheap this week and if you sell a mc in public lobby you will make the money back straight away
@@coriT16 I've already tried not and it didn't make a difference. It's just aggravating that it's bugged, but not really a big deal.
Love the clash of clans sounding the background
Dude that NFS Carbon music near the end is a good choice for background music man
It's 4/20 weeks, so all the weed stuff is double, and the EV vehicles are hyped up because 4/22 is Earth Day. Damn hippies.
All MC sales are double. Weed only is double to street dealers as well
Damn hippies. Always worrying about others and not just themselves. What ass holes
And 4/19 is bicycle day! The day that Albert Hoffman discovered lsd
Damn hippies caring about others and not just themselves. What jerks
Gettin good and baked on Saturday 😁💨🍃
My favorite part of this was you saying if you didn’t like hit the dislike. Lol. Just for that I’m liking this. Genuine and classy. Keep it up. Ps. I literally just saw the video before this ….. basically the same damn video. Ain’t mad at ya stay consistent. Just wish you game updated that time trial. Btw … it is at casino. Take the first right and go two blocks before you take the next right according to the gps. Peace playa
I love the NFS Carbon soundtrack in the background
It’s so good fr
@@HarmNone It is!! Really hit the nostalgia with that one
It’s sad that I can’t hear the infamous “Hey bois, it’s harmnone” Bcs I’m in class watching your vids and I have no headphones 😭
I just love the clash of clans background music it just gives it a great vibe
Thanks harm for the heads up on gta online this week I’m looking forward to grinding the mc businesses even though I already have 10million on the bank more is always better lol
Seems like a good week finally 2 good weeks in a row tho i don't normally run MC bc it's a pain in the ass to deal with but still
I LOVE THESE SIMPLE BACKGROUND MUSICS XD
When I found out the Pegasus tezeract was in the ls car meet I immediately thought of how much it would get flamed by harmnone in this video
Lolol
It would be nice if all the weed in Cayo was double or even triple cash, so you'd have to use something other than the submarine entrance to make doubled money this week.
The Omnis E-GT looks so good with matte black paint, and offroad tires with black wheels. Ultimate stealth mode
Letsss go i've been waiting for the biker sell bonus. I got almost all of them full
Let's go champ. I swear if i win that car on a spin gonna fix it up and sell. Got already always good seeing your uploads 😊be safe buddy. Appreciate your recommendation bro fr
Appreciate your support bro
LETS GO CHAMP
Nah bro. I just won that car with this same intention. I fixed it up and it looked 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨so I kept it 🤣
@@StarboiFloyd lol well I will sell the one in garage thanks for that bro 🫡🤣
@@HarmNone just keep up the good work bro smoke something too 😜
He didn't say "yet again" he said "yet agæn" lol Love it
I always notice that lol also when he says been he says it a bit funny lol no hate though one of my favorite youtubers forsure
you should play some Overtime Rumble with viewers this week!!
The street dealers do have a daily sell limit though. Still worth finding, and capping them out this week to save time.
for those who don’t know about the casino wheel, if u don’t get what u want BEFORE U CHEER FOR WHATEVER PRIZE U LAND ON u can hard close out of the game and spin again, it can be very time consuming and frustrating if u don’t get it the first few tries but if u want the car for free might as well lol
Let's go champ 😂🤑 2 weeks in a row !!!! It's time to grind 💪🤑🤣
I kinda regret buying the chop shop at this point
Eventually you can make your money back from it, its a really dumb purchase though if you don't already have the other businesses purchased though.
Salvage yard turned out to be a complete trash business I don't even run it anymore
Not a bad week last week was insane with the new chicken raid thrown in aswell another decent week I'm beginning to think the next dlc gonna be an expensive one 😂
Love the background music lmao
Also you are presenting these 3 LS meet cars so wrong they absolutely don't suck
Doing 1 MC business sale reminded me why I stopped doing them. Those vehicles are so slow. And naturally, I got the Post OP van for my first sale.
Jam your mobile operations center out front of the business where the vans spawn. Forces the game to either spawn bikes helicopters or boats usually
Is that clash of clans in the background 😂
CoC background music go hard
-Theres an issue it should [Background Update] where in Auto Shop that normally spawn location set, but when you go switch session it spawned random location. -As even the client modification that won't even, modifying it will immediately delivery right away, causing satisfaction payout…
I think the next weekly update should be the agency
Its gonna be a nightclub week
It's most likely going to be a Nightclub week. The GTA+ benefits for this month are for the bunker, CEO cargo, MC businesses and Nightclub. And so far, we have gotten 3/4 of them.
Bro I spent all day yesterday filling my warehouses so I get the sell mission with the plane I had 1 crate left to drop and lost my engines and it took all my cargo andd didn't give me shizzz.. I'm so pissed bro alllllll day I spent doing that for nothing!!!
NEVER do plane cargo missions, if you get those, switch sessions and take the three crate loss to get a better mission.
Wish I woulda known that last night!!! Lol
@@OnePlus-wm1ph yeah those are the worst missions and they bug out a lot as well.
The La Careus apparently has a pulsing light bar on the front of it, that only comes when you buy it from Simeon’s. If you already have one and want that cool extra feature, but try test driving it first and see if it shows
just bought it few hours ago from simeon for the front pulsing lightbar. after changing session it's bug out and lightbar not work. this car was the only reason for me to boot gta this week p.s. just checked gta forums thread. this bug appears on last gen (i'm playing on pc)
Chimera is epic . Best wheelie in town and if u wanna drift with a bike that's the option for ya
The musuc selection is fuckin amazing
I’ve named my MC Club “The Open Road” 🤣🤣
Does this include MC Clubhouse bar sales? If so I recommend doing that if your a low level 😊
Chimera is kinda fun. Does sick wheelies.
Coil Cyclone 2 with full HSW upgrades is almost uncontrollably fast. Acceleration is mental
Ima play so much this week
HARM! You know we go back. Take my advice, play helldivers 2. It's a good game to kill time with friends. You like shooters and multiplayers.
Ive had my mc businesses full for a while bc im lazy to sell, now i cant be lazy anymore lol
Obey I wagon- Thank you Harmnone, I had this on my buy list but hearing it sucks it shall be removed and Ill save even more money. Coil Radien- Bought it, Like it, dont love it, its okay. I got it for 40% off about 2ish months back and Its fun to drive, but its not a good car.
The omnis GT is my go to daily driver on GTA great car
it seems that you hate tezeract, x80 proto and starling. Are there more vechicles that you dislike? Just curious man :)
rockstar been cooking heavy
Pls do willard Donk customisation
Is that clash of clans background music?
The clubhouse resupply van is broken af. Not fun if you really want to supply the bar OR a hilariously stupid challenge.
I think R* would have a lot of quality update in the game like… 1) increases the timer to 3 hours, 57 minutes, and 36 second when selling stocks. 2) Bunker should have speed up stock/research to save a lot of time into, 3.50 minutes no upgrade/44 second with upgrade. 3) Health regenerate can be fully recovered rather being partial 50% in any amount from damage, both story and online. 4) Increase snack storage P's and Q's 900, EgoChaser 600, Ecola 200, Sprunk 200, Meteorite Bar 800. 5) HSW Cars increase the cost when destroyed $800,000 normally or $375,000 if was CEO/MC active. 6) Adding Crosshairs colours available: lime green, bright purple, race yellow and also adding crosshair for bombing in aircrafts. 7) Redesign tank crosshair into " o " but add 7.62 coaxial mg as default with Rifle/MG crosshair also able rotate without even act like a car. 8) Rifles and Carbines damage buff somewhere 60-73% on damage stats, SMGs and Pistols 50-60% of damage stat. 9) GLs will may explode on surface, rather detonate when fire. But the regular GL should readjust correct to 6/24, but should never losses when you died which kinda annoying. 10) BST on CEO abilities is constantly applied when in use rather drop on ground, and increase duration to 4 minutes
-I'm kindly sure they should added Cargobob on CEO Vehicle that cost $40k if you don't have and sone other vehicles such as Thruster with armed rockets, flare countermeasure, speed boost. -Some old CEO Vehicles should they replaced newer: XLS > Armoured Jubilee with MLJ, Baller LE > Armoured Buffalo STX with MLJ, Duneloader > Insurgent, Schafter LWB (Armoured) > Enus Deity (Armoured), Patriot > Patriot Mil-Spec (Armoured), Bodhi > CaraCara 4x4, Washington > X80, Sanchez > Bati 801, Super Diamond > Windsor, BeeJay XL > Terminus… but all of newer should have BP tire as default. Including savage might be added in CEO Vehicles in the future
It would also be nice if money grew on trees and jellybeans rained down from the sky, but………
It's a shame Rockstar made the LS Car Meet Prize Ride 4 days in a row; it's difficult enough to find people to race, and the majority can't or won't make the commitment to 4 consecutive days. Rockstar should make it 2 days in a row to win the vehicle, to encourage more racing. Also, the Imogon is full-price this week but worth it for sure.
best imani tech electric upgrade?
Why can't Rockstar make a personal car overview. Like you have your own website to look at them all? Today there is only "physical" garage visit or by name in the interaction menu
I think Rockstar is overdue for some new Businesss we can buy. Strip Joint, Brothel ( massage 😉) , truck haulage, Retail shops , units blocks to rent out etc... any other ideas please write on........
No Truck Haulage, That’s all we do now anyway for all these Businesses lol 🤦🏻♂️ But a Reality Business would be Fire ❤️🔥 Straight Passive Income like the Nightclub! 🏦💰🤵🏻♂️🤝👩🏼💻🏢🏬
Playing on gta on xbox one for over 3 or more years ... still dont have a mc business worth anything (i have the free counterfeit...) so might snag a new business and maybe lacourese (name hard)
I only bought the MC businesses for the club😂
Lmao, your comment about getting banned for doing the speed glitch 😂 I've become comfortable with the fact that rockstar doesn't seem to care what you do so long as it isn't a money glitch; basically if the glitch has nothing to do with cash, they literally do not care hahaha
Wat i buy is the omnis egt. Wat not to do is the timetriles
sadly in my country thre is casino banned.. Also, im on next gen xbox, so vpn isnt possible imo
Love winning penaud from the podium but I just bought the d10 and now it's on podium how lame
The Pegasi Tezzeract is one of the most awful cars in the game. A few years back, if i remember correctly, i won it in the casino, and literally sold it for basiclaly nothing like a week later just for the garage space.
It’s the worst, absolutely despise it
Bro using clash of clans song in the background i'm a player 😉
I don't expect an answer, but i noticed that i cannot spawn in my autoshop, altough i do have the living quarters, and the strangest thing is that this is only when i'm in a public session. If anybody could help i'd really appreciate it!🙏
If u wanna transfer business to another location the already equipped upgrades will remain or reset to the new business location??
You will need to buy upgrades again for new location
@@bumpy78 thnx a lot man 🙏
The tezeract really is such a disappointment. One of the few super cars I bought full price and I was so excited for it but I don’t use it at all
Was the claiming car thing a mistake, been like 5 car's since then
They promised it and gave one to shut us up. That's promise delivered
I don't touch my MC because every time I do, I get raided
Is it me or is that clash of clans music?
That corvette is 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
Bruhh why the coc music , i thought something wrong with my phone 😅
Bro why does he got the clash of glans music in the background
I need someone to do the races with me one each day, to get the prize ride, on xbox one
Bro has clash of clans on in the background
Fr i just noticed aswell😂😂, its a banger tho
why clash of clans in the background 😂
People people we gotta talk double money for coke is 1 mill
her Harm are you really from wpg?
Remember when cay perico went double money for 4/20
W vid
7:48 wait, putting an spoiler actually changes something about the car? it was not just cosmetic????
It affects the handling positively
Holy shit, never heard someone talking that the spoiler actually does something about the handling of any car Soo, the more expensive the better it is?
@@homemmacaco6840 The best spoiler is the smallest one that is not the stock option, the higher the wing is, the more high centered the rear of the car will become. So ducktail spoilers and lip spoilers are the most effective, but in theory any spoiler gives the same buff.
why do i hear clash of clans music in the background
You play not on the next gen console cause you guess allways when you show the HSW timetrials
I have nearly all of the HSW time trial locations memorized, I do play on next gen I just don’t record update weeks on console
The MC business have the worst sell missions
Yo Dimez. Try parking a Sparrow, an MOC and big personal vehicle in the spots where the multiple trucks normally appear - sometimes this spawns bikes, sometimes one truck. U obviously gotta play with placement, but try it out. Fyah🫡
Hey Boys it’s Harmnone
Are you from WPG? Im also from WPG lol
The green should of gave 4.20 xp and money 😂
Siuuuuuuuuum
They're never giving us another car from the Salvage Yard, huh?
Salvage yard is trash
Anyone else not get there 420 Hat
I would say getting the cheapest document forgery is worth it this week cuz u can just leave it like that and have discounts in your salvage yard. Im definitely doing that
When is Dr Dre week 😢
anybody here looking to have a solid group to play gta with??
Fking hate Rockstar, I try to sell full coke in LS BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT EASIER🤬🤬🤬and when I quit I LOSE 10% of my stock 🤬. F them. I'm not bothering with this Event week.
First, KZhead just made my comment go up because nothing can stop me I’m all the way up (def not lying)
Ok ✅
Guys, how do you know if you bought a car already? Is there a way to know ?
Call the mechanic and go through the list.
@@Ferfree that’s what I’m trying to avoid 🤣
LoL
U just gotta do it brother! Or take an ez drive round ur garages.
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